Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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JBANGEB?HGNFWSrO? * <Zfr*dff?;t! 8** Menth?.j.a ?IaXI Hotan^rft^^feteM&ft TEN DOLLARS* !fer a Club of New Subscribers, will receive an BATBA, WIPE ~f*r"ONB TEAR, Asm of I StjeRNiSf*7 ???H9t? dollar8' tor a Club of New Subscribers, will receive ,?MWSBI)iVWllWl^iroNTH$, free of RATN? OF ADVERTIRINO. pnrrt ?AJfctflWBS UVinsiste of 10 lines Brevier or -aPaW(|ft4 ?*AdveTtising space. . Administrator's Notices,......,...S6 00 ministnitors, Executors, &o.00 -, , ? Ceatsmet Advertisements inaerted nnnn the S?flfflBW*1 .?B??AiXIIw- i ?:ot? MAWRtATJE and FUNERAL NOTICES. ? "hflt exceeding enc Square, inserted without 1 ? A W Terms Cash In usance. <M ?^SiH)Wiiii!g: iSfc^ipowning, a V?j0WiN*:YS AT LAW, ORAA^KBIIIKJ ?. If., So. ?:?. fcdf ftfALCOIJfc-l. Ba?WKIKO. fl| A. F. llnowstso. AUGUSTUS B.KNOWLTON ot tae New York Bar.) AND COUXSKLLO o?A^tifinnuu, s. c Wv^W, RILEY ^a>.;:4^JS^ J^P^^P **! yor^^'or Edi?to, Jjtrowptly (tad-taraOsUy attended io. ?-?^JSAlSI c ?Wtyvwr?fl ? -fly DR. T: BERWICK LB?A1??, SURGEON DENTIST, I lareWtfat* llAllittsore Ctolitge : tttental Surgery. OFFICE MA'rVrtET-ST. OVER STORE OY J. A. HAMILTON, IffiTALLI^C?SES. ?THE tJNDT?rtBI?^ED HAS ON HAND all of the tarieus Sites of (he above Cases', which can be furnished immediately on ap plication. Also manufactfares ' OVOOD 'COFFINS an ?u?al, mud at-ths ?hortest not to*. Appry fo H. It IT. OS, mar S-fim Carriage Manufacturer. boeder & davis, COTTON FACTORS AM? general Commission Merchants, Adger'a Wh*tr/t CHARLESTON, S. C. O swell Kkkdkb. Zihmkbmam Davis eet IS 6m -;? ? ?-? .? ? <?.;?. T. F. Baonitt. R. It. Hodoixs IT. C. HnnotvR. BKODIE & CO. lit i tCQITON FACTOItS sjri UUMMiaMfiN I MERCHANTS. NORTH ATLANTIC WHARF, . CHAitKSTON. E. C. ' Liberal Advances made ou Consignment. Kkfkb To Andrew Simonds, Esq., Pres 1st National Bank, Charleston, H. C. may 21 wee tf WASHINGTON HOUSE . it t < ? jiy I Mrs. MVW. Btrattonf.,01 ttotofcaa O^UVaIS ft ASSEMltl.Y M IlhKT itHA MttLVS. Cea,ve?^cat1<?4*^f ttffeenvilt? atid Ch?rlra?oo Knilroade and the .Uwidnee* portion ef ? Aia^CiHr. Rate of Transient A id .atnjaVmrd?Two Dollars Regular Boarders received ai Reas6aab!o Rates *e*ft tf o had Soal of the Yfcs t JgWMflftrV rainbow tAcWdu> I , C?ft#*i?a?M iMMai?, steadfast, strvaf, end jertVftW | . Chanpkes tbiV eh*.**!h^fjVK M ever blessed. H| ?},, Across tho troubled occr\n traveled bs,? Snd was his- pas-sing ! gentle be his reitl | Grod'a Bowsells with him da aaolber bm! 'jfr fcft itf ttjtf th?ora prophet's hud, rcis^j??st'thT? dense Insufferable t(hU.T->- .?< Cloud-like ha came; and by a fierce wind fanned, Didst gather into greatneas ere we knew, Then, flash by flash, most desolately grand. Passed awa, sadly heavenward, droppln, _ ? ASIiiRnlarAdTentnw, tnas In eeat-i-?>''.' > ?*+?> '? v i .?offlt. JfhtltjJO : UY. 0. D. '. ifj : '5id .--?NAit*9aL I6i rlfKS \r* ?f. bo is?>i. vi; i:a? i????. -s-. A grrnfrWumbw <rf person* who knew the celebrated Dr. ,Bnrt.on/1ttive ofton heard him relate the following snee dote:? in mil One day he had procured the bodies of two criminals who hud been hung, for the purpose of anatorop; not being able to find the key of the dissecting fooro, he ordered them to be deposited in an apartment contiguous to his bed room During the evening he reid and wrote late. 'f he clock had just struck ouop. whoo^iU, *$t unoe a dull ?.und proceeded from tho room ?outlining the bodies, and tho doctor went to see what trifft??:be-, the eouso of the unexpected uoise. What was his at-t. nishmeut. or rather his horror, on discovering that the suck which contained tho bodies was tun? nsundt-r, und that one of them was sitting upriglu> io tho courier ! ?jM*Vor Dr. liurtoii, at ibis uoexp -eted I apparition, became transfixed with tor r.?r, which Was iuci eased by observing the dead and sunken eyes i f the corpse moved. The worthy doctor, tm-tc dead thtfh.^alfteV:iyffw[ tVbeat a quick retreat without, however, losing sight of the bbjooi o!' hm terror. Hut the spectre.hud rise . and followed him; his strength fails, the candle fails from his hand, and he is m.w in complete dark uess. The good doctor has, however, gained his apartment, and thrown himself on bis bed ; but the fearlul spectre has still followed him; it has caught him, and seizes hold of his feet with both hands. At this climax of terror the doctor londiy ^Tolaiiued, ?'Whoever yonr are, leave me ! * At this the spectre let go its hold, and moaned feebly these words :? "Pitty, good hangman ! have pity on too!" Tho doctor now discovovercd 'the Ttyst ry, and regained, little by little, his composure Ho explained to the -criminal, who had so narrowly "esoaped .death, who he was, and prepared to call tip some of hia family. "Do yon, then, mean to da trey tne V ?exclaimed the criminal. "If I aai dis covered, my adventure will become pub. iio, and 1 shell bo brought to the scaffold a second time. In the name of humanity, save me from death!" The good doctor the* rose and pro cured a light. He muffled bis uuox peotcd visitor in an old dressing g..wn, and having made him take some re storing cordial, desired to know what crime had brought him to the scaffold. Ho was hanged for high treason. Tho good doctjr did not well km?w what means to employ to save the poor creature. He could uot keep hint in his house, uud to turu him out w.mld bo to expose him to aortaiu dcttir. The nuly way, then, was to get him into ihc country; so huviug made him drcs?lum sell in fotne old clothe* which the kind doctor 'selected I mm his warurobe, ho iid't tofcu curly, ucooui|>un.cd dy his j.rt?teye, ?ho? he represented ?s ua -trlMnot, When th. y bad got int.. the open '?o.iiury,' the wrotohed creature threw u.Inzell' at the lect ui his boueluolirand diM iut .i , tu Wuotu ho swore an ?-tm tiitt ^int tudc; .mi the gnuvrous doctor liuvjiq; ..nutte.il his wunli? by a S.u.ill * ;ot <d -oiouet, the graceful creHture i a ittiii, W.th .o.uiy blowings and pray ers o r his happiness. About tweivo years alter this scour reuce, Dr. Burtou had occasion to vfoft Amsterdam. Having gone, one day, to tho baok, he was accosted by s well a:^?r! ^??^tm-a ?ko bad been p? -af?d r-r--r?1 " r oat to hint as.ee? of tbo moat opulent merchants of tbe city. Tht :vorchnnt asked him politely if he were, not Dr. Burton of London ; and on his answer ing in the affirmative, pressed him to diue at his hooas,/Wbmh/ioritatioo the worthy doctor acceptad. On arriving at the merchant a house, he was shown nftW^an elegant 'apartment, where a most charming woman . fcud two lovely children welcomed him in tho most, friendly manner, which reception sur prisea hiqvjabe more, coming from per sons ha h^d neyer before met. I Alter dinner, the merchant, having taken him into his oountiog house, suited his hand, and having pressed it ttfth friendly warmth, said to him. "Do you not recollect me V "No," said the doctor. '?Well, theo, I remember you well, and your features will never be obliter ated from my memory, for to you I owe my life. Do yon not remember the poor follow who was hanged on a charge of conspiring for the dethronement of the King?for high treason, in fact ? On leaviug >ou, I went to Holland, Writing a good hand, aud being also a good accountant, I soon obtaiuvd a situation as olerk in a merchant's office. My good conduct and teal soou gained me the confidence of my empoyer, and the affections of his daaghter When he retired from business I succeeded him', snd became his son-in-law; but without you, without your care, without your generous assistance, I should not hare lived to enjoy so much happiness (ieneroos man! consider, henceforth, my house, my fortune, and myself, us wholly yours." Tho kind doctor was iiff.cted even to tours; aud both theso happy beings participated in th<? most delightful ex pression of thoir feelings, which wer.' rtooo shared by*the Merchant's interest ing family, who, came to join them ! m> menu ? -ess??*? Preserve this Carefully. - ;.)-!/. r> "ft? PTiU/'f i' X - < ,K" Tn reply to 0' W. C, P. 168, I can give some facts which may be of use to somebody, thereby saving life.?The time between the biting of nn uoimal by a mad dog aud showtug sigus of hy drophobia is not less than nine days, but may be nine mouths After the animal had become rabid, a bits or scratch with his teeth upon a person, or slobber coming iu contact with a soro or a raw place, would produce hydrophobia just as soon as though he had been bitten by a mad-dog. Hydrophobia can be prevented, and I' will give what is well known to-be an infallible remedy, if properly administered, for man or beast. A dose for a borao or cow should be about four times as great as for a person. It is not too lute to give medi cine any time before the- spasms oome on. The first does for a person, is one and a half ounces eleoampane root, bruiscil, pat in a pint of new milk, reduced to one half by boHing, then taken all at one dose in the morning, fasting until after noon, or at l???t ? very light diet after several hours hsve elapsed The second dose tbe s.tme as first, except take two ounces of the root; thir l dose the same as lust, to be takon every other day ?Threo doses are all that is iidOured, ??u inen: need uc no tear. This I know from my own experience, and know of n number of other cases where it has been entirely successful. This is no guess-work. Those persons I allude to were bitten by their own dogs, that had been bitten by raMd dogs, aud wero penned up to see if they would go mud ; they did go mud, and did bite tho per sons. This remedy has beeo used in and about Philadelphia for forty year-* and longer with great success, and is known as the Goodmun remedy. I am acquainted with a physician who told me he knew of its use for more than thirty year*, but never knew a case that failed where it was properly adminis tered. Among other ouses he montioned was one where u number of cows hud been bitten by a mud dog. To halt of tho number tl ey aduiiuiijtered this rein ed, to tue other hail' not.. The bittet' all died with hydrophobia, while those thut tuok tho eleoaojpane aud milk sn wed no signs ofthat discuso.?C' S/iocnutfar, in Country Gentleman, Monty tnxery Co., l\nn. A lawyer und a doctor wero walking urm in ana, a wag said lo a friend, '-Tl ose two are just equal to one high w tyman " "Why '!" Wus the reapouse. "Because they area lawyer and a doc lor*?) our iaKiney o* yen? Ufa."' ????v?i= ooniniittee ]of tbo Manchester. 1 Jnj^f/ rf" Odd Fellows; #pet at Lancaster,! ngland-. "d the societr^tj^jp^w^oh V?!gB*V as Hlustrati^^^t^eeJ^ of^isbodyv recruited ^^jf^PQJP wj ff}y?n 0^*ja of English sjocWy. Jp the oourae of the inaugural tuuress, fhe ,$rs,n,d.j Master congratulated the Unity^ jon, the pro^ gress made 'jpoe^^l, wtyfl (the first step toward adopting a gr^duathd scale of contributions was taken. Then there were 224,400 mem>K5rs,'but ndw 458, 000?moru than double. ?he average increase haX oeen L^OO a year, but last year la,0tf0. , Thoi capital now amounted to 3,000,000, sterling, and the income I^?t year, was 700,000, sie r? iug while uup than B^OO/^liiiid^ for sick andKfuncral benefits and medi cal attendance'. Tho directors submitted a report of their proceedings during the past year. They congratulated the Unity on the fact that 35,280 members had been ad mitted, showing a net increase of 15, 584 against' 8.476 in 1870. Of the 35,270 initiated last year, 22,391 wore under twcnty?B^e years of ago. Tho quinquennial returns for the period ending December last,. showed an in creasing intensity of sickness, sufficient to suggest caution in dealing with sur plus tuuds, and the directors during the year had declined to allow any Lodge to divide surplus capitul among mem bers. Tho Auditor's report showed that the management expenses of the Unity last year had tmen 1,094, 2s. 3Jd-, being a decrease of 148. 7s. lid., and the pro fits from all sources had been 1,020, Is. 0|d., being an increase of 34, 5s. 3d.' ??r4-rr?-1 An Exampu: rmi Youxc Men.? Those extra nice y?ung men who never wish. ;o soil their hands with manual labor, but aspire to professional and lazy gentility," can learn a good lesson from the course peraued by the nephew of the ia!e Colonel Colt, of Hartford Connecti cut, who received from his uucle aa im mense forluue. At tho time of Colt's death, the uuphew was learning his trade of machinist, iu his uncle's shop, working diligcutly every day; subject to the same rules as other apprentices. On his death he becaree a millionaire: but choosing a guardian to manage his property, he continued at his labor aud served bis ap prenticeship. Now, wheu he walks the rooms of his fine house, or drives a handsome and costly team he has a con sciousness that if his riches takes to themselves wings and fly away, he is posser? sed with the means uf getting an honest livelihood, and oan make a-ffortuue for himself. He was a great mechanic and is not ashamed ol it again. Labor, with its accompanying dirt, is not dishonor able or degrading; laziness, aud its al most necessary evils, are disgusting aud destroying. Dirty hands and sense ofj independence are to be preferred to kid gloves and the consciousness of being a mere drone in tho human hive. Tools rust of neglect?wear out from use. .T . , ? ?_; _ ? -m - ?- ' ? .<i Cniuiuii-??? 13 ucucuciai. So with man's capacities?better wear them out than lot thorn rust. Fight Between a Doa and a Rattlesnake.?-Sunday afternoon a woman, residing in Brooklyn, went to a field near tint suburb to pick blackber ries, accompanied by~a Inrgo and valu able dog. While engaged in getting berries her attention was attracted by the dog, which was barking furiously not far away, and going towards the spot she discovered a huqe rattlesnake, coiled up on the defensive and keeping the dog at bay. As tho woman ap proached, the suuke, withdrawing its at tention from tho dog, suddenly uncoiled aud glided towards her, whereupon she turned and fled ; but the dog, taking advantage of the opportunity thus pre sented, sprung upon tho reptile and seizud it with his teeth?the snake at tho sume time, burying its fangs in tho dug. The woman did not stop to watch I the fight, but hurried home with all j possible speed, and not long after her arm al there the dog dragged himself to the gate, coVerod with blood and terribly swollen, and almost immediately died.?Florida Union. If thine enemy wroog^ tbse, boy oaoh of hie children a drum. ^ They say that potato bogs aro t ing the wulwtiv's system out in iudiuoa S3 sMfrnrl dout , i'n\oo<*b lie i ifl tVP.t^rM-^?.! fejt ^d^t. serf ? mile1 JP*\M*"Jfff^at^V&d py wife ^BflhftuT** iJBbBPV*1 Mr* Harn? hud' nnt j^^gfbfif newspaper, whielrtnj wife had borrowed. As we sat jhfwn to m|f?*eo*4 when you are away from home.' "I wodd^ltV^ wboo ? said I, "but1 you know I owo a payment on the house and IptU U will be mrl loan do to meet it." .tiei J. l:< ii:nhh \ She replied : "If you wUl take thi paper, Jtj w^U?Mf.fb* tfcnteuior to pajT jf%r> i^tuoavo on; no no: >.-.-;??' lee I subscribed for tho paper; it came j in due. time to the shop. While resting one noon and looking over it, I saw an advertisement of the county commission ers to 1st a bridge that was to be built. I put in a bid for the bridgo, and the job ws*> awarded to me, on which 1 cleared $300, which cuabled. me to pay for my house aod lot easily, and but for the newspaper I would not have know any j thing about the contract, and could not I have met my payment on my house ami tot. A mechanic never loses anything by taking a newspaper. A Pleasant Game --it ca~uHbY played by any number of persons. Let all be provided with pencil aud paper except one, who -9 the time-keeper and umpire. Choose some word containing a variety of letters, as, for instance, New Hampshire, which each one writes at tho head of hi* paper. Whan all are ready they write -down ail the words they cart think of beginning with the letter N, using Only the letters con tained ku she word New Haiapthire,<and no letter more times in the same word than is used there* At the end of three or five minutes, as may be agreed upon, the time-keeper gives notice, and they each count the words they have writou. The one who has the roost reads his, the others looking over their own lists and erasing any like words that may bo found there. Each one reads bis un erased words in turn, and, when all have finished, the number which each has j left counts so many on the game. After N is disposed of take up E, and so on through the whole word, except when a letter occurs twice ; then the repeti 1 tion is omitted. At the closo each play er counts up his unerased words, and whoever has got the greatest number wins the game. Tho Poalal Record says that during the past year there were sent to the Dead Letter Offioe nourly three million letters. Sixty-eight thousaud of these letters could not be forwarded owing to the carelessneps of tho writers omitting to give the country or State ; four hun dred thousand failed to be pent because the writers forgot to put on stamps, and over three thousand letters wero put in ? l... ....-?? . rr,,.^ *r;thnnt snv ?'tA???? trhnt ever. In tho letters above uamed was found over 892,000 in cash, j drafts, checks, etc., etc., to the value of $3,000, 000. There were ovor thirty-nine thousand photographs contained in the above letters. Of course nearly all the nuneyand valuables were returned to the owners, but much needless delay, many charges of dishonesty, etc., might hav.e been saved if the writers of tho letters could have been a little moru careful, and taken tho precaution to see that their letters wero in mailablo condi tion before depositing th?iu in the post office. It is uiore than probable that nine-tenths or all the complaints, losses und delays- which? are laid to the Post office Department, aro in reality duo to the carelessness of their writors. ? I?? -e?? Clap-trap and Cant.?Invalid, if you are unwise enough to put yourself outside of any of the mock touics guar anteed to contain -'no diffusive stimu lant," you will inevitably come to grief. Ask your physiciau if any liquid pre paration, destitute of stimulating pro perties, is woithy of the name of a tonic. Be will tell you no. Shun all such uauseoos catchpennies. Plantation Bit ter.-, tbe most wholesome iuvigorant in tho world, owes Uio rapidity with which t( relieves the disordered stomach aod the shattered norvea to the diffusive agent which conveys its medicinal in gradient* to tho teat of tbo comphiot. cfk-^ -WtV ^cfoaf l^&f*n& ;v^?^nweft./j valuable M they are, wbot?lbe o?urj&ra?'' Tivety' ^seW?51 SfltubtuV fl?s^uisttibutivw btrtris. Thei Srottd' 1rerWbW^W?>> ?ewmre ke; ^?Mbtor &Uffhlj ?orrfbW' ttartVfetA? rW?* ?a+igB ist a stete' os?' j^KreuYelfM *^infls^M tre^dfr rbsliff wttM uWtn^ ptbtt? I Hl. "Wei w'g q BUB HSfl?ft Disced j benefit end core' tho living. For all severe Coughs, Throat and Bronchial diseases * Iki rJeVci been ?quale?. ,j ..: U WhMlrH 4f>?^>rtudetjta dls r iitttorssd - si?'anbjeet ?a >*?dtd ffntji night, dressed -It: ?d irtwed ; W'&V h^ftg^^^tle^allWtoror^ '?gen* ?ffe^fl?^Udino. Coming to a Uyern, sod. seeing the bar-room lighte PIT Ihlf 'fe^^the^wagon aud went in for a (kink. .The ostler observ ing a man sitting ih the cold W-rfon, attempted i a cooversstip? ;dmt, rtfdol**1! log no answer, he drscov ered how the affair stood,, and instantly resolved to have a little fun of, his owr on the occasion. So, taking the corpse to the stabje, her dressed himself so its slothes, and seated himself In'the wagon Tho I students soon returned and took their, seats by the. side of the, supposed deed, man, when one af thorn, iu merriment gave him ? ,4hin . on ~lbe face. ] ?Hpw wdilld you like some flip, old ipH%f ?' I then remarked tremulously to his com panion, ?He is^rurmrby hialrensr 'So would you be?\ replied the corpse,?if you had been stolen from h-?1 as I have.' Both Btudeots bolted, aud never returned to inquire for the horse and wagon. Suddenly Delivered.?A mnii who was a Confirmed and hope less drunk ard, being about to go put to the lushing banks with a fisherman, prapoaod, before they started. "To tako a diink." . "No, said the fisherman; ,.I don't drink." "Don't you di ink anything V* wNo; I don't drink anything.". "Why not?" Beoause I am a Christain." "What!" said the man, "does Christ keep yon from drinking ?" The fisherman, at first, confused by the novelty of the question, hesitated a momont, then answered, "Yes! Christ keeps me from drinking !" The poor inebriate was struck by the reply. He thought, "There is help thot I didn't thtnk of." Ho wont home I and into his room, and knelt down and said, "O, Lord Jesus Christ, keep mo from drinking." His appetite for liqnor suddenly left him. Ho was delivered. A suit came off the other day in whioh a printer named Kclvy was a witness. The case was an assault and battery that came off between two men named Brown and Henderson. "Mr. Kolvy, did you witness tho affair referred to." "Yes air." "Well what have you to say shout it?" "That it was the bogt piece of punc tuation I have Been for some time." "What do you mean by that?" "Why, that Brown dotted ono of Honderson's eyos, for which Henderson put a period on Brown's breathing for half a minute." The court comprehended the matter at once aud lined tho defendant fifty dollars. Easily Pleased.?A Down Easter advertises for a wife in the following manner : "Any gal what's got a cow, a gool feather bed with couifortablo fixing, five hundred dollars in the hard powter ?one that's had tho measles, and under stands tendin' children?can find a cus tomer for lifo by writing a small billy dux, addressed to O. Z., and stiokin' it in a crank of Uncle Ebeneaer's barn, back-side, jioin' the hog-pen." Sir William R., being at the parish meeting, made some proposals whioh ; were objeotod to by a farmer. Highly I enraged, he said to the farmer : "Sir, do you know that I have been at two uni versities, snd at the colleges at each uni versity ?" "Well, sir," said the ratrnor, "what of that ? 1 had a calf that sucked two cows, and the observation t made was, tho more he suoked tho great er rM\ u* grew. ' wh?r -frymm** Mm h f*n dosf*j?*tieas> don* a?i*ttV^ io 9|ey om^Bodifr^ilwisj lb* ???? ? is not co*vr*im%. w*MM>Jmm^ ? rW?W,%# ************ *? **? pole be about wind is in fa Ihavka out oTit.u*,a<?ol? " Iu taking Ibnadwt g#4W 8"* jddgmenbm?Ja">?# bad nee etwakemn thetir>V, ?nw?^n^7^ 'bte^^^ the more ambrosial they am. ? v One pole kaein a towwrip is cno*? eapertUrtt* tmU wtatf ehntfctf eaee tn r^k^U^rj jiiloim CWvJ jaaeftMia^ * A polo kat'e skia U wtttl * *JoIk? in . nms%sV-?imfc* dnsrabinnany ben H to woth 8 doUaae m* **ky e-emn ts* sfcftn Thiaa> oaticiMTi *?B edl si airiT This is one way to make 16 ebillinja pn aaH?b??raJbn fr^istA v ^B^aVr^iFIOTi^ 4r?^ the other, bappc, time. T&L way, wax rather a penurious can.fluteer. He waa seated aft the table enjoying his dinner. Tho visitor drew up to ihr etoro, looking very wishfully towarde tbe eshie. cxy^fnj>wibfWaW tl*jjjttas bam iodine, Thacidman^feaTmem?. "What's the newt **?yam? ?fL ; neighbor?*' StiU entin^^W' HN, g^ff T e*i4 BrW 1 ?T"% ?y^MW^P ta^MrV^sm% n HI f#nMHii| mts^M^wClfel, yea. fseoad, I did nee? e? etw %SMt if aw-an tnsA'a wortb uiintiuesay? ? ?*Hn, ?awtls thatf*? ^^ ''Neighbor John has a cojr that ben "Is that so? Oood tt^(?| Whan in thunder does the fifth osjf do whom the others are ??ckia?^.*^ "Sunds and looks on in* an t 4) like a fool." "Mary, pnt on mother pUl< eTmTI An ignorant, oonoejUL.fl** got aboard a steamer oo Lake Enron. Af ter standing on deck awhile, among the orowd, and seeing the captain approach, he inquired: "What is the name of Shis lakef '?The Lake Huron/' answered the captain. "1 * v t*lA "r wait to know what lato I'm on. What's its name f" *** "Well, sir," said tho captain, ?An lake you're on is tho Lake Huron. Does The orowd ware smiling |?ite andi Bly, and the man walked on snetteriaj low to himself; | -sdX 'The lake I'm on i? tb? Jk**?lm on % That's a polite captain, that is." i ?? ?aBP?w???? Two eminent members of the Irish bar, Doyle, sad Yel verteft, quarreled one day so violently that from words they eamn to blows. Doyle, the most eowerfnl man, kno ked down his adversary twine* exclaiming most vehemently. "Ye* scoundrel, I'll make yon bcnavoye*foejf like a gentleman." To whiej jftlmsbtm, rising, answered with equal indignation, "No sir, never* I defy yon! I defy yen! Yon can't do \%v*te -????? *- *I Tn Boerne county, Texas, a suit mm brought-to recover fifty deltoCvanee> key, when the donkey kti&celf wee ten dered in open court. He emViindU en deocnt and presentable aa ponsibte, by n pair of Urea pants slipped eat. bis rbre lega, a stove-pipe hat on his band, ami a pair of spectacles On J The judge and jury wt laughter, and the Anything to Biax Ouawt.-?An inebriated Democrat we?4iMt? at Wee tern hotei the otbet dae^'J^.^ "Beef, pork, mutton, veal or chick en ?" said tbe polite *traitcr. "I don't care a 4?t?," wss the tee>le| anything to otst (era t "