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W?1 BY RORERT 0. PRANKS.
t tf..i iWf .t < ?? ? ? ? .,* . |
'Mid the pomp and the wealth that surround
her now,
Iriamonda flashing upon her brow,
tiaet ? The bmu-innndr at her fe?t.
Doee ehe ever rtmniittrr the cLys of old,
V hen her heart met mine, and her warm lips
told
Her leve iu kisses ??wert !
Does ehr ever remeudivr thitt rhrietma* eve
Vhtti I helped her the bright holiy-berriee j
to wn,re.
In her iMth-r'e ?u<-i-iU Ijill ;
An I wedwk d tui'?ck j?*rloi m scmHc
and t(i ?-t ii.
?ji^Aha??*r*%.**l*Annxn mUH ??> I \
hont thfla i* ? i? ? -.t? ?M< lae |>aue>e
?all! j
jHM.e ah* trtiuk of that night when, sll-m
en 1 a.ow.
Ate walk'd. h*nd in h.ad, e'et the irjflt).
liu- snow.
In moonliglit cold nnd dear?
Jtre thee nil t<>igotten, tho??- v.iwn ehe ma le.
As we ?to<'d ihm night in the old hall t hh;:de
Tu watch fur the glad New Year?
(jo a ?? \
Do-* she think? But. ah! no. In her
weulth and j>ride, ?
?ay should ehe think of the love thrown
In the vanished days'of eld ?
So I smile and bow, and "my lady" greet
"With courteous deference jvhen we meet,
For my heart, likelier own, is cold.
GREETING
AT THE
CHRISTMAS FIRE!
BY K AG IN.
The huge back-log is on and glowing
red like furnace fire. The Christmus
fire is burning hot and beaming bright.
Heat and brightness, like life and light,
positives and truths, assert the majesty
of goodness, nnd in their bright and
regal presence, the negative evils, cold
and darkness, arc fused, burnt annihila
ted. Tbc chill of age itself is warmed,
and the darkness of aorrav* -
gleamed and brightened ; the icy cold of
despair, is made to glow with hope, and
the sombre shadow of care is lightened
with the light of joy, by the Christmas
fire. The uncouth picture of poverty is
transformed by the magic li<;ht into u
scene of gorgeous and radiant peace nnd
beauty, one the homely face is hand
aome, by the Christmas firo. Like the
shades of light before the morning glory
evil things and hate vanish in the beam
ing light of "goodwill"; and like tho
hoar frost in tho sun, cold want is ban
ished by the genial warmth of the
heart's content. Love, springing like
life from out tho hcut and light, warms
tha latent and frozen yood witl?ii us
into beaming expression of happiness !
The eold home-dead is warm, as it never
was warm before, by the Christ mis fire.
The dark cloud ehaoges into a '-pill ir" of
bright promise aud guiding by the
brightness of the Christmas hearth.
Hearths and homes are bright and ?arm
and happy. Sunny childhood baake in
its own bright atmosphere, and the aged
form is lighter, and the old heart is gayer
by the genial contagion.
Altar of home's sacred influences, thy
brightest "gifte" are those of "Christ
mas !" Greetings, the most heartfelt
well-wishes flowing purer from the wtria
heart are those of Christmas Christ
mas yule ! Beacon shining over life's
dark and toilsome main !
Groat and hallowed light I how shin
ing, flooding on the scene and group of
home, it keeps them btightand warm in
the hearts memorial ! Resting on the
sainted form of her, whom earth calls
mother, how she is tranafigurnd with
glory I how in tho mystic holiness of tho
light, does she seem winged of Hearer),
crowned, glorified.
Tho Christmas fire, with all its asso
ciations of brightness, of peace and ol
good, is the roating place of the year.
In the evening of the year, wheu its
toils are over, its sun nearly set, the
Christtnass fire is lighted, and around it
gather tho weary toilers, gather for the
heart's refreshment. Consolation glows
in its warmth ; hope gleams in its glad
some light. A voice of chcur sings in
its burning wood. How appropriate to the
great event of whioh Christmas is th- me
morial are these thoughts of love and hope
and peace, that are warmed into life and
action by tho Christmas hearth. The
cyunsure of all hintory the event of
Christmas is in the wholo earth nnd in
the mysterious universe moat memorable
Tho birth tif good will and charity and
|VciCC on earth, per* ?tiifi d in Christ ;
::?ti erst <4 the iu>titnti?u uf ih? rite.?
and v.uMmjmj? of '?'*'* -"4'ld J' 1 !??? p^??u??l
g.tti"ll ?f the l iiV nf p ?r ? !
? iY?.e on ear Ii, ?M'id will toward
pirn," It.ii* tic herald aiiiinti i it inn com
in^ >i ?* m through the cr.il urica and
kindled ami wir.ned anew at each
(i'hristtu .s ?ir>\
Cherish the wartuth, and pcrpetuato
tliV light. Vieid to the revelry of good
though's, aud give them fr?e and lull
expression in word and deed aud look.
And when the Christmas fire pales, and
its ashes ou the hearthstone arc gray and
cold, let the latent sparks of good smoul
der warm in the heart.
Carry ita brightness out into the dark
world, its smiling, gcuiul warmth iuto
the cold round of life. Act out the good
will engendered ho Tore its radiant influ
ence of light, by charity aud love.
Cherish the peace that glows in your
heart beneath its warmth, aud let it be
the principle of your life's action.
Then will the "merry Christmas" leave
no pall behind its departure, wheu its
fire is ashes and its light is dark ; but its
memories will cheer aud warm and make
better und more beautiful the heart and
life!
WHAT IS CHRISTMAS WITH
OUT A TURKEY ?
A few days before Christmas there is
noticeable a certain ohildliku fraukneas
in some of our smaller newspapers, that
reminds one of the days when happy,
hearted jourualiats were well satisfied to
pay for pippins in flattering peraonals
and praise young Mrs. Smith of (55)
for '"that excellent und most palatable,
mince pie, which was eaten with abun
dant relish " We h?vc seen a dozen oj
twenty papers of lute whose '?Current
Items" teemed with turkey, liutil at last
we felt impelled to clip Che'lta and put
them together here, to lend vvhut aid we
may in tiseiating the p^?r1 editor to Iiis
favorite; food.
Hero ure two in which cure is taken
to refer only indirectly t , the prevailing
ueed of turkey :
??Now turkeys trouble iu tho r boots."
??A warning to turkejs. The resi
dent's proclamation. Ue.al it."
But the ibliowiug are of progressive
boldness :
"Who ssid turkey?"
"It nou d not be a foul proceeding to
send a foul proceeding to this office."
Now conies the appeal direct:
"The crop-of turkeys is said to be
large, but how can we poor editors know
large their crop is?"
Another:
"So...? prefer the breast. We take it
?s (and when) it comes "
This one furnishes an example of the
ingenious:
"Tho cranberry sauce from good old
Mrs. B. is excellent. We would be sor
ry to have it spoilt for want of some
thing to eat with it."
This man thinks ho should have a tur
key for his joke:
,;Wc sigh for a sizable turk y."
Perhaps this one has a similar idea :
''Who will 'murder most fowl' be
twecu this time aud Christmas, is now
tho question."
Here is a man who will not be sutis
Sed with less than a twelve-pounder :
"Whitehall, Wcatcher County, elaims
a one-yeat old rooster with an nvcrdupois
of eleven pounds. Wo should like to
spend Christ-tuns i.i that locality.
The ibliowiug is an example of the
polite and indirect :
"We remember distinctly a turkey
sent us some three years siuce, when, as
editor ol tho - wo, etc., etc."
But why multiply examples; there
are but two more varieties, the radically
unblushing?of these we have seen two
expressed iu precisely the same lan
guage? as follows :
JW&y*"(!lVK, O ! (UVF. U8 TCRKKY !"
A i d the fraudulent, which roads :
??There's cholvra in turkey."
On which account the wise m..n will
scud it to the editor rather than cat i'
himself.
THE QUAK EU DETECTIVE.
A STORY OF THE 110AD.
We were five passengers in all ; two
ladies on the back soat, a middle uged
gentleman, a Quaker, aud myself on the
front. The two ladies might have been
mother and daughter, aunt and niece
governess and charge, or might have
sustained any other relationship which
makes it proper for two lidics to travel
together uuattcuded.
Tho middle-aged gentleman was
sprightly and talkative, and soon struck
up un acquaintance with the ladies,
toward whom, in his zeal to do the
agreeable, he rather over-did?bowing,
smiling, aud chatteriug in a most atten
tive manner. He was evidently a gay
Lothario The Quaker wore the usual
drub of his sect, und confined his speech,
as many an M. P. would save his credit
by doing, to simple '"yeas" nnd "nnyn.'
As for myself, I make it an invariable
rule of the road to be merely a looker on
and listener.
Toward evening I was aroused from
one of those reveries into which a young
man, without either being n poet or a
lover, will sometimes fall, by the abrupt
query from the talkative gentleman.
'?Are you armed, sir ?"
"I am not," I replied ; astnr?i.?????y^1 ....
1,!aiuiy, at the question.
"I am sorry to hear it," he said ; -'for
before reaching our stopping-place it
will be nearly midnight, and wo must
pass over a portion of the road on which
more than one r -bbery is reported to
have been committed."
The ladies turned pale, but the stran
ger did his best to reassure them.
'?Not that 1 think there i:. the slight
est danger at present," lie resit "ud ;
"only when one is responsible for the
safety of ladies, you know, buch a thing
as a pistol in one's possession would ma
terially add to one's confidence. Your
principles, uiy friend," he said, address
ing the Quaker, "1 presume, are as
much opposed to carrying as to using
deadlv weapons."
?'Yes," was the lesponse.
"Have the villains murdered any of
their victims '.' ' inquired the e der lady
nervously.
"Or havo they conteutcd themselves
with?plundering thetu ?" a ided the
youuger, iu a timorous voice.
".Decidedly the latter," the amiable
gcutleman hustcued to give assurauee;
Mtatify ?tx ?duecd
^ the gentleman
"and os w^s/f, f^gajpfcjff;
offer resistance in
ing worse than rol
Then, after blamfag feie thongn^lee*
ncss ia having un
a disagreeable sub
quite excelled hitnajeif in hi* efibrti to
reiso the spirits of 'the 1 company, aud
succeeded so woM hV tb4 ffinV*rfit$h*) set
in that all had quite forgotten their
fenis, or only remembered them tp
laugh at them.
Our genial eouir&^p fairly talked
himself hoarse. receiving which, he
took from his pockety* package of newly
inventcd "cough cuqdy,'! And t^fter pas
sing it first to the ladies he helped him
self to the remainder, and tossed the
paper out of tho wi
Ho was in the midst of high encomi.
urns on the new. -mmj&r^?fibVe than
half the efficacy At* Wfercrr.^Je insisted,
depended on its beiqg taken by suction,
when a shrill whistle, was heard, and
immediately the coacjn stopped' and two
faces, hid-'ously bJttMMd, prescjtcd
themselves, i-no at cntih Mudow.
"Sorry to trouble??hojp(' said the man
on the right, neknowfSdging with u bow
two lady-like sc reams from the back
scat: ' but 'btibiuessm business,' and
ours will soon be war if 'things go
smoothly."
"Of course, grinclertten, you will spiro.
as far as may bo consistent with your
disagreeable duty, thh feelings of thcs?j
ladies 5"' appealed tho polite passen-.'cr,
in his blandest muuQev,
"I h, certainly," ifflrrhc reply; "they
shall be first ttttende^to, and shuli not
he required to leave flpeir places or sub
mit to a search, unless their*?"co'douet
renders it necessarjuViS
'And 'W, hidtee'' continued the
robber, the barrel i pistol gleaming
in the light of the c.ctch lamp, "be so
good as to pass out yiitr pj^tsj ^watches
and such other trinkt as may be ac
cessible without much trouble."
The lad io*'* came 4P*lf handsomely,
and were ij^jp^Jlii^A^.-1-_
Due by ouWno real of us w.Tre cotu
palled to getont, the middle-aged g m
t'ematis turn coming first. He submit
ted with a winning grace, und Was robb
ed like a Chesterfield.
My own affair, like the sum I lost,
was scarcely worth mentioning. The
Quaker's turn came n?xt. He quietly
bunded over his pocket-book and watch,
and when asked if he had any other
valuables, .?uid "Nay."
A Quacker'a word is good even among
thieves; s ., alter a hasty "good-night,"
the robber thrust his pistol into his
pocket, and.with his two companions,
one of whom held the reins of tho lea
ders, v. a-, about to take his departure.
"StopJ" exclaimed the Quaker, in a
tone more ol command than request.
"Stop ! what for?" returned the other
in evident surprise.
"For at least two good reasons," was
the reply, emphasized with a couple of
pistols cocked aud prc&euted.
"Help 1" shouted the robber.
"Stop !" again exclaimed the Quaker,
??ami if one of thy sinful companions ad
vances a step tu th_\ relief, the spirit
will surely move me to blow thy brains
out
The robber at the opposite window,
and the one at thl leaders' heads,
thought it a good time to leave.
"Now <;<-i in, friend," said the Qua
ker, sti'l covering his mm, "and take
the middle suit; but fir-' ???*'.:r 4 ,'?j
pistol.
The other, however, hesitate 1.
"Thee had better not delay," said the
Quaker; "I fe. I the spirit beginning to
iiu-ve my right forefinger."
The robber did aa he was dip eted
and tho Quaker than taok his place, by
his side, giving the new comer the mid
dle of the seat.
The driver, who was half frigh'ened
out of his wits, now sei forward at a
rapid rate. '1 he lively gentleman soon
recovered his vivacity, und WS? especi
ally face I i ms on the Quaker's prowess;
but, the Quaker rclasping into his usual
monosyllables, the conversation soon
Rugged.
Time sped, and, earlier than wc ex
pected, the Couch stopped where we
were to ha e supper and change of hor
ses. We had defined a redistribution
uf our effects till wu shouts! teach this
place, as the dim light <i the conch
lamp would have rendered (he process
aomewhat difficult before. It uns now
necessary, however, ihut it should be
attended to ut once, as our jovial com
panion hud previously announced his
intention of luuving us at this poiut.
He proj/vmu a postponement. ?U; *fW
lupper, wbiah *? 4*t*i?l'to -"go {?M
?4?. W*M,(* * ? '~ vT ! Mnf I
niftay/'urged the qualrcr, with eud- ,
tlfu abruptness: and laying his hand on
bbw other's arm, "business before pleae
ness H,h?re[ $a y^ok time Uke' tho present.
Will tb?e be good enough to search the
prisoner ?" he said to me, still keeping
his hand in a friendly way cu the pas
senger's arm.
I did so, hut not one of the stolen
articles could he found.
"lie must hare gotten rid of them io
the coach," suggested the gay gentlev
man, and immediately offered to go and
March.
"Stop !" thundered the Quaker, tight
ening his grasp.
The man turned pale, and struggled
to release his arm. In an instant one
of the pistols wits leveled at his heart.
"Stir a tiatra or foot, and you are a
dead man !" said the Quaker, who must
beoh awfully excited so to forget both
the language and the principles of hi*
persuasion.
Placing tho other pistol iu my bant!
with directions to fire on the first of the
two:iuon that mado a suspicious move
ment, the Quaker went to work on Lo
thario, from whose pockets, in less time
than it takes to tell it, he produced eve
ry item of the missing property, to tho
utter am.tzemont of the ladies, who had
begun iu no measured terms to remon
strate agsitist the shameful treatment
the geutlemau was receiving.
Tbe Quaker, I need scarcely add,
was no Quaker at all, but a shrewd de
tective, who had been set on the track
ol a-hand of desperadoes, of whom our
middle-aged friend?who didn't look
hrJarly so middle-aged with his wig off?
v.u.- the chief.
The robbery had been-adroitly plann
ed. The leader of the gang had taken
possession of a seat in the couch, and
after leaguing, as he supposed, our de
fenceless condition, had g.ven the signal
t-ohia companions by throwintr out tho
bit of paper already mentioned. After
the unexpected capture of the first rob
b-. r, an attempt was made to save tho
booty by secretly passing it to the nc
coii.place, still believed to bo unsuspec
ted. who counted on being able to make
off with it at the next stopping place.
The result was that both, for a season,
?'did the State sonic service."
The Cold Water Boys.
Behold a table with boiled turkey nod
ham, with vegetables Jnicely cooked and
Slavics rich and juicy. There sits a
father at its head and the mother oppo
site, and guests arc seated on cither side;
there is no lack of good humor and mer
ry jests give spice to eonversaiioa.
There are children, too ; a boy of ten
and a little girl of eight. They listen
intelligently und attentively to the re
marks of parents and *uests, look up
into the faces of one aud another with
interest. Behold! decanters are brought
iu ; glasses '(re filled, aud one und another
sip the sparkling wine.
??Excellent !" exclaimed one,smacking
his lips.. "Fine!'' echoed another, wi-.h
glass refilled.
'?^hull 1 dtiuK wine with you, my
lad?" asked one of tha gentlemen, bow
ing to the boy.
"Is not your gla?s filled, WHIian??''
I .', .ii.Vc-i." --John, tili William's
gl iss," turning to tho servant. Slowly
diil William turn up his plass to receive
the rt.sy liquor.
??Driuk with the gentleman, my dear,"
w hinpered ' the mother, encouragingly.
I he b>iy blushed und cast down his eyes,
but he obeyed not. Was hu frightened ?
Was lie diffident ?
"My sou, did )uu not hear Mr. Black
address y>u '" said kthe hither quickly
and sternly. "Brink wine with him,
William."
Accustomed to obey his father's
slightest .wish, the boy's lips quivered,
bin he obeyed not.
In a moment, raising his eyes and
looking his lather lull iu the face, he
said manfully :
"l ather. 1 am a suldicr ill the Cold
Water Army, and 1 can't drink wine."
?Brave boy!' exclaimed one of the
aisiiilemci Betting doWu his glass
? I he Cold Water Army must conquer
it every soldier rands his ground as
well, ' said another, regarding V. illiad)
1 with great respect.
"We will excuse you, my son," fluid
the father, in a sot toned voice, and
though they sat loug at the table, his
glass was" not agiiu rained UuhiajliDS,
The** ft sWGd.' rint?f^^Vftll. ? t**V
tll? oold water ranks can boM of other
soldiers as brave as Wililafrifcv eknod | .v^n
Stand firm, my boys { let: no one best
his weapons, destroy1 '?W 0cKg1bes. ^iVe
him no quarter. P v* ' ?
?'Cold watkr ! Cold watib 09
Let this shout of triumph be heard all |
over tho land, from city and ? haode,tj
from mountain and glen.
"Cold water ! cold water and victor
or,
The Mouldy Loaf.
' i >* ml JaaiD A ? rt"l0'
Once, as a peor. family sat around the
table to a scanty meal, one of the chil
dren looked up reproachfully at his fatti
er} and down distastefully at the por
tion,; before him. The portion was'
bread, and the broad {was dry and moal
Tho father was quick to see his ion's,
discontent, but ho spoke gently :
?'My dear boy, I am sorry we have
nothing more pleasant than dry bread
to-day, 1 am still mote sorFy that our
bread is mouldy ; but see"?and ho
handed his own portion to tho boy, who
naw that his father had taken the very
worst part of the loaf for his share, and
cut and pared away the most mouldly
and bitter parts for his own plats.
The boy colored, looking wistfully in
to his father's kind and patient, but anx
ious countenance, and burst into tears.
His mouldy bread was sweet after that.
Christian, you sometimes are tempted
to look up reproachfully to your heaven
ly Father, and dowu discoutentedly! at
yonr hard and scanty portion. You half
revolt against the mouldy loaf, and are
prono to envy the prosperity of others.
Perhaps the best cure for thit discontent,
and the best way to make your bitter
bread sweet, is to be shown of what,
your Saviour's portion consist
"How bitter that cup no heart can conceirc:
'Which he drank quite up, that sinners might
live.
His way was muub rougher and darker than
mine: 1
Did Christ, my Lord, auflcr, and shall I re
pine !'* ,
Is poverty your mouldy-loaf? Your
Redeemer and Lord was poor. Though
he was rich, for your sake be became
poor. The son of man had not where
to lay his head. Look at this, his por
tiou ; then look back-at your own, and
it will be more sweet to you.
Take, then your small share of the
mouldy loaf, and thank God for h.
There is another course to come ; and
??blessed are they who are called unto
the marriage supper of the Lamb."
WiitT.i Man Turning Black.?
The following wil| bo regarded one of
the most eccentric freaks of nature, if it
be a freak at all: A gentlemen about
25 yours of age, ruddy complexion and
early red hair, who had and an intracta
ble und painful ulcer ou the loft arm,
resisting all previous modes of treatment
yielded to the request t?f trying the ef
fect of translating a piece of skin to
the ulcer from another person* The ulcer
was prepared in the uoual manner by
his physician, and a bit of skin about
ni> Snnh <-?? ? - ... vUjkjtju ;roui itte arm
of a fine healthy negro man and imme
diately spread over the ugly uleor and
tuen carefully dressed und biudaged.
The skin transplantation had tho desired
etfeet. lleulthy grauulatiuu spraug up.
aud the uiisightly ulcer soou healed. A
few monlha afterwards he wont to his
physician and told hitu that over since
the hoic healed the black skin commenc
ed to spread, and it was increasing.
About one third of bin arm was oota?
pletely negroed. Tho high probability
is that the whole skin ot this white man
will became tucgro. This is a new
thing under the sun. It would bo rather
diiheult to es claim the physiological
process which takes place tu biing about
auch a skin change as this. Tho pro
blem it, how can the coloring mutter ol
the skin be so radically changed '! und
how is tho pigment change propagated 1
It is certain that the law of capillary
attraction plays no insignificant part it
the spreading * process. Grafting pear:
on an apple tree |laa ?'.?ominuuieulud tc
the apples a pear taste.
What would a pig do who wUhed tt
build himself a habitation? Tie a knol
in his tail, and call it u pig's-tie.
yonr big brother, though J rould advise
kiaViU totaik "Pigeon English," when
there is au elegant systematizodianguago
thajf he; can | just as we? - Vt?oo't
y?u do it. You have no aritafcefow it
?wM*'rT " ia^T ?>*~*
sounds to ears unused or averse to it, to
to bear a young lady, whoa she is asked
tbUvend somo place of amusement an
swer?Not much," or if requested to do
something she does" not wish to?"Gan't
seo it'r j Not. long agi? I heard i#9fiss
who is educated and accourplbdied, say
iu speakiog of a young man, that she
intended to "go for him !" and. when
her sister asked hor assistance at some
work, ehe. answered?"Not for Joe I"
Now, young ladies of unexceptional
character and really good education, fall
iuto this habit, \hinVier;tptjjj]Tpj |fl?|rt
ncss to answer back in slang phrase; and
they soon slip flippantly from their
tongues with a eaUey^pcriness that is not
lady-liko or becoming. Young men who
talk in that way, do not care to hear it
from the lips they love or admire. It
Bounds much coarser then. . And, realty,
slang does not save time in use of lau
guage, as an abrcviation. No! is short*
er and much more decided thafa??'rNot
much," "I am sure," is quite as easily
said as "I'll betl" >) b^ovtri
More than one promising wedding has
been indefinitely postponed by such
means; for however remiss youag men
may bo themselves, they look for better
things in the girls of their choice; and
it does not help them to mend a bad
habit to adopt it too. .'dad Tat
A Smili.no CouxTJtNaKCK.?"AoJ
aunt of ours concluded to , try the effect
of a pleasant smile and a kind word
upon her husband when be reiurnjeeT
from his work; . She had. read : How" a
home ^should be pleasant, and the wifd
should afways meet, t jb^er JmaJiiu A WitMtt?
joyful smilo. The success , she
beat in Ai?AflHpP||M
fEnter husband, very much exl
ed, and very hungry withal; throws his
hat on the floor and drops heavily iuto
a seat. Wife, preparing tea, looks'xsp^
with a smile, and b sp glad to seo him.} -
Wife?Well, my dear, it is so nica t*> i
have you here at meal-lime. [A long
ssnle?J o?m!':* "* *? W ,
Utusbaud?,Yes, I suppose so.
Wife?How lxas your business pros- !
percd to-day ? [Another sm?aj- \:< i
Iluiband?About so-so.. "? jr?ytii>
Wife?Come, my dear, supper is
ready ; let mollraw your chair- JAjnoth
crlsmile.] ?*UltT T*? J*M
(Husband, gruffly?I^aro too tired to
stir. Wait till I warm my feet. f
W ifo^Da c?ali yen "?Rd?ie/ "AfmJuF
[Another sweetysrti^;.-,-!'^" T> 11???*
Husband?Look o'bore, old wasM**;*
before any uiore fuss is made aboifc?VZ =>
should like to know what your are grin*
uiug at ? . *
~ i. ... 7~? .
Wesley's Hymns?Some of Charles
Wesley's beautiful und most successful
funeral hymns grow out of the scenes
that transpired at the dying bed of his
sainted mother.. "Children," she said,
to her sons aud daughters, "as sooa as X
am released, slug a soug of praise to
God." And several of these hymns are
illuuiinn?p<' *.u - o? mo
chamber from whence she ascended, "at
the very top of the old building at Moor
fields." Tho allusion.in hymn 1093 of
the Psalmist,?
??As a living rose raaj bloom
On the borders of my tomb"?
grew cut of the fact that a monthly rose
"bloomed" at the head of the death-bed
of the voting thco.ogical student at
whose funeral the hymn was first sung
by his fellow divines. He loved flowers,
and kept pots of them in his room; and
the rosebud, bursting iuto perfect beauty
at tho hour of his departure, seemed a
precious reminder of the clime where
there are
"Never-withering fiowers."
A story is told'of two travelers who
wore jissigned to the samo bedroom iu a
crowded hotel. Before retiring one of
i thoni knelt down to pray, ond confessed
1 a long catalogue of sins. On lisiug from
' j his knocs he saw his his fellow traveler,
valise ?n hand, going out of tho ddor,
aud exclaimed : "What's the matter?
What's up ?" "Oh, nothing," wai tha
reply, "only I'm not going to risk my
self with such a scamp as you confess
yourself to be."