The Orangeburg news. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, August 16, 1873, Image 12
The Celebrated Judge Lynch.
M r. Bartholomew Lynob, who resides
ovor Kellogg's Fourth District Court,
nnd who bns won such nnevinble notn
rioty in the tri si of the Picayune libel
caso, is a son of old Krin, nnd speaks tho
English with a broad brogue.
There is a humorous as well as nu
irascible phursc to Lynch's churactor.
It is related of him that nut long since
a lawyer?vho i8 also a eon of the Green
Isle?was arguing a somewhat tedious
case before him, when Lynch having
satisfied himself us the merits of the
case, nnd dreading a longthy speech,
said quite abruptly to the volublo uttor |
?cy whom we shull name Hagau :
'Mieter Hagau, sit down, sir!'
The attorney, with a coolness that
was refreshing pi.id not tho slightest
attention to the command, and proceed
ed with his nrgunn nt.
'Mister Hngan,' said Lynch, rather
more pointedly, 'take yonr sate sir !'
Tho lawyer scarcely noticed the inter
ruption, but plunged ahead as vigorously
ns ever.
Lynch was now excited, and turning
to the sheriff ho exclaimed.
?Mr Sheriff, sate Mr Hagau !'
The sheriff hesitated a moment to hov
if his superior was in earnest, when sud
denly the irato magiatiratia made an at
tempt to smellier his wrath that was a
palapnblj lailurc, exclaimed, 'Mistet
Hngan, go on thin !' and after ubispei
ing something lo the c eik, he relapsed
into a listening attitude, remaining pel
lectly quiet for so mo hour and half, and
at which time the lawyer having cxhaus
t"d the suhjestnnd being quite exhausted
himself, sank into n chair and sa'ur; ted
nu extensive pocket handkerchief with
the copious perspiration that be: ded his
legal brow.
Lynch raised himself slowly in hit
ch:iir, nnd inquired very mildly, 'Are yr
through, Mister Hawaii !'
'Yes, sir.'
'Arc yo sure yon'ro through V
'Yes, t-ir,' quite ?uro.*
'Weir sir/ rctmirkcd Lynch, 'you
argument has no more ' effect upon t!?.
court than a spoonful of water on th
bnck of a duck. ThereVbeen judgment
entered uy against ye for an hour am
more*'?A'ete OHeane Herald.
The SUnil of Shakrspeare.
A certain French Baron, whose scion
title in te- !?-".] him tq collect the skull.?
ol celebrated persons, one day received
u visit from a man with whom he wa
accustomed to deal.
"What do you bring :oo here ?" asked
the Baron, as ihn slowly unwrapped a
carefully enveloped package.
"The ukull of Shakespeare.'
'?Impossible !"
"I speak the truth Monsieur lo Baron
Hcreisproofofwh.it I say," said tl o
dealer, producing some pipers.
"Hut," replied the B.irun, draw inp
aside (he drapery which coutaiued lu
owu singular collection, " I already pm?
sess that ?skull.,
''He mu^l have been a rogue wh?
Sold you th;.t," was the remark ->f the
lion, -t dealer.
"VVho was it, Monsieur?"
"Your father, said tho Barun inn
mild toue j ' he sold it lo me abont
twenty nine years ago.'
The broker waB, for a moment, coin
pleltdy disconcerted, then explained,
with vivacity :
"I comprehend. Be good enough to
observe the small dimension of the skull
on your shelf. Remarked the narrow
occiput, the undeveloped forehead when
intelligence is still mute. It is of Sh?k?
spear certainly but Shakospoar as a child
Yi or 14 years old whereas this is that
of Thakcspcar whon he had attained a
certain ago, and had become tho great
genius of which England is so justly
proud,'
The Baron bought the sceond head
There once lived a rolicking lawyer
?we will hitn Jack Martiu?who had
many virtues and few faults. He would
give away his last, and consequently was
often dead broke, One day he must
attend court at a distance., but found
himself without funds. Rushing breath
lesly into the offico of a banker, holding
in his hand tho promissory note on n
well known man for twenty dollars, he
hastily exclaimed '.
'Here, John, what will you give tnc
I'.-..'tint ? Quick ! train's waiting.'
'Nineteen dollars and a half,' said talc
banker
'All right!' cried Jack. 'Give mo
she stamps.' And in a moment he was off
lor bhe oars. *
A ad instant and he was followed and
overtaken by the banket, who said.
'Look here, Jack; credits on the back
ef this note, blieen- dollars.1
?I know it/ replied he.
'Will you pay it back ?'
'Not a cent. You sot the yiioe?I
took it.'
'You're an infernal scouodrol!'
'Now look hero,' said Jack, 'what's
t le u>e ? I eao bring twenty better
looking men than you who will any the
eauie thing.' i
It was one of Jack's virtues, (his
calmness under trying circumstances,
nnd it so charmed the banker that he
never asked lor the nionry again
D Ii .T-AMISCN
ATTOHNEY AT LAW.
Will pructic ? in the Courts of ORANGE
B URO and BARN WILL.
OFFICE COURT HOUSE SQUARE.
Fob 22d lly
Fever and Ague,
from which mankind suffer over a large part of
the globe, is the consequence of a diseased action
in the system, induced by the poisonous miasra of
vegetable decay. This exhalation is evolved by
the action of solar heat on wet soil, and rises with
the watery vapor from it. While the son is below
the hor>>n this vapor lingers near the earth's w
face, and the virua is taken with it through the
longs into the blood. The ?e it acts as an irritating
poison on the internal viscera and excreting organs
of the body. The liver becomes torpid ana fans to
secrete not only this virus, but also the bile from
the blood. Both the vires and the bile accumulate
in the circulation, and produce violent constitu
tional disorder. The spleen, the kidneys, and the
stomach sympathise with the liver, and beoome
disordored also. Finally, the instinct of out or
ganism, as if in an attempt to expel the noxious
infusion, concentrates the whole blood of the body
in the internal excretories to forte them to cast rt
out. The blood leaves the surface, and rushes to
the central organs with congestive violence. This
is the Chill. But in this effort it mils. Then the
Fbvjbr follows, in which the Mood leaves the cen
tral organs and rushes to the surface, as if in
another snort to expel the irritating poison through
that other great excretory?the skin. Xa tnis
also it fails, and the system abandons the attempt
exhausted, and waits for the recovery of strength
to repeat the hopeless effort another day. These
are the fits or paroxysms of Fbvrb, and Aouh.
Such constitutional disorder will of course under
mine the health if it is not removed.
We have labored to find, and have found, an
antidote,
Ayer's Ague Cure,
wk'nh neutralises this malarious poison in the
blood, and stimulates the liver to expel it from the
body. As it ehould, so it does eure this afflicting
disorder with perfect certainty. And it does mere,
or rather does what is of more service to those sub
ject to this infection. If taken in season it expels
it from the system as it Is absorbed, and thus keeps
those who use it free from its attacks; keeps the
system in health although exposed to the disease.
Consequently it not only eures, bat protects from,
the great variety of affections which are reduced
by this malignant influence, such as Remittent
(ever. Chill Fever, Dumb, or Masked Ague*
Periodical Headache, or Bilious Headache, Bilious
Fevers, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Blindness,
Toothache, Earache, Catatrh, Asthma, Palpita
tions, Painful Affections of the Spleen, Hysterics,
Colic, Paralysis, and Painful Affections of the
Stomach ana Bowols. all of which, when arising
from this cause, will be (bund to assume more or
less the intermittent type. This " Aoua Ceaa "
removes the cause of these derangements, and cures
the disease.
This it accomplishes by stimulating the excre
tories to expel the virus from the system; and
these organs by degrees become habited to do this
their ofBc* ?f their ovra accord. Hence arises what
we term acelimatalion. Time may accomplish the
same end. but often Ufa is not long enough, or is
lacrifiecd in the attempt, while this '* AouxCeaa"
does it at once, and with safety. We have great
reason to believe this is a surer as well at safer
remedy for the whole class of diseases which are
caused by the mfasmatie infection, than any other
which has been discovered; and it has still another
important advantage to the public, which is, that
It is cheap as well as good.
raarABRi by
DR. J. O. AYER & CO.
LOWELL, MA88.
Price Orb Dollar fbr Borna.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
has won for itself such a renown for the cur* of
every variety of Throat and Lang Complaint, that
it is entirely unnecessary for as to recount the
evidence of its virtues, wherever it has been em
ployed. As it has long been in constant use
throughout this section, we need not d* more thaa
assure the people its quality is kept up to the best
it ever has been, and that it may be relied on to
do for then* relief all it has ever been found to do.
Ayer's Cathartic Pills,
FOR AU. Bit PUWMCS Of A PUMATIYE MWtCHtL
For Costivsnbss;
For tub Curb or Dtsfbmia;
For Jaundicb;
FOR the CORR of InniOESTSON {
For Headache;
For tub Ccrb or Dtsbntbrt;
For a Foul Stomach ;
For the Curb or Ertsifblas;
For thb Pilbs ;
Fob thb Cbrr of Sonore la ;
For all Scrofulous Comflaibt?;
For thb Curb of Rbbumatism ;
For Diseases of thb Sans ;
For the Curb of Litbr Comfladtt ;
For Drofst ;
Fob thb Cube of Tetter, Tumors and Salt
Rkbcm ;
Fob Worms;
For thb Cubb of Gout ;
Fob a Dinbbb Pill ;
Fob the Cobs of Nburaloia ;
For Pcriftino thb Blood.
They are sugar-coated, so that the most sensi
tive can take them pleasantly, and being purely
vegetable, no harm can arise from their ate m any
quantity.
Fries 38 cents per Bob; Five boxes for 91.00.
Great numbers of Clergymen, Physicians, States
men, and eminent personages, hsve lent their
names to certify the unparalleled usefulness of thsse
remedies, but our space here will not permit the
insertion of them. The Agents below named fur
nish gratis our American Almanac in which they
are given; with also full descriptions of the aber?
complaints, and the treatment that should be fol
lowed for their cure.
Do not be put off by unprincipled dealers with
ether preparations they make mare profit oa.
Demand Atbr's, and take bo others. The steh
want the best aid there is for them, and they sheaM
have it. Z
? AU our Remedies ore ten sole by
may 11 0 ly
THE OLD ESTABLISHED
OF AMERICA.
THE"
SOUTHERN
No. 8 N. Charles Street,
BALTIMORE, MD.
(Hf nimmt 0*4 Derated XnXrtly I? ftejsR i?f
to sees are Timonvir
(Practical Accountants
^oana and oiliddU erfaed
OVER 2500 YOUNG MEN
SOUTHERN STATES
Saws' GRADUATED ml tkit INSTITUTION, mmd
mrt net*filhnt BfMfvmitU mmd Ijtcrmlhm BbmjftSWt Im
tkt ItrndSmg BANK'S AHD BUSINESS HOUSES s/
"rHRRB?ARE NO YfrCATIONS. Simdtmh emm
xler ml any Ihm*.
S/Wial Individual htrtmtlimm mmd smctttt,
tnler at any timt.
ml Mttrmlimm mmd twetttt mwmrn
Ittd. Send/or Colltgr /imtanb and ?/Undid .Smr<i
$mrm? ?/Ttnmnnthi/ En<l?n tut lUttmgi Stamft.
Addmi mil OssvsaasssVssthsM im
W. JI. BADT.XR, ???*?.
Seulhem Bmtlntu Ctlfrgt,
BALTIMORE, VA
THE HIGHEST PRICE
WILL BE PAID FOR
ROUGH RICE, CORN AND PEAS
AT
The Mill
OF
STRAUS & STREET,
ORANGEBURG, S. C,
Where also RICE, CORN and other GRAIN will be GROUND at the
LOWEST MARKET RATES.
junc 21 00
IT IS NOW SETTLED
THAT the "EN PERPRISK SALOON" conduced by AUGUSTUS FISCHER in the
ONLY FLACK in Oraageburg where anrfhin* like FANCY DRINKS, or COOLING and
DELICIOUS BKYKRAGKS are prepared,'nod it is vory eerlnin.
That Captain Jack and Ellen's Man
Wer? they here, would wonder at the drlicloui mole in which '-fire-water" can be eon
cected. All the wonderful Summer digitizes, auch an
?'CLARET-PUNCH ES," ?SIIERRY-COKRI.KRS." -COt K-TAILS." "WHITE-LIONS,"
"MINT-JULIAS." "GIN-SLINGS," RR ANDY-SMASHES." "LEMONADES
? Im httfn," SODA-WATER nrtt an* mourht." SKINS." TOD
DIES," "CHOWDERS" and ???//? podrida' of
?STRAIGHTS,"
Are to be brought to Orangeburg?
la fact are already here and HOURLY COMPOUNDED ami HOURLY KN.IOYP.D bj the
hen vivuni* and these who possess lh?" Seien rirte and a liitlr ? ichrmrUhnt."
Tho?t who fancy Oie death of the Duke of Clareuoa and who would lir.o
To be Drowned in a Hogshead of
Wine
Can find the MATERIALS for this gloriuiis suicide, but would doubtless be dinmsded
trom such a purpose on stopping in
At the Enterprise Saloon
Kept crer OPEN and nRIGHT
BY AUGUSTUS FISCHER, Agt.
June 21 00
A FACT WORTH KNOWING!
-0
YOSE & IZLAR
HAVE THE GREATEST ASSORTMENT OF
GROCE RIES
And seil? them CHEAPER than any other House in Orangebarg.
JfirGoods DELIVERED at any portion of the Town.
MEAL AND GRIST AT Mil,!, PRICES.
;une 31
GREAT REDUCTION
IN
PRICES
AT
D. LOUIS'
Now is the time to get BARGAINS.
Call soon.
?aay 10 (f
SOUTH CAROLINA RAILROAD.
CHABLBSTofl, 8. C. December 14, 1872.
ON AND AFTF.lt SUNDAY DECEMBER
14. tlie Passenger Train on the South
Carolina Railroad will run as follows.
for COLOMBIA.
Lenve Charleston.9.30 A. M.
Arrive nt Columbia.5.20 F. M.
ron Atiur.iT*.
Leave Charleston.9.80 A. M.
Arrive at Augusta....*3.5.90 P- M.
Foil ?Ml AHI.F.STOJi.
Leave Columbia.9.00 P. M.
Arrive at CliarleMon.4.45 F. M
Leave Augusta.9.00 A. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4.45 A. M.
COLUMBIA MlillT EXr-RRSS?BITNPATS EXCBFT
Leave Charleston...7.30 P. M.
Arrive at Columbia.tl.30 A. M.
Lea-e Columbia.7.30 P. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4 45 A. M.
Al'OUSTA HIUHT KXPSVKSS-SVNDATS KXCKFTRD
Leave Charleston.-8.30 P. M.
Arrive at Augusta.7.35 A. M.
Leave Augusta.6.16 P. M
Arrive at Charleston.5.50 A. M.
?vmmbbvillb TRAIS.
Leave Summerville t?t.7.25 A. M.
Arrive m Charleston at.H.40 A. M.
Leave Charleston i?t.3.36 F. M.
Arrive at Summerville at.4.50P. M.
t'amit.S branch.
l.rnvr Cuni Irn.7 20 A. M.
Arrive nt Columbia.11.55 A. M.
Leave Columbia.2.10 P. M.
Arrive at Caoulcn. 0.55 P. M.
1>*\ anil Night Trains connect at Augusta,
with Mnon anil Augusta Rail Road, Central
Rail Road and Georgia Ruil Ron<l. This is
I he quickest and most direct route, and as
romfor'nhle and cheap us any oilier route to
Louisville, Cincinnati. Chicago, St. Louis,
and all other points West and Northwest.
Columbia Night Train connects with
Greenville and Columbia Railroad, and t>ay
ami Night Trains connect with Charlotte
Read.
Through Tickets on sale, via this route te
nil points North.
Catndon Train eonneet.? at Kingville daily
(except Sundays) with l?ay Passenger Train,
and run- through to Columbia.
A. L. TYLER. Yiee-Presideat.
S. B. PlCKBNS, General Ticket Agent.
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, &c
P. P. TO ALE,
Manufacturer and Dealer,
No. 20 Hayne Street and Ilorlbeck's Wharf
CHARLESTON, 8. C.
ttsb" This is the Largest and most Com
plete Factory of the kind In the Southern
States, and all articles in ibis line can be
furnished by Mr. P. P. To?LKat priees which
defy competition.
gfa?- A pamphlet with full and detailed
list uf all sires of Doors Sashes and Blinds,
and the prices of ?'ach. will be sent free and
post Paid, on appltoatiod to'
1 I?. I?. TOAI.E,
CHARLESTON, 8. C.
jnly 15 wee
MONEY CANNOT BUI IT!
Fur Kifflit Im rrlceleMlt
BUT THE DIAMUND 8PECTACLES WILC
PRESERVE IT.
If yon Value yoar Fyesight use these Per
fect Lenses, Ground from Minute Crystal
Pebbles. Melted together, nnd derive tbelr
name "Diamond" on account of their flard
ness and Brilliancy. They will last tnaay
years without change, and are warranted
superior to all others in use.
Manufactured by the Spencer Optical
Manufacturing Co.. New York.
CAPTION.?None Genuing unless stamp
ed with our trade mark.
For Sale by Responsible Agents ihrenga
.out the Unioa.
t. .1. OLIVEROS,
jan 20?1y Orangebnrg, S. C.
the
Citizens' Savings Bank
OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Orangebnrg Urn nek.
Will pay 7 PER CENT. INTEREST an
SPECIAL DEPOSITS and 6 PER CENT, an
SAVINGS DEPOSITS, Compounded Semi
annually.
Local Finance Committee.
Hon. THOS. W. (ILOVER.
Col. PAUL S. FELDER.
Capt. JNO. A. HAMILTON.!
JAS. H. FOWLKS,
Assistant Cashier,
mar 23 jan ?1/
At Private Sale.
THE PLANTATION forming a part af
the Estate of the la?e Col. Keitt, and
known as the DARBY PLACE. The tract
consists of about MM) acres, one half well
Timbered, the remainder Rich, Bed, Loam
Soil, adnpted to Crops of all kinds. These
are the Finest Lands in the District, and
were valued at $20 per acre in I860. Weuld
be sold for one-halt tha' , riee now. One
fourth cash, the remair or in three instal
ments bearing interest from date and se
cured by mortgage of tho same.
This is a splendid chance for aneryae de
siring to secure Rich Lands, flno Wator Paw
rr, excellent Cattle Range and a Refined
Neighborhood. Apply to
Mm. L. M. K hi TT,
Or J G KLITT, Esq.
jan 6
(I'M* *?? PER Mil Affen
t])?) WANTED! All classes of working
people, of eit her sax, young or old, make
more money at work -tarmm in their spare
Moments, or all ihr time, than at anything
else. Particulars fr -e. Address
O, STINSON it dm.,
?ep? V - lo PortKnd, Maine.
New
IYMY
NORTHERN STEAMER
AT
GEO. H. CORNELSON'S.
In order te be prtpared for the demands of (he seaaoa, I am receiving large tapplie? ef
all tlie varioaa geodi needed at thia time of the rear; auch aa
P ant alien Supplies, Tools, Plows, Iron,
And everything tlae neeesaary to make a crop. I am Agent for the following valaehra
aad eatabliahed Manures :
ETIWAN OUaNO,
KT1WAN DISSOLVED BONE,
ETI ?TAN CROP FOOD.
ATLANTIC PHOSPHATE,
ATLANTIC ACID PHOSPHATE,
E 'FRANK COE'S PHOSPHATE,
PERUVIAN OUANO.
LAND PLASTER LIME AND SALT.
All the ebeve Maaaree are offered at manufacturers prices will be sold at the Mtaae
terma as at the werke and will be delivered if requested at any depot on the South Careliaa
Railroads.
jeb 1 . GKO. H. CORNELSON.
DUKES' HOTEL.
RUSSELL-STREET, ORANGEBURG, 8. G.
The Sabieriber takee great pleasure in announcing to bis FRIENDS aad the COM?
M 1 .MTV that bt has OPENED a FIRST-CLA8S HOTEL, at the Large Residence reeeat
ly occupied bj Mr. Hane Wannamaker. Comfortable Aecommodationa, a Beunteaua
Table and Courttsa Attention are Guaranteed.
jan 18?8m I, W. II. DIKES.
REGTJLAE DAILY TRADE.
ANOTHER TKAtN JUST IN AND FILLED WITll
DESIRABLE GOODS!
AND CUSTOMERS SHOPPING AT
BULL, SCOVILL k PIKE,
Making Selection from their Extraordinary Ltrge rod Varied *>to*k ef
GENERAL. MERCHANDISE.
Their assortment, with constant additions, is
UNSURPASSED
Beth as to STYLES and QUALITIES.
Their fieilitisa im drawing supplies from desirable Markets ^
FOR THE CASH
Enable them to make the best possible RA"*ES, which is the OLD RULE con
tinued from its ORGANIZATION?
1842,
.
Giving sb experience of 30 years in Bttsjnea*.
I Economy sod Enterprise, together with the Energy and gentlemanly deport'
rnent of all their Assistants, ate always found at the OLD ESTABLISHED
HOUSE of
BULL, SCOVILL & PIKE.
m?j 26 o \j
WOULD TNFOPM THE PUBLIC THAT RE 16 STILL CAItRTING ON TH? CA?
riage Making in all its varioi... branches, aad will Manufacture I* Papatr at the
Shertest Notice, all Carriages, Baggie* er IcXagsms, And am aim? yuissii walk
NBW PRESS AN? G ?I TO GIN AND FAC? WTtW*
SHORT NOTICE Cotton OINNBD AT MY HILL b*? brought (Vom J ts } eaat ??>>
than that fdnned on the common Qlaa.
?At sal 2?1/ ?? atWrtf.