The Orangeburg news. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, June 13, 1874, Image 5
Firc-lTies
'Tis June, anil nil tho lowland swamps
Arc rich with tutted rccd and ferns,
And filmy with tho vaporous damps
That rise when twilights' crimson burns;
And as the deepening dusk of night
Steal purpling up from valo to height,
The wanton fire-flies show their fitful light.
Soft gleams on"clover-beams they fling,
And glimmer in each shadowy dell,
Or downward with a sudden swiug
Tall,'as of old a Pleiad fell;
And on the fields bright gemB they strew
And up and down the meadow go,
And through the forest wander to and fro.
They store no hive nor earthly cell
They sip no honey from the rose;
By day unseen, unknown they dwell,
Nor aught of their rare gift disclose:
Yet. when the night npon the swamps,
Call out tho merit und misty damps,
They pierce the shadows with their Binning
lumps. ^8WH9| ?
Now ye,.who in life's garish light,
Unseen, unknown, walk to and fro,
AVhcn death ?hall bring a dreamless night,
. jMny wc not find your lsmps aglow ?
God works, wc know not. why or how,
And, one day, lights, close hidden now,
Mny blaze like gems upon an angel's brow.
Historical Harlinges
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Beauty's wedding was Beastly.
J.ot's wile got into a pretty pickle,
llcpwortb Dixon preferred ppiiitual
?wives.
King Arthur's "wife loved him a little
and Launco a lot.
. Jack Spratt could not {have marjicd
hotter if l.c had read Counterparts.
Tlio trouble with Blue Beard's last
wife was that she dropped the key to
the sjfuatjou.
' There: is no record of Satan's marriage
which makes us blush to mcution that
he's the father of lies.
Peter, Peter, puntkin eater, presented
his with a suug resideuco. Ho under
stood the Bituatiou.
Socrates's nntiphathy to Xantippe
theologized him; [The reader will please
observe tho play on words, for there
.was no other play about it?it was
business.
Solomon tho "Wise married seven hun
drcd times. It is asse rtcd that this was
carrying the thing to an extreme, but
the example of his lather aud Bathshe
ba was before htm.
'?The monkey married the baboons sister,
Smacked his lips and then ho kissed her,
Kissed so hard ho raised a blister,
And bIic set up a ycT."?
to which happy union wo owe the ? Dur
wipian theory and Swiuburuo's hot
kisses.
Fcrgu?ou, the groat astronomer had
a wifo who used to como ou to the
stagejwhen he was lecturiug and ^ kuock
his apparatus ou the floor, just from
puro cussodness. She was a good wife
lor the business, though?she made him
see stars frequently.
Lucreotia Borgia was a good ?inger,
aud the VACtt affectionate of wives, (you
may have seen her represented in opera)
hut she had a queer way of makiug
things at times very unhealthy for her
l'riends, and oven hor husband.
Tho wives of Brighatn Young aro the
envy of their sex. They romain always
Young.
A- cat'le farmer left his cows by will
in tho following proportion : one half
of them to his son, one-third to his
nephew, and one ninth to his graudson ;
but, uuhnppily for the exactness of tho
shares ho happened to have seventeen
cows, which of course were indivisible.
Uudcr theso circumstances, tho heirs
borrowed a cow, making tho herd eigh
tccu. Thou they divided the property
according to their relative's directions,
tho son getting niuo cows, tho nephew
six, tho grandson t?vo?i. c., seventeen
cows in all, and then they seat back the
borrowed cow with their best compli
menta aud thauks.
There aro very lew who can detect
what is wrong in tho talo of these cows.
Somo years ago there was a worthy
German in Baltimore who took unto him
sell a fair daughter of the Fathorlaud.
In about a yoar Haus' bcttcrhalf pre
scntcd him with a fine hoir, whon ho
exclaimed, "Veil, Katrine, dat ish
good !" When, in a year afterward, sho
presented him with a pair of twins, ho
said, "Veil, dat ish potter dan tie order
time. I (rinku moro ? ash ten glass o'
beet on dat." But when, a year later,
&he presented him with triplots, ho
cried out, in agony, "Mine Got in
Himmel, Katrine, vat ish do matter of
you ? Better youBhtop dis piznoss fore
derc comes a villagohcro !"
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Dollars aud | cents do not necessarily
traycj together. #
The Ohio river is 1000 miles long,
and dvains 200,000 square miles; its
width 2400 feet) and its descent in its
whole courso four hundred feet.
If you liavc Less Luud than
you want, BUY MORE at tho.
LAND OFFICE of
AUG. B. KNOWLTON.
THE GIIEAT REMEDY FOR
CONSUMPTION
which can bo cured by a
timely resort to this stand
ard preparation, as has been
proved by the hundreds of
testimonials received by the
proprietors. It is acknowl
edged by many prominent
plrysicians to be the most
reliable preparation ever in
troduced for the relief and
cure of all Lung complaints,
and is offered to the public,
sanctioned by the experience
of over forty years. "When
resorted to in season it sel
dom fails to effect a speedy
cure in tho most severe
cases of Coughs, Bronchitis,
Group, Whooping Cough,
Influenza, Asthma, Colds,
Sore Throat, Pains or Sore
ness in the Chest and Side,
Liver Complaint, Bleeding
at the Lungs, &c. "Wistar's
Balsam does not dry up a
Cough, and leave the cause
behind, as is the ease with
most preparations, but it
loosens and cleanses the
lungs, and allays irritation,
thus removing the cause of
the complaint.
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BETH W. FOWLE & BONS, Boaton, Mm?.,
And sold by Druggists and Dculoraecnorallv*
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FLUID EXTRACT
BUCHU!
The only known remedy for
BKIGHT'S DISEASE,
And n positive remedy for
GOUT, GRAVEL, STRICTURES, DIA
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DEBILITY DROPSY,
Npn retention or lncontinoucc of Urine, Ir
ritation, Inilnmutiou or Ulccraticn
of the
BLADDER & KIDNEYS,
SPERMATORRHOEA,
Lcncorrhoea or Whites, Diseases of the
Prostrate Gland, Stone in the Bladder,
Colculus (travel or Brickdust Deposit and
Mucus or Milky Discharges.
KEARNEY'S]
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Permanently Cures all Disease of tho
BLADDER, KIDNEYS, AND DROPSICAL
SWELLINGS,
Existing in Men, women and Children,
fliaTNO MATTER WHAT THE AGE!
Prof. Steele says : "One bottlo of Kearn
ey's Fluid Extract Huchu is worth more
than all oilier Buchus combined."
Price. One Dollar per Bottle, or Six Hot
tics for Five Dollars.
Depot 104 Dunne St., N. Y.
A Physician in attendance to answer cor
respondence and give advice gratis.
BQy Scnd stamp for Pamphlet, freofj^fl.
-TO THE
Nervous & Debilitated
OF BOTH SEXES.
Ao Charge for Advice and Consultation.
Dn. J. R. DVOTT, graduato of Joffcrson
Medical College Philadelphia, author of
scvoral valuable works, can be consulted on
all diseases of tho Sexual or Urinary Or
gans, (which he has tnado an especial Btudy)
either in malo or female, no matter from
what cnuso originating or of hr.w long tSand
ing. A practice of .10 years enables him to
treat diseases with success. Cures guaran- {
teed. Charges reasonable. Those at a
distance can forward letter desoribing sypi
toinB and enolooicg stamp to prepay postage.
Send for tho GUIDE TO HEALTH.
Price 10c.
J. B. DYOTT, M. D.,
Physician and Surgeon\
101 Duano St., Now York,
jan 17 1874; 62
If yon have no Land, go liny
as much as you want on EASY TERMS at
the LAND OFFICE of
AUG. B. KNOWLTON.
nov 15 tf
New Prints
just 11st
have received a LARGE. ASSORTMENT of
LADIES' DRESS GOODS
Besides a LARGE and VARIED STOCK of other
DESIRABLE ARTICLES
Too numerous to montion. All of the above will be sold at PRICES to suit thcio prossin g
times. Call and examine. No trouble to exhibit goods.
THOMAS CART MILL
GEO. Si CORNELSON
Is now RECEIVING oxc df the LARGEST aud BEST SELECTED STOCKS of
DRY GOODS, HARDWARE,
BOOTS & SHOES, HATS,
GROCERIES,
Crockery, Glass, Wood and Willow
W ARE.
Also a NICE SELECTION or
READY MADE CLOTHING,
Which, having been bought with nn eje to the HARD TIMES will be SOLD LOW DOWN
for CASH.
FCLL VALUE for the MONEY guaranteed, and an early inspection respectfully
solicited. No charge for showing goods. Respectfully yours,
Lx EO. ?1? CORjN Jbl^UlN.
NOTICE!
The Copartnership of j. W. PATRICK & 1 ?., ...... ...^,..^?y -,,
CO., have this duv been dissolved by mutu- The AUCTION and COMMISSION BU31
consent . All indebted to tho firm will N ESS will be carried on by the undcrsjgned
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make prompt payment to J. V?. Patrick.
J. W. PATRICK,
LELAND HAGOOD.
ut the Old Stand.
J. W. PATRICK.
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A SPECIALITY OF
BACON, FLOUR, HAMS & SUGAR,
THIS SEASON.
Also on hand a full STOCK of
FANCY GROCERIES.
Just receive I a fresh lof of CHOICE CANDIES. FANCY CRACKERS, LEMON
SUGAR, LEMON SYRUP, CANNED STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, ic.
J. 8. ALBERGOTTI,
CORNER RUSSKLL4TEET AND RAIL HO AD AVENUE.
MONEY SAVED
MONET EARNED!
Tbo HEAVY DECLINE in ALL GOODS in MY LINE enabled me to make very FAV
ORABLE PURCHASES during tho past week, and I now invite the Publio to not only a
COMPLETE STOCK OF GOODS
but to a STOCK that MUST BE SOLD within tho next THIRTY DAYS. To accomplish
a SPEEDY SALE I have thrown the entire stock of
GROCERIES, LIQUORS & SEGARS
On the Market CHEAP for CA8H.
It will certainlg be to YOUR INTEREST to call and EXAMINE before buying eloc
whero. Goods shown free of charge.
8QT Special attention is called to a PURE PEACH BRANDY.
c jD. koetjohn.
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HAS RECEIVED A FULL STOCK OF
SPRING GOODS
Which lie is offer inc at *2*^,J!Z?!priec3.
FAIR WARING TO ALL!
We would hare ^consumers of RICE to know that our MILL is about ? ? -
that we CAN and do GUARANTEE to SELL CLEAN RICE fection,
Below the Charleston Market Price
At our MILL.
Persons dosiring it we will furnish them RICE weekly at their doors in any quantity,
or at the MILL cicry day. Wo also keep a full eupply of FRESH GROUND .
MEAL A INT) GEIST
On hand, BOLTED aud UNBOLTED, on the MOST REASONABLE TERMS.
HICE I^LOT?R FOR STOCK!
With CHEAP GRADES of HORSE and COW FOOD.
OAK AND [PINTS WOOD
SAWED any LENGTH desired, and dclWed to any part of the Town for the SMALL SUM
of $3.25 per Cord. Send along your Orders. We are always ready to fill them without
STRAUS & STREET.
LOOK! LOOK! .
Do you want the BEST
GOSHEN BUTTER
You ever SAW ? Do you want the BEST
Lard, Mackerel, Salmon, Sardines, Pickled or Fresh Oyster?,
Sugar Cured Haras, Potted Ham, Crackers, Sugar,
Coffee, Chowing or Smoking Tobacco, Sogars,
GO TO
BO YDS'
At the Sign of the GOLD BOOT.
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AUGUSTUS FISCHEE, Agt.
HAS JUST RECEIVED AT THE
ENTERPRISE GROSERY STORE
A full supply of FRESH FAMILY GROCERIES, and is offering thesa
VERY LOW lor the Cash.
AT
THE ENTERPRISE SALOON
Will be found a full Stock of CHOICE LIQUORS of the best brands, and
a largo supply of the BEST BITTERS that ara made.
SEGARS and TOBACCO of the best grades. AH in need of the abere
goods will bo dealt with right by calling on
AUGUSTUS FISCHER, Agt.
DUKES' HOTEL.
RUSSELL-STREET, ORAN?EBURG,. S. C.
The Subscriber takes great pleasure in- announcing to hit FRIENDS and the CdM
MUNITY that ha has OPENED a FIRST-CLASS HOTEL, at the Large Residence reeeftt
ly occupied by Mr. Hana Wannamaker. Comfortable Accommodations, a Bouateoai
Table and Conrteus Atteniloa are Guaranteed.
jan 18-3m ? ' J. W.U. DUKESc