The Orangeburg news. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, December 06, 1873, Image 5

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tp?r 'i" '?" A dancing master?a hop merchant t Wliou is a oat liko a saucepan? When you're teasiu' it. Onr bonrdiug miBtress' motto?"Deal eSlyJwM tbo {barring:" ol / tf,'r?iJtl"tOM5n ? Canada is sending out mission aries totfpdia. India>.eught to reciprocate: fit is sajd thair? ovcrf editor on the Brtton rests weare spectacles. (cfore:ilati58 wore used people niulti " on the iaco.of tho earth. ' IS tg The belt remedy for merchnntile troubles?A liberal use of printers ink. Athens, Ga* has a paper nainod Cat, ?with the motto 'I can scratch.' When does a gardncr most resemble Norval's father? .When he \Yccds his phlox. : ?' Mrs. Favlington says sho gets up every morning at the shrill carrion of &t& jAtf?tiicr. psychological novels is 'what the cii tics call those novels which are not logi cal in any other way. "What is your name, little girl?" KeM&fem.'' 'Tdmum what?" ".Minnie Don't; that's what Mamma calls nie." It waB a mean thing for Danial \\\b Btcr to do?to st i k a mao with a hay stick over in Jcr?o'y city,tho other day. .In pcunsylvdn*iay;a lady, hooked by a neighbor's bull for wearing a red dress, now bemoans that sho has no redress. "Lobs of a china packet ship !" ex claimed Mrs. Partiugton. "No woude , when iron ones areaft fel#ayfs$fc." , ? jFj Hi ? In Wisconsin a iqjn^rcportcd th il hr couldn't fiud n wnrd in the dictionary, because tho blasted book hudn t got an index. A poorKcokuk, Iown, womnnhud no money to give toward b ildiug tho now church, but shjjgEft^fully worked four ^(^^l^^^rl^onio^o^s a funeral pro cession, aud it was very; properly tipped into the ditch by the mourners. A Detroit bootblack has a bank ae count of 51,100, much to the surprise ol all Ttho kuow how iuuMi blackiug is re quired by,thp^. ayewgo ..Michigan boot A Mnin^^'wotnnn'^aie' fo'ur quarts of oysters at one sitting, the other day, and Sibil one h?tfcTreci~d?llars by so doing, which, after deducting, her burial ex! penRC.*), eighty five dollars to couiuience the next world* witl^CX^ The Corgrcgationalist advises its renders to "sit at. the feet ol a horso and lenrn humility.'' c Ju;t so," says tho California Nc%s-Lfa$. ''Sit down a' the fcfct of a mule, nud if he don't humi Ha^^ft0?i^|^@^klo the in aide"oTTns legs wiWa st utile fork." "Now then, madam, please look stcn dily at this place on the wall," said a photographer to good aunt Elizabeth, when he had put her iu position, and the plutc in the camera.- Tho dear old lady looked hard at tho. designated sq ot from her Beat, then got up, walked across the floor, and minutely inspected it,'aml then, turning to the photographer, gently remarked, "I don't sec anything there " A hard tempered'citizen ol Arkansas, faucying that a Methodist revival prcachor "meant, l.im," in one of hin ???fit 't.s\'. I it pointed sermons,, sent him a challenge. The minister accepted it, stating that the weapons wo,*l||?b^?'^iblo>i au I Prayer." This nouptusaeu the ol'ulleug er, and ho procured a "court of honor" to sit JMl]^I^lJhflW,0^witfr which ctflbdla W m'xJri^r'ilr^ duellists, declared that the clergyman was at fault, "'as no gentleman, wheu challenged, has a: right to select wenp ods to which the challenger is totally unaccustomod." In Virginia (Uty, Nevada, a gcntl". man has' ^daced on each side of the gravel walk leading from his front seat to his door, a handsome iron fence, the top rail ggyfr'flh .is1 made of gas pipes filled wiH8B?llvhoIo3. lieforo ho thus fenced his 'Tralk lie was much troubled by book agents, map peddlers, and other porsis^fr neoplo, but now ajl is lovely e sees a man enter his j^lf^btfqks under his arm, he aiudg^Vranri Tt 'cock and Instantly a thov^a^jStrMJis.of water dart across thev8Bfe?^Ie?^th'ofthe walk from side to sjdj^wtlpi^ok peddler retreats in lrns fftf^e fa?omo tax in SngTamT^how, that nfiph Englishmen ?re^p(|>g frjahcr, and that tho cireum stances of poor-Engh^hmen are noi pro "~ iho~ reotroll juifi -ojT Westminster, cxclu irty^uisido^of London limits M . to moro than 60,000,000 per annum, -Tho,-Earls of Bute and Dudley dcrivo from thpir- grqat coal and iron tBt0e^^cbt)eA-t6:tho nmount of ?2,500 000 ?m^.. Therapiere,, on the Clyde ?no?$QX*jiwMt^Virkonhe&d have each incomes greater than the omi o revouuo of the crown in the time of Queen Eliza belli, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will praotlo o in the CourlB of ORANGE BURG and EARN WILL. plTICE COURT HO?SB SQUARE. ff R Bt it B k b m THE OLD ESTABLISHED OF AMERICA. THE SO UTHERN No. 8 N. Charles Street, BALTIMORE, MD. Organized and Devoted Entirely to Frtpetrinf tyjoany and eUiddle &fged ?$( ? to become tno notion (Practical Accountants ako OVER 2500 YOUNG M.u\ rnott Tim SO UTHERN STA TES have GRADUATED at this INSTITUTION, and art noiu filling Responsible and Lucrative Positions in the Leading BANKS AND BUSINESS HOUSES j/ tke Country. THERE ARE NO VACATIONS. Students can enter at any time. Special Individual Instruction and success rvaran teed. Sendfar College Documents and splendid Sfec{. tnens 0/Penmanship. Enclose tiva Postage Stammt. Address all Communications to 3- 4 IT. 21. SADZ.KIt, Pres* Southern Business College, BALTIMORE, MD. Fever and Ague, from which mankind suffer over a large part of the globe, is the consequence of a diseased action in the system, induced by the poisonous miasm of vegetable decay. This exhalation is evolved by the action of sobvr licit oh wet soil, and rises witu the watery vapor from it. -While the sun is below tho horizon this vapbr lingers near the earth's sur :fuco,\and the virux is taken with it through the lungs into the blood. There it acts as an irritating poison on the internal viscera and excreting organs of the body. The liver becomes torpid and fails to secrete not only this virus, but also the bile from the blood. Both the virus and the bile accumulate in tho circulation, and produce violent constitu tional disorder. The spleen, the kidneys, and tho stomach sympathize with tho liver, and becomes disordorcd also. Finally, the instinct of our or ganism, as if in an attempt to oxpel the noxious infusion, concentrates the whole blood of the body in the internal excrotorics to force thoin to cast it out. The blood leaves the surface, and rushes to the central organs with congestive violence. This' is the Chili,. But in this effort it fails. Then tho Fkvbr follow?, in which the blood leaves tho een tanl- organs and rushes to tho surface, as if in another effort to expel tho irritating poison through that other great excretory ? the skin. In tnis >lso it fails, and the system abandons the attempt exhausted, and waits for the roaovory of strength to repeat the hopcloss effort another day. These arc the tits or paroxysms of Fevbr and Ague. Such constitutional disorder will of course under mine the health if it is. not removed. We have labored to find, and havo found, on antidote, Ayer's Ague Cure, which neutralizes this malarious poison in the blood, and stimulates the liver to expel it from the body. As it should, so it does ettre this afflicting disorder with perfect certainty. And it does more, or rather docs what is of more service to thbio sub ject to this infection. If taken in soason it expels : it from the system as it is absorbed, and thus keeps thhsc who use it free from its attacks; keeps too system in health although exposed to the disease. Consequently it not only cures, but protects from, tho great variety of affections which arc induerd by this malignant influence, such as Remittent Fever, Chill Fever, Dumb, or Masked Ague, Periodical Headache, or Bilious Headache, Bilious Fevers, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Blindness, Toothache, Earache, Catarrh, Asthma, Palpita tions, Painful Affe^tionn of the Spleen, Hysterics, Colic, Paralysis, and Painful Affections of the Stomaah ana Bowols, all of which, when arising front this oauso, will be found to assume more or less the intermittent type. This "Aoub Core" removes the cause of these derangements, and cures the disease. This it accomplishes by stimulating the excre torics to expel the virus from the system; and these organs by degrees become habited to do th.'j their ofBco of their own accord. Hence arises what we term acclimatation. Time may accomplish the eamo end. but often life is not long enough, or is sacrificed in tho attempt, while this " Ague Cvnn " d*M it at onco, and with safety. We have great reason to believe this is a surer as well as safer remedy'for the whole class of diseases which are caused by the miasmatic infection, than any other which has been discovered; and it has still another important advantage to the public, which is, that it is cheap as well as good. prepared bt DR. J. O. AYER & CO. LOWELL, MASS. Pricb One Dollar pzn Bottle. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral has won for itself such a renown for tho cure of every variety of Throat and Lung Complaint, that it is entirely unnecessary for us to recount tho cvidonco of its virtues, wherever it has been em ployed. As it has long been in constant use throughout this section, wc need not do more than assure tho people its qir.lity is kept up to the best it over has been, and that it may be relied on to do for their relief all it has crcr beta found to do. Ayer's Cathartic Pills, FOR ALL THE PURPOSES OF A PURGATIVE MEDICINE. Fon Costivenesb; For tub Curh op DYgpBrsu; For Jaundice; For tub Cdan op Ik digestion ; Fon Headache; For the Curb op Dysentery; For a Foul Stomach ; For tub Curb op Ekysipblas; For the Piles ; For tub Cube of Soropula ; Fon all Soropuloub Complaints; For tub Cubb op Rheumatism ; For Diseases op tub Skin ; For toe Curb op Lives. Complaint t For Dropsy ; Fob tub Cube op Tbttbr, Tumors and Salt It 11 hum ; Fon Worms ; * Fon thb Curb op Gout ; For a DiNNEn Pill; Fon thb Cube op Nhuralcua j Fon PunrPYiNo tob Blood. They ore sugar-coated, so that tho moot senrf tive can tako them pleasantly, and being pvuoly vegetable, no harm can arise from their use in any quantity. Prlot 86 conte per EoxjFivo boxes for $1.00. Groat numbers of Clergymen, Physicians, States men, ana eminent parsonagoo, havo lent their names to certify the unparalleled usefulness of these remedies, but our spaco here wiR not permit the Insertion of them. The Agents b?low named fur nish gratis oar American Alm an ac in which they are given; with also lull descriptions of tho abovs complaints, and the treatment that should bo fol lowed for their euro. 'Do not be put off by unprincipled dealers with ether preparation!! they make more profit on. Demand Ayer's, and take no others. Tho sick want the best aid there is for them, and they should have it. Z . AU our RemediOB are for sale by AT W. T. M?LLER S OLD STAND. We nre pleased to announce to the citizens of Oraogoburg and vioiuity that we havo opened a FIRST CLASS GROCERY STORE Whoro wo will always be prepared to supply* oar customers with evorything in our line, such as Coffeo, Sugar, Bacon, Flour, Tea, Candies, Crackess, Candles, Mo lasses, Qrist, Meal, Fruits, Nuts, &o. which will be sold CHEAP for CASH. In addition to the Groceries, wo havo also on band, a full and complete pto & of the choicest , Ales, Wines, Liquors and Segars To be found in Onmgeburg. Giro us a call at Mullens Old Stand, " 'Round tho Ccjfrior." FiRAJSVTZ 3311IGOMA.ISriSr <& CO. oct 18 1873 o THE PEOPLE Throughout the State aro acquainted with the reputation ot my HOTEL. GOOD MEALS and Comfortable Lodgings arc what all my customers, transient and pcrmaucut BRAG Of. The same satisfaction is expressed as to the BARGAINS to be obtained m my Store. With a fine and complete assortment of GROCERIES, and a stock of DRY GOODS, unrivalled for excel lence in the Market of Orangcburg. I can, witb propriety, . CALL UPON My friends to remember MERONEYS STORE Tiaes ore hard, very hard, and money hard to get, but those who give men call will never disputo tho assertion that the best BARGAINS to be had in Orangeburg are obtainable at my Store, and my Store only. I will keep also, during the winter, a supply of nOKSES and HOGS lor sale at reasonable prices. The fact is*if you want a Bargain ?jf uuy sort, you can not get it unless you call on o-t is-tf , W. -/V. MERONEY. o SUGARS OF ALL GRA L3tS! YOSE&IZLAR Wholesale and Retail Gi\>33r*, m RUSSELL STREET. S Are now offering a very choice and well selected stock of j 5 FANCY AND HEAVY GROCERIES H ?@-SATISFACTION GUARANTEED 00 *^ Goods Delivered. C5 ? VOSE & TZLAK. S3I0KE AND DRY SALT BACON. aa JUST RECEIVED And now opening, at McNamara' s A full assortment of FALL and WINTER GOODS, of every descrip tion, at prices to suit the times. A full stock of choice Groceries now on hand. J. McNamara. Sept. 27, 1873 85 lp RICE AND GRIST MILL! MARKET SRREET. STRAUS 8u STREET. Having made VAST IMPROVEMENTS in their MILL, are now prepared to POUND RICE for tho Publio at largo at tho rate of 35 ots pur bushel. Always on hand CLEAN RICE and FRESH GROUND GRIST and MEAL We still pay tho HIGHEST MARKET PRICE CASH, for ROUGH RICE, CORN and PEAS. Satisfaction guaranteed. , SOUTH CAROLINA RAILROAD * Charleston, S. C. December 14, 1872. ON AND AFTER SUNDAY DECEMBER 14, tho Passenger Train on thcr Sonth Carolina Railroad will run as follows; Foil COMlflDIA. Leave Charleston.9.30 A. M. Arrive at Columbia.5.20 P. M. FOB AOOOSTA. Leave Charleston.9.80 A. M. Arrive at Augusta.6.20 P. M. FOll CHARLESTON. Leave Columbia.9.00 P. M. Arrive at Charleston.4.45 P. M Leave Augusta.9.00 A. M. Arrive at Charleston.4.46 A. M. COLUMBIA WIGHT EXPRESS?SDSDAT8 BXOBPT BD. Leave Charleston..7.30 P. M. Arrire at Columbia.C.30 A. M. Leave Columbia.7.30 P. M. Arrive at Charleston.4.45 A. If. AUOUHTA NIOHT EXPRESS?SUNDATfl EXCEPTIO Leave Charleston.8.30 P. M. Arrive at Augusta.7.35 A. M. Leave Augusta.?.15 P. M Arrive at Charleston.5.50 A. M. SUKIlERYiLLB IB AIM. Leave Summcrvillo at.7.25 A. M. Arrive at Charleston at.8.40 A. M. Leave Charleston at.3.36 P. M. Arrive at Summervillo at.4.60 P. M. CAMPEN BRANCH. Leavo Camden.7.20 A. M. Arrive at Columbia.11.56 A. M. Leave Colombia.2.10 P. M. Arrive at Camden.0.65 P. II. Day and Night Trains connect at Augusta, with Macou and Augusta Rail Roud, Central Rail Road and Georgia Rail Road. This is tho quickest and most direct route, and as comfortable and cheap as any other route to Louisville, Cincinnati, Chicago, St. Louis, and all other points West nnd Northwest. Columbia Night Train connects with Greenville and Columbia Railroad, and Day and Night Trains connect with Charlotte Road. Through Tickets on sale, via this route to all points North. Camden Train connects at Kingvillc daily (except Sundays) with Day rassenger Train, and runs through to Columbia. A. L. TYLER, Yicp-PreatdeJ>t. 8. B. Pickets, General Ticket Agent. $5 A Valuable Invention* AN ENTIRELY NEW Sewing Machine! p FOR DOMESTIC USE. OXLY. FIVE DOLLAR?. WITH TnK new Patent Button Hole Worker. the most simple and compact in construction, the Most durable and economi cal IN USE. l model of COMBINED STRENGTH AND BEAUTY. Complete in all its parti, uses the Straight Eye Pointed Needle, Self Threading, direct, upright Positive Motion, New Tension. Self Feed and Cloth Guidcr. Operates by Wheel and on a Table. Light Running, Smooth mnd noiseless Jike all good high priced machines. Has patent check to prevent the wheel being turned the wrong way. Use* the thrcud direct from the spool. Makes the Elastic I.eck Stitch (finest and strongect stitch known ;) tirm, durable, close and rapid. Will do all kinds of work, fine and eoarse, from Cambric te heavy ClotU or Leather, and uaes all descriptions of thread The best mechanical talent in America and Europe, has becu devoted to improving and simplifying our Machines, combining only that which is practicable, and dis pensing with all complicated surroundings generally found in other machines. Special terms and extra inducements to mal? and female agents, stove keepers, tic, rho will establish agencies through the country and keep our new machines on ex hibition and ?nie. County rights given to ?mart agents free. Ageut'n complete outfits furnished without any extra charge. Samples of sewing, descriptive circulars containing terms, testimonials, engravings, kc sent free. Address, RROOKS SEWING MACHINE CO., No. 1329 Broadway, New York. leb 8 ]y MONEY CANNOT BUY IT! For Sight is Friedest*!! RUT the DIAMOND SPECTACLES WILL preserve IT. If you valuo your Fyesight use these Per fect Lenses, Ground from Minute Crystal Pebbles, Melted together, and derive their name "Diamond" on account of their Hard ness and Brilliancy. They will last many years without change, and are warranted superior to all others in use. Manufactured by tho Spencer Optica Manufacturing Co., New York. CAUTION.?None Genuing unless stamp ed with our trade mark. For Sale by Responsible Agents through out the Union. E. J. OL1VEROS, jan 20?ly Orangeburg, S. C. -_? , . At. Private Sale. TnE PLANTATION forming a part of' tho Estate of the lato Col. Kcitt, and known as the DARBY PLACE. Tho tract consists of about tlOO acres, one half well Timbered, the remainder Rich, Bed, Loam Soil, adapted to Crops of all kinds. These are the Finest Lands in tho District, and wero valued at $20 per acre In 18H?. Would bo sold for ono-half tha* ttt\oo now. One fourth cash, the romuir or in three instal ments bearing interest from date and so cured by mortgage of tho same. This is a splendid ohanoo for aneryne de siring to secure Rich Lands, fine Water Pow er, excellent Cattlo Range and a Rofiued Neighborhood. Apply to Mrs. L. If. KEITT, Or J G KEITT, Esq. I jan ft ? . d>r to iio PER DAY! Agcnta ?P0 WANTED I All classen of working people, of either bcx, young or old, make I more money at work for us in their spare moments, or all the time, than at anything ehe. Particulars free. Address GJ STINSON & C?., 1 ?ept 22 *-U Porthnd, Main?. DRY GOOD AND HAVE GREAT PLEASURE !o submitting the folfoviag ILtt of GOODS to their patrons and the public, and while thanking ih&fll fig ptfi nnriMeaee m liberally bestowed, offer renowod assurance that every effort will be ftttde ttfafreS their wants with tho very bast of goods at lowest eash prices. DOMESTIC DRY GOOD8, BOOTS, SHOES, HATS, CAF? and CLOTHING, STAPLE GROCERIES, such es ? FLOUR, SUGAR, COFFEE, BACON, IIAM8, MACKEREL, LARD 4?, FANCY GROCERIES, SUCH AS NUTS, RAISINS, JELLIES, SAUCES, SPICES. PICKLES, jKUJr~ / TARD, Ac, CANNED FISH, FRUIT, ?od VEGE TABLES, in every variety, TINWARE, tal CROCKERY, A FULL LINE AL WAYS ON HAND. MOSELEY & CROOK. (OPPOSITE THE CITIZENS' SAVINGS BANK.) juno 28 june 28 \y DUKES' HOTEL. RUSSELL-STREET, ORANGEBURG, 8. C. The Subscriber lakes prent plcasuro in announcing to his FRIFNDS fend the COM. MUNITY that he bnB OPENED a FIRST-CLASS HOTEL, at the Large Residence recent ly occupied by Mr. Hanc 'Wimnnuiakcr. Comfortable Accommodations, a Iteaateene Table nnd Courtcus Attention are Guaranteed. J. W. BL REGULAR DAILY TRADE, ANOTHER TRAIN JUST IN AND FILLBD> WITH DESIRABLE GOODS! AND CUSTOMERS SHOPPING AT BULL, MILL k FIRE, Making Selection from their Eitrnordinary Large ?nd Taxied 6teek ?f GENERAL MERCHANDISE. Their assortment, with constant additions, ia UNSURPASSED Both as to STYLES and QUALITIES. Their facilities in drawing supplies from desirable Markota FOR THE CASH Enable them to make the best possible RATES, which is tinued from its ORGANIZATION? 1842, Giving nn experience of 30 years in Business. Economy nnd Enterprise, together with the Energy and gentlemanly d?perV - merit of all their Assistants, are always found at the OLD ESTABLISHES? HOUSE of may 25 BULL, SCOVILL & PIKE. 5 o If ass - WOULD INFORM THE POBLIC TITAT HE IS 8TILL OAItRYtHG ??'ftlV? CA1U riago Making in r.ll its various branches, and will Manufacture or Repair at t&e Shortest Notleo, all Carriages, Buggies or Wagons. And am also prepared with NEW PRESS AND G ?J TO GIN AND PACK COTTON SnORT NOTICE. Cotton GINNED AT MY MILL has brought from 1 to } than that Ginned on the cotnmou G'n*. H. K e<5t %|>1 2?ly