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Mrs. M. W. ^^tfvriy
^-heas* ?*A*>- counkii
tl ERY A19 * ASNWMHLV HTKfrJKT.
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tonvoniont tv> the Grocuvillc nn?lClmr'-; hfi
Railr'?i?t>r'and the l!unine.HS portion vi
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IST ?Stf^SSu ??iliii"'*, #
,*ltrfw Javl t&4 *W sard Ii? fr?* 9??*j
\N e wero five passengers all; two
ladles on the back sent, middle aged
gentleman and a Quaker Ou the middl .
and ?|y8^'|' op ?he front, ^
mother' ami daughter, autit and ?ic?e.
governess and charge, or might h ivo
sustained any other relationship, which
made it proper for two ladies to travel
together unattended
The middl*.n?t:t|j gentleman was
sprightly und talkative. He soon struck
up au acquaintance with ,t he ladies ; to
wards whom, in his zeal to do, ho rather
over done tho ngrceablo?bowing and
smiling and chattering over his shoulder
in a wny painfully suggestive at his time
of lilo. of a "crick" in the trick. He
was evidently u gray lolhario.
The Quaker wore tho uniform of his
sectjf&A &IJIJft&8p&^ nj fenny
a pnrliamcntai itiu would save his credit
by doing, to simple* "yeas" and "unys."
As for myself, 1 make it an invariable
r?lo of Tthe rtiud to bu merely a looker
ou und ! Steuer.
Towards evening I was aroused from
one of tho-e reveries into which 11 young
man, w-ilh.ut; being a poet or a love .
wTlTiometi.rieTfall, byTnnftWpt
from the talkative gentleman :
'^Are you armed, sir V'
? "1 nru not," 1 an.-wer. d, Ssioutshod.
no doubt visil ly, at the qu ?rinn.
"I am sorry to hear it," he replied ,
? lor, betote reaching our next sl ipping
place, it will be. aeveml hours in the
night, and We inns' p.i?s over a portion
of the road ou winch m. than one
robbery is reported to have been coin
mi.ted. '
The ladies turned pale, but the
si i auger did his best to rous-ure them
"Not ih.it L thftrfe tlicre is the .slight
est daii-er at t>resent," he resumed j
' only when one is ie*p<>nsihle for the
safety i f..,the l .dies, you. know, sueh a
thing as a pistol in teach would ma
terially add to 01 e't cnufidence."
? Your principles, my friends," ad
dressing tl:e Quakov,T presume, are .is.
much opposed to carrying a-to u-uugc.u -
nnl weapons V
??Yea," was the response.
"Have t/ie : villains'murdered miy of
their victims!'" the cldeilady nervously
inq ui red.
"Or have they Contented themselves
with?with?plundering them?" added
the y<tunger, iu a (iffforotfs toice#
"Decidedly the latter," the amiable
gentleman hastened to give assurance ;
"and we aro flOuo, , of us prepared to
(n.er resistance in ca-e ol attack, so
nothing worse than robbery can possi
bly befall u.-."
Then, alter blaming h:s thought?ess
u ss in having uuirccc-sarily irrtroduc-d j
a dMrgrtVable ?u'uj.et, ?he gentleuau
quite excelled himself in efforts to raise
the vpirit;5 of the company, and had
succeeded so well, by the time night
snt in that all had quite forgotten, or
only rerncmbefed their fears to" laugh
at them."
Our genial companion fairly talked
himself hoars;. I'eiceiving which, he
took from his pocket a box of newly
invented "cough candy," and, after
passing it to the ladies, hu helped him
self to the balance and tossed the piper
out of the wiudow.
He was iu the midst of a high en
< omiuui on (he new nostrum, more than
i all of the (.thcacy of which, he insisted,
depended on its being taken by suction,
iai il t-an iilui \
almost immediately th.u couoh^toppod.
while two faces hideously blackened,
pi etc n ted themselves one at euch win
d.w.
"Sony to trouble you," said the man
on the right,acknowledging with aliuw,
m.i, h.d_)-liko beieuois IVoiu. lav buck
seat ; "out "busitw** ? hu.s.ne.-s," and
oui? will Soou oc over il things go
a.uuotlil) ."
"Gl t'ouise, gi u'lemeu, )uii will spi \\ .
a.i far as may be CuJSistuut w.ih your
u..-.igrceuhlc ?Juty, the ieoliug* ol these
l iu.es." uppciilcd tiie polite [^usseuger,
iu his idaiide.ot in,inner.
??Oh! cart a i nl) ; they hh.ill be Iii si
a.tended to, and snail not be required
lu leave tUuir places^ uuioos tiu: r O ni
duct iciiUcls it ii?ccs.-Jiy."
".Mid tu?, l.i?iis, " continued .he
Kibbl-r, l1i?J h.uiel ol his p slid gdlieiing
in tl.e light Ol iho Coach f ; be s >
^. ud a.f it) pass your Vnwe .utches,
?od tfUtftr Oilier niukets as ma) be
in - esstbu: W'uho?t too much trouble. '
The ladieV cuunr uuw uvh.iuiioomvij,
and were no further' molested)
? .iinunv'.n *%J .ft
< Ouofl^fuVrfi -B1*16 rest got out. Ihe
middle ngcd gentleman's turn camo ?r:>t.
He snbuiitted ?i:h a winning grace,
autfwas r?bbed like a very Chesterfield.
??> My own affairs, like the sum I lost,
are scarcely worth motioning".
The Quaker's turn ca no next. He
quietly handed over his pocket-book
and Watch, and when asked if he had
any other valuables said, *l Nay."
A Quaker's word is good, oveu among
thieves; so. after a hasty ' good night,"
the 'robber thrust his pistol iuto his
pocket, and with his two companions,
one of whom had held the reins of tho
leaders, was about departing.
"Stop 1" exclaimed the Quaker, in
a tone moro of command than of re
qup6t- - \ , bHI k * t r V
"Stop! What for f* returned the
other in evident surprise.
?'For ut least two good reasons," wa?
the reply, emphasized with a Couplu of
Derringer's cocked und presented.
l* Help!" Hhouted the robber.
"Stop!" the Quaker again exclaimed.
? And if any one of tby sinful compan
ions advanced & st-.p to thy relief, the
spirit will surely move me to blow thy
brains o?t."
The robber ut the opposite window,
aud the ono at the leaders' heads,
thought it a gocd time to leave.
??Now, get in, Iriend," anid the
Quaker, still covering his man, ''an 1
take ihu middle seat ; but fir*?t deliver
up thy pistol." The other hesitated.
"Thee had better not delay; i feel
the spirit begin to move my right fore
finger. '
Tho rubber did as he was directed,
and the Quaker took bis place by his
side, giving the new couier the middle
of the seat
Tho drivcrj who was ft ightcried half
out of his wits, now set forward at a
rapid rate The lively gentleman soon
recovered his vivacity. lie was es
pecially fuccu.iu* on the Quaker's
prowess. "You're a turn Quaker, you
a:e. Why, you duu't quake Worth a
cent."
"I am not a "Shaking Quaker," if
that's what thee means " .
j "Of the "Hickory," or rather of tho
??Old Hickory, stripe, I should Kay,"
1 retorted tho lively man. Uut the Quak
er r?:la 1*81 ug into his usual uiouosyllables,
the conversation flagged.
'jr.. jjr * i'\ , '.igt '?. r~\
Sooner ID.*! tic rxprci.M, th-J coach
stopped where we were to have supper
and a change id' h oses. We had do
fered redistribution of our effects until
vse bhould reach this place, as the dim
lijiht of tb>: coach lamp would have
rendered the process somewhat difficult.
It was now necessary*, however, that
j it should be attended to, once, as our
jovial euiiipallion had previously a:i
lionuced liirf ruft ivfior? of leaving us al
I his point. He proposed a postpone
ment till after supper, which he offetcd
to go anM u'r'Vler.
"Nay," urged tli9 Quaker, with all >
upprouch of abruptness, and laying hU
hand on the other's' arm, ''business be
lore pleasure, and for business, there is
no trine 1:Ire the present."
"Will thee he j^ood enough to search
the prisoner '." he said to mc, still keep
ing his hand, in a friendly way, on the
passenger's arm.
1 did so, but not ouu of (he stolen
article* couKI he found !
"He must have got rid of them :n
the coach," the gay gentleman sag
gosted, and immediately offered to go
aud search.
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?".'?' ... ' " " '
lig''teuuig his grasp.
'ihe man turuo l pale, and struggled
to release Imh arm. In au instaut oiv
of the Derringers was leveled ut his
heart.
"Slir a hand or a loot, uua you are a
dead man !?"
'lite Quaker mut*t have b?on awfully
excited, s? completely tu forget botli
tlie language aud the principles of his
persuasion.
1'lucitig the other pistol in my hand,
with direct ions to liw uiv tho first of the
two men that made a suspicious move
ment, ho went to work on tho lothario,
from - whose pockets in lo>s time thau it
takes to tell it>, ho pw>ducud every item
of the mi.-siug property, to tho utter
ain.iziiiucnt of the two ladies, who had
beguu, iu uu iucu?U4(.d term, to io;uoii
slralu against the oli.imoful treatment
tho guilt lumuii was receiving. -
The Quaker, I ueed scarcely add, was j
no Quaker at all, but a shrowd detective,
uhb hud been set on tin: track ot :i
band' ofdesperadoes', of whom our mid
?dlo-nged' friend:who didn't'look near no
middle-aged when ~ Iiis wig was off was
|the chief. The ri^bbery bad beoo
adroitly planned. ?
The leader of . tlbe gang had taken
paasage in the coach t Spud after learning,
as be supposed, ourf defenceless condi
tion, had given tho taigaal to his com
piaions by throwing! -nut the scrap of*
paper, already mentioned. Atter the
unexpected capture Off tho first robber,
it was attempted to jsavo the booty by
secretly passing it ho the accomplice,
still believed to bemunsuspeoted, who
counted on being abl? to make off with
i'.at the next stopping! place
The result was thai J
"did the State some sei'vioo
both, for a season.
Mr. and Mrs Marty T
cull
(AS BEI-OUTED I$W MB. M. T.)
Mrs. T. lougJil a pair Mf roller skates?
Mr. T objected to Mrs. T. appearing
at the Rink in rullc.hr thiies~?A scene.
Mr. T,?-Hold yogi clatter. I tell
you, you shan't brtnw odium upoo the
family by your disgraceful attempts to
skate, sprawling nrou^id with your big
feet tike a cow ploughing bar way d-?wn
hill in slippery weather! [Shows how ]
.'daybe you wouldn't by? so; handy about
displaying those feet jof yours if you
knew what occurred -.j-hen I took your
dioes down to get 'cm jluended.
Mrs. T.?What wt?jS it? Tell mo
what it was'/ Tell me* thin minute ! I
just know it's one of y^ur lies 1
Mr. T.?Oh, Don't^mind j it ain't of
any consequence, go to-bed.
Mrs. T.? But it isv of consequence.
Vou hare got to teltl me ? you shan't
aggravate me in this W^?y ? I won't go to
'aed till I know what i&iwas.
Mr.?Oh it wasn't ajiy thing.
Mrs. M.? I 4*%rt*Cr%ri*,2r ! YatTro
j ist doing this to djrivc me to distrac
tion. What did tnei t-hoeniaker say
about my shoes ? '. Wh it did he do ?
Quick! [Hustling up to him with
ohjfrchod hands.} ?
Mr. T.?WeH, if you nrcs{ know,
lie?he?however, it is ofno conseq uenee.
Mrs. T.?Mr. Twain! (Shaking her
list iu lira face.)
Mr. T.?Well, trtok it and gnzod on
it u long time in silence, and (hen burst
into tear9.f (Shows how.)
Mrs. T. ? Why, you born fool ! Twain,
ure yuu going stark, staring crazy ?
Mr. T.?He just stood hersr tied wept
as if bis heart would brake, ptror devil!
There, now let's go to bed.
Mrt?. T.?Bed. you lunatic ( I'll never
close fny oyrs till I know what that I
id it ft was crying about?and you won't }
either. 1 chu toll you that. Come !
Mr. 'f.?Oh, it don't matter.
M rs. T.?Twain, if you say that again,
I'll make you sorry for it. What Wfls
that num skull crying about?
Mr. T.?W e l l, ho, he
Mrs. T.?W e l l, he. Out with it.
Do you want rue to??o?Twain ? I'll
snatch them p<"t oar loek< off till the
side of your head's as bald as the top of 1
my hand.
Mr. T.?Well, he?poor ft Mow. he i
fairly do'cd ou his grandmother?fairly
doted on 1*:t. She had nursed him.
you know, because his mother was so
feeble, and so?well, J he came to thi*
country fifteen years ago, and first he
set up iu the vegetable line, and got
along pretty well, anJ was about to
a uw w Liigiuuii ior ine otu laily, when
hard times came and he got broke. Ho
went iuto fruit then, and uftcr that into
mirk?into nil sorts- of things, you know;
but he got disippoinr?d every time, till
this present bu.riness &tcWd htm out I
all right, and he scut right oft for tho j
old woman. She landed hero four
weeks ago, but died the same night. It
was hard iifttor all his waiting and toil
ing for fifteen years, lo get hep over at
last a-id have her die on his hands. He
?ho?well, ho was disgusted. How
ever he laid her out, and he and his
friends sat up with her, and by and by
the memories of her virtuos softened his
bitterness nud turned it iuto tender
grief?a settled molancholy that hung
nbout his spirit like a pall for in my
days-. However, by patiently striving
to keep sad thoughts out of his mind he
was finally beginning to reg un somo of
old-time cht-erfuloess, whon your shoo
reminded him so painfully of his poor
sainted grandmother's coffin.
Mrs. T.?Thut, you brute. (Slaps
his face.) And if you dare to come
back here again 1*11 kick y,?iu 0ul again;
you degraded old ruffian ! Out of tie.
house with you ? (Exit, leading Mark
out by the ear.)
Individual Folks
tUt fOSATJFF MAN.
The poftatiff man bets hiz' last dollar
on a kafd and loses, and then tells you
he knew he shouldn't win.
He always knows what will hnppeo
three weeks from now, nfid it it don't
happen he knew that tod,
If ho falls down on the ico and break
his leg it wasn't an accident, it war sum
thing that couldn't help bat hap
pen. ?
He \t az certain of everything nz a
mule iz anxious to hit what he kicks
at.
Vu kant tell him anything new, nor
anything old; he izjnore certain ov things
than Webster's unabridged diohshiou
The less certain you are the more pos
at ill' he if.
He never made but one blunder in
hiz life, and that turned out at lust tow
be a good hit.
The posatiff man ha too little cunning
tew be very malitmus ho is generally
hnnpy. bekausc he i? a pontiff or it, and
tho he pets things wrong offener than
he duz right, people are ploaued at hiz
blunders bekausc he iz so much in ear
nest.
THE t.'HOBR MAN"
The cross man goes thru life like a
sorchesd dog followed by flic*.
He iz az sour az a pot-bellied pickle,
and like a .?kein of silk, Iz alwua ready
for a snarl.
II? is like an old hornet, mad all the
way through, but about what he* kan't
tell to sfive hiz life.
Everybody at homo fears him, and
everybody iu the street despiz.es him.
He mistakes sullcnncfs for bravery,
and bekausc he feels savage, everybody
else must feel humble,
Thure iz no grentcr coward in the
world than the cross man, nor none caz
I yer tew kure.
[ lie iz enzyer tew kure than the sfum-!
I niuk ake, for one good knock dtfwn vil!
do ig.
i
TU F. TASIIVNT MA?.
The pashunt man never says "darn it*'
however much he may think so.
I He iz so weil ballanced that it takes
at least fifty pounds ox iuusketozc tow
torn hiz skales.
He can't tell yu what makes him so
pashnnt if yu ask him, it iriny bo noth
ing put numbness after all.
l'ushuncc iz like onny other virtue,
its value consist iu its power tew resist
tcmptashun.
It ain't but little trouble for a graven
image to be peshunt, even in fly time.
Haul pashuncc stands among the vir
tews, like genius mm ng the gifts: in
fskt. pashuncc iz I ho genius of vir
tew.
The best thing i kuo OV, tow try a
man's pashuuee on, iz a kicking heifer:
if he finds himself praying for the heif
er, he has got pashnnco on the heart and
brain poth.
TlIK tfONBST MAN.
11 on ort men are skaise, and afe going
tew be skurser.
The:.r grate sea/shy fs w*:ut mafces
the'm vnlubie.
If everybody waz honest he supply
would ruin the demand.
Honesty iz like money, a man hnz
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harder tew keen i?.
Adam waz the fust honest man we
hav enuy ackount or' and his honesty
want ov much ackount.
You couldn't put your ffbger oh Adam
for in the garden ov Kden when ho waz
wanted he couKlu't be found.
Old deacon Skinner, ev lower Por
dunk village waz tin honc?t man; he
wouldn't hunt for hei:>,s eggs on Sunday
but he waz an awful cluss man; he set a
hen once on three eggs, just tew save
eggs.?Josh R-ilUinp.
Dl? ESS.?No dross should be worn
hubituully which prevents free ogress
into the street, the garden, or the forest.
Quite enough lime is taken up in chang
ing the shoes, aud in putting on hat,
mantle, and' gkjvufc It exercise out ol
doors has to be prA'decded* by elaborate
preparation, it will gradually fall into
disuse
An experienced boy snys ho regards
hunger uud the chastening rod es ?out
tho same thing. They bot h make a boy
holler-.
A Duel About a ifado**?
. now . ^4u?>bUo8 ?kU MOOa
Colonel J. M. Rdbison aod frohft Oar
nell, local polli'tuSha, quarreled 'abode '
Fordharrl wfoow; an^?aT?ell^uggcsfed'
recourse to d duel lo settle the* 'dis?ute.
?*W6 will," says the Colonel," ?h?rk
off the gronnd and shoot this Out."
Cornell accepted tho challenge, ?fc H
Robbies was Carnoll's second, add J. D.
Armstrong was second for the Coloriol.
Dr. Richard Theo, of Boston, surgeon
and General Lawrence referee. The
weapons choscu were seven-barreled navy
revolvers, distance ten paces, and lime
eight o'clock in the morning-. -It was
arranged that each should ut?* at the
word fire, and advance firing until one or
the other fell.
The seconds loaded the Weapons -Sod
paced off the ground tri the rear of tho
Fordhnrn Hotel. I( so* happened that a
large willow treo stood at each end of
the ground paced off, and just to the
left of each principal. They shook
l ands and took their stand,' eaeh man
placed his hand on his revolver and the
referee counted "one,,' urwo"?before
three could be pronounced both prinei
prls simultaneously.
HOIU'ED llEtiIND THE WILLOW 'fltEES
and fired. Colonel Robinson's shot
wont in the air, and Cornell's went into
the ground. After the smoke had disap
peared Carnell stuck his head from' be
hiud the tree and shouted:
?'Say, Colonel' don't see any use in
you and I haviug ftny fuss; if you are
mind to treat the crowd I would just as
soon atop shooting." i
"We won't iusisf on the duel coinc on
*4w4 Mraff aii
if you dou't. but I won't treat. I am
willing to leave further proceedings t ?
the soconcV"
After a few moments conference the
seconds decided that if each would, open
a basket of wine the duel might end
there. The duelists stepped from be
hind the trees, shook hands, invited their
fricuds into the hotel aud procured thi
wiue.
A Novo* HvttA:
Among the remin3cences told of the
Franco-Prussian war is the account o r a
curious duel between two subordinate
officers of the French army.
"You intend to fighta duel, eh:" ask
ed tho commandant.
"YeSj Colonel'- Words hate passed
which eau only be wiped out by blood.
We don't want to pass for cowards "
"Very well, you 6hall fight, but it
must be in this way: Take your car
bines, place yourselves on a line facing
the mansion where the enemy is. You
will march upon their garrison with
equal step. When sufficiently near their
p ?st you will fire upon them*' The Prus
sians will reply. You continue to ad
vance and fire. Wheu one falls th c
other may turn upon his heels, and his
retreat shall be coverc 1 by one of my
com parties."
"in this way,"concluded thecomunrr
dant. the blood which you both demand
will de spilled with profit and glory, and
he who comes back will do so withoat
regret without the remorse c*f having
killed or worn)dod with his own hands,
a Frenchman, at a time when France
needs all her defenders and nil her chil
dren. If you both fall who shall ? iy
that y.'ti nro cowards? I may 'also add
that I thus give you an excellent oppor
tunity for putting a couprc or ueimans
out of the way, a s?rvL-r tr/at will p>0
cure for you a go d recommendation for
reward xud promotion "
The matter was affanged1 as*the cour
inandaut had dictated. At twenty paces
from the walls of Malmsaion, oue of his
adversaries was wounded staggered and
fell. The other run to him, raised him
up, and earried Hiu away otr his shoul
ders amid a regular hail storm of baits*?
both thenceforth, entitled to the greatest
honor and respect frouv the whole regi
meat.
A lady recently asked a distinguished
member of tho French Academy of
Sciences. "What is the use of bviug an
academician, if you can't tell what
comets are made of?" To which the
learned man " replied, "Madaine, that I
may be able ro say I dbnV ktiSw*"
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The roses of pleasure seldom last long
enough to adorn the brow of him who
pluck them, and they aro the only ro
ses which do not retain their sweetness
after they hnvc loct their beauty
Tue Mifll-fcAHMtfyMflE^oAe
of the reliyoa^ouroalio^tMM??.
ling, in -which' ideaj^io lest novel than
etriking hare^ 8W?W JiffcK J^*?
be *glprifijj ^^^^^^^
by sudh abominable '' frf?b*%*tmWt'i
euchre, seven-up and old-maid, t8?M>|f^
oam^s" of"lrtMM4k%UriVVHMHIv^fewsM
bio to sh 'prono'u1S6%<t-"1?*?fcrV. ^Creo^fe
Harding, editor of the Indiuaspefc*
JounmI, ^eptioaf ? not.
Uoweyej^^e^i^fcw^ thioga
that Christains may do tha^ pW cards.
Scvco-up is aBcfcntific^&me. useful aa
a diaciidio$"Qi^
catcs the virtue of 8tlcn.ee. Kj?eljir?.i?
teaches principles which nmfToJpraO
tically ada pted to every-day life; for
instfttWet tSfc-lolfy of stl??ii^ingi?o^ai4-?
aloo* ontaiiisA ht^ttflts Tkia, we pro
sumo, settles the qj^f^^^wt?ip^9t I
Stokea the other day, he Baid he loathed
a gam'bbjr ^SUf^^^p^^ iSt "^ ;
man being, and that such a man would
steal the coma ffobTnls*deaar p'ftbJT*'
eyes to gratify htT wret?1lei,^Mbloll.',
He had no thoughtthen of the w?bUiing: ?
influences that seven-up.ewciaetjOfs*
the mind. Ho had not learned the vir
tues of old-maid, or the bliss of copper-,
ing the aco. His client could not havo
been a devotee to eu?ure, o/lfwwwla
never hnvo gone it alone on a weak hand.
The Christain Examiner has a rerf
weak case. Iti questions rcMitf*!iflpsf
a .syVNm0 ki\tVlftVtM "MiW(iwK'Wl)rf^]f ?
wherein the preacher asked : ' Why play
this gaiiie^T^NVcMiMji dviu^sinner play
base-ball on his death bed ? Then avoid
this snare of Satan^myloearcrs.''
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Tovchin? DfcV0TfON\~One oftfio
'most teartul cases orer told on paper is
this, of a little boy. a mere child, who
traveled one thousand four hundred
miles, taking care of the body oi his deadr
mother ?U the way. ? 4l
An expressman, upon reaching the
office early ono cold morning in Jtt?
ary, observed uu the sidewalk fii long
heavy box, which his practiced eye at
once identified as containing a corpse.
Upon the end of the box, shivert?g*iW
cold, sat a littlo half.cht? boy *****
seven or eight years of age.
ing him kindly, ho said : .^Jyt
l My lad, don't sit there, yott Will
freeze. Come in and stt^nyTltfare/*^'
liuvsting iutj tears, the littlo fellow
replied :
'?No, I can't come. My mother U'tmf
this box, and I promised" her that I
would not IcaVe her Until wo got honWt"
Deeply affected with tho femc*ia$
devotion of this brave littlo fellow, he
Gually succeeded iu convincing hita of tho
entire safety of his precious ob*xrge,'eEa -
taking him to a neighboringreetaufant,
gave him a warm breakfast, and then
learned the particulars of Ifis Story.
H is father died about a year ptevt?g^>'
ly in a remote village in Minn^sofa, lmb
ing his mother jo poor health and nearly
destitute. She^dicd but a few days be
fore the boy's sad journey, charging the
little hero with tho sudf duty of coWrey
tng the remains Jto a distant StateVJwJt*
furnished him with ^all she had) aautn
of money barely s-g-fiVcieut to carry them
both by freight cars to their destination
The little fellow had actually ridvlW
llay and ninhtina frmirl??. ?*- ?i*u'*:;;
melancholy trust, never for a moment
losing sight of it.
A W a un i no.?A young lady in a
stihurhnn town has recently been oblig
ed to submit to the amputation of hor
left foot because of her determination to
wear the fashionable high heels on her
boots and shoes. Some months ago she
suffered from an affuctiou of a danger
ous character in hor ankle, aud was As
sured that the use of high hccU was a
certain provocativo of the ailment an I
would result fatally if perserrered' in,
but tiro warning was uuheedud aud th->
consequence stated above has boon ?n>
result. Wo presume thU will pHiiH
as an example to the fair Ktitecho >d i i
tho way that of a publio execution did
on a witness thereof who-', irjhtijfc til 1
follow spectator, said, uWiH ROtUl%??t
as a warning agaiutt dishonaaayl- T^jlin
friend help me torget my tyg^-qn my
back" and havin^r ftecived a frieadly
lift bore away another person's proper.