Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, July 08, 1875, Image 4
Humorous Jfrpartuwut.
A Fiery Steed.?"Yes,' said the driver j
of the car to the roan who stood on the steps,
"she's a mighty nice mare for car work?least- j
ways to look at. Kick! Well, you bet. j
Since I've had her, she's removed the insides
from two horses hitched in with her, she's
caved in her stall times enough to make one j
carpenter rich, and livened up more'n one j
passenger ; 'member one case in particular:
Nice old gent with youngster, goin' out for j
a Sunday picnic; he'd a basket of lunch cov- j
ered up with a tablecloth. Jest as he was i
getting off", the mare worked 'round when 11
wasn't lookiu', and she fetched the basket one
clatter with both feet?I don't rightly know ;
but she got in all four?any ways there was ;
luuch for every body within ten rods, whether j
he wanted it or not; the paper boys mostly did. i
Think the old man saved the handle of the
ham and the cork of the bottle. Such a nice- :
looking beast as she is, too. Why, that mare j
has been bought out of the stables not less'n !
three times 'cause she was such a gentle-look- j
in' lady's horse. Well, it's good for the doc- j
tors and wagon-makers, auyhow. Always j
staves up thefamily, and gets back into the I j
team less'n a week. Never was broke, she I j
wasn't; and never will be till she falls off a ,
house." 1
flaF* Rev. Dr. W., of P., when he can find i
leisure, is fond of hunting and fishing. He is \
a keen shot and a ready wit. Coming home
one day from a shooting excursion, with several
ducks in his hand, he met a Quaker
friend, whose salutation was: s
"Good-morning, friend W. Where did thee 5
get those ducks ?" 1
"I shot them," was the answer. ,
"Well, does thee think it is right to give '
pain to such harmless birds, and even to
take away their life?" 1
"Why not?" said the doctor. "You know i
they, as well as we must all die at some time ; I
and if they can be of U8e to us as food, I do |
not see any harm in shooting them, auy more :
than in killing the ckickens you and 1 every
day eat"
"Yes," said the Quaker, "I know every
creature must die token its titne comes, but it
seems cruel to take its life before that time."
Well, said the doctor, "friend Jti., when, ,
with a well-loaded gun, I get ray eye on a
duck, I generally find its time has come. So,
even on your own view, there can't be any (
harm in killing it." 1
"Ah, friend W.," said the Quaker, with a i
laugh, "I see it is as hard to get away from j
thy wit as from thy shot." ]
The Best War Joke.?We find embalmed '
in the pages of "A Pastor's Recollections"
(Rev. Mr. Dashell) the following unsurpassa- '
bly good anecdote of the war:
"I once heard a visionary criticise the slow i
movement of the Confederacy in its conduct |
of the war. He broached a plan of his own ,
by which, without the possibility of failure, an ^
army could be marched right through the
North and scrape up all the money in Phila- s
delphia, New York and Boston, and come
hack by sea, bringing the spoil in safety to |
Wilmington. He mentioned with an air of ,
consummate triumph that he had disclosed |
the plan to Gen. Lee, and that the General
was forced to confess (and I have no doubt '
that he did it with imperturbable gravity) !
that such an idea would never have occurred '
to him." ]
Those who knew General Lee understand ,
this in a delicious sense. But as much as we ,
adiuire it ia the light of the covert sarcasm
it contains, we confess to great admiration of
that unlimited vanity which not only broke
the force of such a sarcasm, but construed it as
conveying a compliment to an unequalled ingenuity.
At the Way Station.?On the ferry
boat Geisse, crossing the river yesterday, were
an old couple from Louisiana, coming to visit
friends in this city. The old gentleman was
walking around, despite his wife's predictions
that something would happen to him,
and he suddenly found himself in the river.
She heard him yell, and caught sight of him,
and leaning over the rail, she shouted, "There,
Samuel, didn't I tell you so? Now, then,
work you legs, flap your arms, hold your
breath, and repeat the Lord's prayer; for it's
mighty onsartin, Samuel, whether you'll land
in Vicksburg or eternity." Thanks to a
ready rope and a strong arm, he landed at
this way station.? Vichsburg Herald.
The Ideal and the Real.?"Ah, if I
were only half as good a man as she is a wo
man !" said a loving nusDand to nimseir, tenderly
regarding his wife through the crack of
the half-opeu door of the room, where she was 1
sitting with clasped hands and closed eyes,
as if in holy communion with her Maker, i
"What a picture for an artist, just as she
looks now?praying, no doubt, for her pastor."
Then he stole softly into the apartment, ho- 1
ping not to arouse her, but she sprang toward
him, eagerly exclaiming, "O, Charlie! I've
been thiuking ever so much if I hadn't better
send that bonnet back to be retriramed."
Not Sensible of It.:?An Irishman, in
passing along the road one day, came across a
snake whose head had been run over by the
wheel of a wagon, and severed from the body.
According to the custom of snakes in similar 1
circumstances, its tail refused to be quiet. '
Thereupon Teddy procured a stone and commenced
pounding the reptile. Just then a i
gentleman passing by observed the transaction,
and said, "ray man, what are you beating
the snake for ? He is already dead!"
"Did, is it, yer honor ? Faix I know he is
did enough, but thin, you see, he isn't sensible
of it!" |
at*?* A bright young lady in Rochester re- !
marked that the stupidest and slowest gatherings
in her church were the sociables, and j<
the jolliest were the prayer-meetings. It was
at one of the latter that a solemn brother dis- j
coursed of the uncertainty of life. "Yester- 11
day," he said, "ray brethren, I stood at ray
window lookiug out upon a new building, <
when I saw a man laying brick. A few
hours later I looked out, aud he was laying j
a corpse?" Among the irrevreent portion of
the audience there was a slight titter. But ]
how could they help it?
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JfeaT "No, I don't want none of your light- i1
ning-rods," said a Keuutcky fanner, last <
week, to a man wno naa stoppea at nis nouse i
to put up patent lightning conductors. "I
ain't afraid of lightning, it's the thunder I:
helieve's going to knock us all endwise, some ! i
day." "You don't seem to comprehend," |
said the peddler ; these ere silver-tipped rods
are lightning-rods, and the gold tipped ones ,
are thunder rods?just what you want," and
he persuaded the old man iu ordering up the
gold-tipped rods.
tfar* The colored "frieud and brother" frequently
rises to the great occasion. Recently,
one of these applied to an amiable gentleman
for a certificate of character by which he might
be able to get a situation. The testimonial ' j
was so unexpectedly complimentary, and
set forth Sambo's qualifications in such glowing
terms, that, turning to the gentleman, he
said, "Look heah, Mr. Wilson, can't you gib
me something to do yourself on dat recommen- i
dation /"
BnHF A man was recently accused in Paris ef
having stolen a pair of trousers from a dealer
in the Temple. There were several witnesses,
but the evidence was rather meagre, and so j
the accused was acquitted. He was told that>
he niightgo "without astain on his character," '
but there he stood motionless. At length, he 1
leaned over the side of the dock, and whisper- 1
ed, "The fact is, sir, I do not like to move till
the witnesses have left the court." "Why is 1
that?" "Because sir, I atn now wearing the,
trousers I stole."
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fiaT What pupil gets most punishment ? The , I
pupil of the eye, for it is continually under i
the lash, ' I
?cjrart?jent. j
[Orlginnl.] |
HOME.
There is something dear in the place where j
jne is born. Home, we have all heard, "is i
the dearest spot on earth." . By a kind of in- j
itinct, the old man, when nearing the confines !
)f another world, goes back, in imagination, j
;o the spot where his boyhood days were spent, j
rhe trees, the hills, the branches and all the
scenery which surrounded the home of his ;
youthful days, spring up in his mind, and he j
jontemplates the scene with peculiar emotions. '
Even the irrational animals, when death begins
to creep upon them, often wander back
;o the locality where they first saw the light,
ind there lie down and die. This is instinct-j
ve. It is interwoven in our being, as the j
nuscles cover the bones.
From this peculiarity of our nature some i
orofitable inferences may be drawn. They
ire practical inferences?deductions which
iave a direct bearing upon the well-being of i
;he individual and UDon society*. We may
infer, since "home" is a dear place, it should !
je an attractive place. The home of all is, :
io doubt, dear, but the home of a vast mul- j
;itude of the human family is anything else ;
Dut attractive. It is deformity deformed?
jgliness in its most repulsive shape.
One of the characteristics of the human j
soul is the capability to discern the beautiful
md delight in it. This native capability may .
be cultivated and developed until it becomes !
strong and delicate, or it may be crushed. !
[f the scenes around the spot where the child |
first sees the light of day, and amid which it
spends its infancy and youth, are mutilated
by the ruthless hand of ignorance, the love of
beauty in the soul of the child is retarded in
its growth, and if it expands at all, it is a !
sickly development.
This is not all; the beautiful and the moral
in our nature are inseparably connected.
Cripple the one and you maim the other.
Crush out the love of the beautiful in the
mind of man, and you make him, morally, a
demon. Now, in view of these facts, we con-!
elude that the home of every man should be
made attractive. The utilitarian may say it
is useless. Anything that will keep out the
J l _ 1 Ti. ii. !
rain la guou euougn lor a nouse. n inaiiera
oot how unsightly may be its timbers or how
uuseemly its proportions. Poles covered with
clapboards, says the lazy sloven, is good
enough to live in. In such an unsightly den,
moral monsters may be born and reared, but I
good and great men and women, rarely. The
jgliness of the scene exercises a deforming influence
upon the tender and easily moulded
soul of the child.
As the majority of our people are farmers,
the influence of that class upon society is
necessarily the greatest. Our country must
be what the farmers make it. If the children
cf that honorable and numerous class of citizens
are brought up amidst scenes of ugliness
ind inconvenience, the resources of the soil
never can be developed, aud the moral character
of our people never can attain that high
position which it otherwise might. The home
cf every farmer should be a beautiful place.
The house in which his children are born and
sheltered, should be attractive and comfortable.
Its beauty and comfort will delight and
sooth the soul.
A rr.iin o formor'a linnsp ulinnlfj lip a nPI'mfl
w 1 j
nent construction. There is something depressive
in the thought that the dearest spot
on earth will soon be without a trace to mark
its location. "It is no use," says the selfish
man, "to build houses and plant trees for posterity."
Yes, it is of great use. It is being
good and doing good for ourselves, and it will
make others of succeeding generations good.
That man who lives wholly for the present
and for himself, is living an immoral and
useless life. His candle will go out in darkness,
and his sons and daughters will add
nothing to the general good.
One, and no doubt the great reason, why
so many persons have emigrated from South
Carolina is, that so little effort has been made
to render the homes of the young beautiful,
convenient and permanent. The soul longs
for something which is attainable, and yet, under
the circumstances, can not be attained.
Hence, longing and uneasy citizens get up and
go to some other place, where, as they suppose,
the beauty, convenience and permanency,
which their immortal souls so much desire,
may be found and enjoyed. Under such circumstances,
the State is constantly drained of
many of her most promising young men.
Whenever the farmers of South Carolina will
make their homes what, with little trouble and
less expense they can be made, the moral
character of our people will be elevated and
the tide of emigration will be turned. The
value of property will increase, and young
men and women will be anxious to sustain tho j
good name of their parents by living upright
lives.
Sulphur for Fowls.?There is no remedy
and assistant so easily or cheaply obtained,
so harmless to fowls, or so satisfactory in its
results as sulphur. It being in the system of j
animals to a small degree, there is a greater
affinity for it than there otherwise would be. j
It can be administered to the fowls by having |
it iu a small box so that they can help them- !
selves, or by mixing it with their food once a 1
week, or as often as there are any indications j
of vermin. Penetrating, as it does, to every j
part of the system, the parasites are quickly j
and surely destroyed ; also, gapes are said to j
? t i T"> i I
be prevented in cincKeus. rowis neea u |
more than most animals?their feathers con-1
tainiug between four and five per cent, of
3ulphtir, and their eggs also having a small j
quantity, which is noticed by the discoloring :
of a silver spoon when it comes in contact j
with a boiled egg. Applied externally to the ;
fowls when on the nest, or to the nest itself, or j
mixed with the soil in the dusting box, it is
equally efficacious in destroying vermin, j
Whenever it is used as a furaigator in build- i
ings, it is necessary to remove the fowls, close
the room or house, mix a little saltpetre with
the sulphur, in an iron vessel, and apply a
match to the mixture. This is to be done in [
tbe morning, and all the doors aud windows i
opened in the afternoon for a thorough veutil- j
ation. Lard mixed with sulphur in fair proportions,
and applied as often as necessary to j
fonthpra on the necks aud backs of old i
and young turkeys, is a very good safeguard !
against the ravages of foxes.? The Poultry
World.
Prevention of Mildew.?It is said, on
Beemingly good authority, that a mixture of1
molasses and water liberally sprinkled on a
plant will destroy the mildew, the theory
being that a thin film of sugar is left on the j
leaves and branches by the evaporation of
the water. This deprives the mildew of air
and kills it. It would iu time kill the plant,
but the next rain or thorough watering wash-1
es it off and leaves the breathing places open
Dnce more. The application should be made
as promptly as possible, and in any case it is
likely that some black spots will remain on
the leaves, where the mildew has wrought its i
work on the exterior cuticle. The propor- j
tions may be about six parts water to four of
molasses, but absolute accuracy is not essou- j
tial. A weak solution of common glue is
also recommended, the action and effect being
the same as with the molasses.
(SUMlfaett'is fjjfpartttwnt.
THE ARITHMETIC LESSON.
Two times 'leven are twenty-two;
Kitty, don't I wish 'twas you,
'Stead of me, had this to ao?
Two times 'leven are twenty-two.
Three times'leven are thirty-three;
Robin in the apple tree,
I hear you, do you hear me?
Three times 'leven are thirty-three.
Four times 'leven are forty-four;
How the sunbeams speck the lloor!
Four times 'leven are?what a bore!
Four times 'leven are forty-four.
Five times 'leven are fifty-five;
Swallows ! swallows ! skim and dive,
Making all the airalive;
Five times 'leven are lifty-five.
Six times'leven are sixty-six;
Tip, for shame, sir! Pretty chicks!
Don't you mind his saucy tricks; |
Six times 'leven are sixey-six!
Seven times'leven are seventjr-seven !
There now, Kitty, you can't even
Say the first?" once 'leven is 'leven ;"
Seven times 'leven are seventy-seven.
Eight times 'leven are eighty-eight;
Some one's pullingat tlie gate;
Hark ! it's Bessie sure as fate!
Eight times 'leven are eighty-eight.
Nine times 'leven are ninety-nine;
Come in, Bessie, ain't it fine?
That's the last one in the line!
Nine times 'leven are ninety-nine.
HOW TVBE WISE.
A great many years ago there was a little
boy who had a pious father and grandmother.
In the days in which he lived there were no
printed books. As all the books were written,
it took a long time to write one, and cost much
money; so that there were very few to be seen.
You may suppose that it was not so easy for
a child to be wise then as it is now. But we
shall find that this little boy not only learned
to read, but got the best kind of wisdom.
Let us go back in our thoughts for many
years, and look at this child in his own home.
It was not such a house as we live in, uor
were many of the trees the same as those
that grow in our land.
We do not see the father. He might have
been there, but we do not know. We see the
aged grandmother. She gives a kind look,
as the mother unfolds before her little boy a
long roll of parchment, or dried skin of a
goat. The mother shows the letters upon it.
j She then reads the story of Cain and Abel, of
I Joseph, of David, and of Ruth. She tells
him of the baby Moses iu the ark, of the peoj
pie going through the Red Sea as on dry
laud, aud of Elijah fed by ravens. As she
tells of these, perhaps he stops her, and says,
"O, mother, teach me the letters again, that
I may read these pretty and true stories for
myself."
Though this little boy had no books like
those now in use for children, he had his
| mother's roll of parchment, and this he read
till he, we think, must have known it all by
[ heart.
The name of this child has come down to
j us. He grew up to be a minister, was the
friend of the apostle Paul, and went to many
places to tell the heathen that God so loved
the world as to give Jesus Christ to be a Saviour,
that through faith in him all our sins
might be forgiven, and that we might be
happy for ever. He became wise iu God's
holy word. He loved Christ, gave his heart
to him, and lived to serve him all his days.
You know the name of this little boy, "Oh,
yes, you say, it was Timothy." But you may
not know that this name meaus "honor of
God." His parents perhaps, gave him this
name because thev wished that he should not
ouly grow up to be a wise, but a good and
useful man?one who would honor God in his
life.
We will now tell you of another boy, who
lived only a few years ago; he also wished to
become wise. But he had no kind and pious
parent to teach him. No book or even roll
of parchment could he call his own.
Some good people who lived in a large city,
saw many boys in the streets, who were ragged,
rude, and wicked. What could be done
for them? It was said that if they could be
got to school, it might do them good ; and so
a school was opened. It was in a street where
only very poor people lived. Among those
who went to learn was this little sweep.
The first day he went to the school, he
looked about him at the boys, and then sat
down on a form. A kind teacher came to
him, and said, " Do you know your letters,
my boy ?" "Oh, yes," was the quick reply.
"Can you spell ?" "Oh, yes," was again
the answer.
"Can you read ?" Ob, yes."
"And what book did you learn from."
"Why, I never had a book in my life."
"Where did you go to school?"
"I have not been to any school."
"Who was your schoolmaster?"
"I never had a schoolmaster."
Now, here was a strange thing?a boy
could read and spell, and yet never had a
book or a schoolmaster, and had not been to
a school. How was this? Why, another
sweep boy, a little older than himself, had
learned the letters over the stiop doors which
they passed as they went along the streets early
in the morning. This teacher, was a sweep like
himself, and his book the signs and letters on
the houses.
The poor boy was taken into the school,
where he was taught to read in the Bible,
and by his good conduct he obtained the respect
of his teacher.
How many little children who read these
true stories have many books?perhaps a
long row of them ; books at home and books
at school; some for study and others to
please ; large and small; with pictures and
without. Surely there never was a time when
the young had so many good books as they
have now. Get all the wisdom out of them that
can begotten. And,above all, get the best
wisdom from the Bible?that is the book. It
is the great fountain of wisdom ; all other
books are only as little rills. Ask God to
give you his Holy Spirit to teach you, and
that, like Timothy, it may be said of you,
"From a child thou hast known the Holy
.Qn?*itOiiroa wliiph ?rp ahlp to make thp.fi wise
unto salvation through faith which is in
Christ Jesus."?Exchange.
The Boys Lauuii at Me.?Joseph Garwood
is six years old. He wears shoes; the
other boys wear boots. Joseph came in to
his mother yesterday in a very sad state of
mind. The tears were rolling down his little
cheeks. Ilis hauds had wiped thera away
for a while, but for every tear his hand dried,!
there was left a streak of dirt.
"What is the matter with my boy?" asked
mamma.
"I want a pair of boots," sobbed Joe.
"A pair of boots! why, my lad, you have
good shoos, and such shoes are better far than
boots."
"The boys laugh at mo and call me a baby
'cause I dou't have boots," said Joe.
"Well, I think you are a baby," answered
Mrs. Garwood. "A boy that is afraid of being
laughed at is something of a baby ; and a
boy that cries because he is laughed at is a
baby sure enough; and a boy whose little
hands are thrust up into his eyes, leaving
such black streaks on his face, is a very
great and a very dirty baby; and"?but before
Mrs. Garwood could say another word i
the "baby" had rushed to the basin, and
washing his face and hands, started out of
the house, yelling with all his might;
"No, I'm not a baby ! I'm a boy ! shoes or
no shoes, boots or barefoot, I won't be a baby!
I'm a boy."
"Circus Music."?Little Eddie E ,
of Albion, N. Y., had lately attended a circus
for the first time, and on the Sunday following,
was taken by his grandmother to
church. Eddie gazed around in some wonderment
for a few momeuts. When the organist
began to play, he turned to his grandmother
and said, in a whisper:
"Grandma, will there be a circus, so I can
see the lion ?"
"Why, no, Eddie, this is church."
"Well, replied the little man, "it's circus 1
music, anyway."?Harper'i Magazine. i
fading fat the j^akkflt.
CONDUCTED BY
REV. ROBERT LATHAN.
THE TREES OF THE LORD.
In the magnificent Hymn of Creation, as
the 104th Psalm has justly been called, a
lyric sketching in a few bold touches the
1 heavens and the earth, the writer among the
! specific illustrations of divine wisdom and
I power cites the trees of the forest. Of these
he selects a single species as pre-eminent:
' The of tlir Lord are satisfied (with moisture),
I The cedars of Lebanon which lie hath planted." '
: The reasons of the selection are not far to seek, j
No other member of the Sylva of Palistine is j
so large and stately and durable and various-!
ly useful. Besides beiug an ornament to any !
' landscape, the cedar could be fashioned into !
the mast of a ship, or the beams of a house, j
j or the ceiliug of a temple, or a coffer for mer-1
chandise. It was the wood chiefly employed
: in the construction of the first temple and the 1
second, in both cases obtained from the Ty- j
rians, by whom it was floated down to Joppa,;
! and thence carried over land to Jerusalem.
1 And when Herod made those repairs and en
largeraents which were almost equivalent to
' a third temple, the stone he used was white
marble, but the wood was cedar from the
forests of Ccele-Syria. And to-day the raod'
LT . T I
em visitui tu tiic jlj.oi.cui at uciucaiciu, as nc ;
walks down the nave of the church of the j
Virgin, long since converted by Mohamrue- j
dans into the Mosque of El Aksa, sees over- j
head a carved ceiling of red wood, which had
the same origin. [The only other instance I
remember seeing was in one of the hotels at
Beirut, where the principal reception room
was thus adorned.]
The cedar does not grow so high as some
j other trees, but still is tall euough to give full
| effect to its stately truuk, far-reaching branch|
es and dense foliage. The durability of the
I wood is something marvellous. The ancients
j seem to have considered it imperishable. The
j cedar roof of the Ephesian temple of Diana is
j said to have lasted 400 years and the beams
I of another temple at Utica nearly thrice that
j period. Some modern naturalists have estij
mated the age of existing trees in Lebanon at
I 2,000 years! One need not wonder at the
i figure of the Psalmist (xcii. 12) who speaks
of the righteous man as "growing like a cedar
in Lebanon, still bearing fruit in old age, aud
full of sap and green." Happy the believer
whose life and character justifies the comparison
! Iu quite auother strain does David
(Psalm xxix. 5) refer to these giants of the
forest. Describing a thunder storm as illustrating
the power of God, he speaks of the
voice of the Lord as "shivering cedars, shivering
even the cedars of Lebanon." The
mighty trees which alike in the winter's snow
and the suumer's heat spread out their evergreen
branches, and whose existence is measured
not by years but by centuries, yield to
to their Maker, and fall with a sounding crash
fwiforp tiia hnltQ
Formerly cedars existed in great abundance,
and covered the sides of the twin ranges
of Lebanon, but these vast forests have long
since disappeared. Even as early as the
fourth century it was difficult to procure
enough timber for a building of moderate
size, and now the tree is confined to a few
places. Recent inquiries have brought to
light a dozen or more groves, some of them of
great size, and containing numerous trees.
But there is one particular grove on the western
slope of Lebanon, at the head of the
valley of the river Kedisha, the B'sherreh,
which was long supposed to be the only remaining
representative of the lordly woods
which once clothed the whole of "the goodly
mountain." This is technically known as
"The Cedars," and is always visited by travelers.
Indeed, a chapel has beeu erected in
the heart of the group, where every year worship
is rendered after the Roman rite, while
Greeks, Maronites, and Armenians come
hither yearly to celebrate the feast of the
Transfiguration. The same superstitious reverence
is found among the Mohammedans of
the country. The Arabs consider the trees to
be holy, and that to mutilate them would be
to commit a sort of sacrilege sure not to go
unpunished. When I was on the ground my
dragoman gravely assured me that it was
impossible to count the number of the trees,
that an Englishman had once tried to accomnlioK
if Kir nnfhnnr a conaraia luKol An oanK
pi 1011 ib yjj pubbing ?* avpu? uvv tuiyv* vu vuvu
trunk, and that even the great Ibrahim Pa9ha
(the greatest man Syria has seeu for a century)
made the same effort, but both signally
failed !
But although this is a very absurd superstition,
the place is certainly extremely interesting.
Approaching it from the East, one
has to surmount a very high and difficult
pass, which in the spring of 1874 was greatly
encumbered with snow. The pack mules had
to be unloaded, and their burdens carried by
men. And the travelers, although they did
uot fare so badly as one poor little donkey
who sank so deep in the snow that only the
tips of his ear3 were visible, yet had to ride
through deep banks with a crust on top and
an uncertain footing below, and sometimes on
a shelving hill-side, so that progress was
neither safe nor pleasant. But once on the
summit, oue has a grand outlook on the wide
and deep and varied gorge below, extending
6,000 feet to the sea. Far down on one side
is a speck cf green which contrasts strongly
with the arid sides of the mountain around.
When reached, it is found to be a grove of
some 400 trees spread over three or four gentle
knolls. Some of them are young, others
are very old?how old can ouly be conjectured,
since the stems have ceased to grow in
regular coueentric rings. But their enormous
girth (one sixty-three feet around) and venerable
appearance, make any assigned antiquity
look creditable. It was very pleasant to
saunter under their wide stretched boughs,
and watch the play of light aud shade on the
gracs, and meditate op the varied associations
of the spot. This was, however, often sadly
interrupted by seeing the rude and ignorant
vandalism of former visitors, who hacked off
the bark of these glorious trees in order to
make a place to inscribe their own worthless
names. It would be a righteous retribution
to brand Lebanon on the naked flesh of these
miscreants, whose puerile vanity has induced
them to imperil the existence of venerable
trees, whose probable origin runs back to the
year of our Lord.? Christian Intelliyencer.
Fit For?What Place??It is related
of the distinguished Kev. Dr. Bellamy that
he had seasons of deep despondency, when he
was confident he was going to hell. His
brethren often labored with him in vain.
One day, after all reasoning had failed, one
i of the ministers said to him :
"Well, brother, you know more about your- j
self than we do. To us you appear very well;
but after all, you may be a whited sepulchre, i
beautiful outside, but inwardly full of cor- j
ruption. If so, you will go to hell. I should |
like, however, to know what you will do when j
: you get there."
"Do!" cried the Doctor, with great anima- j
tion and emphasis, "what will I do? I will
vindicate the law of God, and set up prayer
meetings."
"All right," said the other; "but in that
case, the devil will not keep you there. He
will soon turn you out as unfitted for his
piece and company."
The Doctor came out of his gloom and was
happy.
6Z&" God's promises were never meant to
ferry our laziness. Like a boat, they are to 1
be rowed by oars, but many men entering
forget the oar, and drift down more helpless j
in the boat than if they had stayed on laud.
There is not an experience in life by whose
side God has not fixed a promise. There is j
not a trouble so deep and swift-running, that j
we may not cross safely if we have courage to j
steer and strength to pull.
Kir Religion will never assume its most sacred
aspect to young people unless the very
teaching of it is a mode of worship.
THE YORKVILLEJENQUIRER.
NEW PREMIUMS FOR CLUBS!
UNPRECEDENTED OFFERS !
BY a very liberal contract just entered into with
the Weed Manufacturing Company, we are
enabled to offer greater inducements to clubmakers
than ever heretofore.
READ OUR PROPOSITIONS!
Weed Sewing Machine, No. 1.?Price, .?65.
jp or aciUDOi lusuuscriuerM, ui^z.ou chuh, we *?m
give a Weed Sewing Machine of thoabovestyle,
the cash price of which is sixty-five dollars.
Weed Sewing Machine, No. 2.?Price, $70.
For a club of 45 subscribers, at $2.50 each, we will
give a Weed Sewing Machine of the abovestyle,
the cash price of which is seventy dollars.
Weeil Sewing Machine, No. 3?Price, $75.
For a elubof 50 subscribers, at $2.50 each, we will
give a Weed Sewing Machine of the above style,
the cash price of which is seventy-five dollars.
Z&fUhQ reputation of the Weed Sewing Machine
is equal to that of any other first-class machine
in the market, and of its merits we can
speak advisedly?having had one in constant use
in our own family since 1800, during all of which
time it has never failed to work in the most satisfactory
manner.
OUR LIBERAL OFFERS.
In addition to the attractions of the Enquirer,
we invite attention to our terms of subscription,
and the liberal offers we make to those who may
bo disposed to iorm ciuos.
TERMS?FKEE OF POSTAGE.
Single copy, one year, $3 00
Two years to the same address, 5 00
In clubs, each subscriber, one year 2 50
PREMIUMS FOR CLUBS.
To those willing to form clubs for the Enquirer
we make the following liberal offers:
1. For 40 subscribers, at $2.50 each, we will give
a No. 1 Weed Sewing Machine, worth $05.
2. For 45 subscribers, at $2.50 each, we will give
a No. 2 Weed Sewing Machine, worth $70.
3. For 50 subscribers, at $2.50 each, we will give
a No. 3 Weed Sewing Machine, worth $75.
The engravings given above in this column represent
the styleof the different machines. No. lis
black walnut, oiled, plain table. No. 2 is black
walnut, oiled, half case. No. 3 is black walnut,
oiled, half case, with two side drawers, and with
or without drop-leaf, as may be preferred.
These offers are not confined to a single club,
nor is there any competition invited as to who
shall procure the largest club. Each and every
club of 40, 45 or 50 names will be entitled to the
designated premium.
The machines will be shipped from the nearest
branch office of the Weed Machine Company to
the persons entitled to receive them, transportation
charges, which will rarely exceed $5, if sent
by freight line, to be paid by the person receiving
the machine.
The otter made in this prospectus will be binding
upon the proprietor of the Enquirer until
the 15th day of October, 1875; and persons who
may commence making clubs, can forward names
as rapidly as procured, in every case to be paid in
advance, having until the above-mentioned date
in which to complete their lists.
It is not required that subscribers shall all receive
their papers at the same post-offioe \ but subscriptions
must be for a term not less than one
year. One subscriber for two years wilt, be
equivalent, in making up lists, to two names
for one year each.
Subscriptions may commence with any number,
and the paper will be sent for a full year
from the time the subscription begins.
Each club-maker will be credited with names
as they shall bo received; and should any fail to
secure either premium by the 15th of October, 1875,
but should procure ten or more subscribers, an
extra copy of the paper will be given for the ten
names thus procured, and for all subscriptions in
excess often, a cash commission of twenty-five
cents will bo given on each name.
The Enquirer is sent Free of Postage to
au Subscribers.
Remittances may be made at our risk, by draft,
post-office order, or in registered letter; if made
otherwise, we will assume no risk.
Write namos plainly, giving post-office, county
and State.
Specimen copies of the Enquirer will be sent
to any address on application.
ANOTHER SPLENDID OFFER.
premiums to single subscribers.
For the advantage of those who are inaooessible
by a club-maker, but may yet wish to avail
themselves of our liberal offers to subscribers,
we have made arrangements with the publishers
of Smith's Bible Dictionary by which we
are enablod to offer that valuable work as a premium
to subscribers, at a cost to the subscriber
for the book and the Enquirer, of little more
than the publisher's price of the book. Smith's
Bible Dictionary is a standard work, and indispensably
necessary to every student of the Bible,
or to every person who desires to read the sacred
volume lhtolligibly. The Dictionary is the work
of Dr. William Smith, of the University of London.
and the most eminent lexicographer in the
world, who, in its preparation associated with
himselfover seventy distinguished divines and
authors, of both Europe and this country, in the
groat task of preparing a comprehensive "Dictionary
of the Bible, and supplying a want long felt
by tbe religious public. The result of those la- '
bors appeared in three largo and very costly volumes,
a wonderful monument of learning. An j
abridgement of this great work, for popular use, j
made by I)r. Smith himself, is the one we have j
arranged to furnish our subscribers. The book
con tains every name in the Bible respecting which I
anything can be said. It ombraces the results of j
historic research, antiquarian investigation, the |
study of languages and dialects, and the discoveries
of the modern travelers and explorers in the !
Holy Land?Robinson, Rawlinson, Ferguson, j
Layard, Ott'ort and Stanley.
Tbe book is printed from new stereotype plates, i
on good paper, and is appropriately illustrated
with over 125 Engravings of beautiful Scenes, j
Ancient Citios, and Memorable Places of the ;
Holy Land, descriptive Figures and valuable i
Maps. It contains noarly 800 closely-printed,
doublo-columu, octavo pages, including 24 elo- (
gant full-page, Steel and Wood Engravings. It j
is printed in type of a heavy, distinct, anil very
legible face.
The publisher's price of Smith's Bible Diction- '
6o Kit Wa iirill fiifniuli u nnnv nf fhfl Wftrk. I
ury , ,
substantially bound in cloth, and a copy of tho j
Enquihkk one year for $4.50. Or for a club of |
live subscribers at $2.50 each, we will furnish a1
copy of the Dictionary to the getter up of the club. I
The book will be mailed, free of postage, to tho j
person entitled to receive it, direct from the office ;
of publication.
Subscribers whose terms of subscription have j
not expired, by forwarding the money, will re-;
ceive a copy of the Bible Dictionary, and have |
their subscription to the ENQUiKKRextended one 1
year. The cash must accompany all orders.
L. M. GRIST, Proprietor,
Yorkville, S. C.
A. WILLIFORD,
ROCK HILL, S. C.
MORETYOUN GHORSESr
I NOW have on hand, at my Stable in Rock !
Hill, S. CM
SIXTY HEAD j
of young and fat Kentucky Mules and Horses? j j
among them some good saddle and harness ani- j
mals, which I will sell ON TIME, payable lirstof j *
October, 1875, the payments to be satisfactorily se- i j
cured ; or I will exchange them for old ones, on | |
reasonable terms. I (
_ A. WILLIFORD. ?
NOTICE. <
ALL persons indebted to me for Horses or Mules (
purchased in 1874 and due in that year, are requested
to pay up at once and save cost. A fail- '
ure to comply may injure their credit with me (
during the present year. A. WILLIFORD. '
CORN WANTED.
ONE THOUSAND BUSHELS CORN wanted,
for which I will pay the highest cash price.
A. WILLIFORD.
FODDEK WAMElf.
1WISII to buy 10,000 pounds GOOD FODDER, : f
for which I will pay ?1.50 per hundred pounds.
A. WILLIFORD. s
"The sweetest, most powerful and durable ]
now in use." f
BL00MFIELD & OTIS, !
NEW SCALE PIANOS, j
209 EAST 19TH ST., NEW YORK. I
EMBRACING new and most valuable Patents, giving
a greatly improved treble; also, by a <
new manner of stringing and a new method of in- j
serting sound board, the most important results j
have been obtained. j
j
"The tone is full and sonorous, with a sweetness
and delicacy of touch that cannot be surpassed. I i
have tested"them as I would a Grand, for points j
of delicacy and strength, and they have stood the i
test in every way. In many respects they are superior
to any manufactured in America.
Charles Fradel." i
(The eminent and favorite Composer and Pianist
to His Royal Highness, the Due Gustavo of
Sax Weimar of Eisenach.)
(Rochester Musical Times.)
"The firm of Bloomfield JltOtis have lately made J
several important improvements in their pianos, (
niacinir thnni iii the front rank of American man
D *
ufacturcrs."
(Toledo, 0., Blade.)
" Bloom field A Otis, of New York, carry away
the first premiums at the Ohio State Fair as they '
did at the Fair of the American Institute. Con- .
sidering the fact that thoy met in competition all
the established favorites, such as the Knabe, Dun- i
ham, Lighte, Bradbury, and many others, which
were skilfully handled, this is certainly a high
compliment, as the texts were thorough and critical.
(Brooklyn, N. Y. Eagle.)
"The Music Committee of the Board of Educa- ,
tion, Brooklyn, together with the local commit- 1
tees, after examining and thoroughly tenting all the j
principal instruments manufactured, have pur- 1
chasea Bloomficld A Otis' celebrated Patent Treble
Pianos for the use of the schools."
These Pianos are warranted for seven vears.
Responsible and energetic AGENTS WANTED
everywhere.
Send for Circular and mention the name of
the paper in which you saw this advertisement.
January 28 4 tf (
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uoc mJK?,.
The iilKjvc is it reduced copy of the TITLE I'AGB of the RU- !
UAL CAROLINIAN. !
THE publishers have determined to change the ]
commencement of the Volumes of the
RURAL CAROLINIAN
i
From October to January. ]
THE RURAL CAROLINIAN is the leading j
Agricultural Journal of the South. Publishers
and Editors are all Southern men, and it is devoted
exclusively to the interests of Southern Agriculture.
While it is not the paid organ of the .
Patrons of Husbandry, or of any society or set of
men, it has been the most powerful advocate for
the establishment of Granges in the South, and its
influence has contributed greatly to the present
prosperity of the Order.
D. H. JACQUES, Esq., of Charleston, S. C.,
Editor-in-Chief.
CHARLES H. DODGE, Esq., of the Depart- j
ment of Agriculture, Washington, D. C., Ento- ,
mological Editor. ,
i
Regular Contributors.
Ool. D. WYATT AIKEN, Washington. D. C. ^
HENRY W. RAVENEL, Esq., Aiken, S. C. '
Rev. C. W. HOWARD, Kingston, Georgia.
Col. N. H. DAVIS, Greenville, S. C.
RURAL CAROLINIAN--32 PER ANNUM, i
Address WALKER, EVANS A COGSWELL, '
Publishers, Charleston, S. C.
The Rural Carolinian and the "Yorkville Enquirer''
will be furnished at ?-1 per annum. I
January 118 4 tf <
Nos. 3 Broad Street and 109 East Bay Street, ^
CHARLESTON, S. C. c
STATIOKEBS
First-Class Work
OUR SPECIALTY,
YET, BY l'SIN(J CHEAPER (SHADES OF STOCK.
WE CAS Ft'RSISlI WORK AT
LOWEST LIVING PRICES.
FINE FASHIOHABLTSIATIONERY,
Piries Paper and Envelopes.
Redding and (Ball invitations f
or the best stock and printed in the
LATEST STYLE. ?
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September 10 37 tf t
J. S. K. THOMSON*. C. K. SI'KN'CER. a
THOMSON & SPENCER, ?
Solicitors in Bankruptcy i
YORKVILLE, S. C.
riPKHIAL iittention eiven to filine of netitions. _
^ to the prosecution of claims inBankruptcyj |
and the collection and forwarding of Dividends to ! .
Creditors. j (
February 4 5 tf f
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June 4 23 tf {
RAGS WANTED. ~
a POUNDS of clean cotton and lin- j
HJaUHJlJ en ^,,PwantCl'i for which 2 cents "
per prund will be paid, at the
"ENQUIRER" OFFICE.
April 15 15 tf C
AUCTIONEERING. c
THE undersigned takes this method to notify fc
the public that he will givo prompt attention 'J
to AUCTIONEERING iti York and the adjoining , 'J
counties. Communications may be addressed to
him at Yorkville, S. C. S. G. UllOWN. r
March 5 10 tf 1 f
rHE COOKING STOVES manufactured atour
works in Greensboro*N. C., give universal
latisl'action wherever introduced. They are made
>f the BEST SCOTCH PIG METAL, with heaver
and thicker plate than any other Stove in the
narket, and consequently will the longer withstand
heat and hard usage. They are of hand
iome pattern and neatfiniidi, and warranted equal
n every other respect to any Cooking Stove sold
n theUnited States, while it is confidently claimed
' ?* ? "> PHRAPFST. All tnn nuiml
ami me* oiv ?
pieces or ware and cooking utensils are furnished
ivith each Stove. An important consideration
ivith purchasers is the fact that our patterns and
dzes are never changed. Should a piece get accidentally
broken at any time, we can replace it at
die mere cost of casting. Not simply because it
is a home production, buton accountof its intrlnuc
merits as an article of household economy, do
ive ask the patronage of home purchasers. More
than ONE THOUSAND of these Stoves are now
in use, and among many others havinjr them we
respectfully refer to the following: R. E.Guthrie,
D. M. Campbell, M. H. Currence, York county;
Mrs. Elizabeth J. Wylie, Chester; D. A. Gordon,
Guthriesville; John A. Brown, Rock Hill; B. P.
Boyd, Joseph Hcrndon, L. M. Grist, Yorkville.
You can save the freight from the northern cities
and the dealer's proiit, which is no small item,
by buying of us, and at the same time get a
STOVE THAT IS MORE DURABLE than those
of northern make. The following are our prices
delivered at depot in Greensboro:
No. 8, with 10 pieces ware and 8 feet pipe, fSO 00
<< ~ <? << <i << << M ?? 26 00
Address, SERGEANT & McCAULEY,
Greensboro, N. C.
T. M. DOBSON <fe CO., Agents, Yorkville, S. C.
JOHN R. LONDON, Agent, Rock Hill, 8. C.
A. F. LINDSAY, Agent, Lowrysville, Chester
county, S. C.
YARD* ^
Msiness in Yorkville^and
is preSfes!
to ft costly monument,
executed in
the art, with the very best materials, and 'j as
low prices sis the same class of work can be furnished
anywhere in the United States. Orders
Prom a distance promptly tilled, and the same attention
given to work ordered by mail as if the
parties were present in person. From this date
work will be delivered at auy point on the Chester
and Lenoir Narrow Gauge Railroad, between
Yorkville and Chester, or at any place between
Rock Hill and Winnsboro, on the Charlotte, Columbia
and Augusta Railroad, free of charge for
transportation. Thankful for the patronage heretofore
bestowed upon my establishment, my determination
is to merit a continuance of the same.
F. HAPPERFIELD.
January 14 2 ly
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HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTER,
YORKVILLE, 8. C?
RESPECTFULLY offers his services to the citizens
of Yorkville and vicinity. All manner
of HOUSE PAINTING, including Graining,
Marbling and Calcimining executed in the best
*tylcof the art. Ey the process of CALCIMINING,
plastered walls which have become soiled
iind discolored, can bo made to look as fresh and
clean as new, and of any desired tint or shade of
color, which will not rub off'.
Old Furniture will be re-varnished or re-paint3d
and varnished in imitation of the various kinds
it woods and made to look us well as new. Where
there is enough of this class of work to justify me
in so doing, I will visit the houses for that pur
pose, tnus avoiding tne necessuy 01 moving me
Furniture. Roofs painted in the most durable
manner, either with granite or slate roofing paint,
uid the work warranted. Estimates furnished,
and all work promptly executed at the lowest cash
prices commensurate with durable and artistic
painting. All communications promptly answered.
Address
F. S. FRISCHEIS,
Yorkville, S. C.
April 1 31 ly
MUSIC HATH CHARMS. &C.~
WITH pleasure I inform all who desire to give
their children a chance for a musical education,
but whose means are very limited, that 1
iiave made arrangements with the celebrated
"Mason & Hamlin Organ Co.," to supply persons
with their unrivaled instrument, either at lowest
factory prices, for cash, or on monthly or quarterly
payments, upon whatis called the lease principle.
Thus any one by paying only a moderate
sum for the use of the instrument, can, at any
time,give it up or become purchaser; the amount
already paid being applied to the purchase. Or a
person having paid the rent for four years, becomes
the owner of the Organ without further
payment. Call and enquire for particulars and
see the new styles, at my Photo gallery, in the
Adickes' building, where I may be found duringtil
business hours, either to show you a sample or
to wait upon you if you want anything in the
Photographic line as heretofore.
J. R. SCHORB.
T? C3 nil 4-Wsi ^io.Anraoanta.
r? O^nUlWUIISUtllUIll^ an WIC UUOI cpivavnvw
:ions and "gab" of smart agents of the "Ring"
companies, I still insist that I have the best and
cheapest Sewing Machino (the American) to offer,
ind I am ready to prove my words to all who
seek for the truth in the matter. J. R. 8.
R E >10 YAL.
-- _ I HAVE removed iny
A TIN SHOP to the residence
of Mr. WILLIAM
AIKEN, six miles South
|!,HpglS of Yorkville, and two
miles East of PbiladelP*"a
Church, where I
**) will be prepared, at all
times, to MANUFAC"
TURE AND REPAIR
PIN WARE, at short notice.
STOVE PIPE mado to order cheap, for the
ash. Address J. M. ADAMS,
Gutbriesville, S. C.
JuneS 22 tf
THE J AS. EEFFEL
I Doable Turbine Water Wheel, :
f Manufactured by
POOLS & HUNT, ;
Baltimore, Md.
7,000 HOW IK USEt
? Simple, Strong, Durable,
II Altvnvrf rAlifthht mwl KAIIK.
Manufacturers',also, of
Engines, Steam Boilers,
^m?p52SHl8aw & Grist Mills, Mia.
for^Cotton Mi&s, Flour
Oil Mill Machinery^^y^ra^ic6amfottier I
Presses.&c. Shnfting, Pulleys and Hangers
a specialty Machine mado Gearing; accurate
and of Very bent finish. Send for Circulars. J
March 25 12 Cm
BARBER SHOP.
rHOSE in want of an EASY SHAVE, a fashionable
and stylish cut of hair, or a pleasant
md luxurious Shampoo, are reminded that
PHOS. BALLARD, Professor of the ArtTonsoial,
is still in business, in his old Shop next door
o the Enquirer building, where it will afford
lim great pleasure to wait upon all who may deire
his services. Razors honed and sharpened,
md any other work of that kind promptly done.
He may be found at the Shop on Sunaay mornngsfrom
7 to 10 o'clock.
THOMAS BALLARD.
Juno 11 25 ly
FINE BEEF.
f\UR BEEF MARKET is now open, in rear of
Lr the old Masonic Hall, and we are prepared to
urnish FINE FRESH BEEF every daj\ We
rill keep the best Quality of Beef that this mar:et
can supply, and will sell it at the lowest prices
t which it can be afforded. Customers will be
erved at any hour of the day.
We are in the market for the purchase of good
1EEF CATTLE, and those having any for sale
-? ' A * ?- 11
.itJ mviifu lUKive u? a uau.
McCONNELL & SNIDER.
April 20 15 tf
tffrpm PKRDayolliomt. Term* free. AddreM
^MVF G. Stinhon ic Co., Portland, Me. J ly*
lb* fotKHHe
TKRM8?IN ADVANCE ?
)ne copy, one year, $ 3 00
)ne copy, six months, 1 50
)ne copy, three months, 2 50
Single copy, 10
rwo copies, one year, 5 00
["en copies, one year, 25 00
^rir To persons who make up clubs often or
nore names, an extra copy of the paper will be
urnisheri one year, free of charge.