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"Any/hing over to day ?" naked, with
p aigojBeaat awd iron teal emphasis. ?
y?nag/and brief ee* lawyer, ??med Kit
Haenw>?rton, of smiths* equally young
und briefless "limb." Bill IVU.-nd-n. an
be sUtntcred into the- letter's rOoUM in
*.;"+ft street, ehi-h r.min h-id a very
professional nir?a ruaty grate filled
with scraps of paper and cigar end.-, %
table littereel with law books, sheets of
foolscap; floor ditto ; leather bottomed
arm chairs; Tpry era ay ami truculent
looking window panes that looked like
thick cobweb*?all aa it should be,
minus a client. "Any thing over?" he
repeated.
"Over head md earn in Invu 411 1
debt," answer d ?sllcodeu ; "that's all
Oh, I forgot two dines -tod a * aootti
quarter iu the water box "
"And the Governor ?"
"He's departed for New Vor I; and
i'hiiadeiphia, to be gone three u.outl.s.
lie has let hia own Jie*se. you know,
end Waa preparing'* to reside ut his
country scat at B ? | was looking
around for aaivanteiu fact. The ground*
are taken care of by hia next door neigh
oor? * gardener. Hi thinks u?.w he
shan't bact till fall."
"Of cour-e, he eaiuu do v. o kaudsoocU
before ha left ?" remarked Kit, wtttliiig
; the :able with hi<* penknife.
"He gave me a check for my quarter'*
allowance in advauce." answered Bollen
den.
"Have you drawn your money ?"
"My dear fellow, 1 required it all to
consolidate my debts.
"What a stupid proceeding."
^^A_tieec?sary sacrifice. My creditor*
reasing. 1 bad to compound with
for the credit of the bar."
d I think you told me that, n >t
to confide the state of your .tif.it rs
ur father, you had taken m. your
ga on the aofa here, and doled at
eati?g-hou?e\"
ctly so, Kif"
' tnph ; a pleaaant way of passing the
three mouths, certs inly."
shall Ii?a like w nabob for toe next
months, and have a little caidi .0
," said Bellend**, triumphantly,
es, and yu're obliged, thanks t >
f forethought and eXlraVa
your own father's house ?"
"That waa my plan,' replied Hellend
[a, coolly. "Why should the house re
tin empty for a whole quarter ?"
"But the new furuituru will be spoil
id."
' I shall only let it to a respectable
tenant."
kit ramoastrated, but in vaiu.
Balleaden assured bio* that ateru tie
etaaity compelled htm to act, au I begged
to inform him that his resolution w.?* jh>
unalterably fixed that uo power 00 can b
could shake it. That evening the ad
vertisement was put ia the Transcript.
The next moruiog a modest Up at
Bellenden* office door produced ait 10
vitatiou to inter, aud a highly r-.apcot
abla eld gentleman availed himself of
tha permiaaion. lie Was dressea in
black, with a white neckcloth, w}t?a
heavy geld chain and square, old
fashioned watch-key, and p ?limited rfu ?o
and white stockings, .tud c?rr.e 1 a ou>i
cane, witb au ivory head, tnu very oeau
ideal of an old Boston merchant.
"I calleu, sir, in oousequeoce ofyoar
advertisement iu the Tra>tucrtj*t iaai
eveaiog."
"Pray be seated. You have au .oca
ot moving out of town ?"
lYe?, torgikrea mouth* only, i will
drive out this afternoon and aaa your
boats, aad if I like it, and tue terms are
not too high, 1 think we eau utauage to
wake aa agree me at."
"What family have you, air 7" asked
aWtotM, with tea* ftfetteV ^Vaw>8
ItfetfejeV
"Ouly my wife, my daughter, and
?elf," replied the old gentlemen.
"And yon hare no objection to taking
aae to hoard ? I'm not much trouble in a
house," aaid Hellenden.
"None whatever. Pray what are your
term* f"
"One hundred and fifty dollars of the
season?that, is three months. 1 will
nllow you fire dollars a wcnk for my
hoard that lukea off sixty."
"Halauce ninety," replied the old
gentleman, r."..,ng. ?? Wy well, air, if I
like the bouse. I will call to morrow and
pay you in adrauce."
"As you pleaae,sir."
"My name," aaid the old gentleraau
as lie took leave, "is Greyling?God'rey
Gr-yliug & Co., India Wharf. Good
moruiug, sir."
"Greyling ! One daughter'." cried
Hellenden, as he p ced his room. "What
if he should be the father ot*the glorious
creature 1 met at Gloucester last rum
iner ? The idea of being under the
same roof with her almost drives me
mid. and atones for much that I have
suffered and ametillauffcring?Grey ling!
Grey ling !"
His conjectures were correct. Grey
li\g called nest day. paid the rent and
reeciv >d the key. aud the evening after,
when he wem out to the village, he din
C i'cfed to hii delight th;it Julii Grey
ling was no other than a charming girl
wh<>in he had casually encountered at
? ape Ann the previous reason. She
was then visiting the place with her
aunt, and whether she was conscious of
a nascent peuchaut for our hero, or for
?oaic other reason, she1 had for boruc
mentioning to her mother having met a
y mug gentleman by the sea-aide, with
such a dear coraair expression aud suuh
a sweet mustache ?
Of course, Hellenden did not come in
to (own any more Why should he 1
He had no client there?aud a suit here
must not be rutfercd to go by default.
Went duct* at the piono 1 What ttr 11a
in the garden! What walks by moon
light! What rides at sunset! It waa a
fair existence Hut in the sweetest cup
of pleasure, turgit anmri aliquid?and
>"-oiling i the bottom of his breaker of
bli.<u. lay a a?- pent thought that all this
fair. s< cue w.iutd soon vanish like a
summer day dr. am With the birds aud
I. th- Grayling would be gone?be
I three months if enjoyment Ixoore
I Thrtto mouths! he had uot tweuty
m hours,
?'he next morning Bellen don was
Idling in tli* garden, Waiting for Mist
Kyling to join him, wiien the omnibus
ffped at the door, and out of that j
laibus ? a vision of dread?alighted
I. Hellenden, senior.
r'Vou here, sir!" excUimed lbs young
an.
|"s*mU here, sir!" exclaimed the father
How came you to think of opening the
Luve.'' D.d you get word that 1 wa?
'?No, a:r; but I thought you wouldn't
isiike if"
"Not at all. Y' u've saved me a deal
Ftrou de. Servant here?"
?*Ye?, air."
"Well well, let's go out of the sun,"
replied Mr. Hellenden impatiently.
' "One moment, sir. I have aotua friends
at tying \*ith me?very respectable peo
ple, i assure you. sir?the Grey lings?
do you km** them?'' he added, anxious
?jr.
?'No' but I've heard the name,"
* "I've kept you waiting,', cried Mise
Greyling. running down the atepa of the
piatxa in a charming walking dress,
??but am uuite ready bow." She stop
\ ped Suddenly and blushed on perceiving
j a stranger
I My lather, Misa Greyling."
?I am happy to see you, air. Won't
I .on walk in?"
? Hospitable," muttered Hellenden.
??*?? :ng it s my houee."
? Mis? Go yling," aaid young Hellen
?ien, iieiVouely. "1 am very sorry that
i 4i ust umy iuy*eli the plea>ureof walk
ing with you. but my father?1? pray
i excuse inc."
?*Oh. certuiuly, certainly; don't make
any apologies. 1 couldn't think of going
bow. Pray, walk in, sir. You'll dine
with a*. 1 hope, sit."
??1 rather think 1 shall, youag lady.''
answered Bellenden, senior, coolly.
"You're dusty and tired, father" aaid
young Heli< itdt u, who dreaded a discov
ery. "Won't you walk up into my
I raoBiT"
f "No, air," replied Bellend*!!, senior,
peremptorily. "I waat to aae hair th*
drawing-rtxnnbofes WKh ?bat taste
you're poor mother, bed ebe been alive
; would have furnished ft."11
And totting his hut ob the taale he
walked into the towg drawing-room,
followed by his ion sad Miss Qswy
ling.
"My father and mother, Miss Bellen
den," said the young lady, getting be
fore him and performing the ceremony
of introduction.
Mr. Greyling had fallen asleep nncon
sciously on the ottoman, and aaok from
a aittin?, to a recumbent position. Ho
atarted up, rubbing hia eyea.
"Bless me, what a solecism? I'm
afraid I waa vulgar enough to dose. Mr.
Bellenden. I'm very happy to aee you.
My wife. Pray lit down, sir."
"Thank you, sir, I prefer walking
about," replied Mr. Bellenden, senior.
"Curse his impudence," he muttered
to his son, "Sleeping with bis boots on
my cut velvet ottoman. Asking me to
be seated in my own bouse?"
"He's rather eccentric," whispered
young Bellenden, ."but moat amiable of
men."
"My father," he said, in a low, tono ad
dressing Greyling, "ia odd, very pecu
liar?but you musn't mind him."
"You will dine with us en famifU,"
said Mrs. Greyling, a very amiable and
polished old lad?, by the way.
"1 intend to. ins lame, cortiinly," re
plied Bellende?, acoior, who was stroll
iug about the room, examining the furni
iure, and accasiouelly changing the place
of a chair, a card table or a vase.
"Traveling makes one hungrey, and
as the country probably produce the same
effect on you I ahall make no appology
for ordering dinner.', And be rang the
bell. A smart man servant auswered
it.
"Dinner directly; Sam," aaid Mr.
Bellenden, senior.
"James, air," replied the man, with
dignity, aud looking with n inquiring
air to Mr Gr^yKnj^?*--^
"Serve the dinner if it ia ready,
I James," aaid Mr. Greyling, smothering
hia indignation.
"Confound bis impudence !" said he
to himself. "Dots he presume to give
; orders to my servants ?"
I "Haug his insolence!" whispered Mr.
Bellenden to his son. "M ist he tell my
! people what to do?"
! Dinner was soon announced Mr.
Bellenden, senior, offered his arm to
Mra. Greyling. Young Bellenden sailed
in with Julia, and Mr. Grayling brought
up *in the rear. Mr Bellenden, senior,
handed t.ie old lady to her place with
great gallantry, and seated himself op
poaite to her to the astonishment, in
dignation and disgust ot old Greyling,
who Would have broken out in remoua
Uucua if hia daughter had not restrained
him. Young Belleudco elm h d In
napkin in sgouy.
Mr. Bellenden, senior, did the houors
of the table with easy uonchaluiice. but
all the other members of the ?auiily
labored under a singular restr?int. and
the ladiea sought the earliest opportunity
of retirring.
"Now, James," said Mr. Bellenden,
senior, "the champague !"
"Really, Mr. Bellenden," stammered
Greyling, but the words fairly chok ?<!
him ; he leaned back iu his ehair, and
unloosed his cravat. The poor man
looked quite apoploctio.
James hauded Bellenden a bottle, the
wire was cut, the cork bounced out per?
Tersely, aud smote Mr Greyling on hia
rather proiniueul Roman uose.
"A random shot. I beg a thousand
psrdous," said Jtlr. Bellenden, bowing.
And he passed a fotmiug breaker to the
irritated tu-.-rchant.
"I don't driuk champagne," aaid
Greyling, testily. '?James give me some
claret."
"That's right, Mr. Greyling, call for
what you like," aaid Bellenden. Nothing
givea me greater pleasure than to sec
people make tneiueelvee at home."
"I should think so, sir," replied Grey
bug, dryly, as he sipped his wine in
augry gulps.
"The cellar is pretty well stocked, eh,
William," pursued Mr. Bellenden, ad
dreasiog his son. "Aud I beg, Mr.
Greyling, you will name your favorites.
What do you say to Burgundy 7"
"If you desire Burguudy, Mr. Bellen
den."
"Of course I do/1 replied Mr. Bellen
den. "Bottle of Burgundy, James."
"You most excuse me, Mr. Bellen,
den," said Greyling, rising "I would
prsfsr to join tha ladies."
"Do not pltoo any restraint on your
?elf. Consider yourself perfectly at
bos; while you are here."
"I do so consider myself, I assure Jfcra,"
answered Mr. Grayling, rising, "add
shall do so while I remain, which will
be until neat September." And ha
slammed th* door behind in a pet.
Mr. James followed the example of
his maater. 7 LI
"What under the sun, VT?&m,'*
crmd Mr. , Bellenden? when they were
alone, "could hare induced you to in
vite such a vulgar, ill brod set h*re ?
Talk of staying till September too P*
"My dear sir," sUasmerctS young
Bellenden, "he is a client and promises
me a 1 <rge business."
"And make* np for paying fee* by
quartering himself and family here for
months. The old fellow's impudence
beats every thing I heard of."
"Ho is certainly eccentric," aaid youag
Bellenden. "But if you knew him aa 1
do. air, you'd excuse his peculiarttiea."
"Doubted." aaid Bellenden, senior.
* i
"But let us join the lad tea. la*
daughter is pretty and attractive, though
not. I am eoostraiaed to aay, over well
bred."
The evening passed off pretty well,
the tasteful performance of Mise Grey
ling on ths piano soothed the troubled
hpirits of all her ruditors. But ?h?n the
hour of retiring arrivcil th? namUaaiint
feelings of the two seniors revived.
' I trust you will pass the night with
us," said Mr. Grcyliug. civilly.
"Why. where else should I pus it f "
"Very well, sir," replied Greyling,
''when yon are ready, I will light you
up to your room?the blue chamber".
"I am very much obliged to you, air.
retorted Bellenden, "but it's all th*.
same to you, I prefer to select my own
sleeping apartment."
"8ir, I wish yon a very good night !"
said Greyling. taking up a lamp and
sweepiag out of the room, followed by
wife and daughter.
"Extraordinary !" growled Bellenden.
**Hang me if ever I saw, read or heard
of such immeasurable impudence !"
The next morning Mr. Bellenden,
aenio?*. was up betimes and walking in
hie garden. lie was sooa joined by Mr.
Greyling, who appeared to have paaaed
a feverish night. The twe old gentle
men saluted each other stiffly.
"I hope you have p issed a gool night,
sir." *aid Mr Hellenden.
"I didn't sleep a wink," aaid Mr.
Grayl ng
"Inded? I am distressed to learn
it."
"Mr Bellenden, sir, it is very evident
that, although your sou and I agree very
well together, you aud I cannot exist un
der the same roof "
"Indeed! Aud I preaume," said Mr.
Hellenden, ironically, - that y >u are
about to sugge-t the expediency of my
taking my quarters elsewhere From
what I saw of your conduct yesterday,
1 should judge you to be capable of such
u pioposition."
".Mr. Hellenden, as a lawyer, you
must be aware that 1 have a right to
make it "
"A right to make it?"
"Yes, sir, but I scorn to do ao, and
merely come to give you notivj that I
shall vacate your prenises to day, leaving
it to your sense of justice to accord and
reasonable damage* "
"Reasonable damages?" cried Bellen
den, furiously. Haven't you take a up
! your quarters here, hat; and baggage.
I ordered my servanU about, appropriated
what rooms yon saw fit to your own use,
j cut bouquets out of my garden, pent pre*
| euta of fruit aud vegetables to year
I friends in town, acted, in n word, aa if
I you were master here??and now you
ulk of damages!"
i "Well, sir," roared Mr. Grayling,
"haven't I paid th* rout in advance?
You're crazy, old follow!"
Hut at this oru-ls appeared young
Hellenden, alarmed, abashed and peni
tent. Ho made a full coufesaion of the
trick be had perpetrated and then stood
j culprit-like, trembling aud covered with
cuuiutiou. The two old gentlemen eyed
each other for a moment, then bant into
a hearty fit of laughter and shook hand*
I cordially.
{ The young scapegrace who had occa
sioned all the trouble waa pardoned nnd
hie tather agreed to discharge hi* debt*
i on the pledge of making a good husband
to Julia Greyliog Tbo youag couple
took up their abode in the Bellenden
villa; preferring Us lux uric* aad comfort
to the chance of advertising for lodging
"to be let?formwhed."
Tha following.^ which a valued corres
pondent tells us waa never before iu pri nt
tt relates to Ben Butler aud Bon's dog.
and another fellow and ia a pretty good
Specimen of diamond cut diamond :
Bear Butler waa a down-east lawyer
before ha got to be a major-general and
representative of hie district in Congress.
Like all lawyers, Ben had a hard pull of
it at tha start, and perbapa the sharp
ness sod acumen for which he ia so uni
versally celebrated, were acquired at
tH* early period of his lifo, when he
waf striving for a practice, aud the odds
wer? brains or starvation.
Cos day, while sitting iu hia office,
there entered a long-legged, gaunt,
hatchet faced-speciinen of tho genius
Yankee, who looked sharp enough
to make hie mesls off pins sod
needles, and w4sa> thus accosted a future
Congressrn?? .
?Mr. Lawyer, I am going into a little
bet of law bamaaaa,aad as you seem like
a right smart, placky sort of chap, 1
thought I might as wall givs tho job to
jag*'
? All right/ says tha lawyer, 'yon can't
trast your ease ia better hands.' -
'Well, thea, I had a ham hanging in
an oatehed, and a neighbor'! dog came
along and ate it. What would you do ?'
'Why, prosecute the owner of the dog,
of course Make the fellow pay for
damages.'
'That's tba Ulk Mr. Lawyer,' aaid the
Yankee, with a aly smile beginning to
work around the corners of hia eyes and
mouth. 'But you see?I don't know as
it makes any difference?the dog was
youra.'
Butler opened hia eyes a little at this
onslaught, but he wasn't going to be
taken aback' ia that manner, even by a
brother Yankee.
'What do you value your ham at ?'
asked But drawing out hia wallet.
'Well, T gneeea five dollars will be
letting you off cheap,1 said the Ysukae,
?fur it was aa ?11 lead gvod ham.'
Without entering a word of prote it,
Bntler paid the money, and then aaid :
'There is your damage for the ba u
Now fork over ten dollars.'
'What for?' inquired the Yankee, in
his turn astonished.
'For my legal adWicc,' said Bu''er.
You don't Suppose I can work wit tout
a fee, do yaw ?'
Mr. Yankee waa hit; so drawing a
face as long aa his legs, he al > * iy
counted out the Honey, and inwirdly
vowed he would briug no more law busi
seas before the youthful but rasor like
dispenser of Coke and Blackstone.
Gsammar.?It taker ayinkcc school
inarm to just puralc poor unsophisticated
mea, bow a days. Coming home on the
train last week we overheard the follow
ing conversation between a youug lady
teacher, who also writes for the-aud
an old gentleman who had always believ
ed be could apeak the English Lan
Old Gentleman?'Are thcro any
house building in your village?'
Young Lady?'No air There is a
new house being built for Mr. Smith,
but it is the carpenters who arc build
ing.'
Gentleman? 'True; 1 sit corrected
To be buildiag ia certainly a different
thing from to ha being built. And how
long has Mr. Smith's house been boiug
built?'
Lady (looks puijled a moment, and
then answers rather abruptly)-'Nearly
a year.'
Gentleman?-'How much longer do
you think at ?111 b* being built?'
Lady (explosively)?'Don't know.'
Geottemaa?'I shoald think Mr.
Smith woald ba aaaayed by its being
built for tha haasa ha now occupies be
ing old ba mast leave it and the new
oae being built, instead of being buiW as
ha expected he cannot?,
Hore the gentleman perceived the
lady had disappeared.
Philosophers are made of just auch
mea as the owe whom the wind robbed
of hia bat recently* He didn't chase it
at all He simply appropriated the cov
ering of the loudest laughter near him,
and at the same time fetching him a blow
that made his noae bleed.
A man who had tied a petition fot
diverse was informed by his eountoi that
hia wife had filed a "cross potion," as
lawyers tail it*
"A cross pttitian"' exclaimed the
husband; "that's jast like her'. She nev
er did a good natorod thing in her lifo,
Mississippi Bucca*tmaU^k thick*
ly wooded island, known" fit LongIsland,
nbout fourteen mile? ttbo^s'Muscitine,
in the Mississippi, has turned oat
to be a regular robbers, nest, a, sort of
Isle of Moute Cristo, ax^MSvAqi
Valuables Is concerned^ ? Tb,o djacovcry
Was niado by thp polico of Davenport,
who, havii g had their suspicions aroused,
visited 1 il e. ..spot ^a .. w^eek ago, but on
reaching it. u found that th?. birds bad'
flrjwtt;'- Many evidences, however, of
occupation of the island were strown'
around. Boxes of all kind* id'cT many
sizes were thick on the g^nxf, with11
bite of paper and 'pieces ot twine and 1
rope, here and there an old garment, ''
and many Sigoj of carpenter work.
According to the report of farmers liv
ing near by, the island had'Vsewabaai
doned only tho day before', wbcfn the*/
loaded a large yawl and skiff with plun
der, and started southward; If one of
tho houses in the vicinity of the island!
hud been disturbed by the thieves; tad .,
the farmers thought that tfce people, on
the ialand wore a party ofrf^j^jfo ?
they were often aeerx.fisjii^g fa^eriy^ .
and starting off with guns on their
bhouldcrs, as if going joff on. a bunt. (It
is supposed thnt most, of the burglaries
i ? if u v.
which have been committed in Daven
port, Muscatine, Wilton, West Liberty,11'
aud other localities in this section dur
ing the summer, were tho work of aft':
organized band which inhabited'tho
island, who used the secluded spot for''
secreting their ill-gotten goods. I ?? 4| ?'
i mum mmi ' :T " i "' m '
'Ep He'd Said Ducks.'?During a ,
class meeting held several years sioco by
the Methodist brethren of a Southern
village, Brother Jones went among the
colored portion of the congregation.
Finding thore an old man notorious for.
his endeavor to serve God on the Sub
bath and satan the rest of the week, he
said :
'Wall, Brother Diet, I'sa sUt4??eeu
you here. Haven't stole any turkeys
sines I saw you last, Brother
Dick V
?No. Bruddqr Jone*, no turkeys.'
'Nor any ahickens, Brother Dick?'
'No, no, 1?rudder Jones, no chickens.'
'Thunk the Lord, Brother Dick!
That's doing vreli, my brother!' aaid
Brother Jones, leaving Brother Dickjj,
who immediately relieved his ovcrbur*
d -nod conscience by saying to a near
ncighb.r, with an immense sigh of re*
lief:
'Ef he'd said thick* he'd a bad me V
>':" <5V rV '?** *** ' on I n r%
Stuange Freak or Liqiitnino.?
A young lady, while standing in a win
dow at Morgautown, Butlei county, Ky *
received a slight shock for a flash of
lightning. On her recovery, it wa*1
found that an ailanthus tree, Standing
near the window, had been accurately -
photographed by the electric flash upon
her breast. This-reminds a friend that
in his youth be was tho object of photon
graphy. He had told bis father that he
was "a demented old jackass." This,
playful remark enraged the unreason
able father, and he interviewed his son.
When the interview was over tho sou
felt that ho had been struck by light
ning, aud that a photograph of a man's
hand wad distinctly visible?but not
where he could see the picture. Light
ning is guilty of strange freaks at times.
A dying Irishman, asked by his con
fessor if he was ready to denounco tho
dovil and all his works, replied: "Don't
ask me that; I'm going to a atrango
country, and I? don't intend to make
myetlf enemies."
An indignant witues". exclaimed, "The
Grst time that I ever did auoh a dis
honorable act I would blow out my
brains, Sir." "Very gqpd," said the
examining counsel; "aud what would
you do the second time?"
A Kind lady in New York gave n
pair of pantaloons to a poor boy lately.
The next morning the youth returned
and requested her to pot a watch pook
ot in them as other rise they were not
of much use to him.
A woman latctJy looking at a prin
ting press at work looked up in the faco
of her companion, and in a most earnest
maudcr inquired; "Well, Tim, an,
t hen's the things at writes the papers.
Bo's thorn what they call editors':"
An Indiaaian asked the clerk of *
Court whether ho couldn't reduce t'io
rates of half a dozon fellows etabbad to
gether to take oat marriage-license*. ?