Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, May 19, 1870, Image 3

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gttttwwttjs gepattraent. A CARPET-BAGGER'S SERMON. My wretched brethering and sistering, as I was ridin' along the road one day, I seen a man settin' on the top uv his fence, with a doubled-barreled shot gun on his lap, an' a swettin' an' a fannin uv himself with an old straw hat, an' a cussin' uv the Fourth of July, an' North America, an' the Constitootion, an' the Supreme Court, an' the President uv the United States, an' the Bird uv Liberty, an' the Freedman's Buro, an' the Fifteenth Amendment; an' when I hearn that man a cussin' and seen that big shot gun, thinks I to myself, in the words uv the text: " An' when they riz up airly in the raornin' behold they wuz all dead corpusses." And I tole Roan to wo, and sez I, " my ungodly fren, ef you sware in that are way yu'll furever and etemely ruinate ver immortal soul, and never git a nibble when ye go a fish in'." An' sez he, " You go to thunder, you darned old misshapen, misbegotton mistake uv creation! ef you had to git the grass out uv a cotton crop with free niggers, you'd git on a stump an' cuss yurself out uv your durned old yaller hide." Sez I, "My errin' lieu, it vuio uic tu tut? niiirrei tuset; juu ouugglin' in the bondige uv sin." An' sez he, "My punkin-faced customer, ef you can clime this tall red oak thar and see anything in this ere mis'ble land but bondige and crab-grass, you kin have my old hat for a hen's nest." An'sez I, "My hard swearin' fren, I'm afraid you'll never register your name in the book uv eternal life." An' sez he, "I went to town last week to register, but I couldn't git site uv the book fur the infernal greesy niggers." "Oh, mistaken human," sez I, "I trirable for yer futur, for you are on the road leadin' to perdishun." "An' sez he, "You are a cussed ole liar, for I'm on the road leadin' to Benton." I hove a sigh, an' sez I, in the langwidge uv my text: "An' when they riz up airly in the mornin' behold they wuz all dead corpusses." An' he sez, "Let 'era rise, and the devil take 'em all." Oh, suffrin' feller-creeter!" sez I, "ef you would but sue for grace, ye might join the hevenly quire, and be mancipated from the shackles uv sin, and 'scape everlastin' perdishun!" An' he cocked up his gun, and sez he, "I had twenty-six likely niggers mancipated, an' ef you open yer jaw bone about emancipation to me agin, I'll make buzzard wittles out'n yer infernal ole carcas quicker'n hell could scorch a nat." My constant frens an' hearers, when I seen that wicked man cockiu' uv his gun, I begin to feel mighty jubus, and the words uv my text smote upon ray ear: "An* when they riz up airly in the mornin' behold they wuz all dead corpusses." But my christian hearers, I felt called upon to try my hand once more on this poor objurit man, an' sez I, "My blasphemoos fren, you are continually and eternally damned ef you don't immejitly git down off that ar fence go to some sequestered spot and pray for your ^ soul's redempshun." An' shure nuff he did jump down often the fence, but he didn't hunt no sequestered spot, my ungodly hearers ; he stuck that big ole double-barreled shot gun close up to ray reverend head, and sez he: "I have hearn that a sequester was the next thing to a confiscator, an' ef that's yer business in this here settlement you had better begin to grow mighty small and butifully less." An' my hearers, it looked es if a drove uv mules could have trotted down the barrels uv that ar ole shot gun, an' I put spurs to ole Roan an' I galloped through the wilderness for four and twenty hours; an' I, sed to myself ef that ar man don't pull up soon he'll git to the end of his rope, and take up his abode where the worm dieth not and the fire is not squinched ; for in the langwidge uv my text, with a slight variation: 'An' when he rises up airly in the mornin' behbld he will be damned." An' shore nuff, ray patient frens and hearers, in about three days that poor, ungodly, proffanted man was tuk up by a railingtarv commisshun and hung for killin' uv a nigger. An' my listnin' frens an' hearers, when I seed him standin' on the creat immensity uvsnace. ? ^ 0 - - v A ' between wind and weather, a kickin' at the fourth district, sez Ir in the langwidge of the inspired hime: "One more sinner dead and gone; A silver spade to dig liis grave; A golden chain to let him down ; A bugle horn to blow him on." "An' when they riz up airly in the moruin> behold they wuz all dead corpusses." The brethering and sisteringwill sing aconeludin' hime, while the deacons hand around the hat for the nickles. Put Him Out.?The Elizabeth Monitor tells the following amusing story. At one of the railroad depots in the vicinity of Elizabeth, travelers were recently amused in this wise: A countryman purchased a ticket, and thus addressed the clerk: "Stranger, I want to leave my dog in this ! ere office until the train starts. I'm afraid soniebody'll steal him." "You can't do it," said the clerk, "take him out." "Well, stranger, that i6 cruel; you're both | dispositioned alike, and he'll be kinder company for you." "Take him out 1" roared the clerk. "Well, stranger, I don't think you're lion-! est, and you want watching. Here Dragon," he said to the dog, "sit down here and watch that fellow sharp!" and turning on his heel he said to the clerk, "Put him out, stranger, if he is troublesome. The dog remained there until the train started, watching and growling at every movement of the clerk, who gave him the lietter part of the office. Western Bedbugs.?When Horace Greeley took his trip to Lawrence City, Kansas, he stopped for the night at the best hotel in the place. He was received with a great deal of admiration, which he took very philosophically, and in due course of time was requested ' . ? _ T j! _ _i? tbe honor to roister nis name. -in tne act 011 adorniDg the page with a specimen of hischirography, a bedbug with a remarkably knowing look about it, ran past his hand. The philosopher observed it calmly'for a moment, and then turned to the astonished landlord and exclaimed: "Well, I've been bitten by St. Joe fleas, j bled by Kansas City spiders, dined off by ; Washington mosquitoes, and interviewed by j New York graybacks, but never was in a : place before where the bedbugs looked over j the hotel register to find out where my room was." Once upon a time, at a trial before a jury the reputation of a certain distinguished legal gentleman was used for the benefit of his client. The opposing counsel objected to this. He didn't know any reason why the gentleman's client should be invested with the high character of his counsel, who, as the jury I knew, was "the right bower of the bar." The j latter gentleman was not familiar with Hoyle, and asked the meaning of the term "right, bower." "Why,'the biggest knave in the I pack," responded the sharp counsel. t&T There is a little railroad near Bayou Sara, La., that runs to Woodville, on a very 1 uncertain schedule. A stranger came in the other day and inquired how often that steam car made trips to the country. The party in- j terrogated said "Tri-weekly." "What do you mean by that ?" The answer was, "It goes up one week and tries to come down the next." Jfcy The man who raised a cabbage-head has done more good than all the metaphysics in the world," said a stump orator at a meeting.! "Then," replied a wag, "your mother ought to j .have the premium." There is a man down East, rather a! facetious fellow, whose name is New. He mamed his first child Something, as it was next child was called ^e w. JijWttltural fepartmettt. THE STEAM PLOW AT WORK. The Vicksburg Herald gives the following j account of the working of a stearu plow on ! the plantation of General Wade Hampton, near Skipwith's Landing, Miss.: The apparatus consists of two portable engines, which are so made that they run themselves without the aid of horse power over any road or field. The engines are placed at opposite sides of the field, and by means of wire ropes, four hundred and three yards long, draw a gang of plows from one side to the other. The plows cut the soil to any depth required, and at a rapid rate, faster than a man can walk. There are different I sets of plows, for deep and shallow plowing, _ for subsoiling, for extracting roots, and for j making cotton beds. The latter is the most interesting, and makes a complete cotton bed, of over five feet wide at one operation. They plow on an average of twenty-five to thirtyfive acres daily, and do even more on loose soil. The engines are also useful for much other work. The General has a large sawmill which these machines take with them to the woods to cut lumber and make fencing. The heavy and broad iron wheels of the engines help to make good roads, and there is no better road in the country than the one through Hampton's Walnut Ridge plantation, five miles long. A few days ago one of these engines came down to the wharf-boat at Shipwith with six large wagons in tow. These were placed on the boat, heavily laden with lumber, and the "train" then started for home at a lively rate, crossing one of the levees. It would have taken twenty-four good mules to have pulled those loads. Another time the engine was "hitched" to a good-sized house and moved it back from the river bank several hundred yards in about twenty minutes, as fast as the men could keep the rollers under it. It is the intention of General Hampton to make these engines haul all his cotton to the river this season when the weather is favorable. FISH PONDS. No doubt many farmers who read this journal have the facilities for constructing an excellent fish-pond; and this being the day of small thinrrs. when the entemrisiner are trying to make every edge cut that will cut, it is desirable that this source of profit and luxury be added?wherever it can be?to the products of the farm. There are thousands of places, dotting the country over almost every where?natural ponds, small lakes and little brooks, at present of no use, that may be turned to good account in this and other respects. The streams might be damned at little cost in time or money. The ponds, wantiug no dams, would only have to be stocked, and then there would be no further troifble?except that of taking the fish with the line as wanted; and this comes under the head of "recreations," an item that every well regulated farm should supply at no matter what cost. Of course there should be a small boat upon the pond for the accommodation of the family. The margins of the pond might be planted with the willow, for making baskets, the cattail, for coopers and beds; and the pond would furnish, in winter, a supply of ice for the hot summer months. Thus other items of profit, besides fish, would be derived from those parts of the farm that have heretofore returned nothing to the owner. The thinking man will study the capabilities of his farm; and the energetic will endeavor to turn these capabilities into some good account. ^No part of the farm should lie idle. Such things as the above do not require manual labor, like corn or cotton. They are permanent improvements. There are many other items of this class, heretofore neglected, that will in time * be converted into things of profit and pleasure. B. W. JONES. \?vuwy^ tc-j iy, r w. ORCHARD GRASS. In the catalogue of grasses adapted to the soil and climate of the South, both for the meadow and pasture, this I regard as the most valuable for general cultivation from the Potomac to the Gulf of Mexico. It withstands the frosts of our most rigorous winters, and well endures the hot and frequently very dry summers, yielding a fair return for cultivation on moderately good soil, and a most abundant yield on that if well manured. It furnishes good pastorage during the winter months, and if stock be removed from it at the proper time in spring, it yields an early and bountiful crop of choice hay in May and June. So acceptable is the hay to our best judge of a good article, the well-fed and dainty horse, that if we place in the rack before him a mixture of that from clover, timothy, herd grass, blue grass and orchard grass, he will first select the stems of the latter, supposing all to have been cut at the proper stage for curing into the best forage. This is the dactylic glomcrata of botanists, the cock's foot grass of English farmers ; in this country generally known by the name above, because of its adaptation to shady situations. This and blue grass are especially important to us of the South, for our forests are rapidly disappearing, and we should utilize what are left to us by clearing out their undergrowth, not suffering the axe to "hurl their oaks," and by converting them into woodland pastures for horses, cattle, sheep and hogs. My opinion in favor of this grass is based upon experience in its cultivation, as well as observation of its growth by others in the States of New York, Virginia, Tennessee and Georgia; and that opinion is well corroborated by others. It is the only grass that grows with us all the year round, except only when the ground is frozen. It will grow on any dry land not excepting a sand bank. If you want a lot always green for an idle horse to run in, this will supply it; or green grass in winter for your dairy cow, this is the only grass that will furnish it. Try it on a sand bank if you can't do better." . Experiments with roTATOEs.?nev. ur. Wrenford, of Millbank Garden, in Nairn, Scotland, last season made experiments with a single potato of the Regent variety, in order to test its reproductive powers. The potato was planted six inches deep, and as it 1 grew the earth was thrown up till a mound two feet high was formed, and so vigorous was the growth that the haulm covered a space six by nine feet, and was from time to time pegged down. Forty-four fine potatoes weighing 18* pounds, was the result. This year the forty-four potatoes were divided iuto two lots; 1 lot (18) were planted in the old way (to illustrate the difference in results more distinctly) except that sets were planted a little deeper, and given more space than ordinary, produced only 55 pounds. The remaining twenty-six potatoes were planted so deep that the drouth did not affect them. Each whole potato was planted in its own pit, dug three feet deep and then filled lip one foot with manure and soil before planting. As the potato grew, each pit was gradually filled to the surface. Then the main stems were pegged down, though not as extensively as last year. The yield was nearly 300 pounds of fine potatoes?627 in number?averaging nearly, half a pound each. Eighty-one weighed one pound, 100 up to 1* pounds, and 25 ranging up to 2 pounds 2 ounces ; only 57 were small potatoes. The ground occupied was 40 square i yards,"and yielded at the rate of 605 bushels to the acre. Ordinary stable manure was i used, with a sprinkling of phosphates. At the collar of the plant, as a result of the pegging down system, and about an eighth of an j inch from the root, in one case 13 potatoes, : weighing 61 pounds, were gathered. Book Farming.?Those who think our cultivated lands must grow poor as they grow old, will find food for reflection in the fact, ! that not many years back the average yield < of wheat per acre in England was about ten 1 bushels?it is now over thirty bushels. Brains 1 accomplished it. Reading foe the fabbatb. CONDUCTED BY BEV. ROBERT LATH AN. :-n:r.~::nz zzzz : i [Origlnnl.J "CUT IT DOWN." 1 Men often conclude that God neither sees y nor regards their acts. The patience of God is mistaken and regarded as indifference on t the part of the Almighty with regard to sin. 8 Satan suggests that God will not punish to the extent that he threatens in his word. The ^ dispensations of providence are wrongly in- v terpreted, and the great multitude of us fool- v ishly go on in our infidel practices and are 8 punished. r God in his word teaches that there is a )' tnVti aU in CnnVvAn nnn /innDA3 f A ^1 jjuiul ucyuuu ?incn 1110 luiucaiaiibc bbaobo tv be exercised ; and in the dealings of his prov- a idence we could see, if we would see, the dem- c onstration of the precept. The transgressor ^ is borne with often for a long period. He is ^ permitted to enjoy frequently successive years 8 of great prosperity ; but at last punishment ^ overtakes him and his anguish is great in pro- 6 portion to former prosperity. 11 In every Christian land the means of grace ? and salvation are afforded to all, and men are invited to accept of Christ Jesus. "Some believe and some believe not." Those who be- r lieve secure the favor of their heavenly Father, and those who refuse to believe are guilty of the most heinous sin. These persons say to the spirit of conviction and conversion, go 0 thy way. They drive away God's spirit, n They insult the Saviour while tendering them mercy. With such individuals God is slow to grow angry. With them he deals as the dresser of the vineyard in which grew the ^ barren fig tree. If, however, they continue incorrigible, God issues the irrevocable command, "Cut it down; why cumbereth it the ground." When this takes place, the last ray of hope departs forever, and the individ- v ual, if spared in this world, remains a moral a wreck. The intellect is benighted, the sensi- 0 bilitiee become benumbed, and the will in- ^ tensely obdurate. It is impossible, according y to the economy of grace, for such individuals b to be saved. The truth has been rejected by ? them, and a lie chosen in its stead, and as a A punishment for their sin, God has given them g up to strong delusion. In 2nd Thess., 2nd w chapter, we have a description of this ruined c class of the human family. ^ It should be remembered that every day f we live in sin and without an interest in Je- 1? sus Christ, brings us nearer that dreadful mo- ^ ment when God will abandon us to our sins. ^ It is a vain delusion of Satan which whispers, ^ there is time enough to leave our sins and * turn to God. We may cleave to our sins so ^ long that God will abandon us. ~ n p ETERNITY. ci When I endeavor to represent eternity, I si avail myself of whatever I can conceive most si long and durable. I heap imagination upon w imagination, conjecture upon conjecture. I ^ consider those long lives, which all men wish, and some attain. I do more: I turn to ancient chronicles. 1 go back to the patriarchal " age, and consider life extending through a tl thousand years; and I say to myself, "All b this is not eternity!" Having represented to tl myself real objects, I form ideas of imaginary p ones. I go from our age to the time of pub- ^ lishing the gospel; from thence to the publication of the law; from the law to the flood; w from the flood to the creation; I join this a: epoch to the present time; and I imagine Adam yet living. Had Adam lived till now, 8l and he lived in misery, had he passed all this Cj time in a fire or on a rack,/what idea must , we form of his condition ? At what price ? would we agree to expose ourselves to misery so great ? What imperial glory would ap- sc pear glorious, were it followed by so much lr woe? Yet this is not eternity: all this is n nothing in comparison of eternity! I go farther still, I proceed from one supposition to another. I take the greatest number of . years that can be imagined; I add ages to . ages, millions of ages to millions of ages; I 13 form nf nil thesfi nn<> fixed number, and I stav w ray imagination. After this, I suppose God to create a world like this which we inhabit; I suppose him creating it by forming one atom ? after another, and employing, in the production of each atom, the time fixed in ray cal- " culation just now mentioned. What number- ei less ages would the creation of such a world 1} in such a manner require ? Then I suppose h the Creator to arrange these atoms, and to pursue the same plan of arranging them as of ^ creating them. What numberless ages would such an arrangement requre ? Finally, I sup- n pose him to dissolve and annihilate the whole, * and, observing the same method in this disso- w lution as he observed in the creation and dis- a position of the whole, what an immense duration would be consumed! Yet this is not eternity; all this is only a point in compari- C( sou of eternity ! k Sin Leaves a Mark.?In the Connecticut Historical Rooms at Hartford, is the shirt and )v vest worn by Col. Ledyard when he was wan- h tonly slain by a British officer. tl He had gallantly defended Fort Griswold, J at New London, and when obliged to surren- w der his sword, the officer who took it plunged . it into the brave Ledyard's bosom. The vest and shirt show to-day the cut which the sword-blade left. There they lie before you, 0 the cuts gaping open, which strongly impress- w es you with the fact that beyond them was a ir similar cut in the flesh, which caused the death of a noble man. The victim is crura- .. bled to dust; he who so cruelly inflicted that wound is also dead. He may have sought Cl forgiveness of God for that deed, and have w died a pardoned man: he may be to-day in w glory with Jesus; we know not; but the mark of his sin is left. a. Sin leaves its mark behind; although we are forgiven and saved, it remains a fact that we have sinned, and the mark remains. The 01 shirt and vest are still a silent witness of that ft man's wicked act. fi It is glorious to be saved after many sins ; but how much better to be saved and leave p, 110 marks of our wickedness behind us. O, ye young, be saved in your strength; do , not wait till you are wrecks yourselves, and f till you have left a terrible mark where you ^ were wrecked; you may die at peace with 0; God and abide in peace with him; but the w mark shall remain to witness against your w folly.?Recorder. C) . The Old Well.?"There was a well near here," said a bystander, "and very good water used to come from it; but it has been filled up for a long time." "Indeed! I never knew there was a well c' here, much less tasted the water. How did g: it sret filled ur>?" tc - O - M. "Neglect, sir. Some rubbish got in, then }1; part of the surrounding soil; and as it was not cleared out at once it got worse and worse, till it is as you see it?quite choked up. I wonder if there is any water at the bottom ?" These last words set me thinking: "I won- w der if there is any water at the bottom ?" tl I thought how much this old well was like bi some Christians. The Lord Jesus spoke of ai the life he gives to the believer as "a well of water" unto him?John iv: 14; but are there not many who are supposed to be Christians : in whom we do not see any water; and of ai whom we can say, as of this old well, "I L wonder if there is any water at the bottom ?" st in 4SP1 The family is the school for heaven. p] How dear is every word in the household vo- j pabulary ! Parent and child, husband and ' wife, brother and sister, lover and friend?a P' virtue is in each. They are steps in the hea- tb venly ladder. y< Mfortt's fipattrotut. I INTRODUCTION. We propose, during the present year, fflrrishing one column of the Enquirer with, t eading matter especially adapted to the i* vants and capacities of youth and children. t 3ur only object fs to interest and instruct j! hese classes. This done, our purpose will be t iccomplished. t To properly direct the moral aud intellec- s ual faculties of young persons is, we are con- s dnced, a most difficult work ; but it is awprk a worthy of the effort of an angel. It is unrSfer- ^ ally admitted that early impressions are the e nost lasting. It is a base slander upon God's v rord, to say that well trained and properly e nstructed children grow up to be worthless a ,nd immoral men and women. Such a de- d laration is contradicted by observation, and 4 loes violence to every law of our nature, y, There is one other fact that is worthy of con- ? ideration in this connection. It is the well t mown principle that impressions, either for fc ood or evil, are more readily made upon the & Qinds of children than upofl the minds of old ^ iersons. The mind of the child is plastic and ? ts memory retentive. God designs that it >e instructed. He has wisely prepared^ to } eceive and retain instruction. 4 . ? It must be evident that the future prosper- "v iy of our country depend* mainly upon the c roral and intellectual training of the.childfen ^ f the present generation. If thec^jM^feft J eglected and permitted- to ance and vice, this country wilO&S^K ri ink into barbarism. If, on the contrai^SfHe r ittle boys aud girls of the present day are si roperly educated, a higher and better civili- ? ation awaits them than that enjoyed by us. [Original.] ti SUGAR AND CANDY. ; - li Well, children, we are sure you would like r' d know how sugar and candy are made. I m sure you all love sweet things. Did any Q ne ever see a child that did not love candy? jj rou all are glad when some kind friend gives e ou a long stick of nice candy. Do you want tl 5 know how sugar and candy are made ? If ? 5, we will try to tell you. Sugar is made 11 rom a tree called the sugar maple, from suar cane, and from beets. Most of the sugar ' re use in this country is made from^-eaue 0 ailed sugar cane. This cane is cultivated in t< ^lorida and Louisiana. At the proper C( ?* +V>/\ rroor. + VlO (lOTlO io (llli Drill flip 1111 TP P J LI \JL wilts jw*i wiv vmijv mu vuv wmw vmv j?w . i pressed out of it by means of iron rolers. " 'o prevent it from souring, a little lime is brown into the juice. It is then boiled until ^ ; looks like jelly. This is put into barrels ai hich have holes in them that it may drain, ai Vhat runs off?what we call molasses?is & othing but the drainings of sugar. As this rocess is going on, the jelly gets dry and rystallizes and we have brown sugar. White t igar is made in the following way: Brown r( jgar is dissolved in -water, and then the S( hites of eggs or blood are put into it, and it fc then heated, which causes the whites of the g? ygs and blood to get thick (coagulated) and tl ill to the bottom of the vessel and carry with lem all the impurities which were in the e; rown sugar. The liquid is then filtered ft] irough charcoal, and finally placed in broad tl ans which are heated. The water passes off hi i steam and leaves white sugar. In making ^ hite sugar there are some drainings, these !s re called "syrup" or "sugar house" molasses. tj Most people think thfit candy isltoade froth c< igar. Good candy is; but a great deal on tl mdy is not good. The candy raakei*?k<nm- 1 irge quantities of white earth brought from c' reland for the purpose of making candy, -fa j* >rae parts of South Carolina and Georgia, ej irge boxes of white earth are sent off to the C1 lakers of candy and sold. Many a little girl si links she i3 eating candy, when in fact she n i only eating some candy and a large propor- ai on of this white dirt. A little refined sugar e! mixed with this white earth and flavored ith various things and sold to children. aj No doubt the little boys and girls would be lc iad to know what gum drops are made of. S1 he best kind are made of pieces of glue, sc oofs of cows, and pairings of hides. Howevr offensive this may seem, the drops are real- a] 7 not offensive, neither are they injurious to ealth. Candy is colored with various thiugB, le lany of which are very bad for children, h my one can test candy whether it is pure or w ot by dropping a piece in a glass of water, f it is pure it will all melt, if not, the dirt . ill sink to the bottom of the glass and you p eiii see it. t * . si Ice.?All the little boys and girls in this c] ountry have seen ice. They have felt it and a now its effects. Sometimes, in very cold ci >ells, broad creeks and rivers are all coverall tl ith ice. It often becomes so thick and strong, 1 countries which are situated very far north, lat men and horses walk upon it with little jj anger, in fact in some places heavy loaded h agons are taken across large rivers on the n :e. h n There is something strange about ice which ^ very child should know, because it shows the r' isdora and goodness of God. It is this. Al- tc lost every other solid body is smaller in ftt tl did form than when it is changed info a h quid. Heat usually expands bodies, and ^ t)ld makes them less. This is not the case S( ith water, when it freezes or becomes solid^bg hich we call ice. Evm j One knows this Is C( ie case. If water freezes in a glass, it is veny j( pt to break the glass. The reason is, theknkn veils out and bursts the vessel. Sonics?aR| mch loss is caused by sudden eezes. Fruit cans arc often bursted and Ae uit is lost. r"^ But the wisdom of God is shown in tills' b eculiar property of ice. If if did not possess lis property, it would sink to the bottom of - a--J .1.. . !A *' le water msieaa 01 rising to ine top as it uoes. ,g hen the result would be terrible. The beds X f all the great rivers, creeks and branches a ould be nothing but a mass of ice. The ti orld would not be inhabitabe. No one.jP 3uld live on this earth. It would be nothing ^ ut a great heap of cold frozen water. j Poverty.?It is very strange we all dis- j^ ke the idea of poverty. Somehow or other, tiildren soon learn to think that it is dis- it raceful to be poor, and that it is honorable oi > be rich. Many a little bright eyed boy as felt badly when in company with boys hose parents were rich. This was foolis ; is no disgrace to be born poor, nor is *it ^ onorable to be born rich. If any little boys & ho may read this are poor, let them hold up leir heads and take courage. The poor arc th orn with as strong bodies as the rich, and u* re able to do as much work. Riches mav r 18 ive us fine clothes; but it cannot give us m rains. Are you a poor boy ? Go to work jd you may one day be both rich and great earn to read well and write a good hand, & udy arithmetic carefully, and notwithstand- tb ig the prejudices of some good old people, 111 ay strict attention tq English grammar. This Dne, with ordinary prudence, you are pre- ^ ired to begin life in earnest, and if you have le energy of most poor boys you will make re nir mark. fpsttllaiieirois jUtifleis. HOW MATCHES ARE MADE. A block of- wood two feet long, and of a hickness sufficient for the length of a match, 3 placed upon a little iron shelf in one of hese machines not a great deal more ponderus than a sewing machine. The shelf moves orward by little jumps, bringing the end of he block just above a cutter composed of iny circles of steel, which takes on twelve plints at each ascending stroke. These plints then pass between the links of a chain, a it is called, composed of two pieces of wood each the length of a common clothes pin, ,nd of the same shape where it opens at both nds) placed together, their convex sides toward each other. These pieces are linked at ither end in twos, the pairs about an inch part, forming a continuous chain two hunIred feet in length. This chain passes through he machine directly over the cutter, the plints as they are separated from the block ?ing received between the two sides of the lothefunin links whinh n.r? crrnnved to suit hem. The chain moves just rapidly enough 0 take up the results of each cutting as the mife performs its work. Passing along a few set, a little hammer jumps up from the floor nd strikes each link with force enough to islodge the imperfect splints, which are but lightly held, and they drop upon the floor. L few feet farther on the chain passes over a rheel, which revolves slowly in a tiny reseroir of melted brimstone, the ends of the inipient matohes getting a bath as they pass. Lfter this they move forty or fifty feet farther, Mi; quite dry, when, on their return course, K are held down by a steel finger, And jraafe to just taste the liquid phosphoniB, ihich is taken up by a second wheel from a eservoir similar to that which holds the brimtone. They then finish their journey of forty r fifty feet, by which time they are. auite ry. At the end of the course the chain ar^es over a wheel elevated above the cuting-machine, from which it falls perpendicuirly. As each link reaches a tray made to eceive them, the matches, smoking and breatening to ignite, are gently pushed from ; by a sliding piece of steel, which is thrust ut just often enough to dislodge each row as ; is brought along by the endless chain. This, mptied of its contents, soon passes again brough the machine, over the block, to reeive another package of its tiny freight with1 each of its innumerable links. Eight of these machines (the writer has refrence to a particular manufactory) are runing constantly, making eight hundred gross f matches per day, a gross numbering foursen thousand, and chipping away in the Durse of a year six hundred thousand feet of iue lumber. This lumber is thoroughly dried 1 a kiln before being prepared for the mabines. Two hundred and fifty tljpusand feet f bass wood are annually made into shipping ises. Three hundred barrels of brimstone irtl ninety thousand pounds of phosporous re taken up yearly by these endless chains om the little reservoirs. Physiology of Eggs.?The physiology of n egg has been pretty thoroughly investiga:d, and here is what has been ascertained in sgard to it. The practical use of this dejription is to show that we must see that the >wl is always well kept. The way to have Dod laying pullets is to quicken the circulaon and strengthen the system by liberal nu iment. Every fowl has two small organs near the ttremity of thd body, called the ovaria. They re filled with elastic tissue, and feel under le finger like sponge. The eggs are started ere, and tb^e which will mature a year, or vo, or three'ears hence, are in embryo. One forced up and seized by the stroma, which seventeen inches long, and passed rapidly yough. When the egg leav.?s the ovary it )Rsists of yolk only, but in its passage irough that short canal, the yolk is surpanded by enough albumen to perfect the i tiick. The white of the egg has in it all that ature requires for making bones, muscles, lood-vessels, connecting tissue, skin and feath:s. Just before the egg leaves the body, this mal has the power of secreting lime for the lell. This shows how valuable the egg is as utriment, and it also shows what demands re made for rich food by a hen that lays an jg daily. Besides what she requires for her oIia in /iolln/1 nnnn fn aonrofo fliD iOI/CUUUWC^ OllC ID U|;uu uv owtvw vmv iaterial for the body of an entire chick, and Iso retains for the little creature sufficient to Lst many hours after it leaves the shell. It lows also that a hen cannot make albumen > rapidly, except out of albuminous food, ich as wheat, meat, and small insects. .It is ot true that there is a certain number of eggs, ad that this number exhausted no more can e expected ; but it is true that the secretions sssen as old age comes on, and latterly the en fails to have sufficient force to carry forard the process. T The Old Charger and the Baker.?It i wonderful to see how the horse, when once roperly instructed, never forgets what he has een taught. There are many amusing inances of this; as in the case of the old barger which a London baker had purchased, nd on which he rode when supplying his Listomers with loaves and hot rolls. Passig, one morning, the gate at Hyde Park, le trumpet sounded for the regiment of Liferuards to fall in. No sooner did the sound ssail the ears of the old charger than away e darted into the park?oft' flew the baker's at, out jumped the loaves from the paniers?in vain did the baker try to restrain is headstrong steed. In a few seconds he )und his horse had placed him in the front ink of the Guards. The baker tried in evey way to get him to quit the position, but all ) no purpose. The soldiers were enjoying le grotesque appearances of the baker and is horse, when one of the Guards recognized le animal, and informed his comrades that )ine years ago it belonged to the regiment, nd had been sold on account of infirmity, cveral of the officers kindly greeted their old ompanion ; and the Colonel, to carry on the ike, gave the signal to advance. ' Away once lore went the baker, and away went the repining contents of the panniers. Various jh^jnr&utioQS were performed, in which the oiraardisplayed great skill, and it was only hen the retreat was sounded that it consenid to resign to the guidance of the baker's ridle. The Fusee Satan.?The French have inented a rocket and christened it the fusee atan. It ii made in the following manner : 'o the end 'of an ordinary rocket is attached piece of tin, shaped like a conical ball. In lis chamber is a composition based upon sulnovVinn wliipli whpn licrhted. cives LIUlCb VI V/t** wuuj ?? ? ~~0 / O" jt considerable heat. A fusee communicates om this chamber with the top of the rocket, ust before using, thft tin bullet is filled with stroleum oil. The lighted rocket rises in the ir, bursts, sets fire to the oil, which falls in a ieet of flame, carrying destruction wherever alights. The inclination given the rocket, * course determines the distance it will go. An experiment was made, and in ten minies a considerable space of ground was coved with a .sea of fire. The effect of this Riming fluid upon an army, setting on fire icir clothing, catridges, ammunition boxes, c., can be better imagined than described. The committee on experiments declared lat no civilized nation would be entitled to se them, unless in retaliation; as, for instance, ie throwing of petroleum bomb shells, as it j claimed the Prussians did at the bombard-' ent of Strasburg. I Matrimonial Matters.?Some of the ir sex have hearts as brittle as glass. He at would leave impressions must use diaonds. There is a female student in Chicago. The nd of law she should practice is that kind lown as daughter-in-law. A Chicago nridegroom is reported to have : cently given a clergyman a bogus check for 17 and received back 32 in good money. THE KING'S 1 Y The object op this institution is to aft'ord a sound business education, and a thorough preparation for Colleges and Universi- J ties, under a system of discipline calculated to in- j still a high sense of 'duty, and habits of punctual- ; ity and order. FACULTV. Col. A. COWARD, (So. Ca. Military Academy) Principal: Instructor in Mathematics, French and Drawing, Lieut. JAS. A. WATSON, (Davidson College,) Instructor in Latin and Greek Studies. JOHN S. REYNOLDS, (So.Ca. University,) h+ structor in Literature, Grammar, Oomph-1 sition And History. C. E. SPENCER, (So. Ca. University,) Instructor in Natural Sciences, Geography and Book-Keeping. , Bursar. .TSBr The Faculty will be increased as circumstances require. CLASSES AND COURSE OF STUDY. FirstClass.?Geometry and Trigonometry, Surveying, Elements of Chemistry, French, (Grammar, Heading and Composition) Universal His?tory, Rhetoric, Exercises in English Composition, Tactics, Elocution and Drawing. Second Class.?Algebra, Geometry, History of Rome, History of Greece, French, Natural Philosophy, Mythology, Exercises in English Composition, Book-Keeping, Elocution and Drawing. Third Class.?Elements of Algebra, Arithmetic, Book-Keeping, English Grammar, French Grammar, History of England, History of the United States, Elocution and Writing by dictation. Fourth Class.?Arithmetic, Primary English Grammar, Geography, History of S. Carolina. Spelling and Deiining, Writing by dictation, and Reading. CLASSICAL COURSE. The Classical course will embrace all the English studies as stated above, with those studies given below. The studies of this course are also arranged for annual classes, but these classes do not necessarily coincide with those of the regular course. JP IRST t'LAbs.?.Liaun ana urreva. ujLurumtre, tiur- i ace, Livy and Six Books of Homer. (the ?orht'iUc (inquirer. 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Announcements of Marriages and Deaths, and notices ofa religious character, inserted gratis, and solicited. VST* Personal Communications, when admissable; Communications of limited orindivual interest, or recommendations of Candidates for offices of honor, profitor trust, will be charged for as advertisements TTTTS! "STNttTCR" NTVW" FAMILY SEWING'MACHOE, WITH ATTACHMENTS FOE ALL HINDS OF WOEK, Is fast winning favor in the Household, as shown by the Sales of last year, amounting to eightysix thousand, seven hundred and eightyone Machines, which far exceed thoso of any other company! This new FAMILY MACHINE is capable of a range and variety of work such as was thought impossible, a short time ago, to perform by Machinery. We claim, and can show those whom it may concern, that it is the cheapest, most beautiful, delicately arranged, nicely adjusted, easily operated, ana smoothly running of all tho family Sewing Machines. It is remarkable, not only for the range and variety of its sewing, but also for the variety and different KINDS OF TEXTURE which it will sew with equal facilitv and perfection, using Silk Twist, Linen or dotton Thread, tine or coarse, making the INTERLOCKEDELASTIC STITCH, alike on both sides of the fabric sewn. Thus beaver cloth, or leather, may be sewn with great strength and uniformity of stitch, and in a moment this willing and never wearying machine may be adjusted for line work on gauze or gossamer tissue, or the tucking of tarletan, or ruffling, or almost any other work which delicate fingers have been known to perform. Purchasers can soon bo convinced that our new Family Machine embodies NEW and essential principles?simplicity of construction?ease of operation?uniformity of precise action at any speed?capacity for range and variety of work, < line or coarse, leaving all rivals behind it. THE FOLDING CASES. The New Family Mud '-\e may be had in a variety of folding covers and cases. Some show in polished surface only the grain and tint of the wood, while otheis are finished in all the elaboration of art. :o: THE ATTACHMENTS For Hemming, Felling, Ruffling, Braiding, Binding, Cording, Gathering, Tucking, Embroidering, and so forth, are not only numerous, but now bronghtto great perfection. MoStof them can be attached or detached by a simple move of the hand. The quality of the work can only be fully appreciated on observation and examination. MACHINE TWIST, LINEN THREAD, SPOOL COTTON, OIL, AC. We have and shall keep in stock at our Central Office and Agencies (on spools of various sizes) Twis* of all sizes and colors, Linen Thread, Spool Cotton, Oil, and all other articles necessary in the use of our Machines. We wish it understood that wo manufacture the Twist sold by us: that we shall aim to have it excel in quality, and exceed in quantity, for a given price, that of other manufacturers, and that the Twist (made by us in our new and extensive mills, supplied as they are with the most improved machinery and skilled labor) can be relied on for tho desirable qualities of uniformity of size, ( evenness, length of thread as marked on each , spool, strength, excellence of color, and beauty of finish. i THE SINGER MANUFACTURING CO., No. 458 Broadway, New York. | M. JONES; Agent, Yorkville, S. C. ; November 3 44 tf 1 OLD CAROLINA BITTERS,. , A Deliglitful Tonic. , WE TAKE great pleasure in offering the OLD CAROLINA BITTERS to the public. They 1 are compounded with great care, and contain < some of the best Tonics in the Pharmacopia. As ] evidence of the superiority of our BITTERS over J all others, we havo certificates from many of the } leading physicians in our State, who have pre- j scribed them in their practice? ( THE OLD CAROLINA BITTERS . Will be found invaluable for I WANT OF APPETITE, J GENERAL DEBILITY, ! CHILLS AND FEVER, < DYSPEPSIA. \ We do not offer OUR BITTERS as a cure for i all diseases, but as an Aromatic Tonic, they have j no equal. For sale bv Druggists and Grocers everywhere. $ Principal Depot < GOODRICH, WINEMAff & CO., Importers of choice Drugs and Chemicals, * CHARLESTON, S. C. i March 24 12 ly SHAWLS. , AVERY select lot of Fashionable Shawls, in all styles, at J. W. AVERY'S. Stain OEKYILLE, S. C Second Class.?Sallust (completed) Cicero, Latin Exorcises, and Xenophon's Anabasis. Third Class.?Yirgil, Sallust and Greek Reader. Fourth Class.?Latin and Greek Grammar, and Latiu Reader. jTST The adoption or omission of this course must be decided upon as soon as the pupil enters the school. Pupils are assigned to Classes according to degree of advancement, and are promoted from a lower to a higher, upon passing satisfactory examinations at the end of the school year. Nona but white Pupils, over twelve years "' " t* ?v* rvwtl nr>/1 aKIa f/\ ?aa/1 ui \ja mil luuifu i.umac'iui. 9 anu ouid iaj jlcoa* and write, will be received. TERMS. For School Expenses, u e.. Tuition, Books, Stationery, <fcc., Boarding, Fuel, Lights and Washing, fl35 00 in currency, per Session of five months, payable in advance. Pupils entering after the beginning of the Session, will be charged from the date of admission. In cases of dismission or withdrawal, fifty per cent, of the pro rata charges for the unexpired portron of the session will be refunded. A like deduction will also be made in cases cf absence on account of sickness, when such absence exceeds one month. Besides being otherwise punished, pupils will bo required to pay for all school property wilfully damaged or destroyed. Pupils are required to bring their own towels, and bed clothing for cot mattresses. The amount stated above covers every expense oonnected with the school, except that of clothing. There are no accounts for incidental, or contingent expenses, to be sent in at the close of the session. THE UNIFORM ADOPTED Is cheap, neat and substantial, and can be procured in Yorkville, at about the following prices, viz: 1 Oue Suit (Jacket and Pauta) of Winter Fatigue, $12 00 " " " " " <> Summer " 10 00 " Dress suit, (Coat and Pants) 20 00. ? Cap, 1 50 : Whenever it is desired, the Principal will act as j agent for procuring these articles. . ' THE DISCIPLINE OF THE SCHOOL j Is directed mainly to the development of habits; of neatness, promptness, and systematic study;;, and every influence calculated to foster morality, i refinement of feeling, and a high-toned, manly bearing, is brought to bear upon the pupils. Reports of progress and deportment are sent home monthly. ATLANTA I)] SOUTHERN LIFE GKN. JOHN B. GO] ASSETS OYE t DIVIDENDS TO POLICY-HOLDEI ' ' iff" .. Progress unequalled by any Company ( \ # * . g % * Y ^ This popular Southern Company INSURES and on the MOST FA"1 It is managed most economically, and i It invests its surplus in the States from wine to enrich forei THIS COMPANY having complied with the De] doing a LARGE AND SUCCESSFUL BUS THOUSAND POLICY HOLDERS in the State of SAND MEMBERS in the fourth year of its exisi CASH & VU OFFICE IN CO] JAMES MASON, Resident Agent, Yorkville, REFERENCES IN John S. Bratton, Guthriesville. Dr. J. R. Bratton,.-. Yorkville. Dr. A. I. Barron, ;.Yorkville. Col. W. B. Wilson, Yorkville. For sale by WI GI^ IS^fc ^ XImportBrs and Dealers in Guanos, 1218 Bay St., Savanuah, 241 Broad St., Augusta, Georgia, 151 East , Bay, Charleston, South Carolina, and liy BRATPON, MASON & WITHERS, Yorkville, F. C. For further information address or apply as above For pamphlet. I November 24 47 4m , THE WORKING CHRISTIAN i ORGAN OF THE BAPTISTS OF S. CAROLINA. 1 r|lHE second volume of this excellent religious ] X and family newspaper will begin with the , ; numlvlr in .Tllltr It i? tlflW tHlhllshCll ill 1 Charleston, aiui has an able corps of editors. The , Proprietor is assisted by Rev. J. L. REYNOLDS, D. D., and Rev. L. H.* SHUCK. The "Sundayschool" Department and that of "General Intelli- i jenee," are conducted by OLIVER F. GREG- 1 During the first year the paper has gained a circulation of 1,500, and is still gaining ground. It lids fair to lie one of the most popularand useful eligious papers in the South. It is devoted to lie interests of the people of South Carolina. Sketches of living and deceased ministers will be :ontinued from week to week, during the next fear. Besides religious reading, it will contain valuable reading on Education, Agriculture, and n fact evenr subject that has a bearing on the irosperitv of our country. It is probnbly the jest medium in the State for general advertising, *oingas it does into all the business centres of the state. f The following are the terms of subscription, In r id vance: Single Copy, 3 2 50 Pivo Copies, 11 25 Eleven Copies, 20 00 t jffiO-The Enquirkr and Working Christian will j jc furnished one year for 34.50. j Address 'WORKING CHRISTIAN, Charleston, S. C. utf SCHOOL, J - 1 THE SCHOUli YEAR OF 1871, Embracing ten months, or nkarly forty-voub weeks, will be divided into two equal sessions. The First Session will begin on the 1st day of Feb- " ' ruary, and end on the 30th of June. The Second Session will begin on the 1st of July, and end on the 30th of November. TO PARENTS AND GUARDIANS. The attention of Parents and Guardians is re- A spectfully invited to the Preparatory ~fiaatore~Ul this School. It is a deplorable fact that a very ^ large number of Students are annually sent to _ 1 Universities and other high institutions of learn- ^ ? ing, without previous training in the preparatory ggf ^ branches, and without the aeqnirement of proper habits of study. As a natural consequence, the majority of these students, soon finding themselves unable to accomplish the tasks required by the high standard of the conrae, notwithstanding their very best efforts, become discouraged, ana finally hopeless and disgusted. If compelled to remain in the institution through pride, or in deference to the wishes of parents, they cease to strug- ? gle, and yield readily to the temptations which idleness and opportunity invariably afford. It is both unwise and cruel to expose a promising, but unprepared youth, to trials which so commonly end in loss or character. t Satisfied that it is to this neglect of proper train- ] ing, more than to any other cause, tnat so many ^ failures at colleges are attributable, the Principal has made it a special aim to supply, at thia. school, the very best inchns for thorough preparation?a preparation which consists, not merely in accu- I rate knowledge of the necessary text-hooks, but also in the acquirement of habits of reflection and systematic study. As an evidence or success in carrying out this aim.*he is permitted to use the following extract from a letter addressed to him 1 by General E. P. Alexander, while Professor of ' 1 Mathematics at the South Carolina University: I * * * "I am authorized to say, for the head of nearly overy department which your scholars have taken up here, that they are found to be among the very best prepared which have come to us from any source. 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