Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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TWO DOLLARS PER ANNUM. \ VOLUME 6. god a.jsrn oi if wal Wl i xatti?* ml d*uAgttt *F Y> ?tot?* ?HM |m? SATURDAY MOROTJCf ?^jj,- * ?? ii NUMjbEklS The orangebtjrg news :oi? PUBLI8HED AT Every Saturday Morning. BT TM atRANGEBURG NEWS COtft'AN Y TERMS OF SUB8CRtPTfON\ v.. InCipj for one year.... n ? n Six Months. 1.00 Any one sending TEN DOLLARS, for a Clnb of New Subscribers, Witl receive afl EXTRA COPT for ONE TEAR, free o ?karg*. ' Any atte sending Ft VF DOLLARS, far * Club ?f How Subscribe?*, tfitt feflelre ka EXTRA CftfY for SIX MONTHS, free of kaarga. ~:o!? RATES OP ADVEftllt?ftf?. 1 Square let tnser'U0n>...j<a..w::ii. $1.*0 .#?., ** 2rl ?? 1.00 A Square eenslsts of 10 lihes Brevier or fens inoh of Advertising spadtJ: Administrator's Notices, ..-.*??>?.ui.u;i$5 00 Netiees of Dismiss*! of Guardfafttr, Ad ministrators, Executor*, 00 Ceatraet Advertisements inserted' upon .the haaat liberal terms. -?:o:? MARRIAGE and F?NEP.AL NOTICES, hat exteadiag eae Square, inserted without ?karg*. ?-:o*>?1 wtf Terms Cash in dvance. Browning & Browning, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, ORANGEBVRO U.? So. Cn. alaxcoxat I. Baowhiita. . a A. F. Bbownino. ?US augustus b. en0wlt0n (Ferinerty ?t "tue New Tori Bar.) ATTORNEY AN& COUNSELLOR AT LAW, OiiA$&?i9iritCJ, s. c. July* ?-? t ._ tf g* w. riley TRIAL JUSTICE, ttesid-ettee KU ftfffk ?f ?4i?x6, ALL BUSINESS ENTRUSTED fffl be promptly aan carefully attended fa. jttlySS ly de. T. BERWICK leg are, BURGEON DENTIST, jjj$frm*% tttUtlnhioHi College Itaifcxtad SnrtfCfy. OFFICE MARKET-ST, OVER STORE OF J. A. HAMILTON, ?btalli0 casest THE UNDERSIGNED HAS ON HAND all of the raristts 8iaes Of th* anore Cases, Whiah ?aB be furnished immediately db ap plication. Alse manufactures WOOD COFFINS as aaual, and at the shortest notice. Apply to H. Kt***}* mar 6?6m Carriage" Mtortn^rofuver. REEDER & DAVIS, -tarter ^TT*>W ?AUTORS ASS General Commission Merchants, Adgtr't Wharf, CHARLESTON, S. C. OawSLL Remsa. ZtsmttstA? DVrti* set 1& 6m 9. F. BaoaiB. R. R. Hoflrj'fts H. 0. HenulNs. BRODIK ?fc CO. ?FTT?H FACT0B8 (JOMM W?lON iMMOlr^YKS. irokttt AThAtfttc whaut\ CMAllESTON. 8. C. Liberal Adfartea* Made art Cowsigttmcnt. Rsffta fO Aadrew Sitttottds, Seq., Pres i lit Sat tonal Batik, Charleston. 8. C. ?af# SI wee tf WASH?TON HOUSE St Mm M. W. Wtotton, coa^r.* ?gftVAfSA il8|MHLt ttttfaZT* jPNi?r C'OUXftfA, S? Cenveftwai to the OreenviPe and rharfesfon Tlsdlrssds and? the Business portion of the City. Rate of Transient Beard?Two Dollars per Day. Regular Bouffdtw- aaaaiwd at Rcasouablo Rites ?v?e 10* tf Extracts. Oh, Absalom! my son 1 my son! Iiis fleece was whits as snow; He stole a pig and away he run To the Bay of Biscay, O! The boy stood oU the burning deck, And Mttoked his pipe of clay, And btt bis money on the beb tailed nag, When the moon bad gone away. Fm loflSiy etede my toother died? Tbo ice is around her still? 80 I'll peel a bag of Utera, O 1 With the sword ef Banker Hill. It is the hour When from the boughs I kissed my Folly Ann. So run, Elijah. *ftd hurry np Pomp, Tea, or any otbor man. Ob, what ftt-u ttte Wild watM saying ? I cried the long night through, And a toiee replied far up the height, A litt'e more cider too. The harp of nature's adrent atrbhg Is coming through the rye, Then kiss me quiok and go, my honey. Said the spider to the fly. My Willie's Ori fhe darlt btete seS, With fall flvo hundred more, And my days are gliding swiftly by To the Old Kentucky shore. HANKERS trOK THE ROAD. OF SANDED SUGAR. My dear Horatio,?I was lately read ing my newspaper after breakfast, and came in the regttiaf order*Mbr I should be sorry to perform so important a cere mony in a disorderly insnrrer?opou u teport concerutog the suuding of sugar. The details were very noplensunt; but I am dot so sure, since We art told tbat we must all eat our peek ol dirt, Chat it is rty.t as agreeable.to have it sweetened, and to ensume it, as it were, surrep titiously. 1 Went back to the table und looked iu my cup, but I could see no sand; and I inspected tho sugar bawl, but all looked fair The hue was uot as satisfactory, indeed, as that of the table-cloth, b?t I saw no sund. Iudeed it is not to be found in that kind oi sugar. The adultoration is io the brown, io the sugar that my poorer neighbors buy Tot their coffee ; and the reporter tells me that the- e is an enor mous quantity of that sanded sugar al ways in the market. 1 have my reasons for believing him, aTthough, fts I have told you. I do not find them in my own sugar bowl. But I observe that sugar of every kiud is so profusoly sauded that 1 can readily be lieve it of this particular form. I re member that among the boys at school there was a saying that you had better bite Deacon Truss's candy carefully, or ? you would break yowr teeth against a boulder; tile Wits too sfifeWtf a merch ant to feduco the bulk of the sugar which he transformed into candy, so that we consumed it in the original state, sod consumed it at our p< ril. The deacon did not see why he should loa j jscuftse sintiit people chose to sand the sogar lhae they sold him, and even if they put ptrbftfes- rtrto it he wotild show them that it should*Hot he to his injury. That assertion was fully vindicated when ever a ') -y's tooth was bfokett. Whut I m?:ms to trsy Waff that there is a great deul of fine manner which must be t 'ken carefully, as the boys bit the d??5riri's r??dv. It n?uv be sugar, but it utay also be sanded, aud even with grains of the pebble size. If you know i'aliuurus, you know probably what 1 mean. His H<?n-tter is wonder ful. He probably early heard ami entirely misunderstood the rco/.rri: that manners tuukc the man. He is till smiles und softness and smoothness: u kind of silk or satin man. lie is described hy .?tl the adjectives that begin with asibtl .?ut. aud m broadiidu ol the words thui chitraOteriSe his manners 8eeilis to be a k.llfyi.f hisses. 1'uliaOrUS pressesyorji hai.it ;,, iJ(,th ot his, as ii nothing ffnite stj 1 lissful had ever belallcu him as cectag you then und there ilis voice o..s the toi.e. a if! h s general address l lid 1 baracter wind? 1 have sometimes re .naiked iu> pastors toward the loveliest auaY Kost yooihfa4 lambs ol the lock His- voise is very low, und his emrrtaisis is tUCcSSiSfft nno, tuteusu. He strokes 3 our h-.m?di as lie con verses, und it is cu*y to imagine hiui> dissolving in hin own emotion like u hrrmp of sogar in warm Water. Iudeed, how often have I been in a room when i'ahnurus entered, and felt ss he appeared that we were a cup of very indifferent mixture to whioh the saccharine element wus now added? tbe lump of citjnr was d.oppi.d iu' l>ut who likes Palinurus ? He beams ?od siuiles and rttbe his hands and bends his bead, and the words sands from his month as if their We're actually viscous. But who, I say, likes him f To women he is all soft flattery?to men he is sll geutls deference; he acquiesce* With an obsequious bow before you have said what you mean; and Mrs. General, who devcted her life to cultivating in others a ' stewed prune" expression of oounteu auce, could nave been taught by Paliunrus. The difficulty is that the sugar is sanded. You have to receive the manners of Palinurus as tho boys bit Deacon Truss's candy?with the eon soiods possibility of encountering a' boulder. All this sdgar is ssuded with iusiucerity. The boulder against which you might break your teeth is falsity. Aud why, I say, as I read in the news paper the report about the grocers?why should not sugar be sanded, if manners are ? Does it go beyond manners 1 t asked myself the question because I chauced to see Feliuu tripping by iu the uiorn iug sunshine. A bright, pretty, plcus uut young woman I believe thut you think her; apparently equuble as the mild breeze and gentle as the ideal May 1 know her well from old family associa tion, and I shall uot deny that she has great attractions. It is a cheerflU, buoy ant, temperament. She is gay, and makes others so. Fcliua is s sweet wo man, is the general remark ; und dow ager ladies tap Whisker, her husband, with their faus us he brings them stowed terrapin ut supper, and say to bim, "Do you kuow yeur blessings? Do you know what it is to have such a woman us Fellns uB the Sugar iu yuur cup ?" Whisker thinks thut ho dues. He imagines that he kuuwa all about it. She is pleusaut und gay, but she is uot an angel- She is, indeed, "a sweet little thing," but 'the house is untidy, the children are slatternly. Fclina is very lovely^ but very lazy snd Bhiftlcss. "Certainly, dear madamc," hef replies to Mrs. Terrapin; "certainly Fcliua is the sugar in my cup " Audibly he says no moro, aud stands grinning before thu dowager. Hot if he does not say it to himself, he feels always, "Sugar ! oh, certainly, sugar ; but ft to sanded." When Fcliua had passed I did not take up thy paper. I was thinking of a certain friend of ours who, as ho says, is also the friaud of all uufortunaio causes. "It is my g'ory," he adds, 'to be ad dicted to philanthropy. What is moro elevating than philanthropy ? Hail philanthropy, and all tho oppressed peoples and unfortunate causes !" What a charm that call has! Our friend has not spared his tongue or his pen iu ad vocating tho project of a balloon express to thu moon, which he declares will be a boon to suffering humanity. "Give us. " he cries, "O perverse and fickle geucra tion, give us but a balloon express to the moon, and humanity will cease to suffer. In the name of humanity I demand this and every other kiud of exprees." Here are honest sympathy and siuccrc hope There is no reason for doubtiugth.it our Ivieud means what he says lie over flows with sweetuuss toward his kiud He is eloquent, devoted; aud when wo cull the roil oi' thost whom progress and reform delight to houor, we do uot for got his name. Iu taet, to very l?u?jj *?; us ??iui stands for an uxevptiorral character o: fidelity trad* simplicity und self-sacrifice and those of us who are So lucky us to have children meditate the propriety or iztfiog them his rfsnta. But what is tint insin trat ion of Ileitis, that in our friend & ease honesty iff the Best fiwitey ? Then is somethiug unpleasantly suugestive ii his toue. Aud when it appears that our friend bus iuvestcd large sums u money iu the uhauco of a lunar expre*3 when we discover that our friend ot hu ufrtidty is intensely selfish und vindictive thut the- awvertoe of tho rights of op pressed peoples has made u huge for tune by blockade running into theii ports, und th<tt the champion of all uufor innate causes has had an eye upon tb< -upon ' of the rest of their Iriends, wifl th? oof say tlrut he is false und a scoundl re I, tor h* IB not ; hut we do suy that' the reported is evidently correct, au I t li.it there is an enormous qu.iutity of ; sanded sugar in thu market. Whwt else is much- of tho preachiog thut we hear ? The good book is full of the lovo of God, which is perfect! nwuutoess, aud tho uu'p'orsal oousoieoc? sod oouboiousuess confirm tho truth. No | man walks abroad without feeling it. j Beauty every where ?ud sorrow and mystery; but,wfay>mtMhim hy<+**i-? ribl* and iMorikla#od ioftcfhtabla Maw ,; there ii also tniuaaanahanaona, deeper than the aambidg i0V*c*?-i#rrw*}vdi infinite sod pervasive love. And hero comes my reverejttd brother into bis. pulpit, and for ad'aoureUbortftes from tha. taxi VOod lajaara'?* ^em of the nDiverse that ia saoreiy devilish, aa if from the beert ohtbe pan and odorous magnolia a loathsome, deadly aerpeot, should uncoil and ?J&UBt&mJht gardens His theology is aa^fdsjek with angry : and powoouus thorns that sting us all ovor. But bis L seW'-denying f it is it.-cctio. No old saint of tradition more mortifle? the flesh than he. flatan take* him up into tbe high; mountains of am bition aud temptation, but in vain?in vain. An anchorite whom Ae demons could not stir, thpj wasted, dry, with strange study and endless vigil, he cornea from the pssaiouh-ss cell of his library into the pulpit, and no d*'u*on whom he has triumphantly despised is more appalliug than the demon that he depicts God to be. Alas, Horatio, even that sugar ot faith and self denial is sanded! Or, again, the brother who is not dry, nor ascetic, nor wasted, who reiuscs to seclude himself from other men, and who says truly that no man can tcaoh men who does not know roc0?it is not easy to describe what we feel about him ; bur we do feel it, and when he ascends the pulpit stairs we know that it is not his place. He is a good fellow, we all agree; he is evea a jolly good fellow; hois kind-heart ed, indolent, gcaiul; he loves good wine und fat meat?and eo may every healthy man, and do shame to him. Do we ask that a minister shall be a monk? Do wu require the mortification of every honest and necessary human appetite'( Fur from it. No men more fatally caricatured tbe Christian character and * Ii tu than the old saints. Kot a preacber ruust b? spiritually minder}, or he can not touch us deeply* ihia good brother is not a reprobate more than the ot her. Ho doc* not devote us to endless fire with the other, and he proclaims that goodnfess is its own reward. Ho is sincere But somchnow goodness zcetnflr ft/have a kiud of plum-pudding meaning in his mouth. As I heur him?excellent, sincere, worthy man?I can uot rid uiy mind of Goldsmith's music, "Allured tobrighter world." and led 'he way." Docs he do that? 1 am not condemn ing him, Horatio?for who am I ? But cveu this sugar if sanded Religion is' something more than apple-dump lings. Now, my boy, if we have any sugar of any kiud to ollor iu the market, let us sift out theshikI as carefully as we Can. For these terrible reporters giro the world no peace. L- read yesterday a review of the new poem which we liked so ranch. The critic said iu effuet that he had almost broken his teeth. There is & great deal ofsaud in this sugar, he said. Rift, lor your life, Horatio! Your friend, AN OLD BACHELOR. In tho Superior Coufrt in Boston a de cision hns been rendered which is of in terest to the managers of public convey ances. A man num ed StutidUh took pas sage art Fall River on one of the boats jr.!' f Ka m --^-aifcja^^fr^^^^J^^J^.|[1V inevitable, oVerhtdenf tile comes iu fur its share in thro eceoo. Jinks has boon indulging too freely iu ardnnt spirits. At u street iornor \i\s Hit drops lute *he gutter. 8a?y? Jiuks, "I know pick yw up I'll fall?If I fajl yo^woo't p?hio?me?hio up?Good night." And ho walk:, off with a i?mile of satisfaction, desoribiog innumerable rig Zdgs askhe goe>, leaving hio hat in the gutter. ??I am for Gran*. We had ooe Andy x WSEftf <&5? y riak of geturajg Oreely ia auch. J nt a man with fOfiJarVMBtd pi plea. ?reely never be* airy, tfcsidVs, X'\ eo?iider (Jeeely a secession candidate. I beliere the plot tc nominate him was batched by Southern white rebels more than a year agor a?d has been mainly nursed by thorn. I advise those who mean to vote for him to find dot what agreement has boeohmfte by Mr. Gree ce ^fiends with Jeff* Davis and his ] staff, as to office and patronage; I - am perfectly certain that there is a distinct mutual understanding, if not a positive contract, between them, tt Hforace Greely enters tttef ^Fhlte House, Jeff. Davis will b* as truly* part of the ad ministration as Seward was iu Lincoln's day. No negro can vote for Greeley who values bis lifo or property, >r csaes for his race. If, by.frowu of Providence, he ia elected, I shall advise every South ern loyalist to load the revolvers thut Grant's arrest of North Caroliua Ku Klus has allowed to be laid aside. If he is elected, let the negros live in squads of fifty; whom no coward will dare shoot down, and show no property after sunset. Lonely men will be shot, and no black man Will own a mule forty hours if any rebel knows the fact. For a loyal ad ministration to protect the negro, awe the rebels, anc give the workingman a chance. Grant,s little finger is worth a baker's dosen of Greeleys?Wendell Phillip*. -'sfaaf' sairtritrtn i ? Hon. A. H. Stephens, io a lengthy editorial in tho Atlanti Sun,' pitches into August Beltnont Snd his Democrat ic coadjutors for what he Styles trying to "hitch the Democratic car to the Radical engine" tit Cincinnati bv working up Charles Francis Adams as a candi date to the Presidency, and comments, in a characteristic vein, against the policy of giving up tho "Jeffersoniau platform," or of Democrats votiug for any other than Democratic candidates. He trusts they will not, for a momcul, entertain the idea of choosing between Gen. Greet and Mr. Greeley. It is true, he says, that Greeley went bail for Mr. Davis, but Grant prevented the ar rest of General Lee. Besides, he adds, if Mr. Greeley has over raised his voice against either of tho "enforcement acts," oven the infamous ku-klux act, he is not aware of it. He does uot suggest, however, any practical way out of tribu lation for his brethren of the South. The Aikeu Tribune learns, from a recent personal conference with some of the members of the Executive Committee of the party, "that the State Republican Conveution for the nomination of a State ticket, and the transaction of other busi- j ncss incidental to the interests of tho Republican party in the approaching campaign, will uot he called until the latter part cf month of the August or early iu September. In deciding upou this course the Executive Committco aro iutlueuccd by the very laudable desire to avoid tho disturbance of the agricul tural interests of the country which a canvass at any earlier day would inevi table occasion, nud in this view the committee will be sustained by theeouu try at large." This we regard as a wise conclusion, as tlx re will be ample time, from the first of September to the election, to olhiw for what w:II bo necessarily, a sharp eampiigir, and which will be iu the Republican party itself. Congross h is passed u bill amendatory of the bankrupt law. It allows all ex emptions allowed by any Stats law on the first day of Jauuury, 1871. This will save to bankrupts in Virginia two thousuud dollars worth ef proporty. It also exempts a widow's dower, or other estate in lieu thereof, if the Slato law so provides; also life insurance to the amount of five thousand dollars. The lime duriug which buukrnpts may he dicharged upon payment of fifty cent, of their indebtedness is extondod uutii July 1, 1873; judguientaobiained against persons or property before petitions iu bankruptcy arc filed are-to be fir?t aud lully satisfied. Changes iu tho method of appointing regi.->trurk, iu the matter of marshals, lets aud other ict? important narlipoh.ru or a ?Uo n\ ..l.< A new boy in one of the Ridgsfisld, Coon., Sunday chools, who was asked who made the beautiful hills about htm replied tbat he did not kuow, as his pa reuts only moved into town tho Friday btf n the woodfr-a* ^>fl^J'#^P1*"?* TJnabie to peat her anfaseiiaf j iht iiii iiwi^niii iRMiiiiiii ii Hin1 ?eow^drjfc, ?feftfiPgT to Jfed Jwrb*jfi?n<J that her feeblo arras might in some way help him homeward. After draggling ou for several miles she met the party, vrho wore od their return. By this time ! she was utterly ezhausted end unable to rerrace her steps. Whit was to be done 1 Sho sank down ift the anew, worn out; with fatigue and hunger. The little patty, of boy a were quite unable to bear her among them homeward, and to re main with her would have been certain death to all. It was agreed that they should cover her as well possible aod,retum to tbe village for help. Her son, how. ever, nobly refused to leave his mother, though to remain was in all probability certain death. When the lads gave the alarm in the Tillage a number of men at the peril of their lives went out to res cue the mother and her son. Their efforts So fiud | them were for eeterat days fruitless. They were finally found undei a cliff, froseu to death and looked in one another's arms. "In death thoy were no* divided,'1* for theirs was a Wtld?aWBf?entfcr ^nan- death." It would be difficult to Bad a- more touching in stance of reif sacrificing affection than this one, taken from "the short and simple annals oi the poor," Ml at Unaccountable .Phenomena a a Party .""?The following story is told of a young lady and a gentleman at a fashioouble party in Nashville : The young roan was handsome and happy, the young lady arrayed in lavender, rose, &c, with gold powdered hair flowing over her awaudika neck. Find ing the heat of the room too much for thc;n, thr.y nought the cool shade of an arbor, where they might litten to thu fonntaiu'a fall. Tbe music rose and foil, time fiew on silver pinions, aud after an absence of at least an hour, our young frionds re-entered the brilliantly iliumi uutcd parlors. Tbe lady passed on in the dance, but the young man was slightly taken aback by his uext neigh bor informing him that round his ueck was tho unmistakable print of two arms in chalk and diamond dust, and on one shoulder a quantity of yollow dust, bloom of youth, and yellow powder inix e 1 up generally. The lady's hair was observed to be several shades paler. A toucbiog incident is reported from Chattanooga. An utter stranger called on a respectable farmer last week, and asked him if his houso had not been robbed during the war. The farmer re plied that it had. "I," said the strang er, "was ono of the marauding party thut took it. I took a little silver lock et." "That locket," said tho -ruior, bursting into tears, "had been woru by my dear, dead child." "Here it is," re plied the stranger, visibly affected; "I am rich ; let me make restitution; here are 820 for your littlo son." He gave tlte farmer a 850 bill and received 830 change. He thon wrung the farmer's hand warmly and left. The farmer has :uuuu unttd ilia ieurs auti iaauuu uis ftbOt guu. The 850 bill was bad. An old ludy who was in tho habit of j declaring, after the occurrence of auy event, that sho hud predicted it, wus one day cleverly "sold" by her worthy spouse, who, like many othors we wot of, had got tired of hearing her eternal "I told you so " Rushing into tire house, breathless with oxcitnient, he dropped 1 into a chair, elevated his hands, and exclaimed: "Oh, my dear, what do you think. The cow has gone aud catou up our gri.idstonc!" Tho old lady was ready, and, hardly waiting to hear the last word, screamed out at the top of her lunppa: "I told you so! Yon always would let it stand out o' doors'" A yonng lady, rooently married to a farmer, one day visited tho cow house, when she thus interrogated her milk moid, "By the by, Mary, whioh of these oow? ia> it tha? give6 the buttor milk V Art old lady of Bloomaburg, III., who was rather ahort-sightod, !ook a box of new.patent pill:,, They cured h.^r, hut turned oat to be black heads with a hole in them, and she is going 16 gw.iII ?w a ctring t? .tiinj them. nlmti ft II and ame?? be we* Wae hir oteegux -net la the difestlon indieated cose, sad ap rose e turkey, tied tHe matter, the < and aaddiasand hortet After a time they came rapid stream, or er which i carried his rider with Kentnckian, oa the Yankee's found great difficulty ia; and when ha bei mfa^tfl the stream he was afraid the hone *MlM allow himself to be carried awa# Jktf* endeavored io sfar him up at IM vigorous action. Down eat the old horse on his haunches. "Look a here !* shouted the and partially submerged the Yankee on the stream, "What does all this mean f "I want you to know,i the Yankee, preparing to ride "that thai there horn vM \ at he toiU/?ud." Self-To***?.?Hat* tjbtjt aeetof. fei Oral this world is self-afflieted. evil spirits?folge bine imaginary evils, till they/1 into 6o?ta fide despair. Of \ self-tormeutors was the kitchen maid whom her weeping bitterly ia the heated oven had cooled, the b*ea* ef bread ready for baking paua from the "high yeast had raised it, and I iug aa if her heart would 'What is the matter ?" ?Why (sobs) just as I O7c0 nice and hot," (aobs Well," said that "did you bum yoUraalf" V "No, ma'am, I happened (aoba.) "Well, Betty." "That if X should ?rar L "You wuuld^i?je>^eaaBi^1 ly." "And should have t nice Uttfc ba "Well, well!" * "And it shall just go alone, boo-00-t{ aud I thall get the oeen hoc, boo etat I ?aud should leave it, eajft fKa> should erawl in, boa-oo-o woo-oo-ol It would burn itself to death ! bou-oo-oe o ' ' Vat ma^hea you darr* quired a Dotchma^'f||rdi< was being kWed by clamorously. "O, not much?just, ourtaee; ? teem ?dat's all." "Ghol dat's all eh? I thought you was fightio!" The Nomination or Judos Wil lahd?A movement is on fbet fbr a mass meetmg of HepohReaost favorable to the emetic of Judge M.3. WiHard as Governor of tWi Skatet ? leaf M; last Tuesday evening, at Market aaaa^to consider the proposal, end it Hat re solved that a mass meeting fee feehi at White Point Gar Ion, an aaalaaaY sjren ing, the 17th instant. It is expbeeed that ,fulgo. Willurd and other trail known speakers will be present ts ad dress the meeting, and tbat the iu forma I nomtnation already made will be ratifted. "No woman ain't gut ?0 right to wtt on a jury, unleas she b a man, end every lawyer knows it, and I don't aaAteee it anyhow," was tho oenclneiee argument, of a Wyoming statesman. "My dear," w!d a breche***?%fe bet ter half after a auurrel, "yea wHl never be permitted to 50 to baaeatt.'* "Vtby not ?" "Beoaase you will be wealed as a tormentor down hcluw." Connecticut thsuld be tuiaeV* eeee the lastest fishormaa. Tins iu question is a "fifteenth ! who ties his fish-line to hit dof, and i whsu he gets a bite, kicks hie defr Ev< was the only women who never ; threatened to go aud Hve with mutant.?. ' Aud Adutn wee the only owe "bo never' J ta-ntolisrw his wife about tho way ssuthvy ?a od t". cook.