The Fairfield herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, April 22, 1874, Image 4

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The Fairfleld Herald. PUJDIICr'D .~ E VINRP WEZ .'E5DA. T Cliucie~s. Napoleon IV. has boen dubbed the "Imperial Barkis;" Vasquez, the Calidepla bi'dit. took five dollars from a b#i and then bought the an's igloves for two dollars. "If a, naughty girl sho,0'l 1iit4. A, like a good girl yo% would forgive her, wouldu't you ?" 'Yes, narm,' seu replied, "if I couldn't catch her" Where they go.. A. DabOry Sun day-school scholar being asked what became of nen who deceive their fellow-men,. promptly explained "They go to Europe.l' An Illinoisiaup wrote to Horace Greeley several times asking hiin what was good for catarrh, .and fi: nally Iorace got out of patience and replied : "Chop your d - d head off." The Golden.Globe of Colorado has suspended on account of the, disap. licarance of the.editor, He was last seen standing under a tree, and some nen were pulling on a rope. They were going to put a u an out of a San Francipco,theater for creat ing a disturbanoe, when a voic cries: "eio's all right; he's ,killed a Chinaman ''and they lot the man alone. A very lad little boy in Dubuique rubbed cayoune , pepper dust all over the back of his jacket, en4 then did shamefully in school. The school In'a'n thrashed him briskly, but dis. inissed school immediately to run to the nearest drug store, for eyo-salve. An ambitious young lady was talk. ing very loudly about her. favorite authors, when a, literary chap asked her if she likqd Lamb. W ith a look of ineffablo disgust,. shq .answered that she ecared. . little. 4bout what she ate, coinpared with knowledge. A lawyer who had recently marri ed a pretty widow was napping in tho close air of the court room, when the naume of. the lady's first husband was montioned by one of .the bar, causing him to awake suddenly. Springing to.his feet ..ho. exelaimed : "\What I what I You can't havo her." One of the ehbby claso of f6r year-old Sunday-school scholars, when talked to by his teacher about .the sins and froilties of thae body, was as'iv : "Well. j.aj. moi, what .iave you besies this sinful body I' Quick as thought the little fellow responded : "A clean shirt and a icee now pair of breeches." "And you have no soon ?" asked s curious lady of a bronzed old., set captain. "Oh ! yes. iiitinnm , I had r e that lived ;91 tie South Sea Is. a 'ds for nearly a doe~o years.' "lcally I W1as he bred there, and V1ivha was lils trste-the sea or land? -'No, madam lie wasn't bread -he was meat ; leiatways the niggers ate him-and as for his into-the bhie said lie tasted of teibacker." The Jady walked to another part of the ship, and the caltaitn smiled . and poka fresh quid of "terbacker' With the return of spring comei the usual ipquiry for. ,a good Cwbite. Svash. Take half a. bushiqi of unslak ed lime, slake it with boiling water covering it during the,proc as to kee1 in the steam; strain t~ies.liqui< through a fino sjove or strainer, an pjdd to it a pet k of salt previousi ueoll dissolved in water ; three pounid grounid rice bpiled to a thiii .paste and~ stirrer. n boiling hob ; half pound of 81,4inish whit ing, and pound of clean'glue which has beel previously dissolved by soakingi first, and then hanging over a sloi fire in a small kettle inside a larg oue filh d with wa,ter; add live galloc of hot wvater to i e mixture, stiri well, and let it st and a few days eos cred from the dirt. It shouald i put on quite hot ; for tbis purpoi it can be kept in a kettle on a ful nace. A pint of ,this mixture wi cover a yard square of the outside< g osif applied with a large pain Shaviug a Glranget. , Persons who visit barbeoal so would give a premium for a barb. 'who would not insist upon them has ing their "hair cut," or anbmittini to a "shamp)oo" whien hiey only wisi ed to be shaved. A ma iwho calls to-day at a tonsorial ebtablishn. on . bmithtield street succeeded i non-plussing a mnosp persisteont knigh of the ,rnzor. The barber infiste< Uponl giving the transient customler "shamphoo," and the 'I'. d. peremiptori ly demzanded why such~ .a reques was ma.do.u *'They a..llite.colq on~u "d somiethmirg like this ':clou lIarbor--."Your head's very dirty T. C.-We l l Iknow it In Iwant it dirty. , . ' liar'. .,-rant it' dirIl Why Whatfh J- . .-Well, I'm a Gronger, and] wa t to have soil on amy head I 'J'he barber eansed his importungn anl quietly shaved his mian.-Pito. 14u y Cidroujece. ambweredi you get -the watch you wore to churen last Sun. day ?" "Laws, mnassa, how you know 1.had a watch ?" * Why, 1 saa. tU e chain banging out of your pooket in front." "Oh, g'way, ,iiassa I 4 'pose you see a halter r~tand m3 sleek, would j du t'ink der a ifnwa in..d ob m..e r ws Bcrp$. Heavy floods on the.. MisIssippl.i GOv. Kellogg of Louisiana has tole-, graphed.to. Vashiugton for fNod for starvivig luhabitants. A duel lately ocourred between two citizens of Nma, Orleans, Phil lips, a .lawyer, and -ienvenu, a weal. btly pIhto .. The later was, killed. He *e row one of the best families In tile State. 0 A 'r etlva is going on. amqng the olfa'ns io R ound valley,, California. Part, of the conversIon oonsists in wiashing their faces and abjuring gasshoppere for (Qod. i Thu Fronolh mail Steamer, Ameri 'Ae, was lately . lost at eoa., The r asongers anid crow were iaved. In le as than five mouths, the aiame corn pany has lost three steantero, the Ville du fHtvro, the Europe and the Amerique. A lady in North Carolina recently banged herself with her husband's suspenders. And now all the buPbands in the North. State.%-e purchasing new and strong susp, lers. Four colored meb, wsre hanged at Thomasville Ga., on Friday, for kuhrder. , . A bill hus. beqe introduce4 into ;Cy9ngress recognizing the belligerent nights of the Cubans. Gen. Hiood is. preparing a reply to Gen. Johnst'on's 'dity of hit campa0gn. A Danbury druggist tan patented a new vermaifuge which be calls "Tht early Bird." Jeff Dais Is a ooir~png it Pqris foi his heath, ani A. 11. Stephens ij quite ill in Washingtou. , . Placards.are.posted all over Eng IaAd to dissuade immigratin t< America. . . _ O. Special Noticca. Ono of the first busuiness priuciples t< ' et upon, iv. muke all purchnseos dirce rom the manfacturers thus savidza larg4 unt of money. -pr this reason we ad ise our readers to purchase their .Win. ows. Dooras Plinds, &c., froin Mears 11. HALL., & C., Charleston% 8. 0. who have - et the fatories. combinet benefits deilved from. materials, .ih Ars hauds, skilled workimen, Iatest --improve machinery, and throtigh. syst ematic man age ent. All windowt. glazed .Vith boot c.ea glass. They ne also Agents foi Asbestos' iloofing Felt. Ti-it- and yet will he pleased with its durability. Sent for price list. circulars, &c. CuAPPEb HANDS, faoe, rough skin pimpisu, ringwormt. siLt-rheum ahd othei outneotts alfections cured, anid the skis made soft, and eFaqoth, by nting the JuNx rF.n TAn SOAP, made by Caswqll, Hazart & Co., New York. Ie certain to get th, Juniper Tar Soap, as -there are mi.y imi iations .made with common tar which ar w'rt h ess__, N-iW Al?' T 1I8ERENTS. x44 School Teatchera wante4 to enaggo during tihe . pring and Sumnie in a uinettss payitng $160 per month il their own eounies. Address. ZRIG LEl & Met.UL1DY, 'hiladelphis, Pa. WORKING CLASS Ma'e or Fenale.$3 a week employment at hotme, day or even ing ;. no da~ital ; instructions & valuabi ).nekagb ',l g.bds. tent free by mail Address, tritl six oe.ilA stamp, M. YOUNI & CO., 173 Greenwich St. New York; F O'E.. Wells'.Carbolo Tablets It itiu oSttv IN BtL.UR D 1X55. A TRIED AND SURE REMIEDI Fn'd by all or". gg 'me I"1)8YCiOMANCY, or SOUL CilAlta ING. Iow cit ther sex many f'acinta and gain the live tnnd affections of at peson they phoope inistantly. Thlis simpi , tmental ncquir'etment all cani possess. fr i biy mail, for 25o, together with a mari t age guIdo, Eryptiana Oracle, D)crea liints to lad!es, Wedding Night.Shtr, &e. A queer tyiokk j~dress T.W. LIA M & C(J;, I' . 9:a IHlLIONS 01? ACRLES iRICH FAR1VIING LAND! e Now for Sale Very (lileni i Ten years credit, only (1 per eer Desrapie:Pamplets, with ection a ha ndtle-ne Illnijratedt Panfr. contol ing the Hiomeste- d Law. mailed free to parts of the world. Addrenq. 0. F. D)AVIS. Land~ Ccmn 'saioner U. I', 51 R. OMAllA, NEDI. "Edteograsppav."* A new hook on ii Sart of Writing by ilounid :a comtpleIe av .temn of plionetic Shiort-land, Jhie shorte's mittost samnple, et'y, and conprehaensiv enabling atny on~e an a shaor timte to roeo nrials. peechaes, sermonso Ac . The iL-ard Prayer is wgien with 41 strk es of e t prn, and 140 words, per miuute. 'fth tiuemnployedl should learu tIl arnt. Pric by mail 6d) cent s. Agents wont ed. At dress TI. W. EVANS & CO., 189 S. 7th si Phaila., Pa. Dr. T. M. BSharp's Dyspepjsia Pill DYSPEPSIA CURED. Dr. Fhap's Specific cures Dyspepoia Licer Complaint. Const ip'it ion, Vomiting Ic mue, Sour Stomach, Water firash. 11 care buirn, low Spirits, &e. Int thirnty-fiv years nevoer falling to eure te most ob Sliniate eases. Sold by draggist generally leMaster & irice, agsts for Winnsboro $. C. D~et ot 116 Eighth at., N. Y. Car culars math 4 on appliecation. The flighest Mellcal Authorities c Europe say the strongest 'fonic, punfer ad lDeobstruent known to the medical world is. it arrests decay of vital forces, exhaustion ofthe nervous system, restore. vigor to the debilitated, cleanses vItiated blood. removes vesleles, obstructIons and aets directli,.on the Liver and Spleen. Price $i abeoe toghn Q. KELLOGO, 18 Plat xr rh Aloea01 cures by Is wild, hi - p ro"*rtctowh 9 1 ises Yds TGtbe - sto ers. leh s acdto Jill I pc.6" 30 11U i *or In o .1 .>y . s. a-co'Wy W 1 1.1u. wa.4 at fault, also Stse 1fa1Pmi the diseased EDIts FhARilice. ani fton W ledron a1 y (poes, Tcoilet~ hsts andrsevey thi rgelg samep .: hy tCal prorsen t modalogcA.... o a W fo a c ,u h "Cf a tte d o allars ofic ho cv.annoth ur., N.e Y. ~~~nswt as ir ora WAi It o laa Man, i~ t.pr., L i- I -DIIEE 100 11aC FRNC1941~1SE Trenh car t ang et. l'sie san a-a 'lw06, 1r, us A si r o an evrco mi. r ut. T popl ar Ir poietor a nd ed s,.,r N . Y.r . in u e cannoIaunbod T he tn m withat ak .M on wante ey. vherbst..Sn ufor cirhuar anpe~plo gora fenh Io Towill Puh . ulhlti b w Lork to a on, Cha0 PEEI, lumili~ AI ugsta and E followngr i sen.LScheue willy time )n oer This reai and ter MAY. 2th id 12h tatimi l.. Tilor g11 fiit l ing ye~~t. ri WIT V~A-y Leue, Aus, atM. .3N 0orK, omc ori C hicago. 3:11ufo - I wl and fi iturondt. IcuA I . sureever " Colu lln g i i en vy 8. ',e 11111 , l'5 Win r tbio s r4li th4 a i Oa Yes. 6ter, i.it e . 4. pm orieatp Charlo tl N ri~~ C. 7.08 p ILeave ph p t N.C.a.3.0 a n " o u4 bi6 . 9iI 54 a ii " Winnebord, 14.44 Yr a m "r Cao-u. 1:f.4 hve star 4.5u p a " e rutnsbovr, is ra 12. atidate. rrie at Charlotl, 7.08 .a AiT TAI-veo.IN sOUtH: Leave Charlpe C.L0 a n " Cheink 0.. V6 1 8 a * Winnsboro, 1.441 a ti ". Columbi,j~ 3.48 a m A he 4 iat 8.068 p rIn Arrive Augusta ,8 45 . t ni Leave oaYt, enej -'cC. k Ag. nr qt ubq An.n8healee Arre l e Cata y6 p c y l A id TSaiN thI POrtoIe. Lea, s aroIg cmna 4.1 p hae " theh,,rat. fa 7i p si , evith th 12o3d as :wh im s . WIhtinreae 2.the 1 rat Ari- i .Naure's i 6w. .Mrlii b Columbia, 3.40 an Arriveat Augusta, 8 46 it Aiced ANdER 0N, (en'l eri. . . Doeer, aenet o tkel Agent nov 4 on nethe no od dies ofed.pn Chills and'vru, HumPorscij D iseaseso of the ridneysl -oan 694 i dieaeoieaton inv " 48e cbarate, of blood, a. r-, omtie thatblilis:ty or a tou i. qtate thfea~cstemhein qfaj Nature'M. Owetagr no'tifoi., Ir9'n thv licreblOi g, ean-r e trengthvigorand LucWn e nto aler pat of the ystem . abiing spao ando Con..e ecarcuting ou. obdsce '. ec santo'fave upon.chne _ erfh sess of tils reedy o ,curing spcsla Lerr cea plares, to sng hroltiy Dard Chill aned 'omens Iundr Ls fCottutiaonalU Vigor ,isateof itha tris nd i Bee tat eaes otepaepg; 'ide VtNSIt0Pmlo omthplas P tarsatnplte ,roe compnW. Fbg/. &ebSONS, Porietlor No ta. of to syatem. Bostn.re s.Ion. av Dooe oixn anyA.smt.' 'loe AVorepruing .prqerecr .io , bu eryr p e s.aldnit s i n&, ofthe ty, :tfcmwa and uildnted an irnyng Coan.. warat i stsfcio .'MnS o caanotla'asonab. li.. 280ctllcGuoio ehipaih.ye (CAPITAL $100,000.) I Saabf Pad-9f1. 6uan T Ils GJAN0is ow o' ellknowhj1ih nilOi~ Soillevi $ttemfira ;1'9ro. ilig tile rodiucre of' Ilbo',11 n~h t to reqite special recom nio y f~III1 ronvl. kip lu#s Up for eight years' pno Almls a~lh~ iken clitraoler for -reRab exe thnepic. -Time large :ixedonileiial. invesmed by file cofi. Jut fy I il 1. lli 1 tndcem o uuls fill- Fiteeti gtnarmilto or lifto nltied excenvitceofl tis Cueto The mopiplit.pu tono mnrket theis teen on ', AVe no hIleotgiore. prtJ'nrCel:. ttderr- tlia Fitpcrimnintime datice of br. So. Jtiliali Tivenei. Chinemej of lihe Comnputry. fit Cioar.!sloi... s., co. Ii elle v).1q "' ni)03 rest woSIPI1Pm A hni ilmi qq,ltiry. iid coni-o'htrn, iI precisely thle muflie ANm that hcreluftin BON0I. J . R.IOBISON# Selling Agent Chll-rsior. S. C. J ) IN 8 it F E Sl1 & Co., :4mcnersil Ap'en s. i:aiiorril Ternnb111P, cah *5$3 timue, without To acoonodanititers. they cain order now mid l in e uni 1)!1i1t of' April to decide nt*f wtntther i hey will itike nt 'Golwonr eash price. Whln lielivered fie-m 'tfleo foot my by (110 Col.- 10110, 1.0 dint awe will lie chArgzed. I ACID 1iIO10 11T. GUA NO. DONE. 11L ISTEl1, &c., alvayfit orn hurne. 4unrliq 0 & IIIA.- 1.J. N. lLOVL:tN. tiari 3.-3mi 000 "r;Ird~n"T Sayp r.Kmhd~s, IBrdc4dJ,Vewr/J R~ifajtt.,I Z &&& 3140 dAJ1e .,11et;1vardnd1,iab 7lliaWA htf Pi,,, Wd11udtAbWZUWaL4. *All WorAllarranted.. LOW&ESTr PIU1CnB. SehlirPrieehi4(. 't LHAl.HALL&1 COO * )finfldurmrn & llPalaw. X,.O 87.AtrAet Street. 223, 2 2, VJfajst BayIt *CHA RLESTO S.C. Tiis Cunt entered n(-rovdrirng to Act of Obabrgen"', in l im year 1 873. byv 1. 11. II A LI A00o in thle vhl"Ce (if lil ho L6.1tiaa of Congrei?t. at Wnaaingtul%: Juttne 19 ThTh 641anter's and FarA' W09t~ of South Ca'olhnh. IEsm btlr rtnpeefftily invt. Y0.,1-alvilloll 0 a 1 otii o 1'Intnla in meu mtai gh innil fenace. wic ipitecotlfillel. ly I-ehil-ves sflVen' tina Felice iet; whic., sinre tie clienige of wintbor eybtemn 24 low tIll. qpicmatidll nr ithe f'arc1n.. Thnis feine is olto oh f* s1 2tied r Prit co prociti mell by tilt Whol hi.ve rXilmnit: , LIBERAL TER1NSl We are offering our guans for this seA. Pon on Ihe following libetal- teri : Phoenix (iuae o, Per Toua of 2,000 lbs., W.113t. b .hs &Co.'v ~llnfouhitaed Oao, Per Ton of 2,000 lbs., $70.0110. ' ($1.00 per ton draynge to be hadedl.) On credti. uinal l, Notbiiber, 1874. with qPlloto-of ti inl .lidd lug voJlon, de i1cred at buyors'..nemHtbSt depot, a6 16O. por lb. Adicount of $ 10.00 per ion will be al lowed or (aith-, - . - . Our A genr i bronghou the SiBate sell at yne peicesa and on sane terms as our selven. liand in your orders to nearest Agent at once WILO0X, GIBBS & CO. .(1114 i'sr 'r3. C. TRIIJIAPNANT PERTILIEA, WILL 13P, SOLD Ad FOLLOWS: $$0 PER TON OF 2,000 Iso $55 PER TON OF 2,OOQ 1si Payable Novernber1,1874, X1re 4e r0te e t Freight and Drayage to be Athir. ITS SUCCESS is UNPARALLELi O. AND ITS STAINbAID 11 ACID PHOSPHATE! WiLL Be SOLD AS FOLLOWS CAi PRIC'. $33 Per Ton of 2,ObO lbs. TIME PRICE. $38 Per Ton of ,U0 lbs. Pa able November1 18748 FI-olgligt and Drayage adJed. FOR SAWLE Bt GEO. WWILLIMS f Co GENERAL AGENTS AT NEW OOOiiS Jn A eri a: Flour--all grader, lMeal, " 4 " 1Da0oonad Lat', 27 t bb's of E aling ond Plainn Puta -'', all or' whais h will be sold 0oW rOR CASH ! IIEA !T & IlRlo Dred fleot L I. IN h a or Pera (11, t'ac'ri's, -jn b .h'zten IRts No I, 2 antd 3', \Iaac'kiael I 1 l ot art I on'lh-tae I ('ad I~th tar a, a-. wh ih I on reeasonniend frong rue -'. i.anrd. I naon aand YInias.4 N. t;. .to Ogmi, lou,'r, t.'hreese anrd 'taoker-s'ot It l,.'d, \al eal, liasnduay. ag': fllouar of the 'aest gu'nde.-t Also .:naed -hoo-Is of all 'i d.', ()y.-ersa. (iafted r'eachlea and Pine Wla's- 'I a'faine'. Communp, tardlin.-a. salr ae'.e,n Club Fi'. . NoahIano dhal catn -a lanI an a jth'a bliaa oc'tei'f, and also a ine lot of .beak4'saaTwlet --T'nhoco, .00 ''igro 'igar.-a and otier grades. and heat f all. canaganatly on Imand them beef- alIty .f L'quor - ra..t o'ihb h ind,. N thanu' 'ablin,'. Iike's J-Ilye;. hai- 'lynebburg (jye, Nel.oin Co. Renitucky Bye, that can sit he excelled. Cotne anid lry fbr your <elves and b~e your olen juidg. E ,n.OINit Oil, 'P'rainor F'armaers bli, L nl~leed 5)11. laent Pool Oi, Kerosene .1*, Alladin 8eouilmy Oil, fot sale by. Mstath 28 ~ U.MA85ab nase*k We moan what we OUR S 7TL E IS THIIS:. : oUo ER ES T THEIR WE GUARANTEE OUR GOODS b ill casem. Ou'r CALICOES at 10 cents 10 cents, ai F!astCoo . do and see for Yottraelves. Latest Styles of enanes at march 91 ~4 En;iy tdse anic doodric' Potatoes, White ahd lied Onion, t'e$i Hoummy; New Sitga Cir Hams, Fresh B edMenl, dr'antulatedan Roasted Coffee. 0i1 lidnd, i rele'cted stock of Family and Plantation Grocet-id, ilili will be sold cheap, fo CASI id CASH ONLV. TI. it. RtOJEIR"50N. feb 12 i.ti frinds send m), allo gene'rally in Iown, andl c ennt r.yea ro-bereby nosinled ii.,. hving~1 sisen frm the iases of tho 'ie flre, I tratejn.e fairly resieghtisiness~, is, 5ho tf' nexi pah Pcdet S)ffivb anmd an. p'repared. to. fiirnish all) goods -uhual)5 round li i Bakery and Conleelionary .imeong the gapde yf thy own marnufactLure, many(ym ttnti..d . . . a... . . Uread'Caltgs Niid Plea healherI iPrenbh anid plifih 'undles, 'fitts variety liaisins Cat en ts,- I.'fion.Jiellihe's lmeoanuiLt Arplea, Orunages, Letlba, d le ugae, Choco.' Have, jetst reoelved. iA fne lot.-of childre, cartlages whidh I oter 1,w fuf- the CANIh 4.0 .&s ig,,, 1000 Companorat Cigar. 1000 Chieroosts Cigar. Gab 34 1. G. nDnsaOrT a -Q a 4 S .aC Art, 'hire ito0es ! 1 Car Load Heayfust Arrived 2 Car Loads )r'.i I of j-, I Car Loid Mleal arriving to day. CHAINS, BACKBANDS, WLL ZE 80dD LO 0 6 W2 c'8 I , NAY 0O fe b 2 *' an'rp* oG. . A 8 t o o wo-kofan i. UNDER' 'S EP TMN P n Colln at.e... t n k o n n Al eih sho'r J.W ciEGlT de 8 . AT ENT0N0 K2bEm 0 haeio a i*1s~ea 0el~e s' ck of la d ar e e ' a-. P2cemere Sy io. fsef od remplee, emene n 0 a-y atsU rnffr,2 e'Sse ""A ai'Us NbO W ich Nulsel . M in'('s ' uu ln :fhene furnihing goods Loc s o i i d ,in k erC lrn)oe ~is re.5% H ' Go: eclen71en, d .Bu 0n i iiis aa es-i , u l~ n k e a el T ab e 'a :G y . l o s, A ielt 'ehdrCr omesai 1. Oyri Lobacc and~yQ~ re dl 1tCa Ea Mralu arriueed to dnai ForL Sal LDy LOW CAS byH I3.J.i &oARLE.