Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, August 20, 1874, Image 4
Humorous Department.
How They Finally Got Married.?
One long summer afternoon there came to
Mr. Davidson's the most curious specimen
of an old bachelor the world every heard of.
He was old, gray, wrinkled, odd. He hated
old women, especially old maids, and wasn't
afraid to say so. He and Aunt Patty had it
hot whenever chance drew them together;
yet still he came, and it was noticed that
Aunt Patty took unusual pains with her dress
when ever he was expected.
One day the contest waged unusually strong,
and Aunt Patty left in disgust and went out
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uiLu uic guiucni.
"That bear!" she muttered to herself, as she
stooped to gather a flower which attracted her
attention.
"What did you run for?" said a gruff voice
behind her.
"To get rid of you."
"You didn't do it, did you ?"
"No; you are worse than a burdock burr."
"You won't get rid of me, either."
"I won't eh ?"
"Only in one way."
"And that?"
"Marry me."
"What! us two fools get married. What
would people say ?"
"That's nothing to us. Come, say yes or
no ; I'm in a hurry."
"Well, no, then."
"Very well; good-by, I shan't come again."
"Stop a bit?what a pucker you're in."
"Yes or no!"
"I must consult?"
"All right. I thought you were of age.
Good-hy."
"Jabez Andrews don't be a fool. Come
back, I say. Why, I believe the critter has
taken me for earnest. Jabez Andrews, I'll
consider."
"I don't want any considering; I'm going.
Becky Hastings is waiting for me. I thought
I would give you the first chance, Patty.
All right good by."
"Jabez! Jabez! That stuck up Beck Hastings
shan't have him ! Jabez, yes ! Do you
hear?Y-e-s!"
a smarVpeddler.
Mr. John L is a man iu the marble
busiuess, smart at his calling, and has sold
and put up more gravestones than any other
man in Somerset county, Me. Some years
ago, when he first went into business, there
was considerable competition around him,
and he was obliged to look sharp for every
chance. He kept himself posted on the obituary
column of all the local papers. The news
of a death was sure to call him to the bereaved
family about as soon his team could carry
him there, and after consoling the mourners
he would gradually come round to his business,
and he seldom left without engaging to
furnish the gravestones.
Hearing that old Mr. B had "lost his
wife," away up in the towu of Embden, he was
soon on the spot. He found the old man in the
field, trying to plow with his oxen without a
driver?a feat easily accomplished with cattle
that are trained, but B 's "critters" were
wild, and bothered him considerably. Here
was a chance for John; his boyhood had beeu
spent on a farm, and he quickly took the goad
and set the plow to moving right merrily, with
old B holding the handles. Around the
lot they went, John driving the oxen and
trying to draw the old man into conversation,
but he was crusty, and replied only in monosyllables.
Finally, John remarked to the old fellow
that he undersood that he (B?) had lost his
wife ; and then commenced to pour out phials
of sympathy for B that his years of practice
in gravestone selling had given him; but
still the old man would only grunt in reply.
At last John came to the main question, as
they stopped a moment for the cattle to
breathe, at the corner :
"Wouldn't you like to engage a nice set of
tombstones for your wife?"
"No!" fairly snorted the old man. "Let
the miserable skunk that has run away with
her pay for the gravestones ; I won't!"
So John resumed his seat in the buggy, and
returned to the solace of his home.
What a Lawyer was Selling.?A member
of the Saginaw county bar was recently
in one of our thriving interior towns on professional
business. In the office of the hotel
he was accosted bv a verv agreeable gentle
man, evidently of the genus "drummer," who
wanted to know "where he was from." The
legal gentleman, not exactly relishing the
idea of the stranger's familiarity, answered,
shortly, "From Detroit." The next question
was, "For what house are you traveling ?"
For my own." "You are ? May I ask your
name?" "You may." Pause?enjoyable to
the lawyer, embarrassing to the other. "Well,"
desperately, "what is your name?" "Jones."
"What line are you in ?" "I don't understand
you, sir." "What are you selling?" impatiently.
"Brains," coolly. The drummer
saw his opportunity, and looking at the other
from head to foot, he said, slowly, "Well, you
appear to carry a deuced small line of samples."
Blackstone says he owes that drummer
one.
Shaving a Granger.?Persons who visit
barber shops would give a premium for a
barber who would not insist upon them having
their "hair cut," or submitting to a "shampoo"
when they only wished to be shaved.
A man who called recently at a tousorial
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in nonplussing a most persistent knight of the
razor. The barber insisted upon giving the
transient customer a "shampoo," and T. C.
peremptorily demanded why such a request
was made. Then a colloquy ensued something
like this :
Barber?"Your head's very dirty, sail!"
T. C.?"Well, I know it is, and I waut it
dirty."
Barber?"Want it dirty ! Why, what
foh r
T. C.?"Well, I'm a granger, and I want
to have soil on my head !"
The barber ceased his importunings and
quietly shaved his man.?I*ittsburg Chronical.
Died a Protestant.?An amusing instance
of a crushing reply is given in a recentpublished
work called "Old Times in Ireland."
An Irish post-boy was one day driving an
English traveler in a car. During the journey
the Englishman kept abusing and making
fun of the Catholic religion, much to the annoyance
of Mickey, who belonged to the
Romish Church. He, however, was obliged
to keep his feelings to himself, until at last an
opportunity came for giving vent to them.
They came to a dead donkey on the roadside,
and the traveler, thinking he would be very
clever, said, with a lisp, "Dwivaw, did that
jackath retheive ecthtweem unction pweviouth
to bweathing hith latht?" Mickey's reply
was brilliant. "He did not, your honor. The
baste died a Protestant.
tey"' A certain "Uncle James" of our acquaintance,
whose execution is not quite equal
to his preference for the violin, was paid a
delicate left-handed compliment the other
night by his little ueice, on being awakened
some time in the small hours of the night by
the hideous performances of two felines under
the window, naively remarked, "Mamma, I
don't like to hear Uncle James play on a
violin."
A married lady, who was in the habit
of spending most of her time in the society of
her neighbors, happend to be taken ill, and
sent her husband in great haste for a physician.
The husband ran a short distance, and
then returned, exclaiming, "My dear, where
shall I find you when I come back ?"
ttS?* "I say, Pompey," said one freed man to
another, "dis chile has tried lots of gift fairs
and tings for a prize, but never could draw
anything at all." "Well, Jim, I'd'vise you
to try a hand cart; de chances are a thousand
to one dat you could draw dat."
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| Jajricultural psrtmeiit.
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STUBBLE FIELDS.
Lands which have been sown in wheat,
oats, rye, or any small grain, are called stubi
ble lands. The agricultural prosperity of the
country depends largely upon the proper
! management of such lands. The practice
with farmers generally is to turn all the stock
on the plantation into the wheat fields and
j oat fields, and keep them there until the corn
J fields are opened in the fall. This practice,
however general, is one that is calculated to
impoverish the country. It amounts to nearly
the same thing as the raising of two crops
on the same piece of land, the same year,
without any manure. If the object in turning
stock into stubble fields is to save the grain
that is unavoidably left in the field, then as
soon as this grain is gathered up, stock of all
i kinds should be turned out, in order that the
' grass and weeds should grow. If this is done,
in ordinary seasons, stubble fields will, in the
fall, be covered with a luxuriant crop of grass
. aud weeds. These weeds and grass should be
turned under with a good two-horse turning
plow. The time for performing this work,
depends upon circumstances. If it is done
too soon, the land is materially injured by
haviug its naked surface exposed to the hot
suns; if done too late, the decomposition of
the weeds and grass will be incomplete. Other
things being equal, the best time, in this
, region of country, to turu under stubble fields,
i is late in September or early in October.
The main objection to putting the work off so
long is that by this time the grass seed have
matured, and will add to the labor of making
i next year's crop.
j The greatest defect in most of the lands
i cultivated iu the South, is the want of vegetI
able matter. The fields have been run in
cotton until all the vegetable matter is work!
ed out of them. No fertilizers, nor any man;
ures in general use, will supply this defect.
I The case can easily, speedily and profitably
! be met by sowing large crops of wheat, oats
j and rye, and then treating the stubble fields
j as indicated above. Corn-stalk lands may be
11 treated in the same way. If lands generally
' i were sowu iu small grain, and planted in
i corn or cotton each alternate year, the process
! would prove less expeusive, ^nd more remun:
erative than the application of guanos.
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WHEAT.
The season for sowing wheat is fast approaching.
Every individual who claims to
be a farmer should see to it that no flour will,
in future, be bought for the use of his family.
It is said that there is no money made by
raising wheat. It has been clearly demonstrated
that there is no money saved by buying
flour. The farmers of York county have
spent for flour and corn, during the present
year, at least one half of the cotton crop of
1873. The other half went for bacon, coffee,
sugar and molasses, and the farmers are dressing
their wives and children on credit, and
buying guano on "the lien." This is the way
the money goes.
Wheat cau be profitably raised iu all the
upper counties of South Carolina. It is said
it is an uncertain crop. This is the case with
every crop that is planted. If no more attention
was paid to the raisiug of a cotton crop
than is generally devoted to raisiug the wheat
crop, we would have to buy our cotton seed
every year and there would not be enough of
lint produced to make sewing thread. Wheat
should be sown early. No man need expect
to raise a good crop of wheat, if he does not
sow uutil, as is often done, the week before
Christmas. Late wheats should be sown in
this region, during the month of September,
and early varieties in October. Occasionally
good yields may occur from late sowings, but
it is like trying to make cotton without work?
sometimes it will make something; generally,
it will make nothing. Before wheat is sown
the land should be well prepared. It should
be plowed deep and close, aud then the wheat
should be sown and covered, either with a harrow
or with a short plow. If the land is
nnm- it should ha well manured, to insure a
good crop. Generally, stable manure is used,
but it is by no rueaus the best. It makes
straw but not grain. Fresh land, that is,
land full of vegetable matter, is best for
wheat.
The notion is somewhat prevalent that
wheat will not do well ou the same land two
years in succession. This is all a notion. It
will do just as well as cotton or corn, or anything
else that is planted in our county. For
our climate, all things considered, the best variety
of wheat is the old May wheat. It requires
good land, but if it is sown on good
land, properly prepared, it will rarely fail to
make a good crop. It is always free from
cheat, because it is cut before the cheat is
matured, hence there is no chance for the
cheat to be propagated. In the seed wheat,
care should be taken that it is free from rye
and oats, and also, that it be all of the same
variety. If there be different kinds, some
| will be ripe whilst some is green, and conse1
quently a loss will be sustained.
Relative Value ok Clover and Tim|
otuy.?The relative value of clover, as comI
pared with timothy or herd grass, whether
j for hay, for winter feeding, or for green fo;
rage for soiling in summer, is one of no inI
considerable interest to practical agriculturJ
alists. When green or first cut, one hundred
| pounds of red clover contains but nineteen
| pounds of solid matter, whereas an equal '
{ weight of timothy has more than forty-three j
j pounds. For soiling, therefore, the cost of j
cutting and hauling the two kinds of forage '
; to the stalls is the ratio of three and one-!
I sixth to seven and one-sixth, with the further j
drawback in the case of clover, that its too j
: watery character is detrimental to the health j
] of the animals. For hay, however, the aualy- j
] ses of chemists give a greater relative worth 1
| to clover, ton for ton, as compared with tim- i
i othy than it is commonly credited with. If i
' dried at 212? Farenheit, red clover will contain
about twenty-two and one-half per cent,
of fiesh-forraing, three and seven-tenths per
cent, of fat-forming, and forty-four and one-'
I half per cent, of heat-producing food elements; I
while of these, timothy has, respectively, i
about eleven and one-third, thirty-three and j
one-half, aud fifty-three aud one-third per cent.
Reducing Bone*.?Iu the discussion ou
wheat culture at the late Agricultural C'ouj
ventiou in Newport, N. H., Mr. Pattee, of,
| Warner, gave a formula for reducing bones,
as follows : Place them in a large kettle, mixed
j with asnes and about one peck of liine to a [
barrel of bones. Cover with water and boil,
j In twenty four hours all the boues, with the
j exception, perhaps, of the hard shin bones,
\ will become so much softened as to be easily
pulverized by hand. They will not be iu particles
of bone, but in a pasty condition, and
j in excellent form to mix with muck, loam or
ashes. By boiling the shin bones ten or twelve
hours louger they will also become soft. This
is an easy and cheap modeof reducing bones.
If the farmer will set aside a cask for the rej
ceptiou of bones in some convenient place,
and throw all that are found on the farm into
! it, especially if one or two dead horses come
into his possession, he will be likely to find a
valuable collection at the end of the year, j
which would prove a valuable adjunct to the
manure heap. i
! (SMdwn'si fJjpjwtment.
LITTLE THINGS.
I "What a great fuss about nothing !" ex
claimed Harry Vernon. "To hear sister talk
anybody would think I had committed a terrible
crime, just because I left the garden
gate open, while I ran over to the store. J
knew I should be back soon, and that nothing
would get in in that time."
"How could you know that, my son ?" gent
I ly inquired Mrs. Vernon. "In fact, that mischievous
cow of Mr. Rawlins did get in, and
would, no doubt, have done much damage tc
the flower beds and the choice young fruit
' trees, which your father values so highly, had
; not your sister discovered her entrance in
i time to prevent harm. I wish, my son, yon
; would try, in future, to remember what J
; have told you before, that great consequence:
j sometimes follow little acts, as well as words
i and also that failure in performance of little
( duties sometimes is followed by terrible re
I suits. I have lately read in the newspapers
j some remarkable illustrations of this truth
j You remember reading about the loss of the
steamship Vile dn Havre a few months ago
do you not?"
Oh ! yes, mother. She was run into by the
Loch Earne and sunk, and a great many ol
her passengers, who were in the cabins, and
did not know of the danger, went down in
her. Some of the passengers got on the Loci
Earnc; but she was afterward wrecked, and
some of them since died in consequence of exposure
and injuries."
"Think of the valuable lives lost, of the
dear little children made orphans, of the wives
made widows, of souls, perhaps unprepared
hurried into eternity, and of the great loss ol
property, too, and all occasioned by the neglect
of one man to perform what, perhaps, lit
would have called a very "little" duty."
"Why,how was it, mother?" Harry eagerly
asked.
"To explain," replied Mrs. Vernon, "I inusl
tell you that the ship's hull was built in com
partments, separated by moveable partitions
so that, in case of accident to any part of the
hull, these partitions could be closed and tlu
water thus kept from the filling the ship. Ai
the time of the accident, as soon as it was (lis
covered that the vessel was filling from si
hole in one of the compartments, an efforl
I was made to close the partition between ii
| and the next one, when it was found that, ow
j ingto the rust ot some iron screws, tney couic
; not be moved ! The man, whose duty it was
had not oiled the screws."
"Oh! how dreadful that was, mother!" sail
Harry. "All that misery just from the waul
of a little oil to keep the screws smooth. J
should think that man would feel that he had
murdered all those people."
"Possibly if he had heeu reproved, hefbrt
the disaster, for his negligence, he might hav<
thought a 'great fuss' was made about 'noth
ing,'"said Mrs. Vernon.
Harry blushed as he recognized this quota
tion from his own remark.
"And another remarkable instance I hav<
read of within a few days," coutinued Mrs
Vernon. "It seems that an act was passed
by Congress to admit into the United States
free of duty, 'fruit-plants, tropical and semitropical,
for the purpose of propagation.'"
"The person copying this act for publica
tion in the books issued by the Government
placed a comma after the word fruit, instead
of a hyphen, so as to make it read 'fruit
plants,' etc. The mistake was not noticed
and it was thus incorrectly published as a
law. The act took effect in August, 1872
and since that time fruits have been admitted
without duty and, the Government has lost a
million or more of dollars."
"Why, mother! A pretty expensive com
raa that was," said Harry.
"It was, indeed," replied his mother, "and
this fact also teaches the importance of wbal
we call little things."
"It seems to me," said Harry, "that we
ought not to call anything little after this."
"If we always thought of the probable, 01
even possible results of a word or act, we
should not, my son ; nor should we thoughtlessly
leave small duties unperformed."
"Well, I mean to be more careful in the
future. One thing is certain?I'll not leave
the garden gate open again," said Harry.
Harry's Chickens.?Sammy Brent "livec
way down South," and was just as full of mis
chief as a boy of thirteen could be. One
evening he came home after a ramble througl
the woods and by the river, and asked hi:
brother Harry, who was eight years youngei
than himself?
"Harry, wouldn't you like to have some
funny chickens?"
"I'm just sure I would," answered Harry
"Well, you take these three eggs and pul
them in a box of sand and set it in the sun
and after a while you'll have three of the
funniest chickens you ever saw."
Harry followed his brother's directions
and morning, noon and night he might be
seen watching for his brood to poke theii
bills up out of the sand. At last, one hot
day, just before noon, the sand begau to move,
and the queerest kind of a chicken came out,
It had a long, horny bill, a long, flat body,
without feathers or wings, four feet, and a
tail nearly as long as its body. As soon as
Harry's excited eyes could see clearly, he
exclaimed:
"Oh ! oh ! it's a alligator ! it's a alligator
come out of an egg."
If Harry had been a little older he would
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i nave Known mat tne auigaiors oury ineu
eggs in the sand aud wait for the sun to
hatch them, and as soon as the young alligators
appear, the mother conducts them to the
water.
A Cat Wiiiitkd j;y Robins.?An exciting
contest was witnessed in the court house
yard (says the Genesee Republican) between
a cat aud some robins. "A robin had a nest
under the north stoop of the court house, aud
; on Friday her brood of young robins made
their first attempt to lly. As one poor halfHedged
bird was laboriously Hying near the
ground, a tigerish-looking cat spied it and
gave it chase. The bird fiew-^s best it could,
but the cat's swift, stealthy steps gained upon
it, and the fate of the bird seem sealed. But
its terrific cries brought relief, and just as the
cat pounced apou and seized it in her mouth,
half a dozen old robins hit upon her back
with a fury that was perfectly astonishing to
her catship, and dropping her prey, she in
continently turned tail and flew across the
yard, the relentless robins pursuing her with
the greatest fury, and filling the air with their
vengeful cries. Not until the cat took refuge
in an adjoining building did the birds give
up the chase and return to the young bird.
The latter was unhurt, and the noise of the
contest having drawn to the spot twenty-five
or thirty other robins, it completed its day's
practice under ample protection, and amid
the clattering of bird tongues seldom heard
in Northern climes."
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Advice to iiovs.?To throw stoues. Told
each one carefully in a feather bed, and
give good notice to all the neighborhood when
you are going to pitch.
To carry gunpowder in the pocket. Soak
it well in cold water then wrap it up it a cover
of oiled silk.
To slide down the banisters. Let a surgeou
sit upon the lower stair. Also carry a pailful
of poultice in each of your hands, as you
may need it.
To cure creaky boots. Wear them always
in going to the cake pantry.
To be polite to sisters. Get their big brothers
to introduce you to them.?Hearth and
Home.
Gems.?Genius is the gold in the mine;
talent is the miner who works and brings it
out.
Kindness is the golden chain by which society
is bound together.
Ignorance gives a sort of eternity to prejudice
and perpetuity to error.
To have ideas is to gather. To think is to
weave them into garlands.
| glcatUujj fflt the Sabbath.
CONDtKJTKD BY
. ; UKV. HOHEIIT LATH AN.
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NO II LESS NIG.
r j One of the most distressing things which
r [ which can he witnessed, is parents so living
as not to secure for their children the blessing
I of heaven. Perhaps the multitude of pareuts
H think they have done their whole duty toI
' inn l*/l t lioi r /ill ! ] (] rfin iiiUaii flian liai/fi (rluhn
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them a good secular education, and provided
for theiu a sufficient amount of property so
i : that they may start in the world comfortably,
i ' This is a grand mistake. The blessing of
l heaven is worth more than every thing else.
I ; God is a covenant-keeping God. He visits
' ! the sins and iniquities of parents upon their
[ children for generations. He poured out his
, ! vengeance upon Ahaziah because of the sins
, . of Altai). It is well enough in its place for
s ; parents to educate their children, and to make
II for them some property ; but unless the blessing
of God is at the same time secured for
p ' them, the most polished education and lordly
I estate will avail nothing to ward off the
i righteous indignation of a just God. Their
i property will go like snow off a ditch; their
t | learning will only make them more odious in
' ! the sight of God, as it will render them more
i expert in Satan's service.
. i The world is full of examples, which prove
1 the principle stated, to be in strict accord
' I
f ance with God's providential dealings with
I the human family. Parents often leave their
! ! children large fortunes which are consumed
' in an incredibly short time, and no one knows
how or for what. No one seems to he better
. that it has changed hands; and the legal
. heirs are reduced to poverty, and go down to
, i the grave covered with infamy and shame.
5 The reason of this, at least the principle rea!
son, is that no blessing was secured for thein
" by tiieir parents. On the contrary, the par*
t ents sinned and the curse fell upon the chil
dren.
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I'lUYER.
' The simple definition of prayer, is asking
' God for those things which we need. UsuI
ally, it is made to embrace more than this.
> Confession of sin, and acknowledgement of
[ past mercies, may, with propriety, be iutro1
duced into the exercise which we call prayer.
For, although not prayer, in the strict sense
1 of the word, still from a law of our nature, it
is almost impossible for us to pray devoutly
without humbly confessing our sins and sin.
cerely thanking God for the many blessings
we have received from him.
5 Evidently it is the duty of all men to pray.
[ The Scriptures enjoin this, and it is in perfect
harmony with the dictates of reason. A
. large amount of the blessings which are within
the reach of men, are staspended upon the
condition of asking God for them. In other
r words, God promises, or proposes, to do many
' things for us upon the condition that we ask
' him to do them. Many individuals who seem
' to think that the world is governed by chance,
inconsistently say that it is useless to pray,
I because God's purposes are fixed and un1
changeable. It is true that God's purposes
are like himself, the same yesterday, to day,
and forever; but this is the very reason why
I all men should pray. It is the purpose of
God that there will be summer and winter,
cold and heat, seed time and harvest, while
! the world lasts. It is the purpose of God to
open his hand, and ont of his inexhaustible
stores, supply the wants of everything that
' lives. This is the decree that has gone forth
from him, and it will be executed to the yery
? letter. Still man must labor and toil. He
! must prepare and plant, cultivate the growing
crop, gather the harvest and store it away
I in barns. He must do all this, as if the
whole depended upon his individual effort.
; It is the purpose of God to feed all his
i nrpfiturpsr but. it is also the Durnose of God
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5 that man shall eat his bread in the sweat of
his face. The man who would say that since
, it is the purpose of God to feed him, therefore
he will fold his arms in idleness, would
. give infallible signs of insanity. Just so it is
; with prayer, it is a work upon which is sus>
peuded many of the common blessings of life,
! and all the blessings of grace. No man will
ever enter heaven who neglects or refuses to
[ ask God to save him in heaven through the
crucified Saviour. "Ask and ye shall re,
ceive," and we may safely conclude that those
i who do not ask shall not receive.
Prayer indicates a heart right with God ;
' and the neglect of prayer shows that the heart
, is cold and indifferent about the present mor
? il. 1
, : ill condition Uild lots eiernai uesLiuy ui me
j immortal soul. That individual who con
stantiy neglects to pray, is in the same condition,
morally, that the man is naturally, who
neglects from day to day to engage in any
kind of labor by which to secure a livelihood.
Both are lazy, and court dangers and difficuls
ties. The latter invites poverty and disease
of the body; the latter of the soul. The hand
of the dilligent maketh rich, and the idler's
poverty will come upon him like an armed
man. Multitudes of the human family are
, hungry and ragged because they will not
work, and countless multitudes of our race
will never enter into the kingdom of heaven j
because they will not pray to God to save j
them. The laboring man is generally honest, i
and the idler is usually dishonest; the pray- j
! ing man is generally pious, and the prayerless j
j man is usually without grace.
illRISTIAN CONVERSATION.
Says a Christian minister: "I remember
j the conversation of two personal friends as j
I among the most powerful instrumentalities !
| in leading me to the Christian life.
"The one was a man of business, my Sab-'
bath-school teacher. I recall, with ever-in-:
creasing gratitude and delight, the time when i
he sought occasion to say to me in private j
that he had a strong desire for the conversion j
1 of my soul. I knew that he was sincere and i
in earnest, and my heart responded, though I.
said little. Those words of tender solicitude j
i and persuasion followed me until I was ena-!
bled to make the great resolve to seek the [
Lord with the whole heart.
"The other friend was my school instruc;
tor. He was a young man in course of pre-;
j paration for the ministry. He did not say
i much to me on the subject of personal religion,
but I knew he had a strong desire for
my conversion, and that his prayers went up !
1 daily in ray behalf. He had a way of intro
ducing religious conversation so that it did
j not seera out of place. He so presented the
Christian life that it seemed inviting and inJ
teresting. The memory of these two men to
me is blessed."
What a power would Christianity be in
the world if every believer improved every fit
occasion to invite others personally to the
Saviour. Men may reject our doctrines, with-1
stand our public appeals, and resist the Holy
Ghost; but they are touched and drawn by
the love aud faith which lead us to go to
them in tearful tenderness, not to argue,
not to upbraid, but to beseech them in Christ's
name to be reconciled to God. Such an
approach removes prejudice, disarms criticism,
silences cavil, and when made in love and
faith, reaches the heart and saves a soul from j
! death.?American Messenger.
Miscellaneous Reading.
WIDOWS IN INDIA.
The life of a Hindoo widow in her own
country, is for many reasons an unpleasant
j one, and although the instances in which
| they are burned on their husbands' funeral
pyres are not as frequeut as formerly, widows i
j are still considered of comparative unimportance,
after the demise of the husband.
Cases of re-marriuge among Hindoo widows
are very rare, and when they occur are seldom
productive of happiness, for even in the cities
of Bengal, the couple are disowned by their i
relatives, and in the rural districts they be- *1
come practicnlly outcasts. The advanced 3
theists of the country formally sanction such I
marriages, but as the heads of native families *
are generally orthodox, the approval of the
other party does not avail much. a
In the presidency of Madras, recently, a jnative
gentleman was proclaimed an outlaw g
by the beat of a tom-tom, for having given r
I)is widowed daughter in marriage, and was '
prohibited from approaching the temples and j \
sacred tanks of the country. In cases of this I
kind the village barber and washerman are fi
forbidden to do any thing for the newly-mar- v
ried ones; and in the event of death no one
will help to carry the body to the river-side. J
The theory of the Hindoo law is that on i
the death of the husband his property goes to 1
his widow, in order that she may devote its [
proceeds to oblations and ceremonies for the ! i
good of her husband's soul. Such ceremonies, '
however, can only be performed while the j i
widow remains chaste. An important test j q
case was decided by the full bench of the high 1
court of India, about the middle of April, i
The question involved was whether a widow !
should lose her husband's estate by living I with
a lover. After long consideration it was I
decided by a majority that as no text could he I
* 1 1 ' .? n . i , I.. i !
aauucea irom ine oaneru saercu hooks uuu i
canon law to show that she shuiihl he disin- ,
herited, she is entitled to keep the estate. It |
is considered a great triumph for the widows, I
for although their friends would nut approve j
of their re-marrying, an equally permanent j
connection of this kind, it seems, would not i
be thought discreditable.
The conservative natives are very much j
displeased with this decision, and if sufficient I
ground can be found, wish an appeal taken to {
the privy council in London. The advanced |
party, on the other hand, are delighted. It is
said that if the judgment had been different, r
so that a widow would have been disinherited ^
for unehastity, there would have been no 1:
limit to the accusations brought by interested jj
persons against widows; that a system of i,
domestic espionage would have sprung up, s
and the court would have been filled with
suits of an intolerable character. I,
Where it would have been for the material o
interest of so many persons that frailty should a
increase, it would have been idle to hope for
that social purity which the conservative g
party say has been overthrown by this decis- v
ion. Had the court rendered a different opin- "
ion, the great danger of many cases being c
trumped up by the crafty and avaracious is 11
annarent. - ?
This is the first step; the next will be a | d
change in the native public opinion, so that
it will approve of a widow's remarriage.
A CHINESE DENTIST.
In priority of time the Chinese are ahead
of us in some of the arts of civilization ; but
in most of the finer and higher kinds of art,
as surgery, etc., their proficiency is little removed
from half savage bungling. A correspondent
of the Cincinnati Commercial describes
Chinese dentistry, and gives us an l
idea of what the Chinese tooth-carpenters J
amount to as professionals: ei
The native dentists are the merest charla- c
tans, and practice as magicians and cure-alls.. S
They insert artificial teeth of the sea-horse, ^
which are kept in place by copper-wire wrap- v
pings, or fastenings to the adjacent natural A
teeth, and charge about three cents per tooth
for the operation. Teeth are extracted by a *
hocus-pocus process which the impostor calls i
"coughing up." The method of extraction is
this : The dentist applies a white powder rep- A
resented to be the salt extracted from the j
sweat of the horse. Dr. Eastlake found this
white powder to be nothing more nor less T
than arsenic, which causes the gum to slough,
when the tooth is easily removed by the operator's
fingers. I
But the Chinese method of curing the tooth- lA
ache was what puzzled him most, and longest t
defied detection. The operations, it should ^
have been stated, are all performed in a tern- A
pie or in the space in front, under a large
i n .i-- ;-i-- l:_: I
Uinoreiia, uie iuea oenig uiai rengiuus ceremony
is in some way connected with them, r
Tooth-ache, they pretend, is caused by a maggot
which gets into the tooth somehow or
other while the patient is asleep, or while he
is laughing immoderately. It must be removed
alive, or the patient will go mad. He
is therefore placed on a seat and his head
thrown back. The dentist inserts a long pair
of forceps, and, after furabliug around for a 4
few seconds, produces between the nippers a I
little wriggling, black maggot?the cause of L
the whole trouble. Dr. Kastlake witnessed u
this operation repeatedly, but it was only
after obtaining surreptitious possession of the ?
forceps that he discovered the trick. He a
found that one arm of the forceps only was of
iron; the other was of bamboo, painted to ^
resemble the other. In the hollow of the s(
bamboo were found a number of little black maggots,
probably obtained from decayed ?
vegetables or decomposing matter. When
necessary to do service, the operator simply
squeezed the bamboo above, and the maggot ti
was ejected from the small end of the instru- "
ment to the mouth, and then adroitly taken P(
betweeu the nippers and held up triumphant- n
ly before the gaze of the astonished and grate- ti
ful patient, who imagiued himself relieved. fc
The operations he witnessed were performed
with astonishing rapidity, and the patients
were hurried away, as that part of the performance
was essential to the success of the ai
operation. ti
Signature of the Cross.?The mark
which persons who are unable to write are required
to make instead of their signatures, is
in the form of a cross; and this practice having
formerly been followed by kings and nohlps
is rnnsf.nntlv referred to as an instance
of the deplorable ignorance of ancient times.
This signature is not, however, invariably a
proof of such ignorance. Anciently, the use
of the mark was not confined to illiterate persons;
for among the Saxons the mark of the
cross, as an attestation of tne good faith of
the persons was required to be attached to the
signatures of those who could not write. In
those times, if a man could write, or even
read, his knowledge was considered proof!
presumptive that he was in holy orders. The i
clericus, or clerk, was synonymous with pen-1 ?
mau; and the laity, or people who were not i
clerks, did not feel any urgent necessity for j ?
the use of letters. The ancient use of the | n
cross, therefore, was universal, alike by those i J
who could, and those who could not, write, i m
It was, indeed, the symbol of an oath, from th
its sacred associations, as well as the mark i ot
/?nno?dllv arlnnfnrl Wonrp f.hp nriain nf t.he ..
gbliviuu J "V..., ?? ?-0 I(J
expression, "God save the mark," as a form j a
of ejaculation approaching the character of I i
an oath. "
Iowa Grasshoppers.?An Iowa doctor j writes
of the remarkable grasshoppers that do ;
so much damage in that State : "In ray opin- j
ion they come from the lower portion of the
British possessions. They are a very hardy
insect. It takes quite a breeze to kill them..
Immerse one in water for three hours, and he
will come to have a better masticative and
digestive faculty than ever. They will devour 1.
arsenic with the avidity of a modern belle. , n
When their wings are developed they have a J
better locomotive power than an old Western
stage-coach company ever had, aud those here
at this date have got a wing development
now of about a quarter of an inch, while the ~
body is about three quarters of an inch in .
length." I ?
ato ~ !
fjr ?^
^TEARLY all diseases originate from Indiges3(
tion and Torpidity of the Liver, and relief is
1 ways anxiously sought after. If the Liver is
tegulated in its action, health is almost invariady
secured. Want of action in the Liver causes
Ieadaehe, Constipation, Jaundice, Pain in the
boulders,'Cough, Chills, Dizziness, Sour Stoineh,
bad taste in the mouth, bilious attacks, palpiation
of the heart, depression of spirits, or the
dues, and a hundred other symptoms, for which
ilMMONS' LIVER REGULATOR is the best
einedy that has ever been discovered. It acts
nildly, efl'ectually, and being a simple vegetable
ompound, can do no injury in any quantities
hat it may betaken. It is harmless in every way.
t has been used for 40 years, and hundreds of the
;ood and great from all parts of the country will
ouch for its being the purest and best.
Simmons' Liver Regulator, or Medicine,
s harmless,
s no drastic violent medicine,
ssure to cure if taken regularly,
s no intoxicating beverage,
s a faultless family medicine,
s the cheapest medicine in the world,
s given with safety and the happiest results to
the most delicate infant,
)oes not interfere with business,
)oes not disarrange the system,
'akes the place of Quinine and Bitters of every
kind,
Contains the simplest and best remedies.
For sale by all Druggists.
March 20 13 ly?
THE BROWN COTTON GIJV.
Illl I'i attention 01 planters ami outers is again
called to the above old and reliable make of
otton Gins. They are furnished this your great/
improved, and nothing which an experience of
lirty years in their manufacture could suggest
as been left undone to make them the most reliale
and perfect Cotton Gin in inarkct. As the rcult
of our etlbrts wo need only refer to their esiblished
reputation and wide-spread popularity,
'or Perfection of Workmanship, Strength, Duraility,
Light Running, and quantity and quality
f lint produced, we challenge competition. We
re prepared to warrant to any reasonable extent
erfect satisfaction to every planter 01 operator,
'ho Gins are sold at the lowest possible prices for
ood machines, and on reasonable terms. We inito
examination of the samples in the hands of
ur local agents who will give all desired inforaation
and furnish applicants with circulars and
opiesof commendatory letters from parties using
lie Gins in all sections of the cotton planting
oniitry. Circulars, Price Lists, and other inforriation,
may bo obtained of our agents or by adressing
THK BROWN COTTON GIN CO.,
Now London, Conn.
ALLEN A BARBER, Agents,
Rook Hill, S. C.
May 14 20 27t
NOTICE.
OFFICE CHARLOTTE, COL. & AUG. R. R.
Columbia, S. C., July 31,1874.
O Y recent changes in the schedules of Charlotte,
[3 Columbia and Augusta, and Atlanta and
lichtnond Air Line Railroads, arranged for the
special accommodation of the traveling public,
lose connections are now made via Charlotte to
partanburg, Greenville and all points along the
ne of the A. A R. A. L. Railway and via A., T.
; O. and Carolina Central Railroads, for Cherryille,
Lincoln ton, Statesville, Hickory Tavern,
LSheville, Ac. Sec schedule below:
going north.
iCave Columbia, 4 00 A. M.
irrive at Charlotte, 2 20 P. M.
.eave Charlotte, via A. ifc R. A. L. R.
Road 3 13 P. M.
irriveat Spartanburg, 8 24 P. M.
Lrrive at Greenville, 10 42 P. M.
/-it r% i:Mn
iCave calamine, viu cm uiuin vrim ui
for Cherryville, etc., 3 00 P. M.
leave Charlotte, via A., T. AO. R. R.
for Statesville, Hickory Tavern,
etcetera, 3 25 P. M.
going south.
jeave Greenville, 2 0(1 A. M.
ieave Spartanburg, 4 03 A. M.
irriveat Charlotte, 8 00 A. M.
ieave Charlotte, 8 30 A. M.
i.rrive at Cobinibia 2 42 P. M.
Lrrive at Augusta, 8 05 P. M.
Sleeping cars on all Night Trains.
A. POPE, Gen'l Pas. & Ticket Agent.
August 6 32 tf
HERAW AND DARLINGTON R. ROAD.
PRESIDENT'S OFFICE,")
Ciieraav & Darlington Railroad Co., ^
Society Hill.S. C., October 10, 1873. J
CHANGE OF1 SCHEDULE.
)N and after MONDAY, 13th of October, the
passenger train will run as follows:
Down Train. Up Train.
eaveClicnov 8.00, A. M. | Leave Florence....3,00,P.M.
cave Cnsli'd 8.20, A. M. j Leave Palmetto,....3.20, P.M.
eave Society Hill.8.45, A. M. | Leave Darlington....'1.40, P. M.
eave Dove'd 9.15, A. M. | l.eave Dovc'd 4.15, P.M.
eave Darlington..9.50, \. M. I Leave Society iiill.-l.-lj, P. M.
cave Palmetto... 10.10, A. M. I I.eave Ca^liV 5.10, P.M.
rrivcat Florence.10 30, A. M. j Arrive at Clieraw..5.30, P. M*
The Freight Train will continue for the present
|run as heretofore, except to adapt its running
:id stoppages to the changed schedule of the passnger
trains.
TATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Columbia, April 2-lth, 1873.
rllK YORKVILLE ENQUIRER is hereby
designated as the nowsptiper for the publieaon
of all Legal Notices and Official Auvertisetents
for the county of York, under the Act ?.proved
February 22nd, 1870, entitled "An Act to
igulate the publication of all Legal and public
otices, and the order heretofore issued designangthe
"Carolina New Era" as the official paper
ir the county of York is hereby rescinded.
By order'of the Board.
II. E. HAYNE,
Secretary of State, and Secretary of the Board.
I, HENRY E. HAYNE, Secretary of State,
ul Secretary of the Board, do hereby certify
lat the foregoing is a true copy of the Original on
le in my office.
H. E. HAYNE, Secretary of State.
^*99^. COUGHS, SOKE
XylCW'irK TIIEOATJHFLUEN^jniOOP
which docs not dry up a cough and leavo tho cause
behind, but loosens it, cleanses tho lungs and allays
irritation, thus removing the cause of tho complaint
CONSUMPTION CAN BE CUBED
by a timely resort to this standard remedy, as is
proved by Hundreds of testimonials it has received.
The genuine is signed Butts" on the wrapper,
8ET1I W. FOWLK A SONS, Proprietors, BosToy,
Mass. Sold by dealers generally.
October 2 40 ly I
THE HOME SHUTTLE
JEWING MACHINE, j
rHE best Cheap Machine in tho Market. If the
number sold is a criterion of merit, it is the
EST MACHINE in use, as there have* been 1 <
ore HOME SHUTTLE MACHINES sold in ; <
o State during the last twelve months than all i <
her Sowing Machines combined. I <
You can buy a HOME SHUTTLE MACHINE i '
r about half the money you will have to pay for I <
tirst-class Machine.
73}~ Home Shuttle Needles kept constantly on ,
ind. j \
E8- Any Homo Shuttle Attachment furnished
short notice. W. L. GRIST, Agent.
JmifniflNNHji I
HE LEADING INSTITUTION IN THE U. S. 1
rHERE are no Vacations. Send for Catalogue 1 |
and College Documents. For Splendid Spec- j
tens of Penmanship, enclose two P. O. Stamps,
ddress W. H. SADLER, President, j
Nos. D&8N. Charles St., Baltimore, Md. i j
January 1 1 tf |
RIBBONS. : ]
LLOT of Ribltons, at reduced prices, can lie I <
seen a' M. STRAUSS it SON'S. 1 i
SPECIFIC MEDICINES.
PREPARED expressly for and adapted to the
Southern Climate,
"COMPOUND EXTRACT CORY DA LIS"
Is the most powerful and efficient alterative and
blood-purifier known. Prepared expressly for
Scrofula, Eruption* of the Shin and all diseases
which are produced by bad or unhealthy blood
"DR. GREENE'S FIT CURE"
Cures all kinds of Fit*, Spa*m* anil Convulsions
which arise from irritation of the nerve centres.
In Epilepsy, it often stops the fits from the first
day's use even when they have existed for years.
"MEDICATED HONEY,"
The great remedy for Asthma, Bronchitis, Coughs,
Colli*, Croup, Sore-Throat and all diseases of the
air passages and lungs. It does not sicken the
patient, is pleasant to take, prompt in its action
and does not injure the appetite or impair digestion,
as most Expectorants do.
OUR "NEURALGIA SPECIFIC"
Is a perfect specific for Neuralgia, Sciatica,
Rheumatism and all muscular or nervous pains,
wherever situated.
These medicines are prepared with great care
from perfectly reliable drugs, and for the especial
classes of diseases named on each bottle. No one
of them is claimed as a "cure all." They are
identically the same that we have used in our
private practice for years, and in thus presenting
them to the public we know whereof we affirm.
They are safe, reliable and efficient, acting quickly
and thoroughly. Try them, and you will want
no others. Ask your Druggist for them.
For sale by J. C. KUVKENDAL, Yorkville,
S C. Prepared only by
Dns. GREENE, LINDLEY & BENTLEY,
Charlotte, N. C.
N. B.?Cancers, Tumors and Ulcers treated as
heretofore by "Kline's Great Cancer Antidote*,"
at Charlotte, Goldsboro and Asheyille, N. C.
December 18 33 ly
rpHE COOKING STOVES manufactured at our
J_ works in Greensboro, N. O., give universal
sausiacuon wnerever inirouucea. mey are maue
of the BEST SCOTCH PIG METAL, with heavier
and thicker plate than any other Stove in the
market, and consequently- will the longer withstand
heat and hard usage. They are of hand
some pattern and neat finish, and warranted equal
in every other respect to any Cooking Stove sold
in the United States, while it is confidently claimed
that they are the CHEAPEST. All the usual
pieces of ware and cooking utensils are furnished
with each Stove. An important consideration
with purchasers is the fact that our patterns and
sizes are never changed. Should a piece get accidentally
broken at any time, we can replace it at
tho mere cost of casting. Not simply because it
is a home production, buton account of its intrinsic
merits as an article of household economy, do
wo ask the patronage of home purchasers. More
than ONE THOUSAND of these Stoves are now
in use, and among many others having them we
respectfully refer to the following: R.E.Guthrie,
D. M. Campbell, M. H. Currence, York county;
Mrs. Elizabeth J. Wylie, Chester; D. A. Gordon,
Guthriesville; John A. Brown, Rock Hill; B. P.
Boyd, Joseph Herndon, L. M. Grist, Yorkville.
You can save the freight from the northern cities
and the dealer's profit, which is no small item,
by buying of us, and at the same time get a
STOVE THAT IS MORE DURABLE than those
of northern make. The following tire our prices,
delivered at depot in Greensboro:
No. 8, with 10 pieces ware and 8 feet pipe, $30 00
44 7 (I ' 44 44 44 44 44 44 26 00
Address, SERGEANT & McCAULEY,
Greensboro, N. C.
T. C. DUNLAP, Agent, Yorkville, S. C.
JOHN R. LONDON, Agent, Rock Hill, S. C.
GRAND, SQUARE, AND UPRIGHT
PIANOS
HAVE received upwards of FIFTY FIBgtftfHH
PREMIUMS, and are among the best^^^^HBH
made. Every instrument is fully warrant^^^H^^^H
five years. Prices as low as the exclusive
the very best materials and the most tho^^^^H^^H
workmanship will permit. The principal
and composers and the piano-purchasing pu^^^B^HH
of the South especially, unite in the unanin^^^^^^H
verdict of the superiority of the STIEFF
The DURABILITY of our instruments is fullj^^^^H
established by over , H
SIXTY SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES,
in the South, using over 300 of our Pianos. ^
sole w noiesaie Agents ior several 01 me principal
manufacturers of Cabinet and Parlor Organs.
Prices from $50 to $000. A liberal discount to
Clergymen and Sabbath Schools.
A large assortment of second-hand Pianos, at
prices ranging from $75 to $.'100, always on hand.
Send for Illustrated Catalogue, containing the
names of over 2000 Southerners who have bought
and are using the Stieff Piano.
* CHAS. M. STIEFF,
Warerooms, No. 9 North Liberty. Street,
BALTIMORE, MD.
Factories, 84 and 86 Camden St., and 45 and 47
Perry St.
May 21 21 ly
THE^HORT LINE SCHEDULE.
Charlotte, Columbia and Augusta R. R. Co.,
Columbia, S. C., July 19, 1874.
11HE following Passenger Schedule will be operated
on and after this date:
going north. ' Tiain No. 2. Train No. 4.
Leave Augusta, 6.30 a. in. 4.15 p.m.
Grauiteville, *7.33 a. m. 5.11 p. m.
Col'bia Junct'n,.. 11.38 a. in. J9.05 p. m.
Arrive Columbia, 11.48 a. in. 9.17 p. m.
Leave Columbia, 11.58 a. m.
Winnsboro, 2.06 p. m.
Chester, J4.06 p. m.
Arrive Charlotte |6.45 p. m.
No. 2 Train makes close connection, via Charlotte
and Richmond, to all points North, arriving
at N ew York at 6.05 a. m.
No. 4 Train makes close connection, via Wilmington
and Richmond to all points North, arriving
at New York at 5.15 p. m.
going south. Train No. 1. Train No. 3.
Leave Charlotte, 8.30 a. m.
Chester, 11.02 a. m.
Winnsboro 12.38 p. in.
Arrive at Columbia, 2.42 p. m.
Leave Columbia, 2.52 p. m. 3.40 a. m.
Col'bia Junction, 3.17 p. m. 4.15 a. m.
Granitoville, 7.15 p. m. *7.48 a. m.
Arrive at Augusta} 8.05 p. m. 8.45 a. in.
"Breakfast. J Dinner. fSupper.
South bound Trains connect at Augusta for all
points South and Wist. Through tickets sold
and baggage chocked 'o all principal points.
2**- Sleeping cars on all Night Trains.
JAMES ANDERSON, General Sup't.
A. Poi'E.Gen. Passenger and Ticket Agent.
limncti: SO if
" ?
June 4 23 tf
fotMk (Swquiw.
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L)ne copy, si\iiionths, 150
3ne copv, three months 1 00
Single eopy, 10
I'wo copies, one year, f> 00
ren copies, 0110 year, 25 00
To persons who make up clubs of ten or
more names, an extra copy of tne paper will be
furnished one year, free of charge.
ADVERT18EMENT8
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fize type) for the first, and seven-and-a-half cents
[>er line for each subsequent insertion?less than
:hree months. No advertisement considered less
than five lines.
Semi-Monthly, Monthly, or Quarterly Advertisements,
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wrill be made on liberal torms?the contract,
liowever, must, in all eases, be confined to the immediate
business of the firm or individual contracting.
Obituary Noticesand Tributes of Respect, rated
asadvertisements. Announcements of Marriages
ind Deaths, and notices of a Religious character,
nsprted gratis, and solicited.
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