The Orangeburg news. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, June 29, 1872, Image 3

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BERWICK LEG ARE, SURGEON DENTIST, ?.^tWWftl v ?. . . . ' ? Cirndfiate Baltimore College iw i?v^ Dentul Surgery. OFFICE MARKET-ST. OVER STORE OF ,>^; fV.^ HAMILTON, _ METALLIC CASES. ,OTTlA^'t6azi - THE UNDERSIGNED HAS ON HAND all of the various; Sizes of the above Cases, which can be furnished immediately on ap --.l?oalion, iCL ? A,so ?>inof?c?tirc? WOOD COFFINS as usual, and at the shortest notice. ' -nliAl4?Plyto , H. R.GOS, mar 6?Om Carriage Manufacturer, e* i*<*i>jffi i i i' i REEDER & DAVIS, COTTON FACTORS ??_* ?wncral Com mission Merchants, .4(/^r'?r TrTlar/, CHARLESTON, S. C. OflWKLI. RbIDSR. ZlMMERMAN DAVIS oct 16 6m T. F. 1'not)iK. R. R. Hobftftffl K. C. HUDOINS, **(?0TO>N FACTORS * 91 mt M 5 Sf. r>MM> '? ^Wfc^gftf MISSION MERCHANTS, ^UXvS?TJJ ATLANTIC WH AII I\ CH ARESTON, S. C. JMUftlberal Advances-made on Consignment. ,' Tel. t^R_r_u ro Andrew Simonds, Esq., Pres t ? *8l_^ltfottftl Bank, Charleston. S. C. ]!.;. . wctr tf HINGTON HOUSE od* t&n9Sf?i>*t ? by Uta. M? W. Station, ?SBXl* ^vi- crott5Kn ^jJjj^lS ? ASSESf HLf STREETS wmu? COLUMBIA, 8. C. Convenient to tho Oreenville and Clikffeaton Railroads and tho Butiincstt portion of the City. Rate of Transient *smZ Board?Two Dollar. *W'.MX POr Day. R?guTar Boftvdcrs receired at Reasonablo latea. *oo 10 tf Car Oldest Inhabitants?Two of Them. By Josh Bilunqs. John ?iiRcoinb is now living iu Coon' Hollow, Raccoon oo., State ov Iowa. . Ho is.. 196 ytuM old. andean read fine print- by moon light 33 feet oph. He remembers Gen Washington fust ruto, aud once lent him 1 > dollars tou buy a pair ov kuff skin boots wi;h. He fit in the rcVoIusliuti, also in the war ov 1812, likewise iu the bvo melee, aud bvz ho won't take suss now from enny man living. He is a hard shell baptiss by religion, und sez ho will die for bis rcligiou. He was konverted 150 years ago, and thinks the hard-shell h the tuffest rc ligiou thure is for every day wear. He sez that one hard shall baptiss keu do mor'3 hard work on the sume vittles dur iug a hot Guy than ten episkopalitics. He haz ulwnyB used plug tobuko from u child, uud sez he lernt how to oheu hi watching a cow cheu her cud. * He haz never drunk enny iutoxi kuting linker but whiskey, nnd sez that no other licker is healthy. He thinks 3 horns a day is enuff lor health. He 'haz ulwus voted the dimokratik ticsot for the last 170 years, und walked, last fall iu sloppy weather, 18 miles to vote for Jim Buchauun. He huiut neve r seen a rule road yet, nor a wimmin's right convenshun. His greutcst desire, he tehs me, iz teu see Gen. Jackson, and sett that he shal go next year down teu TcnnesBC - teu sec him. He fatted a bog last year, with bis own bauds, that weighed u'3G pouuds after it was dn-st aud well dried out. He is very cheerful, aud sez he won 7 dollars on the weight uy this bog, out oY one ov the doakins ov the hard abell church. He dcklures thin teu be one ov the proudest ack.-idents ov his lift, lor the deakou was kuowu fur uud near us u tite kuss. He leih? me that for 90 years he haz went teu bed at just 17 minutes after 0, and has arozcu at precisely 5 o'clock the next day. The fust thing ho does in the morn ing iz teu take a short drink, about - inches, and theu l'ur an hour bet?re break last he reads the almatln'x. I J tcill here sta e :ha' it iz "Josh Hilling J Farmer? Alma na x" (hat he reads ) I asked him his opiuyuo ov giu aud milk uz a fertilizer. He prononnscd it bouus, u..d scd thut the good old hard shell dritik, whiskey uuaddrued waz the only speorits that never Went buk on a man. Hiz habits uro simple. For break - lust he generally cte four slices ?v salt pork, 3 Idled pertatote lopze and all, a couple ov sussagis, 5 hot bisk its, u doscu h id bmlcd cjrgs, 3 kups ol rbye coffee, a small plutO OV slllpjiX, Mill) ptlCW piekhs and cold cubbage und vinegar, if tharo waz-enny left from vistcrday's dinner. His dinner waz a little one, and he seldom et ennything but some biled mm ton, sum fcorned beef sum kold ham, and sum injun puddin teu hop oph with. Hiz suppers were mero nothing, and konsisted simply ov kold korned beef, kold biled mutton nn^l in t*rr>at ' while, a phew slices ov kold ham, with mustard und boss reddish. 1 examined hiz head und found that he had all the usual bumps in a remark able statu ov prcservushuu. He haz a good eur for music, and whisselled mo Yankee duodlo, with variashuus. Ho was horn o shoemaker, but hasn't dun ennything at the tradu for the lust 1*25 years. lie enjoys ehe best ov health, but just now he iz teething, which he tells mo iz hiz 7th sett. On tjie subjekt ov marriage hiz bed seems to be on a ded lovcl. He scd "that be had been married 15 times, and proposed uguiu ten Hannah Camp bell, a lady in the neighborhood, who was 28 years old. I nsked him what he thought hiz chances wore for obtaining tlvo lady's hand, nnd be sed "it lays- between him und one Theodor Whitney, a traveling korn doctor," aud added ; l*if Whitney don't, look out i wilLonlargc his bead for him." Upon mi ticking him what be attri buted his immense life and vigor to, h ? scd, iu a clear and dis'iukt voioe : '?To 3 small horns ov whiskey a day, Deleaving in the bard obeli dooterin. and voting unanimously the douiooratik ticket." I thnukt him very much for the ia* formation he had given me ov himself, and i sked him if he had enuy objekshun to mi putting it into print, and be manifested a great desire that i should do so, rW forgetting to make apeoial meushun ov what ho had sed about enlarging Whitney's head for him, for he thought that would clear him out ov the naborhood. I left John Basoomb after a delight ful visit oV four hours, and thought over teu miself, if thare was enny two rules for long life that bad been thus far discovered that waz alike. The more 1 thought ov this, the more i wished i could cuin accost Metbuseler for a feu minutts, and hear him tell bow he marjisged. ELIZABETH MEA?nEJL - Lab Mcachcm (as she iz familiarly called iu the towuship whure she resides) iz one ov the rarest gems ov extenuated mortality that it has ever beeu mi blessed luk teu eukountcr. ' She !S not SO old as BuSC-miib ui about two years, being about 194 years old. Next to Lots wife she iz the best preser ved woman tho world oootaius. I reached her ph<ce ov residence early in the morning tad in one mininltt after i told her mi bizzincss, ber tongue had u phull bed of steam ou, uud for three hours it run like u stream of quicksilver down uti iukliu-d plain. 1 asked hor a thousand qucstiou at least, but not ouc of them did she nits wer, but kept talking all tho time faster than Puchaheutas kau pace dewn hill teu Middle. Az near as i could Gud out bbe had lived 194 years simply because she couldn't die without cutting short one ov her storys. I ?nsked bur teu sho uie sho tue hor tongue. I wanted to see if that member wat badly "vorn ; but she couldn't stop it long cuufl' leu show it. This woman haz reached her enor mous age, without eny partikular habits. She haz* outlived every body she haz come ukrostj so far by out-talking them. The only subject, that I could lor a moment kart the flood over her lunguago with, Was the I ash ions ; hut this was a subject upon which i unfortunately wasn't mueb. As a last hope ov drawing her out upon sum fuku us teu her mode, ov life, i tuehed upon tbnt nil-absorbing topick teu both old and young-? I ruler now teu matrimony. Her fust husbunu it seemed, was a karpenter, and teu use b<?r own words, '?.\ a- too lazy teu lal- , or teu listen while she talked, and so be died Her seckoi'd bunbtn 1 was a pretty good talker bur a poor listener, and, tbarcforc be died. Hor third husband was adefland dum man, aud, az she remarked, "cither he or she had got leu die, uud 'he m.iu died." Ihr fourth husband undertook teu out talk her, and died early. In this way *he went on deskribiug her husbands j 11 m all. Az i rose teu depart i scd teu her sollemuly ; "Alizabkth Meaoiibm, you have beeu niutnh married lukonsolute widder?at what time ov Ufa do you think the married state ceases leu be preferable V* She replied : "You must ask somebody older than 1 am " A.\ Upsetting Sin.?Dr. M'Cosh, Preideut of J'riucetou College, tells the story of a negro who prayed earnestly tliat he and bis colored brethren might bo presetvd from what he ealled their **?p?ettiu sins. "Brudder," suid ouo of k>i? fviouds, at tho close of the meeting, "you aiu'l got de hang <n*' dat ur word: it's 'besettiu," not upscttiu. "Brudder," replied the other, "if dat's so, it's so. But 1 was a pruyin, do Lord to sabo us from do sin of intoxication und if dat ain't a upsetting, siu, 1 duuno what am. Say what you have a mind to n'bout mules, they will have their own way when they make up their mind to. In Louis ville, tho other day, oue ol them kicked up behind and after knocking a piut of teeth out of the driver he laid down iu the shafts uud wcut to sleep with a smile on his face that was perfect ly child, like and bland. Tho Experience if "Uris" in a Strict Tem_hTarJce Towni. "Gris" writes ' fc tho Cineinnatti Times-ChronicU I stopped over m|ht iu x> little town in Illinois recently \ftier^^erje^8|i l*r_o. temperance reajorit>?atnoag the favored sex, who sling tho illot, and tho conse quence is they dispensed altogether with the dramshops and jkrs. No license to sell any liquor is per. mit ted to any one, jnnd a pretty sharp watch is kept to tSfc that Uouo is given awuy. This wo?'.c not.have troubled me auy, and I prowtbly would not have known it, exceptjfthat that laudlord is I registered mot yied me mysteriously into the hall. V ?Stranger," sai-nhe, as he closed the door, keeping hiv^aud on tho knob, "this is the worst/iiuiporancc town iu America. Thoy-;i"M^t allow us to sell a drop, taveru keepe?^ nor any one else. Can't buy it at thcuBSg store 1 But I know how it is with traveTliug men j they like a drop of suth'.u' to tukc when thoy go to a hotel. No| hefts ("putting his hand in his coat-tali pocket and produ cing a small flask) * some New Englan' rum that i can ^tcotnmcnd. Take a you good. Nobody apitablo aud sympa good horn ; it'll do can sec you." I thanked the h? thetic landlord, wK) wanted to put a bottle to my lips, W\\ '^declined.. "All right," said he, after taking a s\yig him self,* "whenever yhu feel like having a small nip just lernt?; know." I sought my roTW, and was making ablutions, nhou tljero was n knock at the door. j 1 " "Come in !" He came in, a g od humored looking glow on the end of man. with a buqs.j' his note, who, wit'^a fnrtive glance nut in the hall,"cIosea*4h"e donr and turned the k?>y. Then'lie advanced mysterious ly toward me on tiptoe, with one hand to his mouth, us ho stated. "S h-h," while the other was reaching for his coat tat) pocket. I was a little startled at first, 1 must confess. Didn't know but I was to be made n victim to emotional insanity by au injured husband who had mistaken me for another man. Hut my fears were dispelled when he drew out a willow flask. It is a sufficiently deadly weapon in some hands, I know, but it doesn't Bcare me as a loaded revolver docs, somehow. "Stranger," said my visitor as he eat the flask dowu on the table, "our folks here has got temporance on the brain. Tec-total abstincucc has struck in. Thar hain't bceu a bar opcu goiu' on two years. S-good thing, uo doubt, for them us can't govern their appetite for liker, but it's kinder lough uu tho boys as occasionally likes a drop. And it's rougher on strangers as stops in the town?gives em a bid idea of the pluco. Is.e ye wheu^ye Cum iu, and I thought ye looked dry, so 1 made bold to walk up hole and oiler you a dram out'tl my par ticular ilauk. It's good ; y ?U can 'pond on't. Pare old Bourbon whiskey right t'roio Cincinnati." "My mysterious and unknown friend," said 1, "1 ihtiuk you lor your extremely thoughtful kindness. An experience oi govern! years in observing tho effects of Ciociunati whiskey satisfies mo that von have got a good article there, and one that 1 could safely warrant. Hut 1 dou't feel the need of any just uow." "All right, old Cap," said my caller, taking a long pull at tho flask himself. "All right, you dbu't have to. If you got dry, though, oall on me." It was a pleasant afternoon, and 1 sauntered down on the street For a walk. The landlord was sitting on the front step. With thaidcuro t J make it pleas* ant for me which was so marked a fea ture in our tim interview, ho introduced me till around. If there is anything I ISke hut b. r tjuni anothur it is being in troduced all around to a party, say lt) or 30. You will know them nil the next time1 you .-co them, you know, aud call thuir .lames so roudity. And it in so pleasant tobe suddenly and unexpectedly called upon to converse with twenty live or thirty strangers, particularly when you arc not iu a humor to converge with your most uommou forms of Afoeriean in troduction, and you know how it is your self. I at longht mentioned that I was going to tukc u little walk, aud itumcdia'cly a couple of my uew friends volunteered to accompany me aud show mo tho t.iwn. After seeing tho town, which didn't re quire much time, ac it waeu't verry larg*, they wer? Ve*y?Brm^ eee their5 rfowrantfteaeic.L.iB niifg" ?di f i ,Of M>.oainrmiy:yididiOgotfftur?(aj the0 track.was^hen^I.>ft.), I..poinipli9dJ *T praised their track, aa they seemed "id expect I should. I eulogised their bei trance gSt^aoSrilrbd^ thclP *gaU. yojj. knoW-?ex tailed thef ticket office,"- jand,| lavished w'ordsror?oouiiuciidution on 'the judge's staJxL,;, That s^ud, CL,tol^ .til ^in could stand anything ao&I^^y^rj ?>tt0V: ccntly inquired .iT, it could not stund / railed 9W .?ooaavna ioq treat. Then they insistod'bh "iJkHBg m6'\tpoyq I the judge's standfthl t: ctouily rejist'eil that though I finally compromised by lookiug into* little? aaoia -beneath the stand called the jnflgn's rdoftn; Once in there they abut the door, and-?you may i uot believe it, bat- It is so?*each>of. tbqaej young men drew a flask 6dt of hT ct and offered me a.drink. ? I will not tepeat to you the iudigna'ntM uud scathing rebuke I administered those youug men, and it is hardly necessary for me to say 1 emptied" thqir( flasks?both their flasks?right where J stood, as a salutary 'naming io luem against trifling with the temperance regulations of their native town or at tempting to lead an innocent traveller astray. hb lliup do! I positively never had so many snares laid for me and temj'tdtions.iaid. beforo me as I bud iu that temnqrange, town, where they didu't soli a drqp^ They were a most generous and hospitable people, though,' ilnd did hate to seo a stranger suffer. Ufrey ? didu't seem to |.carc for themselves, but likod to have a little within reach whou a traveller came along. Wearied with resisting those claudes: tiuc invitations to "take sutbiu'," I at lust announced my desird'to go to bed A colored man showed me up to my room, and .asked it there whs anything I wanted.7 *I told him no' lie IrWita:' ted, walked to the stove and poked the tire ; tbeu turned bis attention to the lamp to sec if that was properly trimmed and burning, got as far as the door, and hesitated again. "Well, what do you want, George?" said I. I always call a colored man Gcorgo, because more than half of the time that is bis name, uud when it isn t he likes to bo called Gc?rge; because the father of his adop ted country was. 1 suppose 1 know a dozen colored men whoso ua?ies were originally Peter, or Julius Ctcsnr, or l'jpbrumiuodas, who have gone and got their names changed to George because they liked to hear me call them George so well. "What do yoti want George ?" "Oh Duthin', aar," said George, turn ing bis old soft hat on his thumb, aud leaning ugaiust the door-easing; "but I thought"?here his head dropped iu an embarrassed way. "Well, wh it did )ou think, George, said I, encouragingly, supposing ho wanted a little strip to scud to the missionaries iu Africa. Tf you will 'souse nie,'! replied George, at length, givisg up scratching his shin nnd scratching bis hotd, "I thought, bcin't? you's a stranger, heah?" "Well, George, go on." "And the license laws a little clus?7 " Ves, jes' so." "You might want a little urink 'fore you j.uLG iu ucu, a%o?, iu my packet i jest got?" Ho got no further in his speech, but bo jes' "got" out of the door aud dowu tho stairs in ab-;St two jutups, for he ?aw by tho excited way in which I was pawing around the stove that I was lookiug for the poker. CatOIUNO.?"Johnny where is your paV" ?Genie fishing, sir." Ho was fishing yesterday, was be not?" Yes, sir." What did he catch?" "One catfish,the rheumatism, two eels, the todchache and somo iitifeurns. Ma says he'll catch-to night; just wait till he gets home?" An old bachelor, who had become melancholy and poetical, wrote some verses for the village paper, in whicb ho expressed the hopo that the tinio would como when be should? "Rest cnlmiy iu a shroud, With a weeping willow by my sido" Put to his inexpressible horror it cam* out io print: "When I shall rest claroly in a shawl, With a whopping widow by my cid?. TV ^'^ur'awiy^co^o^^ us ?wTiae tfrey fcrWloctl tfreWfleaP^^fStj an enterpflslng' :g^r?d?- is '; A nbe* Areqdel county has" invented fur; hi? .paper a string Q/f^oj^v^g.i^w.n-;^Bj :?4 patented, wo nave as good a right to them 'hi anybody else. We taakb'V not use torn for th* rollbwttg*?' I el ?j ] 'A-Jgtyialr? lo^g Im? *eyt?, a to on: \ MtqW'. b J? boioxoq at ^elftenO ti j| "Sa^T lo^"' :' : 1 :j ' -: :' **d ?: M?ch m-Jdholo. Immense ankle oropi City spreading. Alleys Odoriferous. ( t r I j i rYT \ i*t?n 7 tesajfoj . , , - ulj od: Handsome.-^?John Smith s cow shed. v 1T rtfPu't'chlld ^fi^eti!tue'f/#aW'sicKl ? HBiH Slam^h^8',a!'Oelt^(^^!e'' \ ' When rogues mil out the mice will ?Pf?* MO lo ?yy.ui: ?<;::< neu tijdl ' . Euterprising citizen, , Jonathan tVhoopcuhizcr has erected a fine hen ?0 .0 ?.:: T-fl:. . . -JflU V>n! , coop. "Hope deferreu*gathers no moss:'1 Clever' neighbor; Jaico Stebbins, has enlarged hjs ash piloij . f,nJA bird iu the haad,:dreads the firo. ... , That philantrophio gentleman, Manu e.Wtc nc'utter, extracted a rat from his trap by inserting his fihger between its' teeth, and immediatel y liberated the gentle sufferer. A merciful, man ismer ciful to his beast, ?rod') ? /r. A suspicious stranger wants to buy rags. Beware I Supposed to be ridi culing the apparol of the community. An ux,chaugo; boasts tbat-.iW*>ffiee is at last lighted with gas. Spontaneous combustion^ probably. November follows'7'Obtfober and pre cedes' Ecc'&rfbeV. Ttfmtfs1 m^ r/ne^tittye^-U-^^ffatsiHu4&***h;; i tili day aftor to-m?rxow. Seiah 1 This year Christmas fullaou December 25th. Last year the 25th of Dccembor f. 11 on Christmas. Singular coincidence, the whereof may not happen more thau j once in a year. If day before yesterday had been day after to-morrow. Saturday would have been kicked iuto the middle of nest week. The difference between Niagara and our last serenade is rather in favor of the serenade. The former is a cataract, the latter a cattyracket.? Caveat filed herewith. The riso in the river has produced many good results. Among others, we note that the resumption of navigation having enabled the exhausted supply of vermifuge to be replenished,-our worthy cotemporary of!,_the Roaring Rustabout has recovered his formor sweetness of temper. Small boys aro saving their coat sleeves by wearing aud using pocket haukcrchici. Encased in Ice and Ykt Auw, ?Ou Saturday morning, as Mr. Joseph Motters, an up town ice dealer, sawed, out a piece ot ice about two feet by twen ty inches, a bug ros?s*mbling a June bug exceptiug that its wiugs aud body were of a huff color, rolled out upon the side walk. It had not remained them man? uiiuutes netore it evinced signs of life, and in a few minuets the effect of the sun wae so marked, that tho liberated prisoner started to find now quarters. The block of ice from which this piece was sawed was very heavy* and cauio from the far North. How the bug could have lived iu this miiss- of ice, is a quc*s tiou tho ice dealer could.not auswer. It must, however, have been encased iu \*> ice prisout for several mouths. An editor out West who thought thu wa .os demanded by compositors was imposition, discharged his hands and intends doing his own type-setting in future. lie .says: "OWING To the ?W-I'.?r.inj WaGKa unmi^deff bY pjinjcrRs WE h.v.ve ConCliide(t To do ouR ow vj tvpo sEitiod IN Tho iuTaRef ; nufl ai.Tif)UGU w;? neACr (KaftQEQ Tho ^usiuoss' ?bo d? floj Soa way gRetj? ru.CsTeRy in Llle allj. In former days, whon the cook-book was included to the educational course for young ladie", they were taught iu this rule: ' First catch your hare, then dress it." In the enlightened preoeut the cook-book docs not shiao, but this rule, with slight alterations, is: First buy your hair, then dress it youeg ladies." pleasanThaWoF FespHTg a tarn? tiger ft is known, possessio* Tor some tue? ft savago wolf as Pfrvorit e companion ?I NBwitfkt a^>?i;r>? iiihdb ?f lass ?iidwmlawihJ?? engro, head- ?$pjfj^ of English birth having any very particular predilection for snakes. A gentleman "of urbane man ors'^4 gres^ Ubesasi^ n?d i?)HWlOSWby?W#? ^nt'tfHWawSS, fc^forfc^ tastes, Ho collected about hjs office the 11*. itin a>Pisf ooBuntoajL. fruLtp kim . most venomous snatrea to Tw Toana in that region. W'please^irn^ftuVriaed visitor to this sfugbia* efcaiWsw* ?aaould see "one snake 9asile*n ?A :1 Htlwg$"i*: another on tbetabls^ with acoidents, however* anS?l?iiiover dr snakes Wt aVlgft wltWd'^AKoas ^ooe^ ft# haa^i frsssliwMiahsjfr bat iitwlyiRacier snake, aad[*4lhDu4*#?ring it any time to get; accustomed to, Its' changed quarters, he put it in his .bat, and his hat on bis heacf, with Ine result that be was soon'bitten1," aW'aleoV the next morning.' Remarkable to relate, his widow, instead of keeping Wrasakes ? to remember the dear docaasad at once bad them, alji kiljejft a|n nfL judge;ba-ft1ife Hw oflfoe'tso ?elos*l%o a certaj u ? idoctqns4*if* i.idi?t tbsjr. *iWere separated oujjtljy.a plank ffa^tiggfwith a door in it. . The judge W* at^ tale busy with his* griefs and mils, in chan eery, the doctor*was wfrftfctf? letter, autfpauWo^^^ called ou?tJ ? "Ja4gre,tse?tf S^tabths way to spell oquiooralcal?''H?m I tl?i?k it is, said the judge; hutTgslfster's Dictionary-I cau-souu. tell. He .open ed the book, ana turned over too leaves repeating alo?d. <to-qUinomical--e-qui - nomical, "Finding the propper place, be ran his eye and finger up and down the column two or throe times Until he was throughly satisfied that tbe Word in question was not there. dloUng tho book with a slam, the jddgi? fifla his specs on tho table and rising slowly, broke forth1 Well, sir, I hkve** shrsys beea a Daoiel Webster mad, and voted for him for President; but.aoy ntjuj that will write as big a dictionary as this and not put as common a word as equino uiical io it can't get my vote for anything hereafter. ?' " >Min mt'i r ri^jj^awasu, Tbc San Franoisco Chroni'de obtoniol ca tbe death and funeral of a young spiritualist medium named Henry Chase, iu which there is a rather ludicrous il lustration of the strength of the ruling passion after death. The? young man's mother preached his fUriera! sarujou, in which she said thatsince: his 4*e4k lbs had had several interviews w^th^im- la life be was a jolly and frolicsome youth and while his corpse was being prepared for burial, he entered the rbotil and gave his mother to Understand that f 'he did uot think he would make sdoh an ugly* looking corpse." During the whole pro? cess of dreeing him after death be was present iu the room, cutting up antics, jumping about, standing on als head, and doing other funny things.' So little ? t! aw-'ctwa oouy,- mat one may perform ail these aarobatkS feats even when deprived of it/ A CLEVEa old lady, apparently just arrived on a train from the country f entered bne of the refreshments rooms at tho Springfield dopot, the otbar day aud gazed eagerly about the apartment as though searching for something. At last a waiter inquired what sho was looking for, and sho replied that she left ber parasol on tbe setter, tt?4 Was trying to find it A' genersl searoh com menced, and lasted for same time. Fi nally ouc of the waiters asked the old daxso when she left it, to which she answered after counting up on her" finge?, "Well, it Was just three years ago last 4th of July." The** was a gsMMT^ roar, much to tho astonishment of theoldfr^y who wont away with a very puzelad look upou her countenance,. ? 111? Mdh . At a recent examination of ifn? of the schools in Washington, ihjx question was put to a class of smell boys; Why is the Connecticut river so o*Ued V when a bright littlo follow held x$p hi\ hand. "Do yoa know, dames f" "Yei, sna'nra; because it coo recta Vernront and* New Hampshire, and oats through Massa chusetts," Was the triumphant re