The Orangeburg news. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, April 05, 1873, Image 2

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?? ?* mmm 9 i.m* 4Jmd .rkMt ?????SM? **VB . .tmmla l*m *f ; y ft* bfetf W ??**4*^ ? i v.- i J mbt \? ttV? Wir TW.O HOLLAHS PICK ANNUM. VOLUME T. ll Mt^j tL c;od an d 01: u couxtuy. 4 ?I -5 ALWAv1f.fiVIWYjaMRfTA^ .1 H 9 V SATURDAY AS&RNING, APRIL 5. 1873. NUMBER * THE ORANGEBURG NEWS rUHLISIU'W A T on a isro km i r rc: Every Satnrrtny Morni 112:. BY TIIK ORAXGEW?UG NEWS COMPANY TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. . One Cepy for ane year. Sr'J.Or ?? '? ??? Six Months. I.no Any ane sending TEN DOLLARS, for a C1n? of Now 'Subscriber*. wiU receive nn EXTRA COPT for ONE Y EAR. fine of ebart;?. Anyone sondin* F1VK DOLLARS, ?r a Club of New Suhserihers, will reoeivo a* KXTRA COPY for .SIX MONTHS, free of o*arge. ?* ?*o:? RATES OF ADVERTTSTNO. I Sqasre 1?t Tnsortfoti. $1.00 ? ? " 2d " . 1 .Of' A Square consists of 10 lines Brevier or an* iacb of Advertising space! Administrator's Notieep.$f> 0O NtticfH of Dismissal of Cii:nr>linns, Ad ministrators. Rxeeutors, ,vc..$9 00 Contract Advertisements inserter! upon the meat ihsral terms, i . ?:o:? MARRIAGE ami FUN TU Ab "NOTICES, not exceeding one Stiunrc, inserted without eksr^e. Terms Cash in tlvnnre. "G*n Browning* & Browning, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, ORAXGRBI ltU II., No. C a. sIat.sot.m I. Hr.owifi>o. A. P. BnuwxiNn. not 4 AUGUSTS B. KN0WLT0N (Formerly ot ino New York BriPi) ?ATI?UN KY AND ?OUNSF.LLOR i A T i i A YY , OKANGFJU2C(;, S. C, jaly 8 tf ?W. T? K LLJvY 'J RIAL ,JLSTICK, ???i<Ie?icc in Fork of ?di?lo. ALI. BUSINESS ENTRUSTED wijl be Jprompt'y aiiVl carefully ut'.en.led to. 1r J m DR. T. BERWICK LEGARE, ?'d<- SCRG KON DKKTIST, tirndu?le Itrtlthuorc College Dciitnl Surgery. ?FFICK ii.Vf.KKf-5T. OVER SfiJRB OF j. A. HAMILTON, METALLIC CASES. TUE UNDERSIGN ?D HAS ON HAND all af the various Sues 61 i *t?? auove L'use?! which can be iumished iiiiut'.'dtntel* on ap plication. Al so manufactures WOOI) COFFtNS us usual, and at die sliortest notice. Apply to H. RfOOa, roar ??bin Carriage Munubieturer. !BKEJ)EU ? DAVIS, I , " COTTON FACTORS and General Commission Merchants, mm.M Adger't Wharf t CH ARLKSTON, 3. C. Oswbi.l Kxxuxu. /?.?.'. i > D/.rii ? Ot 16 ti:ii -25f^?LrX-^u-r- ?ff- r% T. f. Brooik. Ii. R. HuuciNh H. C. HcnuiKS. BRODIK cfc CO. COTTON FACTOR'S COMMISSION M I$ft CHANTS, KOR TIT A TLA STIC WHAHf, CHARESTON. S. C. Liberal AtivanceS imide on t'mii.i-iuucnt. Rxrr.r. to Andrew Simnnds, E?i|., I'rca i fa National Bank, Cbui Icstrm, S. C. may'Jl wee tf ? WASHINGTON HOUSE by Mrs. M. W. Stratton, NhUtVAlS k ASSEMBLY ?TKKKT> S*SSi?*9^ lrM RIA, S. < . Ottvenient to tl?e Greenville arid Charleston I Railroads and ibe UusincsH portion of j ??^^loCUy.. Rste of Transient Hoard?Two Doliaio Repitlar Boar leis received at Rensonablo ?tea. t+ ? '* ? V e?? ti ??elf? / OUR MINISTKU'S 1? A It R1 AU K II Y MINNE MA KV I.KK. Miss Wilmer was nominally but sec und iu position at the M-Ladies j Seminary She was, however, bead and front. (tencrnlis^imo in fact, of thai m institution. Not one of the doron toao'u era am] assistants dared make a more without the approbation of MisS Wilmoi Not that this lady was the superior of all in yeais and \visd<nn. Not that sne was harsh or tyrannical; nor that shr was unnecessarily fault finding and maroso. No: at all. On the contrary, she was naturally amiable and beloved. But fhe was one of those horn to rule. She bore about with her that coruuian ding yet winning presence that captivat es the henrt through deference of love She was good l? iking; if not hatnt-?omo irer'letitures were delicate, With' a cer tain poftn' **. nay. sweetness of ox pros sion, that titi? rly railed however, in the mastery over certain determined lines of contour and muscle, that Paid ven p'ninlv upon that usually placid fiee ? *\'>n Jh'ni, ff man droit 11 or prec< jit ions were intuitively quick . Keen her sen-e of right an 1 wrong, and her regard fur justice inflexible. The*, qualities rendered her peculiarly fitted lor tho office she held; th it of Mentor to the bundled young ladies, which she hid naturally fnlhui into aside fron her original dignity of Professor'of Higher1 Mathematics Were there an infringement of rules, the -vhole uuiully congregation ol girl were summoned to the Ha'l. and Miss Wilmer appointed to lecture them. Hat a y nightly icflec i uis bj hook or by 0 ook, been smuggled into the mode! in-tiuition. t O happened that M .s \\ linier <l c vered the law-breakers, ami Miss Wilmer administrated rebukes and punishment, if one's light at ten o'clock had been holden temporally und r a ! ushel, in>lead of b dug soufted into th 1 Hi k I) ess of obedience thespi.it rap(iiu i <iti ihc door were al once known to be the kr.iukks of Mi*?' Wilmer, aal hi-; fiiruthei! voice would i: unrittr firmly ?Young' 1 dies, lights out instantly. You will be reported Ml the morti'ng before (lie whole echo I. ( na so:o;;d iveur tehee, your parents will n ceive u t.. reu ovo you from this Institution.' Had any other of rife" t wervi t.' u h? r? sp< k u this vcpiimiind. it w< uld hir e gone into one car nnd out ol the other. Put M i.-s 1 W ilmer having ^pokcll it. made it quite ! diflercnt. She at least, was rot in the l.aldt vi eating her owu wuids. I The M-riadies Setiiiifaiy was n Baptist School Kvcrybody that h ol ap\th'ng to du with it must he Hup list even the matron and stewardess. 1! though necessity C..t holic friari girL j aeie employed in the kitchen thrii plneCH were hiled h ?oii as possible by 1 meml ers of the essential faith The First Paptist Church of tho city wae next dour to the Seminary buildings. It ?i.s a cause of great grief whe " or I is were left lor any particular .-lud.ut to attend any other phn e of worship Such a ( tie was looked ujion as heretical Ulltl In athenish. y r. Kdwnrd (Jiley was the pastor oi this Baptist church. He Wu3 regarded with considerable interest by the gills of the Seminary inaMuueh as it was knovn that he was engaged to marry Miss Wilmer. Kvery new girl (Inn canie to school, aller having been to hen1 ihi eirmoti of Mr r*iHoy irtioli her first Sdbath, would be Mil round.-d by a bevy of yo'-ng Sunday d cm, all o.ignr tu tell her that she ueed not ?Jt her cap for the hundson.c ynuug minister, for he is en gaged to marry ^1 is-* Wilmer, older thin h u Keif. Then the st-ry would go on. ow Mr. CiMoy and Miss Wilmer had grown up together I'mm e.hiidhood?he u poor boy, and she the daughter of a dressmaker?how they hud struggled lor an education shi?, by her mother's as -w tancc having far outstripped him, und gone to teaching, while he wn-i put in tue preparatory; how she had d.?s od poorly and live! cheaply giv n< Ii Ar earnings to help I'M ward through hs div ning course and t ow he had been settled down two years over this chinch nnd they were not married yet, t.> thu eu/priHO Jtlid gil-dp of etrfybody Ai.d latterly it had b en confidentially ro ported by these juvenile busy hodiis that the M SHis Whiio, day schol.ua. daughters of Dr> White who was Praxi dent of tho Institution as wall us dc toon of the chnrrJh, had boon hesrd to say that thpii father had no faith that I{ J ward Cillry ?jver intended tn tuiirry M 1*4 W iiiner. Hut ill in id?:u w.-m rather cutel by most nf tbj jjirl? nud indi^ ?intly disbelieved What! .Mr. Oilloy .?ho stood U[> thcro in the pulpit from Sunday to Sunday, preaching the (loa pel baying such eloquent things about beiiiLj good .1.1 i doing rigUfcj ami miking such ! :i_-, pious prayars; and llieti going and hi ' akieg b s word to our cxooUen Miss Wbuir! It was too inert diblo Too iiionstiDu*ly opua-d to nil ihat child iah frith in humati nature?'that stdl more exalted faith in the chosen minister of God ! Thorn came a summer'* Sunday when Mr. Cilloy'a place in the pulpit was supplied by a stranger. Our pastor, it was said, had gone to the White Moun ::iin? for the benefit of hit hesltii. lie might be absent two or three weeks ? peril ipn u month, ??l'\>r the benefit of his health, ?neered Carrie Bf)g?e*i '"lie lookodlhe picture of boa 1 tli It is Mjss Wilmer. who needs to l.xk s n trip. Why didn't ho marry her. and laku h?r along. I won der if she fii nialu'd him in may. 1 should Ci? ink hu would he ashitmed t ' h >i i up his head until iie h id pud hoi hack eve y emit I sliguld think it, wou d fretuui! fuUer him like a ease ol i iiner." It was Carrie Briggs llie high minded West Lbd an who spoke hor true th >ught upou every oeca-ioii. It vrun the fourth morning after th?i depart ure of M r Cijley. The great hull brll rang; uh ui ueui! call'fur a Subbath iu'?mi g Preparations vrera h irriud md thr girls tille I in o.iu a!'t..r another, less oiderly thin usual, full if curiosity as t ? whm this summons might mean. Mom Wtimer was not ni th > desk. In her place was Miss W'-th-rsp i in. tho <>.i it.* , au 1 at present still nominal g vci u :.m of th ? s;h ?<d. She was n -paie mtttdatl Indy of li ty yours, wiuiao dre s w is usually of a deep blue, sometimes doited ov ?r with green sprigs crimson roves, nr yellow mom*, whosi faaii wasyyjss nuiat t> !o ik upvj s\ti 'ml such u loving smile, sue'.i Vo*- eheiSk sjttck- a-b-. cj*v_ ,r,-.v.yl*^.T*Sft- *?4^ -rm-^.'r baxel o; es Wo .il! loved. Miss Wether ?poon; shs von 11 never deny usnnjthiiitf ?she o??ld not pny no?b it she wmhl ^e^.d us to Miss W .on r. which CaUK to he another form of ivfu-ah On th s morning shostood at he.r p <>: unusually stately an I stern. I!< r check? glowed with a deeper red, and her lij essnyed to sp uk, with.nit at fi.stewit ting any fcouud. At length, by a uroat ?Hort at self-coot ml, she said : ?Young 1 di. u : il.e t euch eis of thi iustitulmu will this morning and here after aitci.u M. tirceii'a church, sec m l B.ipti.-t. Il is "iir wUh that all the pupils do the same.' 'A^ huwevir, you have most o }ou ttnexpirsd terms ol" now nut, .-.t the First Il iptUt, wo sh ?11.noi fothjjJ u ur attendance lhere at proa oil lint as sunn H-. j o-siblo wo desire and reqiiAet that our pu, il* follow he ? x iimplcs <>f th ir instructors, and focure pews at Mr. Glien s. As t > th" reason fur such a course, I urn grieved to nay ?" and Miss Wcthcrspoon's lip- qu vor ed, and her Voj e trembled -??th. t h paster of the First IIaptist has proved himself unworthy the high regard in which we held him, and is no loiigei dcssei viiil' our esteem ur ruspoit. Tlo*. wlo> aeci'inpiifiy u- to .Mr. tj .eou's, w i .it ti c aj'Jjoijitod hour, take iludr p'nec* in the Sbcoud Ha l where the will be u e' bj tho'teachers. \ ??u are excus'e>d.' Y"ti may he sine ir w * not fhori fh :n half ? uiinure befme the u-ystorj ol thin bond shod wus iinravtilled And oh, the uuathouiH a> of those hundred sehuol girlsi iigaiusi Mr Cilley! How h .- e.ns ii usl luivo hurtled ! The w icked, ungratcrul man 1 To go and marry another wohinn, und leave poor Ml-s NVilnier in tho Inroh, nithou a i mueh us My tilg a word '. ami he a minister ul tlm church ! A pretty minister, iudecU ? A wolf in sheep's clothings A snake in the grass ! lb had Stolen the livery ol heaven to serve ^he devil ib 1 Shak-pear. .Milton, Hymn, and ? whol: host ?>i' poets were brought mo rctpiiaitiou to gjiTO him his duo in vitnpeiativo epithets. Could I Is e verbal inis-siles, Hying hot froui thoMO hundred tongues, pctritiud in tbeii oourre, they would have stout-d (o dmifh t 'o- orvitlg objuet of their nrni k. ''j he Sanctimonious hypocrite !' cm d Carrie Briggs* "1, lor ouu, ahull gn { und licai him preach Ul d.iV. 1 w'lit to ?on if ho look * any difTcisot since Aollin^ him:.' If to f ,U.au. And win u ho C'UUCj out, wi'ii his wile on his arm, I will nic"t Iiihi t tho vestibule, and ask him if he is n-^uh.-uuud of himself." 'Carrie irtrigg;? ? ym wont do any such thiiu. icried half a dozen v noes. ?J3ut I W4U ; and who will go with me as a witncjs^. Wo ha?-bef;re all d?;larel ourselves ready to qJt th" First Baptist. 'I \v;,l.Wd.iid Fdleti JjUWLou, (Carrie's mo t iutiljKo friend. \\e V*?1 oxpectod Carrie to he ns good as ?r word, for she was a daunt less girl, rierishiu^ .sr.oru and coutemnt for injustMr and wrong. It w.isIn-refore, with eonsidersrablo curiosity Jtut alter our return from our new phi'.j of worship, we gatheied around Cijt'ic, to learn of her mission, .^ho raiXnl her hands in deprecation. ?Oh, vV-, y >u may call me coward, anything-vail th'- names you please, but the tr.itlf is when 1 saw that auuel in pink Midivlutc. the must beautiful littlj churub tXat ever tho sun shone upon- ? [ eouldnT Ul); J couldn't. She lean : 1 lipo? hi2j arm so trustiugly, she luukod so awcfJytid inuoceut jrith her beauti fol bin *Juve.-? ? how could I sli ike her with a by upbraiding that map '? I aluiostf?>rgat e him us I looked at her ?she n.ght win sn angel. I'oor little woman WfJ don't envy her ? 1 pity her. And M i Wilmer U s great deal better elf. it jo could only know it. When my luvemHtu me, 1 hope I shall not be so f?o'.i v as to cry over it. I hope, rather, ? shall have sense enough to ihnuk ijEjaven f.u having looked out for me oetter (hau I could look out for Miysolf. ?1/Ut who would have thought of it ii' a miiii.-ur of the Baptist church;* And everybody thought Mr. j ('illy v.a,?.pcif.seiii.ii itself! But now he , has showu his eioven foot. Well?well ? in\ sp'iech is finished." 1 will pul' add that ihn 'nine d y wonder*,; subsided into an old story : ihat ap^hi^i.-ts for Mr. Cilley state! uj l.eiu ;.i J there; that his lovc'.V VOUtitf bride ' usik all hearts by storm, a?. pro bably jie -had his own, and .h.a by do u:'A.^o t..i..i.-ler Ca.o.' L.o L i;;*.o piij*--:*mWlrj .c:.>.ri i- LLs p-a-c, and that by and by. when Miss Wether >p-ou was gone from earth, and Miss Vi ilmer from the In.-titu ion, wo uevi r k.liuK wiiiiher, I he pupils til the.c.od ..? at again to the ! r-t U.tjti-t. us though its pastor hud u vcr done a Wrong, Such is the way ol the world Hot I. as oil" who 1 i\r ] Miss Wilmer, am old-fashioned enough to believe that those who sutler tv-roug in :his world, uf. well as ih.se who do the wrong, shall med with justice and judgment in th : world to Couiu. A HuiiiuTiia Spuech. Our readers will d i bth-s oivv. rj> credit for h iving kept our columns clear d polities Among a 11 our exchanges there is t one sn entirely useless to us as lite Covjrvti u fit Olube. On mOkirig nircr a copy a few d y* since we found a speech of < ur <dd friend S. S. Cox, formerly of Ohio, now of New York city, apropos of tho Copiinisjsiouor of Agriculture, which we have hern in ductal l ? publish to show how a j >ke may be mad- to defeat a serious and u elul j lirpose. \\ c do not approve1 the jil es mid .-n crs which certain news papers are constantly directing against the riepartmeht of Agri liltiire. Wc decni it a \ (? y valuable branch of the i loverrt'! o it, aid capable of confer ring gieit hem fit? oil agriculture if adequately sustained by Congress: rai'M 7A??i '. Mit. CII a ib m a n?1 think there is a go d deal of undeserved reproach cist on i'?e iiohlo Department of Agriculture. The gentlemen Icon) Illinois ? Mr. Karnswoith) uiidirtook to say that the present Commissioner of Agriculture kept a eft mi In euok the seed.- sent to him from til parts of the world [Laughter] Other members say he boards and live* in our Patent OluCC free of cxponce. I rccolloct when the Commissioner of Agriculture used to nuko htittei fur the Presidential Mali .-iun. Tho.-o were unctuous and happy days. [l*aughiei J I remember well tint a loryior Commissioner raised j s.trawberrjcs for the Prosidpntial Man .iion It is a put of (he buiinc-s of ; that baic iq. [Laughter.J There is no j que-tion of is. coiisiitutionuliiy. [Laugh tcr] It seem*, wo are now to Invo in the Agricultural liurcau a microscopic ! In fact it is a pul ol'our to w bureau I ciatie system. Hiing iu the microscope, t ! that we may ?ee tho inn ci ivoroiia aui n als which are proving upon and atitioy irg this useful bureau. I am nmasud that the House does not appreciate these reports oh agriculture*. The Com tnifsioticf, on the very fitsl p?ge of his report, ',idld us that the "segrated char ai ter of the rural population In- been has been such as tu lot bid that cunceii v nation of ideas and consultation *of views wl icit are common to all other professions and occupations!" This is n peciea of "unahridg d dic tionary" language whi h fills the ihilo logicul uud an.ilyi.cal mind with won der. l!u; look ut the end 1 The last page of the tcport advise? us that we Oiay save ?1.000,000 by dispensing with J fencing 1 Lit us be adv ised and even 1 do better JJispcosc wi.h ban s. stables and houses, and then wo will be t h er ful nud happy. I admire economy ? bribed on a concentration of rural ideas. Again, 1 turn to the Commissioner's ro- i port of Novell.her. IS71. 1 read from] page sixty nine. It i* the report of tho entomologist nnd ourater ! God help u^ to a faithful loxioou. Wo have just linde a bureau of the microscope. My friend from Indiana (Mr. llolmnu) npposese it ; und I never nppo.se him. What is this bureau? It i?. in fnet. the bureau of bugs. I deny that entomology ae a sc.eiice doefiiiot include all b:ign. humbugs nut excluded [Laughter] The C >iu uisiieaer siys that hugs me nut insignificant insects, as tiny are generally an 1 erroneously called! 'Hut, sir. they are bugs. Now, I always supposed entomology did refer to bugs. [Laughter.] '1 he Com miss inuur gives the v. rious noilos of find ing these b igs out. lie tell you of the tcdijtodu utrox, which I hope uiy'friciid* from Ohio, ( Mr. Cui Be'ftT,) w!m is nmr going iway from my seat, alter instruct ing me iu Latin, wid be able to explain to the House. [Laughter.] There are I vuiiota other bugs loforred to. W: have tho caJop!t*nn$ frmnrrrpram, anu , the vuJojifcNiu ijtrcfus, and lie itJipo hi I elliil 'i/.i. flhd the hn bf?i timi .V.r. and the Wto?tylfH i ?pu-/ff, the ttyriojmkornl tnncpoHtt ''i, aud the phu<.ll<i UnttipcHeUq., [tir.al J/aogh'.;i ] -Tb-r^. me f..r the cnuim hi mind. I La tight or.] Kdticu lion rnrms it. Now Iiies? reports "liavo b -en pobli bed ,:t":i j|rc?i expense, and this itifarmntiod is of cour t: intended lor the common people I hops the g ntlemeu will be ubie to oxjilutu to the liouao what all these things are. [Laughter] Let there be annotations go but with these leports. Mr. Chair man. 1 would no: be so pnrtirulsr in this remarkable nomenclature lud we not b e i advised to day by the Honorable gentleman (Nil. (JarGeldj that it was the duty of the Federal (.!nvernim nl, by its function of educator, iu inform the common miiiu. He thought we should, by Federal au'hbrity and motley, difTuie knowledge among men. I therefore boldly usk, where decs beget pojfur to illicit let to {.lain ami In Ucsl people the 1 ruloi>tenus *prt'tu* of 1'hler? [Laugh* ter.J Who shall determine, by Federal tests, lie length of wing of th-. edloptmus femurrrbrumt [Luugh'erj I may admit, for si.ke f argument, that the learned and fresh men from the South may tell its why the arlnbra* simjiltX is an orlhoptyrtltt insect, but why do you invoke Federal powers to aid in this mioroscopio wurk '! These uro rocodditS thought* ami illustrations We ba\a in this agricultural book j reference made to vaiiou*other rocqn : dite things I hope this bureau wil j not be discouraged in it* work. Wo ! have here on one page?as you see ? what seems a liydraulic ram ; and then on another, iu magnifijoul wood and type, the pic'ure ami description of tha ; lucritio ram '* 1 ?ivt.it ir," (Sue page 137.) These are tut in the tm b! extraordinary relation! [Laughter ] Look aMthrough this hook. Look at the pictures' of these bugs. Lo<<k at th se pictures of the /uH'jtAd series. Here wc have tho fun ?j'ild fjioret, f< und within a blighted lilac leaf; and the myech m and other funwjul forms found on the I'l.rr of a tree having the "yellows." [Laughter.] i N? w, it is very evident when wo send these out we ought tosend out at tho aaiue time an iutcrpreuiiuii of tlion? for the beiiotU of the o lUiniotl people. [Laughter.] \\ hat hnve the people douo that they should bo crucified by such public reports ? And while we are wmlitatiog ah .ut the mcW microscope bufeau. I w ul l like to take one mire 'glanee at the book. When*, oh ! where am t to find the' proportion* of'the'Cheater White so\f.'' called Mary ? [Gto?t laughter] Only one year old! Dring on your micro<copic bureau. Observe the length of that inq'v mive snout and tho com pound curl ofthat tail. [Laughter.] See the lengthening lusciousncss of those lacteal glands ! [Laughter.J liut her name it is Mary ! Is iherd a man who ever loved a Marw 7 [Laughter.] Let him construe our beloved Coostitu tion. Perhaps there *ifl some one here attach* d to the Constitution and to education will reproach me for not mentioning the e. aptiiditfh ielioium', or the"putatbr bf Heck. [Laughter.] Will the Scotch member from Kentucky please explain this melodious tertniudl ngy whicti bears his name? [Laughter.] Mr. Chairman, I have only risen for the purpose of having the House undor stnhd the ultotmhihg effect of those | agvicu'tuml reports, not only upon tho | poople iu the country, but the people in j the city. 1 acknowledge that the effact is different according to locality. I now represent a city, though by some misap prehension in the last campaign the pebtile of New York State outside of our grand mcfrdpolM voted for me to repre sent them. I fell short in t'ie country. [Laughter ] To be sure I carried trut | city by some twenty five thousand '. Though I may tldt, owing to misappre hension, be with you next Congress [Laughter.] I must refer to the effect of these rep-rts on the city. The effee*. upon the wicked city of Philadelphia, l which acted so badly in the late election, [laughter.] is c-cpe ially notable. I re fer to it for the purpose of calling the attention of my friend !rom Philadelphia (Mr. KcUcy to the dreadful onftcquen ees he iir.po"f?s upon his constituents iu sendi ig those reports into the heart af Philadelphia. Head very slowly, Mr. Clerk, tho extract I send up from the , Siiitilty Ditpnteh, of Philadelphia, -aowing the direful efT ets of these ? :. io!c rSp Tt ?. [Tbc Clerk real r.rprr-*(??/;-) ;is follows :"] ' We owe rnr tharf!:* US Judge Kel!dy for the latest Patent Office report. Wc already h.:v: s'xt.^n huudrcl of those i 111 r sting v?du ncs in our little libr.rv, ntlt they have b?en read aril reread so many times that we know eve.-y pnge of theiii by heart. This new volune came r?j p vtuncij r/.nd jt'i'tefnlly ou Chris* ir as morning, and that rJigrlt wo gathev od our little family around the fire and r ad it through to them. The affecting ta'c, entitled "Improvement in Monkey Wrenches,' s emed to touch every heart [laughter.] .md when we came to the climax of the little story about 'Rever sible Pie Hourds,' thero was riot a dry eye between tho front door and the stable. [Lni;nhtuf ] During the read iog of the .piteous narrative, 'Gum W ishers for Carriage Axles,' the whole family gave cx^res^iou to boisterous emoti >n, and the hired girl was so much excited that sh. lost her proseoce of mind ane* went around to her mother's madvurtuu'.ly with six p muds of sugar and butter kettle full of flour, aud came home at midnight iiltoxteated. [Laugh ter ] Wc can never sufficiently thank .Judge Kelley for the innocent euj >y mcnt thus furnished us. The memory of that happy evening will linger in our minds very much longer than that hired gill ever lingers when she lights on a lot of substance which she thinks wiil suit the constitdtiod of her ige 1 Jpar | e-.t." [Great laughter ] * President Grant is not alii.: to I to i eoiucisaiion.il chaff, but he occasionally | amu*ea himself at the expense of his j Democratic friends. At tho White House reception ? few days sgo a New York City representative st<?od near the President watching the douse crowd surging along. "Mr. President," aaid ; ho, "this crowd increase* every week. 1 his is getting to bo a great country." Yen said the president smiling; "we are beoouiing a great people aud now that i ho Democrat iu party is crushed there it nothing to obstruct our national progress "Hut," taid the Congressmen,"the poet says that truth crushed to earth will rise agrtiu." ' Very true," replied the Presi dent ; "only I fail to see the retcmblauoe between truth ttndlhe Democratic party. Mrs. .lotiW has long been wanting to \isit Creenwood Cemetery, and in early she nays to her husband; "You have never yet tak u me to Greenwood;, "No. dei'T," he replied; ^that's a preen ie I b'te vet hid only iu aotieif aljou. Wiskey Did fhi* W *S j iflS* ii. i vi? tots e!<sats| <u* The Chicago Evening f*oat mofalitft* as follows upon the execution of Cretijpfc I Driver on Friday, who murdered kit wife in a drunken Gt: ?? aeo Wiw ?s Driver left ft very exact text upos which tho sermons will be made. He said to thoso who accompanied htsfl te> the scaffold: "WVtnkey did fbii\'4m)r me.'' Not a murder, not a fracas of a*f sort.bas ever occurred io this city ftkitm had not its inspiration, neafc ^refpeej*^ in the same cause. This baa been illna? trated within the,past fortjtgnt wfto most emphatic manner. The murder?** in the jail are testimonies to its treffe* Driver's wdrosi "Whiskey did me," might be placed permanently the Cook county scaffold, and the troth df the cpitah never be questioned, MS matter whose the dead body beneath it. The graves of Patrick and James 'Sf? Veigh, out in Calrert Cemetery, cry %\W sani? menace, and officer Ivoch, it tot? h wc occasion to use a crd?eh, Oligfct?f]f| the same thereon with his penknife, foF it ii doubtful whether that, if he not been in a saloon himself the ni tho McVeigh double tragedy, he or need have conflicted with each other ls> mutual an! fatal injury. I* **** But tho pulpit? may preach on t text left by Driver. The press pout to tho illustrations of the:|eeNla#! truth he uttered in his personal nation. Wise and good snd vi* people will bemo.'in *the dlsgtaeo to! city, thS degradation to that ir creature, man, and the deplorable field'' of tho children orphaned by thai man. The rnfian class will be I and interested fur an hour, and fMlst}. t'i'T that brief period from the pursuit of crime, "tor the weariest and moat loath cd worldly life th.tt age, ache, penury, imprisotuetit, can lay on nature is Iff paradise to what we for;* of death." 9M? itf a wo.-k th* excitement, like tkMtfeto sluing, will have beeo ignored. San? world u not to be reformed by a pair ef hanging*. Driver will r it in hie dis houored grave, Us Judge Gray well seid: ? Tho wjriitg utte cd by hie^erhae, hut trial an 1 his scaffold will like the voiecs of an ugly dream." Sh:.ll w "jKet Afiiiai. T'.c fallowing is said to be one ef th* mast brilliant articles *flire's) ttj *%$ lamented Ceorgo D. Picntice. "The fiat of nature is. iusxerabftu Thera is no appeil for relief from great law which dooms as to dttst. .} Sourish and fade as tho leaves of 4M forest an 1 the flowers that blooea jftM wither in a day have no frailer a)eM upon life thus the mightiest ?MMWfjfr that evar shook the earth with hit tfttf^ stops. Generations of-men will spplif and disappear as tho grass and the ?et? titude that thron g the world will disappear as the footsteps shore. Men seldom think of the event of death until the shade* Sft _? orpts their own paitlWayi hiding ?Hp their eyes the faces of loved ones iHaf? liviug smile was the sunlight ef jttseif existence. Death is the antagonist ejf life aud the cold thought of the atsJt|\|^ the skeleton of all feast*. . W? fa m? want to go through the dark fe^M* although its dark passage may ka\d to paradise, we do not want to Inf 4ffffeV|p the damp grave, even with prieset fep bed fellows. In tho beautiful dream fjf Ion, the h jpo of Immortality to e$fg|fl|lV ly uttered by the death deVdted finds deep response in ever/ tHeojgjbieef soul. When about to yield his young esls? tence as a sacrifice to fate, hie asks if they should meet again, to1 he replies:?'I hare asked thai questiod of the hills thai look ?of the clear at reams that, ?of the stars among whose lott e|f azure my raised spirit has walked it) glory. All were dumb, bat te I ejsee> upon thy living face, t feed' that1 mkW is something in the lore that throu-h its boanty that eannot perish. We shall meet tftfe **4 mantha. - ,???,,_ Mll?,,, i Thin party (to street urchin), what do yon ?rjpprssj that d<%M ing me for?" lite youngster knowing look at him and readily I'JflHi. 'Guess he takes you fore , . ttfbe? To' u?? ' i> .Miss Lyons, of Newark, eke* bee brains out because ebe was c4$kjki tfr b.ard with t-tt augers. We here?***? won Icred why more boarders djeV* ' commit ::uieide. etoste s'.? .isi< i.':?> ? .. ? . .