Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, January 23, 1868, Image 4
gtumtfwtts department.
A GOOD JOKE.
"There was a Quaker chap too cute for
the great Daniel Webster once. This Quaker,
a pretty knowin' old shaver, had a
cause down to Rhode Island; so he went to
Daniel to hire him to go down and plead his
cause for him ; so says he, 'Lawyer Webster,
what's your fee ?' 'Why,' says Daniel,
'let me see; I have got to go down south to
Washington to {dead the great insurance
case of the Hartford Company, and I've
got to be at Cincinnati to attend the Convention
; and I don't see how I can go to
Rhode Island without great loss and great
fatigue ; it would cost you may be more than
you would be willing to give.' Well, the
the Quaker looked pretty white about the
gills, I tell you, when he heard this ; for he
could not do without him no how, and he
did not like this preliminary talk of his at
all. At last he made bold to ask him the
worst of it?what he would take ? 'Why,'
says Daniel, 'I always liked the Quakers;
thev are a auiet, peaceable, people, who
never go to law if they can help it, and it
would be better for our great country if
there were more such people in it. I never
seen or heard tell of any harm in 'em,
except going the whole figure for General
Jackson, and that everlastin' almighty villian,
Van Buren ; yes I love the Quakers ;
I hope they'll go for the Webster ticket yet,
4nd I'll go for you as low as I can anyway
afford ; say $1,000.' The Quaker well nigh
fainted when he heard this, but he was pretty
deep, too; so, says he, 'Lawyer, that's
a great deal of money; but I have more
causes there : if I give you the $1,000, will
you plead the other causes I shall have to
give you ?' 'Yes,' says Daniel, 'I will do so
to the best of my humble ability.' So down
they went to Khode Island, and tried the
case, and carried it for the Quaker. Well,
the Quaker he goes round to all the folks
that had suits in court, and says he, 'What
will you give me if I get the great Daniel
to plead for you ? It cost me $1,000 for a
fee; but now he and I are pretty thick, and
as he is on the spot, I'll get him to plead
cheap for you.' So he got $300 from one,
and $200 from another, and so on, until he
got'$1,000 more than he gave. Daniel was
in a great rage when he heard this. * What,'
said he, 'do you think I would agree to you
letting me out like a horse to hire?'
'Friend Daniel,' said the Quaker, 'didst
thou not undertake to plead all such cases
as I should have to give thee ? If thou
will not stand to thy agreement, neither
will I stand to mine.' Daniel laughed out,
ready to split his sides, at this. 'Well,'
says he, 'I guess I might as well stand still
for you to put the bridle on this time, for
you have fairly pinned me up in a corner of
the fence, anyhow.' So he went good humoredly
to work, and pleaded thera aH."
Sam Slick.
AN EDITOR SUED.
The editor of the Muscatine (Iowa) Courier
was sued the other day. He took it
philosophically. Hear him:
The dim recesses of our dark sanctum
were illuminated yesterday by the rubicund
visage of our friend Constable Scott. Our
hair stood on end as with tears in his eyes
-he prooaadttri to m'uwiy primed blank
on which our name figured conspicu- ,
ously with that of Justice Klein. To cut
ahort a long article, we were sued. Were ;
you ever sued, reader? Yes! Nice, ain't
it ? We put our pen behind our ear and
looked wise at the officer. He trembled a i
little, for the idea of suing an editor was
new to him. He never imagined that any- j
thing could be got of ''them fellers" by su- j
ing?we didn't either. We don't now. j
The art of suing is a science. Young law- ,
yers anxious for suits some times bring ;
them for fun. Old ones, however, never ,
do anything of the kind unless they can ,
get something. We never knew anybody
to get anything where there wasn't anything
to be had.* We hope they'll get a
. judgment against us, then we hope they'll
take out an execution, and lastly, we beg
they'll execute it. If we've got any property
we'd like to know it. They might
garnishee a lot of other fellows we owe around
town. We guess they will. If they i
are sharp they'll commence on George
Schneider. We owe him for a glass of beer. ;
If they get that it would help a little. Fail
ing m mui ayo recomujuuu mem mttKii a ;
box of soiled paper collars we have on hand. ;
They haven't been turned yet, and they
might use the clean side. If this won't do, <
we are unable to help them.
Deacon S was an austere man j
who followed oystering, and was of a hard- ,
shell persuasion. The Deacon "alius made j
it a pint" to tell to his customers that the i
money which he received for "isters" did |
not belong to him. "The good Father
made the isters," said the Deacon, "and the
money is liis'n; I am only a stooard."
They do say the Deacon had a way of getting
about ten cents more on a hundred by
his peculiar method of doing business for
somebody else. One Sunday morning the
old fellow was tearing round from house to
house with a suspicious bit of currency in
his hand, ana more tnan a suspicious rage
in his face. Some one had given him a bad
fifty cents, and he "wasn't goin' to meetin'
till that ar was fixed up." "Why, Deacon,"
said one of his customers whom he had
tackled about it, "what's the odds ? what
need you care, 'tisnt yours, you know; you
are only a steward; it isn't your loss."
The Deacon shifted his shoulder, walked to
the door, unshipped his quid, and said:
"Yas, that's so; but if you think that I'm
a-goin' to stand by and sec the Lord cheat-ed
out of fifty cents you're mistaken; I
don't foster no such feelin' !"
Anecdote of an Actor.?Simpson, the
actor, would never take any medicine, and
his medical man was often obliged to resort
to some strategem to impose a dose upon
him. There is a piay in which the hero
is sentenced, in prison, to drink a cup of
poison. Harry Simpson was playing this
character one night, and had given directions
to have the cup filled with port wine,
but what was his horror, when he came to
drink it, to find it contained a dose of senna.
He could not throw it away, as he had to
bold the goblet upside down, to show his
persecutors he had drained every drop of it.
Simpson drank the medicine with the slowness
of a poisoned martyr, but he never
forgave his medical man as was proved on
his death, for he died without paying his
bilk
A Toper's Argument.?In a discussion
with a temperance lecturer a. toper asked:
"If water rots your boots, what effect must
it have upon the coat of your stomach?"
^isceHaucous JMitks.
SOIOMON'S THRONE.
The following account of this remarkable
piece of mechanism purports to be ta- i
ken from a Persian manuscript called the i
history of Jerusalem: "The sides of it 1
were of pure gold, the feet of emeralds and 1
rubies, intermingled with pearls, each of i
which was as large as an ostrich's egg. The i
throne had seven sides; on each side were 1
deliueated orchards full of trees, the branch- i
es of which were of precious stones, repre- i
senting fruit, ripe and unripe ; on the top i
of the trees are to be seen figures of plu- <
mage birds, particularly the peacock, the '
etaun and the karges. All these birds were i
hollowed within artificially, so as to occa- i
sionally utter melodious sounds, such as the i
ear of mortal never heard. On the first i
steps were delineated vine branches, having
bunches of grapes, composed of precious <
stones of various kinds, fashioned in such
a manner as to represent the various colors
of purple, violet, green and red, so as to
render the appearance of real fruit. On
the second step, on each side of the throne,
were two lions of terrible aspect, large as
life and formed of cast gold. The nature
of this remarkable throne was such that
when Solomon placed his foot on the first
step the birds spread their wings, and made
a fluttering noise in the air. On his reaching
the third step, the whole assemblage of
demons, and fairies, and men repeated the
praises of the Deity. When he arrived at
the fourth step voices were heard addressing
him in the following manner: "Son of
David, be thankful for the blessings which
the Almighty has bestowed upon us." The
same was repeated on his reaching the fifth.
On his reaching the sixth, all of the children
of Israel joined them; and on his arrival
at the seventh all the birds and animals
became in motion, and ceased not
until he had placed himself on the royal a
* .1 i i v i . it ;
seat, wnen tne Diras, nons, ana otner am- g
mals, by secret springs, discharged a show- t
er of precious perfumes on Solomon, after a
which two of the karges descended and s
placed the golden crown upon his head, j
Before the throne was a column of burnish- i
ed gold, on the top of which was a golden
dove, which held in its beak a volume
bound in silver. In this book were written
the psalms of David, and, the dove hav- (
ing presented the^book to the king, he read r
aloud a portion of it to the children of Isra- j
el. It is further related that on the approach
of evil persons to the throne, the \
lions were wont to set up a terrible roar, t
and to lash their tails with violence; the
birds also, and demons, and genii to utter j
horrid cries; so, for fear of them, no one \
dared be guilty of falsehood, but all con- j
fessed their crimes. Such was the throne ,
of Solomon, the son of David." t
A REMARKABLE FROG. 6
On this subject Mr. Yager, living near ^
Mitchell's Station, in Culpepper county re- r
lates some very curious facts about a re- v
markable frog. "Concerning this frog," c
says he, "it has lived many years with us s
and is a great favorite, and the greatest curiosity
is its becoming so remarkably tame.
It had frequentedour door-steps, before our
hall door, some years before my acquaintance
commenced with it. My father had
adiflfri'd it Oji- ywn? uw wwimt uf it? ?inw
and color, and he visited it every evening, 0
when it would come forth at his summons 11
and by constant feeding brought it to be so v
tame it would come to the candle and look
up as if expecting to be taken up and brought t
to the table and fed on insects of all sorts, u
On presenting live insects, it fixes its eyes ^
intently and remains motionless for awhile t
as if preparing for a strike, which is an in- ^
3tantaneous throwing of its tongue to a j
great distance, upon which the insect sticks c
fast to the tip by a glutenous matter. I
can't say how long my father had been ac- [
quainted with it; from my earliest rccollec- t
lection he spoke of it as 'Old Tom,' the 'old
frog.' I have known it for many years. t
I can answer for fifty seven years. " It makes (]
its appearance (always a welcome visitor) ^
with warm weather and remains with us till
fall, appearing morning and evening to our g
great amusement, having been trained to do g
many things, such as leaping, turning somer- j,
saults, holding alternately by its feet and '
hands to a small rope, swinging and whirl- e
ing after the manner of a slack-rope per- t
former, marching erect on its hind legs, and
. ,1 j _r 1 ??u b
ill me wwru 01 uuiuiuuuu wnvugu tut g
manual exercise. It seems perfectly good t
natured, and never shows temper, but is t
dreadfully afraid of a cat, on whose approach
it wdl often leap four feet from off ^
the floor, with the utmost precision, plump ^
into the mouth of alaj-gestone water pitcher,
and thus secure a safe retreat. Yet he
is in no wise alarmed or disturbed by the
presence of dogs, of which we have many c
about the premises. They seem to regard F
him as one of the household and a "privi- s
leged character " The Hon. Judge Tay- f
lor, who will attest the above statement r
made by Mr. Yager, in speaking of the age c
of this frog, remarked: It is certainly one f
hundred years old, and though lie may have 1
been here before the Indians left the coun- f
try, he may be even now but in his infancy, c
Elk Run (Va.) Gazette. i
The reader must rest assured that the a- i
bove story is a magnificent hoax. ?
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Tut? Pni?smn\t jntff.s a Mtrstox TIttnt- .
A"*< ~ # ;?-? i
er.?Applicants for foreign missions are as ,
plentiful as blackberries just now. They ?
fill the hotels, and night and day take pos- ,
session of the ante-room of the executive (
office, where the great dispenser of patron- {
age sits patiently from 10 a. m., till close i
on midnight. Gentlemen who are anxious j
for a few years abroad, come with loads of j
recommendations, and are modest enough (
to press their own claims in person. Last j
night one of these patriots called upon the \
President, accompanied by an influential
friend. The latter did the introduction,
and after a few flourishes of blarney and i
soft sawder, remarked: i
"Mr. President, this is a young gentle- 1
man who desires you to give him something 1
abroad for a few years. He considers him- i
self a good representative of the conserva- <
tivc people of New Jersey, who have a ma- i
jority in that little State of seventeen <
thousand." j
To which the President replied?"He '
certainly comes well recommended." 1
Influential gentleman, smiling hopefully? i
"Yes, sir; that seventeen thousand is a .
good recommendation." i
The President?"It is a fine recommcn- 1
dation ; but I think we ought not to reduce 1
that seventeen thousand majority by send- j
ing the young gentleman away. He is <
more useful in New Jersey than abroad." 1
The influential party and the young gen- I
tleman with foreign tastes smiled grimly i
and departed.
JWjwniltol
WHAT OLD BONES ARE GOOD FOR.
The fresh bones from the butcher's stall,
us those of beef, which have been entirely
stripped of the flesh, are excellent bases
for soup. Indeed, bones alone make a far
better soup than meat alone; and even after
being cooked, unless boiled, bones are
superior materials for this purpose. Even
the rib bones of a piece of roasting beef,
ifter having been placed once on the table,
ilthough marrowless, are good soup bones,
ind the skeleton of the turkey, gosling, or i
chicken, which as a roast has done its duty, i
will make a nourishing broth. Gelatin,
" ~ . Q ?,
ind not fat, is the true foundation for soup,
md this is largely contained in bones, i
3o much for the domestic uses of bones;
low let us look at their other uses. <
First-, then, the bone boiler deprives them
>f their fat, which is used for a hundred
ourposes, from the basis of fancy soaps and
lomatunis to the "slush" for ships' masts.
Ike gelatin becomes the "isinglass" ptft up '
n fancy colored papers, and sold at the
groceries for making jellies, soups and ;
ilanc mange; or it enters into the compo- <
jition of jujube paste and gum drops. Old <
lones are the foundation of the much valu- 1
hJ fertilizer known as super-phosphate of i
ime. Ground and mixed with sulphuric i
icid they restore to the soil what it had i
;iven us in our wheat.
.but they are almost invaluable in the
irts. Very much of our 4'ivory handled"
:utlery, probably nearly all of our ivory
landled umbrellas, parasols and whips,
nany similarly ornamented canes, etc., are
landled with bone, and not true ivory. In
act, some of the bones in our domestic aninals
approach very near in texture the
genuine ivory. We have seen a, complete
ict of dental instruments handled with
lorse bones, which made as fine an appearmce
as the real ivory. Bone buttons are
;o commonly used that only an allusion to
hem is necessary. Almost all, if not quite
ill the phosphorus employed in the arts and
iciences is procured from old bones. It is
>robably the most valuable extract which
>ones yield.?Scientific American.
CORN MEAL FOR BUTTER-MAKING.
At a meeting of the Little Falls Farmers'
Jlub, at Herkimer, N. York, Judge Owen
nade some remarks on feeding corn-meal to
uilch cows, which arc reported as follows :
He found no ground feed so good for
mtter-making as Indian meal. He had
nade a number of experiments in feeding,
md the best results were obtained by fcedng
it dry. In this state the animal took
t slowly, moistening it with saliva and
horoughly masticating it. In feeding it
vet, he thought it passed directly to the
hird stomach, and hence was not properly
issimilatcd. He had a large cow of the J
lolderness breed, upon which he experi- 1
ncnted to see how much meal could be fed 1
vith profit, and found that feeding two 1
[uarts at a feed, and twice a day was all *
he could bear. This, in addition to hay, *
>rought down the milk in large quantities.
3y such feed this cow yielded fourteen '
>ounds of butter per week. Her highest 1
>roduct was forty-one pounds of butter in '
iftcen- days, besides thirty quarts of milk 1
irhiffb was sa vail out ,for family uaa.?Ba-lid
not regard turnips as of much value for *
oilch cows; preferred potatoes, as far more '
aluable for feed. *
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The Art of Grinding Tools.?More <
han one-half of all the wear and tear and
ireakage and bother of dull tools, comes i
rom a lack of proper knowledge and prac- i
ice in grinding. All steel, however re- i
ined, is composed of individual fibres laid c
ength ways in the bar, held firmly togethr
by cohesion; and in almost all farm im- j
dements of the cutting kind, the steel porion
which forms the edge, if from a sec- '
ion of a bar, is laid in and welded to the |
ron longitudinally, so that it is the side of ^
he bundle of fibres hammered and ground j
[own that forms the edge. Hence, by ?
idding on the grind-stone all edge-tools, j
s axes, drawing knives, knives'of reapers, r
cytnes, knives or straw-cutters, etc., in
uch a manner that the action of the stone ?
s at right angles with the plane of the
dge; or, in plainer words, by holding the
dge of the tools square across tho stone, ^
he direction of the fibres will be changed j
o as to present the ends instead of the ^
tde as a cutting edge. By grinding in j
his manner a finer, smoother edge is se , {
he tool is ground in less time, holds an
dge a great deal longer, and is far less lia- ^
ile to "nick out" and break.?Germantoum
Pa.) Telegraph.
CLOVER. i
Clover differs entirely from the cereal
rop3 in this : It sends its main roots per- i
>endicularly downwards, when no obstacle t
tands in its way, to the depths which the s
ibrous roots of wheat and barley fail to f
each; the principal roots of clover branch t
iff into creeping shoots, which again send i
orth fresh roots downwards. Thus clover,
ike the pea-plant, derives its principal food
rom layers below the surface soil, and the
lifference between the two consists mainly
n this?that the clover, from its larger and 1
nore extensive root-surface, can still find a (
efficiency of food in fields where peas will t
10 longer thrive; the natural consequence is i
hat the subsoil is left proportionally much j
loorer by clover than by the pea. Clover \
;eed, on account of its small size, can fur- 1
lisli from its own mass but few formative i
dements for the young plant, and requires i
i rich arable surface for its development; i
)ut the plant takes comparatively little food i
Tom the surface soil. When the roots have
pierced through, the upper parts are soon
covered with a corky coating, and only the
ine root fibres ramifying the subsoil convey
Tood to the plant.?Liebig.
Progressive Farming.?It is with farm- <
ing precisely as with every other business;
it must be attended to, or it will not pay.
This is more so now than formerly. For
now machinery does the work of hand-labor; i
ind science is adding success, which the i
common farmer cannot reach?hence he is 1
found in the rear of profits and general success.
There must be intelligence. The I
advancement of farming has made this so.
"Skinning" land is getting to be among the
things that were. This, however, is less i
the case on the prairies than in the east.
A.n old fashioned farmer stands but a poor
chance there. He is constantly selling out, i
to "better his condition," which is not done i
by buying another farm. He is generally i
^lad to get rid of his, and not get him an- '
ether "incumbrance." We must then, as
the country improves, improve with it?and
that by informing ourselves, both by reading
and conversation with those who know.
Rural World, i
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$at the %komt 4Mr.
THE LIBRARY. il
How very few young people feel sufficiently
thankful for the advantages they t]
enjoy in obtaining pleasure and profit from j
books! Before tne art of printing was dis- t]
covered, young people were ignorant res- Q
pecting a hundred things of which they may f?
now easily become well informed. li
It is true that sometimes they might hear 2
from their parents and friends what they, C(
in their turn, had heard from others. A h
ship-wrecked sailor might tell them of the
dangers of the sea; a one-legged soldier it
might recount the wonders of foreign climes, C(
in which he had fought and bled ; and a
merchant might speak of the barbarous peo- n
pie with whom he had traded; but these a
opportunities could not often occur, so that C(
whatever was passing in the wide world, p
they could know but very little about it. w
Few people could then afford to buy written g
books, and still fewer learned enough to 0
write thera. ti
How different is the case now! If a
young person wishes to know all about his ti
own country?its mountains, rivers, pro- d
ductions and manufactories ; if he wishes to 2
hear about shipwrecks and disasters on the p
mighty ocean, or of the inhabitants, manners,
and customs of distant climes, all this n
information is to be got from books. n
The art of printing has placed within our e:
reach interesting accounts of the four quar- it
ters of the globe, so that no one need be at- bi
together ignoiant of the remotest countries, tl
)r of the most barbarous people. e<
The Arab of the desert, the negro of the tl
Grold Coast, the Indian of Canada, the Hot- =
;entot of South Africa, and the Esquimaux <
)f North America, are all brought before us
n books; we sec their pictures, we learn
low they act in war and peace, and are able
;o form a more correct idea of the inhabi- Q
;ants of the world. 0
Books make us acquainted with the ex- 0
;ent of countries, the height of mountains, p
;he length of rivers, and with the animal, Ti
vegetable and mineral creation. How little ,n
should we know of the productions of dif- fu
'erent countries if it were'not for books!
Mariners might sail round the world, travelers
might visit distant climes, the whale
night be harpooned in the North Sea, the tb
ion hunted in Africa, the tiger and ele- ^
ihant in the East Indies, the bear and the
juffalo in America, the giraffe in the desert,
md the kangaroo in Australia, without our
jeing acquainted with these matters; but w
is they are recorded in books, we know, or
nay know all about them.
It is from books that we learn the his;ory
of different nations, and know whether so
;hcy are Jews, Mahommedans, idolaters, (j
>r Christians. Books tell us what the mis- es
sionary is doing abroad, inform us of the of
iprcad of the gospel, and of the different ^
schools established in different parts of the
vorld. Without books we must, most of "
is, of necessity, be ignorant; but with them,
iccompanied with God's blessing, wo may
jecome wise.
But though books contain great informa;ion,
very many cannot afford to buy them ;
;hey may purchase a few, but they ^cannot
)uy all they want to obtain the information
;ht^r desirc?
;ian-hcarted people have set up lendnlg'fijraries
of useful instructive books, and are
.hereby doing much good. Then, look ai
family library ; the shelves are well stockt
;d with books arranged in order.
But if school aud family libraries thus
nakc it easy to young people to acquire
lseful information, the greater disgrace will
t be to them if they remain ignorant. The I
>ld copy,
When honse is gone and money spent,
Then learning is most excellent,
s as true now as it ever was. Young people
now have great advantages.
One thing should, however, be remem)ered.
It is not reading all the books in 1
;he world, or obtaining all the information
n the world, that will render a young perlon
happy. True wisdom consists not in
cnowiug what is right only, but in doing it.
rhat book, then, is the best book, which
lets the worthiest object before you, and
supplies you with the best motive to obtain *
t.
Though books were ten times more plenti- =
'ul than they are, yet, if the Bible should
)e taken away, we should be worse off than Y
jefore. To be, therefore, well in other
jooks, and to be but little acquainted with
he Bible, is a reproach to any one, old or
roung. Other books afford us passing en;ertainment
of-knowledge respecting the
vorld; but the Bible is able to make us
vise unto salvation through faith which is
n Christ Jesus.
Whatever books you read, be sure to keep
lp the reading of your Bible; it contains
lie best news that ever came into the world,
lalvation by the Saviour of sinners ; it afords
counsel in difficulty, consolation in
rouble, support in sickness, and confidence
n death.
This is a precious book indeed, n
Happy the child that loves to read; j
'Tis God's own word, which he has given
To show our souls the way to heaven. ,J(
What should you say of a traveler who M
lad to enter a strange country, if he made
diligent inquiry about the hills and valleys,
Via rnu.r la and the lanes, hichwavs and bv- of
ivays of the first few miles, but never made ?o
my inquiry about the remainder ? you fa
ivould think and say, that he was at best
Dut a simple fellow. Such are all those
tvho are well read in other books and ill ^
read in the Bible; who are in the things of pi
;his world, and ignorant of the world which
;s to come. hi
Of all the books that o'er woropounod
To soli, to give away, or lend, From
north to south, from east to west,
The Bible is the very best.
CAN YOU COUNT A BILLION.
Said a father to a black-eyed son one
evening, "Can you count a billion ?"
"Certainly, papa, that's no'great feat."
"Do you know how many is a billion ?" g
"Not exactly, but I will see what WebJter
says in his great dictionary. Here it 0
is. A million of millions; as many mil- k
lions as there are units in a million."
"Now, my son, this is a very large num
ber, and do you think you can count it-m
"Certainly I can." ^
"How long do you think it will take you
if you do nothing else but count ?" a
"Perhaps all day, or easily in two days."
"Take your slate and pencil and let us i
make a little calculation. As your tongue '
is very nimble, I will allow that you can
count two hundred in a minute. How many
will this give you in an hour ?"
"Why only 12,000."
"Ana how many in twenty-four hours ?"
"Only 288,000." n
"This tells you that two days are not e- ^
aough even if you count without eating or '
leeping, for it would only give you 576,00,
which is far short of a billion."
"Give me a whole year and I will count
f."
"If you do," said the good-natured faber,
with a twinkle in his eye, "I will give
ou $1,000 and take you to Niagara and
ae White Mountains the next summer.
!ome, use your pencihagain and see how
ir a year will carry you toward the bilon,
allowing that you work 365 days, and
4 hours each day. Multiply 288,000
ounted in a day by 365, and what results
ave you ?"
"Why, papa, only 105,120,000. I give
; up, for I do not believe that I could
ount it in all my lifetime."
"That is very probable, my son; but
ow you are at it, keep up the calculations
nd find out how long it would take you to
ount a billion. Be careful in your multilications
and additions for a small mistake
.1 it - .e ? _ _
nere me ngures are so many win maice a
reat difference in the result. I will look
ver with you. You have made the calculaion,
and what is the result ?"
"Perfectly amazing. To count a million
mes a million would take 9,512 years, 34
ays, 5 hours, and 20 minutes at the rate oi
00 for every minute. This no man could
osaibly do."
"This calculation demonstrates to you,
iy sou, that some things which, in our igorance,
seem to be very easy, are upon
xperiment found to be very difficult, if not
npracticable. If Adam, instead of disoeying
God, had commenced counting from
le first moment of his being and continu1
until now, be would only haye got
irough with about two thirds of his task.
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