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AN ACT to Amk.ni? an Act Entitl
ed "An Act to Grant, Renew
and amknd tdk Cll VRTEItS (?V
Certain Towns and Vu.i.aoes
. therein Mentioned/1
lie it enacted by tho Senate and
House of Representatives of the State
of South Carolina, now met and sitting
in General Assembly, und by the
authority of the same, That Section 2
of an Act entitled "An Act to grant,
renew and amend the churters of certain
towns and villages therein mentioned.''
be, and the same is hereby, amended by
striking out, on the 5th line, the words
"ou the 4th Monday in March, 1871/'
Htid insert* the words "on the fourth
Monday of April, 187a."
Approved January 29, lS7o.
AN ACT Requiring a Bond from
County Commissioners, Before]
Entering upon tue Duties of
Their Office.
He. it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the State
of South Carolina, now met and sitting
in General Assembly, and by the author
ity of the same, That the County Coin
missioners shall, before entering upon
the duties of their office, be, and they
arc hereby, required to give a bond lor
the use use of their respective Counties,
in the penal sum of two thousand dollars
each, with tlireo good and sufficient
sUfttie*, to be approved by the Clerk ol
Couvt of their respective Counties,
conditioned uj on the faithful and im
partial performance of their office ? Pro
tnded^ That the Commissioners of
Charleston County shall furnish a bond,
hereinbefore provided, in the penal sum
of ten thousand dollars each ; and (he
j County Commissioners of the Counties
of "Beaufort, Baruwell and Richlaud
.-hail i urn ia h r bond of live thousand
dollars euch, as" hereinbefore provided :
! Provided, further, That this Act ?hall
not be in force until on and after the
neat general election of County Coin
iniifsioucrs.
Sec. 2. That all Acts or parts ol
Acts inconsistent with this Act, arc
hen by repealed.
Approved January 20, 1873.
AN ACT io Repeal Sections i i\ k
Six am? Seven, <>k Chapter
elghtythree of 111 e general
Statutes ofSotii Carolina.
Section 1. lie tt enacted by the
Senate and House of Representatives of
the State of South Carolina, now net
aud sitting in General Assembly, and by
be authority of the same, That Suction
five, Section six and Section seven, of
Chapter eighty three, of the Geuerul
Statutes of South Carolina, be, and t he
tianie are hereby, repealed.
Approved January 29, 1873.
AN A (T to Fix the Time pnn tiik
Holding ok the Circuit Courts
in Certain Counties her kin
mentioned..
Section 1. B?> it enacted hy the
Scnnte and House of Representatives of
the Stato of South Carolina, now met
and sitting iu Gcncrral Assembly, and
by the authority of the sain i, That from
and after the paspago of this Act. the
Circuit Courts in the Sixth Circuit
shall be held as foil iws :
1. The Court of General Sessions, at
Chester, for the County of Chester, on
tho first Monday of January, nn l on
the third Monday of March and Sep
tember ; and the Court of Common
Pleas, at Chester, for the County of
('bester, on the first Wednesday alter
the first Monday of January, and on the
first Wednesday after tho third Monday
io March and September.
2. The Court of General Sessions, nt
Yorkville, for .tho County of York, on
tho secoud jMoDday of January, and on
the first Mouday of April and October ;
and the Court of Common Picas, at
Yorkville, for the County of York, on
the first Wednesday after tho second
Monday of January, and on the first
Wednesday after the first Mouday of
April and October.
3. The Court of General Sossioos, at
Lancaster, for tho County of Lancaster,
on the third Monday of January, April
and October ; and the Court of Common
Pleas, at Lancaster, for the Ctunty of
Lancastr?, on the first Mudncsday after
the third Monday ol January, April and
October.
4. The Court of General Sessions, at
WinusbOro, lor the County of Fairfield,
on the fourth Me nd !iy of .Tunuary, and
on the first Monday of May and Novem
ber ; and (bo Court of Common Pleas,
at Wimisboro, for the County of fair
field, im the first Wednesday after the
fourtb Monday of January, and on the
first Wednesday after the first Monday
of May aud November.
Stko. 2. In the Second Circuit, the
Court of General Scssious at Aikcu, lor
the County of Aikon, the first Monday
ol January, May and September; and
the Court of Common Picas, at Aikcu,
for the County of Aikon, on the firsi
Wednesday after the second Monday of
January, May and September.
skc. 5$. In the Third Circuit, the
Court of Gunoral Sessions shall be held
at KiugStrcc, for the County of Williams
burg, on the first Monday after the
fourth Monday of January, May and
Ootobor ; .and the Court of Common
Fleas shall be hold at Kiugstrec, for the
County of Wtlliamsburg, on the first
Weduesday after the first Monday after
the fourth Monday of January, May
and ()etubcr.
2. The Court of General sessions, at
Couw?yborO) for the County of Horry,
on the first Monday after the fourth
Monday of February, June and October;
and the Court of Common Pleas, at
Conwayboro, for the County of Hurry,
nn tho GiSit Wednesday after the fourth
Monday of February, June and October
Ski'. 4. The Circuit Courts iu
Seventh Circuit shall be held al follows:
1 The Court of General Sessions, at
Ncwbcrry, for tho f ount-, of Nowberry,
on tho third Monday of January, .May
and November ; and the ( burl of Com
inen I'leas, at Ncwbcrry, for the County
of Nowberry, on the. first Weduesday
aftor the third Moudav of January. Mav
and November.
2. The Court of General Sessions, at
LuurcuaVliIe, for the County ofLaurcns,
Ol the third Monday of February
and June, and tho first .Monday ufler
the fourth Mom lay iu November ; an I
the sourt of common Fleas, it Laurens
ville, lor the County of I.aureus, on ibe
first Wednesday alter the third Moudny
ol' February and June, and on the first
Wednesday after the first Monday aftei I
the fourth Monday in November.
'.\ The court of General Sossions, at
Uniouville, lor the county of Union, on
the third Mondoy of March. Ju.,c aud
September; and tho court of eouinion
Fleas, at (Juiooville, for the County of
Union, on the first Wednesday alter the
third Monday ol March, June and
September.
4. The court of General Sessions, at
Spartanburg, for the county of Spartan
burg, <>u tin; first Monday after the
fourth Monday in March and July, aud
mi the third .don lay iu October j nud
the court of common Pious, at Spartau
burg, for the county ol Spartanburg, on
the first Wednesday alter the first Mon
day after the fourth Monday in March
und July, und on the first Weduesday
after the third Monday in October
j Sec. 5. TltHt all writs, suiuni ?ns,
recognizances and oilier processes, ol
whatever kink, returnable to the courts
of General Sessions a:.d e mini <n IMeas,
in the Counties above named, be, and
the sau'e arc hereby, made returnable t
the courts Jield in pursuutiuo of the pro
visions of this Act, in ihc same manner
as if they had been issued or taken iu
rcforeuce thereto.
Sec. 6. That all Acts or parts of Acts
inconsistent with this Act or repugnant
thereto, be, aud the same are hereby,
repealed.
OFFICE SECRETARY OF STATE,
Columbia, 8. c, February 4, 1-873.
The foregoing Aet having been pre
scuted to the Governor of this State for
bis approval, and not having been
approved or returned by him to that
banch of the General Assembly in which
it originated, within tho time prescribed
by the constitution, has become a law
without his approval
(Signed) II. K. HAYNS,
Secretary of State.
''Vhcn a feller makes his arm around
his gal, und she was liken dot pooiy
well, dhen don vaa Shkribture, on
akound it was ma ken habiness ooote on
for.k waist blacks, ain't it?"
Manufacturing In AuguMa.
Already the advantages to be roaped
by the city from the enlargement of the
canal are becoming manifest. For sume
time past rumors of the formation of a
large company, having . in view the
utilization of a portioti of the vast wator
power to bo created by the enlargement,
have been in circulation. Lhb1. evening
we obtained from uu authoritative source
the followtug particulars iu regard to
the matter. ?
About the middle of March last Mr.
J. J. Gregg, a well known citizen of
this place, long protrinoutly connected
with cottou manufacturing interests,
met iu Boston an KogHsh capitalist,
whom be induced to come out to this
city for the purpose of investigating a
projected land scheme counected with
manufacturing as a basis. The capital
ist, after roaching the city aud looking
into the matter, was so well satisfied
that he proposed that it a compuny with
a" capital of 8100,000 were formed he
would take stock to tho amount of Sil2.
000, calculating to uso a portion of the
capital iu laying out streets and con
Btrueting sewers. No difficulty was
experienced iu forming the company,
several of tho most prominent citizens of
Augusta making up tho required amount
above the 832,000. The capitalist re
turned to England, and, as an evidence
that he meant business^ immediately re
mitted thirty two th msand dollars to
the Company in Augusta. The company I
at once weut to work to purchaso land
near the city and contiguous to the
canal, nnd now owus a very large tract
adj lining or in the vicinity of the c mal.
The company has pretty nearly comple
ted its purchases.
The English capitalist rolerred to, as
inducement lor citizens hero to join in a
tuuuufacturing eutcrpri.se to be establish
ed on the Augusta canal, stated that he
would head a subscription list in Ivig
land with ?11.000 ($5,5-000) to organ
ize a company for iuc purpose of build
ing on said caoil a factory of 25,000
spindles, aud use ly* i^ueucc to get up
a company with a capital of 81,000,000
with that view. Mr J. J '?regg will
>oav? for Kiiglun I this m truing to per
fect the scheme in conceit with the
capitalist, lie is sanguine of success
as he has receive I great cucour'<?nionl
from j roiiiinciit English capitalists II
the scheme is perfected, as w? trust an i
believe u will be. a great impetus will
be given to the manufacturing interests
of Augusta, and a large addition made
to her material wealth and prosperity.?
Augustu CVieonicle and Sentinel
Fudkins Makes A Trade.
Fudgkins thought himself a sharp
mail. 11 o was good at a trade, and his
conscience was not apt to stand in his
way when he was Working for himself.
He happened one day at Whitney's
A net;.hi lloom, and saw a wlanu: side
board whiili pleased him. He had
promised his wife that she should have
one. This would not only answer every
purpose, but it was really nn elegant
affair, and every way as good as new.
He asked Whitney the price of it.
? I think that is sohl. Mr. Fudgkins.
Oral least, a party has the refusal of
if*'
?Then it is uol really Id V asked
Mr Fudgkins.
" No. UOl sold '
"If not sold," broke in Fudgkins,
why may I not have a chance? \\ but
do j on ask for it V
? The party I spoke of has the refusal
of it for fifty dollars. '
' ! 1! give ycu rixty," said Fudgkins,
who had that very morning priced one
exactly like it at Whitowood ?V Reach
at eighty five dollars.
Whitneyshook his he.nl He didn't
think it would be hardly lair.
? Why not ?" demanded Fudgkins
?'A trade's a trade. I stippos? you have
this thing here to sell. Ten dollars is
something. When t'other man conies,
tell him you had a customer you had
entirely forgotten. Goodness gracious !
he can't waut the article vpry bad, i' he
didn't know whether or not to take it
at that price. Come?what you say f"
The teu dollars extra appeared to be
tempting. At all events, Whitney final
ly told him he might have it; aud the
bargaiu waj concluded and the mon*y
paid over.
"I thought.l'd fetch him !" whispered
Fudgkins to a friend at bis elbow.
We're all a little too sharp io behalf of
! Number Qdc to stick at trifles."
Meantimo Whitney had opened one
of the doors of the sideboard and was
removing a card which had boeu tacked
upon the inside thereof
"Eh V* cried Fudgkins, as he saw it.
?"What's that V
uIt is the turd of the lady who had
engaged the sideboard, sir," replied Mr.
Whitney.
"Mercy on mo !?Sold !?That's my
wile I"
Called to Preach.
The late Elder .lohn Smith, of Ken
tucky, who died recently at anadvunced
age, was one of the most eccentric wits
south of the Ohio river. ile wao famil
iarly known throughout Kentucky ua
Raccoon Smith. While still in the
Baptist ministry, and attending the
annual meetings of that body, a tull lank
grceti specimen of humanity preseutod
himself before tho Association as a
candidate for the ministry. lie was
regarded as not being of entirely souud
mind, nnd labored under the hallucina
tion that be was especially "called to
preach,"' and kept constantly importuuat
ing the Association to give him the
necessary license. In addition to his
particularly unbalanced mind, young
Mceks was the possessor of as huge aod
ungainly 0 pair of feet as ever trod in
shoe leather. Tired of bis importuni
ties, and not being disposed to grant
the license, the Association banded him
over to Smith, with instruetious to
make an end of the case, and between
them took place tho following conversa
tion :
Smith?"So, Brother Mceks, you
ill ink you have u special call to
preach H"
Mceks?"Yes, tho Lord has called
me t* the work, but the Association
refused uie the license."
Sm'th?"How do you know you are
called r
Meeks?"Know it ! I feel it in my
heart, i want my 1s?j?u>?,"
I" Smith?"Do you boliuve in the
Bible, Brother Meeks V
\ Mocks?"Certainly 1 do?every word
of it "
. Siuiih? If 1 can provo by the Bible
that you me not called to preach, will
jou Le snticfiod to drop the matter and
not further importune the Association
I !or a lieonso ?"
Brother Meeks uasculed to this and
Kaccoon Smith deliberately epouod tbe
New Testament at Kornaus x, 15, and
tu a grave tone read,?"How beautiful
are the tuet of them who preach the
gospel ol peace," Ac. Then glauciug at
Mceks large foot remarked : "You see,
Brother Meeks that the lout of the
preacher are beautiful. You sir have
the most monstrous ugly feet of any man
in tho State of Kentucky J tber fore b .
this Bible, it is clear that you have not
been especially called!'' As Smith
finished his remarks the Association
went off into a paroxysm of laughter,
and Meeks really c uieluded that he h td
not been "called," bolted from the meet
ing bouse, and never after anaoyed the
Association for u license
A Scene From Lite.
A young man entered the bar room of
a village tavern, and called lor a drink
? .No,"' said tho landlord; "you h ive had
too much already. You have bad
delirium tremens ouce, und 1 can not
sell you any more." He stopped unido
to make room for a conple of young men
who had just entered, and the landlord
waited upon them very pnhtcly. Tho
other had stood by silent an 1 sulhn. and
when they bad finished he walked up
to the landlord, and thus addressed him;
?Six years ago, at their age, 1 stood
where those young men now arc I was
a man with fair prospects Now at the
aye of twenty oight. I am a wreck, bo ly
and mind You led me to drink. In
this room I formed the habit that has
been my ruin. Now sell tue a few glas
ses more, ami your work will bo done ! I
will soon be out of the w;>y; thero is no
hope for me. But they can be saved ;
they may be men again. Do not sell it
to them. Sell it to mo, and lot uie die,
and the world be rid of me but. for hear -
en's kake sell no more to tin m '." The
landlord listened, pale and trembling.
Setting down his decanter, he exclaimed
"God helping me, that is the l?tst drop I
will over sell to any one !" And he
kept his word.?Notional Tv.nperanr*
A/frorate.
????'?*i -? ?-?
Colored Good Templars.
Last Thursday eveoiug, Hon. E. R.
Dudley, of New Berne, delivered an
address in the church at Waruersville,
uu the subject of Temperance. Iii? re.
marks were practical, straight forward
and replete with commou sense. The
meeting was not a large none, hot more
than one hundred aud twenty five being
present. Mr. Dudley's address, to our
notion, was iu a better vein than those
the colored people have had the oppor
tunity, as a general thing, to listeu to.
The main idea was that his people should
save iheir earning! and invest the prof
its arising from their labor, iu land.?
He said that iu this way, where land is
so cheap, many colored people, in a shdrt
time, by industry and economy, could
become landed proprietors. It was
evident they could not do this so loug
as they squandered their means in buy
ing intoxicating drinks. We sincerely
hope the advice will be taken aud acted
upon. There is too much disposition ou
the part of the colored people to flock
to the towns. Many proprietors in the
country would be glad to dispose ot
their lands in small parcels, for
cash. A f w acres well cultivated,
will a fiord a support for au ordinary
family.
On Wednesday night, Mr. Dudley
organized a Lodge of Good Templars.
After his address, Thursday night, he
held another meeting, taking iu more
members, so that the society now num
bers about two hundred. He has or
ganized iocieties in New Berne. Kinston,
Wilson, Raleigh and Eayetteville. The
movement among the colored people is
fast assuming importance, aud the good
result- promise to be incalculable.? iVetc
North titnit. (Greensboro^ A*. C)
An Extraordinary Courtship.
A few nights back a party of Ldies
aud gcutlcmeo were laughing over the
supposed awkwardness at tending a dec
la ration of love when a gentleman re
marked that if he ever had an opportu
uity Io offer liiniself he woul 1 do it in
a collected and busiucsa like man
1 tier
' l't r in-tan .'aid lie addressing
j himself to a beautiful lady present', "TI
I would say ; j
''Mies S--, 1 have been engaged j
1 two years iu looking for a .wife. 1 am i
i in the receipt of a clear income of two I
I thousaud dollars a year from my preseut
I business, which is daily on the increase.
I Of all the ladies of my acquaintance I
! admiro you the most. Indeed, to speak
plainly. I lo*. 0 you and would mo^t glad
ly make you my partner for life ?"
"You flatter me by your preference,"
gool humorcdly replied Miss-,to the
surprise ol nil present
? Not at all :" said h !, "I am entirely
sincere "
?'Then I refer to my father !"said the
lady.
"Biavo?" exclaimed the gentle
man.
"Well, I dc-c I a r c !" exclaimed the
ladies, in one united chorus.
The lady aud gentleman were married
soon after.
"Wasn't that," ask* the narrator, "a
modest way of coining to the point, and
a lady.like mctho 1 of taking a tnau at
his word V
Well, as Charles La nib would say,
?'It wasn't anything else."
A TOUCHING INCIDENT.?We make
the following extract from tho report of
the proceedings of the Irish Americans
of Chicago, on decoration day :
When the grave of a s Hier was np
preached, the column halted, the name
of the occupant was read by Colonel
Stewart, and the companies presented
arms Occasionally, where one was
needed, a bouquet v/as deposited. A
little mound, which was pointed out as
the resting place of n Confederate cap
tain ?a prisoner who died at Camp
Douglas, was decorated with nothing
hut fresh, green grass. Tho spectators
thought it would be past in silence, but
when abreast of it, the command,
''Halt !" was beard. The usual saluta
lion of respect having been given, sever
al soldiers stepped from the ranks, drew
from the muziles of their muskets the
bouquets intended for a comrade's grave,
and generously planted them in tic sod
whioh covered the remains of the Coo
federate. The incident touched all wno
witnessed it, and proved the noble gen.
erosity ol the Celtic hearts that pr- ?
ed the deed. *~ *
State Taxes.
AN IMPORTANT DECISION.
A decision has beea Iateljr rendered
by Judge Graham which has an impor
taut bearing upon the question as to
who is liable for the payment of taxes
upon real proporty that may have been
suld. The circumstances of the cage
us follows: D. B. Gilliland, Esq., refe
ree, sold and conveyed, under order of
court, a lot of land to B. D. Lazarus on
the 23d of July, 1872. Mr. Asber D.
Cohen, solioitor for Mr. Lazarus, tho
purchaser, claimed that the law making
July 1 the day when returns of property
for taxation are called for, had chaogod
the day whereon the ownership fixed the
liability for taxes as between seller and
purchaser, aud that the estate of Gads
den, for which thenroferce had sold being
the owner on the 1st July, 1872, should
make return of this property for tho
taxes of 1872 and should pay them when
called for by the treasurer. The attor
neys for the executors of Gudsden (Mes
srs. Simonton and Barker) contended
that the A. A. 1788, which is as follows
has not been repealed, and is still of
force, viz: "And all taxes on real or
personal property which shall be sohl
aud conveyed on the said first day of
October next, and after the aforesaid
first day of October in each and every
year thereafter, shall be returned and
paid by the seller thereof, any law,
usage or custom to the contrary notwith
standing." They also claimed that
neither the changes of the day when the
Jhcal year begins aod ends, nor tho
change of day when returns of property
are called for.can, by implication, change
this positive statuory enactment. Judge
Graham ruled that, in the face of post
tive cnaetment, the construction of bro
kers and others based upon analogy and
upon the theory of repeal by implication
could not prevail and that until the set.
of 1788 above cited is actually repealed
the teller who sells anu conveys before
the 1st of October, although after Jury
tho 1st of is not liable for the taxes of
the year.
Scene In a Nevada Conrt?
The deference usually accorded to
judicial dignitaries in the older section
of the couutry was net conspicuous in
tho eariy days of Nevada, judging from
a scene which occurred iu one of the
lively little towns in th it region, rela
ted, to us by one of the pillars of the
Nevada bar. On one occasion, court
having been formally opeued, counsel in
the fir>t ease called took exceptions to
the ruliugs of the court on a certain
point and adisputo aroso.
'?If the court please, 1 wish to refer to
this book a mo'iieot," picking up a law
book.
"No use referring to any book; Fre
decided that pint," # responded the
court.
"But, your honor?"
?No, I don't want to haar anything
further on the Subject; I tell you Pre
dc.idcd f>.e pint."
"It lells you you'are wrong," retorted
tb?' counsel :
"I am right/' reiterated ths court.
"1 say you ain't" persisted the ooun
sei.
"Crier !" yelled the Judge,"I adjourn
this court ten minutes."
And jumping from the beneb, ho
pitched into ths counsel, and after 4
lively little fight placed him in'hors du
combat, aller which business wss resum
ed. But soon another misunderstanding
a rase.
"Crier," said the court, "we will
adjourn this time for t*edty minutes."
And he was about taking off hi- ooat
wheu the counsel said : "Never mind,
Judge. Keep your seat. The pint is de
cided. My thumb's out of jiot and I've
sprained my shoulder.*'
1 ho court resumed her ermine.
imtg mmn
A Detroit negro prisoner, oo his wsj*
to the peneteoti&ry for larceny, was ask
ed what he thought of his trial. Ife
said, "When dat lawyer das 'tended mi
made his speeoh, I made ehnah I Waa
goin to take my old hat and ^Jfc jgfa
out of dat oo't room; bu? whw tntJ
lawyer got np and commenced talking,
I knew I was de biggest rascal on toft of
de earf." r
"Wb*? T mi'i . I - asraai
>V hen I put ^foota^ j.u ^
\you t0 ?-i-?<>maod that there's soaring
j there," said Mrs. Nojoker. Oa ioveetj
J patba it was found to be a No. II ?W
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