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VOL. 2. YOEKYILLE, S. C., THURSDAY, M.A.Y 22, 1856. NO. 21.
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LITTLE CHARLIE.
BY T. B. ALDRICH.
O sunshine, making golden spots
Upon the carpet at my feet?
The shadows of the coming flowers !
The phantoms of forget-me-nots
And roses red and sweet! '
How can you seem so full of joy,
And we so sad at heart and sore ??
Angel of death! again thy wings
Are folded at our door!
We can but learn through length of days
For something lost,' we fancied ours ;
We'll miss thee, darling, when the Spring
Has touched the world to flowers !
For thou wast like that dainty month
Which strews the violets at its feet;
Thy life was slips of golden sun
And silver tear-drops braided sweet!
For thou wast light and thou wast shade,
And thine were sweet, capricious ways:
Now lost in purple langours; now
No bird in ripe red summer days
Was half as wild as thou!
0 little Presence! everywhere
We find some touching trace of thee?
A pencil mark upon the wall
That naughty hands made thoughtlessly ;
And broken toys around the house?
Where he left them they have lain
Waiting for little busy hands
That will not come again.
Will never come again I
Within the shrouded room below
He lies^a-cold?and yet we kuow
It is not Charlie there!
It is not Charlie, cold and white;
It is the robe that, in his flight,
He gently cast aside !
Our darling hath not died!
0 rare pale lips! 0 clouded eyes!
0 violet eyes grown dim!
Ah well! this lock of hair
Is all of him!
Is all of him that we can keep
Fnr lnvintr kisses, and the themer!it
Of him and death may teach us more
Thau all our life has taught!
I
God, walking over starry spheres,
Did clasp his tiny haud,
And led hiin, through a fall of tears,
Into the Mystic Land
Angel of death, wc question not :
Who asks of Heaven, Why does it rain ?
Angel, we bless thee: for thy kiss
Hath hushed the lips of pain !
No Wherefore t or to what good end?
Shall out of doubt and anguish creep
Into our thought. We bow our heads:
lie yiveth his beloved sleep!
IniMraus ^ton. !
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From the German of Ferdinand Stolle.
COURTSHIP UNDER DIFFICULTIES. |
[concluded.]
I began to lose all patience with this ab- j
surd old counsellor, who took his daughters' j
mad freaks for so many proofs of skill and j
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head off he would have maintained them to
be perfectly justified by the precarious state
of my health. I examined myself to see if
there were anything about me that could possibly
afford Dieffenbach a pretext for another
operation. Commencing with my head, I
travelled down to my feet, aud rejoiced to 1
find that, with the exception of my tortured I
mouth and punctured arm, everything was
in a perfectly natural and healthy state.? j
There was nothing to justify any further
practice of surgery upon my unfortunate per-1
son. I resolved to be extremely on my j
guard, aud to lock the room door whenever j
I was alone.
The day was near its close when we returned
to the house, where we found the
supper-table spread. The young ladies were
all absent. Heaven only knew in which direction.
Nimrod was out shooting, Dieffcn-1
bach amputating, and Oken collecting spi-1
ders. I must confess to a greater wish to j
see Oken than Minnie, perhaps, would alto-1
gcther have approved. At any rate, with ;
her [ should not be in bodily danger. She j
would hardly attempt to impale me on a cork- j
ing-pin, like a beetle or a butterfly. I was!
very glad her two sisters did not make their
appearance. To me their presence would
have embittered the meal. We waited a
while, expecting their arrival, aud the counsellor,
who could not but remark or suppose j
that the impression made upon me by the j
occurrences of the morning was not particu- j
larly favorable filled up the interval with j
praises of his daughters, the excellence of i
their hearts, and pointing out how much
better it was that they should have been suf-!
fered to grow up half wild in the country
than they should have been exposed, without j
the guidance and protection of a mother, to
the corrupt atmosphere and dangerous refinements
of the tnwn When unnn this
theme, Frager was inexhaustible. I never
saw a man so much in love with his own
f children. At last he declared he would wait
no longer for the girls, and we began supper.
We had been at table about a quarter of an
hour, when the door opened, and Oken, long
expected, came at last. Very different was
the impression she made upon me to that
produced by her sisters. She was quite as
pretty, but gentle, amiable in couuteuance
and manner. She did not run past me, like
Nimrod and Pieffenbach, as if I had been a
part of the furniture, but bowed her head
gracefully and courteously, apologised for
her tardy arrival, and added that had she
known I was at Wiescuthal, the most interesting
researches in natural history should
not have witheld her from returning home
to welcome me. I was delighted to find her
so pleasing a contrast to her sisters, and, but
for thoughts of Minnie, I should at once have
admitted myself vanquished by her charms.
She was tastefully dressed?her hair just a
little blown about by the evening breeze.?
In her haud she carried a covered basket,
ajtiiph she nlaeed linen n ehnir liesirle tier
when she sat down. The conversation turned
on natural history. Out of complaisance,
and to win her good opinion, I feigned a
lively interest in the science, about which I
had never in the least troubled my head.?
We were a most harmonious trio. Counsellor
Frager was in the seventh heaven. It
was clear to the worthy man that Ernestine
and I were born for each other. For my
part, I forgot the disasters of the morning,
and basked in the smiles of the lovely naturalist,
who by this time was deep in the
, latest discoveries respecting amphibia. Concerning
these I neither knew nor cared anything,
but I preteuded profound attention,
and gazed with delight on the lovely mouth
j that spoke so learnedly. It was quite a
i little lecture on reptiles. Presently Krnes1
tine opened the basket beside her, and the
next moment an extraordinary object writhed
and danced within a few inches of my
face. Its appearance was so sudden that I
I did not at the. instant recognise its nature,
i but when I did, I thought I should have fal[
len from my chair with terror. A living and
: very lively snake stretched out towards me
I its horrible head and forked tongue.
C
"Here you have a most beautiful speci,
men of the ." She wound up the sen.
tence with some Latin name of a snake.?
[ I was almost beside myself. From my inj
fancy upwards I had held serpeuts of every
kind in extraordinary respect. Oken deI
tected my discomposure. "What!" she ex;
claimed, laughing scornfully, "you would
, pass for a naturalist, and are afraid of a
! snake ? Impossible 1"
i Aud the accursed head, with its quivering
tungue aud bright headlike eyes, drew
: uearer aud nearer, Oken seeming to enjoy
; my manifest uneasiness.
"For Heaven's sake !"' levied "takeaway
that horrible creature."
"I see nothing horrible in it," quietly replied
Ernestine. "Observe how gracefully
; its body undulates." And again the reptile
! writhed itself just before my nose. I jumped
up and retreated : Ernestine followed me,
i snake in haud.
"I have never been able to understand,"
began the idiotic counsellor, in a doctoral
tone, "whence arose the peculiar aversion
with which men regard all kinds of reptiles.
"The deuce you have not 1" cried I, still
retreating from Oken and her odious pet.
"The aversion is not very difficult to account
for. For my part, I abhor the creatures."
"Pshaw!" said Ernestine, angrily; "you
are but a counterfeit naturalist." And thereupon
she slapped me across the face with
the snake. I could not restrain a cry of
horror and disgust. Then she returned to
her seat, and put the vermin into its basket.
In my estimation the counsellor's third
daughter had now fallen into the same category
with her sisters. Frag-;r, who saw that
I was unable to conquer my innate horror of
snakes, had ordered his daughter to discontinue
her unseemly jest; but the poor old
gentleman's authority was evidently at a discount
that day, and Okcn, with diabolical ;
malignity, had continued to torture me un-1
til the perspiration rolled off my forehead.
"Now may Old Nick fly away with all
three of you," said T to myself, as I passed
my handkerchieif, across my damp brow.?
"You have seen the last of me at Wiesenthal.
At daybreak I pack up my traps and
leave this place of torment, worse than a cell
of the inquisition, or a dungeon in Front de
Ikeuf's Castle. A nice place to come a-woo
ing!?snakes, bullets, and tootn-urawing.?
pleasant welcome for a suitor 1"
The evcuing wore wearily away. Miss
Oken, having ascertained that I was no naturalist,
adopted her sisters' system, and
treated me with profound contempt; in fact,
she hardly seemed aware of my presence.?
For my part, the sympathy with which she
had at first inspired me had completely vanished.
Frager was quite put out by the
change in his daughter's demeanor, and of
course cast the blame of it on me. "I should
never have thought," he said, "that you
would be so alarmed by a little harmless
snake."
"Who could have supposed it!" cried j
Ernestine, applauding her father's words.? |
"We are different sort of people here."
"It is impossible to change one's nature,"
I replied.
"Nature!" repeated Ernestine; "what do j
you know about nature? For Heaven's
sake hold your tongue."
This was really too rude. I was on the
point of makiug a sharp reply, when I saw
Oken extend her hand towards the reptile's
cage. I kept silence and prepared for flight.
Never have I passed two more irksome ;
hours than those that elapsed before bedtime
came. The counsellor proposed a cigar. I j
! caught at the idea. With a glowing Havana
iu my mouth, I felt as if I should be
safer from the assaults of that cobra de capello,
or whatever else it was, that Oken kept
beside her, like a greyhound in leash, ready
to let slip upon her game. I vowed to myself
to smoke the beast to death if possible.
Again I was to be balked.
"Bless me, papa !" cried the naturalist,
"vou forget that my net cannot bear smoke.
('an you ?" she said, raising, to my iniiiiite
j alarm, the lid of the snake-inhabited hamI
per.
"True, my dear," placidly replied her
father, "I did not think of it;" and, turning
to me, "Excuse, me, my dear friend,"
I he added, "but the little animal really can;
not endure tobacco."
It is bad enough to be henpecked, but to
| be chiekpecked, to be the slave of three
; daughters, and they possessed of the devil, apj
peared to me the lowest depth of human dej
gradation. So, because a wretched viper ob!
jected to the fragrant vapour of a cigar, I
| was to be deprived of my after-supper smoke.
| For a moment my impulse was to kick the
I counsellor, jump upon the basket, and bolt
from the house; but calmer thoughts succeeded,
and I sat resigned, merely secretly
| wishing that Okcn and the snake were sit;
ting tete-a-tete in a Libyan desert or a Louis;
iana swamp, and that I was a hundred lea!
cues from Wicsenthal. 1 had suffered so
I much all day that my moral energy was com!
pletely gone. I was overwhelmed by the
rapid succession of unpleasant events. I
started at every noise, expecting to see Nimrod
or Dieffenbach, or both of them, enter
the room and penetrate some fresh assault
upon me. Nimrod would of course begin
snuffing the candles with pistol-balls; and
Diefl'cnbaeh, as soon as she observed my slate
of nervous excitement, would insist upon
blisters and mustard-plasters, and perhaps
upon a little more phlebotomy. Hitherto I
had had but one sister at a time to deal with.
Uut if they formed a triple alliance, and set
upon me in concert, T was lost, without hope
of rescue. Fortunately neither of the elder
sisters made their appearance, and at last the
youngest, to my great relief, took up her
basket and departed. No sooner was she
gone than Frager, according to his custom,
tried to remove the disagreeable impression
she had made upon me. One got accustomed
in time, he said to her strange tastes, and
stranger pets, and when once she was married
she would give up her researches in
natural history, and settle down into an excellent
wife. I wa9 quite sick of the simple
old creature's infatuation and apologies and
begged to be allowed to go to bed.
" At last," said 1 te myself, on finding
myself alone in my room, "I shall have a
little repose after the heat and burthen of
the day, after all my dangers and adventures."
So tired was I that I immediately undressed,
blow out the lights, and sought my bed.?
Pulling back the clothes, I stepped in, and
much more hastily jumped out again. T had
come up in some hard substance which moved
bo.tweeu the sheets. If I was not greatly
| mistaken, it was a live tortoise. Whilst I
J deliberated whether I should cry murder,
sleep on the sofa, or dress and leave the
j house, something bit my great toe with such
violence that I actually yelled with agony,
j A gigantic crawfish clung to my foot. I kick;
ed about in so desperate a manner that I at
I hist shrink the erontnre off. and T hoard it fro
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| with :i crack against the wall. I fled to the
i sofa. A horrible thought assailed inc.?
What if Frager, through absence of mind,
! had ushered me into Oken's museum and
j menagerie. This appeared to me the more
probable that on all sides I heard strange
sounds, as if numerous ceatures were crawling,
trotting, singing and humming around
j me. Something flew up to me with a buzz
and a bounce, and caught in my hair. I
; clutched at it, and shuddered as I found in
j my grasp a beetle as big as a sparrow. T
I dashed it furiously from me, and had the sati
isfaction of hearing it smash against some
j hard substance. Scarcely was I rid of the
| beetle when I was bitten sharply in the calf
of the leg. I put down my hand, but the
j creature had done his work and gone, leaving
a severe smarting and irritation. I know not
whether it was he or one of his friends who
the next instant made an onslaught upou my |
ankle. T began to hunt about for the match- i
box, that I might at least see my enemies.
II sought in vain, and was quite unable to
; conjecture the nature of the monsters that, 1
} during my search, pinched, bit, and stung,
aud assailed me in every conceivable manner.
Once or twice I trod with my bare foot on
hideous reptiles, whose cold slimy touch made
j me leap into the air. My capers would
j doubtless have diverted any who saw them,
| but to me it was no laughing matter. Xo
martyr of ancient times or victim of the
I vclim-yrulit ever suffered more than I did
iu that chamber of horrors. The monsters
that congregate on the bottom of the sea can
j hardly surpass in variety the inmates of that
| room. The darkness and my excited imagination
further embellished them. Presently
I heard a hiss. "A snake, by all that's horrible
!" said I to mvself. "about to coil round
and devour me." And I set up such an infernal
clamor, shouting and cursing, like
Ajax when wounded, that I must have been
audible half a mile round the house. To
add to the turmoil, in my eagerness to escape
from something which I heard coming after
me with a sort of clappcring noise, I upset
the table. Several large boxes which stood
upon it were opened by the fall, and I immediately
perceived a great increase of animation
around me. I continued to storm
like a lunatic. It was all one to me whether
anybody in the house slept or not. The
awful row I kept up at last roused the counsellor,
who made his appearance in his dressing-gown,
candle in hand. He at once saw
the cause of the disturbance.
"Hang the girl!" he cried; "she will soon
fill the whole house with her zoological collection."
T put myself in mind of pictures I had
I seen of Adam on the sixth day of the creation,
surrounded by all manner of beasts and
creeping things. Frager led the way to another
room, which as yet was not invaded by
Oken's vermin.
"You have nothing to fear here," said my
host; anil added, true to bis system of making
the best of everything, "you will sleep
all the better for your little misfortunes."
"Heaven grant it!" sighed I, and thought
that I should have slept quite well enough
without them. After searching the whole
room, under the bed, in the drawers and closets,
and satisfying myself that 110 specimens
of natural history, either alive or deifd, were
there, T again got between the sheets?this
time without encountering a tortoise, but
not the less determined to fly Wiesenthal at
cock-crow. With this wholesome resolve 1
stretched myself out and went to sleep, as T
presume the tortoise did in the bed originally
destined for me.
Scarce had Aurora, with her rosy fingers,
Tinged the hill-tops and bathed the plain in dew,
when I was afoot and packing. Whilst thus
occupied, T reflected that, under all the circumstances,
French leave was decidedly the
best leave for me to take. Otherwise, I
should have a regular fight with Frager, who
would never let me depart. When I halted
for the night, I would write him a letter,
telliug him that, with the best will in the
world, I had been unable longer to eudure
the eccentricities of his charming daughters.
I would put it to him as gently as possible,
so as not to hurt his feelings; and I felt
sure that when he reflected on all I had
gone through under his roof, he would not
feel surprised at my abrupt departure. Nor
could my uncle blame me, when I told him
of my tribulations, and related the conduct
of the three mad women.
Whilst pondering all these things, [ com
pleted my packing. I made sure Lhat no
body would be stirring in the house at thai
early hour, and at any rate the ladies woulc
be deep in their feather-beds. I was delib
crating whether I should bravely shouldei
my portmanteau or leave it to be sent aftci
me, when the door burst open, and to 1113
immense consternation, in strode Nimrod, j
brace of duelling pistols in her hand.
"Merciful Heavens!" said I to myseli
"torture begins again. It must be ownec
that these amiable demons go to work early.'
Without salution or ceremony Niuiroi
strode up to me.
"Your couduct last night," she said
"your ill-treatment of my sister's property
and barbarity of several of her pets, arc ar
iusult to the family and demand atonement
I have taken the business into my hands.?
?.:n 1 >>
?i c win cAuiiau^i* auuui.
"Are you out of your mind ?" cried I
impatiently.
"You will soon see that," replied Louisa
coldly and decidedly. "Answer me. Is i
you who broke the claw of that rare speci
men of the lobster tribe ? Ts it you whe
threw the horned beetle with such violence
against the wall that the poor creature isslil
unable to walk or fly ? And arc you the de
liuquent who upset the cases in which colo
nies of spiders, earwigs, and ceulipcdes hat
long led a tranquil and happy life ? Do yoi
confess all these offences?"
My politeness was gone. I had come tc
consider Nitnrod as a man, and should a;
soon have thought of putting on white kit
gloves to saddle a horse, as of using toward.1
her that subdued tone and those guardet
expressions one unusually adopts with the
gentler sex.
"May the devil fly away with the whole
brood !" cried J, perfectly exasperated at
be.'ingcalled to account for my defence against
the menagerie.
"Follow me, sir," said Louisa ; "such cx
pressions as these oau be washed out out}
with blood. Come, sir!"
"Nonsense!". I replied; "I do not fight
duels with young ladies."
"Ila!" cried Ninirod, stepping up close
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some sparkle in her eye ; "Nonsense, did
you say ? Afraid, I suppose, llut it won'!
do. Follow nie, sir."
"I tell you again that I will not. JIou
can I answer to God and my conscience foi
having levelled a pistol at you ?"
"Need not to level it without you choose
Fire in the air. T am the aggiieved party
and will fire at you."
"A thousand thanks."
"For the last time I ask if you will fol
low me? If not, I declare you the greatest
coward that ever trod the earth and called
himself a man."
"As you please."
"Yes, but that is not all. You shall car
ryaway a mark that will remind you, youi
life long, of your conduct this day.
"A mark," said I to myself; "what doc?
the assassin mean ? She is capable of an)
crime." And I confess I felt uneasy. Lou
isa came nearer and nearer, her pistol raised,
her countenance threatening. Tn her eye
there was something deadly and alarming,
I began to retreat. As I drew back, she
advanced, taking step for step with me, hei
pistol aimed at my head, her finger, as il
seemed to me, actually pressing the trigger,
I could bear it no longer.
"Fiend 1" I exclaimed, "for Heaven's
sake leave mo in peace. I nm about to quit
this inhospitable house."
"You are going away ?" cried Louisa, in
a strangely joyful tone, and sinking the muzzle
of her pistol.
"I heartily wish I had never come," was
my answer; "nor would I hut for my uncle's
desire."
".Speak the truth!" said Louisa, resuming
her threatening tone. "It was notvour un
cle's desire alone, but views of your own,
that brought you to Wiesenthal. You wished
to marry me or one of my sisters."
"flood Heavens !" I exclaimed, "marry
you? T should as soon think of marrying a
Miuuie rifle. Never dreamed of such s
thiug, 1 assure you. Besides, I am engaged
to be married already."
"What!" cried Louisa perfectly overjoyed
Aud she threw the pistol away, and berseli
almost into my arms. "What! you arc en
gaged to be married ? Why did you noi
say so before ?"
"I was not asked the question," replied
I, quite aback by the sudden embrace and
change of mood.
"You would have saved yourself a deal o
unpleasantness, poor fellow !" contiuuec
Louisa. "I would not have shot at you, noi
would Ernestine have tormented you will
her-snake, nor Emily have let your blood
nor drawn your tooth."
"I should have been well pleased to liav<
been spared the lust operation," said T.
"You would have fuiind us all very amia
ble, good tempered girls."
"I have no doubt of it, since you say so
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"I will explain," saiil (lie transformed
Nimrod, who each moment became gentlei
and more charming. "It is a secret; bui
we, too, are engaged to be married."
"All three'!"'
"All three. Notwithstanding our rathei
masculine tastes, we are women nt heart."
"I am glad to hear it."
"Arc you? And surprised, too, appa
rently. Well nevermind; you will learn t(
know us better. But our father, kind anc
indulgent though he be, is a great deal to(
practical in love matters. He thinks to(
much about what he calls "good matches,'
and unfortunately the men of our choice dc
not come under that head. One is a lieu
tenant with nothing but his pay, the other ?
clergyman without a living, the third an ar
tist whose pictures nobody buys."
"May I venture to inquire which of the
three the beautiful Louisa has honoured wit!
her preference ?"
"The clergyman."
"The clergyman !" I repeated, perfect*
ly astonished.
t "You think me rather too wild to bo a
1 parson's wife ?"
"Well," I replied, as her sharp-shooting
r exploits recurred to my mind, "A preacher
r of peace and a daring sportswoman?"
"Love levels everything," returned Loui
isa, with enchanting frankness. "And do j
you think I cannot be gentle when I please?" j
f "I think that to you nothing is impossi- ^
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u,v' . i
"When it is to please him?nothing!" t
1 she answered, with a touch of the old Nim- "4
rod energy. The next instant the woman
, resumed the ascendant. She east down her
, eyes, aud blushed divinely at the eoufession
1 that had escaped her. Then, recovering
. herself: "Not a word, I entreat, to my
- father of what I have told you. He would
never forgive us. We pray to Heaven day
, and night to improve the circumstances of
the men of our choice, for whose sake we
, have already driven more than one wooer
t from Wiesenthal. When a danger of that
kind approaches we form our plans, and if
) one of us does not succeed in repelling it,
; another surely does. Confess whether, even
I if you had not already given away your heart,
-! you would have sought one of us as a wifeaf
tor yesterday's adventures?"
1 i "Not if you had had provinces for your
i dowry," was my uncivil but honest reply.
"Many thanks," said Louisa, laughing.?
)' "An excellent proof of ellieacyof our mea>
surcs." I now had to tell my new friend a
I i bout my love affairs, and how it was that I t
i found myself nearly in the same position as
I herself, since my uncle had no idea of my s
) attachment to Minnie, the poor widow's r
daughter. To make a long story short, I c
> was introduced over again to Dieffcnbach, f
t who no longer menaced my masticators, or [
L flourished a lancet, and to-Oken, now unoc- j
companied by her viper, and I found the ;
. three sisters as amiable as I the day before D
r had thought them detestable. I was obli- s
god to promise to remain a few days longer t
t at Wiesenthal. To confirm our alliance, (
prove my forgiveness, and heap coals of fire J
> upon the heads of my tormentors, I volun- a
. tecrcd to undertake the delicate task of in- t
I terceding with the counsellor, and declared \
t that I would not leave the house until he t
bad given bis consent to his daughter's mar- \
r riage with the men they preferred. ITpon j
p receiving this promise, the sisters were near ?
killing me with kindness and caresses. It r
. was no small tiling I had pledged myself to (
! perform, but, thus, encouraged, T felt my- j
self equal to any difficulty. We held a [
i council of war, arid that same day the siege j
- began. I worked hard in the trenches, was j
L repeatedly under fire, and had to repel scv- ^
I oral smart sorties. On the first day I made a
little progress, but encouraged by the ii.i- r
ploring looks aud honied words of the female a
- besieging army, I persisted, and held my H
r ground. Fragcr proved an obstinate old c
fortress. Fond though he was of his daugh- t
; ters, and generally indulgent and easy going, q
r in some tilings be was as stubborn as a I
. mule. However, on the evening of the see- (j
, ond day I bad opened a breach, and on the a
third I headed the storming party. There- }
, upon the enemy hung out the white flag, and 1;
! asked for a day's truce. This was granted, t
but a strict blockade was maintained.? s
; The truce expired, the storming party again e
, advanced, capitulation ensued, and general ft
rejoicing celebrated out triumph. t
1 The betrothal of the three sisters was t;
now officially' announced, and the customary a
festival was to take place in a fortnight. I v
1 was to be there, and to bring Minnie with s
me. For, as a good deed rarely goes unre- o
warded, Fragcr, my conquered foe, under- i
' took to intercede with my uncle and obtain b
! his consent. And so, after another happy r
day at Wicscnthal, I departed, a tooth the t
! poorer than on my arrival, but radiant with t
victory and rich in hope. u
1 Tt was long since I had seen my worthy *
uncle laugh so heartily as at the narration of f
my adventures with the counsellors daugh- a
ters. It put him in such a good humor that ^
1 wheu Fragcr, true to his promise, made his I
1 appearance, a day or two later, he had much f
less difficulty than I expected in obtaining 1
his consent to my union with Minnie. A *
' fortnight afterwards, a happy party was as- f
sembled at Wiesenthal; T made the acquain- \
tance of the parson, the dragoon and the c
^ painter, and was obliged to admit that Nim- \
rod, Dicffeubach, and Okeu had shown good c
' taste ai.d judgment in their choice. My e
1 days adventures at Wiesenthal were again *
brought upon the tapis, and were a source '
f of never-ending mirth. The three young
I men who, indirectly, were the cause of my *
f misfortunes, cordially consoled with me.? *
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1 But Picffenbach, the operator declared ( and v
> let this he t lie moral of my tale) that the c
loss of the tooth was but a just punishment 4
i for iroing to look at other women when I was *
1 T
already a plighted and accepted lover; a sen- 1
. timent in which her sister and Minnie (es- a
pccially the latter) most cordially concurred. e
; JBefore a year was out, there were four *
weddings at Wiesenthal. Since then, two
I more years have elapsed, bringing on their F
r wings various changes, most of them for the 0
t better. Although I did not. marry exactly 0
as my uncle wished, he did not the less
make me his partner. Nimrod, engrossed r
r with gentler cares, is no longer a sporting F
character; much to the satisfaction of her ?
husband, who has a pleasant country living, j!
Dieffenbach has long since retired from mcdj
ical practice, and the dragoon, now a capI
tain, is quartered a fcwjmiles from Wiesenj
thai. Oken pets a baby instead of a snake. a
j The painter has thrown away his unprofitai
ble palette, has taken to agriculture, and F
, lives with his father-in-law, whose estate he 1
manages. Such are the satisfactory results
t of my "Courtship under Difficulties."
c
A Warning.?A man by the name of
; Walker was recently convicted, at Memphis J
i (Tenn.) of stealing a newspaper, which had ?
been left at the door of a subscriber. He
was sentenced to penitentiary for ten days.
Select Utiscellani).
From the Edgefield Informer.
THE SOUTHERN PARTIES.
The present crisis in federal affairs is one
)f unprecedented moment to the South and
ler institutions. The recent struggle in the
ilouse of Representatives for Speaker, and
lie triumph of the black republicans of the
tforth,and the still more violent struggle now
;oing on in Kansas between the opposing
sections, have precipitated upon the country
,he dire issue which the wisdom of years labored
to prevent. By a systematic course of
Legislation, and regular rules of pleading,
he issue is made up, and before the tribunal
>f justice, God, and the Constitution, stand
irrayed for the mighty contest, pro-slavery
ind abolition It is unnecessary now to trace,
he progress of this war of fanaticism, on the
me hand, or the vain efforts at resistance on
i .1 r. : 1. 4i,?. ?
lie inner* 11 ia cuuugu iu AiiutY unit iuu u,
il is upon us, and that we must choose the
ilternativc, resistance or political annihilaion.
The North has already marshalled
ler forces, and all her factions, creeds and
jarties, with the exception of a small Sparan
band of patriots, are swallowed up in
he wild fury of Abolition fanaticism. Her
Democracy, her Whiggery, her Know Nothngism,
her Republicanism, and her facions
of whatever name, shade or color, have
'used and merged into the black fetid whirljool
of isms that are prostituting the coustiutionand
menacing the rights of the South.
Patriots have fought in vain for the Contitution
and the Union in their primal puity;
in vain have they appealed to that saired
instrument and the "glorious Union"
or the preservation of the blessings they
lave bestowed upon the human family; and
n vain they have invoked national patriotsm
from the sweeping torrent of the infuriited
demon of the North; and at last they
ee the holiness of their cause impaled with
he blackness of night, their chart of liberty
lismantled of its fair proportions, and the
Jnion in the convulsions of dissolution. We
ire no disunionists per *e, nor do we believe
he time has yet come for such a calamity;
>ut the time has come for the South to act,
o act in defence of the constitution, the
Jnion and her rights. But she is divided
u her own household, and how can she act?
She cannot hope for success by a party
novement; neither can opposing factions
lounsel together with safety without first wiring
out past differences, and harmonizing
>ygonc feuds. Here then the vital question
iresents itself to the two contending parties
n the South. Will they, for the sake of the
iouth and her institutions, the Constitution
nd the T'nion, lay aside their former quarels,
and, sacrificing their feuds upon the
ltar of patriotism, meet upon a common bais,
and join hands, hearts and souls, in a
lommon cause? or will they persist, in disracted
counsels, to war against each other
in mere abstractions, and factious nonseuse.
't is a grave question, and upon its solution
lepends the political equality, of the South,
nd the destiny of her peculiar institution.
;Ve should not under estimate our enemy;
le is formidable in the extreme; in point of
reasure and numerical strength he is our
uperior; and it is idle to say be is not our
qual in prowess and accumen, and with all,
le is a unit in action. How important is it
hen that we should be united; without uniy,
harmony and concert of action we can
ccoraplish nothing but our own destruction;
rith it the evil may be averted, and the Contitution
may triumph. We know not how
thers may feel disposed to act in the premies,
but for ourself, though our judgment
eads into the doctrine that "Americans shall
ule America," we would willingly forego
hese questions of time, or sacrifice them alogethcr
for the purpose of uniting the South
toonc nf rlrvmntf ir? ulamgttt
ipuu bliC itJOUV/ Vi uvuivuviv Uiwf v?
n a Southern convention the democratic
arty would doubtless carry the majority,
nd while patriotism would call upon the
American party to fuse with the dominant
arty, there could be no necessity for a surender
of the great principles of Americansm.
In fact unless the democratic pary,
proper, has ceased to exist, and intend
thereof has sprung up Know Nothingsm
as a party, we can see no reason why a
lemocrat may not hold the American docrine;
we were born and raised a Carolina
leuiocrat of the deepest dye, nor have we
iver knowingly for a moment departed from
he faith; and yet we hold these views to be
he true American doctrine: First, that
'Americans shall rule America"; Second,
hat the term of naturalization be extended
o twenty-one years; that no man should be
sleeted or appointed to any office in the gift
if the American people, who acknowledges
he slightest obligation of allegiance either
einporal or spiritual to any foreign power,
irince or potentate, paramount to his allegi,nce
either temporal or spiritual to any forign
power, prince or potentate, paramount
o his allegiance to the Constitution of the
Jnited States, and fourth, that we should
rohibit the introduction of paupers upon
ur shores from the prisons and alms-houses
f Europe. We add this to our democratic
aith and find harmony and consistency. Alcady
we see a disposition manifested on the
art of the leading members of the Ameri
? ? ? 1 ? J * oil nlrtM
mi pillljf QUUIU IU Uimg UUUUli UIOUUIUU J
iut a few days ago the entire delegation in
Jongress, with the exception of two, cast
heir votes for Wm. Aiken, of South Caroina,
for the Speakership, and this was upon
n issue between slavery and Abolitionism,
n the Georgia Legislature, Judge Cone, a
irominent Know Nothing, has taken a simlar
step, and the whole party South are realy
to do honor to Mr. Pierce for the views
xpressed in his late message. These are
udioations that the two elements may be
:ombined for a common good, and that the
irinciple of self preservation should overide
every other consideration and unite the
South for the last desperate struggle.
He who promises runs into debt.
THE WHITE SLAVE TBADE.
A horrible system of stealing men and
women from their homes in China, and conveying
them to the West Indies, Peru, &c.,
has grown up of late, in lieu of the African
slave trade; and as might be expected like
the old slave trade, it is carried on chiefly
by English and American vessels,?the latter
hailing in all case9, so far as we are
aware, from the non-slave States, and a large
portion of them from New England and
New York. Very likely some of the same
men are engaged in this nefarious business,
who are loud in denouncing the Southern
man for not turning a large part Qf his family
out of doors, or sending them to the
snows of Canada. The following extract of
a letter which has been handed to us for
publication, shows how the materials of the
modern slave trade?the Chinese Coolies?
are obtained. To fill out the picture we require
a narrative of the horrors of the middle
passage, which is often fatal to large
numbers?and then to see the poor wretches
getting out guano at the Chinchia Islands
which soon destroys the remainder. We are
credibly informed that a person who lay
some days near those islands, saw eleven
(we think it was) of the poor creatures
jumping into the sea, preferring death by
drowning, to the slow torture to which their
employment subjected them. If a white
man were as good as a negro in the estimation
' of the noisy pretended philanthropists
of this day,?or rather if their humanity
was not a sham,?they would utter some
voice of remonstrance against the abominable
system to which we have alluded, and
which is carried on in part by their own
neighbors and from their own ports.
Extract of a letter dated:
Swotow, (China,) Dec. 10, 1855.
Wo linro now hont. nnr sails, and Mrnant
" 1 ?r?
to sail for Callao in a few days. We have
now on board 700 Colies, and expect to take
200 more. I suppose,' if God preserves our
lives, we will arrive in about 75 days. I
will try to explain what our cargo consists of,
viz : men?Chinamen, of course, who are
called Chinamen Coolies. As you have been
to Russia, you had a sample,?the same as
serfs, or our Southern negroes; but poor
things, they are torn from their parents and
friends and sent on board our ship and many
other ships of our own country, as well as
English. They kidnap them and take them
to the junk, as we call it, and stay there one
or two weeks, till the captain thinks proper
to take them on board our ship. They are
bought for fifteen and twenty dollars per
man, and when the captain is ready to go
on board the junk, the male sings out, "Lay
aft here," calling the boys by name, and
they have to keep the boat away from the
junk for fear of some of the Coolies' friends
coming and taking them away. We have
one Cooley who has run away from five different
ships. The kidnappers bring out the
Coolies the same as at the slave market at
Mobile, for inspection. They are then made
to go through several exercises, jumping,
kicking, ?fcc., and then inspected by the doctor.
After this they are given new clothes, *
and then sent aboard the ship, and we have
to keep sentry. We have twenty men armed
on sentry, night and day. The Coolies have
several times tried hard to rise; and if it had
' - a J.
not been tor two or tnree uoones, wno xnaae
it known, they would have taken the ship.
We have plenty of amunition on board, and
three guns which are lashed so as to bear on
the slaves, if they should rise. A ship took
some from here, and sold them for 250 dollars
each. This ship expects to remain out
here about two years.
THBILLING SCENE.
The El Nicaraguense publishes an interesting
account of the pardon of two solders
belonging to Gen. Walker's army, just on the
eve of the fatal shot that was to send the unhappy
men into eternity. It appears that
at Rivas two soldiers, one a German and the
other a Chilian, were caught asleep on their
posts, as sentinels. A court martial was
ordered next day, and on trial both culprits
plead guilty. The court pronounced the
penalty of death, prescribed in the articles
of war, and the commander-in-chief approved
the finding. Next day was fixed for the
execution. The fatal day came, and as the
hour of sun-down approached all the Americans
in the city, together with large crowds
of the natives, assembled on the Plaza. The
officer of the day led out the prisoners between
two rows of soldiers, and the solemn
procession moved on to the mournful musio
of the dead march.
A spot was selected in front of on unfinished
church, confessiou administered, the
shootiDg party stationed, the bandages tied,
the culprits placed with their backs against
the wall, and everything made ready
for the fatal word. An unusual stillness
pervaded the crowd, and every one felt^ a
! growing sympathy for the unfortunate beings
thus self-condemned. Both bore themselves
- ? ? i .v m i_ _
with fortitude, particularly tue unman, wno
was oue of the original eighty who first came
into Granada with Gen. Walker. As the
fatal minute came and a pardon was proclaimed
from Gen. Walker, and instantly a
thousand voices proclaimed the magic word.
The Chilian was raised on the Jshoulders of
the crowd and carried in front of the General's
quarters, where a round of cheers was
i given. The clemency of the General met a
responsive chord in every heart.
The Retort Courteous.?Voltaire and
Piron were mortal enemities, and to their
great embarrassment they met one day at
the country house of a mutual friend. Piron
got up early, went to Voltarie's door, and
wrote upon it the word "rogue." At
breakhtst time Voltaire advanced towardi
Piron, and smilingly observed?
"I thank you for showing your interest in
my welfare, by leaving your card atjmy door
this morning."'
J&* What weapon does a young lady resemble
whose lover pass her without notioing
her? Ans.?A cut-lass.