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AUGUSTUS B. KNOW LTON
(Formerly 01 me New York Bar.)
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR
A T LAW,1
On.lXCiEItURO, s. c.
J?V?_IL
_W? T,.. W. JHX.EY
TRIAL JUSTICE,
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WASHINGTON HOUSE
Mrs. M. W. Stofctto??,
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GERVAIS * ASHWMHl.Y HTKtoKT.
40LIMHIA, 8. 't.V
tonvoni?*t tyj the Uroeuville and'CbariceftOi
Railr<U?l'.f and I lie Business portiouul
tlhWCity. , Rate of Trunsi nut'
v Board?Two Dollura
per l>ny. # ^
ReghTtrr Boarders received at Reaso-nabWl
atea. T * - f>
ttxlP tf
IST tS?^SS? S?SI??.' #
.*}t**# fcMp ?s4 tasl Ha NW?
-?4ft A "*NM*r?*> k' t#*? ?i'Syr ?Wty?i bm*
W e wero Gve pasoem.rorn in all,; two
ladle's on the back scut, uatddlo aged
gentleman and a Quaker ?u the middi;,
governess and charge, or might have
nustoiucd any oilier relationship, which
mode it 'proper for two ladies to travel
together unattended.
The : middle-agcd gcnthujoan was
sprightly und talkative. He soon struck
up au acquaintance with,the ladies ; to
wards whom, in his zeal to do, ho rather
over done tho agreeable?bowing and
smiling and chattering over his shoulder
in n wuy painfully suggestive at his time
of life, of a ''crick" in the trick. He
was evidently u gray lothario.
The Quaker wore the uniform of his
sectgfWid v^tj$<jgl>> sp.*aK, 4 ?-*'?>?
a parliaiucntaitan would save his credit
by doing, to sin.pK> "yeas" and un?y8."
As for myself, 1 make it an invariable
rule of the road to ho merely u looker
on and I Steuer.
Towards evening I was aroused from
one of tho-e reveries into which ti young
inn, with lUtO'being a poot or a
will sometimes fall, by an ahrun' i-tery
from the talkative geutlomuu :
''Are you armed, sir V'
"I ntu not," I an.-wer.-d, astonished,
iio doubt visibly, at the iiu ?rinn.
"I am sorry to hour it," he repljo'l ,
"lor, betote reaching our next stripping
place, it will be sevenil hours iu the
night, and we tin.-' pass over a portion
of the road on which more than one
rubbery is reported to have been emu
mi.ted. '
The ladies tufucd pale, but the
t>ttanger did his best to rous-ure them
".N'oi that L think the-' is the flight
est dau-er at j resent." he resumed j
' only when one is re-ponsihle for the
sufety < I' the l.dies, you know, such a
thing as a pistol "in reach would ma
jrially add to 01 e's confidence."
? Vour principles, my friends," ad
dnasiiip the Quaker. "I presume,areas
much opposed to carrying a.-> to u?ingcai
nnl WfBpuntt V
''Yea," was the response.
?'Have tiic ' villain*'murdered ntiy of
their victims?" the elder lady nervously
inquired.
'?Or have they contented themselves
with?with?plundering them?" added
the youuger, iu a ?morods Voice*
''Decidedly the. latter," the amiable
gentleman hastened to give assurance ;
'?and we aro .nemo, of us prepared to
Olicr resistance in ease oi attack, so
nothing worse than robbery can possi
bly befall usVV
Then, after blaming h's thoughtless
n ss in having e-unvce.-sarily irttroduc-d
a df?rgreVablc Su'bj.ct, che gcullouiaii
quite excelled hi'niself in efforts to raise
the rjjirhs of the company, and had
succeeded so Well, by the time night
sot ill that all had quite forgotten, or
only remembered their fears to'laugh
at them."
Our genial companion fairly talked
himself hoars;. 1'erceiving whioh, he
took from bis pocket u box of newly
inveuted "cough Cindy," and, after
passing it to the ladies, hu helped him
salf to the balance and tossed the piper
out of the window.
He was in the midst of a high en*
-v. ?-.
i uli of the ithcacv ol whiuli, he insisted,
t if h io 1 r
?upended on its being taken by suction,
when a bhrill whistle was heard, und
aimost immediately tho couoh.sinpped.
while two luces hideously blackened,
pi catuted thwmsulvos one at each win
d'>w.
"Sorry to trouble you." said the man
on the right, fuknowUtdging with a bow,
U\o, liidj-ltke beicau.s t'roiw. ikv buck
riuut ; "out "busitH*** i? busuie.-s, ' und
?.in? wiil.souti no over il things go
b.noot' 11 \ ,
"til couim', gt lit lernen, )uti will spi re,
mr us may he oojsistcut with your
? ..-agrei ahle ?I Uty , tho looting.; of lllese
ladies," appealed the polite passenger,
in his id.indent oi,inner.
"Ohl CWttuinlj ; they bll.tll be first
.i icnded to, and snail tint be required
to leave Ifiuir places, uuioos timir em
dotl lendeis it ii?ccs-.iiy.
".\iiii i.ow, ladies,' contioued .he
iot.hu', litti bailel ol his p.tttol giitteiing
in the light ol the couch lamp; be s?
g. od i.l io puss your j/ur-ses, watches,
..ud tfucrti dth?i* triukete- as may be
ucyesS.bic' w'uho?t. too muoh troublo. '
The? IsdicS? ouu??r uww u. hauibbomtdj,
and were no further' molestt'dl -
QuQ'i&fH&PJlthe rest got out. lue
I middle aged gentleui m's turn camo first.
' H<>Atibuiitted whh a- wianing grace,
S^fal r&bod^itWlfi*, JrMcW{fcl
o My own affairs, lita the sum 1 lost,
are scarcoly worth mentioning.
. The Quaker's turn ca-oe next. H?
quietly handed over his pocket-book
:tnd Watch, and when asked if he had
any other valuables said, 44 Nay."
A Quaker's word is good, oven among
thieves; so, after a hasty 4 g??od night,"
the 'rebber thrust his pistol iuto his
pocket, and with his two companions,
one of whom had held the reins of the
leaders, was about departing.
"Slop!" exclaimed the Quaker, in
a tone more of command than of re
quest.
"Stop! What for?" returned the
other in evident surprise.'
41 For at least two good reasons," w.if
the reply, emphasized with a OuUpIu of
Derringer's cocked and presented.
"Help!" shouted the robber.
"Stiip !" the Quaker again exclaimed.
"And if any oue of thy sinful comp m
imiH advanced a st< n to thv relief the
spirit will surely move mo to blow thy
brains o?t."
The robber at tho opposite window,
and the ouo at the leaders' heads,
thought it a good time to leave.
"Now, get in, Irit-nd," said tho
Quaker, still covering his man, "an 1
take ihu middle scat ; but fii-t deliver
up thy pistol." The other hesitated.
"Thee had better not delay j I feel
the spirit begin to move my right foro
fin- er.''
Tho robber did as he was directed.
;<ud the Quaker took his place by his
aide, giving the new comer the middle
of the seat
Tho driwr, who was frightened half
out of his wits, now set forward at a
rapid rate The lively gentleman soon
recovered U\s vivacity. lie was es
peeindy facer i.ms the Quaker's
prowess. "Vou're a ruat Quaker, you
a:e. Why, you dou't quake Wurth a
cent."
"1 am not a "Shaking Quaker," if
that's what thee means "
"Of the " 11 ickorj ," or rather of the
??Old Hickory, stripe, I shuuld say,"
ret ort od tho lively man. Dot the Quak
er relapsing iuto his usual monosyllables,
the conversation flagged.
I if. Lit
Sooner th.iit wo expected, tho coach
-topped where we were to have supper
ami a change of horses. We had do
fcred redistribution of our . effects until
we bhould reach this place, as the dun
light of the; coach lamp would have
rendered the process somewhat difficult.
It was now necessary, however, that
it should be attended to, once, as our
jovial campnnien had previously an
nounced hi* i'nfi? i/fidfC of leaving us at
this point. Ho proposed a postpone
ment till after supper, which he offetcd
to go anM or Jer.
"Nay," urged tlo Quaker, with all
approach of abruptness, and laying his
hand on tl.. other's arm, "business be
lore pleasure, and? for business, there is
no time like the present."
"Will thee be good enough to'search"
the prisoner !" he said to nie, still keep
ing his hand, in a friendly way, on the
passenger's arm.
I did so, but uot ouu of the sloleu
articles eouM bo found '.
? He must have gut rid of them in
- -n " ?'??? ... .. ......i1n c i , i
goated, and immediately offered to go
nud search.
>Stui?!' thundered the ?u.ikcr.
tig' toning his grasp.
I ho mm turuod pale, and struggled
to release his arm. In an instant oac
of tho Derriugara was leveled at hi>>
heart.
'?Stir a baud or a fitoi, and' you are a
dead man V
The Quuk?er must hayu been awfully
excited, s? completely to forgot both
the language and the principled of his
persuasion.
fluciug iho other pistol in my baud,
with directions to fir* on tin; first of the
two men that made a suspicious move
ment, he went to work on the lothurio,
from - whoso pockets in less timu than it
takes iu tuli iS, ho produced every item
of the mi.-Buig property, to thy utter
luiiazalueut of the two ladies, who had
bcfcUU, in uo uh'.isui t'd term , to lemon
strato against the oliaiueful treatment
tho gentleman was recaiving.
The Quaker, I neod ?carcely add, was
no Quaker at all, but a shrewd detective.
v? lib hud been set on the track ot a
bund' of' di'Kporudbt-8; orwliorh'oar uiid?
?dlo-aged' friend who didn't1 look near so
iuiddh>agcd when by wig was off was
the chief. The robbery had been
adroitly planned.
The leader of tlbe gang bad taken
passage in the coach* Mod after learning,
as be suppesod, ourf defenceless condi
tion, had given tho wigna! to his com
pinions by throwing! out the scrap of*]
paper, already mentioned. Atter the
unexpected capture olf tho first robber,
it was attempted to {save the booty by
secretly passing it feo the accomplice,
still believed to btmuususpectcd, who
counted on being ably to mukc off with
it at the next stopping place
The result was that,
"did the State some se>vioo.
Sir. and Mrs Ma
etil
EVtw vt? n-*e- i
both, for a season.
1?
Twain s Diffl
(AS BKrORTED ,BbT MR. il. T.)
? 1
Mrs. T. bought a paii'Wf roller shafts?
Mr. T objected to Wr*' 7> appearing
at the Rink in rolt?^skates-^A scene.
Mr. T.?Hold youl clutter. I tell
you, you shan't brim* odium upon the
family by your disgraceful attempts to
skate, sprawling nro-vjid with your big
feet like a cow ploughing her way d>wn
hill in slippery weather! [Shows how ]
Maybe you wouldn't b<? so.: handy about
displaying those fuot of yours if you
knew what occurred when I took your
dioes down to get 'cm; tended.
Mrs. T.?What w&s it? Tell me
what it was 7 Tell me, this miuut e ! I
if
just know it's one of y^ur lies I
Mr. T.?Oh, DouH^raind ; it ain't of
any consequence, go to be I.
Mr*. T.?Hut it iaj of consequence.
Voti have got to telfl me ; you shan't
aggravate me in this w^iy ; I won't go to
hed till I know what it- was.
Mr.?Oh it wasn't ajiy thing.
Mrs. M.? I -i^e^ijet^r ! Y?a're
j ist doing this to do-ire me to distrac
tion. What did that shoemaker say
about my shoes ? I Wh it did ho do ?
Quick! [Hustling up to him with
clenched hands.} '
Mr. T.?WeR if you irrn-d know,
lie?he?however, it is of no conseq uenee.
Mrs. T.?Mr. Twain! (Shaking her
list iu hie face.)
Mr. T. ? Well, took it and gazed on
it a long time in silence, and then burst
into tears.- ? >' Shows how.)
Mrs. T.? Why, you born fool ! Twain,
are you gowig stark, staring crazy ?
Mr. T.?Ho just, stood hererned wept
as if bis heart would brake, ptror devil!
There, now let's go to bed.
Mr*. T.?Hed, you lunatic I I'll never
close fny oyes till I know what that
idiot was crying about?and you won't |
either. 1 can toll you that. (Jome !
Mr. T.?Oh. it don't matter.
Mrs. T.?Twain, if you say that again,
I'll make you sorry for it. What whs
that num skull crying about?
Mr. T.?W e l l, ho, ho?
Mrs. T.?W-oid, he. Out with it.
Do 3-ou want me to?to?Twain ? I'll |
snatch them pet oar locks off'ill the j
side of your head's as bald as the top of 1
my hand.
Mr. T.?Well, he?poor fellow, he i
fairly do'cd on bis grandmother ? fairly
, doted on l*;r. She had nursed him,
you know, because his inothor was so
feeble, and so ?well,| he came to thi
?....n?. .. HfVniip v.viiN .T?rv. and first he
set up iu iho vegetable line, and got
I along pretty well, and was about to
B'nd to England frr the old Uly, when
hard times came and he got broke. Ho
went loin fruit theu, and ufter that into
milk ? into all sort* of things, you know;
but he got disappointed every time, till
this present business fc:tcVed Ivrn* out
all right, and lu sent right ofi for the
old woman. She landed here four
weeks ago, but died the same night. It
Was hard al'Scr all his waiting and toil
ing for fifteen years, lo get hep over at
last and have her die on his bands. He
?ho?well, ho Was disgusted. How
ever be luid her out, and he and his
friends s-at tip with her, and by and by
the memories of- her virtues softeued his i
bitterness and turned it into tender
grief?a settled1 melancholy that hung
?.hont his spirit like a pall for miuy
days'. However, by patiently striving
to keep sad thoughts out of his mind hi
was finally beginning to regain some of
old-time cht-er fulness, when your shoe
remiuded him so painfully of his poor
painted' grandmothor's coffin.
Mrs. T.?That, you bruto. (Slaps
his face.) And if you dare to come
hack here sgjiin l?ll kick y,?tu out again,
you degraded old ruffian ! Out of tlie.
house with you? (Exit, leading Mark
out by the ear.)
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Individual Folks.
ttit P?SAtJfV MAN.
Tho poSatiff man bets hi/ last dollar
oil a kard and loses, and then tolls you
he knew he shouldn't win.
He always knows what will happen
three weeks from now, and it it don't
happen he knew that tod,
If he falls down on the ice and break
his leg it wasn't an accident, it wat sum*
thing that couldn't help but hap
pen. ?
He iz oz certain of everything az a
mule iz anxious to hit what he kicks
at.
Yu kant tell him anything new, nor
anything old; he l/.more certain or things
than Webster's unabridged dichohiou
The less certain you are tha more pos
atiff he iz.
He never made but one blunder in
hiz life, and that turned out at lust tow
uu n gmm on .
The posatiff man ha too little cunning
tew be very nmlishus ho is generally
happy , bekause he iz a posatiff oV it, and
tho he gets things wrong offener than
he duz right, people are pleaued at hiz
blunders bekause he iz so much in ear
nest.
TlIK CROBS MAN
The cross man goes thru life like a
sorchesd dog followed by flie*.
He iz az sour az a pot-bellied pickle,
and like a skein of silk, Iz alwus ready
for a snarl.
He is like an old hornet, mad all the
way through, but about what he* kan't
tell to save hiz life.
Everybody at homo fears him, and
evcrybady in the street despiz.es him.
He mistakes sullcuncfs for bravery,
and bekause he feels savage, everybody
else must feel humble.
Thure iz no greater coward in the
world than the cross man, nor none eaz
yer tew kure.
lie iz ca7.yer tew kure than the stura
muk tike, for one good knock down v\l\
do if.
THE T'Afilll'NT St AN.
The pnshutit man never says "dam it''
however much he may think so.
He iz so well ballunced that it takes
at least fifty pounds ox niuiketoze tow
torn hiz skules.
He can't tell yu what makes him so
pnshunt if yu ask him, it may bo noth
ing put numbness attcr all.
Pashuncc iz liko enny other virtue,
its value cousi st in its power tew resist
tcmptashun.
It ain't but little trouble for a graven
image to be peshunt, cveu in fly time.
Haal pashunee stands among the vir
tows, like genius aim ng the gift*: in
fakl. pashmice iz I ho genius of vir
tew.
The best thing i ktio ov, tew try a
man's pasl unce ??n. iz a kicking heifer;
if he finds himself praying for the heif
er, he has got pashnnce on the heart and
brain poth.
THK rrONBST MAN.
Heuert men are skmse, and a>v going
tew be feknfser.
Then? grate scaJshy m w?;::t mates
them vnl??l?.
If everybody waz honett he supply
r. in the -i.? ~ rr ?
Honest) iz like money, a man haz
tew work hard tow get it, and then work
harder tew been i!.
Adam waz tho fust honest man we
huv trtliuy ackount ov' and his honesty
want ov much at k-ount.
You couldn't put youT Shger on Adam
for in the garden ov Eden when he waz
vvaute 1 he couldn't be found.
Old deacon Skinner, err lower F'or- j
dunk village waz an honc?t man; he
wouldn't hunt for hci:vs eggs on Sunday
bot? he waz an awful cluss man; he set a
hen once on three eggs, just tew save
eggs.?.Tosh Billings.
]>HR.S8.?No dress sltoOtd be worn
hiibituulty which prevents free egress
into the street, the garden, or the forest.
Quite enough time is taken up in chang
ing the shoo, and in putting ou hat,
mantle, aR-d gk)Vc?\ H exercise out of
doors has to be pt'e?ecded" by elaborate
preparation, it will gradually full'into
disuso.
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An experienced boy says he regards
hunger and the chuateniug rod as Aout
the same thing. They both make a boy
holler
. A Duel Aboiit & Widow
not* qimmV#*>::.t a-8 Hit StKm*
Colonel J. M. Rdbison and John Car
nell, local p?lttlfeiaftB, quarreled about
Fordhotfi widow, ano>Carncll suggested
recourse to if duel lo s4ctllee the* ^isptttlP
?"We will," says the Colone),?' mark
off the groOnd aid shof/t this Out."
Carnell accepted tho challenge. J. H
llobbins was Carnell 8 second, and J. D.
Armstrong was second for the Colonel.
Dr. Richard Theo, of Boston, surgeon
and General Lawrence referee. The
weapons chosen were seven-barreled navy
revolvers, distance ten paces, and time
eight o'clock in the morning. It was
arranged that each should draw at the
word fire, and advance firing until ouo or
the other fell.
Tho seconds loaded the Weapons and
paced off the ground fri the rear of the
Fordham Hotel. It sd happened that a
large willow treo stood at each end of
the ground paced off, and just to the
left of eoeb principal. ThWy: shook
l ands and took their stand, each man
placed his hand on his revolver and the
referee counted "??e,,* ;*i Wo,f?-before
three could be pronounced both pris*i
prls simultaneously.
DODGED tlE#IND THE WILLOW fltEES
and fired. Colonel Robinson's shot
went in the air, and Carnell's went into
the ground. After the smeke hai disap
peared Carnell stuck his head front be
hind tho tro^p and shouted:
?'Say, Colonel' don't see any u^c in
you aud I haviug'nny fuss; if you are
mind to treat the crowd I would just as
soon stop shooting." ^tm (<Jj
"We won't iusisfoa Uj^dmil^o^ng on^
if you dou't. but I won't treat. ^I^"
j willing to leave further proceedings to
the seconds." ' - - ?0
A flora few moments eonferene? the
seconds decided that if each would, open
a basket of wine the duel might end
there. The duelis, s stepped from be
hind the trees, shook hands, invited their
friends into the hotel aud procured tho
wine.
? ? n
A Nover Duel; fij
Among the reminsconces told of the
Franco-Frussinn war is tlic account of a
curious duel between two subordinate
officers of the French army.
11 Yon intend to fighta duel, ehr" ask
ed tho commandant.
I "YeSj Colonel. Words have passed
which eau only be wiped out by blood.
We don't want to pass for cowardi "
??Very well, you shall fight, but it
must be in this way: Take your car
bincs, place ycurselves on n line facing
the mansion where the enemy is. 5eu
j will march upon their garrison with
I equal step. When sufficiently near their
I p >st you will fire upon the'm" The Prus
sians will reply. You continue to ad
vance and Gre. When ono falls th c
other may turn upon his heels, and his
retreat shall be coverc 1 by one of my
companies."
"In this way."cor?c1uded theoorarir.rr
dant, the blood which you both demand
will do spilled wiih profit and glory, and
he who comcrr back will do ^o withotft j
j regret without the remorse df having
I killed or wounded with his own hands,
j a Frenchman, nt a time when France
* needs all her defenders nnd nil her tfhil
[ drcn. If you both fall who bliall say
that I thus give you an excellent oppor
tunity for putting a couple of fJcrmnas
out of the way, a sdrvierr tlvrrt will pro
cure for you a good recommendation'for
reward md promotion "
The matter was affungeS? as*the com
mandant hud dictated. At twenty paces
; from the walls of Mulmsaion, otic of his
adversaries was wounded staggered aud
fell. The other nn to him, raised him
up, and carried Vritu nway onr Iris shoul
ders amid a regular hail storm of bhffe?
both thenceforth, entitled to the greatest
honor and respect from fftc whole rrgi
meet.
A lady recently asked a distinguished
member of the French Academy of
Sciences, "What is the use of being an
academician, if you can't tell what
comets are made of?'' To which the
learned man replied, "Madatne, tliat I
may be aSle f'o say I dbnYknow"'
_ *> ' V*-*"
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The roses of pleasure seldom last long
enough to adorn the brow of him wh
pluck them, and they aro the only ro
ses which do not rotuio their Bwoctucss
after they hnvc loct their beauty
Tue MifWUmA1^^^^
of the ralii iooM tnarnahnfiRi fctflt fa
ling, in which idea^no Iis? novel then
striking. fcVVflW^AW^fM0**
God bet njl^fjPSvfffsHSBSl
Examiner, of Richmond, Virginia, "or
Christ lionored Monv eattWRnnml^
by such abominable g^rnes ;
euchre, seven up and old-maid,
oamaw-crHrl
blu to sh pronounce?'
Harding, editor oft attar
Journal, replies: ?"Wo presumo not.
Uowejret^^J^o^a^ina^Wiirae thingp
that Christaios may do than play cards.
Seven-up is a scientific gtraeT^Mofal as
a discipline of the rj^i_AVbjrfAi^?w?
catcs the virtue of silence. Euchre
teaches^rtnetmes whtoFj?Rfuo^58
tically adapted to every-oV
iustSWe* tWr^tolfrf oPWKeracing tib*??p
abxMK ot-fcafl^esaft haod." Tkisv wec pre
sumo, settles tho qi-fli^j^ja^erniore,
and yfa^mMtkmWMm^^
Tremata* flttlaai pj til I?
Stokes., the other<Jkft?^9 Bii^h|f0-)ftf#w
man being^ ana ttjjat such ?man would
steal the corns ftf?m^hisf deaf
eyeS to grdtiff hft wtetched^flfel^ofe?*
He had no thought then of the soothing
influences that seven-up exercises .Of*
the mind. He had not learned the vir
tues pf old-ujaid, or the.bliss of copper-.
ing the ace. His client could not havo
been a* devotee" to fettrard, o/SWV?ua 1
n6vcr havo gone it alone on a weak hand.
The ?OhrfseMn ExnrfMt tVery
weak caso. Its questions remind fes.of
?1T"Vl"i<V*'TIMnA HM#ll"lfriT1'i
wherein the preacher asked : "Why ntaj*
this gaineT^JJjmjbJ^a drin^'jinner play
base-ball on hited||||^^pThen avoid
this snare of Satan" my Bearers."
a
TouonrN? PKvprfas.r-Qne of?h'o
?most tearful cases ever told oq paper is
this, of a little boy. ? mere child, who
traveled oue thousand four hundred
mile?, taking care of the body oHfil desdr
rstother nil the way. * rill *?^r^*i?
Au expressman, trpon reaching the
office early .one cold morning in Janu
ary, observod ou the sidewalk Si
heavy box, which his practiced
once identified as containing a "
Upou the cud of the box, shivering i
cold. sat a little half.clad boy abon*
seven or eight years ofage. Address
ing him kindly, he said : ? ^4.vp.tx
? My lad. don't sit there, you Will
freeze. Come in and sit by the fire."
Bursting .into >tclV^^SJM? Wml* -
replied
"Xo, I can't' come. My mother is in'
this box, aifd'T-frtol^
would not leaVe her Until we got home."
Deeply affected with the touching
devotion of this brave littlo fellow, ho
dually succeeded iu convincing him of thn
entire safety of his precious chirge, oittd
taking him to a nelghboring^reetaufant,
gave him a warm breakfast, and then
learned the particulars of his story.
H is father died about a year previous
ly iu a remote village iu Mionesq^|Jfn*Bj
iug his mother jo poor health and usarly
destitute. She^dicd but a few days be
fore the boy'' sad journey, charging tho
little hero with the sud duty of convey
ing the remains Jto a distant StaW,M
furnished him with <all she had)
of money barely STifficieut to carry them,
both by freight cars to their destination,
jLiic nine leuow uau aeiuauj uuvwn
day and night in a freight oar with his
rve!:i2cho!y trust, never for a mom-jo*
losing sight of it.
A Wau.nino.?A young lady in *'
suburban towu has recently been oblig
ed to submit to the amputation of fcar
left foot because of her determination to
wear the fashiohable high aeela on her
hoots and shoes. Some months ago she
suffered from an affection of n danger -
I ocs character in her ankle, and was as
sured that the use of high heels was *
cc~*ain provcrativo of the ailment an 1
would result? fatally if perservered* iu,
but th-u warning was unheeded aud th*>
consequence stated above ha? been th*
result. We presume this will aftMe*
as an example to*tho fVi sUfaisfil
tho way that of a pubiio execution did
on a witataa thereof wW fui<ntnft Hi
fellow nrirnUhrr, iit>|-t^ttfnTitWilj act
as a warning against dishone?f!: TTHiii
friend help roe toget- rayJn^rxHn fm my
baok" and having- received a friendly
lift bore away another p-jrwoV-pjiipn*.