Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Offers ihoir prwhss'mnal service* to the "trnvm of Oraugehur'g and surrounding ?Country. ? ??theo hour* from 8 to OA A. M. and 7 to ^JntHight. ' Office Market Street, two doors below J. Hi. Hamilton!**Store DR. ?. Ii. TAREU, xe\vis3Mdle;^-c:?ot,j4 ' J? l " t?2 .t^w .< .1 (st.. MATTHEWS P, tV,). If yon havono.Xan<l, go Buy ~__vAUG. R- KN-OWLTON, 5 ^mvwTMQ vosoiaeM t?te) ,^<feofl #a i 4f you tiiWo Jlw^ Iianel than via ean PAY TAXES -em, Register it for J^WAi^f^b^or^-'* AW, ?; KNOW'LTON. I If you h?rterem feanu than yon want, BUY 4TOKE)?t?the - f.S AUG. B. KNOWLTON. J ????_, :_ LA^AGENT ? Tho Undersigned has opened un OFFICE dor the S#L?*'of 3mNJL>?^ 06 .awoiJJ dt^ot Persons having'REAL-E8TATE tb dis jxose oTi'wiUJ do: well do .register the same ? for sale. fenairfluri! 8 o??*a f n i ." 'L'AllOE;.FARMS.-stibdividod, and sold in ?ither LARGE or SMALL parcels. GOOD FARMS,.for Kale at from $2 to $5 jper acre, on easy tMma-t^n ? AUGUSTUS iL "KNOWLTON, s^*^ Oriingcburg C. II., S. C. f nov 15 a^. f ^*9?llf^?Mr#I*t!IlOU8E ?QUARE, Will give prompt attention to all busine.sy ' i> . 'j^W?6L ,ev, JBiowiiing & Browning, <r ?WW MMlaf 'oaal /ihw? x?t?vee oi?i , ?969 ?ATaLOIl^EVS AT LA^ ,? O.-II-., Ho. 'J*t. - ?,-19 yjjfl at tumoer. dirtier. j? *a BA 6?~n$$em& Man ai ??t. eia* i* *aiht*-) i?a5fiffi^3W^9W^ l An'oUNKY A.VD COUNSKI.i.OK ^IBfVff rVAV 68?BAX -,TRiA Ti' JTIftXUIgUlL, f" trf'fllft^W^ be/ j, Houofely The Best Policy. ?jj Ol "CO ,9&ltT$ MA bii?4 ?* \i* A SToHY OF THE NOHTtI OF GERMANY. "- j Ii?*? it ,i-?t?***?b t* ?.???* i.?Hij03 61 ai>> li'l'CJ <. > :.;.'< ?'! Before llic castle ofGruningen, upon the Bode, one clear summer evening, the bishop Henry of Hnlberstadt was seated with a foreign prcl ito who had been his guest fur a month. 1 ho posset dritik stood before thoin in two mighty flagous. They ,had been discoursing from ten o'clock in the morniug, whoa they ?et down to dinner, about the hu^o wine tun which n bishop on the Rhine had just got constructed, und were agreed in the opinion that it became ?very ecfli s;ast ical prince, who would confer a becoming splendor on his court to posse ss a similar tua. The affair was quite settled by both bf'lhem, excepUis to its execution; and their c >n vers ahn began now to be interrupted by yawns, and to flag on in umuo syllables. It chanced, us good fortune Would have it that tho shepard Conrad passed by, driving Iiis well washed flock across the castle yard wherr bUhon Henry n el to review them every evening. '1 salute you, my lord bishop!' 'Good evening, Courud; but where is Harm V Conrad whistled, and a. beautiful large ram bounded up ?rst to the shepherd and then to the bishop, who carressed the animal and fed him with some crumbs which ho had kept for him The bishop exchanged a few words with the shepherd und inquired tf his wed ding daylvas ??^r?if. 'ffinra.cV ihVftrjj ged his shoulders aud posted on with his flock. Bishop Henry now extolled the beau tiful rnoi wh oh ho ^declared he would not part with for anything in tho vorl I, and then he turned his eul?giu n on tho good (Jonrud, who he said, was honesty itself. The foreign bishop laughed ulnud. lor travel into distant eouutr es, aiidu IVctjtU'iit stay at foreign courts, had filled him with unjvemij distrust, | of man. lie averred that it w is imp is flbio to flud a thoroughly honest scrv.ia ?and lca>-t of nil at the court oi a bish'jp Thoy were ?11, ho said, oo.uibiii.id t< cheat ilnir masters, und all more or hes mgues. Bishop Henry eagerly di.-pu'ed Iii? ushcitien; and extolled the virtues tif the good people over whom he sway ed tiic crosier, aiidr above all, his .-hen hene Courud, who, as he said, hud never told a lie or deceived uuy p.-vson in his whole JifeUwe. j 4NeV3r told s. lie! Never deceived his master!' repeated the stranger-bishop in n tone of irany. 'No!' answered Bishop Henry; 'ho never has; anil never will!' 'Never!' reechoed tho foreign ecclesiastic, 'what, will you beti" Atter Heverai propositions, the two bishops jigreed upon these conditions: first, that the stnkc should be an immenso tun, capable of containing ono hundred an I fifty barrels of wine?and, secondly, thit. Conrad, without being made aware of the wnger, snouVd be p.iit.to the trial within three days. The two dignitarios then parted for the night, right glad to have found something to amuse thorn lor two or three days to come. foreign bishop, before he wont to. bed, held, as hjacustom was, a consulta tion with his confidant, Peter,, who was nominally his sorvent. and occasionally his fool but in lact possessed a truer claim to the'titl? of-his privy-c mn'tlor, than many others enjoying higher titles and places Peter had nlwavs some fiticwd tinvico to give"m e'vj'ry eNuVr jftfti cy, v*lu ther temporal or spiritual. He was accustomed, to near, to so*, and .^?UHiMtd t J*}Zfa (u ,tfte*A A A. yt'ttjel^ijeB cvejiftp ypuk his SinasfjOi wi bout any one knowing it. .4<&}*h. d done so on ihih occasion; but. be segmpd little disposed to talk, tili? evening, t'<u^ tho word ro'ijitr, Which'had 'cscnp id ih'^ master's li|8 during the* Tri Vergil Wo ff jVist narrated, hiul put him iif^'biuT^h'if mrtr, und it was i.uly by the prouiise of a. ifew hfurltt cap, in .the eveut of the wa cer beinu won, that his master got him' 5 ,. xy8U('(iAl.L.ssla.'i ba? . rcii'iUM n^fll5!H}W',V,}!!K?stiV9eivir?,? tun which tdn uld contain one hundred *mifin7i% .baeAlivs^tittjtoaCDxbauHt umore thiiu half tho revenues of a ^bishopric lfo fin^oYf?^ro^rlfl AutW- A tyin plight bo set for tho new phoenix: of lion ? gsty, Conrad. ?, Pctor eomnmncnil hoperations v. 'tli the rising sun, and beforo din nor hour tiaVmf&lcfirtifloit ?'Irrl^fflkrflOTA that Conrad vtaitfnRl(fa w1t!r\ho fair Eliza bciB^Vrj^liha^Bhcf^v/dul* tfoo iti^otp to his propoBiilH till he should possess a lulle collage*of* his own, both being very poor. ? tTho ^active Poter had al .C ,1. Ft.';(I ' ready spoken to Elizabeth, and found her quito ready to assist in his outer priso; he therefore only requirod.a hand ful of glittering s;!?cr pieces from his master to guio the bet. The bishop gave him as much as he wished, and Bat down to dinner with good hopes of the Wine tun. Meanwhile Peter has taken his way buck to the fair Elizabeth; he shows her the hinting coins which nlni?&t covered her Utile table, and a bargain is quick ly Blruek between them; l'elor agree ing to purchase Tor her a cottage, if she brought him what he wanted. The following morning Elizabeth, soon aller sunrise, went to cut grass at a place which she knew Conrad m ist pass with his flock. As soon as the latter perceived her at u distance, he Hew, accompanied by Harm, to meet her, sat down beside her, and repeated all his former vows and protestations of love. lint Eli ubcth answer* d her lover very coolly, remarking that she had heard all that a thottsau Itiums over, and if be had no:hing to tell her ol'a little coltjgo or his own, he already knew her answer. Conrad was about to take Irs leave much dejected, when a halt'smiling glance from Elizabeth induced him to inquire why she was so cruel to him, and what she wished him to do for her. 1 Vor the joke's sake, lot us see. whether you really arc serious in your love for me,' said Elizabeth. The favorite ram "T^'fne "wriirop^racT uieawhU^^AIseu J between her and Conrad, and now stood eating from her hands. 'If I desire you to give me vour rum that I may sell him?' Conrad's heart sunk within him. Sadly he replied : 'Any thing in this world hut that; if the bishop did uot in the evening get Harm lo feed, there would be a pretty disturbance. Take the best pet ?dioqp in the wli do fin :k ? lake all ilu lil'tv b d hi :i'i_c t ? 1u3.mil/' that single rain you cannot hiv?.' 'Look now,' said Kiizibeth, 'you n mi ir i all alike. Away with yoii iimi your If-v sheep ; even so .s null a pleas ire as thu me love refuses inc ! Truly he would be a precious bu.-band to me when lh? honeymoon was over ! Away to your bishop; let him feed his ram, and do you leave me alone ! They disputed thus a long while ; Conrad shed tears in his an;: er. and n Elizabeth nt last confessed that she had .-old the* ram for the house they had so often wished to possess, and added that she must deliver him up that very day, cost what it might, as she had pledged her word and could not bear the "nlci of being called a liar. Sho theu.shjd tears, lamenting that this unhopod for pleasure of being able to get a house in which she and Conrad miuht live com ... . j 0 fort ably willi their children, should be thus blasted. She asked if sheep were not every day dying?if nolle were ever lost?if none were ever Btolen?if the wolfe never devoured one, and so on At last love conquered ; Conrad promised her to deliver her the ram before noon, und Elizabeth promised to become his' wedded wife in u month. , Elizabeth walked quickly on to the town, and Conrad gazed wistfully alter her; the pleasure ho felt in being her accepted lover was not a little damped by the idea of the interrogations which hp must undergo from his kind master. in whose gcj'viyo be had boen hitherto mi ci r.ifoi t;.h!o. ami who was so very ... elt)^ > d! Jr. Vli 0*> loud id the ram. ?mm'JSo / r.?ee> > edl i^d 1 .'"[ rvip. | 11c jiow .-too 1 alone in tbe field ?vhere Klr/.ahe;h had been culling gr*5S, with his eyes fixed on the ground. At las; iie sfmek Iiis crook into the earth, ?.placed his coat upon it, und his cap iti'ove it, and begun a dialogue (which Hann occasionally interrupted by bin inuvcim tits) with the figure thus eon strueic l, which he incut should ropre sent the, l-isln'p. nt letdii'j ;;>en ?nl n . 'Hood overling, my nhank yon, Conrad, w lo.esifeoieaij-juju \ pat ;*i' loVd bi.-hop !' In re. is 11 arm V Harm, iii}' lord bishop! why in: is lost ; indeed be has w tudercd somewhere.' At this moment while Conrad was lb is sneaking, itar o pressed through' bo or i-iovT^j^ ? oi ,?am * twecn his leg? to examine th? nguro lo which bo saw his master making Bo miiuv pjro&uua, reverences. ' 'Conrad, 'Coiir>d'!'<'Wnti.Vucd the shepherd, in bis fanciful iutcrloOutorahip, 'Harm knows his homo ; liar ' c?uld not lose himself 1 That will not do.' Another conversation, in which Con rad tried to represent tho ram as stolon, Hani! interrupted by a violent blow with' which he meant to answer the bowa ??tutmm ?ww mr*mm- ee wimom 1417 -r-~ Q e-i*'3f/ -i?vo e^jh Irl " ? ? -^ ho Biiw his. mast?r tuokiog. 'lie is not so easily caught''/exclaimed Conrad ;That will not do edhor.' Thus he talked vith himself for about ; half an hour; tfi^ his imaginary dia logucs always tenntnated with a shake of tho head and tBC60 words : 'Conrad, that will unt do !' pAud yet,' added he. 4l must before nljon give up the ram ; for I have promisodnt, nud if Rliz ?both docs not deliver \lt its she has already sold it, she would be called a liar, and could not become my wife.' At lust ho jumped up joyfully and exclaimed : 'Honesty ifl tho best po'.icy! That will do!' Ho put on his cap a ml Ins cent aud drove forward his flo *k, and before noon he had delivered, with a deep sigh, his darling Harm to Elizi belli, win) without reflecting any more about the matter, exchanged him for the price uf tho cottage. That evening was fixed for Conrad 's trial. Both the bishops waited at their posset-cup in the castle yard for the appearance of the shepherd who was to decide their wager. The hearts of both beat strongly, aud they spoke but littlo, I'm eaeh had a strong desire that the ! honor of constructing the tun might all to the lot of the other. But Peto, the privy couucilor, kept hiiusolf quite cheerful, and secretly rejoiced before hand in the success of his well-laid plan, and the certainty ol his victory ; for he had already had the bishop's favorite ram in his stable, aud how could Conrad venture to tell the truth, when hia .doing so mustdraw upon him the wrath of his master aud* "TJeprivc1ff?th*t,(i ki?.-. bread forever ! So reasoned the privy councilor; meanwhile Conrad appeared driving his Hock across the castloyard. Peter smiled triumphantly, for already ho fancied the could truce fear and anxiety ut work in Conrad's countunancc. That evening no rajaxapic bounding up to bishop Henry, to' receive his accustomed portion. 'Where is Harm '!' inquired the bishop, with a scrutinizing look. '1 have sold him,' cried Conrad ; ?now it is out ! Honesty is the befit polity *, that is my motto, my lord bish p, as you know; and it shall always, so it please Heaven, remain my motto.' Peter's face lengthened : but bishop Henry exclaimed, with an angry countenance and a threatening vo:c? : 'Why did -you sell hi in without telling uic ? I would have given you his price ten times told. Do you not know?' ' Hear me, my lord bishop' said Con rad. ''iSllzabethV temptod mo, as ISve tempted Adam; aud Elizabeth was tempted by a rogue, as Eve was by a foul fiend. If he gives me back my ram, I will not reveal his name.' Peter turned angrih/ away, for gone wero all his glitteriug pieces, and the scarlet cap besides ; and uow the rain himself was gone also ! 'Kli/abeth,' continued Conrad, 'had sold Harm before telling mo, otherwise he would never have been Bold by tne ; but, as matters sood, I was obliged to give him to her, however sorry I was for it?else she would havo been called a liar, and shu is now my betrothed. That is the naked truth, my lord bishop; do uow with me what you please ; what is done is done, only do-not punish Eliza bcth?a poor weak woman easily seduced by any tempter' Bishop Henry would have begun to scold, but the other bidiop, easting an angry glance oh I'eter, who now with drew1 himself, exclaimed : '1 have lost the wager ; that was ihe trial.' S'o Bi.-hop Henry's wrath was naming ed by the phastirc of having woo tho wager j but the honesty of Conrad nflbrd ed his iiiusfer nu re gratification than even the wind-ton, for it taught htm also the- power 61 loVe'/and what love can do with inert. 1 ' 'Yen!' exclaimed both the bishops, hondsty Is thu best policy !' And Bi.-hop Henry added: 'As a rowunl of your honest y I will be at thu expense of your redding, and If All* the llock shall be yours.' 'And,' added the f>.roigu prelate, Jyour darling Harm shall be restored to you again, and the cottage you plinll ult-o retain as n christening gift from me to your fir?t child.*'. Thus the bishop who lost tho wngor war. led to get ihu largu wiuo tun con structcd, rfhscls formerly sttr??ivd su many travelers to C runingcti , aud whioh now lies upon the Spiogolaberg near llulberstadt.- . i . \*\ \\ ,b?a j - ' - nfi-ai ? ? ? ? i ' 7?uj.-, ^The sharpest torments nre said- to be thoae caused by trouble which never coxae*. r The Trials of Journalism.5** ? ! 4 y aov ^*?**'?RJ UiVrw?M fcatiV [From ?he Constitutionalist.] A few days ago a friend sent usja copy of a Kbodc Island paper, ami hade us observo t he kind of journals there was published in New Liiglauuptown no larger than Augusta We glanced at the paper with a feeling akin to uiorti BcationJ intensified by the apparent slight involved in the comparison. But ' matters were not so bad with its' after all when a just comparison was instituted. The llhode Island paper was a weekly Our paper is a duily. and its Sunday and weekly edition.*, so tar as tho liter ary contents nre concerned, can afford t ? Bland the test of successful contract Hut the Khodu fUlnnd paper certainly had the advantage in advertisements It never seemed to occur to our frieu 1 that there is a marvelous dtfleiQuco in the publication ol a daily paper ami a weekly. Ho did not tak : into ae j mn t th.t the lthole Isl.nd town ami tha Georgia town are very dilfercnty const.l tuted. In Northern cites there arc very few readers who do not p iy for their paper ; the reverse is true of the S ?Uta. If mcrchauts and subscribers iu this sec tion supported their papers with hall th ? promptness and punctuality that the pamo classes at the North support their local journals, the newspapers of the South would equal those of tho region"' beyond us. Hut what is the exact truth of the whole mattet'( Let' Maj. Calhouu. the proprietor of the Columbus Mnquicr, L-Wr1?); has been sharply brought into antagonism with ?J?is prob'.em answer lor us. He says : 'The iR?Vi.napers ol the North are Hourishiug with th on customary vigor. Despite the panic und hard times the people read and ad vertiso, and. pay for both, while the Southern papers arc daily waning. This cannot bo attributed 10 a lack of ability or enterprise iu the management <f Southern journals. !or they are fully up with the times, and will compare favor ably with the ui<>.-t su<-ccssio] papers lii the country. It cam jot be denied thai, either from want of indifference, tie Southern whites, in the propottioh to their number, do not read as extensively as they do iu t|ie North au I West', an 1 a glance at the p J>ers of the respective sections will show that Southern mer eh.nits, with few exceptions, di> not ap preciate the value and importance of a I vertisihg. Hut there is stiMunother trouble with which (he majority of Southern journals haVc to contend, and that is the credit system. A dis tinguished journalist of this Stuft) assured us lately that ho lost yearly thirty-three per cent, of his subscrtp tious, bceauso people neglected to pay aller being trusted. Now no business can stand this loss and particularly a newspaper, the gieater part ol' wh ige value lies iu its go >d will. While the credit system is practiced, Southern journals will continue to be impecuvous and down at the heels. So far as we are concerned, wo have,decided on the pro per course and shall follow it out, though wo did uot do so till our loss from indifferent subscribers am mn ted to many thousand dollars Our course L? cj S?0*?4? "'*<>** 03JCW .ni*v i? meets with opposition, and, strange to say, gome merchants in this city, whose interests it would be to encourage cash payments','airishly refuse to take our paper if we do not trust theni. on the plm that -they are gm d for their iftfbts. Of cniii.su we humor tho-'e men hy beg* ging them to take our paper on their own terms." Tin re seems' to be an im pYcBMon in the minds of ?oma urtinform od people t hat the cheapest and easiest business is th it <d' publishing a p iper indent; that they rslher compliment n publisher by reading his1 papvr. with the nj' Ht indefinite ideu of ?vor paying tor it. Said u wonderfully . intelligent wo> man to a friend ol our'* yes erday ; 'Well, I decduro. Thu idea of that lei low preferring to us) .mtikin' a I'm tin right in-'ouV midHtdiy.giviu',(jLadvihu L can't stau' it qu.te !' .Wan ?< ) auij ot ?This old.lady's not o:i in not. floiiOMl; but tin re is a class 'of newspaper spongers that reconcile tboir ooucic-.c s^s to their' proulnir>cund?jet iu not paying us by arguiug that wo hru getting, vwh by nuvisiiig pioplu iwho* kniiWcmyjc tl au oil"rs?l???i "iV?S tji?tgli-.'ii* mas-. o| S n't Ii ero >ub?oribers-T-iii iiii.ulligcne,e,,?ipp?f j ciution mnd'f iutegrity-^-urc iiustirpa^intd1 by any reader iu the country. 'If Koine ol our readers'colilii come to our ofllcc a lew days in succession, they I would ^iva^ua^oroup for a paticf icj not ^ T3?%*>p\tiA?r MT HA ehW?rrb xw* f fV'U? (tut t-'fOn * tff? 1 learn' more of human niluro, ;?nd' tho mysteries - and' miticries of nowspiper publish! 3g, than they ever knew beforo. Imagine n man dressed in the garb of a. } planter bolting in and enquiring for tho editor-. No person olse will he notion, and coming intothe editor's presence}, he demands, 'Why didn't I get my paper la?t week V The editor mildly .-uggests that 'having waited nearly a yedr for his subscription, the name wan stricken1, from the-rolls. Thereupon the j visi'or rages, asks if we doubt his hon esty and informs us that he always got his paper 'and paid for it . wheti ho d-d ploased. and that wan when the paper w is worth reading.' The cdi'or I eiiig a wi ak man, physi 'ally, bo.vs th ? indignant subscrfber, with it !?1ir?c Efl hale, leaves; but tue m iment h ; in oa:.. in comes a man with a huun-js-i air. holding a bill in his hand, who I md iiiU. ?Why in lliuuder we chrge him so iiitich ior advertising ':' - ^ v* , 8 J) *S ?c? j fk .5 'Thu editor says the oh irg j.;v is ! f. . the timo. 'Then yo t indst, on, nypiy big tins exorbitant b'll V 'Itisiust,' sa)s the editor. 'TliCD sto > my paper!' -ays the indignant pcrso i ? nil it is stopped. The business m in g les but and- is superseded by a d-uigerous look i ig individual, who has yellow linos of nicotine about his mouth, and a bravado way of wearing his punts inside his boe-ts, though it 's awfully dusty OUtsido. 'lie wants to know if the police repirt refer! to him, and if so, why V The editor mildly inquires into tho case, and Bays meekly, '1'es.' Aud tho fellow demuuds a retraction to morrow tu >ru ing. and leaves. 'Another man, who keeps goats, co ncs S"?. to seek the cditir, aud wants to kti)w 'why~\.'S paper aint served V An<l altar much antpiry, and examining wit J uesses, it is. found the gjats e it up the paper before he is out ofTi mY Thjn follows a succession of men, who e i:ii^ in to ;ulvise the editor and Warn hlgH how dangerous his policy is, an \ inti mate they will -drop' if he persists in .his incendiaryicourse. This an 1 um:h in >ro t!i.t would turji an oflimry in m gray, Thea there are t le e:v>s ii i u ui billed the work on the paper, the bill to bo met, the slander of-ulu wiiniii, tho trailnctioii.s'of itlutic uieii. the cares ijl n lamilv, ami thn general uncertainty a- to thu mono .v. win .; i mr;es .iov-> paper puhli.-diing s^tuih alktlo more dillictill than in most countries.' Paragraphs Worth lteihemb^ring. Kenzine and cSWmo'n clay will o!c in nui rble. Castor oil is an excellent tiling to sollen leather. vo bo>* $\'im .iM.'io ?lir.t? f Lemon juice and glycerine w.ll re move tan and ijeeklts. A dose of castor oil will aid you in w . a h. v no en sr. hied La removing pimples. Jjiuuon iuic? and glyconrle will cleanse iiml soften the hands. Spirits ofamm inia, diluted a litrlo i to 'mi y, i will clcau.se" the hair very thorugh ? "? ?ju.;</'' ien :./fccav y Lunar caustic carefully ap die l So as not to touch the skin, will "destroy w?rts. Powdered miter is- g .o 1 for rem iving freckles. Apply with a rig inoistone'J" with glycMi wn spi To obivate offensive p^r>plr'ifio i, - i-h your feet with soap and diluted" Ii? .?je? jM\*otl?t ftilT raiew >iiu\ nits ol am*ioii'a. ? The ju re (if ripe to ji'a will re move ilm htniii of wul jut's iroiii the huiid.s with <n< injury to the skin. ' "*%r9*' iiiu?* mitml^' ' ? "' ' : '!Mio:n:ls llrctl suitl His WilV. i-?ve latodder ,i/<vj_ tJ1?:1jmi i*b >'.?* j-.ii i*t> Hi? l?d"w OTirjlel *i 'i.-vi't) I never \yas .u.iyth ug. dear sf, till I know you?-and 1 have been better, hap pier, and a more Viperous .?,:. ov r since Lay by that ir.iih in luven-lor, dearufct , and n iniml n o ol it when I ?7. T| ' .IPS ! : ?\*,? djOi eiftlo in man 9 c-j joew itis^fVa. eMrlu/. iic.vi tl ut luiuietiiueiatrco of our dear iisL - -iaum a iiiw .bone 'J here is a greit laek of iab'orera in Mi of *m\ imv<X booot^nte 0*xi ^y?d Josh Hillings q?'tfwpp^fa^^^ l" ? ' *hn Dear Biker: t'hategb&in's:'xfo&tikmltV ispcpt in for-27'jeSr?'ftjia four mouths*, **? ? it would have boon munui ia-rJai pboke4^/<^' if I bud boon boro: without: any stuoe-T muck; if- . si s <wlb;K t\i ?1?t)aI sJa?v I have prayed upwards of. one ;the*Ja let sand times to. be au0.thi3 j^ujLeriiakSj-fSi ^ ?:i st rich 01 a travelling colpprfcay^ -t^j a y0 I have seen travelling cpip^fclftf, ?rf Could oat az much az a goose. ? , " , ?? I have seen a goose eat till "the* e uiiiin t stand up any moro, and.then sit down and eat sum, and then lay down and cat sum, and then rollover andeafc"" aum'n.Vuo. . ^iwtlidMwrt I have tried li/irig'on filtered watir "iJ and going barefoot for di8pepsue*W&k that didn't hit thet^poft 'MsiS?rru'> 1 have foaked ntf.water-cure estahluTn'i*^'1 moots until I was so limber that I kouldt*H not git myself bacJv-ngain Inside co?osiA Hal lwin apparel. .t- t ea'T T~rs ladleoTT 1 bought a saddle hos? once who Wo? t?i ?.rot up expressly to kure d'mpepshy-^-ha! was warranted to kure the dispepshy iu-< :)d clays or kill the hoss.. ? (>.f ^ -fo jajf| lie was warranted,to trot hwder-jt^sj^,^ a trip hammer, pull wusser on a bit... ; > stumble safer down hill than ounT oihes . hoss on tho foot Stull. , . ,A ? ? tili' tao I rode the boss until i waz .all_0?et ? . jelly, then sold him bridle and a nd all for fixty eight dollers, and.got sued by tho purchaser, and hid'ikrpajr' him ninety dollars and sum seats dama ges, bakauze the hess had the 'Niinshy,* a disease i knu nothing about. The iujss ant} fixings kost me 420 del lers gold. T kontracted for a eleven kords ef hickory wood, kross grained, and as full' of wrinkles nz an old cow's horn and sawed nway three months on it, and the pile seemed to grow bigger every day. T finally gave away tho saw, and what here was left to*save life, and 'at^l p^J^jragcd, a square, victim, to the ovi 1 have lived :?<BBsWSH& Side, jV??'gataT honied in the saljug flood until i wasas well, pickled as a number ooe*salt mack creh .., . 7 I have Jwelt at Saratoga, and taken \ the water like a mill race and still bad ' the disp.'p.-?hec'. ?''<*|wlt " I have.walked two miles before "break fast and th-ii ett a slioo ov dri toast and hair the yielk ov a pullet's eg;'ana*3 felt ' : all the time az weak as a kitten' that ' nail jiist cohic outbv a:fitt. i">wele<l A I h'aVe'tlaid,Id?fii"? ? fhbrtf^'tlfarf *^ft?'' thousand' times/ und rolled1 dver.'b'tt'e? sV'? minute nil night long,'and get up in ihV'-? mi ruing like a corpse, and there didn't ? nothing-scorn to ail mo rinny? whore in particular! ? - > *di ?o aeiicit. fuvfe3 I have road whole liberys oh the stunt muk mid 'Heer and-* wheni t gbtrvtbdrulfco knu a grate deal less what wa< tho?|$ftt/ > t c f. W41U \ up. th a n- wj^on^i 9?*<a A I have drauk whiskee with, roots iu^t enuff-to cMwit,m?X'^^^r^^i? I mill Mam aty&^country^ a ?j j^f,^*, ?j.fj J have workedfjirnj,fqr mi yitbejjj,n. and board, aud dietod ouTride pork and ri bred until i was thin "as the soraion lit, alT;m ,*^to-> U?.w?(i?ii adT ov a seven days^banms pr^aoneT.^ 1 have dun all those things and ten thousand other thjnga just as ridiklus, and i have got the old , dispepshee yet, 1 # JT c v ( ,rf.'w n>ui ^XS pn?Jiw??E2J v?l just az mitral aud as tlnk azi the ptmplea [on a lour year old goose. v ^ ? ?off yM git a'good bold ov the dinpep ? h^ bnee y?iu kliat never looso it onlir? ly: it will oiim aronnd bncedaiAiWlnilo hki' a - host, and if it don't skaro yu M - much nr. it'did) baeej''anc*t> ^mako you think- yu afo going to dio. to m-?rrOW, it wiii iliakoyou fepl just as sbtry. Yours, JOSH BILLINGS. .. '?' ' ' .v* w?iiiiMil? Ii, a1 ' " *Tho*l,bi#ifct mob have lowest eat! mnte of women.-!j ^ait^r: t'w? haJ/./ Strawberries are in New York market at'ST^ti quart.*'JH,,J *' a^ fatomi. .ttstui most noiiheVlv ^10^0^ United S'atcs. rhl^inbi'rlftatP; ^HW^Be^W^flk^W drumh/oft?. odw rfem /( U "7" " ^ 'I he KJeWil^'oy^WKMiio spawa in.he Bay of San Francisco. ? Ha growi ? ro SQW?utaflO0 h??bi? ' . A 'Jerman prolessor has uu?1 . . 1 , . 1 - -?ertakea I be lask of counting fh<? u-_ ?MM? rob^bW dfW**"' ?* ?? * made by, l?g;ata wojtiin^ ^ Mifi^fi^^od, ^atiha ?*5?rt,' 1o ^roi! 'jtli }at) erfi