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HOW A LAZY MAN WAS REFORMED.
Mr. Easy was one of the most good-natured,
idle, happy, don't care sort of men that the sun
ever shone upon. It didn't trouble him an iota,
whether there was a war in the kitchen or Crimea,
if he had but a newspaper, a cigar and a lounge as
tall as himself, whereupon he could recline at full
length, and see the blue smoke curl up and waft
away?he didn't aire where?if Mrs. Easy wasn't
in the mood of talking. The whole family of little
Easies might dance around, spin tops, play ball,
overturn the ooal-hods, and take his best hat for
an ottoman, without his ever turning his eyes in
that direction.
But a very different kind of person was Mrs.
Easy; she cherished the idea that nature intended
her to be somebody, and that the only obstacle to
her rapid rising in the estimation of mankind generally
was the supineness of her slothful and easy
husband. When the thermometer indicated less
than seventy degrees, the house was comparatively
quiet; and if Jimmy did pull Bennie's hair and
set him to cryiDg, and then in his effort to mn
away, fell over his father's boots and upset his
mother's work-basket, why, Mrs. Easy never pursued
him further thyi the door, and then on her
return would give her lord and master a look that
would make him place the newspaper a little closer
to his face to conceal his merriment.
One Wednesdav afternoon, just after the dinner
table had been cleared and everything arranged orderly,
Mr. Easy was occupying his favorite place
on the lounge, and his wife was engaged sewing the
last button on a garment for Jimmy, when Mrs.
Easy suddenly exclaimed :
"I wish I could go to the sewing-eirde this afternoon
; Mrs. Ray and Mrs. Holbrook and almost
everybody I know are going; and they are to choose
officers, too, and I heard they talked of nominating
me for President."
"Well, do go," 6aid her husband, laying down
his paper; to her utter astonishment, having noticed
her remark without her repeating it.
"1 don't feel very well, and I will stay at .home
and see to the children and have everything firstrate
when you get back."
"First-rate!" repeated the wife a little excited;
"you have kept house before; and when 1 got
home, it looked as though there had been a fire
here; and I said then I would never leave you
again with the children."
"Well, my dear, you know experience is a good
teacher; so just try me this once, and see if you
don't find things in good shape when you get
back."
The wife hesitated a few moments, and then the
desire to spend the afternoon with her friends, and
the idea, too, that when she returned she might
be an officer in the society, prevailed over her fears
of household order. So, after giving various instructions
how to proceed for the next six hours,
(of which he heard not a single word, though a
nod now and then caused his more ambitious half
to believe that he treasured up the whole of them)
she went to her chamber to dress for the occasion.
Half an hour afterward, Mrs. Easy entered the
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saw her look more attractive than she did in her
closely fitting bodice and brocade skirt, and he
firmly resolved to do his best to merit her approbation
when she returned.
"I want a piece of bread and butter," said Jimmy,
about an hour after his mother bad left. His
father was still on the lounge with the newspaper
before him; and not being accustomed to attend to
the wants of the children, he already forgot the responsible
trust he had assumed ; so Jimmy, finding
his request unheeded, proceeded to help himself,
and going to the closet, he climbed to the top
shelf in search of the articles desired; but, making
a mis-step, down came Jimmy, bread, butter, Mrs.
Easy's favorite soup-tureen, and several other
dishes.
"Come down, Jimmy !" said his father, the
crash having brought hiui to his senses.
"I am down," replied the boy, trying to extricate
himself from among the fragments.
4*I should think you were down, and all your
mother's china with you !" said Mr. Easy, with
sorrow depicted on his countenance; "but there,
there, Jimmy, don't cry; I'll buy some more before
your mother gets back?so you be a good boy
and run out to play; here's a cent foryou." And
the father took his pocket-handkerchief and
rubbed the butter either in or off the boy's face,
and left it shining like an apothecary's bottle by
gaslight; then gathering up the broken ware and
putting it all into the swill pail, he swept the remains
of the butter into the dust-pan, and again
seated himself on his favorite spot. But his troubles
were not yet ended; for Jimmy's mishap and
outer}' had awakened Ella, the youngest, who bad
been sleeping in the cradle. She vociferously demanded
where was ma.
"0 Lord i" said her father, half musingly, "she
ia nmno rtawn to Mrs. Norwood's to the sewiner cir
cle. If it was a man who invented them, I hope
he will have to keep house every Wednesday afternoon,
so long as he lives."
"Gone down to Mrs. Norwood's," repeated
Benny, to whom Jimmy had told the story of his
misfortunes, and who was now viewing the ruins.
"I'll go right straight down and tell her that
Jimmy's broke a whole lot of dishes, and the baby's
crying, and pa won't give us nothing to eat."
"Come back!" shouted the father, while the
perspiration stood in drops on his face. But the
boy knew that his father never used the rod, so
the call had no other effect than to make him increase
his speed in the direction of Mrs. Norwood's
house. The parent did not wait to give a second
call, but started in pursuit of the fugitive. He
was just descending the steps that led from the
outer door to the pavement, when, owing to the
butter on the soles of his boots, he slipped and fell
reaching the street without any muscular effort on
his part. Mr. Easy groaned aloud, but he had no
time to ascertain if any of his bones were broken,
so away he hobbled, much to the amusement of a
group of shavings-hoi's, who were on the comer
opposite. In spite of all his exertions, the distance
widened between him and hisundutiful son;
so he hired one of the boys to overtake Benny and
bring him back. Away went the boy on his errand
while the housekeeper, forgetting he had left the
baby at home alone, stepped in the nearest shop
to rest Presently he heard an outcry in the street,
and on going to the door, he beheld his son
(who had some of his mother's blood in his veins)
in mortal combat with a boy who was trying to
force him home against his will. Benny had already
received a black eye, the blood flowed freely
from his nostrils, and hisclothes were considerably
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Mr. Easy to the rescue, and triumphantly captured
his son, whose garments fluttered in the wind.
The group of shavings-boys voluntarily escorted
them to their threshold and made the air resound
with vocal music?thus giving more publicity to
the affair and increasing Mr. Easy's troubles, which
seemed to have no end.
Ella, who had seen between two and three years
of life, was of a very inquiring mind; and when
she saw herself the sole occupant of the room, and
found that if she did cry there was no one to hear
her?she climbed up the side of the cradle, tipped
it over, and started on a voyage of discovery on
Iter own account. Her first attempt was to obtain
a drink of water, in doing which she upset a brimming
pail, and then stooped to quench her thirst
from the brook she had made. Next she proceeded
to investigate an escritoire upon a small table
in the corner of the sitting room. The large black
marks the ink made upon the paper pleased her
very much ; but, continuing this occupation, the
ink-bottle was soon upside down on the carpet, the
liquid spreading rapidly. Though Ella's education
was limited, she had learned to discriminate
somewhat between right and wrong; her last act
she concluded must be of the latter class, and to
make amends, she endeavored to scrape up the ink
with her hands. At this moment a fly lit on her
nose, and with the same hand she routed him.
After this, it would have been difficult to determine
to whicb of the five races she belonged. The
next scene of action was the kitchen-closet, when
a pitcher of milk was partly drank and the remainder
poured into a pan of flour; Ella began to
knead its contents; but she preferred more room,
bo she dragged the pan into the centre of the parlor,
the door of that apartment being ajar.
A few moments after, Mr. Easy entered with
his sons, determined to shut them up for the rest
of the afternoon. But what was his horror to find
his kitchen afloat, the sitting-room carpet stained
beyond all probability of restoration, and the parlor
strewn with flour and literally covered with
paste. His first idea was of a voyage to Australia,
and of leaving each one to his fate; but then
came the thought of his poor wife.
"If I have such a hard time in taking care of
the children for a few hours," said he, "what must
be poor Susan's trials, staying here all the time,
and not only taking care of them, but attending to
all her other duties ? I always thought women
had a very easy time, but I give up that idea now,
and only wonder that so few are in the insane-asylums.
From this time forth I am EASY no longer,
but I will be industrious and frugal; and if at
home the domestic whirlwind blow Olympus-high,
I shall not attribute it to her, but, remembering
this day seek for the true cause."
After musing and resolving what to do, he set
himself about restoring order once more; but it
seemed to him to look worse when he had done,
than when he began ; for as he had not thought to
wash the children's hands and remove their soiled
clothes, they had been going about leaving their
marks. Neither did his brain suggest to him that
if he let the paste dry on the parlor carpet, it could
be removed without injury; but he undertook to
wash ud the floor in the same manner as he had
done the water and ink from the other rooms, and
with the same cloth too. As he thought hot water
would be best, he went to some trouble to obtain
it; and after carrying into execution his threat of
shutting up the boys, he went on with his work.
We leave the reader to judge how much the beauty
of the carpet had increased an hour afterward,
when with tired muscles and aching heart he arose
from his humble position.
But we will not follow 'Mr. Easy too minutely
through all his troubles on that eventful afternoon.
While Jimmy and Benny were prisoners in the
bedroom, they amused themselves by playing ball
around the room, and circus on the white counterpane.
In a short time the wash bowl and pitcher
were in fragments, the looking-glass cracked, and
the counterpane dangling on the floor.
Mr. Easy in his anxiety to keep the youngest
one quiet, gave her whatever she desired. As he
found she was Mrs. Easy in miniature when thwarted,
he gave her bread and butter to spread for herself,
silver spoons to drum with, scissors to cut a
newspaper?and when his back was turned, she
cut her curls and strewed thein about the floor.
Then she called for the sugar-bowl, which he
considered perfectly harmless, but the room was
soon thronged with flies. By this time, Jimmy
and Benny, after promising good behavior, had
gained their liberty, and wished for a drink of molasses
and water. Their request was granted, and
they were permitted to mix it for themselves;
their father having taken a seat in despair, and
made up his mind to await patiently the result of
all this chaos, when his better-managing half should
return. But a scream from the kitchen brought
him to his feet again, to behold Ella dripping with
molasses, a large vessel of which Benny had upset.
Ella, with blinded eyes, grasped the first object
that came in her way, which happened to be her
father, with his Sunday pants on. Alas! poor
Mr. Easy, on finishing his cleaning operation, he
found his pants so bedaubed with flour, paste and
ink, it would have been hard to tell if he were a
baker or a printer; so as his best ones were the
nearest at hand, he doffed his floured garb, and
now what a misfortune. Mr. Easy was mad, stark
mad, and at that moment he caught a glimpse of
the rod of correction which lay on the shelf, and
which he had often thought it was all nonsense to
use; but he was now of a different mind, and he
plied it dexterously until it became too short; and
then ended the tragic farce by putting them all to
bed supperless. As he had not much appetite
himself, it did not occur to bim that they might
not be similarly inclined.
After the children had cried themselves to sleep
and the house was once more quiet, Mr. Easy pondered
in his mind whether it would be best for him
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and he came to the conclusion that the former
would be tlie better mode of proceeding. He
knew she intended to stay in the evening; so as it
began to grow dark, he crept softly down stairs,'
went to a clothing store near by, and purchased a
new pair of pants, and a few other articles to match
them; then, going to his room, he made an entire
change of apparel, "I will lounge in a threadbare
coat no longer," he mentally exclaimed, as he surveyed
himself in the glass and saw the change in
his appearance; "but I will throw off these idle
habits I have indulged in, and be a man among
men; nor will I burden my wife with so many
cares, until from necessity she is compelled to neglect
the culture and habits of our children."
With thoughts like these he again went into the
street and stopping at the next door, rang a bell,
which summons was answered by a young girl.
"Nancy," he said, "my wife has gone out andl
am going too. Will you sit with the children a
little while? They are asleep and will be no trouble
to you."
Nancy was a great favorite with the Easy family,
and they were with her, so mutual favors were often
done by each to the other. In a moment more
Nancy was ascending the stairs that ted to the
Easy family, while the husband was on his way to
the sewing circle.
"T.nHiW .illnw me to introduce to vou Mr. Ea
sy," said Mr. Norwood. Mrs. Easy, who was
really a pretty smart woman, and who now held
the highest office in the gift of the ladies present,
looked up to see who this namesake of hers was.
But who can picture her astonishment when she
beheld her own masculine property, in a new suit,
standing before her. It was the first time since
their marriage that he had voluntarily entered
company to spend a social evening with her. She
longed to ask him a thousand questions: How he
had got along?who was taking care of the children?why
he came?and what made him buy
those clothes. But Mrs. Easy had too much good
sense to manifest the commotion within, and when
he took a seat by her side, she treated him with
that respect which is ever due from a wife to her
husband. But when all eyes were turned in another
direction, she whispered in his ear:
' "Did the children behave good ?"
"Can't you come home pretty soon, Susan ?'
was the reply. "I have something to say to you.'
At first Mrs. Easy felt alarmed, and then she
thought it could not be any thing serious, or he
would not be there. But Mr. Easy seemed so dif
ferent from what he generally was, she was puz
zled as well as pleased. He was so polite and gem
tlemanly, and he had so many new ideas to ad
vance, she thought he hadn't read so many newspapers
for nothing, and she really felt proud ol
him, and wondered if the fault hadn't always beer
hers; and she resolved not to scold so much in fitture,
nor try to convince him of her superiority,
but on the other hand make him believe he waj
somebody and she was his wife.
As soon as etiquette would allow, Mr. and Mrs.
Easy took their way home.
"Come to your chamber, Susan," said the husband,
as he saw her place her hand on the knob ol
the parlor door and he remembered the scenes ol
the afternoon. "I wish to tell you something,"
and he led the way to their room, while the wife
marveled more than ever what it could all mean.
"Susan," he began, "I want to talk with you,
if you will listen."
She bowed asseDt, and then placed the lamp she
had lighted on the table. Mr. Easy had the next
furotitiT minntps' pnnrprs#tinn withnnfc interruDtion
from her; at the end of that time Susan did not
know whether to shed tears of joy or sorrow,
whether to speak no word of reproach, or to so far
unsex herself as to curse him for the loss of her
carpets, and for the ruin and chaos that met her
vision "when she looked on her suite of rooms. A
few moments of silence, and she obeyed the better
voice within, and only put her arras around her
husband's neck, laid her head upon his shoulder,
and said weeping:
"I believe you, and trust this evening's experience
will prove no loss. If you will but become
industrious and energetic it is all I ask. I shall
then be able to have leisure time to teach the children
in such a manner they will remember the lessons
when I am not here to enforce them."
Mr. Easy was up with the sun the next morning,
and away to his business; and when some
neighbors entered after dinner, they were surprised
not to find him on the lounge as usual, but a frown
from his wife put a stop to all inquiries, and so the
matter dropped.
In a few years Mr. Easy became a landlord instead
of a tenant; but to this day the neighbors
have not discovered the secret of his reform, and
she wouldn't tell even me; but I overheard them
talking about it the other evening, and discussing
the expediency of getting their now meaningless
surname changed. How ridiculous in her not to
tell all she knows! and now I have fouud it out,
I'll put it in the paper out of spite ; which, I suppose,
is the most effectual way of informing all
mv friends of the cause of the rise and progress of
the Easy Family.
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~6EN. LEE AT GETTYSBURG."
The forthcoming number of the Historical Magazine
will contain a document of marked interest
to all who concern themselves with the history of
the late war. This document is Gen. Lee's full
official report of the "Invasion of Pennsylvania and
the Battle of Gettysburg." It has never been
published, and is communicated from the original
manuscript in the possession of Mr. Wm. Swinton.
It was the habit of Lee to publish brief preliminary
accounts of his military operations as speedily
as possible after the occurrence; and subsequently,
at his leisure, to prepare full official reports. Such
a brief preliminary account of the great Pennsylvania
campaign of 1863 was made public on the
return of the Confederate army to Virginia, after
that campaign. Lee, however, never found opportunity
to write his complete and final report
till the Winter of 1864-5, when he lay within the
lines of Petersburg, besieged by Grant. During
the retreat from Petersburg and Richmond, in
April, 1865, all the papers belonging to the Confederate
commander were burnt in one of the headquarters'
wagons, which was fired by the person in
charge, under the anticipation that it would fall
into the hands of the Union force. It happened,
however, that the manuscript report of the invasion
of Pennsylvania and the battle of Gettysburg
was on the person of one of Lee's staff officers.
Thus preserved, it now sees the light for the first
time.
The report is very elaborate and much too
lengthy for any other than a brief digest here. It
begins with an account of the manoeuvres put in
practice by Lee with the view of drawing the Union
army under Hooker from his defensive position
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proceeds to sketch the subsequent operations ol
the Confederate army up to the time of crossing
the Potomac. The general object of the campaign
is thus stated:
"Upon the retreat of the Federal army, commanded
by Major General Hooker, from Chancellorsville,
it occupied the ground north of the Rappahannock,
opposite Fredericksburg, where it
could not be attacked except at a disadvantage.
"I was determined to draw it from this position,
and, if practicable, transfer the scene of hostilities
beyond the Potomac. The execution of this purpose
also embraced the expulsion of the force under
General Milroy, which had infested the lowei
Shenandoah Valley during the preceding Wintei
and Spring. If unable to attain the valuable result
which might be expected to follow a decided advantage
gained over the enemy in Maiyland 01
Pennsylvania, it was hoped that we should at least
so far disturb his plans for the Summer campaign
as to prevent its execution during the season oi
active operations."
It appears that the initial movements of the
campaign were begun as early as the first week in
June, 1863, at which time the commands of Longstreet
and Kwcll were secretly transferred to Culpepper
Court House. After a while Hooker be
came suspicious that something had taken place,
and accordingly he threw a reconnoitering force
across the Rappahannock below Fredericksburg;
"but," says Lee, "Hill's corps was left to watch
these troops, with instructions to follow the move
ments of the (Confederate) army as soon as the}
should retire. Under this mask, Kwcll shotrapid
ly across the Shenandoah Valley, and marching
quickly northward, overwhelmed Milroy at Win
Chester, and opened the gateway to the passage o:
the Potomac. The result of these prcliminar}
operations in the Valley is thus summed up b}
Lee:
"These operations resulted in the expulsion o
the enemy front the Valley, the capture of foui
thousand prisoners, with a corresponding numbei
of small arms, twenty-eight pieces of superior artil
lorv. including those taken bv General Rodes am
General Hays, about three hundred wagons and a;
many horses, together with a considerable quantity
of ordnance, commissary and quartermaster'!
stores. Our entire loss was forty-seven killed, tw<
hundred and nineteen wounded and sis missing.'
At the time that Ewell was operating in thi
Valley, another role was assigned Longstreet. "Ii
order to mislead Hooker as to our intentions," say
Lee, "Longstreet left Culpepper Court House 01
the 15th of June, and advancing along the easten
side of the Blue Ridge occupied Ashley's an<
Snicker's Gaps." The effect of this manocuvr
was to attract Hooker's attention toward the Blui
' Ridge and leave him in grave doubt as to whether
his enemy designed crossing the Potomac into
! Maryland, oi;falling upon the rear of the Union
s army in case it should cross. While Hooker was
thus kept in suspense, the van of Lee's army,
under Ewell, passed the Potomac, and, traversing
Maryland, reached Chambersburg. The situation
of the Union army is thus depicted by Lee:
"The Federal anny was apparently guarding the
f approaches to Washington, and manifested no disi
position to assume the offensive. In the meantime,
the progress of Ewell, who was already in Mary,
land, with Jenkins' cavalry, advanced in Pennsyli
vania as far as Chambersburg, rendered it necessary
that the rest of the array should be within
supporting distance; and Hill having reached the
Valley, Longstreet was withdrawn to the west side
of the Shenandoah, and the two corps encamped
f near Berryville.
' "Gen. Stuart was directed to hold the mountain
passes with part of his command, as long as the
! enemy remained south of the Potomac; and with
the remainder to cross into Maryland and place
himself on the right of Gen. Ewell. Upon the
suggestion of the former officer that he oould dami
age the enemy and delay his passage of the river
by getting in his rear, he was authorized to do so;
and it was left to his discretion whether to enter
Maryland east or west of the Blue Ridge; but he
was instructed to lose no time in placing his cora5
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should perceive the enemy moving northward.
"On the 22d, Gen. Ewell marched into Pennsylvania
with Rodes' and Johnson's divisions, pre'
ceded by Jenkins' cavalry, taking the road from
' Hageretown, through Uhambersburg, to Carlisle,
where he arrived on the 27th. Early's division,
which had occupied Boonsborough, moved by a
parallel road to Greenwood; and, in pursuance of
instructions previously given, Gen. Ewell marched
I toward York. On the 24th, Longstreet and Hill
were put in motion to follow Ewell, and on the
27th he encamped near Chambersburg."
From the above extract from the report of Lee,
it will be seen that Longstreet and Hill were at
| Chambersburg on the 27th of June. Meanwhile,
however, Ewell had moved northward toward the
i Susquehanna, where Early was operating at York
( and Carlisle. The purpose of that move will be
fully disclosed in the following passage, which
throws an entirely new light on the purposes of the
1 Confederate commander in the invasion, and also
explains a great deal of manoeuvring that is otheri
wise quite incomprehensible:
"It was expected that as soon as the Federal
1 army should cross the Potomac, Gen. Stuart would
1 give notice of its movements; and nothing having
been heard from him since our entrance into Maryland,
it was inferred that the enemy had not yet
; left Virginia. Orders were therefore issued to move
upon Harrisburg. The expedition of Gen. Early
to York was designed, in part to prepare for this
undertaking, by breaking the railroad between
Baltimore and Harrisburg, and seizing the bridges
over the Susquehanna at Wrightsville. General
Early succeeded in the first object, destroying a
number of bridges above and below York ; but on
the approach of the troops sent by him to Wrightsville,
a body of militia stationed at that place fled
; across the river and burnt the bridge in their re
treat. Gen. Early then marched to rejoitf his corps.
The advance against Harrisburg was arrested by
intelligence received from a scout, on the night of
the 27th, to the effect that the army of General
Hooker had crossed the Potomac, and was approaching
the South Mountains. In the absence
of the cavalry, it was impossible to ascertain his
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west and intercepting our communications from
Virginia it was determined to concentrate the army
east of the mountains."
From this passage the following remarkable facts
' appear:
1. That Lee, owing to the absence of the cavalry
of Stuart, who, making a bad botch of his work,
: had allowed the Union army to interpose itself between
him and Lee's army during the whole march
1 northward from the Potomac, and bad therefore
not been able to follow out his instructions of
"placing himself on Ewell's right," was, on the
1 night of the 27th of June, at which time he was at
I Chambersburg, not axcare that the Union army
had crossed to the north side of the Potomac. In
point of fact, this move had not only been made,
; but on that day, 27th of June, a concentration of
the entire Union army had been effected at Fred
erick.
2. That Lee's purpose in his march into Penn1
sylvania was to cross the Susquehanna and move
- upon Harrisburg. and probably Philadelphia. This
is a stretch of audacity far beyond what has been
entertained by the Confederate commander. Yet
i it is rendered manifest by his own avowal: "Ori
deis were issued to move upon Harrisburg." The
f expedition of Early to York had been designed to
' prepare for this undertaking. The vistas of possii
bility opened up by this bold design heighten our
conception of the magnitude and importance of
that decisive action of Gettysburg, which checked
Lee in his invasive ardor, and compelled him to
seek safety in a retreat into Virginia.
; 3. That he was prevented from carrying this
plan into execution by a curious error. He heard
through a scout, on the night of the 27th of June,
* that the Union army, having crossed the Potomac,
"was approaching the South Mountains." This
was a movement that would menace the line of
" communication of the Confederate army; and, in
' consequence, l^ee "determined to concentrate the
; army east of the mountains." This requires a
word of explanation. When Hooker had concen'
trated his array at Frederick, on the 27th, he from
: that point threw out a force to advance westward
i through the passes of the South Mountain to
i" Harper's Ferry, at which point he expected to
have this force joined by the local garrison of ten
! thousand men, when he designed moving this spci
nlol rnlnmn nn fhimhnrland Vallev to menace
Lee's rear. But Halleck would not consent that
the Harper's Ferry garrison should join this force,
so it was drawn back to Frederick by Hooker.
, Next day Hooker was relieved by Meade, who
- moved his entire army northward, on the east side
I of the mountains, toward the Susquehannah. It
i thus appears that at the time when, on the night
of the 27th of June, Lec received the information
' of this movement, which threatened his communi
cations, the movement had been entirely aban,r
doned!
The manoeuvres just pointed out make plain the
f train of accidental circumstances which brought
' about the decisive conflict of the campaign place
' at Gettysburg?a place which certainly was the objective
point of neither army, and of which, indeed,
f neither the Union nor Confederate commanders
r had ever heard. Meade was moving northward
r without knowing scarcely anything of the where"
abouts of his enemy, and without any definite aim
1 save that he would move northward till he should
9 cause Lee to unloose his hold of the Susquehannah.
7 His left flank on this march naturally skirted Get9
tysburg. Lee wrongly fancying that the Union
9 army was moving on his line of communication towards
Harper's Ferry, resolved, as a counter move,
3 to march eastward from Chambcrsburg to the east
i side of the mountains. This line of march inevits
ably bronght him to Gettysburg. Thus it was that
i the respective line of march of the hostile armies
3 intersected each other, and it was a matter of fate
i that the opposing forces should meet. The point
e of deadly encounter was Gettysburg,
e Lee's description of the three days' action at
Gettysburg is very detailed, but fragmentary extracts
would be of little value. It is well known
that the action was precipitated unknown to each
commander?it was, in fact, the accidental meeting
of two heads of columns. The enemy was successful
on the 6rst day's attack, and it seems to have
been only after Lee came on the field, after this
flush of victory, that he seriously entertained the
idea of giving battle, for he had promised his corps
commanders that he would not assume a tactical
offensive, but would so manoeuvre as to compel the
Union army to attack him. He says:
"It had not been intended to deliver a general
battle so far from our base unless attacked; but,
coming unexpectedly upon the whole Federal array,
to withdraw through the mountains, with our
extensive trains, would have been difficult and
dangerous. At the same time, we were unable to
await an attack, as the country was unfavorable for
collecting supplies in the presence of the enemy,
who could restrain our foraging parties by holding
the mountain passes with local and other troops.
A battle had, therefore, become in a measure unavoidable;
and the success already gained gave
hope of a favorable Issue."
Lee's plan-of battle for the 2d of July stands
thus, in bis own words:
"It was determined to make the principal attack
upon the enemy's left, and endeavor to gain
a position from which it was thought our artillery
oould be brought to bear with effect. Longstreet
was directed to place the divisions of McLaws and
Hood on the right of Hill, partially enveloping the
enemy's left, which he was to drive in. Gen. Hill
was ordered to threaten the enemy's centre, to prevent
reinforcement being drawn to either wing,
and co-operate with his right division on Longstreet's
attack. Gen. Ewell was instructed to
make a simultaneous demonstration upon the enemy's
right, to be converted into a real attack,
should opportunity offer."
The manner in which this plan was carried into
execution is well known; but this report reveals a
multitude of facts which throw new light on the
events of the day. Thus the failure of Early to carry
the position on the Union right (Gulp's Hill) is
accounted for by the failure of expected support on
his right. "Gen. Ewell," says he, "had directed
Gen. Rodes to attack in concert with Gen. Early,
covering his right, and had requested Gen. Lane,
thpn oommnndinp' Pander's division, to CO-onerate
on the right of Rodes. When the time to attack
arrived, Gen. Rodes, not having his troops in position,
was unprepared to co-operate with General
Early, and before he could get in readiness, the
latter had been obliged to retire from want of expected
support on his right."
This second day's action was, on the whole, favorable
to the Cenfederates, or at least it stemed so,
for they had 6ueceded in disrupting and driving
from its position the entire right wing of the Union
army. Anyhow, the result was such that Lee resolved
to make another attack on the morrow.
"The result of this day's operation induced the
belief that, with proper concert of action and with
the increased support that the positions gained on
the right would enable the artillery to render the
assaulting columns, we should ultimately succeed ;
and it was accordingly determined to continue the
attack.
"The general plan was unchanged. Longstreet,
reinforced by Pickett's three brigades, which arrived
near the battle field during the afternoon of
the 2d, was ordered to attack the next morning;
and Gen. Ewell was ordered to assail the enemy's
right at the same time. The latter, during the
night, reinforced Gen. Johnson with two brigades
and one from Early's division."
The grand attack of the third day (July 3) is
given with great minuteness of tactical detail; and
this description, taken in consideration with the
official reports of our own officers, renders the
whole course of the battle unusually intelligible.
We have room, however, for no more than the following
concise account of Pickett's famous charge
on Hancock's line:
"The troops moved steadily on under a heavy
fire of musketry aud artillery; the main attack being
directed against the enemy's left centre. His
batteries re-opened as soon as they appeared. Our
own, having nearly exhausted their ammunition
in the protracted cannonade that preceded tht A
vance of the infantry, were unable to reply or render
the necessary support to the attacking party.
Owing to this fact, which was unknown to me
when the assault took place, the enemy was enabled
to throw a strong force of infantry against our left,
already wavering under a concentrated fire of artillery
from the ridge in front, and from Cemetery
Hill on the left. It finally gave way; and the right,
after penetrating the enemy's lines, entering his
advanced works and capturing some of his artillery,
was attacked, simultaneously in front and on both
flanks, and driven back with heavy loss. The troops
were rallied and reformed, but the enemy did not
fSUIOUG*
Lee does not seek to refine away the magnitude
and thoroughness of the defeat that befell him at
Gettysburg. He, however, refrains from giving
his losses, simply stating that "the array sustained
severe loss." The report is remarkably candid and
impartial, and will form a very valuable contribution
to the sum of evidence from which the historian
of the war will finally make up his record.
PRISONERS*AND TOBACCO.
Mr. James Greenwood, author of "A Night in
a Casual Ward," has followed up the success with
which that production met, by continuing his
search among the less familiar scenes of London
life, and relatinghis discoveries for the amusement
or instruction of the public. In an English periodical
wc find an article entitled "Two Hours in
Jail," in which this author describes the inmates
and the discipline of Holloway prison. From this
we extract a few passages illustrating the terrible
hold which the appetite for tobacco obtains on its
votaries, and the craving which compulsory abstinence
from the bewitching weed creates:
"Prisoners will run almost any risk for a chew
or whiff of tobacco. It is known that at Portland
the convicts, having obtained, through the agency
of a 'free laborer' in the stone quarries, a piece of
tobacco and a pipe, had a method of disposing of
it as iugenious almost as it was disgusting. As
must be mentioned, smoking was strictly prohibited,
very serious penalties being in store for any
one who assisted a prisoner to the coveted luxury.
The only time when the perilous delight might be
indulged in, was when in the course of a day's
work a sudden shower came on, and the convicts,
'knocking off for the time, huddled in a shed out
of the rain. Then the envied shareholders in a
fourth of a quarter of an ounce of cavendish sat
tVin r>f rclinni Viml a ninfi. and a
straw in his mouth, the further end of which
the second man sucked at, and so on till the number
was complete. The pipe alight, the 'buck'
took a draught of smoke through it at the corner
of his mouth, enjoyed it for a moment, and then
blew it through the straw at the other corner of
the mouth into that of his next neighbor, and so it
passed through, the last man having the envied
privilege of swallowing the mouthful in consideration
of his being at so great a loss in consequence
of the deterioration in the flavor in the course of
its transit. At the House of Detention, the friends
of prisoners have conveyed them a pipe, a pipelight
and tobacco in the interior of a loaf, on one
occasion a segar and a lucifer match were found
neatly wrapped together in the interior of a roast
fowl, and the desperate smoker has been discovered
atop of a platform consisting of his table, his
Bible and bis pannikin, clinging tiptoe to the ban
of a ventilator, by the ceiling, and blowing a diffi
cult cloud through its narrow interstices.
"It is not so easy, however, to convey tobacco tc
a prisoner in as close a prison as that of Holloway.
But it has been attempted. At stated times a
prisoner's friend may pay him a visit The interview,
however, is hampered to certain restrictions.
On either side of a passage about five feet in width
is a cage of open wire work, and conveniently disposed
between the cages are screens, behind which
a warder may be lurking, listening to the conversation
that is going on, so as to check it at once
should it take a vague or improper turn. One day
in the course of innocent discourse between a prisoner
and a male friend, the warder's watchful eye
detected a feather floating over from one cage to
the other, and arresting it midway, found at the
stem of it a length of fine silk, and at the end ol
the thread in the visitor's hand a nice little plug oi
pigtail, for 'chawing.' Had the feather settled in
the compartment where the prisoner was, nothing
would be easier than for him to give a dexterous
jerk at the silk and land the ping on his own side.
The miscarriage of the neat little plot meant severe
punishment for the would-be-receiver, and a
month's hard labor for the obliging supplier; and
the fact of its being about fifty to one against the
trick successfully passing, shows how terrible must
be the penalty of deprivation from tobacco to an
old smoker."
TULLAHOMA CHASING THE WOLF.
Tullahoraa is a very lively little town "way down
in Tennessee," about half way between Nashville
and Chattanooga.
The railroad runs through Tullahoma?"shrieking
east and west" half a dozen times a day.
Tullahoma was excited over a report that a wolf
?an actual live, shaggy wolf, with sharp teeth and
hungry eyes?had been seen hanging around town,
seeking what it might devour.
There are plenty of children in Tullahoma, to
say nothing of pigs and chickens, and the people
did not like the idea of having a hungry wolf in
the way of such temption, so they resolved to kill
it.
So one fine morning last summer, there sallied
out from the town an army of thirty hunters, armed
and not armed, and accompanied by a score of
dogs.
About a mile from town they met the wolf and
gave hot chase. The unhappy beast, in its bewilderment,
made a circuit directly, and took the road
leading into the very heart of the town.
Off he went tearing through the streets of Tullahoma,
the people scattering like frightened geese
before him, and the army of dogs and men rushing
after.
The dogs barked, the men shouted, the children
screamed, and the hubbub was terrible. The whole
town became wild with excitement and joined in
the chase, while the miserable old wolf tore along,
its tail sticking out straight behind, and its eyes
nearly bursting from its head with fright.
Lawyers jumped up from their green-covered
tables, tipping over ink-bottles and knocking down
chairs, and rushed into the street to join the chase.
Hod-carriers spilled their loads of bricks or mortar
recklessly, stuffed their black pipes in their
pockets, and joined in chasing Mr. Wolf.
Doctors rattled their bottles together, shut their
cases with a snap, and started in pursuit
Dry-goods clerks left their counters; washerwomen
ran steaming from their tubs; carpenters
threw down their jackplanes; boys dropped their
marbles; liquor-sellers rushed out of their holes;
men, women and children, all together, joined in
the frantic chase of Mr. Wolf.
Ah I what a day that was for Tullahoma 1 The
battle of Chattanooga was quite overshadowed bj
it.
Through the town the wolf rushed, with the
crowd after him. Turning around when he got
outside, back he went through the main stieets
again.
Three times this was repeated, with the huge
army of avengers on his path, and at last he reach*
ed the railroad track.
The engine from Nashville had jt'.3t come in,
ringing its bell, and blowing its whistle, adding to
the hubbub a new element.
The poor wolf, out of breath, mad with fright,
in very despair made a leap at the train, and dived
headlong into the right-band window of the mail
car.
The mail agent instantly went out of the other
window.
The train Btarted off, and away went Mr. Wolf,
safe in possession of the mail-car, while the frightened
mail agent stood on the platform outside,
wondering what to do.
The crowd at the depot set up a howl of disappointment
at the loss of their wolf
When the train got into the country, the wolf,
gaunt and haggard, jumped off and took the woods,
no doubt happy in the thought that he had seen
the last of Tullahoma; and chuckling over the fad
that he had a ride in the cars without buying a
ticket,?Youth's Companion.
COMFORT.
The great aim of the mass oPmankind is to get
money enough ahead to make them "comfortable,"
and yet a moment's reflection will convince us that
money will never purchase "comfort," only the
means of it. A man may be "comfortable" without
a dollar; but to be so, he must have the right
disposition, that is, a heart and a head in the right
place. There are some persons who are lively and
cheerful, and good-natured, kind, and forbearing
in a state of poverty which leans upon the toil of
to-day for to-night's supper and the morning's
breakfast Such a disposition would exhibit the
same loving qualities in a palace or on a throne.
Every day we meet with persons who in their
families are cross, ill-natured, dissatisfied, finding
fault with everybody and everything?whose first
greeting in the breakfast-room is a complaint,
whose conversation seldom fails to end in an enumeration
of difficulties and hardships, whose last
word at night is an angry growl. If you can get
such persons to reason on the subject, they will
acknowledge there is some "want" at the bottom
of it?the "want" of a better house, a finer dress,
a more handsome equipage, a more dutiful child,
a more provident husband, a more cleanly, or systnnntii'
nr domestio wife. At one time it is a
"wretched cook" which stands between them and
the sun; or a lazy honse servant, or an impertinent
carriage driver. The "want" of more money
than Providence has thought proper to bestow,
will be found to embrace all these things. Such
persons may feel assured that people who can not
malce themselves really comfortable in any one set
of ordinary circumstances, would not be so under
any other. A man who has a canker eating out
his heart, will carry it with him wherever he goes;
and if it be a spiritual canker, whether of envy,
habitual discontent, unbridled ill-nature, it would
go with the gold, and rust out all its brightness.
Whatever a man is to-day with a last dollar, he
will be radically, essentially, to-morrow with a million,
unless the heart is changed. Stop, readei^that
is not the whole truth, for the whole truth
has something terrible in it. Whatever of an undesirable
disposition a man has to-day, without
money, he will have to-morrow to an exaggerated
extent, unless the heart be changed; the misei
will become more miserly; the drunkard, mow
drunken; the debauchee, more debauched; th?
fretful, still more complaining. Hence the strikl
ing wisdom of the Scripture injunction that all
i oar ambition should begin with this, "Seek first
the kingdom of God and his righteousness;" that
is to say, that if you are not comfortable, not hapt
py now, under the circumstances which surround
yoa, and wish to be more comfortable, more hapi
py, your first step should be to seek a change
' of heart, of disposition, and then the other
things will follow?vnthout the greater wealth!
i And, having the moral comfort, bodily comfort,
bodily health will follow apaoe, to the extent of
i your using rational means. Bodily comfort, or
health, and mental comfort have on one another
i the most powerful reactions; neither can be perfect
without the other, at least approximates to it;
in short, cultivate health and a good heart; for
i with these you may be "comfortable" without a
> farthing; without them, never, although you may
i possess millions! ?Halls Journc1 of Health.
p MEDICAL HINTS.
i 1. If a man faints, place him flat on his back
> and let him alone.
i 2. If any poison is swallowed, drink instantly
half a glass of cool water, with a heaping teaspoonful
each of common salt and ground mus,
tard stirred into it; this vomits as soon as it reaches
the stomach; bntfor fear some of the poison might
i remain, swallow the whites of one or two raw eggs
; or drink a cup of strong coffee, these two being ani
tidotes for a greater number of poisons than any
dozen other articles known, with the advantage of
their being always at hand; if not, a pint of sweet
oil, or lamp oil, or "drippings," or melted batter
or lard, arc good substitutes, especially if they
vomit quickly.
3. The best thing to stop the bleeding of a moderate
cut instantly, is to cover it profusely with
cobweb, flour and salt, half and half
4. If the blood comes from a wound by jets or
spurts, be spry, or the man will die in a few minutes,
because an artery is severed; tie a handkerchief
loosely around, near the part between the
wound and the heart; pnt a stick between the
handkerchief and the skin, and twist it aronnd nnr
til the blood ceases to flow; keep it there until the
doctor oomes; if in a position where the handkerchief
cannot be used, press the thumb on a spot
near the wound, between the wound and the heart;
increase the pressure uutil the bleeding ceases, but
' do not lessen the pressure for an instant before the
physician arrives, so as to glue up the wound by
| coagulation or cooling of the hardening blood.
I 5. If vour clothing takes fire slide the hands
down the dress, keeping them as close to the body
as possible, at the same time sinking to the floor
by bending tbe knees; tbishas a smothering effect
upon the flames; if not extinguished or great head
way gotten, lie down on tbe floor and roll over and
over ; or better, envelop yourself in a carpet, rug,
bedcloth, or any garment you can get hold of, always
preferring woolen.
6. If the body is tired, rest; if the brain is tired
sleep.
7. If the bowels arc loose, lie down in & warm
bed, remain there, and eat nothing until you are
welL
8. If the action of tbe bowels does not ocour at
tbe usual hour, eat not an atom until they do act,
at least for thirty-six hours; meanwhile drink largely
of cold water or hot teas, and exercise in the
open air to the extent of a gentle perspiration, and
keep this up until things arc righted; this suggestion,
if practiced, would save myriads of lives
every year, both in the city and country.
i 9. The three best medicines in the world are
warmth, abstinence and repose.?Hallt Journal
of Health. _
' POSITION IN SLEEPING.
It is better to go to sleep on the right side, for
' 1_ ii _
, men me siomacu is very uiucu iu iue pusiuuu ui a
bottle turned upside down, and the contents of it
s are aided in passing out by gravitation. If one
goes to sleep on the left side, the operation of
| emptying the stomach of its contents ie more Hke
drawing water from a well. After going to sleep,
, let the body take its own position.
If you sleep on your back, especially soon after
a hearty meal, the weight of tbe digestive organs
and that of the food resting on the great vein of
( the body, near the backbone, compresses it, and
arrests the flow of the blood more or less. If the
arrest is partial, the sleep is disturbed, and there
I are unpleasant dreams. If the meal has been reI
cent and hearty, the arrest is decided; and the
various sensations, such as falling over a precipice,
. or the pursuit of a wild beast, or other impending
dangers, and the desperate efforts to get rid of it,
arouse us, and send on the stagnating blood; and
| we wake in a fright, or trembling, or in a perspiration,
or feeling exhausted, according to the degree
of stagnation, and the length and strength of the
, efforts made to escape tbe danger.
But when we are unable to escape the danger?
when we do fall over the precipice, when the trembling
building crushes us?what then? That is
, death 1 That is the death of those of whom it is
. said, when found lifeless in the morning, that
"they were as well as ever they were the day before
and often it is added, "and ate heartier than
common 1" This last, as a frequent cause of death
to those who have gone to bed to wake no more,
; we give merely as a private opinion. The possibility
of its truth is enough to deter any rational
; man from a late and hearty meal This we do know
i with certainly, that waking up in the night with
. painful diarrhea, or cholera, or bilious colic ending
; in death in a very short time, is probably traceable
to a late large meal. The truly wise will take the
safe side. For persons to eat three times a day,
it is amply sufficient to make the last meal of cold
' bread and butter, and a cup of some warm drink,
i No one can starve on it; while a perseverance in
the habit soon begets a vigorous appetite for breakfast,
so promising of a day of comfort
Halfs Journal of Health.
?
Signs of the Weather.?If the dew lies plentifully
on the grass after a fair day, it is a sign of
another. If not, and there is no wind, rain must
follow. A red evening portends fine weather; hot
' if it spread too far upwards from the horizon in
' the evening, and especially morning, it tore tells
wind or rain, or both. When the sky, in rainy
weather, is tinged with sea green, the rain will increase
; if with deep bine it will be showery.
Against mnchrain, the clonds grow bigger, and increase
very fast, especially before thunder. When
the clonds are formed like fleeces, but dense in the
middle and bright towards the edges, with the sky
bright, they are signs of a frost, with hail,?now or
rain. If clouds form high in air, in thin, white
trains, like locks of wool, they portend wind, and
probably rain. When a general cloudiness covers
| the sky, and small black fragments of clonds fly
; underneath, they are a sure sign of rain, and probably
it will be lasting. Two currents of clouds al'
ways portend rain; and, in summer thunder.
The Duty op a Mother,'1?She should be firm,
[ gentle, kind, always ready to attend to her child.
She should never langh at him, at what he does
i that is cunning; never allow him to think of his
looks, except to be neat and clean in all his habits.
She should teach him to obey a look; to respect
i those older than himself; she should never make
a command without seeing it is performed in the
i right manner. Never speak of a child's faults or
1 foibles, or repeat his remarks before him. It is a
sure way to spoil a child. Never reprove a child
i when excited, cor let your tone of voice be raised
i when correcting. Strive to inspire love, not dread;
respect, not fear. Remember you are training and
I educating a soul for eternity.