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LIFE'S CHANGES.
... .As a forest leaf in Bnmmer
Down the streamlet gently glides
Onward o'er the rolling river
< To the distant Ocean's tide.
As the stormy blast of winter,
Wildly wailing o'er the hill,
Soon is lost in gentle slumber,
And its mighty breath grows still.
As the mid-day sun in splendor
Fills the earth with glorious light,
Soon its brightest beams surrender
To the gathering shades of night.
As the tempest, madly moaning,
Drives the waves upon the shore,
And the billows, wildly foaming,
Soon are hushed and all is o'er?
So our days are swiftly flying
Through the scenes of toil and strife,
n?wn tim atraam nf Time, undvinar.
* To the bourne, "Eternal Life."
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S^. - As the parting year we follow,
To the musio of the blast,
Through the deep'ning snows of winter
> To the graveyard of the Past?
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'So these years in quick succession
Bear us swiftly to the grave;
Still we talk in cold derision
Of a dying soul to save.
Soon the locks with white are sprinkled,
- _ v As Life's stormy wave we breast;
Soon the brow with age is wrinkled,
Soon the spirit sighs for rest.
The same sun which smiles in Ileaven
Shone on Athens in its bloom,
Saw proud Greece the home of Freedom?
Now, alas! 'tis Freedom's tomb.
It has seen our first existence, <
Seen where'er our footsteps led,
And will see our lifeless bodies
Numbered with the slumbering dead.
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Perhaps away from scenes of childhood,
Where some streamlet in its way
Gently glides along the wild wood,
Where the evening zephyrs play.
Perhaps where desert winds are blowing,
Ana me simoon oiasi is ueuru,
Where some shrill, hard note is telling, <
Of a carrion-feeding bird. j
Perhaps where restless waves of ocean
In their course roll madly on, i
Where the billows in commotion j
Chant the death dirge loud and long.
But the world is cold and dreary, i
And where'er our lot is cast, ,
There's a home for all the weary,
' An eternal home at last. !
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When the earth and isles shall languish, ,
And the heavens arc rolled away; .
" *v When the sons of men in anguish '
Tremble at the Judgment dav.
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A "BLOWER." j1
There is no denying that there is a class ^
of individuals who seem to think that there
nothing in life so desirable as being inti- j j
mately acquainted with prominent public J
characters. We have read of many such, but ;
Maj. Lackey, as described in the following, j
is most decidedly just "a huckleberry above
the persimmon'*' of many of them. !,
Whenever the Major has a stranger in the
neighborhood, he opeus wide and "spreads i
tiimself," aud with a success that leaves us > (
nothing to desire. The following scene took i
place between the Major and Colonel Peters, ;
"late arrival" from Vermont. ' (
"Major, I understand from Gen. Coombs j y
that shoitly after the revolution you visited (
England. How did you like the jaunt 1"
"Capitally! I hadn't been in London five
hoars before Rex sent for me to play whist, y
and a deuced of a time wo had of it." ;
-"Rex!?What Rex?" (
"Why, Rex the King?George the Third. |
The game came off at Windsor Castle, Rex ^
and I playing against Billy Pit and Ned
Burk^and resulted rather comically." :
* "How so ?"
?<As we were playing the last game, Rex > j
said in rather a familiar mftuner, "Major, I s
suppose you are acquainted with Charles y
Washington, are you not ?"
"No, sir-ee," said I, "I am'not?but I tell 1 (
you who am acquainted with?George Wash- , a
ington, the Father of his Country." ; s
"Father of Rebels!" says he. "He was a
cursed rebel, and had I served hirn right, t
would have hung him long ago."
"This, of course, riled me to that degree t
that I just drew back and gave him a blow
between the eyes, that felled him like a bul- t
lock. The next moment Burk and Pitt I?
mounted me, and in less than ten minutes !
my shirt and breeches were so torn and tat- '
tered that I looked like Lazarus. This gave \,
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me rather a distaste for English society, so
the next morning 1 set sail for America. Six | ?
weeks after, I landed at Washington. The i c
first person I met after entering the citv was j t
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Q!?what Q?" !
"'Why, that old Federalist, Quincy Adams. \ c
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no naiuvu iv U1UU-JJ1U3 wtill 1I11U. A ^
did so, and won 8200 at two shillings a game, j a
and then had a ruw."
"About what V ' | c
"He wanted to pay me off in Continental j
money, worth a shilling a peck. I got angry, ! a
and knocked bim into a spittoon While I j ^
still had him down, Jim came in and drag- .
god me off to the White House."
"What Jim?" !
"Why, Jim Madison. I went and played
euchre for two hours, when Tom came in, j
and insisted that I should go home with him."
" What Tom ?"
"Why, Tom Jefferson. Jim, however, !
woald not listen to it, and the consequence
was that they went in to fight. In the midst
of it, they fell over the banister, and dropped
about fifty feet. When I left they were giv- I
ing each othor "fits" in the coal cellar.? i j
How it terminated I never could learn, as !
just then Martha ran in and said I must accompany
her to Mount Vernon to see George." r
"What Martha ?" ]
"Martha Washington, wife to George t
Washington, the old boy that gave Jessey to j
the Bloody Hessians." r
About here, Coombs said the stranger be- i
gan to discover that he was swallowing things. {
The nest stage that came along he took pas- t
sage for an adjacent town. The Major, we ' t
believe, is still living, and still insists that (
the wolloping he gave George Rex is "the ]
greatest and best thing on record." | j
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THE HORSEAmong
the great mass of "fol-de-rol" de- j 1
livered in the shape of lectures, it is refesh- y
ing to come accross such a gem as the fol- *
lowing: <
Ike Partington is well advanced in his t
class. He is in something beyond the teach- t
er\s art, and could, in fact, give that func- t
tionary some lessons in arts wherein he is 1
perfect. Ike dislikes "composition," where : {
a theme is given out to be written upon by 1 (
scholars, and his credits are not very great
for his efforts in that direction generally j
but the other day he astonished the master
and every one in the school by an elaborate
article on the horse. lie was called upon to
read it aloud to the scholars, and on getting
upon the platform, he made a bow and began
:
" The Horsr.?The horse is a quadruped
with four legs, two behind and two before.
He has a tail that grows to the hind part of
his body, that nature has furnished him with
to drive the flies away. His head is situated
on the other end opposite his tail, and is used
principally to fasten a bridle to him by, and
to put into a basket to eat oats with. Horses
are very useful animals, and people
couldn't get along very well without them,
especially truckmen and omnibus drivers,
who don't seem to be half grateful enough
because they've got e'ra. They are very convenient
animals in the country, in vacation
time, and go very fast over the country
roads, when the boys sticks pins in them, a
species of cruelty that I would not encourage.
Horses are generally covered with red hair,
though some are white, and others are grey
and black. Nobody ever saw a blue horse,
which is considered very strange by eminent
naturalists. The horse is a quiet and intelligent
animal, and can sleep standing up,
which is a very convenient gift, especially
where there is a crowd, and it is difficult to
get a chance to lay. There is a great variety
of horses?fast horses and slow horses,
clothes horses, horse mackerel, saw horses,
horse flies, horse chesnut, chesnut horse and
horse radish. The clothes horse is a very
quiet animal to have around a house, and is
never known to kick, though very apt to
make a row when it gets capsized. The same
may be said of the saw-horse, which will
stand without tying. The horse-fly is a vicious
beast, and very anuoying in the summer
when a fellow is in swimming. Horse
mackerel I don't know any thing about, only
that they swim in the water, and are a species
of fish. Ilorse-chcsnuts are prime to
pelt Mickies with; and horse-radish is a mighty
smart horse, but bad to have standing
iround where there are children. The horse
is found iu all countries, principally in livery
stables, where they may be hired by the mile,
ind are considered by them as can get money
i great luxury especially in the sleighing
season. In South Alnerica they grow wild,
ind the Indians catch them with nooses that
:hey throw over the horses' heads which must
be thought by the horses a great noosence.
PAYING A SUBSCRIPTION.
A correspondent of the Lagrange Whig
rives the following amusing account of the
vay a farmer was taught how cheaply he
:ould take the papers. The lesson is worth
wondering by a good many men wc "wot of'
"You have hens at home, of course. Well,
[ will send you my paper one year for the j
iroeeeds of a single hen for one season?
lierely the proceeds. It seems trifling, prelosterous,
to imagine the products of a single
hen will pay the subscription; perhaps
t won't but I make the offer."
"Done!" exclaimed farmer B ; "I
igree to it," and appealed to me as a witless
in the affair.
The farmer went awav. annarentlv much
dated with his courtliest, and the editor went
)u his way rejoicing.
Time rolled around, and the world revolv:d
on its axis, and the sun moved in its orjit
just as it formerly did, the farmer reviving
his paper regularly, and regaled liiinlelf
with the information from it. He not
>nly knew the affairs of his own county, but
)ecame convcrsent upon the leading topics
>f the day, and the political and financial
:onvulsions of the times. His children deightcd,
too, in perusing the contents of their
veekly visitor. In short, he said, "he was
urprised at the progress of himself and fanily
in general information.
Some time in the month of September, I
lappened up again in the office, when who
hould enter but our old friend farmer
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"llow do you do, Mr. ?'*'said the cdior,
extending his hand, and his counten- j
rnoe lit up with a bland smile: "take a chair,
ir, and be seated ; fine-weatlmr we have ?" :
"Yes, sir, quite fine indeed,'* answered j
he farmer, shaking the proffered "paw*' of j
he editor, and then a short silence ensued, j
luriug which our friend B hitched his j
hair backward and forward, twirled his !
huuibs abstractedly, and spit profusely.? j
Starting up quickly, he said, addressing the j
iditor:
"Mr. 1) , I have brought you the pro- j
iceds of that hen."
It was amusing to see the peculiar expres j
ion of the editor as he followed the farmer !
lown to the wagon. I could hardly keep S
ny risibles down.
When at the wasron, the farmer common-!
ed handing over to the editor the products !
if the hen, which, on being counted, amountd
to eighteen pullets worth a shilling each, |
i number of dozen of eggs, making in the
ggregate, at the least calculation, ?2,50,
me dollar more than the price of the paper.
"No need," said he, "of men not taking
, family newspaper, and paying for it two. I !
lon't miss this from my roost, yet I have !
>aid for a year's subscription, and a dollar j
ver. All folly, sir: there is no man but i
an take a paper; its charity. y?>u know, coninences
at home."'
"But," resumed the editor, "I will pay
or what is over the subscription. I did not
utend this as a means of profit, but rather
o convince you. 1 will pay for?"
"Not a bit of it, sir; a bargain is a bar- j
ptin,and Tarn already repaid, sir, doubly
>aid, sir. And, whenever a neighbor makes
he complaint I did, I will relate to him the
ten story, flood day, gentlemen."
Humored Duel.?A New York corros
>ondcnt of the Albany Argus says that Col.
Veroont has challenged Toombs, of Georgia,
o a duel?E.rckange.
Another rumor confirms the above. It is !
umored that the arrangements for the meetng
are complete, and that the battle ground
las been selected. Henry Ward Beechcr,
he Brooklyn warrior and philanthropist, is
o be Fremont's second, and Brooks of South
Carolina, is to be second for Toombs. Prs. ,
[I. Greely and T. Weed will be in attendtnce
on Fremont?they having bled him so
requcntly they understand his constitution.
The weapons will be Sharpe's rifles, loaded
jy Beecher with Kansas gas. The distance
irill be four miles (by request of Fremont,)
ind the time midnight, (by request of Beech>r.)
The combatants to wheel and fire like
'ury. Toombs thinks this is the surest way
o kill Fremont, (scare him to death,) and
;herefore consents to time and distance.?
Rrooks desired canes for weapons. The
;round selected is Kamschatka, (by advice
)f Burlingame.) A boat will be chartered
bj Congress to take as many of Fremont's !
friends as desire to be "in at the death," j
with the understanding that they are to re- :
i main there to keep slavery from spreading its j
blight over that fertile country. After the !
fight, a Kamscbatka dog will give a howl for :
freedom.
A FASHIONABLE SERMON.
The Knickerbocker Magazine furnishes
the following burlesque on the dandified l
preaching of the day. If is a skeleton of a
fashionable sermon;
Text.?" And he killed the fatted Calf."
Introduction.?Not necessary to say much
j about the Prodigal Son, for nearly every 1
| wealthy family has a specimen of its own, j
1 and needs no enlightment on the subject, j
I Divide the subject into five heads:
i 1st.?Speak of the calf, and inform your ;
hearers how a calf should be fattened. Give
him all the milk of two cows, except a tin
cup full now and then for the babj'. Here
you can make some learned remarks about
i the milky way, the belt of Jupiter, and i
i Lord Ross's telescope.
2d.?lie killed the fatted calf, but not
only the Scriptures, but Josephus and the
j Fathers are profoundly silent on the question
j how he killed it. As this was more than a
thousand years before the invention of gunpowder
firearms, the presumption is that the
old man didn't shoot the critter, but pitched
into him with a club?for clubs arc very an- j
cient institutions.
;id?Explain why the old gentleman, in- j
! stead of a calf\ didn't kill a shotc?make a ;
S one-horse barbecue and have a real time of
it4th.?Inform
your hearers what the word
calf means, when used in Hebrew, Greek,
Latin, Choctaw or Lockjaw.
5th.?Dwell pathetically upon the melancholly
degeneracy of the present age, evinced
by the fact that fathers, now-a-days, ini
stead of treating a runaway son to a fatted
i calf," are pretty apt to treat him to a " hasi
ty plate of soup," made from the hide of
the calfs maternal projenitor.
Conclusion.?Throw in a little geology;
talk learnedly about "grapewake" and
"transition conglomerateWind up the
discourse with a most eloquent, affecting appeal
to the consciences of your hearers on,
the Durham breed of cattle.
GREEK AND HEBREW.
Mr. Cartwright was once waited upon by a
I clergyman of another church, who lectured
; him for hisaliedged ignorance of Gneek and i
i Hebrew.
| "And pray, sir, who iuformed you " said
i Mr. Cartwright, "that I was unacquainted
with the Greek aud Hebrew languages?"
! " Well, I do not remember that I have
' been told so by any one, but presumed it was
so."
I "Ah, well, sir, you should not take things
on presumption, without havinggood grounds I
1 therefor, especially so grave a charge as that
which you have uttered against me. You, I
I suppose, understand these languages ?"
"Yes, I profess to know something of them.
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I TV V/H) iui uu^iit l nuuif) A. iia > u ur? ^wi'u 1
: a right to doubt your knowledge of (Ireek '
: and Hebrew as you have to call in question j
my acquaintance with them Allow me, sir, j
to examine you concerning your knowledge i
i of Greek."
Thcu taking up from the table by which j
he was seated a book about the size of a Tes- 1
tament, opening it and appearing to read
therefrom, he uttered a lew words in Dutch,
of which he had a littlesiuattcring, and con.
tinucd:
"Will you be good enough to translate into
English that verse from the Greek of theGos- ;
pel of St. John V'
"Indeed, sir," replied the c!ergyman, a ;
! little embarrassed by the unexpected turn i
to the conversation, "my time has been so j
much occupied for many years with profes- j
sional duties, that I have had no time to look !
into the Greek Testament, and have prob- j
ably got a little rusty in the language."
"Very probable. Well, I suppose we must
i excuse you, as J know something of the la'
borious nature of the pastoral office. l>ut,
' doubtless, you have been more careful in
preserving your knowledge of the Hebrew;"
and taking up and opening another book about
as large as a Bible, he continued :?
"And, if you please, sir, I will thank you to
i tanslate a passage from the Hebrew Pentateuch,"
uttering another sentence in Dutch, j
The reverend gentleman by this time got
quite confused, and seeming to think he had
"got into the wrong box, he abruptly arose
and retired.
AMUSING PROPHECY.
During a recent trip to New Hampshire,
a grave citizen nf that territory relieved the
tedium of some twenty miles over the Eastern
Railroad by the recital of a prophecy
made many years ago by Lorenzo Dow, regarding
Franklin Tierce, when Keprcsentative
in Congress. We cannot look to the
chronology, but hope for the credit of our
fVwif r.APfln7f. Tlnro /IIn er?mn rlni_
uauu kliuu JJVi^UfcU JLS\J ?T UiUU V Uit CUUIk. ViV?|- I
cn years before the time on which his story
was based. Our frieud's twenty-mile story
we condense as follows :
When Mr. Pierce was Representative in
Congress from New Hampshire he was called j
upon in Washington by the celebrated long- ,
bearded preachor, Lorenzo How, who claimed
to powers of prophecy, and went about the j
country with a staff in hand, and girdled
like John the Baptist. He was a remarkable
tnan any how, nnd wou many proselytes
by his wonderful and mysterious power ? j
lie swayed men, as trees are swayed by the !
wind, and his out-door sermons brought many '
a hardened sinner to repentance. Mr. Pierce
was in his rootu at his inn engaged in writing,
when the waiter rapped upon the door
and informed him that a rough-and-tumble j
old man down stairs wanted to see him.
'Tell him I am engaged,' said Mr. Pierce. |
I've done so already, sir,' said the mau, !
'but he won't budge. Indeed, he's the queer- j
: est old chao I've ever seen, ver honor.'
'Go down and find out Lis name, Jim,' j
! said Mr. Pierce, 'and if the old fellow wants 1
: to see me very much tell him to come again '
1 ?I'm very busy now.'
The man went down, and Mr. Pierce re!
suined his writing.
'Devil a bit he'll go, yer honor,' said the <
waiter, again looking in, grinning prodigious- i
lyj 'he says his name is Dow, and must see
you, because lie's got a message for you.'
"Well, Jim,' said Mr. Pierce, with the
good humor that always characterized him, i
'show him up.'
In a few moments the gaunt and sunburnt'
"Wandering Jew,' as he was called, stood I
; in the chamber, where he was cordially re
ceived by its occupant, who invited him to
be seated until he should finish his writing.
1 Thestrangc man complied, add when the writing
was completed, Mr. Pierce informed him
that official duties called him to the Capitol,
and invited him to walk thither with him.?
They left the-room together, and when about
leaving the house, Mr. Dow remembered that
he had left his staff behind, and cooly ordered
Mr. Pierce togo back andbriDg it, which
he good-humoredly did, and the two proceeded-down
Pennsylvania Avenue together, attracting
much attention by the contrast?the
one dressed in the elegance of fashion, the
other iu a garb not like anything else in this
world, nor, it is hoped,"in that which is to
come. Mr. Pierce, with the politeless of the
true gentleman, made no sign by which it
could beiuferred that he felt ashamed of his
companion, and walked on with him to the
steps of the Capitol.
Here the prophet stopped. He had, up
to this moment, said nothing of the mission
of which he had informed the servant, but
now he said:
'Friend Franklin, Ihave something to tell
you that effects your coming life. You are
now a Representative in Congress. You will
oe sent dock to uonirress. out nut iu tmo
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House. After this you will be sent back
here again, but not as Congressman, and
then you will be sent here no more. But a
higher mission awaits you?you will become
a minister of the Gospel of Christ!
Saying this, he turned away suddenly,
without a further word of explanation, and
the President-to-be, walked up the steps and
entered upon bis duties, laughing at the prophecy
so strangely made, which he ragarded
as the mere figment of a diseased brain.?
The sequel proved two-thirds of the prophecy
true, and whether the balance will be verified
remains to be seen.
The story was told by one who firmly believed
it was true, and wc listened with the
attention which it deserved, with the reflection
that more unlikely things have come to
pass.?Boston Gazette. i
QUITE LOGICAL.
An old Connecticut farmer went to his
parson with the following serious inquiry :
'Dr. T., do you believe in the new story
they tell about the earth moving around the
sun ? And do you think that it is according
to the Scripture. If it be true, how could
Joshua command the sun to stand still?"
"Ilumph!" quoth the doctor, scratching
his cauliflower wig, "Joshua commanded
the sun to stand still, did he!"
"Yes," quoth the farmer.
"Well, it stood still, didn't it ?"
"Yes."
"Very well; did you ever hear that be
set it agoing again ?" 1
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The farmer smoothed down the nether'
part of his phiz and vamosed, leaving the
Mfsnn .TnsVinn tn &pfc the sun at'oinc at
K""*v" ~a" C3
their first coveniencc.
MANAGEMENT OF HORSES.
To a man who has fine horses and wants
to keep them so, thmjubjoined hints are in- j
valuable:
Tt is one thing to know how to use a horse, j
but it is another thing to know how to tah: j
rare of hiui. A stabled horse needs spe- j
cial care and attention. His feeding must i
be as regular, as the measurement of the j
hours. When a change of feed is made, it i
must be done with great care, giving a small j
allowance at first, until the stomach becomes I
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used to the change. He must be cleaned
everyday; and when we say rhmml, we
mean all that can be conveyed by that word.
A good curry-comb, brush, and an oiled
woolen cloth, are the utensils necessary.
First take the curry-comb, and begiu at the
top of the neck, back of the cars, working
the hand both ways. Proceed in this way,
till you have gone over the entire body and
legs. Then take both comb and brush, and
after every other stroke, draw the brush
across the teeth of the comb, ti clean it. An j
experienced groom will do this instantane- j
ously. This done, take your cloth and lay j
the coat, and remove the dust, which ad- i
heres to the outside. The face and ears !
must also feel the brush.
Few men know how to clean ahorse properly.
If the above directions arc followed,
daily, your horses will enjoy good health,
generally. Stabled horses must be exercised
daily. This is absolutely essential to
nrpprt If flip fppf. nf rrmr Vinr<jp iirp
brittle, and arc liable to break and crack,
they must be oiled, once a week. A horse
thus treated, will always be ready to go when
wautcd and you will not be ashamed either
to ride, or drive him.
Another thing quite as important, is a
clean and well Ventilated stable. We cannot
excuse any farmer, or horse owner, who docs
not clean his stables twice a day. A stable
should be so constructed, as to have a wide
passage-way or floor in front, to feed from
Above the manger a space should be left, a
foot or two iu width, clear, and the passageway
should be the avenue for the supply of
fresh -air to the nostrils of the horse.
A horse enjoys a good bed, and it should
never be refused him. At night, take your,
fork and make it up light, and you will feel !
amply rewarded for the humane treatment i
you have given your beast.
Vindication of a new Theory?The
Detection of Murder.?A series of experiments
have recently been made by Dr. j
Pollock, an occulist of Chicago, to test the !
truth of an article published some time since !
by a celebrated physician in England, which
alleged that the last scene viewed by a dy- '
ing man would remain impressed upou the i
retina as does the impression upon a dagucr-1
reotype plate. In each experiment that !>r. i
P. has made, he has found that an exaraina- j
tion of the retina of an eye with a microscope |
reveals a - wonderful as well as a beautiful :
sight, and that in almost every instance there |
was a clear, distinct and marked impression. ;
The recent examination of the eye of J. II. I
Bcardsley, who was murdered in Auburn, '
conducted by Dr. Sanford, corresponds with ;
those made elsewhere. The following is the j
published account of the examination : "At
first we suggested the saturation of the eye
in a weak solution of atrophin, which evi-!
dently produced an enlarged state of the pu- j
pil. On observing this, we touched the end
of.the optic nerve with the extract, when I
the eye instantly became protuberant.
We now applied a powerful lens, and discovered
in the pupil the rude, worn away
figures of a light coat, besides whom was a
rouud stone, standing or suspended in the
air, with a small handle struck as it were in
the earth. The remainder was debris; evi-,
dently lost from the destruction of the optic
and its separation from the mother brain.?
Had we performed this operation' when tho ,
eye was entire in the socket, with all its <
powerful connection with the brain, there is I
: not the least doubt but that we should have j
detected the last idea and impression made
on the mind and eye of the unfortunate man.
The thing would evidently be entire, and
' perhaps we should have had the contour, or
| better still, the exact figure of the murderer.
; The last impression before death is always
j more terrible ou the brain, from fear, than
j any other cause, and figures impressed on
I the pupil more distinct, which we attribute
| to the largeness of the optic nerve and its
free communication with the brain."
"Wiiite Folks Blame Fools.?A friend
of our.s near Tampa Bay, in Florida, employed
a number of New York mechanics to do
1 a piece of work. It was a government con- ,
I tract, and required particular dispatch. The |
! meu worked a.s Northern mechanics know '
j how to work. Old Jupc?one of their cm;
ploycr's slaves?watched them, out of the
i corner of his eye, for several days.
Something was evidently working on his !
j mind which puzzled him badly. At last he
I came up to the foreman of the gang, and j
said: "Mass' Charles, what de dcbbil you all
j work so for, eh?" "To earn money, Jupc " ,
j "Money," said Jupe, "money great ting.?
1 You work so up norf, Mass' Charles ?" " Yes,
I Jupe." "You make a great deal money?"
"Not a great deal, Jupe; spring, summer
and fall we do well: but work is slack in
wintertime, and if we get around to spring, j
and make both ends meet, and keep the wife .
and baby in something to eat and drink, and j
a house to shelter them, we generally?think !
we have done well."
"'Sposeyou siclc,' Muss' Charles, who take j
care of you ?" "Then work stops, and we j
get very poor, and suffer great privations." |
"Dat'll do, Mass' Charles," said Jupc, "I
tought white folks sensible people. Taint
uuffin of the sort. Work, work, nuffm but
work ; get sick nobody tuke caro ob 'cm.?
White folks blame fools. Jupc work loo.?
Nebber hurt himself workin', though. Jupe
get sick, Miss Sallie come down and nurse
hiui. Mass' Bob send a boat sebenty miles
up de riber to get white doctor for him,?
Norfgood 'nough for white folks, but reckon
old Jupe stay at home." And old Jnpe
weDt off in a state of digniiied disgust at
the folly of white folk3 generally at the North
and a particular determination to do as little
work as possible?a determination which his
j master says Jupe was never known to break.
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w?u'd inform'the citizens of York Dist.. 11
V T of the State, and visitors from abroad, that j
our constantly increasing business has compelled ! (
our removal from "3 RROA1) STREET," to the ; ,
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JI IIOUIj LJUillA UUUU DUUiVk,'J
CHEAP PUBLICATIONS, r
MA?AMHil?sifes.a ,
wo nlso propose adding largely to our
STOCK OF STATIONERY: ;
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CASII BOOKS, LETTER,* NOTE, and CAB PA- *
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_ ' li
1M1E FRIEXDJi Or CAPTAIN A.
. STILAVELL, ve-pcrt fully announce him as a
Candidate for SHERIFF of York District at the
ensuing clectiou. |
Oct 24 * 43 " tf I
"* * rfc
TO THE PUBLIC. JR
"WARTTHSNSAS!1' I
is over; and now while the
PRESIDENT'S ELECTION
Is going on, provide yourselves with good and
comfortable outfits, wherein to
BREAST THE STORM AND MEET
THE CRISIS ! !
IDS. 1. IHB( t HI
TAKE pleasure in informing their friends and
customers, and the people of York District at
large, that, looking to the future and seeing the
coming necessity for good, comfortable and stylish
CLOTHING,
they arc now receiving and opening the largest [
STOCK OF
FALL & WINTER MS
Ever brought to this place; carefully selected in
the Philadelphia and New York Markets by one
of the firm; and at such an advantage ns to enable
them to sell very CHEAP
TOR CASK! -
The stock consists in part of Silk and Worsted
Ladies' Dress Goods, Ginghams, Calicoes, a heavy
stock of DOMESTICS ; LADIES' MANTILLAS
and CLOAKS of Silk Velvet, Silk, and Cloth, in
the latest French Patterns; Straw, Silk and Silk
Velvet French BONNETS, the most fashionable
and beautiful styles;
EMBROIDERIES,
Fancy Work-Baskets, Collars, Sleeves, Handkerchiefs,
Flouncing; and a large and elegant assortment
of other GOODS which are usually kept in
A DRY GOODS STORE,
We arc very thankful to our friends for the generous
custom already given us, and all we now ask
is?call on us when you arc in town, NEXT
week, and wc will do you good in return.
L. BLOOMBERG & BRO.
Oct 9 41 tf
~SWANN & CITSLOTTERIES.
Capital Prize $60,000!!!
SOUTHERN MILITARY ACADEMY LOTTERY!
Class N, to be drawn in the City of
Mobile, Alabama, in public, on FRIDAY, JANUARY
30, ]857, on the plan of SINGLE NUMBERS!
John Hurtcl and W. W. MoGuire, Esqs.,
Commissioners. 30.000 Tickets?3,205 Prizes!
More than one Prize to every Ten Tickets. Brilliant
Scheme!
1 Prize of $00,000 2 Prizes of $2,000 ,
1 " 25,000 2 " 44 1,000
1 44 10,000 10 Prizes of 250
1 44 5,000 100 44 150
1 44 5,000 100 44 100
APPROXIMATION PRIZES.
1 pzs. of$250 apxg. to $60,000 pz. avc $1000
4 44 200 25,000 < 14 S00
4 " 173 " 10,000 " " 700
8 44 125 44 5,000 44 44 1000 :
- - i .-.r\ .. A AAA it it C,"?n
" jiJU ' ? ? o</o j
40 ? 60 ? 230 " " 2,600
3000 li CO " arc 180,000
3,20") prizes amounting to $326,000
Whole Tirlctt, $18?Ilalvet; $8?QunrUrr, St;
Eighths $2.
The first 219 Prizes are decided in the usual
manner.
3POO Prizes of $60 will be determined by the
last figure of the Number that draws the $60,000
Prize. For example, if the Number drawing the
$10 000 Prize ends with No. I. then all the Tickets
where the number ends in 1 will be entitled to
SfO. If the Number ends with No. 2, then all
the Tickets where the Number ends in 2 will be
entitled to $00, and so on to 0. ,
Certificate of Packages will be eold at the fol- ,
lowing rates which is the risk:
Certificate of Package of 10 Whole Tickets,. $100
" 10 Half " .... 50
' " 10 Quarter " .... 25
* " 10 Eighths " 12.)
Orders for Tickets, or Certificates of Packages
of Tickets, either to
S. SWAN & CO., Atlanta Ga.
or S. SWAN, .1lontgomm/, Ala.
or S. SWAN, Box 200 Mobile, Ala. ]
Jan 1 1 td |
llllilffi AID Hit!
A NEW SUPPLY.
HpIIE Subscribers respectfully call the attention ^
JL of the citizens of York, and the adjacent j
counties of North Carolina, to their new stock of (
Fresh and Genuine ?
MEDICINES, ;
embracing nearly every article usually kept in
DRUG STORES. Our stock is very large and va- j
ried. offering excellent opportunities to the Physician,
Planter and Merchant, who will do well to ^
;all nnd examine for themselves.
... . . , ,,, _ 1
Alt our preparations arc in accoruance van iijc
prescribed rules of the U. S. PliarmacopU. It
diall be our particular care to faithfully represent
[lie quality of every article sold by us.
Our purchases arc made under circumstances
enabling us to sell upon terms and at prices the
nost accommodating. Our stock consists of Drugs,
Vedicincs, Chemicals, Dye- Worn!* ami Due-Stuffs,
Oils, Paints, ami Painter s Articles; Varnishes,
Winilaic-Class ami Patty; Glassware; English, Avcrican
and French Per turnery; Toilet and Shauing
Soaps; Tooth, Flesh and lfair Brushes;
Surgical and Dental Instruments;
Trusses. Supporters and Bandages; Spices, Snuffs,
Tine Chewing Tobacco ; Cigars of finest tiavor:
Superior Inks ; I'ure Wines, Fancy Articles, kc.
Efgt, Prescriptions carefully dispensed. Goods
jarefully packed and forwarded as directed.
J6t2f Prompt attention given to all orders. "lga
L. P. BARXETT & CO.
April 10 1-3 tf
LAW BLANKS !
1?TE have on hand, and arc prepared to supply
TT at short notice, at the ENQUIRER Office,
ill kinds of LAWYERS' BLANKS in general denand,
printed on good paper and neatly pressed.
iVc offer them at 75 cents "p quire. Single half
Jnire 30 cents. As v:c have incurred coiisidera- '
do outlav tOj.enr.ble us to furnish a good article,
ire will sell for CASH and CASH ONLY.
Our present slock consists of the following varieties,
viz: Sum Pro: Ft. Fa.; Ft. Fa. on Sum.
Pr?.: Copy I Veil In Case; Copy Writ in Debt; Deturation
t.,> Account: Declaration on Promissory
Vole : />< .duration on Bond or Sealed Xote ; Sub ona
Writ*: Subpoena Ticket*,
JSJS"* Orders from a distance promptly attended
o, if accompanied by the CASH!
rtlill XOTIC'E.?All persons indebted !
to tho estate of ROBERT E. MILLER, de.vised,
arc earnestly requested to make iniraedi- j
itc pavnient. The demands against tho estate
re pressing. I HAVE HAD TO PAY SOME .
lOST and dont wish to pay any more, nor do I i
rish to put others to tho unnecessary expense of ! T
?a3'ing cost. JNO. L. MILLER, Adm'v. |r
June 20 20 tf ! ^
I^IJE FltlEXDS OFD.4MEL WIL- f
. LI A.MS, Esq., respectfully announce him as I
i Candidate for SHERIFF of York District, ati
Ln oncni niv olofttSnn { .
' Not"5o ? -17 ij |1
I <OX'S PATE XT R LFIXE D ~SPAR K- i "
Lj LING GELATINE, with which nu unrivalled i
!hrystalinc Jelly cnn be made in a few minutes.
' For Sale by L. 1\ BARNETT & CO. .
*
&VrE 4HE AUTHORIZED TO AX- 0
? V NOUNCE V. E. McELHANEV, as a Cnn- | 0
iidatefor SHERIFF of York District, at the cn- ; 0
uiug election.
Oct 10 42 tf J *
J |SGOOba.S AXnTjOXES' CIJOLA- ; tl
L" GOGUE.?A speedy and positive cure for ti
Iguc and Fever. It has never been known to 0
nil. For Sale by L. P. BARNETT & CO. j 1<
|jl HE SEXXA FIGS.- A pleasant and , p
I. effectual remedy for costiveness and nervous f(
icadoche. For Sale'by -J
L. P. BARNETT & CO.
July 17 2U tf |77Utn
LALE A X WASHED (
lUUii WOOL wanted, by I
ADAMS, MeCfYRKLE ft Co,
TO SOUTHERN MERCHANTS.
CAUTION TO THE PUBLIC.
The whole country is flooded with Counterfeit,
and Imitation Schnapps., The public should "be
careful to purchase only the genuine article,.man- >
ufactured and Imported by Udolpho Wolfe, Which
has the name of the manufacturer on the Bottle,
Cork and Label. , .
For-sale by all the respectable Grocers add"
Druggists. r
Read the opinions of the New York Press.
UDOLPHO WOLFE, ?
22 Beaver Street, New York.
, From the New York Mercury, t*".V "
FRAITUJI.EST IMITATIONS OF SOFEBJOB COMMODITIES
Among the many dishonesties of trade which
the moral sense of the commnnity is called qpon
to suppress, we would particularly notice a rooSt
pernicious and infamous practice adopted by .an-,
scrupulous dealers of imitating and counterfeiting
the exterior appearance and precautionary' labels
of popular drugs, med camenfa, and other AHiclea
of personal consumption, and thus, by seizing up-"'
on the well acquired reputation of an enterprising .
trader, palming off most destructive and-wortblesa
compounds, to the sore detriment.not onlv of.the
consumer, but to the character "f the man .who
has expended thousands of dollars in bringing the
genuino article into esteem and demand^ These^
petty larceny thieves are the best of all honorable
dealers and traders, and the trade is as innoh highway
robbery as the violent appropriation of their
neighbor's purse ;'in fact, they are befteath the
burglar and highwayman in dignity?for these
latter felons exhibit a bravery or recklessness of
character in nowise distinguishing the mercantile
assassin who stabs in the dark. And ought they,'
not be rewarded with a punishfiient commensuratewith
the cowardice of their crime? We werp led >
to these remarks by accidentally observing ti'epn-^
rious counterfeit of Udolpho Wolfe's Schiedam^.-;
Schnapps. The labels were imitated perfectly1,
with'the slight addition of a few letters to plead
technicai avoidance of the law against counterfeiting;
the bottles were very similar, and every
thing carefully prepared^ impose upon a careless
purchaser* Now is not the man who perpetrated
this fraud, n felon, a robber ? Assuredly, he is *,
for, as Mr. Wolfe lias expended large sums tb bring
bis genuine imported schnapps into popular de^
maud, that demand may be justly considered a
a part of bis capital in trade, and a fellow stealing
a part of his reputation is as much of! a thief aa if
he hod stolen a barrel of his schnapps in balk.?
And to this crime he adds a farther one of defrauding
the community by giving them a ruinous article
for the money they intended to expend for-*
commodity in which they had confidence. . And,
further, every man who participates indirectly _in
the fraud, by selling spurious artick-3 is 'as much'
of an offender as tho principal who planned* .the
imposition. The remedy of Mr. Wolfe should lie.
in his holding all concerned up to tbe 'cont'-uipt of
the community thus swindled.Jby their operations,
and unconsciously imposed upon by their.noxieusf
enmnosition. Wtftrust that Mr. Wolf* Wttt
r ? .?-- ?- ? ytain
names, not only of the concoctors" of these,
counterfeits, bat of every man offering them for"
sale, aud then publish them to thcworld; for,Me
own reputation and theliealth of the community
demand that all parties should be nailed to the
pillory of popular execration. "
From the New York Dispatch.
An Isfamous Business.?When an enterprising
man strikes out a new business, to the establish*
mcnt of which he gives his Industry, time, ttdenta
and pecuniary means, can anything "be mora con*- '?
tcmptible than to have another steal in, and, uuder
specious pretexts, hold ont to the public an infer!-,
or article, and endi at or to obtain their patronage?
Pray, what difference is there, so far as the honesty
of the tiling is concerned, between purloining
the bnriness by which a citirent hojpep totnakfT
his bread and stealing tho bread itself? A com"-*
men thief, if lie takes without leato, however.han-.
gry, n loaf of bread from a baker^ashop, apprer. ?
liended and condemned to thepenitentiarefor d&rtingin
a surreptitious manner to apeasAis appetite;
but put a respectable looking coat on his
back and a few dollars in his pocket, and he may,
with impunity, nay, even with tho apphitae of his
fellows, by knavery, forgery or other jhfnmoua
means, take the business of an honest'mas from
him, and gounscathcd of justice. All this is wrong.
Some years since a gentleman of this cUy (UdoIplio
Wolfe) introduced t<rthe United States a medi
cated article of gin, which was highly^appro^ed
by professional gentlemen as a superior tonic and
deobstruent, and the knowledge of wbifttt he,
by advertisement and otherwise, disseminated
throughout the country. So soon pa tricksters, who
pass in the business community as honest
men, saw that Mr, Wolfe was likely to hare handsome
returns for the time and money -which bo
had expended, they set. about forging his labels
and palming off upon the people detestable and
poisonous compounds which th by have tjie hardihood
to call ' Schiedam schnapps." In :somc instances
they have gone so far as to put'Wolfc'i
uarnc to their villainous liquids. As this horde
nre growing bold in tberr rascalities, if is time the
public in town and country were put- npoifBicir
guard Consjimers should be mite that they purchase
the genuine article, or else their health may
be irreparably injured by using the horrible stuff
that unscrupulous men, because they'gin'buy it b
cheap, will offer as the genuine article. Pure
3chiedam Schnapps can only be. obtained at tin?
stores of respectable merchants and druggists, in
town nnd country, and at the establishment' of
Udolpho Wolfe, N09. 18, 20 and 22 Be&ve^ Street,
n this city, wlicre it is gotten up exclusively. ;We
think tt a duty which Mr. Wolfe owes to himself
ind the community to publish, by .name, the w?sjals
who are thus attempting to defraud .both bim
ind those who would be his customers.' , lie should
lot permit his'modeety to hold him bach from
nuking st> righteous nu expose. "if :;*
annxts is Ch.xblbstos.?-lfavilond, Harrall & '
Klinck & Wickenborg. Foil'.n &. Fourgeaud,
\. Von Dohlcn,. Henry Gcrdw, B. Bollman, Oplenheim
Brothers, Paul X Brown, John F..O*XeHfc
V. Biichoff. D. A. Atiime, Q. F. Meldau, Bailey-&
Doughis, II. .lessen, C?. S. Farrar & Brothers,
iVvrhcim & Ficijen. ^"j
Dec. 49 * Sin
Singer's Sewing Machine^
THESE celebrated machines are in practical and
profitable use in all parts of the cmilzfcd 'V
vorld. In all the vurious trades, amljn -sewipg "
very sort of fabric, either of clpth or leather, -^,
hey Lave been fully tried and approved. .Sejring^
nachines of oilier manufacturers often . fail' to
vork, but Singer's Machines always operate perectly,
being strong, durable and complete in conrivance
and workmaiisnip. A perfect acting
nachine kept employed affords! a clear profit of
51,000 a year; bat art imperfect one is a cause of
sonstaut vexation and loss. The entire reliability
if onr machines is one great reason for their uumralleled
popularity. .
Machines for family sewing, of a frail and dideate
construction, arc recommended by other
nanufacturers. Such machines are made to catch
he cyo, not to'perform substantial work. The
ruth is, family sewing machines ought-to be
stronger than any other, because they go into less
skilful hand* than when sold to manufacturers,
ind nre nsed for ft greater variety of work. The
nachines which have proved best for all other pur.ah
must V.a V* nf t f/in f.i mili> nafl n Mil tlior rt i>A
lusco must uo wsi iui iuiuiiy unct iwu vjivjr nn
singer's. The speed of onr machines I ;s lately
>een doubled. No other can compare with them
n quantity of work.
B&, New macliincs of the In tes^mproved style
rill .be exchanged on liberal terms for old sewing
nacliinet of our own make, or for operative mail;
hies of other manufacturer*. Local . agents
ranted to sell our machines. . ' v#lF
N. B.?All person* desiring foil information aiout
sewing machines, cnn obtain it by applying
or a copy of "I. M. Stnger & Go's Gazette," a
iaper devoted entirely to this subjeot. ' It will bo
ent gratis. I. M. SINGER & CO.Priueipal
Office, 828 Broadway, New York.
BRANCH OFFICES. .
47 Hanover street, Boston ; 32 Westminster-st.
'rovidence; 274 lirond-st. Newark, N. J.; 347
Iroadway, Albany. N. Y ? Gloversville, N. Y.;
18 Chapel-et. New Haven; 11 Buchanan-st. Glas;ow,
Scotland; 142 Chestnut-st. Philadelphia;
05 Baltimorc-Btreet, Baltimore; 8 East Fourth
t. Cincinnati.; Chicago, Illinois ; fi5 N. Fourth
t.,St. Louis: 81 St. Charjes-st. New Orleans; 20
)auphin-st., Mobile.
Oct 30 44 v 3m
REPORT 0\ SPERMATORRHEA/
JUST PUBLISHED bp the HOWARD ASSOCIATION,
Philadelphia, n report on Spermatrrhoea
or Seminal Weakness, Impotence, the Vice
f Ouanisin, Masturbation, or Self.Abuse, and
thcr Diseases of the Sexual Organs, with an ac
sunt of the errors anil deceptions of Quacks,
nd valuable advice to the Afflicted.byGEO. R.
ALHOUN, M. D., CONSULTING SURGEON of
ic ASSOCIATION, a benevolent Ipstitution, e?iblishcd
with special endowment, for the relief
f the sick and distressed, afflicted with "Viru?nt
and Epidemic Diseases." A copy of this Rcort
will be sent by mail'(in a sealed envelope.)
REE OF CHARGE, on the receipt of two stomps
ir postage.- Address. Dr. GEO. R. CALHOUN,
io. 2. Scuth-Nintb Stroet, Philadelphia, Ta.
Oct 2 40 tS
'L1DL1TZ A A I) SODA POWDERS
3 of extra size and quality. For Bale by
' L. P. RARNBTT fr CO.