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Plain Fads for'tho People*
We commend the following extracts
from the able speech delivered by Gen
eral Butler at tho New Hampshire State
Fair to all who take an iutcrest iu the
practical questions of the day. Although
the distinguished orator addressed him- |
self to the agricultural interests of the
country, the lacts stated, and the con
clusions reached, are equally applicable
to ull sections aud to every branch of
industry. In reference to the Uuuncial
condition of the country, the General
said :
The tendency of our people, whether
iu their national, municipal, and social
organizations, or iu their personal ca
pacity, to go i?to debt, cannot have es
caped the attention of every discerning
mind. Indeed, drawing drafts ou the
future, payable by posterity, and bur- I
dcuing tho present generation to pay |
the interest, is the resort for carrying
?U all enterprises, and has assumed
such proportions, and is fraught with
such consequences, that the mind of the
statesman and the philosopher of politi
cal economies may v eil be turned to it
with the greatest attention, il not alarm,
because of its possible results upon our
luture prosperity. Our National Gov
ernment is owing $2,000,00 ',000, o n
which we are paying, :n interest, an
average of rising six per cent., reckon,
iug that interest in the currency with
which ull our products are measured
At least three fourths of that amount is
?lue to foreign bankers and capitalists.
If this were all, ami no other consequ
ences arose from it, there need be little
anxiety, and it would hardly be worth
the attention of the statesman or econo
mist iu calculating the luture of the
nation. Divided among forty million*
uf people, in a country of the expanse
und resources of ours, it would be easily
nmtiiigod. .Jiut every State iu this I'u
iou, with hardly an exception, ha-debts
amounting in the aggregate to quito j
?400,000,000. But our indebtedness
does no? stop there. Quite every country,
every city and town iu every St .to in
the Union owes debts, more or io>s, to
an ?mouut iu the aggregate to perhaps
one half as much as tho debts of the
States, including the advances uitdc for
municipal, railroads, and other like
enterprises.
Nor do we stop there. Our railroads
have borrowed, und are owing a bonded
debt uf 8000,000,000. Nor does the
furor of indebtedness yet stop. Alme t
every college und institution of learning,
from the modest academy up tu the
university, each and all owe sums of
which nn approximation can hardly be
made, and which no statistics show
Nay, we go still further. We draw up
on posterity to get the means of hearing
the Gospel. All know that a very large
majority of the thousands of churches
which the census shows have buildings
dotting our lands, have been built ou
credit given, iu fact, by the coming
generation.
General Butler then showed how the
proceeds of t^e war debt of the nation
aud of the bulk of the State debts were
destroyed in the war; that costly public
or educational buildings do lot add to
productive capacity, and that of the
$120,000,000, which wo must annually
pay abroad, only 150,000,000 are tho
product of our gold and silver mines ;
the rest must be paid from tho products
of tho soil, exported abroad. He con
tinued :
Now, as our statistics show that, as a
rule, for the last eight yetrs, not to go
back further than the conclusion ol'the
wnr, our imports of foreign merchandise
annually execoded our entiro exports,
including gold from our mines, which
all goes abroad, you will naturally ask
me, bow has the interest in the mean
time been paid, and bow tho balance
yearly found against us of tho d.fTorenoc
between the amounts of our imports and
exports ? 1 h< ve just stated to you that
wo owed substantially none of these na
tional und Stute debts contracted during
the war to the foreign bankers at its
closo, but wchavc been paying the bal
ances ot trade, which have been against
us year by your, by expanding our inter
est bearing bonds running for twenty
and forty years, and selling thorn some
limes as low as sixty cents on the dollar
to pay ihe interest on the bonds thorn
selves, then already sold, and balances,
until we have sent out of tho country
our notes or bonds to tho immense sum
beforo stated. Now, thero must aod
w ill come a time wheu this sale of bonds
abroad must ?top, because our national
income exceeds our expenditures, a i 1
wo shall nut incur any new debt, an 1
nothing will be left us with which to
pay the interest upou what WO owe to
foreigners, unless we export more- than
wo import to an nniount sufficient.
Iu the production of that which is
consumed tu support life ^of men und
animals, we have, as agriculturists, been
ski in uii'ng the very cream from our
Jaods, nnd ut uu very distant period
shall 11 e obliged to go back and go over
them again and remove those which we
have worn out. The time is within the
memory of many who sit before me when
the Gencsoe valley produced tho wheat
and flour which fed New bhigland ; yet
within live yljars wheat raised by labor
costing SI ;"U per day has been brought
from California, fil'.eju thousand miles
round the Horn, and ground tn the
mills of Rochester, in tho centre of the
v'tate of New York, to feed its people.
Now England and New York next
received their wheat from Virginia,
raised on lutids u iW overgrown with
d-trfc pine Foplings, worn out by waste
ful and exhaustive culture without
renovation. Tina, ^t. Louis flour was
the favorite brand in our mirkots. Now
our bread is grown j-till further west and
north., and Minnesota and Iowa arc the
wheat producing sections of the couutryj
and we look for cur corn, which we
once produced tit home, to the lands of
Indiana and Illinois prairies, where, I
admit, it is still produced iu such quanti
ties that, because of the exactions of
railroads in their tariffs of freight for
transportation or coal, corn is the cheap
est material for fuel, were it n<_t that he
who burns it ir. burnin>? the very heart
OUt of ^tl o F?ll lli.it cannot always b.-ar
the drain of its life-blond without
replenishing.
We have h -en boasting and acting as
if we cot.Id supply tho world with bread
etufls ; end so we bavo done tibnoet, and
can do, if the iron horse is permitted to
draw our wheat and corn to the sea
board without loo great charge, and not
cat up the crop before it reaches the
consumer. But wo mu9t rein unher
that for every bush.d of wli.it thit
crosses the ocean, nothing co nes back
which goes ou to the land again, even if
we do not pay our dibts, national or
individual, with it Silks, satins, and
broadcloths, whu't we receive in return,
may dress our sons and daughters in the
goodly array I Bee before me, but they
do nut dress the laud ami the effect has
been thai the wheat producing s et ions
of our c< untry recede westward, eating
up new lauds day by day, in turn I.
given up, until jumping the alkaline
plains, tho Rocky mountains, aud the
Sierras, we arc bringing the food lor the
population of Eastern "cities from tho
western slope of tho Pacific, raised iu
the rich fields' or California, by lab >r
drawn from the mines, the only other
source ef production from which to pay
our debts abroad ; and lifter these shall
be exhausted, neither the 'Star of
Empire" nor the production of food can
further "westward take i;s way." Let
me give yon an illustration of the man
tier in which wo have used up another
j natural product accessary to the health
I and comfort of man, whioh we dealt
with us if boundless, and indeed it
seemed to be, and inexhaustible, as
indeed it was not. How have we
destroyed our pine forests, extending in
a belt between the two oceans, aud of
tho width of ten degrees of latitude
above nnd below tho great lakes ! With
in two generations wo have so devastated
our foicsts, sending 'uuibcr all over the
world, besides using it recklessly aud
extravagantly fur ourselvo-i, that wo are
now depending upon the Dominion of
('atinda for thesame means of building
and furnishing our houses with the
same materiul that our fathers used in
building theirs, unless wo quintuple the
price, nnd in addition content ourselves
with using a much inferior quality.
In the same manner we have taken
all from our la,nds yenr by year, and
returned nothing. Crop lias succeeded
crop, until in many cases the farms are
abandoned for the purposes of t illagc,
bee.iii8o the production in a few years
does not more than pay tho increased
prico of labor nnd material ex pended.
Thus, you will see the double drain up
on the country ; first, that the produuu
is seut uboad and sold to pay the inter
est on a debt which has not aided und
does not aid production ; secoudly, if
anything clso is brought back it is
nothing that profitcth tho hind. We
are literally, therefore, iu this rogard,
burning the candle, at both ends, and it
becomes a problem of the deepest mo
inent to the Btatcsroan aud agriculturist
how far this cau go on und not sap the
nation's wealth. Nay, not only this, but
there is very little returned to the land
from that which we use ot home. .Sent
into cities and towns, and there con
Mimed, that which might be saved from
it is lost by our wastefulness and washed
by tho great sewers into the rivers and
harbors, choking them with filth, and
end; tigering the health Of tluir people,
by throwing that away which, if brought
again upon the land, would be rieh
productiveness and untold wealth. There
can bo no more instructive example of
our recklessness as agriculturists than
tho wastefulness oftho'very means we
have of enriching our lands. Wc boast
of our civilization and advancement in
knowleilge and the arts of agriculture,
aud we speak with scornful c mtempt ol
tho fomi-barbarous Chinese ; yet they
utilize every atom of matter which may
enrich the soil, and arc thus enabled to
produce more of the means of sustaining
life and feeding a people from a rod of
land than we obtain from an acre. Hut
this drain upon our re-ouroes by the
payment of our dent abroad, from which
wc get no return, is not the only evil of
our system ol iudebtment. The invest
mcnt of inouey at iutcre.st simply, and
nut using it iu manufacture, agriculture,
or otherwise in aid of the product ion or
prcpara ion of tho comforts and necess
aries of life, raisesjfrp and supports, of
necessity, a chiss ornon-produccrs w hich,
living upon incomes, the principal ol
which dors uot aid in production makes
them the very drones of society, eating
out a sub.->t.mc; which they do not iu
any decree bring into being. There in
not so expensive a class in a community
as those who merely live upon incomes
derived from twy in vest m> nts of money
for non-productive puipos-s "They
toil not. "ncitTier d > they spin ; hut the
lilies of the valley are not arrayed like
one ofibesc."
The entire address is very able .nil
intonating, and we should bo glad to
i t putdi h it were it n >t fur lack ol room.
Jiow to liny a Horse.
Rev. W. II. Murray, in his new book
on -'Ihe Morse," gives es the lollowing:
lie sure that the horse you purchase
has symmetry, viz : is weil proportioned
throughout. Never purchase a horse
because ho has a splendid development
of one part ol bis organization, if he be
lacking iu any other. Above all, kern
well in mind wh\t you are buying for.
und buy the horse best adapted to the
work you will require of him; and when
such nil auiinal is yours, be content
Nevir jockey. An occasional exchange
may be allowable; but this daily ''swap
ping" ol horses advortiscs a man's
incouipitoney lor anything higher.
Another caution in this: Never pur
chiuc a bcrse until you have seen him
move, and under the same ponditioua to
which he will be exposed in the service
you will expect of him. If lor a draft,
see bim draw, back, ami turn around iu
both directions; if for the road, see how
he bandies himself, not merely on level
ground, but goiug up sharp declivities ;
and, above all, in descending them. In
this way you will ascertain the faults or
excellencies of both his temper and
.-t ructuro.
In the.-e exercises drive b in your.iolf.
Tho reins in a skillful h ind, aided by
the whip or mouth, cm be made to
conceal gravo defects. Let him move
with a loose rein, BO that he may tako
bis natural guit, unln*t his artificial ;
for, by so doing, you will detect .my
mistakes of judgment you have mad a
when looking bin? over iu a stato of
activity. 'Many a time un?oundn '>s w ill
appear in motion, which no inspection
ofthe'eye and linger, however close, can
ascertain? When you have walked him
am', jogged him, if he is to serve any
other than mere draft purposes, put him
to bis speed, und keep him at it fur a
sufficient distauce to test his breathing
capacity ; then pull llitn up: jump from
tho wagon and look at his flanks ; in
spcrt bis nostrels, and put your oar eloso
to the side of his ehest, in order tu ascer.
tain if the action of the heart is normal.
If this exercise has caused hiui to per
spire freely, all tho better ; lor you can
sec, when you take him back to the stable
whether ho "dress off" quickly, as all
horses do in perfect health.
The rarest thing in tho world- What
is called common scmct *
Why Clover I in proves Tho Soil.
Professor Tocklcr thus explains tho
action of elover increasing the fertility
of the soil;
"All who are perfectly acquainted
with the subject must have seen that
the best crops of wheat are produced by
being preceded by crops of elover for
seed. I have come tu the couclusion
lb at the very bejt preparation, the heat
manure, is a good crop of elover. Avast
amount of mineral manure i'^ brought
within reach of the corn crop which
otherwise, wmld rcua'n in a loeked-up
condition in all the soil. The clover
plants take nitrogen from the atmospher,
and manufacture it into their own sub
stance, which on decomposition of the
clover r.ots and leaves, produces abun
dance of ammonia. 1 u reality, the grow -
ing ol clover is equivalent, to a great ex
tent, to manuring with Poruv iin gtt t
00.
'fake foi instance red clover, the h s*.
of nil green manures. The great En
glish chemist, Professor v> ay, of the
Royal Agricultural College at Oirences
ter, made a perfect analysis of dry red
clover ami found every ono hundred
part? to contain as follows :
Silica. 0.50
Lime.25.02
Magnesia. 4.08
Oxide of iron. 0.29
Pomsh.39.45
Soda.?.GO.00
Chloride of Potassium. 2.31)
Chloride ol Sodium.2.53
Carbonic Aiid.2:>.-f7
Phosphoric Acid. G.71
Sulphuric Acid. 1.35
The Invention of tho Cotton Gin.
As it.in pretty well known. Eli Whit
ney in the year invented the cotton saw
gin, .I' d thus laid the foundation fur
tho edifice of this country's greatness n?
:i cotton producing urea. Whitney was
a native of Massachusetts and moved to
Georgia. With scarcely any appliances
usually con.-iueicd requisite, he set
about his work, which he wrought to a
successful issue, though various and vact
improvements havo b.ion since made
upon Whitney's ntcchauisiu. Whit
ney died iu IS25, and is buried in the
cemetery, New Haven, Conn.
While in Georgia, Whitney boarded
with a lady named Green, who owned
a large plantation near the city of Sa
vannah. On rne occasion a number of
planters were invited to dine at Mrs.
Green's house, and iu the course of the
day a Jiscutsion arose upon cotton and
its management. One gentleman of large
experience, observed that if some means
were devivsd whereby the seed could be
? separated from the Hat, c lttou planting
.\'ouId become a great business. Mrs.
Green, aware probably of the proclivities
or her lodger, invited him to tuko part
in tho Conversation. Ou the requirement
being mentioned to him, he stated that
he could invent a machine to do the
work. How be kept his word is w>li
known, for soon afterwards npj eared the
saw cotton giu. In spite, however, of
the great boon, which he conferred upon
the country, Whitney died a poor man,
like very many of tho world's greatest
benefactors.
?iigiiii; to Cons.
Cows arc sociable, and andersten d
more than we suppose The way I came
iu possession of thif. choice bit of lenowij
edge, Tim and 1 used to sing to our
cows. They knew vory quick when we
changed from one tuno to another. We
have tried them repeatedly. When we
Bung sober church hymns, they'd lop
their cars down, look serious and chaw
their cud very slowly, reminding mo?
no irrovercoce meditated?of nice old
ladies in church, listening to the words
of the preacher, yet all tho time irnn
ehiug cloves. Theo we'd change to
some quick air, "Yankee Doodlu" or
the like, and they would shako their
beads, open their eyes, blink at us as
much as to say, "Slop, don't you knowj
we arc the deacou's cows?' Rut whon
we would stop entirely, every cow would
turn her head, us if asking us to go on
with our singing. If it was pleasant,
we generally sang together through the
entire milking. I love thj dear ani
mals that add so much to our comfort.
Roys, will you not bo kind to tho cow??
Canada Fanner.
Cultivation of Wheat.
Touching the subject of tho cultiva
tion of this cereal, M. L. Dunlap, of 111.
writes:
The culture of Spring wheat has been
a, series of experiments, and has succeed
ed after a long struggle. Iu the early
settlement of the country, when the
atmosphere was saturated with moisture
from the low lauds that had not been ex
posed to the drying winds the heat and
moisture combined to give the straw a
too Iuxuriart growth, and, if sultry
weather occured at the time of the fill
ing uf the berry, the crop was certain
to be .struck with rust. Ou the othsr
band, if at the period uf its gro wththo
weather was cool, it was fullowcd with a
large yield?ultcn thirty or furty bush
els tu the acre. Hut the culture of the
praries, by plowing and pasturage,
brought a change in the hygrotnetric
condition of the climate, and the result
is a less luxuriant growth of straw a do
creased danger from rust, and a less
abundant yield in the favorable seasons,
so that now the seasons produce a more
uniform yield of the grain. Thenagtin,
wc have learned that although the wheat
crop may not take from the soil more
potash and sand to coat an acre of corn
yet that amount is required at a much
earlier period of the season; hence, a
different treattneut. of the soil is requir
ed, in order that this supply shall be iu
readiness.
Important County Sunday Schaol
Work.
With a view to assist in organizing
and establishing schools, as well as help
ing and encouraging these already exis
ting, a gentleman has been laboring for
two months past in Westchester county,
with good success, Not in the interest
ot any ono denomination of Christians,
but his aim has been simply to aid in
the organization of new schools leavin1
the church connection to bo decided, by
the parties themselves. This mission
ary, the Rev. Wm. II. (Jain, reports
that for the past two months he has
walked and rid lea nearly eight, hundred
miles, and visited about fourbunJred
families, whilst pru-ecuting his wotk.
lie hns established and put in working
-'.ape quite a number of. schools, in lo
calitits wlwrj nono had before existed:
und resuscitated many that had been sus
pended for a year or more. A large
part of tho county is still to bo gone
over, and it is tn be hoped the work will
go on and be completed, as vigorously
as it lias beeu begun. Mr. George H.
Petrie, of Spuyten Dnyvil, who is cor
responding socetary Irom this county,
for the New York State Sunday Teich
el 's Association, has the wurk uudor his
personal supervision.
A Strango Sight at Sr\a.
In the year 17S2, the captain of a
Greenland whaling vessel, found him
self at. night surrounded be icebergs,
and 'day to" until raorniug, expecting
every moment to be ground to pieces,
in the morning he looked about aud saw
a ship mar by. Ho bailed it, but re
ceived uo answer. Gotting into a boat
with some of his oro*v, he pushed out
for the mysterious oraft. Coming along
side the vessel, be saw through the port
bole a man at a table as though keep
ing a log book, frozeu to death. The
last date in the log book was 17G2,
showing that tho vessel had beeu drif
ting for thirteen years among the ice.
Tho railors were fuuud, somo frozen
among the hammocks and others in the
cabin. Fur thirteen years this ship h id
been carrying its burden of corpses?a
drifting sepulchre maimed by a frozen
crew.
An Alleokd Discovert ofImtor
tanck.?The scwieg mncl inc in^orests
nro greatly exercised over an alleged
discovery among tho Knglish patents
If is said that a patent has boen found,
tinted July 17, 1790, granted by tho
British Government to Thomas Paint,
pi umbered 1,764, for a sewing maohino,
having all the essential features of the
Araorican invention?a horizontal table
support, a perpendicular oscillating
needle bar, an eyo pointed straight
noodle, a perfect horizontal autmiitie
feed, an upper tonsion for spacing the
stitches, a "take-up" to tighten theru,
and a spool on the top of the arm. This
can be easily verified, as there are
copies of tbo English patents at oar
public libraries. It is supposed to
invalidate all the earlj Ameriean pa
tents by priority of invention. Jt cor*
rcctly staled, ft passes belief that such a
record should have so long remained
undiscovered.
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A Green Mountain Boy.
u%'\ hat do you charge for board V
asked a tall Green Mountain boy, as he
walked up to the bar of a second rats)
hotel in New York: "what do yon ask
for a week for board sod lodgingsT
"Five dollars." "Fire dollars! that's
too much; but I s'pose you'll allow foe
ibo time I am absent from the dinner
and supper ?" "Certainly; thirty-seven
and a half cents each.
Hare the conversation ended, and tho
Yankee took up his quarters for two
weeks. During this time he lodged and
breaklasted at the hotel, but did not
take ciiher dinner or supper, saying his
business detained him in another portion
of the town. At the expiration of the
two weeks, he again walked up to the
bar, and said, 'S'pose we settle that ac
count: I'm going in a few minutes./
The landlord handed him his aooonnt:
" ywo weeks board at five dollars?-tten
dollars." ? I ..i
"Here, stranger," said tho Yankee,
"this it wrong; you've not deducted tho
times I was abscDt from dinner and sap*
per?14 days, 2 meals per day, 28 e-'jsJa
vt 37 1 2 cents each?10 dollars
50 cents. If you've not got the 50
that's due, I'll take' a drink fiS&
the balance in cigars!"
A Procession of Turtles and
Frogs.?For some days past the westfc
er had been dry, and the ponds on tbw
prairie failed iu water. The turtles and
frogs that had been living in the vicinity
of one of theso stood it for a day or two,
but it finally bacamo too dry For fr?^s,
and thoy decided to migrate. The near*
est pond that contained water was three
miles distant; and to this the turtles and
frogs started in solitary proctsaion, the
tunics i:i advance, ssgtcimily dilating
tho way, and the frogs bringing up the
rear, with their deep bass and shrill
tenor cries: "Go it!' ".Go it V? ?*Wa
tor!" "Wator"' Tbo procession stretch,
cd out over the prarie a quarter of a
mile long, and steadily marched to the
goal, when nuch a roliokiag scene as en
sued cau be better imagined than describ
ed.
The Chester Reporter furnishes tho
following : "During the argument of
one of the learned counsel of this bar OS
last Friday aftcnoon, the presiding
judge discovered that Reuben Stroad, a
colored member of the jury, was taking:
a little of "nature's sweet restorer, balmy
sleep." He adored a bailiff to awaken
him, and procoeded to impose upon hint
a fine of one dollar. His Honor stated
to him that the fine was made snvCl
becauso his nap was taken during tho
argument, saying that he would have,
fined him at least twenty-five dollars if
he had gono to sleep while tho testimony
was beiog taken.
As cool a person, under the circuav
stances, as was ever heard of, was a
young nobleman, who, in a frightful
railroad accident, missed his valet. One
of the guard came up to him and said:
"My Lord, we have fouud your servant,
but ho is cut in two " "Aw, is he ?'*
said tho young man, with a Dundreary
drawl, but still with anxiety depictedea
his countenance, "will you be gwood,
enough to see in whioh half ha has got
the key of my carpet-bag 7"
Tho New Orleans Times geta off the.
following bustling poetry :
Mary bad a little lamb,
With whiohshe used to tussle,
She snatohed the wool all off its back,
And fluffed it in her bustle.
The lamb soon saw he had been fleeced,
And in a passion flew;
But Mary got upon her ear
And stuffed the lamb in too.
A Methodist clergyman gives, at a
part of his experience, that sinuses after
sinless perfection ears easily managed bat
that those of his flock who attain it *a
b icomo thenceforward eiceediogly crook
ed aud contrary sticks.
The new postal cards' does not seem to
bo well understood in Augusta. \
young man received one yesterday, and
after tearing at It for some time, said to
a friend standing by? "See here, Jaok^
1 can't get the darned thing open,"