Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, March 05, 1857, Image 4
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THE EXQUISITE.
His coat is of the latest style,
His boots with polish shine,
And in full dress he always thinks
\ He looks "so very foine:"
And then his long and titled name?
So foreign like and grand?
Is Count Alonzo Frederick
Augustus Ferdinand.
He smells of musk and bergauiot,
tV And puts on "killing airs,"
At every well dress'd belle he meets
Impudently he stares;
. v He says Dem-me to everything,
And tries to ape Beau Nash,
? He wears a hrg "goatee" and sports
A love of a moustache.
And silly girls, to trip him, oft
Will take a world of pains,
Preferring an exquisite to
A man with real brains:
Ambitions for a title, they
r Cannot the chauce forego,
ne kninit l<ulv uTliini?umbob."
?e> '
Or Counters ".So-and-so."
A> - ^ y
Discarding men oi' real worth
And merit, for a shape,
Got np in style, but very like
A monkey or an ape,
They often, when it is too late,
Discover to their shame,
The folly of the jri-cnt mistake
In worshipping a name.
PADDY COON"HUNTING.
An Irishman of our acquaintance, named
Michael O'Roger, who settled in this
part of the country some years ago, lately
received an unexpected visit from his brother
Pat, who was direct from the "sod."?
Mick heartily welcomed his brother, and resolved
to do every thing in his power to make
his visit an agreeable one. Accordingly at
the end of the second day after Pat's arrival
-?which had been spent by them in a
general carousal?Mick artned his brother
with a shillab, and led oft' in the direction of
a cornfield about half mile distant, where he
assured Pat they would enjoy a rare eveui
iog's sport, coon limiting. The night was
too dark to distinguish objects of their search
at any great distance, but on entering the
J > - i/l vi\) 1 vnnn fliscnv
lieui, auu oeniuy up ? nuu^vi^v.
ere'd/by the rustling of the corn-stalks in
various directions, that they had been successful
in routing several of them froiu their
Riding places. Mick's keen eyes were now
iixed upon a large tree, which stood a few
yards distant, and he soon had ?he satisfaction
of detecting an object moving up its
trunk at a rapid rate. This he knew to be a
coon, and with a shout of joy he rushed towards
the tree, calling on his brother to follow
up. In a moment the two sportsmen
were under the tree. Mick prepared for a
climb, and directed Pat how to act when the
coon reached the ground :
be after makiu' n great noise to get
away," said Mick, "but for yer life don't let
him escape yc."
"Ocb, bo off up the tree wid ye," answered
Pat, flourishing his shillalah, evidentIngrowing
impatient for the sport, "niver
fear but I'll put an ind to him when he
comes down."
Mick now commenced climbing the tree
with all possible haste, and suceeded very
well in the ascent, nnlil he reached the first
branches, aud became hid from the wild gazes
of his brother, when he paused a moment
tn ascertain in what part of the tree the
coon had taken lodgings. While matters
were in this state the coon made a sudden
move among the branches, which so startled
Mick that he unfortunately let go his hold
and fell headlong to the ground.
I'at supposing him to he the coon rushed
furiously upon hitn with his shillahth, and
commenced the delightful operation of "putting
an entl to him."
' "Mnrlher! murther!" cried .Mick, attempting
to rise to his feet, <?in the name of
St. Jhitrick, don't |>e aft her bating me tn
death!"
"Ye needn't be givin' me any iv ycr dirty
excuses,"' answered Pat, '--bore my brither
tould ye'd be afthcr makiu' a great noise to
git away, but n.-ta f it ye'11 mnvo out o' this
alive.''
Mick now supposing his brother to l?o crazy.
thought it time to make it desperate
struggle for life: so seizing I'at by the legs,
lie succeeded in throwing him to the ground
wHoiviinnii :? iitiitdi and tumble fiulit com
.. _
meneed, which lasted for some time, without
either of the brothers uttering a word.
After a violent contest, however. Mick
came off victoriously, Pat being so completely
subdued, as in render him helpless. But,
fearing it was all over with him, began to
call wildly on Mick to ha.-ten down from the
tree and assist him, or the ? ugly baste "
would have his life.
By this time Mick fully comprehended the
error into which his brother had fallen, and
commenced using every means in his power
to bring him to his senses, which after a
great deal of persuasion, he sueceded in doing.
But the coon was allowed to escape unharmed,
as neither of the adventurers felt
in a humor for continuing the hunt that
Dight. Indeed, it was Pat's first hunting
scrape, and he swore by all the saints it should
be his last.
AMERICAN ANA.
The cause of Alexander Hamilton's resigning
his post as aid to Washington, and
leaving the ariuy, until his re-appearance at
the head of a company, near the close of
the war, is not generally known. It was this,
Washington having written a despatch ordered
Hamilton to send ir off immediately.
He then mounted his horse, and proceeded
to inspect the camp. On his return, perceiving
the despatch still lying on the table, he
enquired "why it had not been sent'" Hamilton
replied, "that shortly after receiving
the order, he had encountered the Marquis
Lafayette, who engaged him in conversation;
and that troin motives 01 politeness 10 mat
eminent persoD, be was compelled to postpone
sending the despatch." Washington,
who was the soul of punctuality, severely
reprimanded Hamilton for his negligence.
This touched the pride of Hamilton, who
said, "since your Kxcelleucy thinks proper
to speak to me in this style, it is time for me to
leave," and going into the adjoining room,
filled his portmanteau, aud returning, hid
his great chief farewell. Washington must
have been exceedingly angry, for he did not
then, or subsequently, request Hamilton to
remain, or to resume his post as aid-decamp.
When travelling through the Western
States for the purpose of selecting a proper
route for the Charleston and Cincinnati Railroad,
CeD. Hayne, was riding in a carriage
with a party of gentlemen, one uf whom was
ho desirous of instructing Hayne that he neglected
no opportunity of giving him sonic
information as to the roads and rivers they
were traversing. It being midsnmraer,
j many of these water courses were perfectly !
dry, so that the carrigae passed them with|
out any difficulty. At every turn of the j
! road this gentleman would say, "This Gen.
Hayne is so and so?that is so and so;" and
' so crossing the beds of former streams, he
j would be very particular in tolling its name,
i and perhaps the legeuds connected with it. j
j This went on for sonic time. At length i
: Hayne lost all patience, and when he heard J
j the old song, "This, General Hayne, is."? !
"How lucky it is" observed Hayne, "that J
, we have you along with us, for otherwise, I
! should have mistaken the beds of this water- j
j course for one of your macadamized roads !" |
A Kentuckian, attending the funeral obj
sequies of Henry (.May, at San Francisco, j
i said Mr. Clay ought never to have becu bu- J
i ried on land. "They should have throwu <
him into the sea, and a continent would have ;
been built upon his body."
A certain member of Congress was speaki
_ ,
mg one (lay on some luipuruim tjuvouuu,
; became very animated, during which he :
j grimaced terribly, which set a bother mem- j
j ber, his opponent on the (juestion, to laugh- j
: ing. This annoyed him very much, and he ;
indignantly demanded to kuow why the gen- i
tlemau from was laughing at him.
"1 was smiling at your mauuer of making !
monkey faces, sir!" was the reply.
4'0h ! 1 hi'.ib- monkey faces, do I? Well,
; sir, you have no occasion to make the ex- i
pcrimcnt. for tins mntJ i/mi flu- troii U!"
' HINTS TO VERDANT TRAVELERS, j
Make your will before starting off, and
hid an affectionate adieu to your friends. If
you invite them to a champagne supper the
eveniug previous to leaving, their affliction
wiil be much increased.
Endeavor to reach the depot in time for .
1 the cars, or the wharf iu season for the stcaiu-:
1 cr. It is iuconveuicnt to he ten minutes be-!
, hind time ; also provoking to have the con- j
veyanec start while you are buying gingeri
bread and apples, or a newspaper.
Take your seat by the side of a pretty j
youug lady, if possible, and ogle ber out of;
! countenance. Insist upon her visiting the ;
dinner-table with you at the lirst station
house: :inJ endeavorbv cross-Questioning, to :
find out whether she is married or not, and !
j where she lives.
! liore the conductor with questions as to ;
I how fast you arc running, and at what hour j
| the cars reach the next stopping place.? :
Don't fail to ask if any accidents ever happen !
i on this line. Such things please a conduc- <
: tor hugely.
At an eating-house bolt down your food a9 !
i though eating for a wager, and in order to I
! get the full worth of your money, cram your j
! pockets with biscuits aud soda crackers.
(.'hew tobacco In the cars, and spit such a
nauseous puddle upon the floor, that the first
lady who occupies the seat after you, will
j have her dress spoiled,
j Ask silly questions of the apple-boys and
| peanut venders, as they pass through the car;
it is an excellent way to exhibit your wit to
strangers.
i .
Take occasion to count over and display j
your money in public rooms and in crowds '
of people. Somebody may then imagine that!
, you may have more money than brains. .
j Should a little delay or accident occur, J
bluster about, swear, bore everybody with '
tjjotij' opinion of the matter, and exaggerate ;
:lie occurrence io those with whom yon onn:
verse.
Tell strangers your business, who you are j
j and where you are going, without their ask- j
i ing. They will think yon a simpleton.
| Kxhibit an ignorance of the country thro' j
i which you pass, by appearing to know all
iabout it, when in reality such is not the j
i ok.. I-Vtv nconle will find von out.
i r?i #
(>n :i steamer, make a ferocious jam to
the ticket oflice, ami by your anxiety and
importunity so disgn.-t rhe clerk that lie will
give you a poor berth. Then go about com-;
; plaining to the passengers, and ask to see
: their accommodations. Take particular pains
to announce that yon will never travel on
that boat again. This will ho doubt distress
the captain.
At the table, crowd into a seat before the
meal is ready, and on the signal to commence,
dive like a hungry duck into the first dish you
can lay hold of?especially if it is a rare one. !
If a lady sits opposite, do not, on any ac- j
count, exhibit unusual eivilitv. and if pos- i
sible, manage to tread on her toes now and !
then?accidentally, of course.
If you observe a person reading in the sa- j
j loon or parlor, look over his shoulder casual- j
ly and sen what he has got ; and the instant1
he doses the book dart forward and borrow
it for ;*a:i hour or so," but manage to keep '
out of sight until the lender's patience is
1 completely tired out. {
. If you borrow instead of buy a newspaper, ;
d" not think of returning it; of course it i
j isn't worth while. Throw it down anywhere.
When you visit an interesting location, i
j charter an ignorant guide to show you a!
round, and believe every word he says.?
.Much strange and uuiijtte information can ;
I be picked up in that way.
j At a hotel table find fault with the eatables, {
aud order the waiters about in an authorita- j
1 tive tone. Put on silly nir?, and make your-'
1 self ridiculous generally. People will per!
hnp?, take you for a noted character instead <
j ot'a dunce.
j A Hint to Milkmen.?A Dutchman
j who had made a handsome fortune in Phili
adelphia by selling milk, started oft' for Holland,
bis home, witli two bags of gold pieces, i
When on board he counted one bag of his
dear treasure. A mischievous monkey chau-j
ced to watch his operations. As soon as the
counted bag had been replaced and tied up,
: Jocko seized it, and soon found his way to
! the masthead. lie opened the bag, and af-!
. tcr eyeing the brilliant gold, proceeded to
j drop one pieoe on the deck and another in
j the water, until lie had emptied the bag.
When he had finished, the "Dutchman threw
up his arms, exclaiming: " T>y Jinkes, he
must be de dyveil, lor vat come from de va;
ter he does gibe to de vater, and vat comes
j from de milk he docs gibe to me."
- - ? - <?? ? ?
A Modkl Hoarding lfnisF.-r-A lady j
who has just opened a boarding house in this
: city, has adopted the following rules: The
i gentlemen must not put I heir feet on the
, mantel in winter, nor out of the window in
: summer, and the lady must not write her
name on the glass with a quartz piu. If she
. uses an air tight, she must regulate the damper
herself, and not riug every ten minutes '
< for the chambermaid. The single gentle
man must not play the trombone, nor make
love to the scivants, nor comb his whiskers
at the table. Tf he does, he won't answer.
The lady must not turn up her nose at eve-,
i rything on the table, unless she has a natu- \
I ral pup. and none of the party must drink i
or talk with a mouthful of victuals, normu?
they fight forthe top buckwheat cake. Term
liberal and board to be paid weekly in ad
vance.
This is certainly an odd mode of invitin<
customers.
LEARNING THE CURRENCY.
Of all the close dealers among us, tin
Dutchman lives on the least, and shave:
the closest. It is astonishing how soon the;
learn our currency.? A good thing occur
rod a few days since, with a keeper of a smnl
" Lager Bier" saloon in New York, win
undertook to teach his assistant, a thick head
cd sprout of a "Faderland," the diflcrenci
between "five pence" and "six pence."
" You sec, John, do piece mit devonian
ish de five pence, and midout de voman isl
dc six pence."
" Yah !" said John, witli a dull twinkli
of intelligence.
A wag of a loafer, who overheard th<
immndiatelv convinced the idea of.
"saw" and "larger bier" gratis for that da;
at least. Procuring ft three cent piece, In
watched the departure of the "boss" am
going up to John ; he called for a raug o
'bier,' throwing down the coin aud lookitij
as if he expected his change. .John, win
remembered his recent lesson, took up tin
piece, and muttered to himself:
" Midout- de vouians?" ish von si:
peuce," and handed over three copper
change.
How often the aforesaid wag drank tha
day we know not; it depended upon hi
thirst aud the number of times he could ex
change three cent pieces; but when tin
"boss" came home at night, the numbe
of small coins astonished him.
"Vat ish dose, John; you make si
many?"
"Sixpence," replied John, with a pc
culiarly satisfied leer.
"Six pence ? Ponder and blitszen ! You
take all these for six pence ! Who from?'
"T>c man niit peard like Kossuth; h
drink all day in it himself
" Per teiilul! You give him change ever
time ?"
" Yah!" said John with a vacant stare
" Per tcuful catch the Yankee," was nl
the astonished Dutchman could say.
IJJIili J ,\< t ntli .'lu.xr.l. u nai uiv jui
digging ?'
<1 am digging for money.'
The news flew?the idlers collected.
<We are told that you are digging fo
money ?'
'Well, I ain't digging for anything else.
'Have you had any luck?'
'First-rate luck ! Pays well. Von hni
better take hold.'
All doffed their coats, and laid hold mos
vigorously for awhile. After throwing on
some cart-loads, the question arose :
'When did you get any money last?'
'Saturday night.'
'Why, how much did you get ?'
'Four dollars and a half.'
Why, that's rather small !'
It's pretty well; six shillings a day i
the regular price for digging cellars, all ove
town.'
The spades dropped and the loafer
sloped.
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Who onus 1Jet.o\v.?A son of Erin lav
ing hired his services to'cut some iee, wn
asked if he could use the cross cut saw. TT
replied that 'die could, suiolv." fie wa
sent accordingly in company with some c
his co-laborers to cut some ice, and on reach
ing the centre of the pond the saw was pre
dueed with both handles still in their place
Tim verdant soon, looking at the saw, vor
coolly put his hand in his pocket, and draw
ing from it a cent, said, "Now, Jemmie, I'ai
play ; head or tail, who goes below !"
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JHtscfllancous.
LIFE'S VICISSITUDES.
Twenty years ago a fatherless hoy wa
placed in a third or fourth rate country ston
for his victuals and clothes." His cherr
face and laughing countenance, his nccom
updating disposition, and the alacrity wit!
which In; served his customers, soonadvanc
ed hint to a hotter store at a dollar a wool
l,,. nirinl-ivlv nhwed in the ham
of his mother, to aid, l>y marketing for olh
ers, to .support her little family. Jfc nov
ships cargoes, for his own vessels, but cm
barks in no important enterprise witliou
first consulting that mother still.
The son of "an apple woman" we knov
to he one of the richest men in the I'nitei
States, and who accumulated his wealth b;
his own activity and enterprise: not b;
speculation, but by legitimate commerce?
by honorable mercantile competition.
A " nice young man," ten years ag<
worth fifty thousand dollars, who delightei
in horses, hounds and gunning, married :
young lady of refinement and education; h
is now living in poverty, with that same wif
and small children, in a country village be
yornl the Mississippi.
Let us now go hack to times long pa-t
and see how history tenches the same les
son.
In 1777, Mr. Hastings received the hum
blc petition from the Great Mogul for ai<
against his enemies; ten years later, and Mr
Hastings is on his knees in the House o
Lords, and was obliged to give bail that hi
would not run away.
Tn 1770, Lord North was I'rimo Ministc
of England, the counsellor of Kings; tei
years later and it is recorded, " Lord Nortl
waslq/1 out of Westminister Abbey by oni
nf lii.! rl:in>?btors."
In 1777, there was a ."marl, active waite
at a country tavern ; ton years later lie wa:
a nabob, a borunet, a knight of the shire.
In 1777, Dr. 1\ went to the gallery o
the House of Commons to hear Mr. Pitt':
speech, ami was turned out; ten years latei
and Dr. P. rose in his place in the IIou.se. o
Lords to defend a dairyman, while Mr. Pit
stood in the bar below to hear him.
By such examples let young men lean
that attention, diligent, persevering, lovinj
attention to almost any of the useful calling!
of human life, guarantees, success whethei
in a monarchy or republic, whether undei
Kings or Presidents. That to be good al
one thing is of itself elevating, and aids tc
higher success. That what gives enduring
success is not family, name, nor wealth noi
accident, nor position, nor even genius itself
but it is steady, energetic following up ol
any one calling in the love of it, nature, anc
the belief of its importance- And more?
without this faith and affection, no man ha?
ever yet succeeded in any creditable occupa^
tion, nor do we believe ever will.
f - NEGROES IN AFRICA,
s We are permitted fsnys the Boston /W
to make the subjoined extract from a lettci
written by an officer of the United States
X navy to a friend in this city. The writer is
a son of a late distinguished Senator from
I one of the Xew Kngland States. Thelettoi
j is written from on board the United State;
EJ ! ship St. Louis, and dated October 15, 1853,
s i at "Little Fish Bay, west coast of Africa."
I "There is very little variety upon this
- i coast. 'Xiggers!' slaves! 'niggers' is the
1 cry. This town is, like most other place;
a npon the coast, made up of a few people, eal
- led white, and a crowd, a mass of miserable,
e tilthy, worthless, indolent (niggers) natives.
1 Tf Charles Sumner, Jack Hale, or anyothei
s ! sensible man wishes or is willing to bo per
1 ; manently cured of his mock philanthropy
! and sickly sentimentality in regard to tlu
2 I universal negro race, he has only to take a
! six months cruise upon the coast of Africa
J ; Tf that will not enrehim, and convince him
a j that his sympathy for three and a half mil
v ! linns of the hanniost, negroes unon the face
' j i r ?o
c of the earth i.s misplaced, then 1 have only tr
.1 | say he is past hope and past cure,
f \ "As I live, I do not believe there is one
? i negro in one thousand upon the coast of Af
" riea, who is as well off, morally, physically,
c i or socially, as the worst abused slave in the
United States. Slavery here is slavery in
k deed, and of the most horrible kind. Cruelt)
s practised licre by Uwl- slave-owners is heart
rending to witness. Some chiefs (blackj
t j own thousands?they sell, torture, or kill
s ; them, at pleasure. Ninety-nine of even
- i hundred negroes, slaves ov free, even iu town;
c would gladly exchange their condition with
r the meanest, most ill-treated slave in the
i Union. It i.s impossible to picture the mis
0 i crable condition of the native African upon
j his own soil. Civilization, or even partial
-1 culture, with the mass of natives, is an idct
! so perfectly absurd that it does not admit ol
r , a thought. With the combined efforts of s
' million competent, honest, industrious, per
e i severing philanthropists, with millions ol
i mouoy yearly expended to the best possible
y advantage for a million of years, would nol
! develop one hundred native Africans whe
j would be of any account to the world al
1 | large. So much for 'niggers.' Having seer
our negroes at home in our Southern States
J aud having seen thein here, I regard the 'in
a j stitution' as it exists there as a benign, nay,
; heavenly institution, and our southern brctli
ren deserve the thanks of the whole Chris
tiau world, for having ameliorated, in such
r striking contrast with their brethren here
| three and a half million of negroes. Yon
' may imagine that, nltfaoagh never a Demo
erat, I pray for the election of Mr. Buchan
\ an, and mainly because upon this negro ques
tion the Democratic party is right."
t WW
t THE PRINTER.
The Belfast Mercury gives the following
in relation to printers.
'From high to low, they are the sam<
careless, light-hearted, clever, well informed
j reckless fellows, knowing how to act bcttei
j than they do?nothing at times?everything
g if occasion requires or the tit takes them
r No sooner are they comfortable in one towr
than they make tracks for another, ever
a though they travel on 'hair space' means
And to what will they not turn their hands'
'We have seen' says the American Editor
, 'one and the same individual of the craft, r
minister in California, a lawyer in Missouri
a sheriff, in Ohio, a boatman on a Westerr
Q Cnnal, sailing a privateer, an auctioneer it
New Vnrk, and a pressman in a large prin
ting office. Nor are these eharaetars confin
cd to any one country?they arc every when
( the same. We have met tlicm as lecturers
v actors, travelling preachers, ventriloquists
in fact every thing. We have met them or
i tramp in this country, members of this ro
! ving profession from all parts of the globe?
I Frenchmen, Spaniards, Pojfugucse, < ior
* j mnns and .Swedes?and all apparently at
I much at home as in their own country. Ar
! dent lovers of liberty, king craft and priest?
find but little favor in their eyes. They arc
j always with the people. When the Ohnrtisl
f .-.v-f.ifr.tnntil rap-inT in England. the most
; -o r' O - /
s j elequeni leaders iu the movement wore prinp
j tors. When barricades were raised in I'am
V j in 4^, the compositors cast their type intc
* | bullets and fired them at the royalists' troops.
' When the Americans were at war with Mcxi'" eo,
of tumoral Taylor's Regiments one was
v > composed almost entirely of printers, and
1 ! they were the bravest of his troops."
r jfciT.Mr. Stephens, of Georgia, in a re-;
cent speech before Congress on the PresiI
1 dent's message iises the following language:
S'ir, it is an easy thing for a man to drift
v I along with the popular current. Any man
1 [ can do that. Honors thns obtained are as
y worthless as they are cheap; but it requires
)' nerve, it requires all the elements that make
- ' a man, to stand up and oppose men in their
j errors, and advocate truth before a people
"> unwilling to hear and receive if ; to speak
1 to those who < ' having oars hear not and
i' . haviug eyes see not." History furnishes some
0 , examples of this sort; but the history of the
e 1 world, in my judgment has never furnished
- nobler and grander specimens of litis virtue
than the late canvass in the North. "When
, a man discharges his duty upon any occasion
- he deserve respect and admiration; hut
when a man discharges his duly against the
.: prevailing prejudices of those around him,
1 I and even against his own natural feelings
. j and inclinations, that man commands somef;
thing higher than respect and admiration.
? The elder Brutus, who sat iu judgment and
pronounced sentence agaiiffcfc his own son,
r j silencing the adverse promptings of a fathl
' er's heart, made himself the " noblest Roi
j man of them alland those statesmen at
?! the North, to whom I allude who had the
i nerve, in the crisis just passed, to stand up
r and vindicate the right under the circums
| stances in which they were placed, gave to
! the world an instance of the.moral sublime
f in human action never surpassed before.
?. Our history furnishes no parallel with it.
r i Tiny bore the brunt of the tight. To them
f the preservation of the Republic is due :
t ' and if our .Republic proves not to be unj
grateful, they will receive patriots' rewards,
i more to bo desired than monuments of btass
r or marble?honored names while living and
) j honored memories when dead.
[ i
r 1 ViiMJAR KitTtORS ? Thatleasosaremade for
t; 090 years, because a lease for 1000 years
> would ereate a freehold. That in order to
C (lisinhrrit an heir at law it is necessary to
* give him a shilling by (he will, for that otli;
crwise he would he entitled to the whole
P property. That the body of a debtor may
I be taken in execution after his death. That
, a man marrying a woman who is in debt, if
i lie take her from the hands of the priest
. | clothed only in her shift will not he liable
I for her engagements. That persons who
V
are born at sea belong to Stepney parish.
That second cousins may not marry, though
tir.-t "cousins may. That a husband has the
i power of divorcing his wile by selling' her
i in open market with a halter round her neck, 1
i first taking her through a toll-bar. That a 1
woman's marrying .1 man under the gallows !
i will save him from being executed. That i
, ; if a criminal has been hanged and revives, '
i he cannot aftcrwads he executed. That the
i : owners of asses arc obliged to crop their ears, f
: lest the length of them should frighten their
1; horses,
| UkTTER LATE THAN Xf.vf.r.?The Pec
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i trey, Jsq., received on last lnursday, (Otn
. instant,*) a letter which was mailed to him
' on the 1.3th January, A. D. 1838, at the
> Post Office called Clio, in Marlborough Pisi
trict. The distance is 20 miles, and the let,
, ter has been nineteen years and twenty-four
i days on the way, and contained a twenty
. dollar bill on the Merchants Bank, at this
s place, with the request that Mr. Godfrey
i would return twenty dollars iu Tinted State
Bank Bills. Just think of it, twenty miles i
> in nineteen years, it heals the telegraph.
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> your grandchildren will receive the benefit
. of your subscription.
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M pectfully inform their friends and the public
, at hirpe, that tiiev are well prepared to execute
. I orders in t'u JOB PRINTING I.IXIi, such as
' PAMPHLETS, POSTERS,
l HAND RILLS, , CLANK NOTES.
' ' BUSINESS CARDS, LABELS,
l ' LAW BLANKS, CIRCULARS,
, MAGISTRATE'S Do. CATALOGUES,
??< .. iVi*..
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, will be-neatly anil expe litiously executed, and at
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i * rrriMMwur r.nu.v ?,.iu m um ,
I ONE ECOR SOOTH OF THE P. OFFICE.
i SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT,
wouM inform the citizeus of York Dist.,
! v of the State, n?d visitors from abroad, t. '
' our constantly increasing business has compelled
, our removal 'from "8 BROAD-STREET," to the J
i ^ inngnilieont and spacious "Brown Stone Building." j
1 i ^
The accommodation!) and arrangements of this '
, ''NEW DEPOT," arc unsurp;. - 1 l?v any similar
i ostablishmont in the United States; and whilst it
I will afford facilities for keeping our usual large !
; stock of j
j MISCELLANEOUS BOOKS,1
CHEAP PUBLICATIONS,
05 &?os)
we also propose adding largely to our
STOCK OF STATIONERY:
And those in want of LEDOKRS, JOURNALS,
CASH HOOKS, LKTTKK. NOTE, and CAP PAPER,
See., See., will tii.d it to their r.dvatitago to
1 visit n<?. i
S. G.COURTENAY & CO,,
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS. .
Sign of the Newsboy.
I Charleston. Nov. 0, 1850. 4r>?Pun I
THE SAME OLD SHOP I
. -r LEWIS.& KEBB,
e Return their thanks to their friends j a
b and customers for past favors, and c
" respectfully notify the public that n
they ore still engaged in the roanu'
facture of TIN, SHEET-IRON, and c
Copper-Ware, at the same old stand, j.
MY WKIIE Mill's HIE
Being both practical and experienced workmen,
engaged exclusively in this business, and furnished
with every needed facility, they are determined f
to accommodate the public with the best quality
of WARE, warranted, and on the cheapest terms; t
and they respectfully ask a continuation of the t
patronage heretofore bestowed upon them. They p
will continue to keep on hand a lot s
PLAIN TIN AND JAPANNED WARE; 1
SHEET-1 RON, STOVE, COPPER, 0
AND IIO USE-KEEPINO FUR- 0
NITURE; AND EVERY ?
ARTICLE TO BE 1
?AfT*TTk T*T A IT1T1T CtTTAT*
jtUUHD 1JN ii Tuvonur. c
B?? ROOFING and GUTTERING done at the J
shortest notice, and in a workmanlike manner. *
CONTRACTS will be made with Town and J
Country Merchants, on the very lowest terms.
Give ns a call and we will use our best endea- T
vors to plense you. F
LEWIS & KERR, J
April 17 10 At the Old Stand. c
" toTrinterI ~ !
TI1E advertiser would respectfully call atten- J
tion to the following catalogue of printing
material, which must be gold, and will be, at great J
sacrifice. The Press. Inking Apparatus, Roller k
Mould, Glue Kettle, Stocks, and Job Rollers, will T
be sold for $200?original price, ?200. Tho bal- *
ance of the material, for $120?original cost, 1
?171. They will be sold separately or together? 1
if the latter, for ?300, delivered at the Charles- I
ton Rail Road Depot. They are entirely new, ha- j
viug been used but eleven times.
1 Snperroyal Washington Press, with Inking
Apparatus; J Roler Mould; 2 Job Rollers; 1 Glue 1
Kettle; 1 font (120 lbs.) Small Pica, with Italic. ?
Font of 10 line Pica Condensed,
" 5 " Extra Condensed,
44 5 ' Ornamented, 4
44 4 44 Gothic Condensed, ?
" 2 44 Condensed,
44 0 4 4 Clarendon, ?
" 2 line Great Primer,
44 2 44 Brevier Condensed,
44 Pica Gothic, J
44 Pica Back Slope, Shaded,
44 Pica Antique Condensed,
44 2 iino Small Pica Black,
44 44 Nonpareil,
44 44 Great Primer Shaded, j
44 - 44 Long Primer,
1 Double Stand, with rack; Imposing Stone, (
with frame und drawer; 9 Type Cases; 2 half Ca- ?
ses; Cabinet for 15 half cases, but without; News- (
paper and Job Leads; Brass Rules; Job Chases, (
Ornamento, Borders, Corners, Composing Sticks, 1
Galley, Space Rule, Quotations: Nonpnriel, Winion
and Pica Quads; Quoins, Furniture; 1 sett
12mo. Furniture. Terms, Cash. Address,
L. M. GRIST, Yorkville, S, C.,
or L. D. O'WEN, Charleston, S. C.
Fob 19 7 lp
RUSSELL'S MAGAZINE.
TIIE first number of this Magazine will bo published
in Charleston, on the 1st of Marob,
1857,
We hope to make it a faithful representative
Organ of Southern Genius, Taste and Opinions in
every branch of LITERATURE, ART, and GENERAL
POLITICS. Our design having already
been extensively advertised, we deem an elaborate
Prospectus unnecessary. The Work must speak
{ for itself. *
In regard to its/or///, wo shall make Blackwood's
I Magazine the model of our own, as far as circumstances
may permit. v
Having adopted a system of liberal remuneration,
we can ensure the services of the ablest writers,
and consequently place ourselves above the
necessity of accepting articles of doubtful merit,
j or ephemeral interest.
The price of the Magazine isTIIREE DOLLARS,
j per annum, payable upon the receipt of the. first
number.
Single numbers will be furni: bed and subscriptions
received by Agents throughout the Southern
States whoso names will be announced at an early
day.
Correspondents and friends will, for the present
address 'RUSSELL'S MAGAZINE,'
Charleston, S; C.
RUSSELL & JONES,
W. B. CARLISLE,
P. H. HAYNE.
FREE SCHOOL NOTICE.
TEACHERS and TRUSTEES of Schools entitled
to receive aid from the School Fund npi
preprinted for the benefit of the indigent children
j of York District, must apply to the Commission- s
! era t.v Pptif'nri. on some refill nr meetinc within t
tlic year said School is taught, or their accounts '
will be barred for that year; which regular meet- i
ings take place as follows: On the FOURTH t
MONDAY of JANUARY, APRIL, JULY and OC- ?
ToBER of each year. All accounts to be render- c
ed to I he Treasurer of said Board, on or before ?
the SECOND MONDAY in JANUARY of each i
year succeeding the appropriation. i
Commissioners will be required to give their
regular attendance. By order of the Board of (
Commissioners of Free Schools for York District. 1
RUFUS J. ADAMS, Chairman. I
It. S. Moonn, Srr. ,y Treat.
January 20, 1S"?7. 5 1 1
New Commissioners.?R. J. Adams, Rev. R. 1
A. Ross, it. S. Moore, J. M. Prison, Allen Robinson,
8. 11. Anthony, R. M. Wilson.
WETH ER SF IE LD'SG AR DE N SEED.
GROWN LAST YEAR, 1856. ,
JU8T received direct from the American Seed
Garden, which if properly sown and cultivated, c
we WARRANT to yield abundantly Having j
i beard many complaints against SEEDS sold in
this market for the last two years, we have been
j particular in looking after something more relia- c
hie. and now offer seed that will not disappoint as j
to vitality, abundant yield and richness of flavor.
On each paper of SEED will bo found appropriate j
'directions for cultivation. ?
L. P. DARNETT & CO.
Jan 22 51 - tf
Wanted immediately. t
rnf| LBS. FEATHERS, for which tho high- e
H/ est prices will be paid by 11
G. R. RATCIIFORD. *
also: t
fYjAA YARDS of LINSEY and JANES, wan- '
?7l7?/iedat BATCH FORD'S. "
Oct 2=5 11 tf ?
m.iHE NOTICE.?All persons indebted _
1 to the estate of ROBERT K. MILLER, dc-1 f
coased, arc earnestly requested to make iinmedi- | *j
ate payment. The demands against the estate J
are pressing. I HAVE HAD TO PAY SOME
COST and dont wi-.li to pay any more, nor do I c
wish to put others to the unnecessary expense of
paying cost. JNO. L. MTLLER, Adin'r.
OTRE SENNA BTGS.--A pleasant and J '
SL effectual remedy for costiveness and nervous
headache. For Sale by
L. P. BARNETT & CO. v
July 17 2'J tf j
M 1 ? - ? . .. ,, 11 m? niti i i< c< t
rgias;; u itsfc..viE?? ??tr ihwi.w n
I 1'AO A X. Ks.|.. respectfully announce him as y
a Oan-lidate ftu* S!IKII1 ?* K nf ^ ??rk District, nt tlic q
( nailing fleet:?m. j i
nai-T 40 ,f w
miBK S-'RIEXDS or GAPTAS.Y aJ ..
L STIIAYKI.I.. ir-pcetfnlly announce him as a j
Candidate for SIIKIIIFL' of York District at the ,
ensuing election. e
Oct 23 4.1 tf j ^
\\rK .41? E UTIIOltlZED TO A!V- ' 4
? ? NOI'XGF. V. E. MeELlIANKY, as a Can- tc
didntcfor SHERIFF of York District, at the en- !
suing election.
Oct 10 -12 tf :
tfiOX'S PATEM'KEFiXKI) SPAKKLING
GELATINE, with which an unrivalled , j
Clirv.-taline Jelly can be made in n few minutes. t
For Sale by L. 1?. BAENETT & CO. y(
|AA OZ. SI'lLS'JIfl ATE QIISIKE, n<
J. Morphine, Iodine, Iodide <>i' Potash, 4cc.,
Just Received and for sale by ftI
L. P. HARNETT & CO. ! ti
Feb. 10 7 3t * -j a<
| ft,
OSGOOD'S AND JO.\ES' CUOL4- 1
GOGL'E.? A spcodv and positive cure for j Ague
and Fovefi It has never been known to f]
fail. For Sale by L. P. 'BARNETT & CO."" J
Feb 12, ' fi -c- 2t^
1^ Yjgg
CO SOUTHERN MERCHANTS,
CAUTION TO TIIE PUBLIC.
The whole country is flooded with Counterfeit
nd Imitation Schnapps. The public- should be
arefcil to purchase only the genuine article, mtnfncturod
and imported by Udolpho Wolfe, which
as the name of the manufacturer on'the Boftfe,
lork and Label. ' '
For sale by all the respectable.Grocers and
Iruggists.
Read the opinions of the New York Press.
UDOLPHO WOLFE,
22 Beaver Street,"New York.From
the New York Mercury.
BAl'DVIiKNT IMITATIONS OP SWEBIOB COMStODrTIES
Among the many dishonesties of trade wbioh
lie moral sense of the community is called upon
o suppress, we woiild.particularly'notice a most
ernicious and infamous practice adopted by- uncrupulons
dealers of imitating and counterfeiting
ho exterior appearance and precautionary labels
f popular drugs, med enmenta, and other articles
f personal consumption, and thus, by seizing trpn
the well acquired reputation of an enterprising
rader, palming off most destructive and worthless
ompounds, to the sore detriment not only of the
onsumer, but to the character of the man who
ias expended thousands of dollars in bringing the
;ennine article into esteem and demand. These
letty larceny thieves are the best of-all honorable
en1er<! find traders, and the trade id aa mnnti ki?h'
lay robbery as the violent appropriation of their
ieighbor'8 purse; in fact, they aro beneath the
lurglar and highwayman in dignity*?for these
titter felons exhibit a bravery or recklessness of
haracter in nowise distinguishing the mercantile
.ssassin who stabs in the dark. And ought'they
lot be rewarded with a punishment commensurate
rith the cowardice of their crime? We were led
0 these remarks by accidentally observing a spuious
counterfeit of Udolpho Wolfe's Schiedam
Schnapps. The labels were imitated perfectly,
rith the slight addition of a few letters to -plead
echnicai avoidance of the law against counterfeiing;
the bottles were very similar, and "every
hing carefully prepared to impose upon a careless
mrchaser- Now is not the man who perpetrated
his fraud, a felon, a robber? Assuredly he is";
'or, as Mr. Wolfe has expended large Bums to bring
lis genuine imported schnapps into popular denand,
that demand may be justly considered a
1 part of his capital in trade, and a fellow stealing
i part of his reputation is as much of a thief as if
le had stolen a barrel of his schnapps in balk.?
ind to this crime he adds a further One of defrauling
the community by giving them a rninooa aricle
for the money they intended to expend for a
iommodity in which they had confidence." And,
urther, every man who participates indirectly'In
he fraud, by selling spurious articles is as much
>f an offender as the principal who planned the
mposition. The remedy of Mr. Wolfe should lie
n his holding all concerned up to the contempt of
he community thus swindled by their operations,
ind unconsciously imposed upon by their hoxioos
iomposition. We trust that Mr. Wolfe wIHobain
names, not only of the cohcoctors of these
sountcrfeits, but of every man offering them for
lale, and then publish them to the worldfor hi?
>wn reputation and the health"of the community
lemnnd that all parties shonld be mtiledde the
jillory of popular execration.
From the New York Dispatch.
As Infamous Business.?When on enterprising
nan strikes out a new business, to. the establish?,^-'
nent of which he gives his industry, time, talents
ind pecuniary means, can anything be- more conemptible
than to have another steal in, and, under
specious pretexts, hold out to the public an inferfa %*
>r -article, and endt avor to obtain their patronage?'
Pray, what difference is there, so far as the lion*
sty of the thing is concerncdj between purloinnr*
tVn Itnclnoaa ht? wIimK ft
:U? ?UV WUJ4UVBB VJ n UiVU U VlUtVUV UUyCO lU lllUftU
tiiR bread and stealing the browfitself? A common
thief, if he takes without leave, however hungry,
a loaf of bread from a baker's shop, is apprehended
and condemned to the penitentiary fpr darr
ing in a surreptitious manner to npeasc his appetite:
but put a respectable looking coat-oh his
back and n few dollars in his pocket, and he tnay,
with impunity, nay, even with fhe applause of Ids
fellows, by knavery, forgery or other infamous
means, take the business of an honest man ffpm
him, and gounscathed of justice. All this is wrong.'
3ouic yearn since a gentleman of. this city (Udolpho
Wolfe) introduced to the United States a mediated
article of gin, which was highly approved
by professional gentlemen as a superior tonic an<f
leobstruent, and the- knowledge of which
by advertisement and otherwise, disseminated
throughout the conntry. -So soon as ttictsfer*,who
pass in the business community as honest
nen, saw tliat Mr. Wolfe was likely to have handsome
returns for the time and money which he
aad expended, they eet -about forging his labols
ind palming off upon the people detestable 'and
poisonous compounds which they have the bar jlU
bood to call "Schiedam schnapps/* In Pofnciriitanccs
they have gone so far as tjb put Wolfe's
iiausc to their villainous liquids. As $ia.horde
ire growing bold in their rascalities, it is ti'mfrthe"
public in town and country were put upou their
ruard Consumers should be sure that they pin
ihnsc the genuine article, or else their health may",
be irreparably injured by using the horribjc stuff
:hnt unscrupulous men, because they -can bhy It
ilieap, will offer as the genuine article.- Purfe
Schiedam Schnapps can only be obtained at the
itores of respectable merchants and drqggists, in
:own and conntry, and at the' estchlishment'*of
[Jdolpho Wolfe, Nos. 18, 20 and 22 Beaver Street,
n this city, whero it is gotten up exclusively. We
hinkitaduty which Mr. Wolfe "owes .to himself
ind the community to publish, byname, thorns:nls
who are thus attempting to defroud both him
ind those who would be his customers. He should
lot permit his modesty to hold him hack from
nakiug so righteous an expose. ...
Agents in Chaeleston.?Haviland; Harrnll k
1. TTi: 1- 9. W1 < -' IS ' V
jv., x\11iiv#k ot n icjuciruerp, roiun cc r ourgeaao,
V. Von Dohlen, Henry Gcrdts, B. Bollman, Oplenheim
Brothers, Paul & Brown, John F. GPNeill,
V. Bi?choff,J). A. Ammc, G. F. Meldau, Bailey ^"
louglns, II. Jessen, S. S. Fnrrnr & B/qlheis;,
Terbeim & Fietjen. ?' *>
Dec. 49 3m'
iiiwii'
A NEW SUPPLY;
rHE Subscribers respectfully call the-attentiott , - / ;
of the citizens of York, and the adjacent'
:ounlies of North.Caroliua^to their new stock of
Yeah and Genuine
MEDICINES,
mbrncing nearly every article usually kept in
)RUG STORES. Our stock is very largo and vtu
ied, offering excellent opportunities to the Pbyscian,
Planter and Merchant, who will do well to
all and examine for themselves.
All our preparations are in accordancc"with the
irescribed rules of the U. S. Pharmacopia. It
hall be our particular care to faithfully represent
he quality of every article sold by us.
Our purchases are made under circumstances
nabling us to sell upon terms and at pricesthe
aost accommodating. Our stock consists of Days,
Medicines. Chemicals, ]>ye Woods and Dyt-Slyfrs,
)ils, Paints, and Painter's Articles', Varnishss,
Window-Glass and Putty; Glassware; English, A~
ierican and foench Perjumery; Toilet and Shaving
>oaj>s; Tooth, Flesh and Hair Brushes;
Surgical and Cental Instruments;
"russee, Supporters and Bandages; Spices, Snuffs,
'inc Chewing Tobacco; Cigars of finest flavor;
uperior Inks; Pure Wines, Fancy Articles, &c> "
Prescriptions carefully dispensed. Goods
arefully packed and forwarded 83 directed.
Prompt attention given to all orders.
L. P. BARN EXT & COTT'
April 10 15 tf
LAW BLANKS F
V\J K have on baud, ami are prepared to supply
If at short notice, at (he ENQl'IRBR Oilier/
11 kinds of LAWYERS' BLANKS in general deinad.
printed on good paper and neatly pressed.
)6 oflcr them at To cents f' quire. Single Half
uire 30 rents. As wc have incurred cOnftltlc-rnle
outlay to enable us to furnish ft good article;e
will sell for CASH and CASH ONLY.
Our present stock consists of the. following v*?
cues, viz: oiim i ro; n. ra.; n. j </. oii r-iity
'i-o.; Copy Writ in Cane; Copy Wrti in l^lt: "]U
'(inttion on Account; Declaration M I'ro)nit*ofy
Tote; Declaration oil Bond or Sealed Nbit rSub-,
vna 1177/j; Sulpana Ticket?Jv. ;
?65-Orders from a distance promptly attended
>, if accompanied by tire CASII!
BOOTS & SHOES -!'
?ff* THE nndersigned wonl<<-p?nder
*5 thanks to his friends mxd pntrons"
"?jh *?r 11 liberal custom, and would
94b solicit a continuance-of their fa>rs.
He will constantly be found in the SHOP,
ljaccnt to STOWIJ'B HOTEL, prepared with ft
Large and Pine Stock of Leather,
id competent workmen, to give entire satisfieon
to tlip-most fastidious. His prices arc such
> be can afford, and ke will endeavor to be prompt
id faithful in fulfilling orders.h.
herher.
rE A8.~A very superior article of IPaVk ar.d
Green Teas. For Salc by ' %
t.. p. tuhvett $ co. '
WCb