Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, April 15, 1858, Image 4
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SXTT'S DADDY ACTING HOESE. i
"Hold that ere hoss down to the yearth."
"He's spreading his sail-fly now." t
" Keep him where he is." i
These and like expressions were addressed 1
to a queer-looking, long legged, short-bod- 1
ied, white haired, hog-eyed, funny sort of a
genius, fresh from some second-hand clothing
store, and mounted on " Tarpole," a 1
nic-tailed, long, poor horse, and enveloped
all over in a perfect net-work of bridle reins, t
scuppers, martingales, straps, circingles and
red-ferreting, who had reined up in front of ^
Pat. Nack's grocery, among a crowd of wild ^
mountaineers full of fight and bad whiskey.
"I say, you darned ash cats, jist keep your
shirts on. will vou ? You never seed a raal c
strawberry time, hoping some stray horse ^
mout come aloDg; but dog ray cats ef eny 1
sich luck as that ever comes whar dad is,
he's so drotted mean, an' lazy, an' savage,
an' ugly, an' tryin.'
" Well, one nite, dad he lay awake all
nite, a snorin' an' rollin' an' a whisperin' at
marm, an' next mornin' says he :
Sut, I'll tell you what we'll do; I'll be
hoss myself, an' pull the plow while you
drive me, and we'll break up corn ground
and then the old quilt (that's marm) and
the brats kin plant or let alone, jist as
they please "
"So out he goes to the papaw, an' peeled
a right smart chance of bark, an' marm an'
me made geers for dad, and they become
him mightily then he would have a bridle?
so I gits an old umbrella what I found?it's
a little piece of iron, sorter like onto a pitchfork,
ye know?an' we bent an' twisted it
sorter into a bridle bit, snail shape, (dad
wanted it curb, as he hadn't worked for some
time, and must sorter feel his oats and go
to canvortin.) Well, when we got the bridle
all fixed on dad, he champed his bit jist like
a raal horse, (he always was a most complicated
old fool, enyhow, au' marm always said
so when he warn't about,) then I put on the j
geers, an dud an I goes into the field, 1 a j
leadin' dad by the bridle, and totin' the | '
gopher plow on my back.
"When we come to the fence I let down J
a gap; that made dad mad; he wanted to 1
jump the fence on all fours, hoss way. I ,
hitched him into the gopher, and way he '
went, dad leanin' for'ard to his pullin' right
peart, and we made sharp plowin,' dad goin ,
right over the bushes an' sprouts same as a ,
raal horse, the only difference is, he went on
two legs. Presently we come to a sasafras
patch, and dad, to act up his character as a
hoss, bulged squar inter it, an' tore down a
hornet's nest as big as a hoss' head ; and all
the tribe kivered him right strate. He rared
and kicked once or twice, an fotch a squeal
wus nor ary hoss in the district, an' sot into
runnin' away just as natural as ever you
seed.
I let go the plow and hollered woe, dad,
woe, but ye mout as well said woe to a locomotive.
Jewhilikins, how he run ! When
he come to a bush he'd clear it, gopher and
all; pr'aps he thot there mout be another
settlement of bald hornets in it: and that it
was safer to go over than thro, an' quicker j
done. Every now and then he'd paw one ,
side of his head with fust one fore leg and .
then tother; then he'd gin himself an open- ;
handed slap, that sounded like a wagon ! ,
whip, an' rumin' all the time an' carryin' that1 ,
gopher jist about as fast and high from j ,
the yearth as ever a gopher was carried, I
swar. When he cum to the fence he bus- ,
ted rite thru it, taren nigh inter seven pan- ,
els, scatterin' and breakin' the rails might- ]
ily; here be left the gopher, geers, swingle- ]
trees and klevis, all mixed up, not wurth a ]
durn, most of his shirt stuck to the broken j
end of a splintered rail, and nigh onto a pint |
o' hornets staid with the shirt, a stingin' it ,
all over?the balance on 'em, about a gal- ]
Ion an' a half, kept on with dad. He seemed ,
to run jist adzactly as fast as a hornet could (
fly, for it was the tightest race I ever did see;
9 y
horse til I rid up. Tarpole is next to the best
horse that ever shelled nubbins, and he's
dead as a still worm; poorold Tickey Tail."
" What killed him, Sut ?" said an anxious
inquirer.
"Why, nothing, you tarnation fool; he
jist died standing up at that. Warn't that
good pluck ? Froze stiff; no, not adzactly,
but starved fust and then frozed afterwards;
so stiff, that when dad and me pushed him
over, he jist stuck out so, (spreading his arms
and legs,) like a carpenter's bench, we waited
seventeen days for him to thaw, afore we
could skin him. Well, thar was?dad an'
me, (counting his fingers,) dad an me, Sal
an' Jack?fool Jake we use to call him for
short?an' Phineas, an' Simeon, an' Jonas,
an' Charlotean, an' Cullina, an' Cashus Henry
Clay, an' noah Dan, an' Catharine Second,
an' Cleopatry Antony, an' Jane Lind,
an' Tom Bullion, the baby and the prospect,
an' marm herself, all left without any horse
to crop with. That was a nice mess for a
'spectable family to be slushed about in,
warn't it? I declare if I didn't feel like
stealin' a horse, sometime. Well, we waited *
and rested, and waited until well onto t
down thru the grass they all went, the hornets ; ]
sorter makin' it look like smoke all around ,
dad's head, and he with nothin' on but the
bridle, and nigh on a yard o' plow line sailin' ]
behind him. I seed he was aimin' for the j
swimmin hole in the creek, whar the bluff is j
over twenty feet perpendicular to the water, ,
and it's nigh onto ten feet deep. To keep
up his character as a boss, wher he got to
the bluff he jist leaped off, or rather he jist i
kept on runnin.' Now rite thar, boys he i
overdid the thing, if that was what he was .
arter, for thar's nary hoss ever foalded
darned fool enough to leap over sich a place; <
a mule mout have doue it, but dad warn't
acting the mule. I crept up close to the edge i
and looked over. Thar was old dad's bald j
head, for all the world like a peeled ingun, j j
a bobin' up and down, and the hornets a ' ]
salin' and circlin' round, turkey-buzzard 1 t
fashion, and every once in a while, one, and ]
sometimes ten'ud make a dip at dad's head. I y
He kept up a peart dodgin' under; some-; ]
times they'd hit him and sometimes they'd I 1
hit the water, and the water was kivered with i
drowned hornets.
"What on yearth arc you doin' thar dad V
says I. | 1
. "Don't (dip) you see these infernal var-.j i
mints (dip) onto me ?" "I i
"What?" sed I. "Them are hoss flies i
thar; ye ain't really afeard of them, arc ye ?"
"Hoss flies ! sed dad; 'they're rale (dip) j
genewine bald hornets, you (dip) infernal I.
cuss." j
"Well, dad, you'll have to stay thar till
nite, and orter they go to roost, you come !1
home and I'll feed you."
"And knowin' dad's unmodified natur 111
)roko from them parts and sorter cum to the
;opper mines. I staid hid till about next
tfternoon, when I seed a fellow traveling,
md sed I: "What was goin' on at the cabn
this side of the creek when you passed it ?"
"Why, nothin' much, only a man was sitin'
in the door with narry shirt on and a
voman was greasin his back and arms, and
lis bead was as big as a ten gallon keg, and
le hadn't the first sign of an eye?all smooth."
"That man's my dad," sed I.
"Been much fitin in this neighborhood
ately ?" said the traveller, dryly.
"Xun wuth speakin' of, personall or pericularly,"
sed I.
"Now boys, I haint seen dad siuce, and
vould be afeard to meet him in the next ten
rears. Let's drink."
80?* The following stump speech, deliversd
by a pupil of the Wallkill Academy, at a
ecent exhibition, will compare very well
vith many pathetic harangues given by older
ons of Hermes on the inexhaustible theme
>f "Bleeding Kansas
Fellow-Citizens?Allow me to picture
o your excited and denuded immaginations
nine of the heart rending evils which rise
'roni the want of protection to hen roosts, in
ny vicinity, among my constituents. Fellow,'itizens,
we will suppose it to be the awful
nelancholy hour of midnight that this awul
crime is committed?all nature is hushed
n sound repose?the solemn wind softly
noans through the waving branches of the
rees?and naught is heard to break the
lolemn stillness, save an occasional grunt in
he hog pen. I will now carry you in iraagilation
to that devoted hen house. Behold
ts peaceful and happy inmates gently recliling
in balmy slumbers on their elevated
ind majestic roosts! Look at that aged and
11 1 1 1 1 _ i. 5
servant's elbow as a plate of mock turtle was
offered her, which of course was upset ovet
the young lady's white dress of tulle lace.
No complaint, not even a frown beingevinced,
the delighted suitor concluded that
what he had heard was a mistake, and that
his inamorata had the temper of a lamb who
had been fed upon mashed potatoes, and as
harmless as water gruel. So the marriage
took place?but soon the lady's real character
displayed itself, as is always the case after
marriage, but never hefore, and his wife,
[ike a human Stromboal, was subject to fiery
eruptions every tcu minutes upon an averige.
"How is it, my dear," said the happy
husband, " that having such a bad temper,
you stood the ordeal by soup so well?"
" Why," answered the lady, "I might
have appeared indifferent at the time, but
good heavens,! you should have only gone
into my room a little while afterwards, and
seen the marks of my teeth on the bed post!"
A Happy Family.?A friend of ours
met his neighbor's coachman looking remarkably
facetious, on a Monday morning.
As the man touched his hat, he said to him:
" Well, John what has happened to make
you look so pleasant to-day ?"
? Why, sir," was the reply, " what do
you think ?
We area pretty lot at our house?that we
ire. I started with five of us in the old carriage
yesterday morning. First of all I drove
:he young lady to the Episcopal church, and
foflipr tn thfi Weslflvans : npst T tonk
poung master Augustus to the Spiritualists;
ny wife went to the Ranters; and when 1
lad put the horse, up I took a turn myself
with the Calvinists."
S?* An exchange paper tells of a person
who prefaced his sermon : "My friends, let
as say a few words before wo begin." This
is about equal to the chap who took a short
aap before he went to sleep.
BST Somebody said that if nature had designed
man to be a drunkard; she would
have constructed him like a churn, so that
the more he drank the more firmly he would
stand. .
i8@?* Why is a lean doglike a man in meditation
? Because he is a thin-cur.
reneraoie, ana nigniy respecicu ruosier, us
ie keeps his silent vigils with parental and
inmitigated watchfulness over those innoient,
helpless and virtuous hens and pullets !
rust let your eye glance around and behold
hat dignified and matronly hen who watches
vith tender solicitude and maternal congratuation
over those little juvenile chickeus,
vho crowd around their respected progenitor,
ind nestle under her wings! Now I will
isk, feliow-citizens, is there to be found a
vretch so lost and abandoned, as will enter
hat peaceful and happy abode, and tear
hose interesting and innocentlittle ones from
heir agonized and heart broken parents ?
Fellow-citizens, I answer in thunder tones
hat there is ! Fellow-citizens, is there anyhing
so mean and sneaking as such a rob)er?
No, there is not! You may search
he wide universe, from the nations who reaose
in solitary grandeur and superlative
najesty under the shade of the tall cedars
vhich grow upon the plains of bleeding
Kansas, down to the degraded and barbarjus
border ruffians, who repose in obscurity
n their miserable wigwams in Massachusetts,
ind then you will be as much perplexed to
Ind anything so mean as you would be to
see some of our clergy practice what thcv
preach, or to see a certain whitc-coated editor
of one of our daily papers taking into his
ambrace one of Afric's voluptuous daughters I
Fellow-citizens, I have sat quietly and heard
the opponents of the great National measure
irgue against me, till I am pretty nigh bursted
with the indignant emotions of my lacerated
sensibilities. Fellow-citizens, is it pos
sible that men can be so infatuated as to argue
against me. on this subject? I blush tc
say that there are ! Fellow-citizens, all 1
want is for every man to act on this subjeel
according to his conscience?let him do this
and he will be remembered forever, if nol
i t i.A.i t 7?-.11
longer, Dy a graieiui posterity . rcnuw-uiiizens,
I feel that I have said enough on this
subject to convince the most obstinate mein
ber of the necessity of a law which shall for
ever and ever-lastingly put a stop to such foui
proceedings.
A Shrewd Man Ouwitted.?Mr. Clay
ton, author of a book on the Crimeau Cam
paign, met in his journey a strong mindcc
woman. He says:
We next touched at Malta, taking or
board a few fresh passengers in lieu of some
we landed there. Among the new comers
was a lady of a most violent temper, so un
governable that she hated mortally all thai
did not agree entirely with her ideas upor
everything.
Iler husband informed us that just before
his marriage, he was warned of the lady's
fiery disposition, and to test the accuracy ol
the information, one evening as he.sat nexttc
her at supper, he managed cleverly to iosr the
Jfarnter's J tplntenl
From the New England Farmer.
FARMING REQUIRES STUDY.
' Mr. Editor:?Owing to the high value
of the farmer's productions, mauy mechanics
have recently left their business and
taken farms, with an anticipation of making
a fortune immediately; and living with
that luxury which they imagine country peo
pie enjoy. They should remember that all
ought to understand the business best thai
they have been the longest time engaged in :
and that if any one from any other business
would prefer farming, let him begin understanding^.
lie should know what, when and where
to begin to plant; what, when and where,
in the culture, what, when and where to reap,
And can a person, ignorant of all this, expect
to succeed in any part or in all ? Ae
well might the country youth expect to be
benefitted in the merchant's counting room
?as well might the student in addition)
suppose because he used a slate that he could
do all that can be done on a slate?as a person
not used to, and not acquainted with the
soil, can suppose himself to excel in agriculture.
What must the farmer do to better himself
and farm ? Study interestedly, by obtaining
information from cxperince and
skillful agriculturists ; by reading and observation;
and by a judicious expenditure oi
labor and money upon the soil; and when he
has made his farm what a farm should be,
he may expect to be able to live in a better
maDnerthan any of his neighbors; and
not till then.
When I hear a man raising objections tc
an agricultural paper, I observe his farm,
and am generally sure to find that he is raising
very powerful objections tn farming, in
a very unconscious, and as we say, in a verj
hereditary, honor-thy-fathcr way. E.
Live and Dressed Weight of Animals.?You
will greatly oblige farmers b)
publishing the following Kules relating tc
weights and prices of stock ; they are sc
plain that every farmer can understand
them. I have frequently given them tc
drovers and stock buyers, and they have usee
them ever after. They will be worth to suet
more than a year's subscription :
1st. For finding the net weight of stock
etc., where one-fourth is taken out, or allowed
for tare.
Rule.?Multiply the gross weight by the
decimal 8 tenths, and the product will be
the net weight.
Example.?Supposea farmerhas a hog tba
weighs 345 gross, how much will he weigl
net? 345 x , 8=276,0. A us.
2d. To find the gross weight, having th<
net weight.
Rule.?Divide the net weight, by th<
decimal 8 tenths, and the quotient will b<
the original g'oss weight.
Example.?What is the gross weight o
a hog that weights 345 pounds net ? 345 X
8=4311. Am.
3d. To find the price per hundred net
where the price per hundred gross is given.
Rule.?Divide the price per hundrei
gross by the decimal 8 tenths, and the qou
tient will be the price per hundred net, an<
rice versa.
Example.?How much per hundred nc
TT.I11 n fni-mor rrnt fnr Ilia tinors whftfiolls thetl
mil u iuiu.v.1 6v" a"' "^o"'
5 for three dollars and fofty cents per hundrei
' gross? S3.40 8=t?4.25. Ans.
^ Thus it will be seen that S3 40 gross, i
' the same as 84.25 net. The reasons fo
5 these are obvious, comment is therefor
unnecessary.
I now Agriculture may be Improved
?One of the best agricultural addresses o
th? past season (says the Country Gentle
man) is that of Hon. L. Chandler Ball, be
fore the Hoosik (Town) Agricultural Socie
i ty. It discusses the question?"IIow shal
the necessary conditions to further agricul
i tural impovemencs be secured, and farmer
; take the rank, exert the influence, and re
> ceive the honors to which, by their contri
butions to social order, and the welfare of thi
t State, they are entitled 1" lie lays dowi
t the following propositions, and to their clu
cidation^he address is devoted :
1 1. By adopting a higher standard of edu
I cation, both general and professional.
2. By a more thorough cultivation of tin
1 soil, by which its fertility shall be increased
! and permanently maintained.
' 3. By the more general introduction o
improved implements of husbandry, by w aid
farm and household labor may be more easi
ly and economically performed.
4. By improving the breeds of domosti*
' stook, and rearing only those animals whicl
1 are the best of their respective kinds.
1 5. By growing only those roots, grains
; grasses and fruits which arc the most nu
tricious and the most productive.
6. By pursuing that particular branch o
-c i 1?j? it.. u
Ui nusuauury wuiuu ^ivcs iuu siiuujjcsi piuu
abilities of success; baviDgreference to cli
mate, soil, markets, and amount of foreigr
and domestic competition.
By making the business of farming at
tractive to educated men, and to the farn
house and all its surroundings pleasant t(
' refined taste and cultivated mannners.
Experiment with Plaster.?edtioj
Freeman :?I give you my experience ir
the use of plaster, for the benefit of youi
many subscrbers. In the spring of 'f)5, ]
' planted two and a half acres of potatoes or
greensward, part of it broke in the fall anc
part in the spring, in rows three and a hal:
feet apart, dropping cut seed, one piece tc
a hill ouce in eighteen inches, I put aboui
j a level table spoonfull of plaster on eacl
1 i piece before covering, on all the field, ex
ceptone row, which I left without any. Ir
1 autumn when I dug the same, there was, ir
the row without plaster two bushels in th(
| row: each side of the same, having plastei
on them, two and a half bushels each. Then
were on the piece 325 bushels?credit tc
: plaster Go bushels. The credit was owinj
. to the size, there being as many in number
in the two bushels with plaster, as there
were in the two and a half with plaster. The
soil was a light loam, inclined to sandy. ]
have tried several experiments since with
| plaster and ashes, separate and together
! the results of my experiments are that plas
! ter alone is better than either alone. Pron
j expcrinence I plant no potatoes withoui
. plaster;
1tBt)
| J Mode of Increasing the Potato Crop
! j An English writer says, by carefully remo
' | ving the buds as they appear on the potatc
! vines, the crop of large ones is very mucl:
. j aumgmented. The theory is plausible, and
1 worthy of a fair trial.
Ccntjierancc fatter.
From the Spirit of the Ago.
"WHY STAND YE IDLE ALL THE
! DAY P"
As there was iu the days of our Saviour
I upon earth, a large class of men who stood
; idle, as though there was uothing to do, so
i it is now. lrou may find in every commuui.
ty a class of meu, although they are among
[ our best citizens?many of them consistent
t members of the Church of Christ, moral in
; their lives, who notwithstanding, stand aloof
i from the noble cause of the Temperance re.
form, as though they had no "lot or part in
the matter." They know and will admit
: that intemperance injuriously affects all
, classes and conditions of society?that not
, only their jieace and happiness is affected by
it, but their sons, yea, and their daughters
i too, may experience its ruinous and desola!
ting effects; that the Church must suffer the
i taunts and jeers of a scoffing world, in coni
sequence of her intemperate members?yet,
[ when efforts are every where making to suppress
and destroy this dreadful curse to the
' Church and to society, these good men stand
idle as though they had nothing to do, or as
though this terrible evil would finally cure
itself. These good men do not act thus in
other matters, ff their country's rights are
infrlncfoil np trnmnled nnon. thev are anion??
, .u...uqw?, - r 1 j j o
the first to take up arms to repel the inva
ders from our soil?yet when the 1 s are
1 enacted to encourage and perpetuate the
, dreadful curse of intemperance, they seem to
be at ease, as though they could do nothing.
I It may not be amiss to iuquire into the
cause or causes of this inaction or apathy
i and indifference. There must be a cause for
, every effect, and if these good, but idle men,
have good reasoas for remaining idle, when
i there is so much to do, we would like to
' know their reasons, that we may not do them
injustice, or impute motives to them they
would indignantly disown.
It is amusing, as well as provoking in some
instances, to hear the reasons assigned by
' these sober steady and excellent men, when
) the subject of the great reform is introduced,
' especially if they are urged to enlist under
' the bannerof the Sons of Temperance. Some
of them tell us they would cheerfully join a
1 Temperance Society on the old plan, but
they are not willing to join in an organization
> they know but little about, and consequently
' their ignorance of our order seems to be a
sufficient reason why they remain idle. A5
nother one tells us, he is as much opposed
5 to intemperance as the Sons are, but lie is
opposed to the secrecy of the Order. This
plea seems to form a sufficient excuse for him
1 to remain idle. Another tells us he is a
stronger temperance man than the Sons are,
3 for he would be in favor of banishing ardent
spirits from the country entirely?but still
3 he remains idle, as though he had fully done
3 his duty by assuring us he would carry this
matter farther than the Sons would Anothf
eV tells us that all our efforts to supress in?
temperance will prove abortive, as they al
lege that spirituous liquors win oo niaue
' and drank, while the world stands, and that
he has more sense than to waste his ammuni^
tion upon a hopeless cause. Others allege
that they are unwilling to surrender the right
to take a dram when they feel like it would
do them good. Others pretend that the Sons
^ must have some wicked, nefarious purpose
1 to occomplish, or they would open their doors
* tb all, and have no secrecy about the order.
Thus we find every man has his excuse foi
s remaining idle. Now it matters not how ofr
ten you refute these objections, or show the
e futility of these excuses, they bring them
forward again and again, as though they possessed
sufficient merit to justify their course
f even at the bar of their own consciences.?
But alas?alas?if these pleas were valid,
then might ur aho fold our hands in idleness,
apathy, and indifference, and let the
j worst enemies of our peace and happiness,
reign and triumph to their hearts conteut,
s and society, be stripped of every vestige oi
morality, religion and social order.
Now it would be easy to show the futility
b of all the excuses that have been noticed, but
i this has been done again and again, and still
- they are relied upon io justify the course of
those who stand aloof from the noble cause
. of Temperance. Were T allowed to offer a
few conjectures on the subject, I would as,
sign other reasons as the real outs?and here
I would remark, that I will not do injustice
to any man wittingly or designedly. Some
f meu will not join our order, because they
j have taken a stand against it heretofore, and
. have not only argued against the order, but
have thrown out innuendoes, or insinuations
, to our injury, and although they may have
, afterwards become convinced of their error,
yet they are too proud to admitthey arc wiser
to-day, than they were yesterday, and
therefore retain their former position. Others
remain idle, or stand aloof from our Orf
der, because they are prejudiced against the
. order, not from anything they know about
. us, but from information received from the
, enemies of the cause of Temperance, or of the
Snno nf ToinndrnrM and f.hnv have never
*'? *" -? f } ?J ?- given
themselves the trouble to enquire into
^ the matter, to see whether their prejudice
was well or ill founded, and thus remain idle
) '
and stand aloof. Others, although sober men
?were perhaps never drunk in their lives?
? yet they are fond of the taste of liquor, and
, are also very tenaciousof one of their inalienr
able rights, as they call it?which is to be at
[ liberty to take a horn whenever they may
, feel like it. This is doubtless a weighty reaI
son with some. Others do not like sotne of
f the Sons, and are unwilling to call them
, brothers. Others believe that the Tempert
ance movement will ultimately prove a fail,
ure, and they are unwilling to identify themslves
with a cause which will not eventually
, succed. There are others who do not like
, Free Masonry, and allege that the Sons of
; Temperance are the grand sons of Masonry.
r If the Sons of Temperance were a sect of
, swindlers, knaves or demagogues, there
, might be some ground of suspicion furnishi
orl Viot ftioTT mipn nnf. tn be trusted, or en
5 couraged. But what is the fact in this par,
ticular. Are they not, as a class of men, as
, i intelligent, as honest, as virtuous and as pi[
j ous, as any other class of men on earth ? Let
(j me say then to all, in conclusion; come and
! cast in your lot with us, and "we will do you
. j good, aud not evil all the days of our lives."
t : Stand no longer idle, but "be up and doing
^ * while the day lasts, as the night will come
! in which no man can work." Yea, let even
I the drunkard come, and we will receive him
. j with open arms, and do all we can to reform
- ; him. Let the precious youths of our coun)
try come, and we will endeavor to keep
i ; them from the path of the destroyer." Let
I 1 the Ladies also como, they will cheer us on
I to viotory, and strengthen our hands and en
courage our heart in the noble enterprize in
which we are eDgagcd. R.
5S?"" If his father had been what he
should have been, ***** would not have
been a drunkard." This was said in reference
to a man who had been beastly drunken
and whose father was given to strong drink.
The seeds of evil example ripen early into
a fatal harvest. The parent's position is
one of the most responsible; and under the
dominion of whiskey, Israel's proverb may
be then reversed and enforced: "the children
have eaten sour grapes and their father's
teeth arc set on edge."
Spirit of the Aye.
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|lesibtitt burgeon $lentist,
YOHKVILLE, S. C.
HQf On the East side of the Main Street, Soutl
pf the "Palmetto Hotel."
Jan 6 1 tf
JOHN B. ERWIN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
YORKVILLE, S. C.
Office in the "Adickes Building"?Up-Btairs
Feb 11 6 tf
B. H. MOORE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
YORKVILLE, S. C.
Office in the Court House.
Feb 18 7 ly
JOHN L. MILLER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
AND
.COMMISSIONER IN EQUITY,
YORKVILLE, S. C.
Office in the Conrt-Honse.
W. B. METTS,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
YOKKVILI.E, S. C.
1 Office in the Court-House.-?fl
> Jan 14 2 ly
I C DAVIS MELTON, V ? SAM'L W. MELTON
I Chester, S. C. I t Vorkville, S. C.
MELTON & MELTON,
i ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
YORKVILLE, S.C.,
' Will practice in the Courts of Union, York, Lan
caster Chester, and Fairfield Districts.
Particular attention given to collections.
I Office in the "Adickes Building"?Up-Stalrs
Jan 7 1 tf
I BENJ. II. RICE. CIIAS. B. SIMS
RICE & SIMS,
msiimiiiun
North-Atlantic Wharf,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
Particular attention paid to selling Cotton, Grain
, Bacon, with Produce and Merchandize generally
July 30 30 ly
CASTON & ALLISON,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Will practice in York, Chester, Lancaster anc
Chesterfield Districts.
Prompt attention given to the Collecting Business
OFFICE LANCASTERVILLE, S. C.
W. THURLOW CASTON, 1 / ROBERT E. ALLISON
Camden, S. C. J \ Lancastcrville, S. C
June25 25 ly
KERRISON i&, LEI DING,
IMPORTERS OF
FANCY DRY 600SS,
Silks, Linens, Hosiery, Embroideries, &c.,
NO. 141 MEETING-STREET,
Opposite Hayne-st.,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
E. L. KERRISON. HERMANN LEIDIXQ
Aug 6 31 ly
JAMEsT M.EDNEY,
COMMISSION MERCMANT,
50 JOHN-STREET, N. Y.
BUYS and forwards every kind of merchandist
for 21 per cent. Com mixtion. Refers to Govs
Swain and Morchead, N. W. Woodfin, J. W. Osborne,
C. P. Mendenhall, A. M. Gorman, Esqrs,
and Rev. C. F. Deems, Hon. W. A. Graham, and
others. Dealer in Pianos, Melodeons, Organs,
Harps, Guitars, Music, Sewing Machines, Iror
Safes, Pumps, Garden Engines, &c. A printed
list of the different makers, kinds and prices arm
free. Publisher of an elegant lithograph ol
"Hickory Nut Falls,"N. C. (SI) and the "Cherokee
Physician: or, Indian Guide to
Health." This invaluable family adviser should
be in every house. It treats of all diseases, has
a copious glossary, and prescribes the remedies
from nature's bounteous stoves, for '' our infirmities
and misfortunes. It is prin'ed on fine white
paper, handsomely bound, fourth < d tion, 300 pages,
and is mailed free for one dollar. New Rosewood
Pianos, $150.
The State of So. Carolina,
YORK DISTRICT.
Eldred D. Williamson rt. S. W. Ruddock.?Attachment.
W. B. Withers, vs. Same.?Attachment.
WHEREAS the Plaintiffs did, on the 20th day
of November 1857, file their declarations ngainst
the defendant in the above stated cases,
who, as it is said, is absent from and without the
limits of this State, and has neither wife nor attorney
within the same upon whom a copy of the
same declaration might be served. It is, therefore
Ordered, that the said defendant do appear
and plead to the said declarations, on or before the
28th day of January, which will be in the year of
our Lord one thousand eight hundred and fiftynine,
otherwise final and absolute Judgment will
then be given and awarded against him.
JOHN G. ENLOE, c. c. c. pls.
Jan 27 9 lyq
LAW BLANKS!
' VfTE have on hand, and are prepared to supply
| H at short notice, at the ENQUIRER Office,
' all kinds of LAWYERS' BLANKS in general dej
mand, printed on good paper and neatly pressed,
i We offer them at 75 cents ""{d quire. Single half
! Quire 50 cents. As we have incurred considcra
blc outlay to enable us to furnish a good article,
| we will sell for CASH and CASH ONLY.
Our present stock consists of the following varieties,
viz: Sum Pro; Fi. Fa.; Fi. Fa. on Sum.
Pro.; Copy Writ in Case; Copy Writ in Debt; Dt|
duration on Account; Declaration on Promissory
j Note: Declaration on Bond or Sealed Note; Subpcrna
Writs; Svhpccna Tickets.
MILES JOHNSON,
MM AID I&1IESS MAIMCTDRER,.
OVER WEIKFRT & M'CANTS COACH SHOP,
YOBKVILLE, S. C. J
All kinds of Saddles and Harness made at
the shortest notice.
jj@" REPAIRING promptly executed.
Feb 4 5 om
: GOLD & SILVER.
THE SUBSCRIBER
HAS ON HAND h splendid assortment of (and
is constantly receiving something new) GOLD
AND SILVER WATCHES and JEWELRY of all
kinds. Coral, Cameo and Gold Bracelets ; Gold
i Beads, Necklaces, and Neck-Chains ; Fob and
Vest-Chains: a large assortment of Seals and Keys,
; LOCKETS AND MEDALLIONS;
1 Gold and Silver Pencils and Pens; Gold Thimbles
j and Spectacles; Cornelian, Plain, Gold and Sett
- Rings ; Necklaces, Amulets, Ear-Drops and Pins;
f Silver, Shell and Pearl Card-Cases; Silver Salt3
Cellars inlaid with Gold; Napkin Rings m boxes ;
r Silver and Plated Cups and Pitchers; Cake,
Pickle, and Fruit Knives; Sugar, Salt, and Preserve
Spoons; SILVER
mmsato sokes;
Silver and Plated Ladles; Shell Jewelry Boxes,
with lock and key; Jewelry Vases; Watch-Stand
urifh Koll unit inV-qtuml attached: Pearl Glove Hoi
5 " ?" *?v.. *"? ? , i
ders; Fancy Shell-Boxes and Dressing Cases; La3
dies fine Work Boxes and Travelling Caps; Ladies
. Work-Baskets and Stands :
[ WRITING DESKS,
3 Folios, Paper-Cutters, and Ink-Stands; Tuck,
- Dressing and Pocket Combs; Hair, Cloth and
. Shaving Brushes; Harriscn's Perfumery and
. Soaps ; Violins and Strings; Patent Candle-Sticks
> and Lamps; Castors, Fruit Trays, Razors, Pock
et and Bowie Knives;
TABLE CDTLERY,
(51 pieces in a sett) Tea-Trays, in setts and single
; Table Mats. All the new style of PISTOLS,
' from 50 cents to $40. GUNS, double and single,
from $10 to $50. Slung Shot and Percussion
Caps ; Game-Bags, Flasks, Wads and Shot-Pouches.
Walking Canes of all kinds; Clocks from $3
to TWENTY DOLLARS.
All the above named articles, with many others
not mentioned, will be sold
LOW FOR CASH
, and CASH ONLY. Bring in yov.r Bank Bills?I
will take almost any kind of money; so trouble
not yourself with the idea that I will refuse.
ft?* WATCHES, JEWELRY, CLOCKS and
Musical Boxes REPAIRED at short notice by an
EXPERIENCED WORKMAN.
1000 oz. OLD SILVER WANTED.
E. M. KIRKPATRICK.
Nov 26 47 tf
TO PIASTERS 11III fiOISE-BIILDEBS.
THE Subscriber returns his thanks for the very
liberal patronage received for the past, and
takes this method to inform thecitizens of York and
the surrounding Districts, and the whole South,
that he has effected another improvement in the
Cotton Gin and Wheat Thrasher,
that excels any that have ever been introduced
heretofore; and from long experience he has no
fear in challenging any other Factory, either North
or South, to produce an equal. He feels very confident
in saying to the public, that his Qins excel
, in performance any other make or pattern now in
use. With dry cotton the roll cannot be broken
or made to spew over, which no other pretends to
claim, and with good driving power and attendance,
a 45 saw gin, will
Gin from 4 to 6 Bales or more in a Bay
weighing from 350 to 400 lbs.; which is as much
as any one hand can well handle in a day. Any
person wanting a superior Gin or Thrasher, can
be supplied by sending on his order to me at
Lewisville, Chester Dist,, S. C.
Work will be shipped to any place desired. REPAIRING
done at the shortest possible notice.
To House-builders, I will say that I am manufacturing
SASH BLINDS AND DOORS,
of every description, made of the best material,
i. and dry lumber, and workmanship the very best.
All work carefully packed and forwarded to or
der. JOHN SIMPSON.
June 12, 185G 24 tf
SEWING MACHINES.
To Manufacturers, Planters and Private
Tamilies.
IN purchasing such an article as a SEWING
MACHINE, the true policy is to buy the best.
| I. M. SINGER & Co's GAZETTE, a beautiful
pictorial paper, contains full and reliable information
about SEWING MACHINES, and answers
all questions that can be asked on the subject.?
All who read this paper will learn how to purchase
a Sewing Machine with which $1,000 a year,
1 clear profit, can be made, and will be protected
from being imposed on by some of the humbug
Machines now before the public. Singer & Co.'s
' Machine is arranged to do coarse and fine work of
every description. The Gazette may be obtained
. gratis on application at any of Singer & Co's Offi,
ces. A machine can be seen in operation at the
Tailor Shop of Mr. W. C. OWEN, of Yorkville,
S. C. L. M. GRIST, at the Enqcibeb Office, is
an authorized agent.
Singer & Co.'s Charleston Office, 324 King-st.
Principal Office, 323 Broadway, New York.
I July 2, 1857. 26 tf
The shoals and quicksands
OF YOUTH?Just Published, the 3d Edition.
On Spermatorrhea or Seminal Diseases.?
A scientific Treatise on the treatment and perfect
' cure of Nervous Debility, Seminal Weakness, Involuntary
Emissions, Impotence, &c., resulting
from vicious habits acquired during the critical
passage from Youth to Manhood.
, By DR. CULVERWELL, Member of the Royal
College of Surgeons of England, (1827.) Licentiate
of the Hall (1824,) and 30 years Resident
! Practitioner in London; Author of the "Guide to
' Health," "Green Book," "How to be Happy,"
"Memoirs of Single and Married Life," &c.
j This small, but highly valuable Treatise, written
by a world-renowned Physician and Surgeon,
' points out the only sure and permanent cure for
| all diseases resulting from self abuse, and is the
f only publication of its kind written in a benevo.
lent spirit and by a scientific man. It should be
in the hands of all who value their life and health
and happiness here and hereafter.
! Price, 12 cents, or 4 stamps, at the receipt of
which will be sent, post free, and well secured, by
Dr. Ch. Kline, No. 420 1st Avenue, Box 3586,
1 New York.
Jan 21 3 tf
i
In Common Pleas -York District
Eldred D. Williamson,)
t'j. ! Attachment.
Sam'l W. Ruddock. J
Nancy Mcacham,)
vs. i- id.
Same. J ? j
J. M. Strong,)
vs. v id.
The Same. J
Ihave attached as the property of the Defendant,
in the above stated cases, one tract of
land, containing One Hundred and Thirty Acres,
more or less, bounded by lands of William Boyce, ;
R. S. Daniels, James Elms and others. No one |1
was in possession of said land when attached? j1
and any person or persons claimiug the same, are I \
hereby notified to appear and show cause pursu- j j
ant to the acts of the General Assembly of this j '
State, in such case made and provided, why said 1
lands should not be condemned as the property of '
said absent debtor. 1
S. C. YOUNGBLOOD,
S. Y. D.
May 29, 1857. 22 (Pr'sfee $8) qly.
National police gazette.- ,
This Great Journal of Crime and Criminals .
is in the Twelfth Year, and is widely circulated i
throughout the country. It contains all the Great j j
Trials, Criminal Cases, and appropriate Editorials I (
on the same, together with information on Crimi- |
nal Matters, not to be found in any other news- ; j
paper. j,
Subscription $2 per Annum; $1, for Six ,
. Months, to be remitted by Subscribers, (who j j
should write their names and the town, county
and State where they reside plainly,)
To R. A. SEYMOUR,
New York City.
July 16 28 tf
TO THE PUBLIC.
PHOTOGRAPHY in all its various branches,
is still practiced by the subscriber, one
joor West of the PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.?
[ will attend to taking PICTURE8 EVERY SATURDAY
as heretofore; and on other days between
the hours of half-past eleven and two o'clock.
Yours thankfully for past favors.
J. R. SCHORB.
Sept 10 36 ly
THE LITER
nHYESOMATOlB J
PREPARED BY DR. SANFORD,
Compounded entirely from GUMS,
IS ONE OF THE BEST PURGATIVE AND
LIVER MEDICINES now before the public,
that acts as a Cathartic, easier, milder, and more
effectual than any other medicine known. It is
not only a Cathartic, but a Liver remedy, acting
first on the Liver to eject its morbid matter, then
on the stomach and bowels to carry off that matter,
thus accomplishing two purposes effectually,
without any of the painful feelings experienced in
the operations of most Cathartics. It strengthens
the system at the same time that it purges it; and
when taken daily in moderate doses, will strengthen
and build it up with unusual rapidity.
The Liver is one of; itheprincipalregulators
of the human body; and Qrj when it performs its
functionswell.thepow-ipHiers of the system are
fully developed. The ^. stomach is almost en
Ivnlvr ilnnbnHnnt (in t lip . health V ACtinn of the
Liver, for the proper ^performance of its functions;
when the stom-fijachisat fault, the bowels
are at fault, and the. J j whole system suffers in
consequence of one or-i^jgan?the Liver?havingceasedtodoitsduty.:
J;For the diseases of that
organ, one of the pro-'Qn|prietors has made it his
study, in a practice otrH, more than twenty years
to find some remedy /^y wherewith to counteract
the many derange-.Wiinents to which it is
liable. r-Wi
To prove that this;^j remedy is at last found,
any person troubled lj. with Liver Complaint,
in any of its forms, has ^Tbut to try a bottle, and
conviction is certain. I
These Gums remove rjail morbid or bad matter
from the system, [supplyingintheirplace
a healthy flow of bile.iXjiinvigorating the stomach,
causing food todi ,rj.gestwell, purifying the
blood, giving tone and H| health to the whole machinery,
removing the; ;cause of the disease,
effecting a radical cure
Billious attacks are p^curcd, and, what isbetter,
prevented, by the.rjVoccasional use of the
Liver Invigorator. P^j
One dose after eating! is sufficient to relieve
the stomach and pre ^ vent the food from rising
and souring. { J
Only one dose taken,H| before retiring, prevents
Nightmare. M
Only one dose taken rHiat nigbt, loosens the
One dose taken after Tin | each meal will cure
Dyspepsia. !?
JOT One doseof two J*. |teaspoonful8 will always
relieve Sick Head L] ache.
One bottle taken for?~jJfemale obstruction removes
the cause of the.Qj disease, and makes a
perfect cure. |ri
Only one dose imme i/^\ diately relieves Cholic,
while Nw
One dose often re ^ peated is a sure cure
for Cholera Morbus, and jf 1 a preventive of CholeOnly
one bottleyTjli8 needed to throw out
of the system the effects ,'j of medicine after a
long sickness.
B$k?Onebottle taken;^ for Jaundice removes
all sallowne8S or unnatu !rf\ j ral color from the skin.
One dose taken a ^!9hort time before eating
gives vigor to the appetite, and makes food
digest well.
One dose often repeated cures Chronic Diarrhoea
in its worst forms, while Summer and Bowel
complaints yield almost to the first dose.
One or two doses cures attacks caused by Worms
in Children ; there is no surer, safer, or speedier
remedy in the world, as it never fails.
few bottles cures Dropsy, by exciting
the absorbents.
We take pleasure in recommending this medicine
as a preventive for Fever and Ague, Chill Fever,
and all Fevers of a Bilious Type. It operates
with certainty, and thousands are willing to testify
to its wonderV. virtues.
All who use it are giving their unanimous testimony
in its favor.
ggk, Mix wnter in the mouth with the Invigorator,
and swallow both together.
THE LIVER INVIGORATOR
IS A SCIENTIFIC MEDICAL DISCOVERY, and
IS UUlljr TTUlAlUg V.UICO, ailUVOb IVV^itai, bV Utile V V*
It cures as if by magic, even the firtt dote jiving
benefit, and seldom more than one bottle is required
to cure any kind of Liver Complaint, from the
worst Jaundice or Dyspeptia to a common Headache,
all of which are the result of a Diseased
Liver.
PRICE OXE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE.
SANFORD & Co., Proprietors, 845 "Broadway,
New York.
Wholesale Agents:
Barnes & Park, New York; T. W. Dyott &
Sons, Philadelphia ; M. S. Burr & Co., Boston;
II. H. Hay & Co., Portland; John D. Tark, Cincinnati
; Gaylord & Hammond, Cleveland; Fahnestock
& Davis, Chicago ; 0. J. Woou & ?o.,
St. Louis ; George H. Keyser, Pittsburgh ; S. S.
Hance, Baltimore. And retailed by all Druggists.
Sold alto by ALLISON & BRATION-.
Yorkville, S. C.
Feb 18 7 ly
A llEAATIFl'L HEAD OF
RICH GLOSSY HAIR,
COMPLETELY PRESERVED
TO THE GREATEST AGE.
AND who that is gray would nothave it restored
to former color; or bald, but would have the
growth restored, or troubled with dandruff
and itching but would have it removed, or
troubled with scrofula, scald head, or other
. 1 i L. ? -i ?:.i. I J
eruptions, nut wouiu oe curcu, ui ?*uu situ ucuu
ache, (neuralgia) but would be cured. It will
also remove all pimples from the face and skin.?
Prof. Wood's Hair Restorative will do all this, see
circular and the following.
Ann Abbor, Novembers, 1856.
Prof. 0. J. Wood?Dear Sir: I have heard
much said of the wonderful effects of your Hair
Restorative, but having been so often cheated by
quackery and quack nostrums, hair dyes, &c., I
was disposed to place your Restorative in the same
category with the thousand and one loudly trumpeted
quack remedies, until I met you in Lawrence
county some months since, when you gave
me such assurance as induced the trial of your
Restorative in my family?first by my good wife,
whose hair had become very thin and entirely
white, and before exhausting one of your large
bottles, her hair was restored nearly to its original
beautiful brown color, and had thickened and become
beautiful and glossy upon, and entirely over
the head; she continues to use it, not simply because
of its beautifying effects upon the hair, but
because of its healthful influence upon the head
and mind. Others of my family and friends are
using your Restorative, with the happiest effects ;
therefore, my skepticism and doubts in reference
to its character and value are entirely removed ;
and I can and do most cordially and confidentially
recommend its use by all who would have their
hair restored from white or gray (by reason of
sickness or age,) to original color or beauty, and
by all young persons who would have their hair
beautiful and glossy.
Very truly and greatfully yours,
SOLOMON MANN.
Friend Wood: It was a long time after I saw
pnii at Blissfield before I got the bottle of Restora
tive for which you gave me an order upon your
igcnt in Detroit, and when I got it we concluded
to try it on Mrs. Mann's hair, as the surest test of
its power. It has done all that you assured me
it would do; and others of my family and friends,
having witnessed its effects, are now using and
recommending its use to others as entitled to the
highest consideration you claim for it.
Again, very respectfully and truly, yours,
SOLOMON MANN.
Cablyle, III., June 28, 1852.
I have used Prof. 0. J. Wood's Hair Restorative,
ind have admired its wonderful effects. My hair
was becoming, as I thought, prematurely gray,
hut by the use of his Restorative it has resumed
its original color, and, I have no doubt, permanently
so. S. BRESSE, ex-Senator, U. S.
0. J. WOOD & Co., Proprietors, 312 Broadway,
!i. Y., (in the great N. Y. Wire Railing Establishment)
and 114 Market street, St. Louis, Mo. And
iold by all good Druggists, and by ALLISON &
BRATTON, Yorkville S. C.
Feb 18 7 3m
PEARL STARCH, ARROW-ROOT
and Tapioca. For Sale by
ALLISON & BRATTON.