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ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
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Mai col* r. Bkowbih?.
A. P. Baowsrs?.
TO Uf LET?FURNISHED.
" Anything over to day ?".a*kod, with
? eigujReent ?ad ironical emphasis. ?
youngr^fssd brieflee* lawyer, sained Kit
Irainaaert'tn, of another equally young
and triefles* ;Mimh." Rill Hellend-n, s
he ^Wintered into (he letter's rOotiM in
*>e?K rtrert, rhi-h r.min h id a very
professional air?it rmv.y grate filled
with scrap* of paper and cigar ende, ?
suhle littered with law books, >heoti (if
foolscap; loot ditto ; leather bottomed
arm chairs; vary craay and truculent
looking window panes that looked like
thick cobweb*?all aa it should be,
minus a client. "Any thim; over?" he
repeated.
"Over head md eare in love ?tri
debt," answer d Heilenden ; "that's! nil
Oh, I forgo* two di nes ?.id a%.s aooth
quarter m the water box "
"And the Governor V
"He's departed for New York and
1 hiladelphia. to be gone three u.otithe.
He haa let Iiis own Jteatte. y<?u know,
and Was preparing' to reside ut his
cnontry teat at 11??; waslooking
ground ??.r r.'jvsuts iii fact. The grou.dr
are mk- n care of by his uext door ueigh
bar, a gardener. He thinks u?iw be
shan't back till fall.''
'?(Jf eour-e, ho came down h.m.lso?oel?
before ha ieit?" remarked Kit, wtttliug |
iha :*t>lt! with hit* penknife.
"Ha gave me a check for my quarter's
allowance in advance." answered Bollen
den.
"Have you drawn your money ?"
"My dear fellow, 1 required it ail to
consolidate my debts.
"What a stupid proceeding."
A oeceaeary sacrifice. My er.-ditor*
>res?iug. I had to compound with
for the credit of the bar."
1 thiuk you told me that, n ?t
to coufide the atate of your i.'l'urs
r father, yon had ukeo ui. )uur
iga on the aofa here, ami d.ued at
eating-hou?s."
Kit*
['tnph ; n pleasant way or passing the
three months, certainly."
shall Ii*? like ? nabob for tbe next
months, nnd hare S little caeh to
" said Hellendes triumphantly,
'es, and you're obliged, thanks t >
of forethought and eSlfaVu
your own father's house 7"
?That was my plan,' replied Bellend
, coolly. "Why should the house re
in empty for a whole quarter ?"
''But the new furniture will be spoil
ad."
'?I shall only let it to a respectable
Renast."
Kit remonstrated, but in ?raiu.
Balleades assured biiu that stern ue
etasity compelled hius to act, aul begged
to inform htm thai hia resolution w.n? ih?
unalterably tue i that no power on can it
could shake it. That evening ttie ad
vertitemaut waa put in the Transcript.
The next morning a modest up at
liellluden e uics door pr>duoad an tu
vitatiou to mter. nnd a highly reapoei
abla eld gentleman availed bitueeit'uf
the permission. lie Wae dressed ju
black, with a white ueoKelotu, w?.e ..
heavy geld chain and square, ohl
Uebioned watch-key, and pdi.-ned i*u-h>.<
?ad ?hits ::scti:;g?, .?ud carr.e: a uwd
case, with an ivory bead, tnu very .can
ideal of an ula Boeton meruhaut.
"I ealled, air, in consequence of /oar
advertisement in the Transcript i:wc
?vestsf."
"Pray h? seated. You have au tuen
o! astrtiftg out of town T
"Yes, losj^hree mostke oul>. i sill
drift) out thai afternoon and see your
kustfft, eed if I like it, and toe terms are
sot teo high, 1 think we east tuaaago to
make an agree mews."
"What family have you, sir 7" ?eked
ffcellette'eSf with the sef ?4 a pw*sieed
??Only n?J wife, my daughter, aud
?elf," replied the old gentleman.
"Aid yon have no objection to taking
m? to board ? I'm not much trouble in a
houM," aaid Hellendeft.
"Nona whatever. Prey what are your
terme?"
"One hundred end fifty dollar! of tint
season?that, U three months. I will
nllow you fire dollars a week for my
hoard that tukcs off sixty."
' Balance ninety," replied the old
gentlemaii^-^iug. "Very well, air, if I
like the house. I will call to morrow and
pay jou in advance."
"As you please, sir."
"My name," said the old gentleman
as lie took lcate, "is Greyling?God'rey
Gryliug A 'Jo., India Wharf. Go<?d
morning, air."
"Greyling! One daughter!" cried
Hellenden, m be paced his room. "What
if be should he ihr father oLthe glorious
creature 1 met at Gloucester last sum
nier ? The idea of being under the
same roof with her almost drives me
nud. and atones for much that I have
suffered mud s??;;!isuffering?Greyling!
ttrevlim? !"
His conjectarea were correct. Grey
Ir.g called next day. paid the rent and
reeciv'd the key. and tha evening after,
when he went out to the tilfege, he din
c ?vefeu to his deii^ht that juiia Grey
ling was uo other than a charming girl
Whom he bad casually encountered at
< 'apa Aon the previous season. She
waa then visiting the place with her
aunt, and whether ahe waa conscious of
m nuni-ci.i penchant tit oof hem, 9? for
?ante other reason, she/ bad for borne
mentioning to her mother having met a
y mug gentleman by the sea-side, with
such a dear corsair expression aud such
a sweet mustache 1
Ol' course, Bellenden diJ uot come in
to town any more YYby should ha ?
He had no client there?aud a auit here
must not be suffered to go by default.
Wext duet* at the piano 1 What ?tr IIa
in the garden! What walke by moon
light! What ridas at sunset! It was a
fair existence But in the aweetest cup.I
ot pleasure, ttinjil atii'iri alt quid?aud !
coiling .1 tin-bottom ot his bleaker of I
bliss, lay a ee pent thought that all this I
fair; secne w.iutd soon vanish like a ]
summer day dr. a n With the birds aud I
it (he Li;e>liog WOuM be gone?he I
hree tuootha ?f enjoyment beiore I
I'hree tuonthn! he had uot twenty
ours. -
> next morning Hellen 1 -n was I
ng in tha gardes, waiting for Miss
tug to join him. wiieu the omnibus I
:d at the door, and out of that
us ?a vision of dread?alighted
teilenden, senior. I
eu her*, air!" exclaimed the young I
ou here, sir!" exelaitued the father
' eaiue you to think of opening the
.' D.d you get word that 1 wa?
o, rr; but I thought you wouldn't
e if"
ot at all. y. u've saved me a deal
u.?la. Vert?ut here?"
?Y??, air."
??Well well, let's go out of the aun," I
replied Mr. Bellenden impatiently.
1 < -ne moment, air. I have some friends
Staying with me?very respectable peo
ple, i HM.-ure you. air?the Greyliugs ?
do you ku??w them?" he added, anxioua- I
'?No' but I've heard the name,"
'I've kept you waiting/, cried Maas
Greyling. runoiug down the steps of tha I
piaixa in a charming walking drees,
??but am quite ready now." She atop
(ted suddenly and blushed on perceiving I
a si ranger
My father, Miss Greyling."
"I am happy to see you, air. Won't
.on walk in?"
?Hospitable," muttered Bellenden.
"ae? tog U s my house."
"Alia* Grayling," said young Bellen
den, nervously, "1 am very sorry that
? uitiiat dray myseli the pleasure of walk
ing with you. but my father?I? pray
excuse me.".
? oh. certainly, certainly) don't make
any apologies. 1 could u't think of going
now. Pray, walk in, air. you'll dine
with na, I hope, air."
" I rather think 1 shall, young lady/'
nnaWeratl Helfenden, senior, coolly.
-You're daaty and tired, father" said
young H?ll< udeu, who dreaded a discov-1
ery. "Won't yon walk np into my
rootnT"
"No, air," replied Bellenden, senior,
aefaawptorily. "I Waal la aea kow tha ]
drawing rc^tn kwks WH* what tost?
you're poor mother, had aim been alive
would have furnished t*.wj i
And toning bis hat ow the taelo he
walked into the long driwiagroora,
followed by hie son tad Him Gsey
ling.
,kMy rather and mother. Mica Bullen
den,*' laid the young lady, getting be
fore him and performing the ceremony
of introduction.'
Mr. Grcyling had fallen asleep nnoon
sciously on the ottoman, and sank from
a sitting to a recumbent position. Ho
started up, rubbing his eyes.
"Bleae me, what a solecism? I'm
afraid I was vulgar enough to dote, Mr.
Bellenden. I'm very happy to see you.
My wife. Pray sH down, air."
"Thank you, air, I prefer walking
I abo :t," replied Mr. Beiicudcn, senior.
"Curse his impudence." he muttered
to his ton, "Sleeping with hie boots on
I my cut velvet ottoman. Asking me to
j be seated in my own house?"
"He's rather eccentric," whispered
young Bellenden, "but meet amiable of
men."
''My father," he said, in a low, tono ad
dressing Grcyling, "is odd, very pecu
liar?but you musa't mind him."
"You will dine with u? en famifU,"
said Mrs. tireyling, n very amiable and
poliahcd nid lad?, by the way.
"1 intend to, nr. I uno, eortiinly," ro- |
plied Bellenden, senior, who was stroll
iug about the room, examining the furni
lure, and accaaionully changing the place
of a chair, a card table or a vase.
'?Traveling make* one hungrey, and
nsthccountry probably produce the same
effect on you I shall make no appotngy
for ordering dinner.'. And be rang the
bell. A smart man servant answered
it.
"Dinner directly, Sam," aaid Mr.
Bellenden, senior.
*'James, air," replied the man, with
dignity, and looking with n inquiring
nir to Mr Gr*>yKr$t,??
"Serve tbe dinner if it is ready,
James," said Mr. Greiling, smothering
i his indignation.
'?Confound his impudence !" said he
to himself. '-Does he presume to give
; orders to my servants ?"
i "Hang hia insolence!" whispered Mr.
Bellen ten to his son. "Must he tell my
people what to do 7"
j Diuner was soon announced. Mr.
Bellenden, senior, offered his arm to
.Mrs. Grey ling. Young Bellenden nailed
in with Julia, and Mr. Grsyliug brought
j up "in the rear. Mr. Bellenden, senior,
luuded t.ie old lady to her place with
great gallantry, and seated himself op
posito to her to the astonishment, in
dignation and disgust of old Grcyling,
who would have broken out in remous
tuueos if his daughter had not restrained
him. Voung Bellenden elut h d Iii.?
uapkiu in agoiiy.
Mr. Bellenden, aento;\ did the honor*
of the table with easy nonchalance, hut
all the other members of the 'amity
? labored under n singular restraint, and
the ladies sought the earliest opportunity
of mil ring.
"Now, James," said Mr. Bellenden,
senior, "the champagne !"
I "Really, Mr. Bellenden," stammered
Grey ling, but the words fairly chok *d
I him ; he leaned baok in his chair, and
unloosed his cravat. The poor mau
! looked quite apoplcetio.
James handed Bellenden a bottle, the
wire wsa cut, the cork bounced out per
Tersely, and smote Mr. Grayling on his
rather prominent Roman nose.
'A random ahot. 1 beg a thousand
pardons," aaid .?lr. Bellenden, bowing.
And hn paaaed a foaming breaker to the
irritated ur.-rohant.
"I don't drink champagne," aaid
Grcyling, testily. "James give me some
claret."
"That's right, Mr. Greyling, call for
what you like," aaid Bellenden. Nothing
givea me greater pleasure than to sec
people make tneiueelvce at home."
"I should think so, sir," replied Grey
bug, dryly, at he sipped his wioo tu
angry gulp*.
"Tbe cellar is pretty well stocked, oh,
William," pursued Mr. Bellenden, ad
dressing hia son. "And I beg, Mr.
ti ley ling, you will namo your favorites.
What do you say to Burgundy 7"
"If jou desire B?rguudy, Mr. Bellen
den."
"Of coarse 1 do/' replied Mr. Bellen
des. "Bottle of Burgundy, Jnmce."
"You njuet excuse me, Mr. Bellen
; dtu," laid Greyling, siting "I would
prefer to join the kedtW'
' -"Do sot pltoo any restraint od your
?elf. Consider yourself perfectly st
home while you ere here."
" 1 do m consider myself, I assure you,"
answered Mr. Greyling, rising, "and
shall do no whiln I remain, which will
he until neat September." And ha
slammed the door behind in a pet.
Mr. Jatucs fallowed the example of
hia master. , ut
"What uuder the ano, Willram,"
cried Mr. , Hellenden, whew they were
alone, "could, h*vc induced yon to in*
rite such a vulgar, ill bred set hare f
Talk or staying till September too !"
"My dear air," stammered young
Bellenden, ("he is a client and promises
me a 1 irge business."
"And makes up for paying fees by
quartering himself and family hew for
months. The old feiiow'e impudence
beats every thing I heard of."
"He ia certainly eccentric," aaid young
Bellenden. "But if you knew him aa 1
do. air, you'd excuse his peculiarities)."
"Doubted." paid Bellende?, aeaier.
"But let an join tbn India*, tat
daughter ia pretty and attractive, though
not. I am constrained to say, over well
bred."
The evening passed off pretty well,
the tasteful performance of Miaa Grey
ling on th 2 piano southed the troubled
rp:r:!s of si! her rudttnrs. But wL?? tue i
hour of retiring arrived, the unpleasant
feelings of the two seniors revived.
* I trust you will pass the night with
us," said Mr. Greyling. civilly.
"Why. where else should I pias it?"
"Very well, sir," replied Greylinz.
"when you are ready, I will light you
up to your room?the blue chamber".
"I am very much obliged to you, air.
retorted Bellenden, "but it's all the
same to you, I prefer to select my own
sleeping apartment."
"Sir. 1 wiah you a very good night I"
said Greyling, taking np a lamp and
aweepiag out of tha room, followed by
wife and daughter.
"Extraordinary !" growled Bellendem
"Hang me if ever I aaw, read or lieard
of such immeasurable impudence!"
The next morning Mr. Bjllenden,
senior, was up betimes and walking in
bis garden. lie was soon joined by Mr.
Greyling, who appeared to have passed
a feverish night. The two old gentle
men sslutcd each other stiffly.
"I hope you have passed a goo 1 sight,
air." aaid Mr Bellenden.
"I didn't aleep a wink," aaid Mr.
Gray)>ng?
:,Inded? I am distressed to Isar a
it."
"Mr Bellenden, sir, it ia very evident
that, although your son and I agree very
well together, you aud I cannot exist un
der the same roof "
"Indeed! And I presume," aaid Mr.
Bellenden, ironically, "that y >u are
about to sugge-t the expediency of my
taking my quarters eUewhcro. From
what I saw of your conduct yesterday,
I ahould judge you to be capable of auch
a ptoposition."
"Mr. Bellenden, aa a lawyer, you
mu6t be aware that 1 have a right to
make it."
"A rie.ht to make it?"
"Yes, sir, but I scorn to do ao, and
merely come to give you not ice that I
shall vacate your preniseato day, leaving
it to your sense of justice to accord me
rcsaonable damages "
"Reasonable damages?" eried Bellen
den, furiously. Haven't you take i np
your quarters here, bag and baggage,
ordered my servaots about, appropriated
what rooms you saw fit to your own use,
cut bouquets out of my garden, sent pres
cuts of fruit aud vegetables to year
friends in town, acted, in n word, aa if
you were master here??and now yen
talk of damages!"
"Well, air," roared Mr. Greyling,
"haven't I paid the reut in advance?
You're crasy, old fellowl"
But at thia on-is appeared young
Bellenden, alarmed, abashed and peni
tent. Ho made a full coufeasion of the
trick he had perpetrated and then stood
culprit-like, trembling aud covered with
coutusiou. The two old gentlemen eyed
each other for a moment, then burst into
a hearty fit ot laughter and shook hands
cordially.
The young scapegrace who had occa
sioned all the trouble waa pardoned nod
hia father agreed to discharge hia debts
on the pledge of making I good husband
to Julia Greyling The young couple
took np their abode ia tha Bellenden
villa; preferring its luxuriea and oomfort
to the chance of adrertiiiag for lodging
?'to bo let? farmiehed."
Yha feUowiag? wbieb a valued corres
pondent tella ua was never before iu pri nt
It relate* to Ben Boiler nnd Ben's dog.
and another fellow nod is a proWy good
specimen c< diettond cut diamond :
Beer Butler w.s a down-east lawyer
before be got to be a major-geueral and
representative of bis district in Congress.
Like all lawyers, Ben bad a hard pull of
it nt the start, and perhapa the sharp
aese and acumen for which be is so uni
versally Nfrfrrnssd? were acquired at
tHs early period of his lifo, when he
was striving for a practice, and tbe odds
wert brains or starvation.
One day, while sittiug in hia office,
tbers vwttfarl a leeg-legsed, gaunt,
hatcnet faced-Bpecitnen of . the genius
Taaken, who looked sharp enough
(a snAf ?U mealt off pine and
oaealei, ta4wke thus accosted a future
Congress man :
'Mr. Lawyer, t am going lato a little
hie of saw bamaeae, aad aa you seem like
a right smart, nlucky sort of chap, 1
thought I might as wall give tfao job to
?Ail tight,* asya the lawyer, 'you can't
trust your csss is better hinds.' -
'Well, then, I had a ham hanging in
an outshed, and a neighbor'a dog came
along and ate it. What would you do V
'Why, proeecute the owner of the dog.
of course. Make the fellow pay for
damages.'
'That's the talk Mr. Lawyer,' said the
Yankee, with s ely imile beginning to
work around the corners of his eyes and
mouth. 'But yon see?I don't know as
it makes any diu?r??c*?the <"og nas
yourn.'
Butler opened hia eyes a little at this
onslaught, bat he wasn't going to be
taken aback' is that manoor, even by a
brother Yankee.
'What do you value your ham at ?'
asked But drawing out hie wallet.
'Well, f geese* five dollars will be
letting you off cheap,1 aaid the Yankee,.
?for it was an all ired good ham.'
Without latesiag a word of prote c.
Butler paid the money, and theo aaid !
'Thera is yoar damage for the ha n
Now lork over tea dollars.'
'What for?' inquired the Yankee, in
hia turn astonished.
'For my legal advice,' said Bu"'er.
'Yes don't lufttoaa I can work wit ?out
a fee* A, yaw?'
Mr. Yaskew was hit; so drawing a
face <s* long aa hia lags, he sl>.viy
counted sat the money, aad iawtrdly
vowed he woald hriug no more law buai
neaa before tato youthfsl bat raeor like
dispenser of Coke and Blackstone.
O ?AM MAR.?It takes ay inked school
marrr. to just pussle poof unsophisticated
mea, acw sdaya. Coming home on the
train last week we overheard the follow
ing conversation between n young lady
teacher, who also writes for the-aud
an old gentleman who had always believ
ed ba could speak tbe Kugliah Lan
Old Gentleman?'Are there any
house building in your village?'
Young Lady?'No, air There is a
sew house being built for Mr. Smith,
bnt it is the carpenters who are build
ing.'
Gentleman?'True; 1 sit corrected
To be building is certainly a different
thing from to be being built. And how
long baa Mr. Smith's bouse bean boing
built?'
Lady (looks puaaUd a moment, and
than answer* rather abruptly)-'Nearly
a year.'
Gentleman?'IIos much longer do
you think it Will be being built?'
Lady (explosively)? 'Don't know.'
Gentlemen 'I shouid think Mr.
Smith won Id be annoyed by ite being
built for the house he now occupies be
ing old be mast leave it and the new
one being built, instead of being builf aa
ha expeeted he cannot?,
Ho re the gentleman perceived the
lady had disappeared.
Philosophen are made of just suob
mea aa the one whom the wiud robbed
of hia hat recently. He didn't chaee H
at all lie aimply appropriated the oov
eriag of the loudest laughter near him,
and at the aame time fetching him a blow
that made hia noes bleed.
A man who had fled a petition for
divoree was informed by hie oouu'*cl that
hia wife had filed a "cross potion," as
lawyers aal) it*
"A aroaa p^ities"'' exclaimed the
husband; "tbatsjuat like her. Sho nev
er did a good ttatoxed thing in her life,
? MlSSIBSIPPi VtitKA^K^^klkl?wri
ly wooded ipIftnoVk^otttf
about fourtcou ruilcs abo*SJ|etasoatmet
Iii the Mississippi, has turned on*,
to bo a regular robbet*^ astJfew sort of
late of Monte Criato, assst* MdHprjfcqg,
Valuables is. couoeroa^,/X^e jj^OTerj;u f
Was made by thp police, of jjaveuport,.
who; haiiijg hadthe^fpsDisjflaf ar^usei,
reachiwg it^Jbttfld .^?.^P^y^' '
fluwn. -Many evidences',' however, of J1
occ^peTtl?a of. the island were st ro wa' '
arouu d. j Coxes of aft kin/ft firjrf Axltfy; ''
sixes were thick on the gMntt, with
bits of paper and pfeces of tw.no and 1
rope, here acd there an old tfannont, ''
aud many digbj of carpenter WOHL '?
According to the report of farmers liv
ing near by, the island bad^llw^aftwaST
doned only tho day before, wb?n tasy -
loaded a large yawl and skiff with plua-:
der, and started southwards flfoua of
tho houses in the vicinity nf tUaialattdf
bud been disturbed by the tlraMOSj and - ,i
the farmers thought that tbj,pe>Qp^ on
the island wore a party 9tfg^tPiHpff ?|
they eile? sees,S^in? ir? rtAf^Hi ,1^
and starting off with .^aa*. mMi* ,
shoulders, as if going (Off on a hunt. I t '
ia supposed that most of the*burglaries
which have been committed in^aVen"''
port, Muacatioe, Wilton.
aud other localities in this section dur< '*
ing the summer, were tho work or ah'1 '
organised band which inhabited'tha
island, who used the secluded spot fei'
secreting their ill-gotten goods.' " I ?u *'
? an " ' f ' as i t
'Ef IIe'd Said Ducks.'?During a ?
class meeting held several years Since by .
the Methodist brethren of a Hlnlfwaw. ,
village, Brother Jooea went among-the
colored portion of the congregntiqe.
Finding there an old roan notorious for.
his endeavor to serve God on the jSab
I bath and satan the rest of the weak, ha
aaid :
'Wall, Brother .Dish* l'?a, gl?^*??**.
you here. Haven't stole any turkeys
sines I saw you last, Brother
Dick V
'No, Brudder ?|onej, no turkeys.''
'Nor nny chickens, Brother Dick?'
'No, uo, Br udder Jones, no chickens.'
?Thank the Lord, Brother Dick!
That's doing Well, my brother!' said
Brother Jones, leaving Brother Diclr^
who immediately relieved bis ovcrbui?
d-Micd conscience by saying ton near
neighbor, with an immense sigh of re*
lief:
'Ef he'd said duckt he'd a had ma "
Stuanoe Freak of LionxNiso.?
A young lady, while standing in a ^io
dow at Morgantown, Butler county, Ky.
received a slight bhock far a flash of
lightning. On her recovery, it 'waaA
found that an ailanthus tree, Standing
near the window, bad been accurately
photographed by the) electric flash apon
bor breast. This reminds a friend that
in bis youth he Warthe object of photo*
graph ju He had told hia'father that be
was "a demented old jackass." This
playful remark enraged the unreason
able father, and he interviewed hia son.
.When the interview was over tho sou
felt that ho had b^cu struck by light
ning, and that a photograph of a man's
hand was distinctly visible?but not
where he could see the picture. Light
ning is guilty of strange freaks at times
A dying Irishman, asked by his con
fessor if he was ready to denounce tha
devil and all hia works, replied: "Don't
ask me that; I'm going to a strange
oountry, and Ii don't intend to make
myself enemies."
An indignant wituess oxclaimed, "The
Grat time that I ever did suoh a dis
honorable act I would blow out my
brains, Sir." "Very gqod," said tha
exauiidiog oouusel; "and what would
you do the second time ?"
A Kind lady in New York gave a
pair of psutaloons to a poor boy lately.
The next morning the youth returned
and requested her to put a watch pook
ot in them as otherwise they were not
ot much use to hin.
A woman tatet Jy looking at a prin
ting preaa at work looked up in the face
of her companion, aud in a most earnest
manner inquired; "Well, Tint, so,
then'a the things a* writes the papers.
Bo's thorn what they call editors?"
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An Indian?ta asked tho clerk of a
Court whethci he couldn't reduce %\<s
rates of half a doted fellows crabbed to
gether to take out marriage.Hcoascs< m