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Marguerite.
Whenever I think olParis, my heart
yearns toward the quaint old Latin
Quartier, which, us eyeroody, knows, is
the rendezvous of students, artists and
Holt? tniatis id' whatever decree and class
Tu it I >| ?'nt three of tho happiest* most
independent yours of my lifo. There I
h <d tho coziest, sunniest rnoins in the
rid, away up in the third story, wh^ro
Victor brought mo eve y morning it
delicious bowl of hot coffee from the
oreuierie around the corner; where my
(rituals the German students, went
trnmp uiu p.ist iuy room ut all hours ol
the night; home I pom M&bille or tho
t loscrio do Lilas; where uiy window
1 oked across the street into the work
room of ? flock of industrious, tidy
grisottes who chatted and laughed all
day long as merrily as if their destiny
was not first the streets, und then the
commune tosse?poor souls I I hero
}tot to sec somewhat of the life of this
vast Paria, so brilliant, bo fascinating on
the surface?such a tnnss of fostering
horror ut the bottom. And there, too,
1 saw Marguerite.
She lived on the thiru Boor, back?she
nud her old rheumatic mother; and
from the earliest red of dawn till 11??
night was far spent, the pretty, patient
little creature worked at her tra le of
making artificial flowers. She was a
little thing, just rounding out of her
teens?slight, lair as one of her own
lillies, curling dark hair cropped close
to her pretty head?i?. was so much less
trouble, so she raid?and a pair ol the
loveliest, most wonderful eyes that ever
a pure soul shone out of?pellucid, blue
and soft?ever smiling?poor child, her
life wus so hard, but full ofthat divine
tenderness which Hupacl paints in the
eyes of Iiis Madonnas.
I used to hear hct blithe little voice
singing at her work. She had ;t canary,
ton, which sung louder than she. but. uot
half so sweetly, and a pot 4)1-niiguoueft
which hho tcudwd with touching faith
fulness. And these wore her pets?with
her old mother, her ou]y friends No
lover-?-that prime nocesatty of the
French girl?-*s jet. I fancy the
garcons of tho neighboring cafe, or the
rough German students, could not have
been much to her taste. And so she
was alone?a little, pure white flower in
the heart of a great city, where wicked
ness is so much easier tbitq virtue
When I fust came to understand this, I
said in my heart, God help poor little
Marguerite J
I lt.id been her neighbol six months,
when one night I heard a low tapping
at uiy door, und on opening it, found
this pretty little creature there Her
violet eves were strained with alarm,
and her cheeks pa or than thu lillies, ns
she told me, bravely choking back her
SOD8, that Victor had said that in .osiour
was a doctor, und tier in ither W is very
ill?bieii malade?wiping her eyes ; and
would I, in my great goodness, come
and sco her ?
01 course 1 would, and did. 1 found
the poor woman .suffering sovcicly. her
disease having attacked the heart, and
before it was effectually relieved, Mar
guoiito und L had become great friends
and allies.
The r.liof was only a reprieve at
!.t. A l,.,,. nttiink was iniuiinmit
and it was uot probable she Could sur
vive it ; I told Marguerite this one day,
my own heart aching as I saw her
wl"'teiiing cheeks.
'?And then, my poor child, whut will
you do ? You wtil ho all alone then "
"You too, monsieur! Arc you going
also '("
"All, Marguerite ! My studies will
soon be ended, und there is a durk eyed
maiden in my owu laud who is waiting
for me."
If I had any fancy?but I had not ?
that 1 hud touched Marguerite's iuuo
i cent beult, it died (here and then. Her
delicate cheeks flushed with U lender
rose.
"Oh, monsieur 1 You never told me
that. Ah, ciol ! Hut how beaut ilul
that is I"
Dear heart ! She made me tell her
all about our wooing, und our hoped-for
wedding; und 1 believe the small col
lage where wc expected to sot up house
keeping wus as visible to hur mind's
eye us to mine.
W e got on famously after .his Confer
ence. The old mother got better us the.
Wal to spring came on, and when 1 had
a slight illness, Marguerite was able to
come und hit in my rouii, with her roses
gud violets und Uuisics about hur, aud
chat us shu worked. We got it all ar
ranged that I was to rend for her some
day. if sho should bo left alone in the
world?and she was to set up her fiower
inakiug in New York.
By and by the sweet days grew
longer and sweeter; and not only by
Marguerite's pot of mignonette, but by
n thouNuud signs in earth and sky, we
knew thut the gracious sum put was
about to visit the curth with blessing.
I bad made n hard winter of it work
ing at my professional studies, and I was
tired and worn. So, as the summer
drew nigh, I entered into an alliance
with a big, blond-haired Teuton, who
1 lived on the next floor, for tho purpose
of n pedestrian tour through the Mer
ncse Oborland. I was to be gone three
mouths. Tears came to Marguerite's
eyes whon I told her. Nevertheless,
when, on the morning of our departure,
.1 ran i'' to bid her good by, she was a
little paler than usual, but quite cheer
ful.
"Take <rood care of your hoart, littlo
Murzucrtte !" I said, playfully.
'?.Monsieur!" with a demure smite. '"It
I takes care of itself."
*-Oh! But. I am,afraid of the new
stranger. He looked at yuit twice,
yesterday, and when you sang the
Marseillaise, ho stood iu the vestibule
to listen."
She laughed softly, and the faint pink
tinged her cheeks. 1 b ide the old mother
good by, and got a courtly French
blessing?for these people were well
born and refined?and then, as tho voice
of the narcon sang out for me, I looked
down into Marguerite's fice, from
whence all tho color had fled now, and
saw her dear, beautiful eyes swimming
in tears. I took her in my arms, kissed
her tenderly, and ran away, n >t during
to look behind inc. For the littje crea
ture had grown artfund my heart In the
most wonderful way. '?*?>
As we gathered up our traps, Ludwig
eonsolo 1 U?c i
"Marguerite win*^hlicu herself with
! tho now English gontlerq.tn . You'll
find the bloom all gone from your white
j (lower, when you return." (
He meant no h inn, but 1 could h tve
cursed him for the < vtl prophecy.
As we went out at the d ior. we
pissed the new English gentleman,
standing near tho entrance, leisurely
smoking his nfter-brcakfadi cigar. His
name, I had leaned, Wits Guy Beau
champ, Probably he was, on one side
or the other, of French descent. He
had that illimitable air of polish about
him which marks the members of "the
most refined natiou iu the world."
As he lifted his but uud courteously
wished us bon voyage, it struck tue that
he might prove an v.i>y conqueror of any
woman's lioait. For a moment 1 lelt a
rual fear for little Marguerite, but Lud
wig hurried me on so eflcutuully that
sho wits for the notice put nut of my
head. That night 1 slept a hundred
miles from the Latin Quartier, and the
next day our novel Swiss experience
b. gau.
Up to this point I hive written of
Marguerite from my ow n personal know
ledge ; but from this, what remains of
her history is made up from fragments ,
of her papers, and the narration of ill ?
old woman who kept the crem Wcoppo
I aWn
It seems that Guy Bcnuchamp,seeing
the fair, innocent beauty of the youu^
girl, longed f>r her with that strange
perversity of the human mind which
nobody can explain. A hundred poor
girls of easy virtue passed bi n every
day, but he was indifferent to the n. It
was Marguerite whom he desired.
Al first the girl was shy ol him. He
could put on the itirs of a grand sieg
uour, it seemed, and perhaps the ol ild
was afraid of him. Thon suddenly her
mother fell I ear fully ill Tins coot inn
cd during lour long weeks of the hot,
weary summer. No more making mnuk
lilies ami rosos DOW. Marguerite stood
all day in the small, stilling room, trying
to case the poo, invalid. There came
to her, flowers, fruits, an easy chair,
delicate wines. Marguerite know w ho
seut them, and her heart grow tender
toward him. llcr mother died, an 1 tin'
poor child paid her last franco to seour
her beloved from the common crave
Living may be cheap in Paris, but it is
I dreadfully expensive to dio When
Marguerite oauiO back from the funeral,
j ehe had not a SOU till eh ) earned it.
j In this dire necessity her lover uame.
Ho was kind t? her?nobody else in the
wide world was. He took her out into
tho Tuillerics, to tho Boie do Boulogne,
I
where the birds sang and che air was
cool and sweet niter that of the Latin
Quartier It was swuomer, and Mar
guerite was young. fThe whole world,
lull of seusatious, watfjbefbro hi?r. She
loved, too, and was boriyved. Let mo do
Bcuuchump that justice-. Why, oven
the chiffuiiniers turned to bless her
1 sweet beauty as she passed.
Ono day he took "bcr to tlio Louvro.
Up and down the tuilca' of pictures they
walked, the happy girl blughing and
smiling. She was very lovely now, they
said?blooming out glider these sweet
influence* iiko a roSj? under the sun's
klKSOi.
They paused once before a woird can
vass, that somehow J lured and held a
good many eyes. An innocent young
girl, with hair hanging down in broad
lustrous plaits?puro,- clear eyes nud
tender out lilies? Of ch eok and brow.
Before her a young' uian--?her lover?
handsome?and debuhair. So far Mar
guerite could understand it. But what
did that creature irfrtu that leered be
hind the young Unify a back?the crea
ture in the semblaneeYof n man, but with
ugly, devilish visage just touched with
: tie triumph of assurer] success?
Who ii it? What is it?
Beauchauip would fain have drawn
her on, but Marguerite lingered, fas
ciliated. Ho was l'yrccd tu tell her the
story. It was (JoAhe's Margaret, and
the young mau was Faust, and the old
satyr was Mcphijwplicles, and?yes,
Faust was tempting Margaret!
Oar little Marguerite listened with
pain aud wonder. Shu clung to Beau
champ, shivering.
'?'J ake tue away ! Please take m ?
away I" she imploiv.d.
lie. took her out, readily enough, and
the sweet air and the sunshine cheered
her, and then to the Boia do Boulogne ;
and, by and by. the girl seemed to have
forgot ton the picture und was r.s gay as
a lark. And thwy wandered all the
sunny ufterm>on tt^Jcr those grand old
<>aks, aud ono 'gu9rV*-< wTfift win icctit
happiness was in Marguerite's heart.
And, by dnd by,t|pchdh they Jplia Ina
were falling, and thotO was no one near
to hear. Beaueliamp to k her in his arms
and told hor that ho loved her. And
Marguerite clung to his ueek, with tears
ami kisses, and blessed him in such terms
that I think some stirrings of shame and
remorse began in his breast, For lie put
her away u little, and said, gravely:?
"My dear, what is it that you think I
have asked for you?
Ner sweet, tender eyes met his, and
si iwlv as his meaning dawned ou lur.
the rrot -tints laded from her suit cheeks.
"What ran I think? What eould I
think?" she faltered, M>ut that you wan
ted inc to he you: wit' .
Let its hope he had the griee to how
hi.s he id before those pure eyes. But.,
little by little, he pulled the fond illu
.-ion away. tie hud a wile.it home, he
told her; but he loved her?littlo Mar
guerite?and he would always be true
tii her and all her hard lifo w is over now
it' she would cling to lit ill.
??Oh!" she cried writhiti", f rom disarm,
'1 know what the picture means now.
I am that poor Margaret, and-'?she
looked behind her, as i she really ex
pected to see the (tend himself. ''"Oh,
you have broken my heart!" .-lie sobbed
slioiiiii" down at his feet.
lie was VCrry patient, he w is so sure
of ultimate success, and he eould afford
it) wait. He took her home, parted from
her at the door with a ki.-s, and left her.
lie sen I her supper up to her room that
night, and a note telling her again of
his und} ing luve.
And the next morning he lapped at
her dour. Noonechmo. Again; but all
was silent as the grave. Becoming
alarmed, he called Victor, and together
l hoy force 1 the lock.
No Marguerite was there! 'flic tray
stood untouched, the dainty white rullun
cuteu, and the chocolate culd in the cup
From that day the Lai in Quartier knew
Marguerite no inoic. The kindly sun
that had looked in Upon her pretty lace
as she sat by the window at her work,
saw, soon, u new face and (iguro. Another
lodgorcaiuo; a few papers an I odd trifles
were saved for mo by Victor, and the
real of the furniture was sold to pay the
rent.
Benuclinmp lingered n while, and
then departed. Perhaps he forgot her
Peril tips he remembered her too well,
and was glad tu Shako off the- haunting
association.
The first day of Oct ?bor, I camo back
and a great pain s note my heart at the
black news. A little thread of hono was
?
left, howover, and with what small clews
I had I followed up the search. It led
me through various poor lodging-houses
and ut lust to tho hospital. And here,
standing in tho long ward, I asked of a
saintly sister of Mcroy for Marguerite.
She pointed to a littlo white bed, freshly
made and clean. "Oh, Margueritel"
?When was it?" I inquired, after a
time.
"Only yesterday. Shcsnnk slowly. I
think the hope of seeing you kept her
here many days after tho call came to
go."
I was too much overcome to speak.
"She never went back to the Quartier,
said the nurse, presently. "She said to
me, one day, that she dared not. She
was sorely tempted many times, when
she fell ill "Hut," she said," I loved
him. There was nothing else so strong
iu mc as my love. 1 could ouly keep
away. Poor little lamb!"
"And her body f"
"Oh," said the sister, wi'.h a look of
distress, "monsieur knows. There was
no one to claim her. Oh, Monsieur!' '
I remembered then, with a cold horror,
that it is a custom, in tho hospitals, to
give the bodies of those poor people who
have no friends to the medical colleges
for dissect iuti. There was no tloep for
mc that night. As soou as the darkness
fell, I called my Teutonic ally, and wc
mfgan our tour of search. 1 spare my
reader the story of the night.
>!Vo went presently to Clamart, and
there, in what with horrid facctious
netfS the student call the ' Salle do Re
ception," I found my poor little-Mar
guerite licr beauty, which was still
most touching, had kept sacrilegious
bands away from her, and the poor
delicate little body was laid away, un
harmed, under the violets at Mont
Purnas.sc. It was all I could do for her.
Lift Up The Banner.
The defco.ion of Mr. Grccley, and
his ?i>ti?inatt iu 'hg?.tho Cincinnati Jjou
veniion, has broughtVurpriso and uncer
tainty, for tho moment, upon tho public
mind ; but it ought not for au iustant to
throw doubt upon the path of duty. The
Philadelphia Convention is now bound,
even if it were not its duty before, to
raise up the old Republican banner un
der which have been gained such illus
trious victories, and to print upon it the
name of GeNKHAI. (jRANT !
It is not now a questiou whether
G ueral Grant hns been a little too firm
or too lux, too fast ur too slow. IJy the
conduct of those who have nbandoucd
the Republican party, he has been
placed in a position where order, public
safety, and honor, require his re-elec
tion. Wc believe the public peace,
order, un.l safety require tho continued
ascendancy of the Republican party, and
that no uthet man can now so well lead
the party as General Grant.
It is not the tank of the Republican
party that personal piques und private
ambitions, minuted in a tew Cisea with
some worthy aspirations for reform, have
broken out into revolt and political
revolution. Hut it will be its fault if it
shrinks from the conflict forced upon it,
or loses victory through discouragement
or indifference.
It the daiiger which lies before us be
once appreciated, wo do not believe that
our citizens win stepoii iroiii titui uou i
stable ground into the morass or quick
sand of experiments.
it is a time for making plain the old
landmarks?lor amusing again that
stanch courage by which the Rcpubli
can party has often carried the country
safely through perils more thrcatuing
than those which onviron it now.
What are we to gain by a new party
?made up in haste, without common
principles, jumbled together not to cor
rect grave public evils, but to avenge
private grids, or to reward violent auo
irregular ambition'/
livery great interest in the Lud is
flourishing. Kvon in the South, enfeeb
led by war, und bewildered by tho total
revolution of its industrial economy,
there has been a slow hut steady rceupcr
utioti, except iu the* cases of one or two
States, whci'C local causes thwarted the
honest endeavor of Uovorumout for their
peace and security. Is it prudent to
abandon a ship that has been It ied and
proved in a hundred StoritlS, for a new
crew, made up ol deserters, of malcon
tents, of raw landsmen, uud of suspicious
men come from we know not where'{
Can that bo a safe leader w ho has so
suddenly become th'j favorite of the
whole Pemocralic race, by whom he hat
for thirty yean been immeasurably
abused, aud against whom he has fought
that iir;essaut battle on which his poli
tical fame rests ? What; is the meaning
of this strange new friendship between
life-long enemies? Such friendships
aro suspicious ! Horace Oreeley, presi
dent of the United States by the votes
of the Southern men who carried on the
war, and of that Democratic party whtoh
hung like a dead weight on Lincoln's
Administration!
If the Demopratio party, in view of
its past history and testimony, shall now
indorse Mr. Greeley, their life-long
antagonist, it will not be by conversion
nor by honorable surrender, but by an
act of political immorality as shameiul
us cvor was recorded! There have been,
before this, coalitions between antagonis
tic elements for the mere sake of power.
They have never been deemed honorable.
But they will all turn to the color of
virtue by the side of the infamy of such
a coalition as is now meditated ! Is it
iuto the bands of such a party that our
circumspect merchants, our prudent
mechanics, our intelligent working men,
arc willing to commit the government of
this great nation ? Are we to live to sec
the man in whom we have taken such
pride, conducting au administration by
the leave of the men whose policy be
has all his life abhorred, and against
whom he has emptied a thousuud
quivers?
Horace Greeley, borne to tho Presi
dential chair by Democratic votes ! Dov
the Democrats love hitn? Do they be
lieve in his past life? Are they iu
sympathy with him in ideas, principles,
or policy ? If they adopt him, will it
not be for the sake of breaking down the
Republican party ? Failing in au elec
tion, Mr. Greeley might perhaps yet
better serve the Democratio party by
dividing bis own former party to let his
Hie long enemies pass through to victory
with u candidate of their own 1
Mr. Greeley is iubad company. He
is in a false position, lie is abandoning
his old friends aud taking council with
his enemies. Ho is on tho wrong path.
Possibly, but not probably, at the end
of this new road to which his feet have
been so honorably unaccustomed, he may
tiud the Presidential chair. But it will
he a dreary one. 11c may gaiu in emi
nence aud lose in bouor. It will be au
illustrious career effulgeotly disgraced.
Wo believe Mr. Greeley is un !cr a
Providence that has better things iu
store for bitu tbau honors g-wicd at the
hands of men who only us h.iu to des
troy bis life long frieuds.
Iu such a day as this there should be
no faint hearts at Philadelphia ! Let a
declaration of principles bo framed
worthy of the oity from which was
issued the old Declaration of Independ
ence. Give to General Grant an
enthusiastic rcnomination. Then, by
every honorable means let Republicans
strive for victory over open enemies and
insidious friends!
If defeated iu November, let the party
stand compact, courageous, enterprising
iu Oppositiuu ;?sure that soon the ban
ucr will return to its hands, and that it
will complete the great work of national
reformation which it has so nobly begun!
? Christian Union, \J>y Henry Ward
Hierher]
iied in Paris. The police hunt alter
tho salesmen, but seldom fiud them. And
here wc will give a brief account of the
troubles which befell u poor man?
whether French or Amoriuau we know
not?who bought a few sausages: ''I
got them sausagos home," says the vic
tim, "without getting bit; and I cut
them apart aud left them. In the moru
ing 1 visited thorn. Three of 'om had
cuddled up together, and were sleeping
sweetly. Two of 'cm had crawled to
my milk pit.il, und were lapping the milk;
and ouc, a black and white one, was ou
the back fcqpe trying to catch an Kuglish
sparrow. J drowned tho wholu lot,"
Two boys wcro quarreling and thoil
mother came to settle their difficulty.
Slio could not find out which was to
blame. At last she said:
?"Well, I shall find out iu the last day
who told the lib."
A few nights after there was n dread
ful storm, which blew off tlu> roof of the
house. Tho little boys wcro frightened
and.began to pray. When tho mother
opened the chamber door the boy that,
told tho fib cried out.
"Mother, If it's the judgment day, it
was tue that told the story.*'
A H*avy Pt8CO?NT.--Of?fhM?kt
morning, sometwo tbrse^t*S> ??*? *
party of gentlemen ?er? standing e?
the steps of the Trernont house, ta WMk*
ton, enjoying their cigars, when tbsy
noticed a country-looking ohap riding s>
aliui, mangy horse up and dowa $bs>
street in front of the hotel, apparently
trying to attraot the attention of the
group. One of them says t ?TU bet
that fellow has a hone fo?Well
see " Presently along he came, showing
his beast, and was accosted with : "I
say, ia that animal for i?l?f"'?Well??
y-a-a-s?I might be induced to part with
him; but he's a mighty likely critter." "Ia
ho sound?" "Sound as a bullet." "Cob
he trot?" "Trot 1 Well, be can jus*
mock a trotter." "How fast can ho gor'
"How fast ? Well, he ceo go ia four
minutes; and would go faster if he
could. He'd lovo tor!" "What la
your price tor him f* "Five hundred."
"Well, I don't want a horn, but I'll
give you $5 for him/' "SlfflUgar, Wa
yourn; but that's a aeuce of discount."
Iu Indiana r. husoand, after a spree,
was led home by one of his friends, who,
after depositing him safely on the.door
steps, rang the bell aud retreated, some,
what dubiously, to the other side, to aee
if it would be answered- Promptly the
'port' was 'ovcrted,' and the food spouse,
who had watted for her truant husband,
beheld him in all his toddinesa.
"Why, Walter, Is this yoaf"
"Yes, my dear."
"What in the world has kept job so
late?"
"Been out on a little turn with'er
boys, my d d-darling."
"What on earth made you get so
drunk ? And why?oh, why do you
come to mc in this dreadful state ?"
"Because, my darling, all th'othcr
places are shut up."
A scrub-headed boy having boon
brought before the oourt as a witness,
the following amusing colloquy ensued :
'?Where do you live ?" unpaired the
judge.
"Live with my mother.".
"Where does your mother Urs?"
"She lives with father."
"Where does ho live?"
"He lives with the old folks."
"Where do they live?" says the
judge, getting "cry red, as an audible
titter goes round the court room.
"They live at home."
"Where in thunder is their homo ?"
"That's where I'm from," said the
boy, sticking his tongue in the corner of
his cheek and slowly closing one eye ou
the judge.
Two practical jokers in a Virginia
town, who were left in charge of numer*
ous babies on a social occasion, while
the mammas enjoyed % daooo, changed
the clothes of the little darlings, and
arrayed each one in strange habiliments.
The mothers, after an hour or so of de
votion to Terpischorean delights took
their baby vestment* and the dear little
forms therein contained, and retired to
their respective and onee happy homes.
On prepariug the little ones for the crib,
sexes had changed?girls were boys and
boys were girls?and with one universal
yell tho outraged raaternals set oat on a
baby hunt. At last account almost all
had succeeded in recovering tho lost
heirs; but the wags koep out of the way
of those matroas as much as possible.
?I..mmm ---
Henry Clews, the woll-known bald
headed New York banker, who always
prides himself on being a self-made man,
during a recent talk with a Mr. Travera,
had occasion to remark that he was the
architect of his own destiny-?that he
was a sclf-toiade mau. "W-w-what d did
ynu ssny, Mr. Clews?" asked Mr.
Travers "I say, with prido, Mr. Travers,
that I urn a scit-mnde man?that I madq
myself?" "Hold, H-henry," interrupt
ed Mr. Trawrs, \y-whilo you were rn-ms*
king y-yoursclf, vhy d-did didn't ^ett
p-put more h-hn?-" on the top of y-your
h-hcad?"
?^?i i a?
j A wretch broke off an engagement far
, the following cogent reason: 'You know
j a segar eoao is a fearful nuistnoe, and I
I always carry my segars loose iu my poe
i kot. Tho uocossary amount of affection
1 toward Molly was awful ?ough on a'at.
Never came away from that house hat
every ono ot 'otn was smashed. Could'nfc
expect a fellow to waste good tobacco,
that way, could you.?A-rcAaeye.
- ? <$0mmmmmm ?
There arc only 400 PotUw?ttQwief
extant. That's enough.