Barnwell sentinel. (Barnwell C.H., S.C.) 185?-1925, May 29, 1919, Image 3
BA1NWILL 8MT1H1L. BAXXWXLL. SOUTH OAIOUHA
AND SO WEAK
/./•
Lady Suffered Terribly for Eight
Weeks But Her Case Showed
Wonderful Improvement
After Taking Cartful.
t
Johnson City, T< no.—Mrs. M. *'R.
Scott, living near this towq, states:.
"About three years ago I was down In
bed . . ~Z.; terrible and so weak I
couldn’t bear the sight -of foodi This
conditiop continued for about eight
weeks . thought ! '
Ing to die, and knew I must get some
thing to do me some good. * I had
heard all my. life of Cardui- and the
good results obtained from Its use.
So I decided to try it.
After about a half bottle of Cardui
my appetite improved, then I was less
nervous. I kept it up until I had
taken five bottles—and such an im
provement! J gained flesh and now
am the picture of health, due, I be
lieve, solely to the use 0f Cardui. I
am the mother of ten children and
feel well and strong.” . .
Cardui is a mild, medicinal' tonic
for women. It has stood the most
RELIGIOUS PACIFIST GREATEST
/■ *£
LIFT CORNS OFF (
IT DOESN’T HURT
Corporal York, ‘‘Battling for the Lord,” Slew 24^Germans in Machine
Gun Nest, and With Fiye Assistants Captured 132 of the
Inem^, Including Four Officers — Was Willing
.CZ'
to Drill, but Not Kill.
witjumt saying » word ’And fie didn’t j
mean to la* unsociable,either. f Cor- j
porsi 1 York Vtnok aftyr him'. • t i
... . The, Y<>rk'estate comprises 40 acres
He was convinced of tnf land, of j\v hi eh part is rich bottom
4,1 1 I - , iL * #■ .* wm $. jl\
tui i cu uu i r j... ... .i i IV-
house lias one room on the ground
th>or, ’which Is dining room, sitting
room and all. while the loft Is every-
laaly’s bed loom: The kitchen Is a
lean-to,-built against the house, The
farm crops arc corn and liny and the
live stock consists of a pair of mules,
a row, some hogs and chickens. AM
- By FREDERIC J. HASKIN.
In the Chicago Dally New*.
Nashville, Tenu.—He begun Ids mil
itary career .as a relfj^pus^ conscien
tious objector.
Ill I ni» i luriUU
meats drawn from the Bible. And he
acted on litis’conviction by killing-.24
Germans in a machine gun nest, t^'llh
his Vide, and capturing, with five as
sistants, i:»2-of the enctuy. Including
four officers.
Thl* achievement of Corporal York,
which has been called by General Per
shing the greatest single exploit of about the-place Is tall virgin timber.,
the* war. Imy <|mome famous, hut the Lived Life of a Pioneer.
So Corporal York, before lie weuL_t.O
wiir, lived! in the .one-room house* In
man himself~remntns unknown. And
surely such t a man deserves to he ex-
) plained. You want to know what sort I u cl**ar!tig.' «hich was the usual horn**
-0? a chap he Is, and what environment j of the At^feriean pioneer, and the Ilf**
fostered such n*rrrrribinnthm moral, he 4ve4 Was Just such a life as Ids
jjjourage and physical skill. forefathers had lived for gen errft lofts.
The answer to these questions Is When not engaged in tilling his 40-
! found here in the section that pro- acre farm lie commonly went hunting.
severe of all tests—the test of time, dtired Corporal York. It may he stated , All of tlii* men thereabouts go hunt-
been in use for dver forty ' 1,1 H s ‘‘"«cnee by saving that York ing and .are good shot*, biff York
longs to the vanishing race of old was* es|H*ci ally efficient with the
having
years. It la composed of purely veg
etable Ingredients, which have been
found'•to help build up the vitality,
tone up the nerves, and strengthen
the womanly constitution.
Try Cardui.—Adv. "
Accepted Explanation.
Bess- s*o F»*rdy was .shot in a hunt-
tpg accident? How did it happen?
Bell—Nobody knows, hut as lie went
out alone It is thought that he shot
himself by mistake for a deer.
GOODBY,
WOMEN’S ~
' TROUBLES
The torture* and discomforts of
weak, Isme sad aching back, swollen
feet snd limbs, weakness, dizziness,
esusea, s < a rule have ttieir origin in
kidney trouble, not “female complaints.”
These general symptoms of kidney and
bladder disease are well.) known—so is
the remedy.
Next time you feel a twinge of pain
in the back or are troubled with head
ache, indigestion, insomnia, irritation
in the bladder or pain in the loins and
lower abdomen, you will find quick and
sure relief in (irtl.D MED.VL Haarlem
Oil Capsules. This old and tried rem
edy for kidney trouble and allied de
rangement* baa Atood the test for han- f
dreds of yeaiV It does the work.
I'aine and troubles vanish and new life
and health will come as you qpntinue
their use. When com pletely _ restored
to your usual vigor, continue faking •
capsule or two each day.
GOLD MEDAL Haarlem OilHHap-
aules are imported from the laborato
ries at Haarlem. Holland. Do rot ac
cept a substitute, la sealed boxes,
three sizes. — Adv. ,
Americans. Men who were Just like
Mm !ii iheir fulth In God. their courage*'
and their stnwghf shoot Ing won the
Revolution nmi several subsequent
wars.
’ Of Pure American Breed.
Such m**n have become source In
%
Ainerh-n now. Now breed* have coin**
In and the old breed ha* been changed
hv changing ooiiditioh*. But there Is
one section of America• In wtiieli the
"bid Amerlenn rnee still breed* tnfe to
type.* and more than thnr~sTfll Ifves
a Infos i us. it lived when the B<**>ne*-
horo men tliffKdnwn tltcir ax**s. to«*k
their rifles and went out t»» extermi
nate G**ncr:il Ferguson's eemmand at
King's mountain.
Tic section referred to Is the south
ern Allegheny, mountain region. the
place \vh**r* i'ori*oral York was l*orn
jiml -lived all Ms ||f»- until he wn* calb*d
to war. i- a fypienl l*lt of It Ills
home post offire Is I'all Mall. Fentress
county. TemiossVe, about 10*i miles
east of this city. There Is nothing at
Pal* Mall except the post office, and
the thr**e forks of the Wolf ri\«*r.
whlrh mine tog**ther there. On all
sides are the *vo«m|*-«I ri*lg**s of the Al
legheny-mountains. T'ntll two yenOl
ago It was X, miles to tie* n«*,*ir**st rail
road. Many men. who wvnl t«» war
fr*un fills s.-.'Hon saw a railroad tnrln
for the llrst time when they answered
the eafl'-to arms. To all Intents and
purposes they st**pp**d out of tlu» eight
eenth oentnrv and intiT 1 1?»*• twentieth".
• Thqt Is what Corporal York ■11*1.
Reg on Where Clement Was Bern.
All the people in thb* -region are of
The standard ami favorite
ri lie.
galne of
the section Is tit** squirrel. KvefY mail
has a squirrel tlog. and a good one is.
worth $.'15 **r .4 10. The dog. tree* the
squirrel, ami the limiter shoots it—
nlHny* through ’lie head, so as not to
mangle the nien^ If >oii want to know
how Corporal York I#*mrn**«I t«» shoo\
try to knock ri "squirrel out of a fall
hi »l»oi\v tree uilh a rifle, shooting nl-
wnvs f»iff the bead. -Ttfev Mint,
foxes here, running them with dogs
attd brittgifig *b*wn tin* swift . quarry
from a , ‘*t*iinl.‘' tin autumn niglits
e*M»n hunting Is in **r*l**/. The eoon
Is chilsed tl|l a tree by'th**-*-dogs.
Ill fin* old days the tree was then
always chopped down. *(f that tin* dogs
and tin* <*ooti could tight it out, no mat
ter win* owned the'tree dr lunv valu
able.If was. Recently, owing t*i the
high nrb*e <*f lumber. a s**ntIntent
against <*uithtg down a 410 free to get
Shows Great Increase
‘ / . in Use of Artillery
V*' ' ' . -k. • ~
■ • . . „ ■*. ,. r
^Washington.'—American soldiers
in the battle, of St. MIhiel expended
pearly M'l times as r tmn*h artillery
ammunition as wa4 expended by
the I'nion army in the battle of
Gettysburg. "J
Tills c.omjiai*Uau umlMothers are
shown in a table of statistics, pie
pared Ijy the A'ftT deflftrltnent.. to
emi>na.slz*‘ tji^ great .increase In tSe
use of artillery to precede infantry
action as line </f tlie Itrikliig devel*
dpnientsr of the present war.
The high marks in the use of
artillery in offensive buttle were
reached at the Somme in 1UH» and
Mfssincs ridge in '1017. before the
effective -Use of-tanks was devel
oped. “■=—•-—■. , '
'• The comjmrative table of nrtfl-
lery exp*>nded Mti battles of recent
"wah* AluT The present w ar he qW foi-
iows
r
i >*., -
V-nr Battl* diltkltun
M83 . . Chirkun (a t
1
Mill 4
KOI
I *04
lt»U
IV17
111*
! !
1481. .CJ*-tty»hurz
t s70 . St t’rlval
Nanahan
l.l«n Yttn« 9
Dm Hu »
NCb.»p«ll» Simln tklrtnh 197.uOo
1916 SouChfd 1 l-'r-nch 300.00n
I11« .sotlilna ' T HritUh 4.00« 0«t»
U**a Kliid- T Urliiih J.74:*.00rt
St V4ihl-l 4 hr* I* S t.'lSS 21
T-*
Rpund*
. ot
irtiit*r>
'* ammuni
tion *x
Army
Lnt'-n t.Jli
I'nt^a 32.7*1
Osrnian 3*>.00<i
Japan*** 34.047
Kuaalan 134.400
R.m* I a n 27 4.38"
Wlih fingers l Corn^ lift out and
J t ....:,..‘..,gir* r . ) ' * * A..
1 costs op,ly few cents
1
Just drojiji
Palu? .No, not one bit I
l a little Freexone on that touchy corn,'
Instantly It stops aching, then you lift
that bothersome com right , off, Yefc.
magic! Costs only a few^cents..
Try Freezotie! Your druggist sells a
tiny bottle, sufficient to rid your feet of
every hard corn, soft corn, or corn
between the toes, and oulluses, without
- f
one particle of pain, sorenesk or Irri
tation. FQfezone Is the mysterious
ether discovery of a Cincinnati genius.
Suffered for Years
r r ■
Miserable From Kidney Trouble.
Doan’i Hade Nr. Barnett
K Strong md W^L
”T ruffe red untold agony’ with my
kidney* for year*,” *ayt Joho Barnett,
30 Virginia Place, Buffalo, N, Y.
“Sometimer I felt I Would bum
up with fever, but every now and then
would have a severe chill. * Often
clothee were wringing
wet with perrpira-
tion. The kidney ae-
cretiona \ were un
natural in color and
odor and burned ter
ribly. At night my
ahoee were so tight
on rav feet that I
could hardly get them
off and my hands
•welled so I couldn’t
hold a teacup. My
back! Oh, bow it
ached! I walked with "*■
two canee and waa all bent over like
an,aged man. When the terrible pains
ahot through my kidneya, my knees
would give way and many times I bad
i 1 to be lifted to my feet by people on
!*| Ijke »treet. 1 didn’t cere whether I
lived or died, I waa ao miserable. I
finally used Doan's Kidney Pills and
they cured me of all kidney trouble.
JJoan’t made me strong and well.”
8topm to before mo,
* A. A. WILCOX, Com. of Deeds.
fief Dota'a
DOAN’S ysSff
rornauoLBuw co„ buffalo, n. y.
What Esau Sold.
Value of Canadian Farm Land.
In the annual report of the Cana
dian bureau of statistics, recently l»-
Bobby was entertaining Khe air pilot ; su'*4l. It appears that the average value
j who was waiting to see his sister. „f fni ni lund In the dominion. Includ-
‘hancy. siil.*l Bobby, “flying ran- ing improved and unimproved land
a 41
rtMin
has
(|**V*-|<tJH*(|.
ami this is
r«*ir:*
ni«il
with
c*«tl1* Illpt
by Tin*
old-
Um**
n h :
* sign
• *f flic *lcgi
'•ncriitc
mod-
era
n»^r< *♦*
na r\*
s|*irit.
The Imw in this s4*etlon Is whatever
locaT 4;us!orn nppr«n***l. ami It does n«*t
iipprov** of restraint n mini's p«*rsmi:il
fr**»*di*m. 1'liis Is a fact of prime
Importance to the understanding of
t’or|**»riil York. Every man here car
ries n gull, and is prepared us n mut
ter of course, to sho*it anyone who
pr**siimes to trespass on bis |»reiu- j ..
j ^ "1 ** III
Men Make Their Own Liquor.
Every man who wants to do
make*
house
man win* wants to do so
Ills outi whisky, keep* it in his
mil drink* it wjtcn “tio-pb*mi*s.
Scotch. English. Welsh mid Irish stock. Srills are operated somewhat quietly,
Sht—Tit**.
A Clean Hit.
young
women.
» —, ■
must now s**n*1 out a ringing cry.
and old
Their ntoM-sfor* came down ihrough
the mountains from Virginia and North
Carol inn in colonial day*, and the
l*)H*|s have i*e« 11 Ju*Ul Uy till* Siinh* ftltq-
lllcs **v* , r s|nc«*. One of *h**s**_f:iiiillt**s
WHY 0RU6GISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT
H**—Oh. the voting .and prvtty cur . ,, , , , . , . ,
* — ,1*4 the f Icim*-iis family, which pioduc**d
g.*t rings without crying for them. ,, , , , ...
• • Marl; rwulTi. He was born/tt .lauics-
tow n. tic* county seiit of l : '«*njt*i*ss conn-,
tv'. Hi- father owned lurgi* areas of
l«nd near th«r**. which lie sold tjnd
frHtb'd ijanit in such a way as to Im
mortalize his mitm*. for they ar*> still
- i i f
• *| trying to stralglrteti out tin* titb*s to
For many years druggists have watched the" t’b*tti**ns lands, and th** **!«l mitn's
with much interest the remarkable record- denjing* proiaN*** to furnish occupuflotT
maintained by Dr. Gilmer‘a Bwamp^RouL for many Ulur** generations of law-
the great kidbey, liyer and bladder me.di- r>fs. —
1 V i Yorlf^Is the “third from the top. 4 ’
as t|i**y say-down here, in a family of
nine 'children, and is twenty-seven
years old. Ills rather having died.'
cine. -
It ia a phyaician’a prescription.
Swamp-Root is a strengthening medi
cine. It help?’the kidneys, liver and blad
der do the work nature intended they
should do. ^ ‘ Zl .
Swamp-Root has stood the test of year*.
It is sold by all druggists on its merit ' 1
and it should help you. No other kiilnev 1
medicine has no many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root! and start
treatment at onefe.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation pend ten cents to Dr
Kilmer A Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for
sample bottle When writing be sure and
mention this paper.—Adv. j
mi dt*fi*remv p* f»**b*rMl regulations, but
th** revenue bflicer dm** not intrude
much. It would he Impossible here j
to «‘iifore*‘ tin* Mann net, the Harrison \
drug law. tin- prohibition law. or any }
other !nw which Involve* opening bag
gage and invading primus***. Tin**** j
peopl-' stand bv tin* Constitutioiu* it
li wiliUi'n. nut us it i* l:it*T|tn*t4»d.
Tlieic creed in brief is-that a* long n*
a mull do*** pot “Tu ter fere ,v\ M-U anyone
*-|se. no ojie Ita* ,ji right\ t<* int**rfet***
with him. That was tin* gt-*f «*f I’at-
riek Henry's bill of rights. .t_
Like most men who value their llh-
ertv. these mquutaltu'ers have a-strong
sense of justice. They believe In the '
proper use of liquor by responsible
persons; When-a couple of bootleggers
4*111114* into tin* neighborhood and began
selling whisky to hoys - -a posse was
nnd his two older brothers married, he organized and tin* 1 sintlogger* dlsap-
becann* tin* head of the fiimjly and
took cure of his mother and tin* fnm-
No other kidney dl.v honn»sleipl. He on* ** d**serlln*(l him*
‘‘self qs being “a kind of a motumer’s
hoy.” *
He I* not. however, given to describ
ing himself at length.' In this country
where p4*ople, never tall; much unless
pen ml; Tin* law- was not invoked.
Mountaineer Is Religious.
Next to his personal freedom, the
thing that u mountain man takes most
seriously is his religion. lie believes i
in tin* Bible ns the source of truth, and
as a guide for human conduct. •
In tfieso regions tin* church is a
Cotytesy costs nothing hut reward*
liberally. . -
tht*y ate running -for office, tin* Yorks ■ place of*sincere worship, a place of so-
hail a .reputation for silence.'. His fa- citil gathering and an <*mbtional expe-
rhet* is j^aid often to fiavi* gone tlii^iq.gh ^rien-o- No dotibt-4#" all remote re-
a vvTToTe diiy in the eoi»pntry“of a fn ‘ "* "
end ' glotis ttn* church takes somewhat the
DISABLED SOLDIERS MAKING TOYS
This most remarkable remedy
causes the stomach to act natu
rally and keeps the bowels open.
Is purely vegetable, produciagJfiu^M
only highly beneficial results.. ^' *^3
MRS. WINS LOWS
SYRUP
TW lafaats'tai tUMraa** X«fakbr ’*
Absolutely harmless-complete for
mula on every bottle—only very best
ingredients used. At mil drmgsUtm.
Get Longer Better Wool
Shear with a machine and leave no fecond cuts not
scar the sheep l'u a Stewart So. V Ball Bearing
Shearing Machine liet, 1 ** c j m<>re wo,,lea< ; ly and
quuklv. Removes the fib-e comple*.»ly. it
longer and better selling he \ es -a *m . -h. even j
Stubble for -neat >ear'« grow'h. Machine Soon j
pays for itself. Pru.eSlS St-:id u %2- \j<alarit e 4
irrivil Write tor cattlngs ;
CHICAGO FLfXIBLC SHAFT COMPANY
Sap Sltf. lira Street Hi central Sraoua. CSwace. M.
FlKKti - VV raiern Kehuill BunsUhJ, gstaran
;e-<l l.&tt inll-e new tube fete wfth each
tire. Mi3. Ilri ;o»iU HrrztaXS. Ili |
fits SI * ttl4. 117; sill. sit. 3«tt. 171. I
i pel Jlaroust f-»f «a»h **ltb wr-ler tires* I
Weatern HtkH*r Work* itliltan-ei T'Si
* *wp la'MfB
ifeoftiirrw at tt-lodi.
I*l^ce that the theater, the movie, the
parade ami oilier similar stimulants of
emotion take in cities. That Is one
reason why the camp meeting, with Its }
wild crowd emotionalism,- I* found in
all hack woof I* si»ytlons. It also prob
ably explains ln» part the appeal of ,
such sects ns the Holiness church. •
Yi^^'s f;ilher was a Methodist, ami
he was brought up a Methodist, but
*he and his mother ami sister* became
converts to the Holiness church. The
belief, of tills church seem* to he that
if *• mortal mdiher *1«m*s wrong nor
thinks wrong, he is already. In efT**<*f,
an angel, ami may taste on earth soni4»- |
thing **f the bliss of heaven. At Its-1
meetings there nr** brief readings from
the Seripftire, then periods of silent
meditation, then shouting of gr**nt Joy,
ms the full glory of th«*)r triumph over j
sin nnd trouble hurst upon the con- I
gr**gatlon, mII at onc4‘'. These a|t4*rtinte -
periods of silent medltntlLn ami fren- j
/led rejoicing often extend far Inn* the |
night, ami throw the <*»in**"egniIon Into
I a state of religious erstnsy.
York t*»ok Jils }i**vv faith serl<»us1v. It
a11*fl* <1 smiie cravings of Ills nature. ,
arrlcd arms. He was still i
to light when need arose, j
But when he heard of the war tind the
draft law In* realize*! that lie faced a j
great rrl-ls. die believed in fighting ’
Cor flu* right, blit he did m«t «»*e how,
as ait angel *>n earth. In* r**uld !;lll a
f-lhuv win* Ind never as an individual .
do|,e him any harm.
Willing to Drill, Not Kill.
York amt his mother rent to S-. E. i
!-'i*ogge, a *ner**lii*nt and fi'wpmer 11v- (
big m*ur tji**tn. who was ♦ l***ir r**[ire- j
xentntlvo In the state |< gislatufi*, an*1 i
hcgg.Mf that Frogge try to *itit^in an |
••xetnption lor York. The young man
sii'jj that lie could n**vcr kill In war.
I'rogge. of course, could do nothing. -*A !
f* w days Inter York left for fltf* first
time in hi* life th** little clearing and
tin* cabin and the wild wisidhuids
jvhlcli had theretofore been all the
world tn him. He took Ids convic
tions against war, with him mi-ilia ken
,\s soon as he "Witched entnp In* said
that h»* .was willing to drill, hut tint to
tight, lit* made tils position p<*rf**ctly
clear ft>, the captain <»f his company.
In having this captain. York was for
tunate. • If he had been imprisoned,
hazed or mist rented, as other ciYnsclen-
tlous ohj**ctors were, lie would almost
certainly have spent the period of the
war in prison. But thi.s <japtn!n was'
a man of insight. He saw that York
had In him the making of a line sxd-
*lU*r. and In* also oiw that. York was r
Conscientious objector .by sincere rv-
ligious convlcrions.
Ibis captain was something of .a Bi
hie student himself. He now refr*>sh
ed himself on tln^ Script tires, called
York to him, anif set vmt to <*tmVert
him Jo Xvar hy .tin* good hook. It l>
- -Slid tImh G+e tat*g-uimmt -tn—t-e«j-I'Hr-info •
'In- night, tlifit It was am^!'!** at quite
i distance, and that Bih.neaf quotation-
;liiim.lered hack and fofrli like big guns'
in a hat tie. But w ln*n the f»aie dawn
i*iH , n*.V’oim mountain ■•'ttTfiTr- was,, rmt-
• ineed that his God (•ominand*d him t<
•go forth ainl slny Gerinms.
Battled" for *.h3 Lord. _
When In* went homy orv'.a fnrlotigt. |
»'or| mm I York^Tift • "-vTn'sdi entToits "oF }
i(*cfor. was a sot.^e. tliroiigli'jf am,
through.. A limit* r -and marksninn In
• 'raining In* was fascinated Uv mo(l**rt.
-a- . ' |
military arms; Tin* pgujiitie -*iu7 with >
its deadly sweep and'qilav, tfi«*'”‘•Vlota 1 '
army ali'ornatic. th** rnlttfary.rifle with }
its vvomlerful rang*- am! flat trajectory
mye held Iiis heart ns( tin* cr**«**l <*f j
“lio'Tiess otriarrth lr*d held It h«*f»»r**
There is nothing ipore to tell ajmii I
Forjatral Y**rJw < x* *i*t that *\IugL; h
_j*erf**rtH*s| his w<*n«i-*eful feal.nf -11*0^;
‘tig ^J4 tlermans and «npftt;'.lg l.’CI o
■ f|i«*rt, In* tljif r.**t take the frlstner
tihf'K to to* own ktitaiioa. I*tit to it
•*tW, \>*r d*d he r*-|»*p lytnt he h*-
d<»ne. His exploit *\qs »Ls*-ov»-r»-d an
»*T.ft-s| h> aiynlent He dnFtiot hr
**e for iftory be tiattied tve
chines are mentioned in the BiWe.”
„ “Are ttiey reully?” ask«*d the Inter
ested ^4Ub.
“Well, in his sermon this tu«trnini;
the vicar suid that Esau sold his heir
ship to his brother Jucob.” replied
Bobby.—Stray Stories.
buildings, was $40 an acre In 1918.
The average was $44 in 1917,- $41 In
1916. $40 tu 1915, and $38 In 1914.
,
Cutlcura for Sore Handx
Soak hands on retiring In the hot nuda
of Cutlcura Soap, dry and rub In Cu
tlcura Olntnrmnt. Remove surplus
Ointment with tls*u* paper. Thla la
only one of the things Cutlcura will do
If Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used
for all toilet purposes.—Adr.
Catarrh Cannot B« Cured .
by LOCAL APPLICATION0., aa tbmf
cannot ranch tba sent of tbn dlaan—
Catarrh la a local diaaaae. craatly tnflu-
encad by constitutional < ondlflona. HALL’S
j CATARRH MEDICINE will cura catarrh.
It la taken Internally and acta through
the Blood on the Mu oui Burfacas of the
Hyatem. HALL’S CATARRH MEDIC1NS
la compoaad of aome of the beat tonlea
known, combined with aome of the beat
blood purlflera. The perfect combination
of th« Ingredient! tn flALL’B CATARRH
MEDICINE la what produ -ee auch won
derful reaulta to ralarrhal'condltlona.
Drugglata 7Vv Teatlmonlala free.
F. J Cheney A Co . Propa., Toledo. Ol
MERELY PIECE OF FOOLING LOOKED LIKE LABOR WASTED
Courae Taken by Germany Resemblea
Cloaoly Neat Trick That la
Credited to Sheridan.
“Tli** Germans, by fooling us with
German bolshevism, hope*! to escup**
the (myment *»f war Indemnities." anid
a congressman.
"It reminds n»e **f a story about
Sheridan, the spendthrift playwright.
Board’s Visit Over, Small Boy Couldn't
Sea Further Necessity for So
Much Soap' antd Water.
He was h new little boy at the or-
phnnugc and was inueh lui(*reaaed by
nil the scrubbing ami cleaning he saw
done there, more so because he had
come from a home In which dlm>rder
nnd dirt had held away. He <*onl*i
•Gunter. Ihe’ confectioner, left his ; not understand It; more than that.
stntenmnf wUb Sh**rldan one morning,
and a few hours later Hanson, the
lionmonger. called.
“Hnrisori was very pressing <»n the
subject of his account, lie harangue*!
nnd h** hnkjingued. Sheridan, broke,
as uaua!, pared the floor in drspnlr.
"But suddenly an id**a stnn-k ♦li**
npendihrlft ami he sai*l:
“‘You, know Gutter?’
•“One* of the safest men in Ixin-
don,* Hun.s**n ,repl<*^|.
‘“Then you will he aa’isfl***! If 1
give you !i> h II for the amount?’
“ *< Vrtainly.’
“Sh* ridan fheren|M»n handed th»*
Ironmonger Gunter's neatly folded ac
count, snatched u.J his hat and rush**d
ferih."
V- Old-Fashioned.
“Th**y are ohl-fitshloned children."
“That so?"
“Yes. Th**y even obey, their par
ents."
Ominous.
“I don’t notice anything of a music
rack about here.” “Just wait until
you hear Sallle begin to play.”
it Irrtrutefl him. nnd when lie got 'he
Jet* of acnihhing the dlnlng-nsim steps
lie was Hlinost ready to leave. y
But Just then rame a new
ment to the (iome. The taiurd was
coming To make Its anuuul tour of In-
s|*ecil4»i, nnd the rleuning was d«*u-
td.-d, “Get ready for the Imurd." waa
the home watchwonl. It se4*rne4l. and
he*, being very human, decided to «tny
until that big event was over.
The day of visiting came and passed.
The next morning the new youngster
sought* The matron. 1 “Now that th**tn
hoards has b**en here. I don’t see no
use of scruhb'ng them steps so often
—do you?” he asked.
i
Appropriate.
Outside Brussels Is a large monu
ment of a German general.' When the
allies started to advance last year,
some wit pi«c4*d n handbag with the
words "To Berlin" printed on. In the
outstretched hand «of the numument.
Very Likely.
"What killiMl your case in court?"
"I guess It was the fact <»f Its bp-
Jng a short circuit court”
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Is Your Table Drink
A Real Part of the MeajL?
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There’s no food value in coffee or tea.
They are only accompaniments to* the
meal.
P0STUM CEREAL
is part of the meal and a right royal
part, as one well .knows who enjoys a
hot, full-flavored cup of this snappy,
invigorating drink. >
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Why do hundreds of thousands of
Americans now drink Postum in pref-
e rence to”coflee?
The better health from a lOAlays’ trial
in your home will telL
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Postum is boiled iust like coffee (15
minutes after boilin j begins), is a bev
erage of rich, del Thous. 'flavor,
- * eccnomical.
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Two sizes, osoally * >ld at 15c aad 2Sc-
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