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paints,
and oils,
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DYfc-WOODS and dye-stuffs generally.
A full line of tooacco and seoa rs.
Farmers and Physicians Trom the Country
Will And our Stock of Medicines Complete,
Warranted Cennine nnd of tho Heat yuality.
Lot of FRESH oak den seeds.
ian 11 c t
riain Fuels for'the People.
Wo commend tho following extracts
from the able speech delivered by ticn
cral Butler at the Now Hampshire State
Fair to all who take an interest in the
practical questions of the day. Although
the distinguished orator addressed him
self to the agricultural interests of tho
country, the hicts stated, and the con
clusions reached, arc equally applicable
to ull sections aud tu every branch of
industry. In reference to (be liuuuciul
conditiou of the country, tho General
said :
Tbc tendency of our people, whether
iu their national, municipal, and social
organizations, or iu their personal ca
pacity, to go i. to debt, cannot have es
caped the utteuliou of every discerning
miud. Indeed, drawing drafts ou the
future, payable by posterity, and bur
dening the present generation to pay
the interest, is the resort for carrying
on all enterprises, and bus assumed
Mich proportions, nnd i* fraught with
such consequences, that the mi ud of the
statesman and the philosopher of politi
cal economies may well be. turned to it
with tho greatest attention, it not alarm,
because of its possible results upon our
luturo prosperity. Our National Gov
ernment is owing 82,000,001,000, ou
which WO arc paying. :i* interest, an
average of rising six per cent., reckon
ing that interest iu the currency with
which nil our products are measured
At least three fourths of that amount i.
due to foreign bankers and capitalists.
It' this were nil, and no other COlisc in
dices arose from it, there need be little
anxiety, and it would hardly be w trth
the attention of the statesman or econo
mist iu calculating the I nure of the
nation. Divided among forty million.*
of people, in b country of the expanse
and resources of ours, it would be easily
iiituiii^cd. But every State iu this I ii
ion, with hardly nil exception, has debts
mi.minting in the uggrcgulc to quite
$400,000,000. Hut our indebtedness
docs not stop there. Quitecvcry country,
every city and town in every 3l ito in
the Union owes debts, uio.n or ics, to
nn amount in the nggrey ito to perhaps
one half as much us tho debts of tho
Mates, including the advances, nude for
municipal, railroads, and other like
enterprises.
Nor do we stop there Our railroads
have borrowed, und arc owing a bonded
debt of 8000,000,000. Nor docs the
furor of indebtedness yet, stop. A lino t
every college nnd institution of learning, |
from the modest academy up to the
university, each and all owe sums ul
which an approximation can hardly be
made, und which no statistics show
Nny, we go still further. W'e draw up
on posterity to get tho means of bearing
the Gospel. All know that a very largo
majority of the thousinds of churches
which the census shows have buildings
dotting our lands, have been built on
credit given, in fact, by the coming
generation.
General Butler then showed bow tue
proceeds of ?^e war debt of tho nation
and of the bulk of the State debts were
destroyed in the war; that costly public
or educational buildings do lot add to
productive capacity, and that of the
8120,000,000, which wo must annually
pay abroad, only $50,000,000 arc the
product of our gold and silver mines ;
the rest must be paid from tho products
of tho soil, exported abroad. Ho con
tinued :
Now, as our statistics show that, ns a
rule., for the last eight yeirs, not to go
buck further than the conclusion of the
war, nur imports of loreign merchandise
annually exceeded our entire exports,
including gold from our mines, which
all goes abroad, you will naturally nsk
me, how bus the interest in the mean
time boon paid, and bow the balance
yenily found against us of the difference
between the umounts of our imports and
exports? 1 luve just stated to you that
wu owed substantially none of these na
tional and Slide debts contracted during
the war to the foreign bankers at its
close, but we have been paying the bal
ances ol trade, which have been Against
us year by year, by expanding our inter
est-bearing bonds running for twenty
and forty yours, and Selling them some
times ns low ns sixty cents on the dollar
to pay the interest on the bonds thorn
Eolvc8, then already sold, nnd balances,
until we have sent out of the oouutry
our notes or bonds to tho immense sum
beforo stated. Now, thero must nnd
will come a time when this sale of bonds
abroad must ?top, because our na'.iouul
income cxcoeda our expenditures,- aud
we shall nut incur auy now debt, and
nothing will bo left us with which to
pay the interest Upon what WO owe to
foreigners, unless WC export more than
we import to nn amount sufficient.
In the production ol* that which is
consumed to support life ,of men and
animals, wo have, as agriculturists, bcon
skimming the very cream from our
Jnnds, and at no very distant period
shall 11 o obliged to go back ami g<> over
them ogaiu and romovo those which we
have worn out. The time is within the
memory of many who.-it bo Coro mo whun
the ii incsco valley produced the wheat
and Hour which led New ICngland ; yet
within five ytnm wheat raised by labor
costing SI 50 per day has been brought
from Califotuiu, lil'.cu thousand miles
round the Horn, and ground wi the
mills of Itochcstcr, in tho centre of the
State of Now York, to food its people.
New England and New York noxt
received their wheat from Virginia
raised on lands Mow ovorgrown with
dark j? ino Fuplings, worn out by waste
ful and exhaustive culture without
renovation. Then St. Louis Hour was
tho favorite bland in mir markets. Now
our bread is grown still further west and
north., and Miunomln and Iowa are. the
wheat producing sections of the couutryj
ami wo hi.?k for our com, which wo
once produced at home, t.-, the lands .if
Indiana aud Illinois prairies, where, I
admit, it i> still produced ill such quanti
ties that, because of the exactions ol"
railroads in their taiiffs of freight for
transportation of coal, nu n is th<> cheap
est material for fuel, won: it not thai he
who burns it is burning the very heart
nut of "tl o Foil that cut not always bear
the drain of its life-bl.I "vithout
replenishing.
We have b en boasting and noting as
if we could suppl y the world with bn id
stalls ? uiul 80 Wc liavodrtitS almost, anil
can do, if the iron horse is permitted to
draw our wheat and corn to the sea
board without too ?roat charge, and n >t
cat up the crop be lore it reaches, th ?
consumer. lint wo iitusl reniuiihcr
that for every buh 1 uf wluat tint
crosses the ocean, nothing cu.ues hack
which goes on to the land again, even if
wo do not pay our dvbts, nutiouul or
individual, with it Silks, satins, and
broadcloths, which wo receive in return,
may dross our sons and daughters in the
goodly array I .-co before me, but they
do not dross tho land and the oiled h.i
been that the wheat producing sections
of our o< uiitry recede westward, eating
up new lauds day by day, in tum tu be
given u;>. until jumping the alkaline
plains, tho Kooky mountains, and the
Sierras, wc arc bringing the food for the
population uf Kastern "cities from the
western slope of tho Pacific, raised iu
the rich fields of California, by lub ir
drawn from the mines, tho only other
source ?f production Irom which to pay
our debts abroad ; and after these shall
be exhausted, neither tho 'Star of
Empire" imr tho nrodaction of f..od can
further "westward take its way." Let
me five you an illustration of tho man
nor in which wo have used up another
natural product necessary to tho health
and comfort uf man, which wo dealt
with us if boundless, and indeed it
seemed to bo, :in.l inexhaustible, as
indeed it was not. liow have wo
destroyed our pine forests, extending in
a belt between the two oceans, and of
the width of tci degrees of latitude
above and below tho great l ikes ! With
in two generations wc have so devastated
uur foicsts, sending lumber all over the
world, besides using it rocklesily and
extravagantly lor oursclros, that wc are
now depending upon tlio Dominion of
Canada for the eatce menus of building
and furnishing our houses with the
same material that our fathers u-t 1 in
building theirs, unless WO quintuple the
price, nnil in uddition content uur.selves
with usiug a much inferior quality.
In the satno manner wo hnvo taken
all from our l^nds year by year, and
returned nothing. Crop has succeeded
Crop, until in many Cases tho fauns arc
abandoned fur tho purposes of tillage,
because the production in a few yoars
does not moro than pay tho increased
price of labor and material cx ponded.
Thus, you will see the double drain up
on tho cutintry ; first, that the produuo
is sent aboad und sold to pay the inter
est on a debt which has not aided and
docs not aid production; aecondly, if
anything clso is brought back it is
nothing that profitcth the hind. We
arc literally, therefore, iu this rogard,
burning thocundlo at both ends, ami it
becomes a problem of the deepest mo
merit, to the statesman aud agriculturist
ho. far this can go on ui.J not s ip the
mition'l wealth. Nay, not only this, hut
there is very lit tic roturned to the land
j from that which we use at home. Sent
into cities and town?, and there con
sunicd, thai which might he caved from
it is lost by our wastefulness and washe d
by tho great sewers into the livers and
harbors, choking them with filth, aud
endrngoring the health of lluir people,
by throwing that away which, if brought
again upon the laud, would bo rich
productiveness and untold wealth. There
can be no more instructive example of
our rccklessnoss as Agriculturists than
tho wastufulnoss of tho very menus we
have of curichiug our lands! We boast
of our civilization and advancement in
knowledge and the arts of agriculture,
and we speak with scornful c uitompt ol
the Fomi-barbnrous Chiuc.se; yet they
Utilize every atom of matter which may
enrich the soil, and are thus enabled to
produce more of the means nf sustaining
lite ami feeding a people from a rod cd'
hind than we obtain from an aero. Hut i
tlii; drain up ui our resources by the
payment of our debt abroad, from which
we get no return, is not the only evil of
our system ol iudobtment. 'I he invest
tm tit of money at interest simply, nnd
not using it iu manufacture, agriculture,
or otherwise in aid of the production or
prepara ion of the comforts and necess
aries of life, raisesjip und supports, or
necessity, a class of non-producers which,
living upon incomes, the principal ol
which dors not aid in production makes
! them the vory drones of society, eating
' out a sub.->t..noj which they do no: iu
\ any degree bring into being. There i:
not so expensive a class in a community
as those who merely live upon incomes
derived from the investm .s of money
fur nun-productive purposes ''They
toil not. mittle: >i i they Spin ; but the
lilies o;' the valley uro out arrayed like
one of these."
'j ho entire address 1?= very able m I
iiitor'stiug, and we should bo glad to
n jni. It h .I #ci j :t u it : rlt km room.
How to Buy a Uor.se.
Ilev. W. II. Murray, iu bis new book 1
on "The Horse," gives ns the lull owing:
lb: sure that the horse you jiiirchusc
has symmetry, viz : is well proportioned
: throughout. Never purchase a horse
because he has a splendi 1 dcvchipuu tit
of one part ol bis urganiKation, if he be
lacking in any other. Above all, kc?p
well in mind wha^: you ute buying for,
. and buy the hor.-e best adapted to tho
! work V' ti will require of him; and when
such au animal is yours, be content
Never jockoy. An occnsiouul exchange
111:13 bo allowable; but this daily s vip
ping" ol horses udvortiscs a man's
iucompitcucy lor anything higher.
Auother caution in this: Never pur
chase a horse Until you have > en him
move, ami under the same conditions to
which be will be exposed in the scrvieo
you will expect of bun. If fur a draft,
see him draw, back, and turn around in
both directions j if for the road, see how
ho handles himself, not merely on level
ground, but going u| sharp declivities ;
ami, above all, '11 descending them. In
this way you will ascertain tho faults or
excellencies of both his temper an 1
st ructure.
Iu these exercises hire h in your .elf
The reins iu a skillful hand, aided by
the whip or liiotlth, cm be made to
conceal gravo defects. Let him move
with a loose rein, so that ho may tako
his natural gut, an 1 11 it his nrtifici.il ;
j fur, by so doiug, you will detect any
j mistakes of judgment you have mad ?
when looking him over in :i state of
activity. JMany a time unGoundn will
oppear in motion, which no inspection j
of I lie'eye and linger, however close, can
ascertain. When you have walked him
and jogged him, if he is to serve any
other (ban mere drult purposes, put him
tu his sjie. d, and keep hi 111 at it for a
sufficient distance to tost his breathing
capacity ; then pull him up; jump from
tho wagon nnd look at his flanks ; in
spcrt his nostrels, and put your oar eloso
lo thes.de ol hiscllCSt, iu order to asecr.
tain if the action of the heart is normal
If this exercise has caused him toper
sjiire freely, all tho better; for you can
BOO, when yuu take him back to the stable
whether bo "dress ?>fl " quickly, as all
horses do in perfect health.
The rarest thing in the World- What
i- called cuinmou sca>c?
Why ( lover Improves The Soil.
Professor Tocklcr Ilms explains tho
action of clover increasing the fertility
of the soil;
"All who arc perfectly acquainted
with the subject must have seen that
the best crops of wheat ire produced by
being preceded by crops of clover for
seed. I have come to the conclusion
that the very bejt preparation, the best
manure, is a good crop of clover. A vast
amount of mineral manure v- brought
within rcnoh of the corn crop which
otherwise, would reu a n in a lockcd-up
condition in all the soil. 'I he clover
plants take nitrogen from the atinospher,
and manufacture it into their own sub
stance, which on decomposition of the
clover r o(8 and leaves, produces abun
dance of ammonia. In reality, the grow
ing oi clover is equivalent, to a great ex
tent, to manuring with ['eruv.tin gua
no.
Take foi instance red clover, the b si
of all green manure*. Tho groat En
glish chemist, Professor O ay, of the
(loyal Agricultural College at Circoces
tcr, made n perfect analysis of dry rrd
clover and found 0v< ry one hundred
parti.- to coutuiii as foll)Wi :
Silica. 0..*)0
Lime.25.G2
Magnesia. 4.08
< Ixidc of iron. 0.29
I'ot.sh.39.45
Soda.60.00
Chloride of Potassium. 2.39
Chloride ol Sodium.2.53
Carbonic A sitl.23.47
Phosphoric Acid. G.71
Sulphuric Ac id. 1.35
99.45
Tin; Invention of Ihe Cotton Gin.
As it is pretty well known, Kli Whit
ney in the year invented the cotton saw
gin, acd thus laid the foundation for
the cdifi.f litis country's greatness a? j
.a cotton producing ttrca. Whitney was
a native ol Massachusetts and moved to
Georgia. \v ith scarcely any appliances
usually considered rcquisito, ho set
about his work, which he brought to a
so icsslul issue, though various and v i-1
improvements have been since made
upon Whitney's mechanism. Whit- j
ney died iu 1S25, and is buried in the
cemetery, New Haven. Conti.
While in Georgia, Whitney boarded
with u lady named Green, who owned
a largo plantation near the city uf Sa
vannah On < nc occasion a number ol
planters were invited to dine at Mrs.
G icon's house, nud iu thu course of the
day a discussion arose upon cotton and
ita management. One gentleman of large
experience, observed that if some means
wcra devised whereby the seed could ho
separated from the lint, cotton planting
iVOtild become a great business. Mrs.
Green, aware probably of the proclivities
ui her lodger, invited him to mke part
in the conversation. Ou the requirement
being mentioned to him, he stated that
he could iuvcui machine to do the
work. How he kept his word is Well
known, fur soon afterwards np| cared the
>aw cotton gin. In spite, however, of
the great boon, which he conferred upon
the country, Whiinby died a poor man,
like very many of the world s j^roatest
benefactors.
Siiging; to Cows.
Cows arc sociable, and undorstnn d
more than we suppose The way I came
in possession of thif choice bit of kn >wij
edge, Tim and 1 used to sin^ to our
COWS. They knew very quick when we
changed from one tttno to another. We
have tried them rc|catodly. When wo
s.mg sober church hymns, they'd lop
their e.irs down, look serious and chaw
their cud very slowly, reminding iuj?
no irrovcrenco mcditatod?of tr.tc old
ladies in church, lislouiog to the words
of the preacher, yet ill tho time tfua
chiug cloves. Then we'd change to
some quick air, "Yankee Doodle" ur
the like, and they would shako their
lu ads, open their eyes, blink at us as
much as to Bay, ? Stop, don't you know,
wc are th deacon's cows'/" Hut when
we would stop entirely, every cow would
turn her head, as if asking us to go on
with our singing. If it was pleasant,
wc generally saug together through the
entire milking. 1 love tha dear ani
mals that add so much to our comfort.
I!o\ s, will you not be kind to the cow? ?
Canada Farmer.
Ciillivatiou of Wheat.
Touching tho subjoct of tho cultiva
tion of this cereal, M. L. Dunlap, uf 111.
writes:
Tbc culture of Spring wheat has been
:i series of cxpcriiuouts, and has succeed
ed after :i lung struggle. In the early
settlement of the country, when the
atmosphere was saturated with moisture
from the low lands that b'td not been ex
posed to the drying winds the hc:it and
moisture combined to give the straw a
too luxuriuct growth, and, if sultry
weather occured at the lime of the fill
ing of* the berry, the crop was certain
to be struck with rust. On the other
hand, if at the period of its gro Wththo
weather was cool, it was followed with a
large yield?often thirty or forty bu*h
els to the acre. But the culture of the
prarics, by plowing and pasturage,
brought a change in the hygromclric
condition of the climate, und the result
is a less luxuriant growth of straw a dc
creased danger from rust, and a less
abundant yield in the favorable seasons,
so that now the seasons proluce a more
uniform y ield of the grain. Thon agtin,
wc have learned that although tho wheat
crop may not take from the soil more
potash and sand to eont an acre of corn
yet that amount is required at a much
earlier period of the season; hcneei a
different treatment of the soil is requir
cd, in order that this supply shall be iu
readiness.
Important County Sunday ScIud!
Work.
With a view to assist in organizing
and establishing schools, as well as help
ing and encouraging those already exis
ting, a gentleman has been laboring for
two months past in Westchester county,
with good success, Nut in the interest
ot any ono denomination of Christians,
but his aim has been simply to aid in
the organization of new schnobt lenvim
the church connection tu bo desidod by j
the parties themselves. This mi-isi.i.i
ary, the Itev. Wut, II. Cain, reports
that for the past two months he has
walk- d and rid len nearly eight hundred
miles, and visited about four hundred
families, whilst pro-ccuting his wotk.
lie has established and put in working
shape quite a number of. schools, iu lo
calities wh?.r. uono had benrc existed:
and resuscitated many that h id been sus
pended for a year or more. A large
part of tlto county is still to be gone
over, and it is to be hoped the work will
go on and be completed, as vigorously
as t has beeu begun. Mr. '.icorge H.
Petrie, of Spuyteu Duyvil, who is cor
responding flucetary Irotn this county,
tor tin' New York State Sunday Te tell
er's Association, has the work under his
personal supervision.
A Ntrango Sight at Sea.
In the year 17S2, the captain of a
Greenland whaling vessel, found him
self at night surrounded be icebergs,
and -lay to" until morning, expecting
every momcut to be ground to pic
In the morning he looked about an 1 saw
a ship near by. He bailed it, but ro
ceived no answer. Gotliug into a boat
with some of his orew, he pushed out
for the mysterious craft. Coming along
side tho vessel, he saw through the port
hole a man :.t n table as though keep
ing a log b ?ok, frozen to death. Tho
last date in tho log book wis 17G2,
showing that the vessel had been drif
ting for thirteen years among the ice.
The sailors were found, some frozen
among the hammocks and others in the
cabin. For thirteen years this ship h id
been carrying its burdon of corpses?a
drifting sepulchre manned by a frozen
crew.
An AiiLKOKu Discovert of Impor
tanck.?The scwiug mnol ino in orcsts
nro greatly exercised over an alleged
discovery among tho English patents
It is said that a patent bus boen found,
dated July 17, 17110, granted by the
British Government tu 1 homas Paint,
Dpuuibored 1,764, for a sewing mjohine^
having all the essential features of the
American invention?a horizontal table
support, a perpendicular oscillating
needle bur, un eyo puiuted straight
needle, a perfoct horizontal autuuttie
feed, au upper tousion for spacing the
stitches, a ??take-up" to tighten them,
and a spool on the top ot the arm. This
cau be easily verified, as thero are
copies of tho English patents at oar
public libraries. It is supposed to
ii.validate all the carlj American pa
tents by priority of invention. If eor*
rcctly stated, It pisses belief that fach a
record should have so long remained.
undiscovered.
A Ui'Qcn 31 out)tain Boy.
"'A hat do you charge for board V
asked a tall (ireen Mountuiu boy, RS he
walked up to the bar of a second rat?
hotel in New York: ' what do you ask
for a week for board sod lodgings?'
"Five dollars." "Five dollars! that's
too much: but I s'pose you'll allow for
tho time i am absent from the dinner
and supper V* "Certainly; thirty-soven
and a half cents each.
11 arc the conversation coded, and tho
Yankee tiok up his quarters for two
weeks. IM.ring this timo he lodged and
break lasted at the hotel, but did not
take either dinner or sapper, saying his
business detained him in another portion
of the town. At the expiration of the
two weeks, he again walked np to the
bar, and said, 'S'pose we settle that ac
count; I'm going in a few minute*,,'
Tin: landlord handed him his account:
<? |*wo weeks board at five dollars "'tea
dollars."
'Tiere, stranger," said tho Yankee,
"this it wrong; you've not deducted,tho
times I was absent from dinner and sup
per?14 days, 2 meals per day, 28 meals
st 37 1 2 cents each?10 dollars and
50 cents. If you've not got the 50 cants
that's due, I'll take' a drink and
the balance in cigars!"
A Procession of Turtles an?
Frogs.? For some days post the weath
er bad been dry, and the ponds Ott tb?
prairie failed iu water. Tho turtles and
frogs that had been living in the viciaity
of one of theso stood it for a day or two,
but it tin illy bacamo too dry for frog*,
and they decided to migrate. The near
est pond that contained water was three
miles distant; and to this the turtles and
frogs started in s ditary proctssion, tho
turtles iu advance, sag tci >u<ly dilating
the way. nnd the frogs bringing up the
rear, with their deep bass and shrill
tenor cries: "Go it 1 ' ".Go it 1" "We
tcr!" "Water"' Tho procession stretch,
cd out over the prarie a quarter of a
mile long, and steadily marched to the
goal, when such a rolioking scene as en
sued can be bettor imagined than describ
ed.
The Chester Reporter furnishes the
following: "During the argument of
one of the !?" rued counsel of this bar on
last Friday afterno>n, the presiding
judge discovered that Reuben Stroad, a
colored member of the jury, was taking
a little of "nature's sweet restorer, balmy
sleep." He ordered a bailiff to awaken
him, and proceeded to impose upon him
a fine of one dollar. His Ilooor stated
to him that tho fine was made small
because his nap was taken during the
argument, saying that he would have
fined him at least twenty-fire dollars, if
he. had gono to sleep while the testimony
was belm_' taken.
As cool a person, under the ciret
stances, as was ever heard of, was a
young nobleman, who, in a frightful
railroad accident, missed his valet. One
of the guard came up to him and said;
"My Lord, wo have found your servant*
but ho is cut in two " "Aw, is he?**
.--iid tho young man, with a Dundreary
drawl, hut still with anxiety depiotedoQ
his countenance, "will yon be gwood,
enough to see in which half he has got
tho key of my carpet-hag V
Tho New Orleans Time* gets off the
following bustliog poetry :
Mary bad a little lamb,
>\ ith wliio hstio used to tussle.
She snatched the wool all off its back,
And smiled it iu nor bustle.
The lamh soon saw he had been fleeeed.
And in a passion flew;
Hut Mary fret upon her ear
And stuffed the lamb in toe.
A Methodist clergyman gives, as a
part of his experience, that sinners after
?inleas perfection ears easily managed but
that those of hisflov/C who attain Use
become thenceforward exceedingly erowk
cd aud contrary sticks.
Tho new postal cards does act seem to
bo well understood in Augusta. A.
young man received one yesterday, and
after tearing at it for some time, said to
a friend staudiog by> "See here, Jaok^
I can't got the darned thing epeu,"