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B~etragett
Tus sung.a lover
By theP:blue!wive,'
While the decp sprges
.ymypatby gave.
Woma's truth truntingi
I yielded all,
Giving up sern6'
Into lier thinafE.
asS no so brittle,
Eleeing as mist ;.
Fa e wore thered liph
Mline fondly kissed.
('old am, thoai.arble
Ovt.r a grave ;
. Fiekle as t.unlight
lildinig the wave
Wanadering ever,
Searching in vain,
Seeks betryed lover
Ease for hi-ipaio.
Dream of fhe Author 'of "sme Sweet
Il011e.
John Howard Payne, the author of
that touching and inmortul song,
"muie, Sweet Ilueua," says the New
York Weekly, was a most unfortunate
man. An incident in his career fur
nishei us with a remarkable dream.
le wals not only poor in pocket, but a
honeless wonderer. In convcrsation
withi a frietnd he once gave expression
to the tollowing bad recital :
"How often," said lie, "have I been
in the heart of Paris, Berlin and Lin.
don, or some other city. and haird
persons playing 'sweet IHtane,' with.
out a shilling to buy the next nial,
or a place to lay my head. Ile
world has literally sung iny sn il ii
every heart is flamiliar with its melo
dy. Yet I have been a wanderer
from my bo'.hood. My eutintry has
turned me riathlb-.sly fron , fice and
in m) old age I have to submit to
humiliation for my bcad."'
He had the most exact and beauti.
ful expression of the hart emotions
regarding home, and yet personally lie
was a stranger to all its tender and
loving lufluences. A wanderer and
and Bomn3timeR a vagabond, he has
moved the human heart to its very
depths by his exquisite lines.
Disgusted with his treatment in
hisa own country, and till impelled by
his disposition to roam, his only wi--h
was to die in a foreign land, and to
be buried by strangers, and sleep in
obscurity. le obtained an appoint.
ment as United States Cons.ul at
Tunis, where he died.
We now tuan to a period antece
dent to the composition of his song.
At times lie was greatly depressed,
and seemed to feel most acutely his
utter loneliness. One day a friend
called to see hirtd, amid on entering
aid :
"Ihow 'are you io-daay, Payne ?"
"Dowvn boarted enaough," was the
re.ply ; "but last night Ilhad one of
1the 'ftost glorious visions In a dream,
that ever muet mort al eye.''
"Alh, indeed, what was it ?"
"Well, I will tell yon. I suppose
you think it was ,a eone of vast
wealtha,of a palace or soamething else
of that kind that man's desires aire
sot upon. It was niothinag of the sort.
I .don't often hadve <ireamfl, -but,
when:I do. tbey imapresn me greatly.
In this dreanm I saw a home oif miost
traseendent. rural peacefulness and
beauty. 1a wvas all that poet aind
painter could imnpgine. ,The land
scape was composed of g'entle rolling
hills and sweot, still streams. There
were flowers and birds, eropa, flocks
and herda. . Intho midst of all this,
stood various habitations of men, wo.
men and children, and I heard pleas.
ant volces, laughter, music and
son1g."
"Truly a beatutiful picture of bu
man domestic contentment," said the
friend.
"The llfellong Imagery of my
brain," cripd the poet, of "llome,
Sweet Homt? -Ala-I how my soul
revealed in the picture I liut. graduial.
Jy ,it. faded from mytaight, I was trans.
fzed. f strained .my visIon to easob
its outlines as they grew fainter and
lairter ; but at lst it had faded entiro
ly away. I then looked utp and saw a
great olud gatheoring, which grew dark
and terrible.
"Ab I said 1 ; that cloud is signini.
eant of my owrn lot.
".a E said these words, I saw trao..
ed upon it in .burninig letters, these
words of the Almighty to another
miserable man:
"A fugitive and a vagabond abarlt
thou beeon the earth I"
"In terror, I recognized nmy doo,
andc awoke to find it both a dreami
and a sad reality."
The~ unhappy inan buried his face
It~in his hands, and for somne time semed
ithe deepest misery..
S"A. very wonderful droam," said his
Oompanioni
' Well, do you know what T intend
to do I" said Payne, looking up :
"Il tell you. I've been thinking a
g reat deal over the matter, and I in
tend to write a songealled, and about
"Home, Sweet. Home." The picture
of my dream shall be my inspiration
for the task, and my lonely heart will
give touchug pathos to my words."
Not long after, the song of "Home,
Sweet Home,',was given to the world
by .ohn Hlowara Payne. The dream
is more especially re-called by the
closing verse :
"An exile from home, pleasure draslos in
vain.
Ah I gire me my. lonely thatched cottage
again,
The birds singing sweetly, that came at niy
call
Give me them. and that peace of mind
doat er Ihap all :
Io*me, sweet, sweet Home!
There's no p!ace like home.
NOw Departure.
The follcwing article from the
Vicksburg Herald is the best reply
we have ever read to Mr. Stephens
long and prosy article on the amend
ments :
A fellow was arrested and lodged
in jail. After spending a night in
prison he concluded to send for a dis
tinguished lawyer. The man of books
came, and after hearing a full state
ment of the case from his cliknt, snil
ed sweetly and said : "Why my dear
sir, there is no trouble in your case.
They canut't put you in jail for that.
The law and the Constitution are
both against it I" The prisoner re
sponded as follows : 1-I don't know
anything about the Constitution and
the laws. You say they can't put
me in jail, but I'm d-d if I an't in jail
right now !"
Right there is the answer to Mr.
Stephens, and the people who will
not "depart.'' They say that the
XIVth and XVth Amendment.s are
Inullities, atid yet, under the XIVth
Amendneut, Mr. Stephens could not
be a constable, if every man in the
Union were to vote for him, an.1
under the XV h A a-e.-iielit, ery
negro an i.s a v..ter anud m1) br an
office hitler. '-We are in j.i1 right
anw," but I Mr. Stephens a our it
pri,omnut is a nim i
Advice to VolS.
If you wr.nt judges for your State
courts liko those who irosidle in your
Federal courts, vote the Radioal tick.
et.
If you want teachers imported from
the North to te ch your children in
the publit schooLi, vote the Radical
ticket.
If you want needy adventurers
front abroad, or ignorant colored men
to fill all your offices, instead of your
own people, vote the Radical ticket.
If you want your public schools
broken up by an attempt to mix the
races in them, vote the Radical ticket.
If you want to pay such taxes as are
imposed in South Carolina, vote the
Radical ticket.
If you want your money squander.
ed by representatives who pay no
taxes, voto the Radical ticket.
If you want more recon.truction
acts or kuklux bills, vote the Radical
ticket.
Itf you don't like the con.'ervative
nomlinees, and want to spite yourselves
to spite them, stay at home and let the
Radical ticket b6 elected.-Exchange.
Plucky Fight wlth a Burglar.
A Philadelphia dispatch of the 6th
inst., says:
James Lyons, living on Christian
street, was aroused in the night by a
burglar in his room, who presented a
pistol and threatened to. fire if an
alarm was made. Lyons seized the
pistol and a desperate struggle en
suol, during which both parties rolled
down two flights of stairs- into the
street, Lyons eeping hold of the pis
tel, which was finitily discharged,
wounding Liyonsiu the foot. The po
lice, arotised by the noise, captured
the burglar. Lyons was seriously
bruised, and two toes of his foot brok.
en.
Extient In Alken.
We learned, says the Augusta (Ion
stitutiontalist, at a late hour-last night,
that much exeitement had been oaus.
od in Aiken on accout of the :shoot-~
ing of a :young gentleman named
Turner, by a mob of negroes. Turner
was wounded in one leg, which was
afterwards am~putated. From what
we could .gatherJ the negroes thought
that Turner Was the father -of the
ohild shiot by a negro woman a short
time since, and who was herself shot
by an'unknown person shortly after.
wards. The act was, therefore, appa
rently done in revenge for her death.
TIurner, however, was not the father
of the child.
Pennsylvania Twins.
Aimong the curious social facts (10.
veloped by then~ oens'is s atistic is the
appon ranc ma'r. the rlof .t P'enmsyi
vanlia of onet fami! " with stt'en pairs
of twinss, one family with six pairs,
aln anotherv faiiy withI fou r pauirs.
The mother of the lat gioump had six
other children, and WAS ontly 38 years
old.
A Ifigh. Com pliment from a ladicnI
Source.
The Cincinnqti Comuelcinl's Nash
ville correspondent, (Re. . edtield,)
1 in'a late letter pays the "Traltoris"
and ''rebols" cf the South the follow
lowing colipljiol :.
"The Southerp people loalhe a
man who uses a public office to eu
rich himself. Whatever may be
their faults, - they are honest. The
do not' worship - the almighty dollar
to thoeextent of bartering. away. their
honor for it. The old Soiuithern fire
eati g Democrats we are taught weru
wicked mOD, and wicked they were.
about some things, but -did not use
their ;offices to 'fill- itheirpockots
They did not form rings to 'make
money, or establish gift enterpriscs.
This old-fashioned honesty this abhor
rence of 6nything that looks like pros.
tituting pdiblic office to privato 'jain,
is as abhorrent to the Southerut pe'o.
ple now as it ever was, and probably
more, for they have been called upon
since the -war to ha\-n considerable
experience with that sort of t-hing,
and to know it is not to lovo it, cs.
pecially when it is done at their ex
pense. For the pat six ye ats the
8,uthern States have been converted
into an arena of robbery, presenting
a spectacle of fraud aid corruption
perhaps unexampled in the history of
the world ; yet Southern-born men
have had little to do with it. Your
true Southerner, if he has SeLSO
enough to get an olliee, has too much
honor to steal. In all my experience
as correspondent of the Commercial
in the different S.uthern States, I
have found the worst thieves, the
most insatato tobbers to be Northern
men. There has been more stolen in
South Carolina, or in Louisiana, since
the war, than in alltho Southern
States put together, from the revolu
tion to 1869.
And the stiiget thing about this
whole busiIC.5 is that the gicator tLe
rogue the m1oie inteisely "loyai", le
is and for ti ot. or the other reason,
tkhe hi:iei tin fav.>r at Wi hiig-on.
if - - i s at oI. d dow
lr
s re je ve f
!T!- i Car 11: - Al
thoughl he h1:Ad oe o roil sj.
Ca~i of for. ,IuIred thI ousad ! d ilr
(f the peoploe iioonw. Atnd yet
these4; chap ;r- r . ;Ing Ih i -ed ,Cy S
over* that corruption of the T.anlnny
Democracy. It. is very itich as if the
"Iheat heni Chine" had <xj-res:ecd
himselt shocked at the state of Bill
Nye's sleeve.
A Northern Midilihl.
The following paragraph is from the
description of a scene witnessed in the
North of Norway, from a cliff one
thousaid feet above the sea : The
ocean atretchel-i uw.. in ilent vast
ness at our t'eet, thk Sollned of !th
wrVs sea'rcely reches141i 0tr airy' hlgllk
out ; away ini the north, the ho;e obl
su0 swung low aloigv thIm -I..
We Stood silenlt l'nit ('1 %Vr:wa'1
.I When both hndi v:aie toigether
at. twelve, midnliglh', the fill .ronid
orb hung t rinpIhnt a ly Itove fihe
wave, a bridge of gold n nnivng dIue
north spanned the wat er bet ween- us
and him. There he shuone in a dilen't
majesty that knew no setting. Com.
bine, if.Sou cani, the mnost brilliant
sunrise and sunset you ever saw, and
its beauties will pale before the gor
genus colors which lift up the ocean,
heaven and mountain. In half an
hour the sun had swung by percepti
bly, the colors changed to those of
morining, a fresh breeze rippled over
the flood, one songster after anotheor
piped up in the grove behind us--we
had slid into another day.
*A gentleman- from York, one of its
best citidiens, givr' 6v6 very cheering
account of the -condition of things
there. Grant's military rule bears
heavily upon the spirits anid business
of the people.- So in Spartanuburg
and elsewhere In .the up'cotuntry,
peaceful commitunities feel the blow
that the government, aceting upon base
anid mnalicious infor mation, hams imnflict
ed upon our people. -We repeat what
we have before said-to be first,
plundered by Scott & Co., an~d then
punished by Grant & 0o.,. is hard to
bear.-Phetnix.
'On last Friday afterpoon, froni thme
information gien us, it seems that
the deputy, town marshal of this
plae attempt~ed to arrest. a colored
man, tho. arrest .being resisted -by' the
man's fri~onds, when .it is said themar.
shal firefI into, the party,,. wounding
one mean slightly in the hand.. The
marshal afterwards,took refuge in a
store, theemuob tore . dowin. thoe reni
of the building to reach Mim, when
thme military appeared.o'n the scene,
took the miarshal under protoetion,
'ad dispersed the gathering.- Cheste,'
Reporter.
The Marion Crescent says :"From
cotnversations with many planters we
are inclined. to hope that the ootton
erop~ of this year may reach two thirds
of an average."
S"Wanted-women to sell on. com
mission." So advertises a whol.6pple
house.
. marshal -lw In Chicago.
A DANGEROUS USURPATION OFA UTII(Ij
CHnCAGo, November- .---Governjor
Palmcr hian writtq ,q, ltter.rtqie
Attorney General ji-eptdng. hip to
present the fais in rednrd to he kil
Aing of General 0 rosvnmW t6thej gand
jury of Cook Ouay.' (overnor
Palmer after alluding rtotho, ciroum.
Atancs. preceding the tsiperh 9( Gros.
venor, cnc ludes; "I'th14.IC Fo ,will
perceive it is niow th ulty of the
Goveitior and'At(orfie I-G eer.l and
all ol hr. offices to soo:that'ltr ws are
itiforced egninst all parties coudeined
in thQse illegal, dangFou3 aote. It
is.not necessary in. determining, upon
the 1-6 of duty to' be ddolit'ed to in.
'quiro whether the Mhy6r of, Chicago,
Lioutenunt General Sherman and
Frank T. Sherman and his associates
and supposed subordinatpq, who were
the agents by which .the death of
Thomas G roavenor was produced, in
assuming powerothiiy did not possess,
and which cannot be. coniferred. upon
them, were influenced, .by proper or
in proper motives or purposes. They
assunie to suspend the operation of the
constitition and the laivs of the State
and .substitute in thoir stead laws
and military force to be defined and
applied by thciuselves. They, by
their laimless acts, attacked and in
sulted the dignity and authoiity of the
S bte, a.1d lmic by their dangerous
carriple, we k.merd public confidence
in the cons itutation and laws, and in
their attempt to enf.,roe usirped and
la wvess auiho.ity, th. y h Lve, s:acrifie
ed the life of a peacemAble citizen.
Animuted by the confidence I have
thus expressed, and coifident in the
bolief that the State of Illin As, acting
through the proper departments of its
g >vernment, is capable of protecting
Its own peop!c and of enforing the
dignity and aut hority of its own
laws, I have to request that
3o 1, in enjunct ion with the
Stite's a torney of the seventh
(i-cuit, . l bring all the facts before
tle grand1 j ry o Cook County, in or
der i bat a. persoIns coieorkted in the
uclawitil killing -f Thomas W. Gros
n01cr uin;y Ibe bro nght, to a1 spcody
Smiuth Carolina liwads.
The N(!w York Wori., of Friday,
ha, the foilb!wmi ug paragraph :
There reavch i :n .simotdi *g ru
mor thmit there has lieen an over-isue
of $16,00,000 in South Carolina
bonIs. (ii it he that the martial
law buSines in that State is conneot.
ed with this condition of affairs. To
oust the present State government by
the bayonet, and to take unto itself
manipulation of the finninee, certainl
under snch developments to offer a
rich roargin of ipeIculation, woul.l he
a lucrative operation for the White
Hfoniue "militar y ring." 3Maitial la w
carries wit h it, of course, the adiminis
tratiin of the finances us well as any
AlWthe power of 8tate.
The Ierald of tle same (day 3'
thin 1 ho new South Carolinas broke
th :1" ,n the ,nit) of about $100,000
ndI, 1'h' d as co)llteral, which
could not e rdeemed by tile owner.?'
Mntilated Fraetionail flurrency.
Geni. Spinner, United States TPreas
uirer', is of the opinion ,that the slow
mnanner in which mutilated fractional
turrency comes in for relempt ion is a
measnre owing to the fact that the
express company charges as much for
the trnmissign of one dollar as for
that of one thousind. lie has, there
fore, addressed a letter to the agent
of Adams Express Comipany, at Bil
timore, requesting the Company to fix
pro ratat rates .for smaller amounts,
say for $5000.an~d un~der, and for
fractional amounts in excess of
$1,000.
Cure for imdache.'
Take a desert spoonful of common
soda, such as is used in making brea-1
and dissolve it thoroughly in a quart
of cold water With this thvarong l~y
abanipoon thiee heid for about tov
minutes, soratching i-e skin of the
head and neck well with the finger
nails. Then rinse the head with cloan
cold wvater. A gentlemnan says that
he his usod tis remedyv in perhaps a
thousand eases, auJ It never once fall
0(1 to give relief in five or ton minutes.
This remedly is fot nervous headache
and is not for tiolo afilietions of the
head'arising fromnnirngod stomachs.
Burning .ot Dr. Reatdy's House.
We are shocked this mnrning to
boar that the largo, llandsome and
well-known maanson of the late Dr. J.
c. Reidy,'eleven mIles' from us, on
the Columbia rond, was burned to
the grou'nd last Monday iuight. It
lhns boen for sonme time past the home
and proporty ofoir friend, Wmn. J.
Ready, Esq. Xe can givo no par tiou
lars.-Edgefld Advern -er.
. *Canabalism..
Anegress of highly respectable
character is atreted in Kingston,
charged with eainlbalism. It is al
leged that this ~cgreows kille4 and ate
twenty-six ohilden whnon she inveigl-~
od into the prnises.
eefa'ot isytacrla fa
gu~Pcts. ~of a.
Ludicrous Inrtident.
About the nostt ludierous Inid'ent
that we remember ocOarred the other
day in an ordinarily do'emn villate
!u,tbo.oow counties.. A worthy mat
ron, who bad been absent looking a*
ter a vagto'm cow, ret uried hoine, and
Puiling Aga'inst the door; %uind it ob
rttruoted by souo heavy sobstahee,
which, upon .examination, proved to
be her iusband. - .Ho had been
slaught erel by some roving joker, who
hnd wrought upon him with a pick
handle. To one of his ear was pinned
a scrap of groay paper, upon which
was scrambled the. following snenti
ments in pencil, tracko: "The in
'ulosed boddy is that"old lupker.
Step litely, straiiker, for ye'r li the
'mortil part uv . wat you must be
sum do. There arrest for the weery I
If, Buker haddente wurkt ragin
mue for Corner, I wud4dnta hed to sit
on him Ov setch is the kingdum ot
hevvun! You' don't want to nioo,
this boddy till iim summohs to hold a
inquest.- The ridiculous part ,of the
story is that the lady did not wait to
summon the coroner, but took charge
of the remains herself; and in drag
ging them toward the bed she explo
ded into her face a- shot-gun, which
had been cunningly coi.trived to dis
charge by a string connected with the
body. Thus was she punished for an
infraction of the law. The next day
tihe particulars were told us by theface.
tious -.oroner himself, whose jury had
just rendered a verdict of occidental
drowning in both cases. We do not
know when we have enjoyed a hearti.
er laugh at genuine California hu
nor.--San Francisco News Letter.
Mining.
The Wilmington Star is in recei pt
of a letter from a lady in Chester, S.
C., in which she states that her father,
Major James Pagan, left his home
at that place very suddenly on busi
ness more than a week before;
that he was not well when he left,
anad the family feared that he may
become suddenly worse. The missing
gentleman is sixty years old, six feet
biah, with very white hair and beard,
blue eyes, and wore when he left
home a gray suit of clothes. If this
rhould meet the eye of any one who
knows anything about him, he will
comn municate with Miss Mary A. Pa.
gan, Chester.
The Ncw York Democracy.
A niw Democratic State organiza
tion, under the title of -Jackson
Democrati3 State Association," was
completed in Now York city on Wed
nesday. It comprises a State Central
Committee, an Executive Cuminittee,
&o.) 11nd inaes of the most prominent
ref rm Democrats throughout the
Stote appear on the lists. The plat
form adopted favors political reform,
a better caucus system, opaposes con
tralization of power, pledges all ef.
forts for the purifcation of the ballut
and the Denocrat:c party, and favors
the payment of the national debt and
the maintenance of the public credit.
Unp riucipalrd Political Tactics.
The Danville, (Va.) Times says
that the Radicals are distributing
among the colored peeple in that
county an- Incendiary pamphlet,
entitled "Ku Klux Diabolism," made
up of shocking stories of the murder.
ing, torturing and burning of negroes,
and the destruction of churches and
school houses at the hands of white
"Ku Klux."
An Outrage.
On Friday morning last, says the
Raleigh Sentinol, a little boy twelve
years. of ago was put in prison in
Yorkville, 8. (3., under the unlawful
Ku Kluix act of Congress. His father
had been in prison for several days.
''he little fellow's request -to be put
in thre same room with his father was
denied. No comment could put this
outrage in a darker lighrt.
Gons Back.
Tihe Rev. M. Milburn, the blind
preacher, who some years since.ieft
tihe Methodist for the Protestant
IEpiscopal Church, has gone back to
his first conneotion. In his letter an
nouncog this determination he writes
to Bishop B~issell of Vermont, simply
that "he took a false step, and the
oinly right course for him as~ to retraoe
his way."
lKerosene Ex plosjen .
*A kerosene oil lamp exploded last
eveunirg, about half past 9 o'clock, In
the house of Mr. James Burke, in
Anson near Calhoun str'eet,' ery se"
verely burning his wife and daughter;
At a late hour the latter was thought
to be bey'ond recovery. Several persons
were burnt on the hand- in end eavolr
ing to tearthe clothes from the un
fortunate sufforer.--Carlister (ou'
nier.
The Titusville- Herald gives the
following direntions for using its nlow
patent hen- pim.: "From to one ten
boxes of pills is a dose for'yomsng fowls.
The best way to give the renmedy is
to tickle the ohicoken under the wings
unrtl. it ihugh., when tehe pills can be
shot down its throat with a musket or
j horse.nistoti.'
Billing's Almanac for 1872.
The spelling of the Almanac is bad.
In our interview at Saratoga. Josh
attributes his passion for bad spelling
to bad spells during infancy and
poor memory in old age. [J. B. is
one hundred and fifty years old.]
His spolls grow worse.
Yesterday wo went up to Tomimy
Nast's studio, on One Hundred and
Twenty-fifth street and all three of us
picked out the following as Mr. B's
most brilliant sointillations of genius
They are solid chunks of wisdom:
CHUNKS OF WISDOM.
Prudes are coquets gone to seed.
Revengo sometimes sloops, but
vanity always keeps one eye open.
It is just as natural to be born poor
as to be born naked, and it Isno more
disgrace.
The only human being on the face
of this earth that I really envy is a
laughing Christain.
A man whom you can hire to work
on a farm for nothing, and board
hiimbolf, will just about earn his
wages.
There is two kind of men that I
don't care to meet when I am In a
great hurry ; mni that I owe, and
men that want to owe me.
I can't see what woman wants any
more, "R1ights" for, for she beat the
first man born into the world out of
a dead sure thing, and she can beat
the last one with the same cards.
I always did admiro the malice of
the mule. If a freak of fortune had
made me as misfotunate among men
as the mule is among animals I would
begin to let drive at things a mile and
a half off.
To learn a cat to bite-feed her
on eatnip tea.
To.make a go. se good oating-bring
her up tenderly.
Q How did robbins get their
name?
A. By robbin cherry trees.
Q. Why is the measles like fresh
mackoroll I
A. They run in schools, and and
have to be caught before they can be
had.
Q. Who was the first brewer ?
A. Satan ; he brewed mischief.
Q. Which are two of the lo4t arts?
A. Modesty and good home made
bread.
Q. Who was the weakest man ?
A. Fred Bonnett couldn't lift his
note for fifteen dollars.
Q. What is the fastest trotting time
on record ?
A. I don't know as I care.
Q. What is the surest gait on the
road.
A. A toll-gate,
Q. Who had the best artiole of pa
tiuneo 7
A. Job. His patience was boiled
down to a spot.
Q. Who is the champion of light
weights.
Q. The New Jersey musqouit.
Some one asked Mrs. Cady Stanton
if she thought that girls possessed the
phyvique necessary for the wear and
tear of a college course of study.
Her roly is both sensible and sarcas
tio. " would like to see you," said
Mrs. Stanton, "take thirteen hundred
young men, and lace themi up, and
hang ten to twenty pounds weight of
clothes to their wastes, perch them
upon three-inch heels, cover their
heads with ripples, clhignons, rats and
mice, and stick ten thousand hairpins
into their scalps; if they can stand
all this, they can stand a little Latin
and Greek"
A colored member of the South
Carolina Liegisl atu re was recently
seen wvith a roll of greenbacks in his
hand, over which he chuckled soloud.
ly as to attract the attention of a by
stander, who said to him: "What are
you laughing at Jim ?" Jim replied,
"You see that money ?" "Yes."
"Well, boss, I just get that for my
vote. I'se been bought four or five
times in my life, but dis is do fust
time I ever got do cash myself."
The latest wrinkle at fashionable
weddings in Now York is for a black
page, in livery,, to walk Into church
before the bride and groom, carrying
a small white satin cushion, on which
Is embroidered a monogram In gilt
letters, which he places in front of
the altar for the couple to kneel on,
and carries it out again at the close of
the ceremony.
Careful observations In Europe
and the United States, says a recent
writer, expresses the conviction tha6
the time is at hand when the first
aerial voyage, as distinguished from
acreal drifuing in balloons, will be so
complished.
The Pickens Sentinel says there I
no truth in the statement of the Co.
lumbia Union that "an armed band"
has made its appearance in, or passed
through, the Village of New Plokenu.
A dull fellow speaking of an so.
quaintance to a jouanallot, saId:
"lHe is very timid ; he oouldn't say
'boo' to a goose." "Hlow do you
know I" inquired the journalist; "did
you try him 1"
Cigarettes in the ladies' dresig.
room are the Jatest party kink.
Loyal Ku Klux.
The Now York Star, of Wednes.
day, contains the following :
"A.few days since, a party of ne
groes, of P.atterson, Now Jersey, went
on a picnio.mploying 4s their musi
cians for t eoension 11bdolph's band.
-After playing tho length of time
stipulated for,. the musicians an -
nounced that they would play no
longer, and pockod up their instru
ments anld started for home. This
actiou seems to have angered the no.
groes, who insisted tha" the musicians
shouldplay on. A row eventually
ensued, in which the musicians, being
outnumbered, came out second best,
soise of them being terribly punished.
One of the men-Adam Rudolph.
leader of the band-was strung up to
a tree and chocked to death. Anoth
or of the musioiaus was also seized
upon, and after .being knocked down
was bayoneted. His recovery is
doubtful."
Now, if this had occurred in any
Southern State, it would have been
distorted into a horrible Ku Klux
outrage, and if the offenders had been
white men, the Radical newspapers,
from Maine to California, would
have gone into double-leaded spasmj;
Grant would have proclaimed that a
gigantic rebellion had broken out -
martial law would have been pro.
claimed, anld some of the guilty par
ties 'probably lynched. The circun
stance would have been seized upon
as evidence that the South is in a state
of chronic rebellion. and a most ad
nirable opportunity for the gratifica.
tion of the Radicnl maliguity would
thus have been afforded.
Economliral P11um1 Pud1ing.
Take one pound of stoned raisins
one pound of washed and picked
currants or, as these when good are
dear, Symrna raisins may be substi.
tuted for them ;) twelve ounces of
flour; six ounces of crumbs of bread
soaked in milk, drained dry, and beat
fine; one pound of finely chopped
suet ; two ounces of each o' preserv
ed lemon, orange, and ciLron peel,
but small ; one nutmeg grated ; half
a pound of sugar and a saltspoon of
nilt. Having prepared these things,
first mix well the flour with a tea.
spoonful of carbonate of soda, and
half as much tartarie aci-d ; or got
from a chemist three cents worth of
saline powders, which is the same
thing, and let these he most inti
mately mixed with -the flour ; then
stir well together the other articles
with the flour, and mix the whole of
a firm consistence with milk. Boil in
a eloth, or well buttered beuii ih ree
hours. The soda and tar.rie tnbciil
will render the pudding light without
the use of eggs. It will be found on
trial a good pudding, suitable for any
season.
The Episcopal Jlishop's Pastoral Letter.
The course of moderation and the
general desire to amicably preserve
the unity of the Church which wore
manifaitedin the Episcopal General
Convention are admirably supple
mented by the tone of the pastoral
letter of the House of Bishops, an
able and interesting document which
from a lack of space, wo are unable to
publish. While adhering to the
ohurch's established faith and ordi
nances, it speaks words of warning
against any deviation from the stand
ards, in whatever direction. Tfeach..
Ing the dootrine of transubstantiation
in the admninstration of the comnmu
nion, the custom of private confession
and the worship of the saints are the
evils of excessive Ritualism which are
disapproved of, and departure from
the Liturgy, Irreverence and lawless
ness, in the other extreme, are equally
placed under the ban of episcopal re
proof. The conservative spirit of the
pastoral will doubtless havo groat
effect in the ohurch at large.
Colonislag Negroes in Maryland.
Leading Republicans in the coun
ties in Maryland adjoining the Dis
trict of Coluinbia are vying with each
other ,to see who can do mest to insure
the success of thieir party in the elec
tion on Tuesday next. One of these
has employed upon his place, in
Prince G eorge's county, some 200
laborers, who are to vote the Republi
can ticket, the gentle man referred to
being one of the few who can compete
with th'odboard'of Public Works of
this District in paying the highest
price for labor.
The Atlhnta Bun gives the names
of five Nvholosale firms who are mov
ing frojn Charloston, South Carolinas
to Atlanta, or establishing branches,
The Nef'folk Journal expresses the
opinio: that this is the result of the
Radical rule in South Carolina. The
sense of,,-iigegourity to person and
property is frightening her business
men from her chief business city to
establish 'themselves elsewhere.
In IUamilton, Ohio, a few days
since, a foo of twenty-five cents was
collected from all persons who enter
ed a church for the purpose of wit
nebsing a rnarriage. The money was
given to the young couple to start
themn in life.