Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, April 25, 1878, Image 4
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A COLLEGE FREAK.
The following story of old times in South
Carolina is told of the learned Dr. Maxcy:
On one occasion, several of the students of
South Carolina College resolved to drag the
doctor's carriage into the woods, and fixed
upon a night for the performance of the exploit.
One of their number, however, was
troubled with some compunctious visitings,
and managed to convey to the worthy President
a hint that it would be well for him to
secure the door of the carriage-house. Instead
of paying any heed to this suggestion,
the doctor proceeded on the appointed night
to the carriage-bouse, and ensconsed his portly
person inside the vehicle. In less than an
hour some half-dozen young gentlemen came
to his retreat and cautiously withdrew the
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carnage iuiu tuc ruau. tt udu tu%>j note ??u]y
out of the college precincts they began to
joke freely with each other by name.
One of them complained of the weight of
the carriage, and another replied byjswearing
it was heavy enough to have the old fellow
himself inside. For nearly a mile they proceeded
along the highway, and then struck
into the woods to a cover which they concluded
would effectually conceal the vehicle.
Making themselves infinitely merry at the
doctor's expense, and conjecturing how and
when he would find his carriage, they at
length reached the spot where they had resolved
to leave it. Just as they were about
to depart?having once more agreed that
"the carriage was heavy enough to have the
old doctor and all his tribe in it"?they were
startled by the sudden dropping of one of
the glass panels, and the well-known voice of
the doctor himself, thus addressing them :
"So, so, young gentlemen, you are going to
leave me in the woods, are you ? " Surely, as
you have brought me hither for your own
gratification, you will not refuse to take me
back for mine. Come, Mr. , and
and , buckle to and let us return; its
getting late!"
There was no appeal; for the window was
raised, and the doctor resumed his seat. Almost
without a word; the discomfited young
gentlemen took their places at the pole and
the back of the vehicle, and quite as expeditiously,
if with less voice, did they retrace
their course. In silence they dragged the
carriage into it3 wonted place, and then retreated
precipitately to their rooms, to dream
of the account they must render on the morrow.
When they had retired, the doctor
quietly vacated the carriage and went to his
house, where he related the story to his family
with much glee. He never called the heroes
of that nocturnal expedition to an account,
nor was the carriage ever afterward
dragged at night into the woods.
His Only Terms.?The old saying that
some men would want more if they had a billion,
was exemplified recently when a Windsorite
and a Detroiter rot into a dispute at
the ferry dock. Said the Canadian, "you
ought to be well pounded, tod I'm the man
that oan do it! However, I don't understand
the laws over here, and don't want to be
locked up. If you'll come over to Canada
I'll pay your fare both ways on the boat,
buy your dinner, treat you to cigars, lick you
till you can't squeal, and send you home with
beef in your eyes."
The Amercan thought of the proposition
awhile, and then asked:
"If I go over, will you buy me a new overcoat
?"
"I?I?yes, by thunder, I will!" replied
the mad Windsorite.
"And anew suit of clothes?"
"No, I won't. That's asking too much !"
"Well, those are the only terms I was ever
licked on," calranly replied the other, "and
your rejection of them shows that you are all
blow and no fight."
They took it out in jawing.
? ? .
How They Crossed the Red Sea.?A
colored preacher in Florida thus held forth :
"My brudring, the Israelites went over the
Red Sea on the ice. They got over all safe ;
and dat's de reason why Moses sung the song
of praise. In de morning, when de sun was
up, hot, Pharaoh and de 'Gyptians come wid
deir great lumberin' chariots of iron. Dey
broke through the ice and all went to the bottom
of de sea. "Stop dure!" exclaimed a
hearer, "I want to ask a question. I've read
geography, and Egypt's a hot country. It's
under the 'Quator, and dere ain't no ice dere.
How could dey go over on de ice, and dere
no ice dere?" To which the preacher responded
: "I'm glad you asked dat question.
Now I can splain. Dat comes of reading
g'ography instead of de Bible. My brudring,
when de chillen of Israel go over de Red
Sea, dat was a great, great while ago; before
dere was any g'ography, before dere was any
tropics, before dere was any 'Quator. Dat's
de reason dere was ice, my brudring."
Applying the Sermon.?The iter. Mr.
, of the Unitarian Church in a neighboring
State, preached a eermon, a few Sundays
since, on the importance of saying," "No," and
in the course of it dwelt impressively on the
moral courage required to use that monosyllable
at the right time. After the sermon a
collection was taken for a very deserving
charity. When the congregation was dismissed
a certain newspaper man waylaid the
pastor in the vestibule, and seizing him by
the hand thanked him effusively for the sermon?one
of the most effective he had heard.
The pastor modestly replied : "I'm glad you
think so, but cannot see why you should."
"Why," replied he of the newspaper, "when
I went into church I was fully determined to
give five dollars to that charity, but your
sermon impressed me so deeply that I found
courage to resist the temptation, and let the
plate-passer go by with an emphatic 'No!'"
JST A good story is told of a Washington
belle who is noted for her wit. She is the
daughter of a distinguished judge, and at a
recent dining party was seated next to a gentleman
who had recently lost a case before
her father, and who took occasion to refer to
him in terms anything but complimentary.
An awful pause in the conversation indicated
that something was wrong, when he turned
to tho lady at his side and expressed a hope
that the judge was no relation of hers. To
the great amusement of those present, she
replied: "Oh! no; only a connection of my
mother's by marriage." A laugh could not
be prevented, and the gentleman came bIowly
to the conclusion that the judge's family
was too much for him.
A Valuable Recipe.?Cut this out and
paste it in your hat; it may, some day, save
! &* ft^ Awin In ro
mo mo u. J uui .u?um-,u-,?n .
"A man who bad announced his first attack
of rheumatism, learned in one half hour that
the following would cure it : Iodide of potassium,
quinine, glauber salts, onions, raw lemons,
raw silk, oil silk, gin and tansy, rock
candy and whisky, Turkish baths, a potato
carried in his pocket, a horse chestnut carried
in his pocket, an eel skin around his leg, a
suit of red flannel, chloroform liniment, hot
lemonade, a trip South, a dry atmosphere,
equable temperature, sulphur baths, mustard
and hot water, camphor liniment and electricity."
At a recent meeting in England which
wa3 characterized by much religious excitement,
an old man gave expression to his joy
by shouting, and continued it until it began
to interrupt the services. Brother W? was
requested to "go and stop that old man's
noise." He went to him and spoke a few
words, and the shouting man at once became
quiet. "Brother \V?, what did you say to
the man that quieted him so promptly?" "I
asked him for a guinea for foreign missions,"
replied Brother \V?.
aST A Yankee editor wishes to know whether
the law recently enacted against the carrying
of deadly weapons applies to doctors who
carry pills in their pockets.
<fatm and fireside.
HARNESS GALLS.
The skin is frequently injured by pressure
or friction from some part of the harness. At
first the amount of damage inflicted may appear
trifling, but a continuance of the pressure
un the injured part soon causes considerable
derangement, and even a slight wound
becomes of importance, on account of the
time required for its healing and the remarkable
susceptibility of the part to the recurrence
of the injury. Sore shoulders are the
direct consequence, in many cases, of a badly
fitting collar. Some horses, however, have a
very tender skin, and extra work, either in
respect of distance or increase of the load to
be drawn, will be followed by injury to the
shoulders, although the collar may be worn
which has been used for months previously.
Actual excoriation of the surface of the skin
"? nnt onmmnnlT nrndnned in a short iouruev.
but very slight swelling takes place aud the
part becomes excessively sensitive, causing
the animal to resist any attempt to replace
the collar after it has been removed. Unless
the driver is more than usually cautious and
considerate, this expression of the animal's
feelings passes unnoticed, the horse is harnessed
in spite of resistance, aud after a time
is induced to pull with his ordinary energy?
for the soreness which annoyed him at first,
soon ceases to be felt.
The continuance of pressure, however,
produces further mischief, and, after a time,
actual abrasion of the skiu takes place. A
few folds of cloth tied around those parts of
the collar which are immediately above and
below the seat of the injury, tend, in some
degree, to save the abraded surface from further
pressure; but the chances are that by the
time the horse reaches his stable, the shoulder
will be so far damaged as to require some
considerable time for its effectual repair.
This necessary rest cannot, perhaps, be conveniently
allowed, the wounds are temporarily
dried up by stybic and astringent applications
and the horse is again put to work, only
to suffer from more extensive abrasions. In
this way some horses' shoulders are kept in a
miserable plight, requiring the constant use
of tincture and lotions to keep them in a sufficient
state of repair, to render the use of a
collar in any form possible.
It is not only in the case of the poor man's
horse that sore shoulders are found. Many
animals in extensive establishments are in
equally disgraceful condition.
Treatment, of abrasions of the skin from
undue friction is not difficult, at any rate, in
theory. It is principally necessary to remove
the cause of the injury and leave the cure to
the restorative powers of nature; but as time
is an object, it i9 always thought be3t to assist
the healing process by some astringent
remedies, and there is no objection to the use
of the ordinary tincture of myrrh and aloes,
which is commonly employed in such cases.
Horses, with abrasions of the skin of the
shoulders, should not have a collar put on till
the skin has become perfectly healthy.
Something may undoubtedly be done to hard
en the skin and thns make it less susceptible
to friction. A strong (saturated) solutiou of
alum, or of common salt, may be used for this
purpose with advantage.?Sidney Swift in
Home Journal.
Ashes.?The statement has been made?
we have never seen it tested?that a bushel
of unleached ashes weighs about forty-eight
or fifty pounds. Assuming it to be fortyeight
pounds, a top-dressing of twenty-five
bushels to the acre gives 1200 pounds of fer
tilizer. It is estimated that this quantity ot
ashes contain about one hundred pounds of
potash, three hundred pounds of lime, fifty
pounds of magnesia, twenty-five pounds of
nhosnhoric acid, and perhaps ten pounds of
sulphuric acid. It will be seen that ashes are
about equal in value to the best commercial
guanos, contaiuiug the very elements most
needed by plants; while guano is valuable
mainly for its nitrogen and phosphoric acid.
The ashes supplies the phosphoric acid, but
contains no nitrogen. This is the main difference.
The salts of ashes also are generally
rendered insoluble by water by the action
of the fire, but can be made soluble by chemical
processes.
Ashes are a good fertilizer for anything
that grows, from fruit trees down to potatoes
and garden vegetables of every kind. As
long as farmers can procure them at a reasonable
price it is one of the best fertilizers they
can use. They may be applied broadcast, in
the hill or drill, or in compost. But in composting
care must be taken not to mix them
with anything containing ammonia, or animal
manures of any kind. From the permanency
of their effects, and the number of essential
elements that they supply, they form
perhaps the most economical fertilizers to be
had, and if residing near a town, the farmer
ought to make arrangements with the inhabitants
to purchase all they have.?Exchange.
The Ciiufa.?The chufa is a species of nut
grass; but unlike that terrible garden pest, it
does not survive the winter. The planting
seed must be gathered, dried and housed.
After you save what seed you wish, just turn
your bogs into the field and they will do the
harvesting.
As regards planting and cultivating, first,
lay ?ff the rows three feet apart, put in barn ?
1.:?i ~p j p am:
yard manure, or some aiuu or geou leruiizer,
bed od, say two furrows, open the bed as you
would for cotton, say, tw<# inches deep, as
they grow near the surface. Drop one nut at
intervals of about twelve inches apart, theu
cover. Plant about the loth of April.
Should moles destroy any they can be drawn
as slips and reset; they never wither from
being reset. I reset half an acre last year,
and I do not think one died. Keep clear of
grass and weeds, and plow about twice. The
yield is enormous. Hogs prefer them to any
other food.
There is no comparison between corn and
chufa ; the hogs fatten faster on chufa, and
we do not have the trouble and expense of
gathering them. They do better on light
soil.?R. B. Moodie, in Rural Messenger.
The Poor Gentleman.?There are more
young Americau men in the penitentiaries of
thiB country, learning trades, than there is
outside of them. The principal cause of this
j is that we are educating our young men for
i gentlemen?trying to make lawyers, preachj
ers, doctors and clerks out of material that
I nature intended for blacksmiths and brick1
layere, carpenters, tailors, and other honest
1 "hewers of wood and drawers of water." It
j is a mistake, and a big one, to teach boys
' and girls to believe that labor is disgraceful,
i and to do nothing for a living is more becom;
ing to society in which they expect to move
and have the respect of. Hang such society!
It is rotten to the core to-day, and there are
I many men's sons and daughters who are now
being educated to play the parts of "leading
; lady" and "walking gentleman" in the drama
of life, who will light out for a poor-house
' or a penitentiary before they have played
their parts and the curtain drops. Go to
work !?Courier-Journal.
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When a horse stumbles, never raise
vniii. xmina?tV>o nroofurp drpnda its mflRt.pr'fl
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chiding; never jog the reins?the mouth of
the horse is far more sensitive than human
lips ; never use the lash, the horse is so timid
J that the slightest correction overpowers its
I reasoning faculties. Speak to the creature;
reassure the palpitating frame; seek to restore
those perceptions which will form the
| best guard against a repetition of the faulty
I action.?Exchange.
An Invaluable Remedy for Riieuma;
179m.?Take a pint of spirits of turpentine,
i to which add an ounce of camphor. Let it
stand until the camphor is dissolved ; then
rub it on the part affected, and it will never
fail of removing the complaint. Flannel
should be applied after the part is well-foi
mented with turpentine. Repeat the applicai
tion morning and evening. It is said to be
j equally available for burns, scalds, bruises
and sprains, never failiug of success.
Heading fat the JWatb.
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CONDUCTED BY
REV. ROBERT LATHAN.
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RELIGION.
Whatever may be the derivation of the
word religion, and whatever may be its ety-1
mological signification, its accepted meaning
is clear. It is an acknowledgment of our
j obligations to God as our Creator, Preserver
' " J \xr:.i ? , 1;.,?
ana neueemer. >r iuiuul pieicuumg m aaj
that this definition of the word is absolutely
correct and free from all objections, it is believed
that it is sufficiently clear and accu- !
rate to exclude all unscriptural notions of the
subject.
It must be manifest to every one that we
cannot acknowledge our obligations to God,
until we have a clear idea of what our obligations
are, and whence they arise. It is also
clear that we can feel no sense of obligation
to God until we have a correct idea of who
God is, and what we are. This being the
case, it is evident that clear views of God and
the relations which exist betweea him and
ourselves, lie at the foundation of all true
religion. This, we think, is the true state of
the case. It is clearly in accordance with
the teachings of the Scriptures. "My people,"
says God, "are destroyed for Jack of
knowledge : because thou hast rejected knowlknowledge,
I willjreject thee." Hosea iv:6
Again, we are warned that "he that couieth
to God must believe that he is, and that he is
the rewarder of them that diligently seek
him." Heb. xi: 6.
From these passages of the Bible, and, in
fact, from its general scope, we conclude, and
we think safely, that to be religious, a man
must first have knowledge?not general
knowledge, but a particular and accurate
knowledge of God and himself. From what
source, then, are we to obtain our knowledge
of God and ourselves? It is related that
Hiero, one of the tyrants of Syracuse, requested,
on oue occasion, the poet, Simonides,
to explain to him the nature of God. The
poet asked that he might be granted a day to
deliberate on the subject. When the time
expired, the question was repeated, and Si
monides asked that two days might be granted
for deliberation. The question was, at the
expiration of two days, repeated, and the
poet asked for feur days. This time was
again granted, and when it expired, eight
days were asked for deliberation. Hiero, astonished
at what he regarded as strange and
inexplicable conduct in the poet, asked what
he meant by demanding so long time for deliberation.
"Because," said he, "the longer
I reflect upon the subject, the more obscure
does it appear to me to be."
The solid good sense of Simonides is brought
to light by this answer to Hiero, more clearly
thau by any other sentence which he ever
penned or uttered. We take it that he was
without the Bible. He had only the works
of creation and the providential government
of God, by which to judge of his character.
When he looked abroad, his eyes met towering
mouutains, huge rocks, lovely plains,
gently flowing streams and foaming oceans.
Above him was the blue canopy of the heaveus,
studded with the sun, the moon, and a
countless number of bright stars; beneath
him was the green earth, with its multitude of
inhabitants of various orders of creatures.
But what eould he conclude concerning the
nature of God, from all these ? Nothing,
satisfactorily. What could he learn, correct
ly, respecting the nature of God from bis
providential government? Nothing. In the
world he saw confusion and disorder, anarchv
and misrule. He saw the cruel tyraBt swaying
the sceptre aud the innocent subject
crushed beueath his heel. Of God, from what
he saw around him in the world, he could
learn absolutely nothing correctly. Whence,
then, are we to gain a correct knowledge of
the nature of God ? Is the attainment possible?
Yes. God has given us a revelation
of himself in the Bible. From this precious
book the illiterate plowman can learn more
of the being and nature of God in one day,
than can be learned of him from the study of
his works by the wisest sage in the longest
life time.
One of the elementary factors in religion
is the kuowledge of God as he is revealed
to us in the Scriptures. From the Scriptures
we learn all that we know about God. We
have no means of acquiring any knowledge
of the divine being beyond what is revealed
to us in his word. Hence, we conclude that
true religion consists in having a correct
Scriptural knowledge of God. This knowledge
underlies all feelings of obligation to
God, either as a Creator, as a preserver, or as
a redeemer. Unless we know God, we can
not feel under obligations to him ; and unless
we have a correct knowledge of him, our
feelings of obligation will necessarily be incorrect.
In gaining a knowledge of God from the
Bible, we acquire a correct knowledge of ourselves.
He that would kuow himself, must
first know God. During the process of learning
God and ourselves, spring up spontaneously
the feelings of obligation. We at
once acknowledge our obligations to God for
our being, for our preservation in being, and
since we are sinners we acknowledge our dependence
upon him for redemption. Such is
religion, as it exists in the heart of man.
Practical religion consists in serving God in
the way appointed in his word.
In the Bible, God has not only revealed
himself to us, but he lias pointed out to us the
way in which we are to give expression to our
feelings of ohligation. We are not left to
vague conjeoture as to how we are to serve
J God, or with what we are to worship him ;
! but, on the contrary, God, in his word, has
given definite instructions on this subject.
Our worship is to have a form but it must
not be formal.
What we have said seems to be in perfect
consistency with the instructions given by the
Saviour when he sent his disciples out to
preach the gospel to "all nations." "Go, ye,
therefore," said he, "and teach all nations."
Matt, xxviii: 19. Here we have, in one sentence,
the duty of a gospel minister. He is
i to teach. What is he to teach? We answer,
| what the Bible teaches. Nothing else and
j nothiag more. We also learn from thiscom!
mand of the Saviour what sinners are to
| learn, in order to their salvation. It is simply
what the Bible teaches. The Bible is the
text book, both to the preacher and his con!
gregation. The former has a right, nay, it iB
; his bounden duty, to teach all nations whatever
he finds taught in the Scriptures; and
! all nations are bound to learn what the Scrip- j
( tures teach, and practice in their lives the !
precepts of the Bible,
i If what we have said be correct, and we I
: thiuk it is, then the service which the Pagan
j nations render to their gods is not religious j
I worship, nor are they religious men. It may |
| be said that they are sincere. This we believe.:
| Still, sincerity is one thing, while right is an- I
j other. In other words, because a deed is per;
formed in sincerity, it does not follow that the
; deed is right. The same remark may be
| made concerning much that goes by the name
of religion amongst professed Christians,
i There are some men?we hope the number is
i not great?who, although born and educated
! in a Christian land?men of good minds and
I n 1 1 il -01 U 1
| lair enucauon?sumo ui ineiu uuiue ucmcia i
j in the church, who know as little about the ,
j Bible as if it were locked up iu Egyptian hie|
roglyphics. In plain English, they have
; heard of the Bible, and, it may be, read a
: little about it; but, in fact, they know nothing
about it. Is it not, we would modestly
! enquire, a stretch of charity to call such indi-1
viduals religious men ? Are they not afraid i
they will be cut off for lack of knowledge?
Do they not tremble when God says, "Because
thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also re-!
ject thee."
Ijpswnaitfjroie Reading.
DEAF SMITH'S DUEL.
The Way Sam. Houston's Scont Dropped Col.
Morton.
About two years after the Texas revolution,
a difficulty occurred between the new government
and a portion of the people, which threatened
serious consequences. Briefly, the constitution
made Austin the permanent capital,
but empowered the President to order the
temporary removal of the archives in case of
danger from a foreign enemy or sudden insurrection.
Thinking that the exceptional emergency
had arrived, as the Comanches were
committing ravages within sight of the capital,
President Houston, who then resided at
Washington, on the Brazos, dispatched an order
commanding his subordinates to send the
State records to that town.
Tt is imnnasihle to deacrihe the excitement
which the promulgation of this order raised
in Austin. The keepers of hotels, boardinghouses,
groceries and faro hanks were aghast.
The measure would be a death-blow to their
business. A mass-meeting was called, and
i he farmers of the surrounding country, who
were all more or less interested in thequestiou,
came in. After many fiery speeches, it was
unanimously resolved to prevent the removal
of the archives. Four hundred armed men
volunteered to guard the State House. The
commander of this force was Colonel Morton,
who bad distinguished himself in the war for
independence, and more recently in two desperate
duels, in both of which lie had cut his
antagonists nearly to pieces with the bowieknife.
Indeed, from his reputation for vini
dictiveness, as well as courage, it was thought
that President Houston would renounce his
purpose as soou as he should learn who was
the leader of the opposition. Morton swore
that if the President succeeded in removing
the records, he would himself hunt him down
like a wolf. He even wrote the hero of San
Jacinto to that effect. The latter replied in a
uote of laconic brevity :
"If the people of Austin do not send the archives,
I shall certainly come aud take them ;
and if Colonel Morton can kill me, he is wel
come to ray ear-cap."
On the reception of this auswer. the guard
was doubled around the State House, choseu
sentinels were stationed aloug the road leading
to the capital, armed men patrolled the
streets, and a select committee went into permanent
session in the city hall.
One day this committee were surprised hy
the sudden appearance of a stranger, whose
mode of entering the room was as extraordinary
as his looks and dress. He did not
knock at the closed door, but climbing a small
bushy-topped live oak, which grew beside tire
wall, he leaped through a lofty window. He
was clothed in buck skin, carried a long and
heavy rifle in his hand, wore at the bottom of
bis left suspender a large bowie-knife, and bad
in his leathern belt a couple of pistols half
the length of his gun. He was tall, straight
as an arrow, active as a panther in - his motions.
He had a dark complexion, luxuriant
jetty hair, and piercing black eyes.
"Who are you, who thus presume to intrude
among gentlemen without invitation ?" demanded
Colonel Morton, in his most ferocious
manner.
The stranger returned his stare with compound
interest, and laid his long, bony finger
on his lip.
"Who are you? Speak! or I'll cut an
answer out of your heart ?" shouted Morton.
The stranger removed his finger from his lip
and laid it on the hilt of bis monstrous knife.
The fiery Colonel drew his own knife, but
was seized and held back. "Let him alone
Morton, for God's sake!" exclaimed his
friends. "Do you not see that he is crazy ?"
At this moment Judge Webb, a man of
shrewd and courteous manners, stepped forward
and addressed the intruder courteously :
"My good friend, I presume you have made
a mistake in the house. This is a private
meeting where none but members are admitted."
The stranger did not appear to comprehend
the words, but he did the courtesy. Waltzing
to a table in the centre of the hall, he seized
a pen and traced one line, "I am deaf."
Judge Webb took the paper and wrote a
question: Will you be so obliging as to inform
us what is your business with this meet
ing ?"
The stranger at once handed hira a letter,
inscribed "To the Citizens of Austin." He
broke the seal and read it aloud. It was from
Houston :
"Fellow Cmzens Though in error, and deceived
by the arts of traitors, 1 will give you three
daysmore to decide whether you will surrender
the public archives. At the end of that time you
will please let me know your decision.
"Sam Houston."
After the reading the deaf man waited for
a few seconds, as if for a reply, and then turned
and was about to leave the hall when Col.
Morton sternly beckoned him back to the ta
ble. The stranger obeyed, and Morton wrote:
"You were brave enough to insult me by
your threatening looks ten minutes ago; are
you brave enough now to give me satisfaction
?"
The stranger penned his reply : "I am at
your service !"
Morton wrote again: "Who will be your
second ?"
The stranger rejoined : "I am too generous
to seek an advantage, and too brave to
fear any on the part of others; therefore I
never ueed the aid of a second."
Morton wrote: "Name your terras."
The stranger wrote without a moment's
hesitation: "Time, sunset this evening;
place, the left bank of the Colorado, opposite
Austin; weapons, rifles, and distance 100
yards. Do not fail to be in time."
He then walked across the floor and disappeared
through the window as suddenly as
he had entered.
"What," exclaimed Judge Webb, "is it
possible you intend to fight that man, Colonel
?" He is a mute, if not a maniac. Such
a meeting, I fear, will sadly tarnish your laurels."
"You are mistaken," said Morton, with a
smile ; "that mute is a hero who stands in the
records of a dozen battles, and at least half
as mauy bloody duels. Besides, he is a favorite
emissary and bosom friend of Houston.
If I have the good fortune to kill him, I
think it will tempt the President to retract
his vow against venturing any more upon the
field of honor."
"You know the man, then ?" Who is he?"
asked twenty voices together.
"Deaf Smith."
"No, that cannot be. Deaf Smith was killed
at San Jaciuto," said Judge Webb.
"There, again, your Honor is mistaken,"
ooi/t Mnrtnn "Tbo oKr?rv nf Smith's death
was a mere Action, gotten up by Houston to
save the life of his favorite from the sworn
vengeance of certain Texaus, on whose conduct
he had acted as a spy. I found that out
twelve months ago."
"Then, you are a madman yourself!" exclaimed
Webb, "Deaf Smith was never
known to miss his mark."
"The thing is settled," said Morton ; "I
have agreed to meet hira. There can be no
disgrace in falling before such a shot, and if
I kill him it will be the greatest feat of my
life."
Towards evening a vast crowd assembled
to witness the meeting, and so great was the
popular recklessness as to affairs of this sort,
that bets were offered and taken on all sides
upon the result. At sunset the two men arrived,
with long, heavy rifles, took their
places, back to back, at a signal walked slowly
and steadily off in opposite directions,
counting their steps until each had measured
fifty. They both completed the given number
about the same instant, and wheeled
around. As the distance was great, both
paused for some seconds. The face of Col.
Morton was calm and smiling. The face of
Deaf Smith was as stern and impassive as
ever. The Colonel was in broadcloth ; the
scout in smoke-tinted leather.
The two rifles exploded at the same instant.
Colonel Morton sprang into the air and
dropped dead. Deaf Smith quietly reloaded
his rifle, and walked away into the forest.
Three days afterward, General Houston,
accompanied by Deaf Smith and ten other
men, appeared in Austin and removed the
State papers.
Deaf Smith was one of the most extraordinary
characters ever known in the West. He
made his advent in Texas at an early period,
and continued to reside there until his death,
which occurred, I believe, about 1850. But,
although he had many friends, no one ever
learned where he had been born or any particulars
of his previous history. When be was
questioned on the subject, he laid his finger
on his lip. His eye was quick and far-seeing
as an eagle's, and his nose as keen as a raven's.
He could discern objects miles away
on the prairie, when others saw nothing but
earth and sky; and the savages used to declare
he could catch the scent of a Mexican
T . _ J: ,
or an inaian at an great a instance as a uuz.zard
bia diuuer. Ho could never be persuaded
to sleep under the roof of a house or even
under a tent-cloth.
JESUS CHRIST.
The following is a description of Jesus
Christ, written by Publius Lentulus, President
of Judah, in the reign of Tiberius Caesar
:
There lives, at this time, in Judah, a man
of singular virtue, whose name is Jesus Christ,
whom the Barbarians esteem as a prophet,
but his followers love and adore him as the
offspring of the immortal God. He calls the
dead back from their graves, and heals all
sorts of diseases with a word or touch. He
is a tall man, and well shaped ; of an amiable
and reverend aspect; his hair of a color that
can hardly be matched, failing iuto graceful
curls, waving about, and very agreeably
couching upon his shoulders, parted on the
crown of the head, runniug as a stream to the
front after the fashion of the Nazareues ; his
forehead high, large and imposing ; his cheeks
without spot or wrinkle, beautiful with a
lovely red ; his nose and mouth formed with
exquisite symmetry; his beard thick, and of
a color suitable to his hair, reaching below his
chin, aud parting in the middle like a fork ;
his eyes bright blue, clear and serene; look,
innocent, dignified, manly and mature; in
proportion of body, most perfect and captivating;
his hands and arms most delectable to
behold. He rebukes with majesty, counsels
with mildness?his whole address, whether in
word or deed, being eloquent and grave. No
man has seen him laugh, yet his manners are
exceedingly pleasant; but he has wept frequently
in the presence of men. lie is temperate,
modest and wise ; a man, for his extraordinary
beauty and divine perfections,
surpassing the children of men in every seuse.
Philosophy of Rain.?To understand the
philosophy of rain, a few facts, derived from
observation and experience, muBt be remembered
: Were the atmosphere everywhere, at
ail times, of a uniform temperature, we should
never have any rain, or hail, or snow. The
water absorbed by it in evaporation from the
sea aud earth's surface, would descend in an
imperceptible vapor, or cease to be absorbed
by air when it was once fully saturated. The
absorbing power of the atmosphere, and consequently
its capacity to retain humidity, is
proportionately greater in warm than cold
air. The air near the surface of the earth is
warmer than it is in the region of the clouds.
The higher we ascend from the earth, the
colder do we find the atmosphere. Hence
thti perpetual snow on very higb mountains
in the hottest climate. Now when, from continued
evaporation, the air is highly saturated
with vapor, though it be invisible and
the sky cloudless, its tenperature is suddenly
reduced, by cold currents descending from
above, or rushing from a higher to a cooler
latitude, its capacity to retain moisture diminished,
clouds are formed, and the result is
rain. Air condenses as it cools, and, like a
sponge filled with water and compressed,
pours out the water which it cannot hold.
How singular, yet how simple, the philoao!?
at.?? v~l n/,
pujr vii * Hi ii i now x viiv v/i/oui voi?
To Straighten Warped Woods.?Of all
the trials and vexations that beset a beginner,
there are none more annoying than the tendency
of wood to warp. He sends to his
dealer for a small assortment of fine woods,
and expects to receive them perfectly true
and flat. Perhaps the woods are flat when
they leave the dealer, but in transit they are
very likely to twist out of shape, reaching
their destination badly warped. The expressman
may not be aware of the subtle nature of
these woods, and in not a very gentle manner,
lays the package on a damp, cold floor.
The dry wood sucks in the moisture on one
aide, swells and curls. It should not be a
difficult matter to cure this. If the wood is
in a large piece, the convex or hollow should
be steamed or moistened a little, and then
laid upon a dry floor, holding it down with
a smooth flat board, upon which weights are
placed. When quite dry it will be found to
have regained its original shape. If the
wood is in small pieces it can be easily straightened
by gently steaming the convex side
over a tea-kettle, and then holding the other
side toward the heat until it becomes straight,
when it can be left in a press or under weights
for a few hours. Almost any warped woods
will yield under this treatment.? The American
Builder.
-
"XT^. Omm i * tvt mrrn Ptt t Tf la fnlrl
XI U OTbAXilUV* in illJS. uiuu. xu Id .Wiv.
concerning Senator Garrett Davis, that when
one day he was uapping in his chair, his next
neighbor poked him and said : "Wake up,
Senator, your uame has been called." Half
asleep, the Kentuckian rose and asked the
Vice President, who was in the chair, what
the vote was on. The Vice-President, gave
him the name of the bill, which was for the
benefit ofa Kansas railroad. "Ah !" exclaimed
Davis, now thoroughly awake, "but I want
to know, before I vote, the amount of stealage
in this bill?" Whereupon a Senator
who was engineering the bill, a portly man,
whose clear conscience irradiated his countenance,
rose and said in meek tones: "If the
Senator from Kentucky will permit me,
I will state that I have thoroughly examined
this bill, and I assure him that if it contains
any opportunity for stealing I, cannot find
it." "All right, Mr. President," responded
Davis, in his shrillest tone ; "if the Senator
cannot find any stealage in the bill, I am
sure there can be none there. I vote aye 1"
A Chance for the Boys.?There is not
| a profession that is not overcrowded?there is
j not a phase of mercantile pursuit that is not
I overdone. There is no chance for the coming
i men in any of the industries of life in the
i towns or cities. Lawyers, doctors, ministers
j and mechanics are starving to death, and
| thousands of them are competent in their call;
ings. But there is a ehance for the boys, after
all. We need men; we need honest men.
j We need men who will fear God and bow to
the principles of right. We need them at
, the head of affairs. We need them in the
i office of President and in the Senate of the
! nation. They must be men who will not buy
i their way into office or sell their votes to
keep them from the penitentiary. This kind
of men this nation must have if it continues
: a republic, and in this sphere there is room
enough for all the boys that are frolicking
about the hearthstone or coasting on their
sleds down the snowy hillsides. Boys, grow
j up to be men.? Western Rural.
i Attractive Homes.?There is use in beauty.
It makes home attractive, its exterior
j more respectable, our lives happier, our disposition
sweeter, and our social and domestic
intercourse more refined. By all meaus plaut
some little thing of grace to temper the rugged
surroundings of the front yard. Its silent,
though eloquent language, will speak to
I the visitor or the passer by a word of eulogy
for you. The least flower or shrub will be
j some attraction ; a curved path, winding between
trees to the house, a mound of stones
j and shell with the ivy trailing over them, the
flowering shrub or the turf of fern?all such
: things are attractive and form a pleasing ob|
ject for the eye of even the most indifferent
i beholder.?Rural Messenger.
SERGEANT&
GREEXSBO
MANUFACTURERS 01
" TROPIC 55 coo:
T. M. DOBSON & CO., AgeDt
JOHN R,. LONDON, Agent, 1
A. F. LINDSAY, Agent, McC
J. L. CARROLL, Agent, Chea
August 2
G. H. O'LEARV.
furniture.
JN connection with my Saddlery establishment
I shall also conduct the FURNITURE BUSIESS,
and keep on hand a full stock of articles
in that line, consisting of Bureaux, Bedsteads,
Tables, Chairs, Lounges, Cottage and Chamber
Suites, Ac., of different styles and qualities, and
in the various kinds of wood.
G. H. O'LEARY.
saddled
A FULL supply of my own manufacture ol
Saddles, consisting of Gentlemen's, Ladies',
Boy's and Wagon Saddles, all of which will be
sold very cheap, for the cash.
G. H. O'LEARY.
SUNDRIES^
BRIDLES, Halters, Girths, Saddle Bags, Saddle
Blankets, Hames, Trace Chains, Backhands,
Stirrups, Bridle Bits, Buckles, etc., etc.,
for sale at G. H. O'LEARY'S.
cooking stoves.
SEVERAL different brands of Cooking Stoves
of the best grades, which I will warrant and i
sell at low figures. Also, cheaper grades of;
Stoves for sale at G. H. O'LEARY'8. t
tables, &c.
TklNING, Teapov and Office Tables, Tin Toilet
If Sets, Towel Racks, Hat Racks, Suspension
Spring Beds, etc., etc., at
G. H. O'LEARY'8.
harness.
A COMPLETE stock of Harness on hand, and
any kind made to order, at verv low figures,
at G. H. O'LEARY'S.
whips and umbrellas.
A LARGE stock of Buggy, Wagon and Riding
Whips and Buggy Umbrellas, for sale by
G. H. O'LEARY.
bedsteads.
A NICE lot of Walnut Bedsteads just received.
J\ Also, Maple and Poplar and Cottage Bedsteads
for sale by G. H. O'LEARY.
A. WILLIFORD,
BOCK HILL, 8. C.
MORE FINE STOCK I
HORSES AND MULES!
BOCK HILL SALE STABLES.
jj" WOULD respectfully inform the public that
ll_ I now have for sale, at my stables in Rock
Hill, FORTY HEAD of fine Kentucky
HORSES AND MULES,
Which I offer for saleON TIME until the FIRST
OF OCTOBER next, at 7 per cent, interest, for
Note and good security.
BARGAINS IN HORSE FLESH,
Either on the above terms or for Cash. An inspection
of my stock, by all in want of good animals,
is respectfully solicited; and if you are in
a trading mood and'do not wish to buy, bring up
your costanogasand exchange them for good serviceable
Horses or Mules with which to cultivate
your crops, or serve in harness or under the saddle.
A. WILLIFORD.
fodder wanted.
THE undersigned will nay the highest Cash
prices for 10,000 POUNDS OF GOOD FODDER,
delivered at his Livery and Sale Stables at
Rock Hill. A. WILLIFORD.
March 7 10 tf
"new attractions
AND
GREAT BARGAINS.
WE OFFER
A
COMPLETE STOCK
OF
Family Groceries
AND
MILLINERY GOODS,
CHEAP,
FOR THE CASH.
Mr. & Mrs. S. B. MASSEY,
Chester, S. C.
March 28 13 3m
DOWN
WITH HIGH PRICES!
CHICAGO SCALE COMPANY,
68 AND 70 WEST MONROE 8T? CHICAGO, ILL.,
Have reduced the prices of all kinds of
SOCLES!
l.Tnn H#t. Stack or Cotton Scale. $60.
FORMER PRICE, 9100.
All other sizes at a great reduction. Every
Scale fully warranted. All orders promply
tilled. Circulars, Price List, and Testimonials
sent upon application.
BUY THE CHEAPEST AND BEST.
October 4 40 12m
JAMES A. GLENN. D. D. S.,
SURGEON AND MECHANICAL DENTIST,
OFFERS his professional services iK9|^
to the citizens of this section.
When desired, be will visit the resi- r T
dences of patrons. Teeth extracted without pain
by the use of nitrous oxide gas. Letters addressed
to Crowder's Creek, N. C., will meet with
prompt attention. Terms moderate.
November 1 44 tf
S. K. MARKS,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
GENERAL FURNITURE,
CHESTER, S. C.
January 24 4 8Jm
1 R. SCHORB'S PHOTO-GALLERY,
1ST HOUSE EAST OF THE JAIL.
A SUPERIOR Skylight, a gallery with every
convenience, and a determination to do my
best, enables me to promise satisfaction to all in
want of correct and flattering likenesses. Cloudy
weather is as good or better than sunshine for all
subjeots, except small children.
February 28 9 3t
NOTICE.
T RESPECTFULLY inform the public that I
am nr?njir#wl shnrnen razors, scissors, shears
and otfier fine-edged instruments. Prices?for
honing and sharpening razors, 25 cents, and for
sharpening scissors or shears, 10 cents each, and
satisfaction guaranteed or no charge.
TOM BALLARD, Barber.
November 2 44 ly
iron safe.
A SECOND-HAND IRON SAFE for sale
Price ?20. Apply at the
ENQUIRER OFFICE.
April 4 14 tf
chXttelmortgages,
MORTGAGES of Real Estate, and Titles to
Real Estate. For sale at the
ENQUIRER OFFICE,
November 8 45 tf
c McCAULEY,
'RO? JT C?, |
P THE CELEBRATED '
KING STOVES!
PRICE GREATLY REDUCED
on Cooking and Heating Stovea,
Hollow Ware And-Irons, and
B Castings of al. zinds. Also, on
'PLANTER'8 PRIDE' PLOWS
STRAW CUTTERS,
HORSE POWERS,
Itt *I
Saw Milla, <fec.
s, Yorkville, S. C.
Rock ?lill, York county, s. u.
ionnellsville, York county, S. C.
iter, S. C.
31 tf
FOR THE CAMPAIGN!
HAMPTON AND HOME RULE !
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ALL THE NEWS ABOUT SOUTH CAROLINA.
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ALL THE NEWS FROM EVERYWHERE. /
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Recognizing the Paramount Interest felt in the
APPROACHING POLITICAL CANVASS
By every Democrat who hopes to see the great
work of the Redemption of the State
made complete ana permanent so
that the people may reap and
fully enjoy the Fruit of
their sacrifices,
The News and Courier will Direct all ita Energies
and Resources to Presenting, from Day
to Day, and from Week to' Week,
Full and Interesting Accounts
of the Progress of the
Campaign.
TO PLACE THE PAPER
WITHIN THE REACH OF EVERYBODY,
During this exciting contest, we have determined
to offer to Mail Subscribers the following
REDUCED RATES FOR THE CAMPAIGN:
THE NEWS AND COURIER, Daily Edition,
6 months $4 00 ^
THE NEWS AND COURIER, Tri-Week]y
Edition, 0 months, 2 00
THE WEEKLY NEWS, 6 months 75
Subscriptions will be received at these rates,
FOR MAIL SUBSCRIBERS ONLY, until May
15. In all cases the cash must accompany the
order.
Friends of the Cause of Honest Home Rule in
all the counties are invited to aid us in swelling
our Campaign Subscription Lists, which ought to
include every intelligent voter in the State.
KIORDAN A DAWSON, Proprietors,
Charleston, S. C.
April 4 14 tf
Subscriptions, at the above rates, received
and promptly forwarded, by
WILLIE FERGUSON, Agent.
YORK MARBLE YARD^
THE undersigned is
KIbS ihat^lhe can supply*those
T^^aBWjMyMENTS OR HEADSTONE9
with anything
lowest cash prices. Monuments designed and
finished in the most elaborate style, and in point
of workmanship and material warranted equal
to the work of any establishment in the country.
Head and Footstones, in various styles, from
plain to highly-carved work, famished at short
notice, and satisfaction guaranteed.
Specimens usually on hand, to an inspection of
which, those in want of marble work are respectfully
invited.
Estimates and any other desired information
cheerfully given at any time.
Work delivered at any point on the Chester
and Lenoir Narrow Gauge Railroad, between
Chester and Dallas, or at any place between
Rock Hill and Winnsboro, on the Charlotte, Columbia
and Augusta Railroad, free of charge for
transportation.
Thankful for the patronage heretofore bestowed
upon my establishment, my determination is to
merit a continuance of the same.
F. HAPPERFIELD.
January 3 I ly
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTORY
STATIONERY. AND
BOOK BINDERY. j
THANKING the public for liberal past patron- i
age. I now invite attention to my complete ]
stock of j
STAPLE AND FANCY STATIONERY,
consisting, in part, of Flat Papers, Midium, Fo1!a
Dao? nomtr T onrl Vnfo Planlr PaaItq
11U 1 UiJV| i/uuij | JUOWOi anvi ^ivw? Afi?u?ft
of every variety; Envelopes, Slates, Ink, Ac,
Fancy Stationery, Gold Pens and Pencils, PenKnives,
Writing Desks, Ac. Also,
BOOK BINDING DONE,
in all its various branches. Sheet Music, Periodicals,
Law Books, Ac., bound in any style desired.
Ola Books rebound and repaired.
PSIHTED BILL AHD LETTER HEAD8 A SPECIALTY
Orders promptly attended to, at lowest cash
prices. * E. R. STOKES,
155 Main Street Columbia S. C.
ROSE'S HOTEL,
YOKKVILLE, S. C.
THIS H0USE been thoroughly
renovated from cellar to
garret, and newly furnished, in7r*TBr
eluding GRAFTON'S PATENT
SPRING BEDS. In view of the times, our motto
w a full House at a moderate price.
TERMS?$1.50 PER DAY, OR 50c. PER MEAL.
Sample Rooms reserved especially for Commercial
travelers. HENRY W. SMITH.
August 30 34 tf
METALTC CASES AND WOOD COFFINS.
1HA VE on hand a good assortment of METALIC
CASES AND WOOD COFFINS?
all styles, qualities and prices?from a FINE
CASKET, with Silver-Plated Mountings, worth
$200.00, to a PLAIN COFFIN, at $7.00.
I am prepared, at all times, to furnish these
Coffins at my Despository, or send them anywhere
in the country.
JAMES E. SMITH, Agent.
January 17 3 tf
CLEANSING AND REPAIRING.
THE undersigned would respectfully inform
the public that he Is prepared to cleanse garments
of any fabric whatever, rendering them
perfectly clean, and if unfaded, restoring tnem to
the original brightness and lustre of the goods. ^
Do not throw away your old clothes, but have
them cleaned and made to look as well as new.
Work promptly done, and at the most reasonable
prices. THOMAS BALLARD.
September 6 36 tf
BARBER SHOP.
THOSE in want of an EASY 8HAVE, a fashionable
and stylish cut of hair, or a pleasant
and luxurious Shampoo, are reminded that
ltiuo. da li li a. nu, rroiessor 01 iu? ai i iuiiburial,
is still in business, in his old Shop next door
to the Enquirer building, where it will afford
him great pleasure to wait upon all who may desire
his services. Razors honed and sharpened,
and any other work of that kind promptly done.
THOMAS BALLARD.
January 10 2 tf
NOTICE TO CREDITORS^
THE creditors of the estate of D. D. A. BELK,
deceased, are hereby notified to establish
their claims before me, at my office in Yorkville,
on or before the 1st day of MAY next.
J. A. McLEAN, Judge of Probate.
March 7 10 8t
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One copy, three months, 75
Single copy, 10
Two copies, one year, 5 00
Ten copies, one year, 25 00
To persons who make up clubs of ten or
more names, an extra oopy of the paper will be
furnished one year, free of charge,