Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, February 22, 1877, Image 4

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gtitmsron* ?cpartmeat. TESTING HER AFFECTIONS* \\ Mr. Thorpe is a middle-aged widower, and some time ago he paid his addresses to Mrs. Butts, a widow oo the shadj aide of forty. Thorpe is rich, and after the widow accepted him, he began to fear that maybe she bad taken him for his money, and so he concluded to test her to ascertain if she really loved him for himself alone. So one evening, when they were sitting together in the parlor, he said to her: "Hannah, I've something unpleasant to tell you, but I am going to do it because I consider it right that you should know it. Hannah, what would you say if I informed you that one of my kneepans was gone, and that I have a patent hinge on that leg?" "I shodld say that I cared nothing for that, ray dear. I have only one toe on my left foot The others were frostbitten off, and the ankle is all twisted around crooked." "You don't tell me I" said Thorpe. "Well, ? .? .1 * -r !t^ but I've something worse tnan war- i migni as well confess now that the bald place on top of my head is Dot really my scalp, I've been trepanned. I have a silver-plated concern set into my skull, a kind of sky-light. You can lift it up and see down on the inside of 99 me. "I'm glad yon mentioned it, dear," said the widow, "for it gives me courage to tell you that I haven't a hair of my own on my head. I'm bald as a chandelier globe." "Is that so ? Gracious! I never should have expected it. But you will be surprised to learn that none of my teeth are natural. All false, and besides that, I have to wear an India rubber thing-amagig on my palate to keep it from dropping down." "I'm very sorry for you, John, but it's some comfort that all my teeth are false too, and that I am perfectly blind in my right eye. It looks like a good eye, but it absolutely ain't worth a cent." ''Great Heavens I Why didn't you tell me of this before?" exclaimed Thorpe. "But while we are on this subject, I will say further that I have chronic tQrpidity of the liver, and that my breast-bone is disjointed so that it stickR out like a chicken's. How does that strike you?" "O, I don't mind it," said Mrs. Botts, "because I have been bilious and dyspeptic for twenty years; I have a wen on the back of my neck, and besides I am one rib short. It was broken in a railroad accident, and the doctor had to cut it out. I'm subject to fits, too." * > "This is horrible," said Thorpe. "Mrs. Botts, I think you ought to have mentioned these things to me when I proposed to you. I imagined that I was addressing a woman, a complete human creature. But what are you, Mrs. Botts, you appear to me to be a kind of a dilapidated old wreck, with not more'n half of the usual machinery about you. It's a wonder to me you don't fall to pieces." "I am no more than you are. You said yourself that you have a trap-door in the top of your head and a gum-elastic palate, and I don't know but what you have to wind yourself up with a key at night when you go to bed, to keep yourself running until the next morning." "Yes, but these things ain't true," said Thorpe. "I only told you about them to see if you really loyed me. I'm as sound as a dollar; no inactive liver, or silver-plated skull, or any thing. But you seem to be kind of strung together, so's if you should knock against any thing you'd scatter all around over the carpet. I think you ought to let me off." "Very well, sir, so I will. But let me tell you that I've got nothing the matter with me either. I only invented those stories to try you, because I knew you were playing a game on me. Now I know you don't love ? me. You can go, sir." "Hannah, I take it all back. I do love you." v* mi r v _ "Lfo you, reaiiy f inen i love you more than?" But no; the cur&in had better be drawn right here. The cold and selfish world has no business with such scenes as this. They are to be consolidated early next month. Hiding His Tracks.?There were vigorous inquiries at the post-office yesterday for the chief clerk, and when the captain's face appeared at the window, the inquirer asked : "Has a cross-eyed woman been here asking for letters addressed to me ?" The captain hadn't seen her. "Well, she'll be here this forenoon. She's my wife, and she's a leetle weak in the head. She's got the notion that I get love letters from a woman in Canada, and she'll be here to ask for my mail." "Well?" "Well, I don't get any such letters, of course, but you musn'tgive her my mail. She might get one with a draft in it, and not know its value. Justsay to her that you never knew of my receiving a* letter here, and that you have repeatedly heard me say that I had the best wife in town." "But 1 don't know you." "Never mind that In dealing with an insane woman, it's best to be soft and slick and smooth. Just shake hands with her, praise her small feet, and tell her she ought to be Droud of such a husband as I am." ?5?" A husband and wife were having one of those arguments which occasionally interrupt the harmony of married life. He grumbled because there was not a better fire in the room, and declared that she always was just so stingy in regard to the use of fuel. She rather admitted he? general partiality for economy in the direction referred to, but at the same time she asserted that she was the subject of a great improvement in the specific point then under discussion. For proof on her part, she went on to state that when her first husband was very sick (he did not recover) she really felt some reluctance to having a fire of sufficient capacity to make things entirely comfortable. "But," said she, "^hq^my seew^d dear departed was in his last sickness, I had such a fire as no reasonable man could find any fault with. And," she continued, "when your time comes to lie in that bed, with no hope of ever rising from it, I shall have a first-rate fire, as hot as? why, so hot that you will -hardly know the difference when you're dead." 'v "NV> Jurisdiction.?A Connecticut judge, newly elected, heard his first case with becoming dignity. After all the testimony had been taken, the amusing discovery was made that the offence had been committed in Rhode Island, and that the judge had no jurisdiction. His Honor determined after this experience to be more circumspect in future. The next day came a blooming lass and laddie, to be united in the "estate of matrimony." At the close of the ceremony, our friend the justice introduced the following, the result of his yesterday's lesson: "And now I pronounce you man and wife, so long as you shall both live in the State of Connecticut!" The Application.?A little boy was advised by bis father to use illustrations in his converse whenever they should occur to him, "for," continued the parent, "there is no more forcible way of conveying or impressing your meaning." Shortly after the boy was being lectured on generosity. "It's better to give than to receive, Johnny?far better. The Bible says so, and I say so." "Illustrate it, papa. I think I will understand you better.'1 Father could not see the application. A Pair op Shoes Gone.?A carpenter who was always prognosticating evil for himself, was one day upon the roof of a five-story building upon which rain had fallen. The roof being slippery, he lost his footing, and exclaimed, "Just as I told you !" Catching, however,?an iron spout, he kicked off his shoes and regained a place of safety, when be thus delivered himself; "I know'd it; there's a pair of shoes gone I" lire (farm anfl^irwiflf. c^Ltste Within Your Means.?Here an four words that would make a capital motu for every farmer. Not only for every farmer but for every human being?all, at least whc desire to live honestly, and at peace with theii fellow-beings and themselves. It is the oulj safe rule for business life. One cannot go be yond his means without getting into danger Debt is a stupendous precipice, and the high er one climbs on it the greater danger there is Debt is a bottomless quagmire, and the deep er one gets into it the less hope there is ol getting oat. Debt is a dangerous ladder nol going upward, butdownward, ever downward to the regions of despair. Avoid it, as you value your peace, your ease, your life. The way to avoid it is to live strictly within youi means. Better live within your means, even if you have to live as meanly as any old miser. A miser out of debt is more to be respected than a bankrupt, debt-burdened millionaire. But you may live within your means without pe uuriousness. There is an economy that is r%.? p. ?.v*l not stinginess. stinginess is penect mueuesi of soul; economy is the careful use of the pennies as well as the pounds. It is not economy to deny one's self and family the use oi every amusement, luxury and comfort in or der to get rich. Riches are not greatness A great man is one who does his dii'v well and faithfully in whatever sphere he ma/ be placed. Riches, oftentimes, are meanness; n popular kind of meanness, it is very true, but meanness of the most offensive type, nevertheless. If you can make but fifty cents to-day save at least ten cents of it. You may not do so well to-morrow, aud the ten cents will help to make up the deficiency. Make old things do till you have earned money to buy better. Make half a loaf answer till you are able to get a whole loaf. But if you have the means, do not wound your pride by cling ing to the old things too long. Training Colts.?One of the meanesl habits of young horses is that of lying do we in the harness. Some colts will lie down almost as soon as you have them harnessed Sometiraqp a blow from the whip, delivered low down along the side, quick and sharp will bring them up with a spring. If one oi 1 two blows do not answer, the whip is of no use you will only torture and scare your colt needlessly. The best way is to beat him at his own trade, as the saying is. When he lies down, get upon his head and neck, and make him stav there. After five or ten min utes, he will begin to grow uneasy. * *. Now there is no position which gives dfan such absolute command and mastery over a colt as when he has his knee on his neck, and his hands gripped ioto the bridle-pieces. Thus situated, man is absolutely "master of the situation and we have often thought that it was a very good idea to have a colt of rather vicious temper to lie down once, in order that he might learn how powerless he is in the bands of man. When the colt gives up, the man at the head will easily perceive it. The hot blaze and mad glitter will leave the eye; the muscles will relax their tension ; the neck will become limp; and the whole body, losing its rigidity will lie along the earth as if it had no thought of rising, and would never rise. This is the 6tage of exhaustion and submission.. The colt's rampant spirit is cowed, and his pride humbled. H13 conceit is taken ou.t of him. He has been beaten by his own weapons and knows it. He will never trouble you again in that way. As to the time it takes to bring a colt to this conviction there is no precise limit. Some colts will "give it up" in twenty tpinutes, some in sixty ; aud we have known colts to hold out for 7%lAiMo Tlitf mkofKar if folroQ lnritrPF fir fcfW GO fH/Uf O. jLJlAVj HUWIIUUt V VM?VV iwu^v. w. shorter, carry the thing through.?Golden Rule. 1 Delicious Bread.?A frieud who knows wherof she speaks, sends us the following as the receipt by which the celebrated Vienna bread was made, that became so famous on the Centennial grounds for its deliciousnessas to command four prices, indeed to sell for fai more than it was worth. Will not some ol our good house-wives try the receipt and inform us of their success ? Sift in a tin pan four pounds of flour, bank it up against the sides, pour in one quart oi milk and water, and mix into it enough floui to form a thin batter; then quickly and lightly add one pint of milk, in which is dissolved one ounce of salt and one and three-quarter ounces of yeast; leave the remainder of the flour against the sides of the pan ; cover the pan with a cloth and set in a place free from draught for three quarters of an hour ; then mix in the rest of the flour until the dough will leave the bottom and sides of the pan, and let it stand two and a half hours. Finally, divide the mass into one pound pieceB, tc be cut in turn into twelve parts each. This gives square pieces about three and a hall inches thick, each corner of which is taken up and folded over to the centre, and then the cases are turned over on a dough-board tc rise for half an hour, when they are put intc a hot oven that bakes them in ten minutes. Wesuppose the ingredients may be divided into smaller proportions, so that a single one pound loaf couid be baked as well as foui one-pound loaves. Old Sows for Breeders.?Experienced growers of swine have demonstrated by care ful trial and yearsof observation, that breed' ing by young sows?that is, by those not yel matured in their own growth?should be utterly discouraged. No sow should be permit ted to have the care and nourishment of a litter of pigs until her own body has attained its full proportions. Nature is the same in its economy, whether manifested towards the animate or inanimate. The tree or vine should not be permitted to bear much, if any fruit, until it has reached a condition that all its energies are not required to grow branches and top. A young mother, if still under her natural development, will withhold from her litters much that she might do for them, did she not consume by her own needs and her physical demands, a per ceutage that should go to them. The tendency and result of per raitting this, is the dwarfing of the breed. Ii continued in the same manner for a few gene rations, they will fall off from fifty to one hundred pounds per head. An increased age of a sow is no objection. Better keep hei until she is even three or four years old be fore breeding be permitted ; and have first secured the stock or kiud you desire to grow r keep her as a breeder until she is a dozer i or fifteen years old, as pigs from old sows wil average much heavier than those from young ones. , ^ ? > To Drive Away Rats.?A lady writer ; in a recent number of a New York journal discourses in the following style concerning i her treatment of rats and mice: "We cleanec i our premises of these detestable vermin b] making a whitewash yellow with copperas and covering the stones and rafters of the eel lar with a thick coating of it. In every crev ice where a rat might tread, we put crystals o i the copperas, and scattered the same in th< , corners of the floor. The result was a perfec i stampede of rats and mice. Since that tirni 1 not a footfall of either rat or mouse has beei ; heard about the house. Every spring a coa i of the yellow wash is. given the cellar, as a pu i rifier as well as a rat exterminator, and n< , typhoid, dysentery or fever attacks the fami ' ly. Many persons deliberately attract all th< rata in the neighborhood by leaving fruit and vegetables uncovered in the cellar; anc sometimes even the soap scraps are left opei for their regalement Cover up everything eatable in the cellar and pantry, and you wil i soon starve them out These precautions joined to the service of a good cat, will provi , as good a rat exterminator as the chemist cat i provide. We never would allow rats to hi < poisoned in our dwelling; they are so liabli to die in the wall, and produce much annoy ance." j FRENCH ASSIGN ATS. i ) There are very few in this country who have not had the stofy of'the French assig> nats told them in one form or another, but r very little is known of their true history. 7t r has been a favorite pursuit of bullion writer.} * to tell the people of the United States what u terrible fate befell France because of the vast volume of paper money issued by the revolu. tionary government of 1789f of this currency - being a forced legal tender, based on the put* f lie credit, aud of the depreciation that went ' on steadily in its downward course, until the , whole system collapsed..; i But thanks to the labors of Stephen D. ' Dillaye, we have for the first time in our own ' language an accurateand trustworthy account of the money and the finances of the French i revolution. This is to be found in a pamphlet, eutitled "Assignats and Mandates; A True i History," published by H. C. Baird & Co., . Philadelphia. Mr. Dillaye says that the financesofthe French revolution were founded > upon a system "of robbery, confiscation and i hate." We will briefly summarize the facts. "The revolutionary party was without mon ey. It must recede, or it must create the means for its support. It had not funds enough under its control to pay its expenses ^ * .! 1 T7? J;' for a day. urea it it naa none, i^very owrI nary and extraordinary means had been ex! liausted. Every source of revenue had been anticipated. Hypothecation had followed hy' pothecation until there was nothing .to. hy. pothecate. A heroic remedy was demanded* and it was found. The Catholic church Was , gorged with riches, and its lands in the bands i of its dignitaries prodaced an immense reveI nue?dangerous as it was claimed, alike torei ligious liberty and to morals. By a decree ' of December 2,1789, it was declared that all ' the lands ofthe clergy belonged to the State, s It was a summary way to aequire title to these - extensive domains; but the National Assembly, knowing that it was a question of life and death, bridged the chasm and. assumed the ; power. { > Two weeks later, on the 10th of December, the Assembly reported and passed a law for the issuing of bills of credit, called obsignate, or mortgages, based upon the lands confisca, ted from the clergy. Four hundred millioqfc' " of francs were first authorized. A corre? i ponding amount in value of these lauds was pledged for their redemption," The Church regarded the appropriation as > a sacriligious robbery. It was taken, as the I Abbe Maury declared, "as the thief would take it, sabre in hand." Robbery was the moral of the basis, and force made credit of the robbery. On June 1, 1790, the new government found its funds exhausted, and a further issue of 400,000,000 francs was at once i decreed. This proceeding convinced the clergy that the whole of their domain was dooiri ed to be swallowed up in the gulf of revolutionary experiments. From that moraent.be* gan the tremendous coalition of all the ene-, ' raies of the Republic which for years bathed ' Europe m blood, aroused all the energies of i hate and despair, and made the assignat the central object of attack because representing the purchasing power of military France to eqtiip its revolutionary government. Despite this growing opposition, a further issue of800,000,000 francs was decreed, on September 29, 1790, with the pledge that the amount in circulation should at no time exceed 1,200,000,000 francs. Meantime the crusade against the assignat, was conducted with vigor, and pamphlet af1 ter pamphlet, written by distinguished men, was published for the purpose of urging the ' assignat into discredit. As Mr. Dillaye says, ' "anarchy, famine, and counter revolution waged their furious passions against the government. Speculators in gain and traders 1 upon famine were day by day organizing into action." The Church, which was then all powerful, appealed to the religious sentiment 1 of the nation to sustain it. Such were the ' mighty forces at work agaiust the assignat. 1 But the fervor of revolutionary patriotism 1 was so strong that the assignats "grew into ' credit, won public favor and afforded that ' moneyed instrument for purchase and for exchange, which is essential to the existence of ' every form of government, and to society." But counterfeiting broke the assiguat down. "The clergy and the nobility," says Mr. Di^ " 1 aye, "set criminal law, honor, and every nrincinlfi nf honestv at defiance, and oroctn I ~"I J - ' ?r ized forgery as a businesst and made the pass ' ing of counterfeit amgnala their occupation? thus attempting by crime, by stealth, and by s felonious and secret infamy to undermine the ! credit of the assignat, deprive France of its 1 resources, and overthrow the revolution.'' In 1 London, alone, there were seventeen manu1 facturing establishments, with a force of four > hundred men devoted to the production of ' false and forged assignats! In May, 1795, it ? was found that there were in circulation 15,000,000,000 francs of forged assignats, "exact f iu form, appearance, texture." Is it a won1 der that these bits of paper depreciated ? It ! was not long, as the author expresses it, be* fore the revolution "was government meas> ured by credit, and credit hanging by the desperate chance of bankruptcy with forgery ' crying from the housetops, Beware 1" The ' masses began to falter in their faith, and away tumbled the whole system, spreading ruin on every hand. ' The Cocoanut.?The importation of the ' cocoanut is rapidly assuming the proportions of an important branch of business. San ' Francisco is the centre of the trade, being the ' port most accessible from the Pacific islands where the cocoanut is produced. Several fac1 tories in the vicinity are engaged in grating ' and putting up the meat in cans for house1 hold and confectionery purposes. What is a 1 luxury here, is a prime necessity to the na1 tives of the islands where it is grown, supplying well-nigh their every want. The meat and milk of the nuts supply them with food 1 and drink, fresh water being almost unattainable during a large portion of the year. The wood and leaves of the tree?the latter often ' being twenty feet in length?are utilized in house-building and the construction of furui' ture, and the fibre of the husk gives strong material for twine and rope. Cocoanut oil, : produced from the nut, is an important arti' cle of commerce, being used in the manufac1 ture of fine toilet soaps. The sap which flows 5 from the bad before the nut is pulled, wheD r fresh, forms a sweet and nutritious beverage. If allowed to ferment it becomes as dangert \ ous an intoxicant as forty-rod whisky, and is ? the cauee of endless broils and murders among 1 the islanders. The price paid by the traders ' forcocoanuts is about $1 for 300 or 400, and | at San Francisco they bring $6 to 87 per 100, | one vessel bringing over a million or more. | The origin of the milk in the cocoanut, though >1 the subject of much controversy among scien> tists, has never been satisfactorily accounted ' for. ( ? Ttkt Mtvwi ni? DnRAvrio.?In the State of , Durango, Mexico, about nine thousand feet -1 above the sea, there is a remarkable tin-bear j ing district more than twenty miles in extent, f j concerning which a few particulars have been 3 j made public. By sinking of shafts it has 11 been ascertained that stream tin and ore ?i abound over the whole district. The ore is 11 found loose in the veins in irregular rounded t masses from the size of a pin's head to that - of a man's head ; and the supply is so great ) that "metallic tin can be produced at a cost of two cents a pound." 3 3 The Cure for Gossip.?What is the cure 1 for gossip? Simply culture. There is a great l deal of gossip that has no malignity in it. j Good-natured people talk about their neigh1 bors because, and only because, they have , nothing else to talk about. The confirmed 3 gossip is always either malicious or ignorant. i Reading is a safeguard against gossip. Peo3 pie who can talk of books do not have to talk 3 of persons. When you see a family in which - literary magazines and newspapers are taken, you see one where there is little gossip. ' ** firadrag far the Sabbath. CONDUCTED BY .. KEV. ROBERT LATHAN? THE MEMOBT OF A MOTHER'S LOVE. (The following poem was written by a condemned prisoner upon his cell wall. A friend, who has carried it in his pocket-book for twenty-two years, sends us the tattered paper, with the request to publish, as a proof of the lasting influence of.a mother's teachiugs.) I've wandered far from thee, mother, I Far from my happy home; i I've left the land that gave me birth, In other climes to roam; And time, since then, has roll'd its years, And mark'd them on my brow; Yet I have often thought of thee? I'm thinking of thee now. I'm thinking on the day, mother, When at my tender side, I You watched tbe-ddwning of my youth, And kias'd me in your pride; Then brightly was my heart lit up With hopes of future joy, While your bright fancy honors wove, To deck your darlins boy. I'm thinking of the day, mother, When with anxious care, You lifted up your heart to Heaven? Your hope, your trust, was there. Fond memory brings your parting words, While tears roll'd down your cheek; Thy long, last, loving look told more Than ever words could speak. I'm Jar away from thee, mother, , No friend is near me now, To soothe me with a tender word, Or cool my burning brow. The dearest ties affection wove,' A re all now torn for me; r . They left me when the trouble came; f They did not love like thee. I'm lonely and forsaken now, Unpitied and unblest; Yet still I would not have thee know , How sorely I'm distressed. I know you would not chide, mother, i * You would not give me blame; But soothe me with your tender words, And bid me hope again. I would Dothave thee know, mother, How brightest hopes decay; The tempter with his baleful cup Has dash'd them all away; And shame has left its venom sting, To rack with anguish wild? " Yet still I would not have thee know The'80tTQWB*o| thy child. ^ r ? Oh, I have wandered far, mother, Since I deserted thee, And left thy trusting heart to break, . Beyond the deep bl?e?eaT- ' jy *r r\ rr Oh! mother,still I love thee weilj ; 1 And long to hear thee speak, And feel again thy balmy breath Upon my care-worn cheek. But ah ! there is a thought, mother, Pervades my beating breast, That thy freed spirit may have flown To its eternal rest; And while I wipe the tear away, There whispers in my ear A voice that speaks of Heaven and thee, And bid9 ine seek thee there. > 1 M !' I' r U < i 1 } * rOriginal.] REJECTING JESUS. Both piety and impiety present themselves in every possible degree, from the very lowest to the very highest. The faith of some nev?r I is but as a grain of mustard seed. It is weak, , scarcely discernable. In others faith isstrong < and vigorous, manifesting itself in all the ! words and acts of its possessor. So it is with 1 unbelief of the multitudes who reject the Sa* J viour. In some it amounts to no more than j apparent neutrality. This is one extreme of irreligion. In other cases, impiety shows itself in/opens opposition to all the precepts of { the Bible. j In the Scriptures, we are taught that we j are saved by faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. 1 No amount of faith is specified. The weak- 1 est faith, provided it is genuine, will secure ; an interest in the atoning blood of the Lamb of God. We may he rewarded or blessed in ( proportion to the amount of our faith, or the' ' strength of our faith, or the results which have , sprung from our faith; but the individual who has the very smallest amount of faith, ' will be saved. j The logical conclusion is that since the weakest faith secures an interest in Christ and saves the soul, the want of faith, although it < may not be accompanied by any marked im- 1 piety, must result in the loss of the soul. The appelation of Christian is given to all who live in Christian lands. This, evidently, is a loose way of designating men. Because a I man lives in a particular country, is no proof . either that he is a native of that country, or i approves of its government. He may have ' been born in a foreign country and be a bit ter hater of the government of the land in which he at present resides. To be neutral < is to be against what is right. Satan has no more loyal subjects than those who attempt 1 to do no harm, but never undertake to do any good. They are spiritually asleep. Satan is 1 whispering to them peace, when in fact there , is no peace. Their sins have never been pardoned and they have no title to eternal life, i Our admittance to the kingdom of heaven does not depend upon our doing only a little i harm. Were this the case, multitudes would . be saved without a Saviour. They are physically and mentally unable to do any great ainuunt of evilr When we appear at the bar of judgment, we will not be asked what we have done to secure an interest in the inheritance which Christ purchased with his own blood. The question will be, have you believed ? - * >'! 1 Nothing is so easily done by us in our sinful condition as rejecting the Saviour. It re- 1 quires no effort, no self-denial, no crucifying i of the flesh. To accept Christ requires something that man, in his natural or sinful state, does not possess. He must be born from , above before he can believe. ( PROVING THE SCRIPTURES. In a village in Yorkshire, England, lived two men who were cloth manufacturers. One 1 was named Walsh, the other Stetson. Walsh was an unbeliever, it was a tavorite opinion i of his that the Bible was "ail made up." He could never believe that it was written where it professed to be, and by the men said to have written it. But Stetson was an earnest Christian. " f Walsh was part owner of a factory, and one year he had set his heart on making a very large and fine piece of cloth. He took ] great pains with the carding, spinning, dye- 1 iug, weaving and finishing of it. In the process of manufacture, it was one day stretch- ( ed out on the tenter hooks to dry. It made < a fine show, and he felt very proud of it The next morning he arose early to work at it; to his amazement it was gone. Some one had stolen it during the night After weeks of anxiety and expense, a piece of cloth answering the description was 1 stopped at Manchester, awaiting the owner j and proof. Away to Manchester went Walsh, < as fast as the express train could carry him. 1 There he found many rolls of cloth which had J been stolen. They were very much alike. | He selected one which he felt satisfied was his. 1 But how could he prove it? In doubt and , perplexity he called on his neighbor Stetson. "Friend Stetson," said he, "I have found a piece of cloth which I am sure is the one which was stolen from me. But how to prove | it, is the question. Can you tell me how?" i "You don't want it unless it is really 1" (' JUUIO ? "Certainly not." j "And you want proof that is plain, Bimple, i and such as will satisfy yourself and every- ' body ?" < "Precisely so." "Well, then, take Bible proof." "Bible proof! Pray, what is that?" i "Take your cloth to the tenter-hooks on i' which it was stretched, and if it be yours ev- j! ery hook will just fit the hole through which i1 it passed before being taken down. There ' will be scores of such hooks, and if the hooks , and the holes just come together rigbt, no i J I f other prbof will be wanted that the clbtb it your*. "True. -vWhy? didn't I think of this before?" ....... i Away he went, and sore enough, every hook came to its little hole, and the cloth watt proved to be his. The tenter-hooks were the very best evidence that could be had. Some days after this Walsh met his friend again. "I say, Stetson," said he, "what did yon mean the other day by calling the tenterhooks'Bible proof?' I'm sure if I had as good evidence for the Bible as I had for my cloth, I never should doubt it again." "You have the same, only better, for the Bible." "How 80?? 1 ' "Put it on the tenter-hooks. Take the Bible and travel with it; go to the place wh4re it was made. There you will find the Bed Sea, the Jordan, the Lake of. Galilee, Mount Lebanon, Hermon; Carmel, Tabor and Gerizim ; there you find the cities of Damascus, Hebron, Tyre, Sidon and Jerusalem. Every mountain, every river, every sheet of water mentioned in the Bible is there, just as the Bible speaks of it. Sinai and the desert and the Dead Sea are there. The holes and the books come together exactly. The best guide book through that country is the Bible. It must have been written there on the spot, just as your cloth must have been maae and Btretched on your tenter-hooks. That land is the mold in which the Bible is cast, and when you bring the land and the Book together, they fit to perfection." Walsh felt the force of the argument, and he .gave up his infidelity, and began to..read, the Bible with an interest he bad never felt in it before.?Dr. Neuton. * ' THE TROPIC STOVE, QBBBGH9' GREENSBORO* N. C. rIE COOKING STOVES manufactured atour works in Greensboro, N. 0., give universal satisfaction wherever introduced. Tliey are made of the BEST SCOTCH PIG METAL, with heavier and thicker plate than any other Stove in the market, and consequently will the longer withstand heat and hard usage. They are of band some pattern and neat finish, and warranted equal in every other respect to any Cooking Stove sold in the United States, while it is confidently claimed that thjhr are the CHEAPEST. All the usual pieces'of ware and cooking utensils are tarnished with each Stove. An important consideration with purchasers is the fact: that our patterns and sizes are never changed. Should a piece get accidentally broken at any time, we can replace it at the mere cost of casting. Not simply oecauselt is a borne production, buton accountof its intrinsic merits as an article of household economy, do we ask the patronage of home purchasers. More than ONE THOU8AND of these Stoves arc now in use, and among many others having them we respectfully refer to the following: R. E.Guthrie, D. M. Campbell, M. H. Currence, York county; Mrs. Elizabeth J. Wylie, Chester; D. A. Gordon, Gnthriesville: JsJiD. A. BrowivRock Hill; JL -P, Boyd,"Joseph Herndon, L. M. Grist, Yorkville. You can save the freight from the northern cities and the dealer's profit, which is no small item, 1 1 ?* ? ? * +Vi/v nnmA fi m n <vaf a uy uuvjufc Ul us) ailu aw kijo otuiio miuo ? STOVE THAT IS MORE DURABLE than those of northern make. The following are our prices delivered at depot in Greensboro: No. 8, with 10 pieces ware and 8 feet pipe, $30 00 i< 7 <? u u u t? ui< 26 00 AdcSress, SERGEANT A McCAULEY, Greensboro, N. C. T. M. DOBSON A CO., Agents, Yorkville, S. C. JOHN R. LONDON, Agent, Rock Hill, S. C. A. F. LINDSAY, Agent, McConnellBville, York county, S. C. J. L. CARROLL, Agent at Chester. S. C. YORK MARBLE YARD. THE undersigned is still conducting the Marble Business in Yorkville, and would respectfully inform the pnblic that he can supply those in want of MONUMENTS or HEADSTONES with anything in his line, and at the lowest cash prices. Monuments designed and finished in the most elaborate style, and in point of workmanship and material warranted equal to the work of any establishment in the country. Head and Footstones, in various styles, from plain to highly-carved work, furnished at short notice, and satisfaction guaranteed. Specimens usually on hand, to an inspection of which, those in want of marble work are respectfully invited. Estimates and any other desired Information cheerfully given at any time. Work delivered at any point on the Chester and Lenoir Narrow Gange Railroad, between Chester and Dallas, or at any place between Rock Hill and Winnsboro, on tne Charlotte, Columbia and Augusta Railroad, free of charge for transportation. Thankful for the patronage heretofore bestowed npon my establishment, my determination is to merit a continuance of the same. F. HAPPERFIELD. January 4 1 ly BLANK BOOK MANUFACTORY oonirt/urvDv a urn OiaiiViliUkil AA14# BOOK BINDERY. THANKING tbe public for liberal past patronage, I now invite attention to my complete stock of STAPLE AND FANCY STATIONERY, consisting, in part, of Flat Papers, Midium, Folio Post, Demy, Letter and Note. Blank Books, of every variety; Envelopes, Slates, Ink, Ac, Fancy Stationery, Gold Pens and Pencils, PenKnives, Writing Desks, Ac. Also, BOCK BINDING DONE, in all its various branches. Sheet Mnsic, Periodicals, Law Books, Ac., bound in any style desired. Old Books rebonnd and repaired. PRINTED BILL AND LETTER HEADS A SPECIALTY Orders promptly attended to, at lowest cash prices. * E. R. STOKES, ... .. ^ 155 Main Street Columbia, S. C. CHRONICLE AND SENTINEL IS PUBLISHED DAILY, TBI-WEEKLY A WEEKLY, A.T AUGUSTA, OA., By WALSH & WRIGHT, Proprietors. \ . - < ; - " FULL Telegraphic Dispatches from all Points. Latest and most accurate Market Reports. r,ito.ooHn? nnH Ttaiinhln Cor resnondence from all parts of Georgia, South Carolina and Washington City. Georgia and Carolina News a Specialty. DAILY: TRI-WEEKLY: WEEKLY: Oneyear,...|10 One year, $5 00 One year,....$2 Six months, 5 Six Months, 2 50 Six Months, 1 December 7 40 tf CHEER YOUR HOMES WITH HJSIC. " I HAVE made such arrangements with that enterprising and reliable Southern Wholesale House, Ludden and Rates, of Savannah, that I can supplv, on short notice, the Mason A Hamlin Organs, Pianos of the most celebrated manufactories, Sheet Music, or any other kind of Musical Merchandize, at the lowest factory prices, and at prices adapted to these hard times. A settled determination to sell nothing I cannot recommend, and a practical acquaintance of many years with such goods, enables me to offer great Inducements to purchasers. * Call at my Photo-Gallery for further particulars. J. R. 8CHORB. December 21 51 tf WRAPPING PAPER. |~|LD Newspapers, of large size, suitable for wrapping, ror aaie at ou cents per uunurvu, it the ENQUIRER OFFICE. |KTn & OA per day at home. Sample* worth *1 free. u SnwaoK k Co., Portland, Maine. 19 ly (fn o * day at home. Agents wanted. Outllt and terms froa. 3)JL^ TRUE k. CO., Augusta, Maine. 19 ly fotfciiUe tfsqtim. TERMS?IN ADVANCE i One copy, one year. - $ 8 00 One copy, six months, 1 60 One copy, three months, - 1 00 Single copy, 10 rwo copies, one year, 6 00 ren copies, one year, 26 00 j>9- To persons who make np clnbe of ten or more names, an extra copy of the paper will be famished one year, ifcee or charge. THE GHESTETFHHNltHRt'STOffi. fltHE readers of the "Yorkville Enquirer" and JL the public generally, are invited to inspect my large and elegant '' STOCK OF FURNITURE. In consequence of ray buying directly from the Manufacturers, lam safe in saying that I can sell Furniture AS CHEAP AS ANY ESTABLISHMENT, South of Baltimore. My stock of Furniture is of auobaoharaoteras wijj.please all classes and individuals. It is both , . : /*. t il PLAIN AND ELEGANT, to suit the wishes and wants of the buyer. It is oomplete. Whatever is wanted IN THE FURNITURE LINE I am confident of my^ability to supply. Furni rare u delivered at tunerem points aiong tne railroad, n ? FREE FROK FREIGHT CHARGES. \ R. BRANDT* Chester, a C. June 29 5 . 8250 REWARD. "_ FTlHE National Board of Fire Underwriters here1. by offers a reward of TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS, for the detection, conviction and pnnlehmept of the perty or partieB,! chaffed with the crime of Arson,' in flringthe premises sitoate near Yorkville, S. C., being the DWELLING OF J. T. LOWRY, on April 22d, 1876, Said reward will be paid only On due- proof being furnished the Executive Committee of the conviction And actual punishment of Wild criminals. By order of Executive Committee. . GEO. T. HOPE, Chairman. New York, May 8, 1878. 20 tf yorkyilleenq ORIGINAL SE] VAMTABtE ?iW* .i /m; !.i a HKrrrmn en iitil m ' ' ' J--. IN i88ning our p toe pectus for the year 1877, we would announce that we shall spare no pains and relax no efforts to render the ENQUIRER as at tractive and inter eating a journal aajit hue been in the past. ' . ' LITERARY DEPARTMENT. We have already in band a number of original SERIAL STORIES, which will form an attractive feature of the new volume. These stories are by writers of acknowledged merit, and we can safely promise that in this department, the ENQUIRER will prpvean entertaining companion to the lover of fiction. , CHESTER CORRESPONDENCE. To meet the demands of our numerous readers in Chester county, we hare continued our engage* ment of Braitosrd McLure, Esq., who will eontribute a letter of corrreapondence from Chester regularly each week. These letters are devoted, entirely to Chester affaire?to the interests of the town and county?and written in the racy and graphic style pecnliar to Mr. McLurb, they cannot fail to be of Interest to our readers in CbeeteP, as well as elsewhere in the State. AUTHENTIC NEWS. Particular attention ia given to collating and condensing the news of the day, and thia department of the ENQUIRER, whether treating of matters at home or abroad?political or otherwise?will be conducted with the utmost care, and only facte as they seem to exist, will be presented, free from sectional or party bias. The Other Departments. In addition to the above features, Rev. Mr. Lathan will continue his regular contributions to the "Sabbath Reading," and the "Children's Department," which, under his management for the past seven years, have been an important attraction. Mr. Latban will also continue his contributions of Historical Sketches, which, with the usnal melange of Miscellaneous Reading adapted to all tastes; the Agricultural Department, containing practical and useful information for the farmer and house-wife; a column of Humorous Reading every week; "Scraps and Facts," embracing light current topics; a com pen d of the Hews Abroad and at Home; Correspondence ; Commercial and Market Reports; Editorial Artioles upon appropriate subjects, intended to promote the prosperity and welfare of onr people, we hope to make the Enquirer replete as an entertajningand Instructive Family -Journal. Terms op Subscription?Free op Postage.? Single copy oue year, $3.00. In clubs, each subscriber, per year, $2.50. Money may be forwarded at our risk by draft, post-office order or regis* tered letter?otherwise we will assume no risk. Write names plainly, giving post-office, county and State. Address all letters to L. M. GRIST, Publisher, Yorkville, 8. 0. * PREMIUMS FOR CLUBS. By a favorable arrangement with the different manufacturers, we are enabled to make the followingliberal aud unprecedented offers of Premiums for Clubs. These Premiums have been adopted by us with special reference to securing only articles of value, and which will prove serviceable to those procuring them. The regular retail price is given with each, and they are just ks good ? mn.ii mih t/? thnaa who receive them. All the articles are pat down in our schedale at manufacturers' regular retail prices, and cannot,be bought with cash any. lower than the prices here given. Premiums Nos. 1,2 and 3 will be delivered through the mails, to persons entitled to receive them,, free of cost. The ot&er Premiums will be delivered at the expense for freight charges, of those receiving them. In cases where Premiun|si can be delivered at our publication offioe, arrangements may be perfected for reducing the freight charges on small articles to a nominal amount. The charges for freight on the Silver Ware and Cutlery Premiums-will be from New York; on the Cooking Stoves from Greensboro, N. C.; and. on the Sewing Machines from Baltimore, Md. READ TBE LIST. No. 1.?For a olnlvof 4 subscribers, at $2.50. each, we will give a treble silver-slated BUTTER KNIFE, worth tf.Ob.' 1 No. 2.?For a club of 8 subscribers, at |2.50 each, we will give one copy of the family edition (cloth binding) of SMITH'S ABRIDGED BIBLE DICTIONARY, the pnblisker's price of which is |3.50 per copy. ^Or for $4.50 we will give, a copy of the Bible Dictionary and send the Enquires one year to any single subscriber not in a club. / No. 3.?For a club of 10 subscribers, at $2.50 each, we will give a copy of the ENQUmER one DESCRIPTION OP Our Cooking Stove Premium. : , The elegant Cooking Stove* which we offer a* Premium*, are manufactured by Messrs. Sergeant It McCauley, at Gmen*-j boro, N. C. These Stove* are made of the be*t Scotch pig metal, with heavier and thicker plate than any other ?tove In Die market, and consequently will the longer withstand heat and h.nt Thev are or a handxome pattern and neat finish, and warranted equal In point* of appearance, durability and superior cooking qualities, to any Stove manufactured In the Union. The stove we have selected to give as a Premium l? the largest else made by the manufacturers, and with each one wlH be furnished, without charge, three Joints and one elbow of pipe, and all the necessary cooking utensils, vis.: one ham boiler, one bulge pot and cover, one tea kettle, one round frying pan, one long (Vying pan, one round griddle, one pair waffle Irons, two sheet Iron bread pans, one scraper and one lifter. Over riva thousand of these stoves are In use In Virginia and North and Sooth Carolina, and they give universal satisfaction. The stoves wiU be shipped to those entitled to receive them as Premiums, direct from the manufactory In Greensboro, N. C. Sewing: Machine Premium. The superior Sewing Machine we offer as a Premium, Is the well-known Weed Machine and I* manufactured by the Weed Sewing Machine Company, Hartford, Conn. If is adaptr ed to all the wants of family sewing; It can be readily Complex hendrd by anyone; It runs easily; is always ready; will do any and all kinds of sewing with less changing and fewer extra attachments; is self-adjusting; Is a two-threw! Machine, making an Elastic Lock-Stltcb; stands solid and Arm, with long dnd roomy folding table, and has the convenience of two drawer*, Several of these Machines, during the past year, have been delivered to persons who have returned the requisite number of names. Smilh'a Bible Dictionary* This Dictionary Is the work, of l5r. William 8m!th, of the University of London, and the most eminent lexicographer In the world, who, In lu preparation associated with himself over t seventy distinguished divines and author*, of both Europe and th^ country, In the great task of preparing a comprehensive Dictionary of the Bible, and supplying a want long felt by the religions public. The result of tbesn labors appeared In three large and very costly volumes, a wonderful monument of learning. An abridgement of this great work, for popular use, made by Dr. 8mllh himself, is the one we have arranged to furnish our subscribers. The book contains every name In the Bible respecting . which anything can be said. It embraces the results of historic i ] research, antiquarian Investigation, tbe study of languages and I dialects, and the discoveries of the modern traveler* and expto gAMPTOgf AND BEFOBM I , FURNSTURE A^D LOW PRICES AT THE CHESTER, T ONG experience. an<fl having to buy for, the in connection witn itiy own, enables Me torbny to anperior advantage; and lowing to the tow prion of petto* ; V SELLING AT ALMOST COST. - v JL Come audioes for yourselves. X Jr^k Goods DELIVkRKP ^EJB iWl pointa be? -1 tween Gastonia and Winnsboro. V * _ S. K. MARKS. rr December 7 ? "48 : ^ V ~ BARBER SHOP. \ and taXurlbns Shampoo, are reminded tlwt TH06. BALLARD, Professor of th* ArtTonsoriaL la atill in bnshiess, in his old Shop next door to the Enquirer building, where ltwtll afford him great pleashre to wtft npon all who may desire his eerrloaB. Resors-hoeedosind-tiiaajieoad# and any o^her work of that kind promptly dona. December 21 H tf * ; lrAVrun ?im mnnnmro nB nm?? rjlHE undersigned is thoroughly acquainted 1. with the business of MAK1N0 AND REPAIRING GUNS. My work will give1 SATISFACTION to my friends residing In York, pnd Cheaterooanties, w howl Hd^thelr^itroGage Jntye .J* >, >...... TRIAL JUSTICE'S BLANKS. Tt E00GNIZANCE8, Warrant* of Arrest; SamXt mona in civil action, -and Executions, Foe sale at the . ENQDIRJER OFFICE., ; TORER FOR 1877. , ? . . I :: ? .! ' xxaxi stories; 1 HUMS FOR CLUBS. .i > ' t " t Ml.. nBHBiriiua.in ' 11 v-n-s hrtSR'j i year, or a set of six treble silver-plated TEA SPOONS, worth 18.00, * w? A ww -f?x- am swl \lL?. AA wss. J_ :< '.".fl JJO. *ur? WUU Pf, 19 a U UDOT OerS* ML f 1.0V ? S the mknn&ctur?fK price of whichIs $6.00. No. fi.-For & dab ofl6 subscribers, at $2.60 . eacb, we win give either a treble silver-plated 8YIHJP 6tJP, worth |6:oo; br a set bf elk treble 1 aiiver-plated'TABLE SPOONS, **rth $8.00. Na 6.?For a dab of 18 subscriber*, at tfcfl* ^ each, we will give a treble silver-plated; BUTTER DISH, worth $8.00. ' 4jgM No. 7.?For* a dub of 20 subeprlbors, it |*fi0 each, we will give pne apt of air apJW palatini, oval-handle TABLE .KNIV.E8, and ope set of abt "J treble silver-plated TABLE FORKS, the man a- ^ facturer's price of which articles Is $10.06. No. '8:?For a cldb of 80 eubscHbet*;'jit' f&lf # , ' each, we will give a fall set of extra sat?erfl?e, fall oval Ivory-bandle TABLE KNIVES, With eilverplated hladee; and a full set of treble silver* plated' TABLE FORES, tbhf manufacturer', prioe of which artldea is 816.00k No, 9.?For a dab of 4A srabwwlbers, as < ?2.50 each, we will give one No. 8TROFIC COOKING ;.Wj STOVE, with pipeand a full set of fixtures, the. No. 10.?For a clab.of 60 subscribers,.at $2.50 each, wd will give one three-quart, treble"rilverplated CbMMUNION SERVICE, oonstatfng of SIX pieces, worth #40. No. 19.?Foradhb of 66 subw*tberft,ftit$2&> each, we will give a WEED SB WlNG MACHINE, Walnut Plain Half-Case, with two Drawera and Dron Leaf, the manufacturer's urioe of which is |75, _ pa- Specimens of the Sewing Machines, and nearly all the other articles Included in the above premium list, can be seen and examined at publication office; and in all cases we guarantee that the Premiums furnished to those' entitled , to receive them, will be equal to the*specimens shown. NOTICE TO CLUB-MAKERS. It Is not necessary that the names era dub' should all be at the same post office. Names may; . 4^ be taken at any number of plaoes if they are all retained by the same Club Agent. One name for two yean, will be equivalent to two names /or one year each. The time fbr completing clubs under the above offer la limited to the FIRST MONDAY OF MARCH, 1877, by which time the names with the cash, should be retained to the office, though names may be returned at any time between this and the above data. No premium will be delivered until the requisite number of names has been returned, and the full amount due fbr them paid. We will be responsible for the safe transmission of money only when sent by draft, registered letter, or money order drawn on the YorkviUe post-office. We prefer that no money be wot us by express unless the amount exceeds $25, and in every due the express charges most bo prepaid. All subscriptions must be forwarded to na at the expense of those sending them. * In sending names, write plainly, giving county, post-office and State. All subscriptions will he discontinued at the expiration of the time paid for. All subscribers to the Ewquibkb will reoriffe the paper free of postage, Persons entitled to receive Premiums, most give foil directions as to whom and how they shall he delivered. . . ' ."J" ' The club-maker may commence" sending in names at any time and subsequently determine upon the Premium, or Premiums he will select; but no Premium will be delivered unless the requisite number of names be seat, which must be J paid for in advance, * M A separate lint will be kept for each club-maker, H who will be credited with every name sent, so. that the number returned by any person can be ascertained at a momenta notice. V After names shall have been entered on oqr club-books to the credit of any clubymaker, they will not be transferred to the list of another. THE TIME OF CLOSING. Club-makers, and those who may wish to form olnbs, should bear in mind that the offers we here, present do not invite competition for Premiums, as in the case of working to secure the usonr club. Each olhb-maker sending the requisite *? number of subscribers will obtain the Premium offered for tbe specified number. The time, bow ever, for completing a club is limited until the M. FIRST MONPAY OF MARCH, 1877, by which date the names, with the subscription price, should be forwarded. Names may be sent.in at any time prior to the above date.Send thq names as fast as obtained, accompanied with the cash, and the Premium will be delivered when, the requisite number of names has been returned. > .. y' PREMIUMS, ETC. ' 'w '/it V * . I In the Holy Land?BoMnaon, Bawllnaoo. PnfoaoB, Lavard, Offertaad Stanley. The book la prfatad how new atecMI type plntea, on good paper, and U appropriately Ulaatratcd with M o?er 19S Engravlnga of beatrttfW Scene*, Ancient Olttea, ?at W .mora hie Placee of the Holv Land, deacrindvn rbam al valuable Map#. It contains nearly MW clossdy-printed, doublecolumn, octavo page*, including M elegant full-page, Bteel and Wood Engravings. It (spriotedin type of aheavy, distinct, aad vcr^ legible face. The publisher's price .of ike DiettoMfjr to . ; '!?<?' ; ' Thre*~Quart Communiou Set. Chorehes uasUppHed Whh a Communion Bet appropriate to the requirements *f the sacred ttte of administering the L*ri^ Supper, can, by our Premium arrangement. secure a line, treble silver-plated three qaart Communion 8? or fx pieces, with Utile trouble-, and, oomp?ratjTeljr,ai no com.. The number of subscribers required In order to secure this valuable and ilegxnt 8?r> vice can be procured in almost any congregation; and tneineabers who may be th?a called upon to cantributatbtir abate ot the expense, wlU receive la return more than the valla of their contribution in a year's subscription to the paper. Our 8ilver Ware nd Cutlery Premieais. Wl2>"the"veiy liberaloflfer which we are enabled to audio,*' beautifully fornisbrd-taMe Is now within the reach of almost every house-keeper; dad bete U ah opportunity, of wbleh, if the ladles avail themselves, they may secure, with but little tranUe. a valuable set of Silver or Cutlery. Tboee aittefaeare madeftr us by the Lucius Hart Manufacturing Company,93 Fulton atraet. New York, and are wariairtedto betif the bow material. Value of oar premiums. We would lmpma upon every tme tfca fact that a| of bur Premiums are ftrst-clase node, asd the adeaa attached to tbeaa In our lists are the rrgular retail prices at which the articles sefi by aM dealer* sod the manufacturers themselves. Hteoolyhy the most advantageous terms gtveh us by the manufacturer* m^c, ^Jk ere are enabled u> make the liberal offers we da, and we guana- I tee everyartteieto be exactly as repruaeatad. . , . ..ei. _ l A Club ud an Extrh Copy. For a club of txx subscribers paid la advance at the regular club rates, we will give, Instead of a Premium, an-extra eop? of r ,r the paper to any who may prefer that arrangement; but In eoesequence of the liberal Premiums we are now offering, w# caaoee. afford to give an extra copy to the dub-maker woe nostrae any Premiums enumerated on our list \ _ i/j* ; ': ' " {' *