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WAaiiiiaroN HOUSE
Mrs, M. W. Meatton,
' frJKftV AIS M #MMwiH * ainx^KT^
mratM, a e.
?ftawaflfra* (to tbe GreenviBe and Ckwrfcafon
Railroads and the Business portion of
tha City. Rat? of Transient
Board?Two Dollars
per Day.
Regular Bouadeaa. aeaehwd at Rcasooablo
IWtes
*ae 10" tf
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Extracts.
?h, AbBalom ! my son I my son !
Iii* fleece WM vthltt as now}
He stole a pig and aw Ay 1st ma
To the Bay of Biscay, O t
Tnt boy fttoftd btt the burning deck,
And ttfloked his pipo of clay, 1
And bet his money on the bob tailed nag,
When the moon had gone away.
I'm lotMiy ?ittvhJ #?y m?ther died?
The ioe is around her still
So I'll peel a bag of tsrters, O '
With the sword of Banker Hill.
? 4titf'fi* Vi'.i Awtt i < ' '-? 'Vl
It is the heiif othpn tram the bought
I kissed my Folly Ann,
So mo, fcitjab\ tttd balrry np Pomp,
Yes, or any otbor man.
Oh, What tf 0 f ho wild wafM saying f
I cried the long night through,
And a voice replied far up the height,
A litt e more cider too.
The harp of nature's adtent strung
Is coming through the rye.
Then kiss me quick end go, my honey,
Said the spider to the fly.
My Willie's oti flic dark Mae set,
With fall fire hundred more,
And my days are gliding swh.ly by
To the Old Kentucky shore.
HANnEKo VV01K THE ROAD.
OF SANDED SUGAR.
My dear Horatio,?I was lately reud
iog my newspaper after breakfast, and
came in the fegtfmf ordur*-?-for I should
be sorry to perform so important a cere
mony in a disorderly iiifrffrrer?apou u
teport concerning the sanding of sugar.
The details were very nnpleasunt; but
. I cm not so sure, since We aft* totd tbat
we must t)| eflt our peek oi dirt, Chat it
if ft<d as agreeable to have it sweetened,
and to consume it, as it wet , surrep
titiously. I Went buck to the table and
looked iu my cup, but I could see oo
sand, and I iarpeoted the sugar bowl,
but all looked fair The hue was uot
as satisfactory, indeed, as that of the
[ tablc-cMli, bat I saw Oo sand. Indeed
it is not to be found in that kind oi
sugar.. The adulteration is in the
.brown, in the sugar that my poorer
neighbour buy fof thdf Coffee ; and the
reporter tells me (bat the e is anr enor
mous quantity of tbat tauded sugar al
ways in the market.
1 have my reasons for believing him,
although, fls I have told you. I do not
find them in my own sugar bowl. But
I observe tbat sugar of every kind is so
prolusoly sauded tbat I can readily be
lieve it of this particular form. I re
member that among the boys at school
there wot a saying that you had better
bite Deacon Truss's candy carefully, or
?you would break jrmt teeth against a
bouldor. Me Wag toC afifeWtf a merch
ant to* feduce the bulk of the sugar
which he transformed into candy, so
that we consumed it in the original
state, and consumed it at our ptril. The
deacon did not see wby be bhouid lose
jccaflae ain+er* people chose to sand the
t-ogar iha* they sold him, and even if
they put pebbTca rtvio it he Wotjld show
them that it should' riot be to his injury.
Tbatassertioo was fully vindicated when
ever a boy's tooth was* bfoken.
What I metro* to sty Waff that there
is a great deal of fine manner which
most be i*ken caruiuiiy, as the boys bit
at the deaCou's candy. It may be Silicur,
but it way alto be sanded, aud even
with '."tins oi the pebble size. If you
know l uliuurus, you know probably
what I mean. His tuwa-rter is wonder
ful, lie probably early hoard and
.entirely misunderstood the reiua-riV. tlmt
uiu?ueih make the titan. He is nil smiles;
und softness sud smoothness: a kind of
silk or tuttu mau. Ho is described by
all the adjeetives that ben'm with asibil
ant. aud a broad .ido nt the words that
characterize his uiauuets Seems to be u
volley of hisses. .PaliutfrrJs preisetyom
hand in both ol bit, a* it nothing (firiec
'so klisaiul had evur bei alien hi tu us
seeing yon then and then* His voice
it;.b the toke a*4 h s general uddrostf (ho
character WrVttflr 1 have souieliujus re
marked it* pastors toward the loveliest
ausV most yoo*hln4 Iambs ol the flock
His Vtutt a* very low, und bit cmpittiain
is ?u(ic3W?frt end luteuse. Hu strokes
V'ur rr.rntfi as he con-versus, aud it is
easy to imagine ItHib dissolving iu hi.-.
own ?iiiuiitju ii u ruOJp 01 Str^aT in
Warm water.
ludeed, how often have I been in a
room when Pali nur us entered, aud felt
at he appeared that we were a cup of
very indifferent mixture to which the
sacoharine element was now added-?the
lump of =ujnr w.is dropped iu.' Hut
who lit? Palinurus ? H? beams ?od
smiles and rtiba bto band? and bands his
bead, add the W?rde axada from hia
mouth as if thef Wdre actually viscous.
But who, I sa?, likes him ? To women
he is all sort flattery?to men he ?s all
gentle deference; he apquiesoea with an
obsequious bow before you have said
what you metmj and Mrs. General, who
I devoted her life to cultivating in others
[ a ' stewed prune" expression of oountou
unco, codld have been taught by
Paliunrus. Tho difficulty is that tbs
sugar is sanded. You have to receive
the manners of Palinurus us the buys bit
Deacon Truss's candy?with the con
soiotis possibility of encountering a'
boulder, All this sugar is sanded with
insincerity. The boulder agaidat which
you might break your teeth is falsity.
Aud why, I say, as I read in the news,
paper the report about the grocers?why
should not sugar be sanded, if manners
are?
Dues it go beyond manners ? t asked
myself the question because I chanced
i tu see Pelina tripping by iu the morn
iug buushiue. A bright, pretty, rdeas
uut young woman I believe that you
think hi'fj apparently equuble as the
mild brflefce and gentle as the ideal May
1 know her well from old family uasooiu
tiun, and 1 shall uot deny that she has
great attractions. It is a cheerflSl, buoy
ant temperament. She 18 gay, and
makes others so. Pelina is a sweet wo
man, it the general remark ; and dow
uger ladies (sp Whisker, her husband,
with their (aus us he brings them stewed
terrap.u at supper, and a&y to him, "Do
you know yeur blessings? Do you
know what it is to* have such a woman
as Pelma us the sugar in your oup!"'
Whibker thinks thut he dues. lie
imagines that he kuuws all ubuut it. She
is pleasant and gay, but she is uot au
angel. She is, indeed, "a sweot little
thing,7 but 'the house id nntldy, the
children are slatternly. Pelina is very
lovelji but vsj-y luzy and Bhiftlcss.
"Certainly, clear madutnc," ho* respites to
Mrs. Terrapin; "certainly Pelina is the
angar in my cup " Audibly he says no
moro, and stands griuuing before tho
dowager. Hut if he does not say it to
himself, he feels always, "Sugar ! oh,
certainly, sugar ; but ft far sandud."
When Pelina had passed I did not
take up (by paper. I was thinking of a
certain friend of ours who, as ho says, is
also the friend of all uafortuaato causes.
?'It is my g'ory," ho adds, 'to he ad
dicted to philanthropy. What is more
elevating than philanthropy ? Hail
philanthropy, and all the oppressed
peoples and unfortunate causes 1" What
a charm that call has I Our friend has
not spared h;s tongue or his pen iu ad
rocathrg tire projedaerf a balloon express
to the moon, which he declares will bo a
boon to suffering humanity. "Give us, "
he cries, "O perverse and fickle genera
tion, give as but a balloon express to the
moon, and humanity will cease to suffer.
In the name of humanity I demand this
and every other kind of express." Here
arc honest sympathy aud sincere hope
There is no reason f >r doubting that our
IViCud means what ho says tie over
flows with sweetness toward his kind
He is eloquent, devoted; und when wo
eall the roll of thost whom progress and
reform delight to honor, we do nut fur
got his name.
Iu fact, to very many of us his naiut
stands for an oxeeptiumtl character o
fidelity end* simplicity and" seif-saerlfioe
and those of us who are so lucky as to
have chtldreu meditate tho propriety a
grVitrg them his name. But what is tint
itisiumfMoir of Ileitis, that iuour friend t
case honesty iff the Best policy ? Then
is souiethiug unpleasantly Hi'ugeitive it
his tone. Aud when it appears thai
our frieud has iuvested large sums ??
money in the ohauoe of a lunar express
wlinn we discover that our friend ol hu
nfrtirHy is intensely saltish und vindictive
thut tire' ttovrrtee of the rights of op
pressed peoples has made a huge for
tudo by blockade running into theii
ports, and that the champion of all unfOT
innate euusos has hud an eye upon tb?
support of the rest of their Irieuds, w?
uV> not soy that he is false and u aeound
red, tor ha is not; hut wu do suy that '
the reported is evidently correct, au 1
that there is an enormous quantity of
sanded- vugur in the market.
\Vba% else is much of the preaching
that we hear? The good bouk is full
of the love of God, which is perfect
uwoeioees, aud1 tho uui-'orsal oouaoieocu
and oousoiousuess confirm tho truth. No
man walks abroad without feeling it.
beauty c'vtrVj wh^rn aud ;;orrow and
mystery; but
tibJb and lowril
thaw it also
thu the omnbiifr ,*llgMiis*it^rM
infinite and partis )*m *Am&*M I
cosws ay rsTex^ ?fttb-^ -iatc-h^j
pulpit, and for s^boarelabni satf K
tha. taxi ?)Ood If^^ihsfWiitjd of the j
universe that l*4mm\? dfcviltafct ? if
from the heart ofetbo put* and odorous
magnolia, a loathsome, 4$w&pA94fmkf
should uncoil and isjUBfUw Ilm nn iTiif *
His theology is qfe||feg*k with aogrj j
and poisonous tbrjrni that sting us
over. But his life is sell '-denying ; it
a$&i& No* old^/Brof &3aTOol\\nnori
mortifies the flesh t?i^^lkUuHah
him up into the higH U)OUDtaiti3 of am
bition aud temptatton) bat in raid?in
vain. An anchorltswhom tTio domons
could not stir, thin, wasted, dry, with
strange study and endless vigil, he
comes from the p^gules*., pel|?of hiaj
library into the pulpit, aud op d?>0M>n
whom he had triumphantly despised is
more appalling than the demon tint he
depicts God to be. Alas, Horatio, even
that sogar ot faith'aud self denial is
sanded!
Or, again, the brothel' who is riot dry,
nor ascetie, nor wa?eJ; who refuses to
seclude himself from other men, and who
says truly that no man cau teach men
who does not know toon?it is not easy to
describe what we feel about him; but we
do fee) it, and when fce ascends the palpit
stairs we know that it is not his place.
He is a good fellow, wo all agree; hois
even a jolly good fellow; ho is kind-heart
ed, indoleut, genial; he loves good wino
und fat meat?and bo may every healthy
man, and no shame to him. Do we ask
that a minister ahull be a monk ? Do
we require the notification of every
houest aud necessary human appetite 'f
Far from it. No men more fatally
caricatored the Christian character uud
lito than the old saints. Hut a preacher
must bo spiritually minder!, or be can not
touch us deeply. Ibis goo\i brother is
Bot 1l reprobate mo rut hau the other. H
doe* not devote us to endless fire with the
other, and he proclaims that goodness is
its own reward. Ho is sincere. But
somehnow goodness eoemw to- have u kiud
of plum-pudding moaning iu his mouth.
As I hear him?excellent, sincere,
worthy man?I can uot rid my mind of
Goldsmith's music,
"Allured t o brighter worlds and led the way."
Docs he do that'/ 1 am not condemn
ing him, Horatio?for who am [ ? But
even this sugar is sanded Religion
is' something morn than nwp-k>-dmui>
lings.
Now, my boy, if we have any sugar of
any kiud to offer iu the market, lot us
silt otrt the sand as carolully as We Cau.
For these terrible reporters give the
world no peace. I read yesterday a
review of the new poem which we liked
so mnch. The critic said iu effuct that
he had almost broken his teeth. There
is a great deal of sand in this sugar, he
said. Sift. Icr your life, Horatio!
Your friend,
AN OLD BACHELOR.
to tho Superior C'oilrt in Boston a de
cision has been rendered which is of in
terest to the managers of public COUVey
nuuea. A nratr iiauic? buuiuitjh uooif pas
sage trt Faff River on oire of the boats
inevitable, overhtdetf tile comes iu for
its shnre in tho eeeno. Jinks has bcon
indulging too freely iu ardnnt spirits.
1 At a street corner his hat drops into
?be gutter. 8sya> Jinks, "I know
?pick yOffup I'll fall?If I fall
yo\woo't p?hio?me?hio up?Good
night." And bo walk off with a smile
of satisfaction, describing innumarabla
rig zags ask!rf goew, having hiehat in the
gutter.
anotner in, ana xiutayo; grraaty is i
ft man with sonHrdeWwfad pi
p^.Oreoly never ha* mb^ Seeictes,
JffjjUli?fiati^inaiaj?^atiiQ? awmltdatj
t ?^k? yjgii^mmV^t, iMg ffirlr
than ftrear ago, ioOudMO bnIbIj
^??fSy Ola. ??l^vl? rtoaCNrlik
?fcif^o^ul^ftr%hitt^ ind-'-dV^^Hrtbt
ejpa*awal*artoo%?ae aW^ Mr.-' &ree
Wj&V/fiofldfcwithJe&^Jkria And "Jail'
staff, bs to office and patronage; I am
perfectly certain that there ia a distinct
mutual understanding, if uot a, positive
contract^ 9^eiwMn'fetVeaiV Ii Horace
Greetf'fcnters llJe^'rv'hUe ' ?ouse, T4u*.
Da*ia 5*411 <b% as tVufy part of the *&
ministration as Seward was in Lincoln's
day. Nn nayni ran naalri fnr Qreeley
who values his lifo or property, or. csaes
for his race. If, by_frowu of Providence^
he U elected, Jtth?|U advise every South
ern loyalist to load the revolvers thut
Grant's arrest of North Carolina I?
Klux has allowed to he laid aside. If
he 18 elected, let the negroa live in squads
of fifty; whom no coward will dare shoot
down, and show no property after sunset.
Lonely men will bo shot, and no black
man Will own a mule forty honrs if any
rebel knows the fact. For a loyal ad.
ministration to protect the negro, awe
the rebels, eno give the workingraan a
chance. Grant.a little finger is worth' a
baker's dosen of Greoleys ? Wendell
^aArrrrjiiiiaa r'" "i"
Hem. A. H. Stephens, in/a Ulffity
editorial in the Atlant i Sun,1 pitched
into August Belmont and his Democrat,
io coadjutors for what he styles trying
to "hitch the Democratic car to the
Radical engine" at Cincinnati by working
up Charles Francis Adams as a candi
date to the Presidency, and comments,
in a characteristic Vein,- against the
policy of giving up the "Jeffersoniau
platform," or of Democrats votiug for
any other than Democratic candidates.
He trusts they will not, for a moment,
entertain the idea of choosing between
Gen. Grant and Mr. Groeley. It is
true, he says, that Qreeley went bail for
Mr. Davis, but Grant prevented the ar
rest of General Lee. Besides, he adds,
if Mr. Greeley has over raised his voice
against either of tho "enforcement
acts," oven the infamous ku-klux act, he
is not aware of it. He does uot suggest,
however, any practical way out of tribu
lation for his brethren of the South.
The Aikeu Tribune learns, from a
recent persona) conference with sorao of
the members of the Executive Committee
of the party, "that the State Republican
Convention for the nomination of a State
ticket, and the transaction of other busi
ness incidental to the interests of the
Republican party in the approaching
campaign, will not bo called until the
latter part of month of the August or
early in September. In deciding upon this
course the Executive Committee aro
influenced by the very laudablo desire
to avoid tho disturbance of the agricul
tural interest* of tho country which a
onuvass at any earlier day would inevi
table occasion, and in this view .the
committee will bo sustained by theooun
try at large." This we regard ?g? wise
conclusion, as there will be ample time,
from the first of September to the election,
to alhjw for what wrll bo uccessarily, a
sharp camp'tigrr, and which will bo iu
the Republican party itsolf.
Congross h is passed a bill amendatory
of the bankrupt law. It allows all ex
emptions allowed by any State law on
the first day of Juuuury, 1871. This
will save to bankrupts in Virginia two
thousand dollars worth of property. It
also exempts a widow's dower, or other
estate in lieu theroof, it the Stato law
so provides; also life insurance to the
amount of five thousand doilurs. The
time during whtch baukrupts may bo
dicbarged upou payment of fifty cent, of
their indebtedness i- extonduu uutil
July 1, 1873; judgmeutaobtuined against
persons or property before petit ions io
bankruptcy arc filed1 are to be first and
fully satiafied. Changes in tho method
of appointing registrars, iu the matter
of murshals, lets aud other If s? important
particulars, are ah>o made.
A new boy in one of the Ridgafield,
Conn., Sunday ohools, who was asked
who made the beautiful bills about him
replied that he did not kuoa, as his pa
reuta only moved into* town tho Friday
bef r.
the wood! *bgil
Suable *r> baat fcet (Miafaiiwi tf? poor
mottyft3?i9>?*tMELfe?^^
tarnt bar faabU ?rata might in some way
tl* party,
who wore on their return. By this time j
she was utterly exhausted end uoahle to j
Terrace her steps. What was to be done I
Sho sink" down ab the snow, worn out
wiTh fatigue and hanger. Theiittlsj
patty of boys weite, quite unable tc bear
her among them homeward, and to re
main with her would hare been certain
jdeath tg^ that thev
I should 0ft^<Jvgjy well poftsibje att^rcturq
to ihe villsgs for help. Bcr son, hew.
ever, nobly refused to leave his mother,
though to remain was in all probability
certain deuth. When the lads gave the
alarm id the village a number of men at
the peril of their lives went out to res
cue the mother and her son. Their
efforts to fiud 'them were for Severn I
days fruitless. They were finally found
under a cliff, frosoa to death and looked
In one auother's arms. *'In death they
were- no* ^WWSd," for theirs was a
??tlfr^asWraglr thua death."- It would
be iifitriftl Jtii flaai a-more {otfehiug in
j stance of celf-aacrificing affection than
this oms? takea>|^from "the short and
simple annals ol the poor."
._ - ?' ' ?I, i
' Un ACCOU ntahlk PHENOMENA AT
a Pasty.?The following story is told
of a young lady aud a gentleman at a
j fashionable party in Nashville :
The youug roan was handsome and
happy, the young lady arrayed in
lavender, rose, 4c, with gold powdered
hair flowingoverherawan-like neck. Find
ing the heat Of the room too much for
tlfcui, they nought the cool shaoS* of an
arbor, where they might lieten to the
foemtaiu'u fall. The music rose and ieil,
time flew on silver pinions, and after an
absence of at least an hour, our young
fii'jnds re-entered the brilliantly illumi
nated parlors. The lady passed on in
the dauco, but the young man was
slightly taken aback by his nest neigh
bor informing him that round his neck
was tho unmistakable priut of tr~? arms
in chalk and diamond dust, an o. one
shoulder a quantity of yoliow dust,
bloom of jouih, aud yellow powder mtx
e 1 up generally. The lady's hair was
observed to be noventl shades paler.
A touching incident Is reported from
Chattanooga. An utter stranger called
on a respectable farmer last wctak, and
asked him if his house had not been
robbed during the war. The farmer re
plied that it had. "I," said the strang
er, "was one of the marauding party
that took it. I took a little silver lock
et." ''That locket," said tho farmer,
bursting into tears, "had been woru by
my dear, dead child." "Here it is," re
plied the stranger, visibly affected; "I
an* rich : let me make restitution; here
are $20 for your liulo ?o?." lib gave
?tw. t?*ma? n 8Aft hill an?) rAf>AlVAil 830
change. He thon wrung the farmor's
bund warmly and leit. The farmer has
biucu dried his tears and loaded his shot
nun. The 850 hill wus bad.
Aa ofd lady who was iu tho habit of
declaring, after the- occurrence of auy
event, that she had predicted it, wus one
day cleverly '?sold" by he worthy
spouse, who, like many Others w j wot of,
had got tired of hearing her eternal "I
told you so." Rushing into the hor?*?,
breathlcss with oxcitmeot, he droppod
into a chair, elevated bis hands, and
exelaimed: "Oh, my dear, what do you
think. The oow hasgono and eatou up
our grindstone!" Tho old lady Was
ready, and, hardly waiting to hear the
last word, screamed out at the too of her
lungs: "I told you so! You always
would let it stand out o' doors*"
A young lady, recently uurriod to a
farmer, one day visited the oow house,
when she thus interrogated her milk
maid, "By the by, Mary, whiob of these
oows-ia it that gives the butter milk .'"
firr old lady of Bloomsburg, 111., who
was rather short-sighted, took a box of
new.pateut pilin, They ourcd her, but
turned out to be black beads with a hole
in them, and she is going to swall ?w a
string to iii^ tbehi
writ
likoadogwoewet &
tW'ijriaC
il^dWMII hew
Woe his cuWJDU
in the difeetlou lUtWWl
nose, asdap foies
tlsd mattor, the
and r fidr1i? and h?re?
AQttrdfc lifepe, JflemJ WWa> W?
rapid stream, or er wfcjefc
carried, his rider with esse.
Keutuckisn, on the Yankee a
foand great diflowlaft Ia
and when hah**'
the si ream he waaaEraii theawaaewriR
allow himself* be carried awa?, a&jfr
endeavored in ar hin
vigorous action. Dowq
horse on his haunches.
"Look a here!" ahouted the
and partially submerged
-the' Yaukee 6n the other
stream, "What does all this
. . *?liWattt yott to know,
the Yankee, preparing to
''that thai them horn wli pint
as he itnK foxol."
Z the e*
TJTV 24
Swd?.To?M?siT?ykpm ww UNC
this world U WjfljatNsV PW|aH
|^vil apitiia^-rrojga
imaginary evils, till they 1
into bona fide despair. Of
self-toruieutors waa ike
kitchen maid whom bet mjatree
weeping bitterly in the UfJaVfe^ffew
heated oven had cooled, thefaatsfe of
bread ready for baking wafl fi?fef VW
paus from the "high estate" t* ??Ml
yeast had raised it, and Betty aaVataW
ing as if her hoari would break:
"What ia the matter ?"
"Why (sobs) just aa I
07on nice and hot," (aoba
-Well/' said thai
"did you bum yottraalf ?"
"No, ma'am, I happened to
(sobs.)
"Well, Betty."
"That if X should rvver
"You Wouldn't ?tf
ly."
"And should have a nice little Ve>
by"~ >L
B"Well, well!" m
"And it shall just go alone, boo-no-t*
aud I shall get the oven hot, baa*ftjpt
?and should leave it, Wat 4* ftaflfir
should orawl in, boo-oo-o woo-eo-o! H
would turn ifiaeif to death! boo-oo-oo
o !"
quired a Dntc^may J^SSX
was being kissed by
clamorously.
"O, not muen-tj?st. tXoftUtg n tu*?
?dat's all."
"Ghol dat's all eh? I
was fighttd!"
The Nomina noN of Jt
AiNttt
lard.?A movement is on ftast Ac ft
muss meatm? of RonUnl
to the uleeiiMr-of Tn?g*
as GovorDOT of tMPflattst
tended rricetiirg of
last Tuesday evening, at
consider the proposal,
-olved that a mass
White Point GardoQ, *?
ing, the 17th instant It is
that Jit Ige Willard an* ether ?all
known ?peakers will be present te> ad
dress the meeting, and that tike informal
nomination already made will be ratified.
"No womaa aaa% fan 0? fttfat t? mt
on a jury, o-nlans aha ie a man, and every
lawyer knows it, and I dw't Menu tt
anyhow," was the coo^hmrva
of a Wyoming ass teaman.
"My dour." said a hi
ter half after a emarrel,
be permitted to go to
not ?" "Beoaew* you will be
a tormentor down below*
CoDuccttcat bheuld be
the lastest fishermaa.
iu question is a "fifteenth
who ties his A-h-hee ?6 Ml
when ha gets a hue, ktobe
l>. was the only woman who nwve*
threatened to (a and live with
] Aud Adam was the oaW
taataTiBed his wife about tho w*> n**W
?xod t*: co A.
hm
"you wHI never
*by
as