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MORE TRUTH THAN POETRY
?OR?
JIOW ARTHUR AINSTON GOT
HIS WIFE.
BY JOANNES.
CII AI'TF.I. VI.
"That ia my name sir," responded!
the old gentleman in a manner that be- j
frayed too plainly Iiis bitter hatred for j
Arthur. ''The purport of your visit, if
?" cntmutuL-SilA Mr lWe.r
'?The object of my visit here, sir, in
ui a private nature, aud na it mny be of
more itiUreat to you than to any oue
else, I should prefer communicating it
to you alone," said Arthur calmly.
"What, pray, can it bo that you want
with me?" curiously inquired the old
gentleman the second time.
"About a matter of importance sir;
but whether you ascertain of it or'not
depends upon your own choice," remark
ed Arthur witjjfe coolness that showed
that no matter what the purport of our
hero's visit waaAe was not at all dis
posed to aaf?yie the attitude of a sup
pliant ia order-1$ get a privato inter
view with old Boyer.
Here the old' gentleman withdrew
from tho counting room, which was
crowded* "*Uh drummers and mcrchauts
of the city, and inotioucd Arthur to
follow htm.
Our hero pursued him up a flight of
gtairs, and soon found himself seated in
a private office, facc-to-faco with the
marble hearted futhcr ef Eli?. Hero
it did ndt- take him many moments to
acquaint the oM gentleman with his bu
siness, and its demands, the first men
tion of which, however, brought him to
his feet, and a flush of indignation to
lliu i'-ir..
"If that ia your business with me,
young man, jou may as well commeucc
at ouce to retrace your journey, for never
will I countenance any such idea."
These words proceeded from Mr. Beyer's
lips with such measured and calculating
firmness, that Arthur could not doubt
that ho had a man to contend with
whose heart was us cold as an iccburg.
However, our hero was not discour
aged rnd undertook to expostulate with
Iiis hoary headed compunion, but with
aio avail.
The only reply that Arthur got to the
?declaration, "I aui determined to
marry Eliza, despite all opposition, and
I do not believe that I would be mis
representatibg her to-say that she is
equally determined that our union
shall be," was a cynical and heartless
smile.
The interview was ? fruitless one, mid,
Arthur returned to hi* fc?ial
After a few moments reflection he con
cluded that the best course for him to
pursue would bo to write to Elisa and I
tell her of the manner in which her
father had treated him, and request her
to meet him, as she was, without a mo
ment's delay, at the house that had been
previously designated as the place at
which they would consummate their
plans.
No sooner had he resolved than his
thoughts were fastened to paper, and dis
patched to Elita. Meantime he was on
hi* way for the appointed place.
CHAPTER VII.
We will now return to old Mr. Boy er
a moment. As soon as Arthur left he
dispatched a servant homo with a mes
sage for his daughter to repair to the
st ire immediately. Hia object was to
send her in the country to a relative's,
and ior that purpose ordered a buggy.
He was too much taken up with the
thiugs of thia world to spare time to go
home himself; and then he thought
there was no use for his doiug so, as
Eliza didn't know of Arthur's where
abouts. How mistaken he wus. Before
Arthur left the hotel the first time, he
hud written to Eliza Aud while oho
old gcntlcmau was pouring over business
letters, his daughter was preparing to
take her final depurturc from under tho
parental roof.
Imagine hia consternation when the
servant returned and informed him that
Eliza had gono, and uo one on the place
ould tell where.
Letters and everything elao were
thrown aside, aa soou us this intelligence
fell upon hia ears; nud almost in less
time i hau it takes us to record it he was
h'.'i' n.lj nil liio tuai W I-!.. 1-..H.O.
/Sure enough, wheu he got there he
found that tho bird had flown.
Up stairs, in the garden, and every,
nook and corner were searched, but no
truce of the missing girl was discovered
After awhile n note was found upon
the bureau drawers. It was otic that
Eliza had indicted to her father pre
paratory to leaving.
As the old gentleman read it, he
seemed almost convulsed with the emo
tions it produced.
Here is the note :
,4Mt DauUng FATitEu:1- l)bu't get
angry with tue. I am doing no more
than you would do under similar circum
stances. You know I love you, dear
father, but I love Arthur also, and you
told me I should never marry him. I
believe if you knew how noble and gen
crotiH he is, you would not be so opposed
to our union. Please do not abuse him
any more, for before you got this he will
be the husband of your daughter,
ELIZA."
As soon as Mr. Buyer had finished
this note, ho sent to his store for his sons.
When they came, hasty directions wero
given to fach of them as to how and
whero they should search.
But it was too late. Tho minister
was waiting at tho appointed house, for
son?" hours before Arthur and Eliza got
there; audaftei fhey arrived it did not
require many miuutes to lc?*"Y unite
two that were already one in spirit. Yes .
before old Mr. Buyer road Eliza's note,
she was the wife of Arthur Alston.
And now let us turn to one of whom
we have seen but little in the two pro
ceding chapters. It will not be forgot
ten that Arthur's rival, Henry, when he
declined to end, in an honorable manner,
his difficulty with our hero, vowed to
bo revenged secretly. Now although
many mouths had intervened, botween
the encounter of the two rivals aud the
tirao of which we uro now writing, yot
when Henry heard that Arthur was in
the city, and more, had probably mar
ried Eliza, all of his old bitterness came
buck to him, and he resolved to put his
vow of revenge into execution.
After the inandaga had takon place,
Arthur and Eliza rcccivsd privately tho
congratulations of a few friends, who
bad been made cognisant of the affair,
and withdrew to a private drawing room
to await tho carriage which was to con
vey them to tho depot.
While the nowly married couple were
discussing the difficulties through which
they hud gone, a rap was heard at tho
door. Thinking that the carriage had
come, Arthur walked to the door, and
opened it.
Had the earth opened under his feet,
he could not have been more surprised
than he was iu beholding nt that time
and at that pluce, the person that con
fronted him.
Eliza's anxious eye caught his face,
and a tremoudous shriek escaped her lips.
Before she had time to alarm the
house tho second time, the work of the
iiend Henry, had been accomplished.
The moment Arthur opened the door,
Henry with the exclamation, '-Here is
my revenge," pierced, tho few moments
before that, the happy Arthur to the
heart with a long dagger that he had con
cealed in his 'coat slcavc. It did uot
require a second stroke. The first bad
dono its work. Arthur Aiustou %wna
dead. Henry, tUft moment he discover
ed that ho had accomplished his object,
lelt the house immediately. Tho scream
that Eliia bad given, aommoucd several
of the family to the parlor, and uh 1
horror, to find the husband of the good
nttd loved Eliza, gasping, bleeding,
dying!
It was a heart rending spectacle to sec
this couple, who, a few moments ago,
were happy, the one now dead, killed by
the hand of uti assassin, and the other
lying pale and senseless on the floor.
Kit?,?- I.-.I {Vini^.l, .....l -J-.utL l%jit>
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whiteness had settled over her beautiful
face. She was hastily removed to a room,
while physicians were sent f'jr.
But before they arrived, the spirits of
both had winged their flight to a better
world than this, nud where they were
reunited in sweeter and happier bonds
thun the mutability of the things of this
poor earth will permit to be the case
here.
When Elian's father heard of the
tragedy, he and his sons repaired with
out dolay to tho residence of Mr.
(the houso at wlirh the marriage took
place,) to find what we have recorded.
Eliza was his favorite daughter, nud the
shock almost caused, to bow in sorrow,
the bead even of this heartless and un
feeling paieut. He remembered the
ominous words of her who then slept iu
death, when she said, "IT Mr. Henry
kills Arthur tho siti will rest upon my
father's shoulders." If these words
lingered in his tuiud before, they were
revivified now, and he imagined he could
bear even then his pale, lifeless daughter
pleading with him Henry bad not ouly
killed Arthur, but her too. Tho old
gentleman looked at them for a tew mo
ments, nud then turucd away with hin
heart full of sorrow.
As Arthur's und Eliza's friends gazed '
upon them, a feeling of sadness clouded
each one's face. If Eliza bad been
bcu'j'iful in her lifetime, she appeared
moro beautiful now". There is always a
siugulur beauty which pervades, with
few exceptions, the features Oi" ibe dead,
a few hours after the "spirit is not
there" Were it uot for the laogour
which covers the pulseless cheek, the
cold nud changeless brow and the sad
sbrowded eye which cau weep no more
forever, one in such n moment might
well doubt the presence of the dark
winged angel of Death.
"Yes, but for these and these alone,
Some moments, ay, one treacherous hour,
We still might doubt tho ty rants power ;
So fair, so oalm, so softly seal'd.
The first, last look by death rcveal'd!"
Years have passed since the tragic
death oJf Arthur and Eliza. Old Mr.
BuTes skill cuatinuc* Uis busiocs*, but
a oalm and settled look ot melancholy
clouds his face oven to-day. Henry left
hit) country and has n" r bcon heard of
since. Whether he hit ^sought an ob
livion of his sin in othi | countries we
know not, but let us hop f that he may
strive to atono for the life he has led.
Old Mr. Boyer forgave Arthur, nnd
buried the two side by wie, in his place
in the Cemetery. To-day, ns strangers
traverse the grounds, Sic story of the
two lovers is told to then by the keeper,
and often^their graves dill forth tears,
even from those who k new them not.
'Tis thus tho lives of! these two noble
beings ended. How hard it seems to us
that two that loved each other so, wcro
not permitted to live to enjoy one anoth
er's society. But their happy dreams
were cut short in the morning of their
glory, aud they are no more.
THE ENIV
The t ommereitd Athxrtisn-'s Sarato
go correspondent got into a sweet mess
tho other day. He landed at the depot
in the night. Ha got mixed up with
tweuty-five married ladies, seven spin
sters and four girls, nil waiting for their
husbands, cousins nnd lovers: By acci
dent, these woman mistook him for their j
"owns." And?but lct| him teil how it [
was himself:
"Now, g dear, sweety liquid eyed bru
nette threw her arms /.around me. O,
Kugone, why did you nek. write oftcticr ?"
she sobbed, and then slio sank, sweetly
on my bosom 1 said ,:wcep not, Julia,"
aud then I kissed hcrjtsweetly twenty
two times. It was delicious. It made
me think of my first wife und my col
lege days at Yale. A ponderous, maiden
now approached?dressjfed dccollette. a
la pouip.tdouy. She wok mo in her
arm*aud whispered, **), Charles, did
you bring my beautiful -d ?g?did you ?"
'?Madame, iny* na moils not Charles,
nnd I hate dogs. 1 ' kj!| every d?d?
d, ' but bin' fcjl i'ajn^Jpat^iiiy feet.
' A bWcct golden naired blonde now '
took my bund. .She pre-scd .it gently,
saying, "Dear Albert, 1 know it is you.
and I am so glad to see )ou ! You won't
dance with Lizzie Smith, now, will j
you '{ N w do promise inc !" 1 said I
wouldn't. Then she held her cheek '
close to mine. It was h >t with love's
young hope and pure, sweet affection, i
We were very happy. None but a j
wicked mau would havo brought sad- i
ncsa to this sweet, pure young heart ?
full of confidence, warm with virgin af
fection, and beautiful with ppleudid
girlish neas.
Do you ?till love me, Albert ?" ?he whis
pered.
"Undoubtedly," I remarked.
l,IIow much, darling ?"
"A heap."
''O, I nm too happy !" bIic murinured,
us she twisted her fingers in my auburn
hair and held uie in u aa'cet embrace.
A ClIAl'TEB ON BUTTER.? " Why is
it my son, that when you drop your bread
and butter, it is always on the butter
side ?"
"I don't know. It hadn't orter, had
it ? The strongest side ought to be up
aud this is tho strongest butter I have
ever seen."
'?llush?its soino of your aunt's churn
ing."
''Did she churn it, the great lazy
thing?"
"What, your aunt f"
"No, this here butter. To make the
pooi otu woman eiiurti it when it's strong
enough to churn itself."
"llush, Zep, I've eat a great deal
worse in the most aristocratic houses."
"Well, people of rank ought to^at
it."
"Why?"
"Cause it's r?l'k butter."
"You varmint, you ! what makes you
talk so smart T"
-Cause the butter has taken the skin
off my touguo."
"Zcp, don't lie ! I can't throw away
the butter."
"I'll toll you what I would do with it
-keep it to draw blisters. You ought
to see thu Hies keel over aa soon as they
touch it."
"Who dare spit tobaeca juice on tho
florr of this car?" savagely exclaimed a
powcriully-buiit passengor, as ho rose
from his seat and sta ked down the aisle,
frowning defiantly upon the other pas
sengers. "I dare I" said a burly look
ing fellow, as he ejected n quanity of
of (We noxious saliva upon the Door of
the uial. MAll tight, my friend," said
I tho tjrt;t speaker, slapping hiiu on the
Shoulder, ' give us a chow of tobacco."
Stabbiiis Draws A Natural.
"Talking about ugly men," said White
Hat, "did you know Youngloro Stob
bins 7 You knew him, Sykes?"
"I'll bot you," said Sykes.
"Wasn't he a screamer ?"
"He could get away with any of 'em,"
said Sykes.
"Well," continued White Hat, "one
uight me and Stcbbins and Bob Kg Jc
stou were up to Pastor's eatin* oysters,
and after we got through I wont dowu to
tho bar to pay. A lot of fellows woro
eating aud drinking there, and talking
about homely men. 'I don't care what
you say,' says one fellow, 'you lot Bill
Williamson work his fucc as he pleases,
and I'll buck him agin tho three ugliest
mcu iu the Union."
"How's that, Bill V says another fel
low, looking at a tolerably plain man
with a smooth lace standing by.
14 ;Oh, he's foolin',' said Bill, swallow
ing his toddy, aud wiping his mouth with
his hand. There aiu't nothiu' disagree
able about me."
" "Excuse me, gentlemen,' Bays I, I'm
a strnugcr, but is that tho man you're
backing for plaiu features?*
" 'That's the man,' says the first
apokesuiau.
"1 turnod round nud leaned ag'in the
bar, ond looked at him. aud says I, 'No
paiut, not feathers, nor nousonse ?"
" 'Nothing but the features that God
has given him,' says another.
'? 'How much would you be willing to
waste on hitu t* says I.
" 'Largely/ says he. 'Heavy j money
talks. United States promises<o pay,'
aud he hauled out a big pocket-book, aud
slapped it on the Counter.
. '? ?Champagne supper would be noth
ing,' says 1.
'? Not a vced-bird's eye,' sayn be.
" 'I'm the man you'ro looking for,' I
bays, and iu teu minutes wo had a jury
'^ft^tfcj, .and 1 was nuiulug bicbbiuo
for his part.
"He hauled dow'n the corners of his
mouth, rolled his eyes as if ho bad a fit,
and 1 led bim iu. But I kucw in a
minute 1 was boat. That fellow of theirs
stood iu front of tho judges, and be
looked like a whole family of wild Aus
tralian cbildreu rolled iuto one. He
never moved a muscle, but looked with
an idiotic leer at the ceiling, aud waited
for tho verdict. The jury didn't leave
their scats. They said it was a clear
aud it was, and I walked off.
" 'Now,' says I, 'Stcbbins, yon mu.-a
do your best; we'vo got two more
chances, aud I want you to spread your
self.'
"Stcbbins prepared himself, aud I
must say, ho was a melancholy sight.
The right side of his moustache was
stuck in his nose, aud bis mouth was
screwed around until it touched the lap
pel of bis left ear, and we walked in.
But there stood their man, aud I didu't
care nbout seeing auothor such sight.
Every hair on his head was standing
straight forward like fencestakes, and
his eyes were turned in towards his nose
till you could see the bucks of them. I
never knew how he did it, but I hope I
may die if he hadn't swallowed his nose,
and there be stood. The opposition
gave a shout, and I knew we was beat
again. And so we was, and went back,
feeling pretty blue.
" 'We're beat, Stebbins,' says I, 'and
1 don't know what tho ld-t?n? niU.
? I
but I never saw you look so well as you
do to-day.' Tom Egglcston was out of
patience. 'If tho cussed fool would
stand natural.' says lie, 'he'd beat 'car
"J he idea struck mc in a minute.
'Try 'cm. Younglove,' says I. 'Just
leave your face the way Heaven made it,
and let's go in.'
"Stebbins was practicing before the
?ilass, but wheu ho turued round and
t? '
sobered down, 1 looked at him, and tnys
[, that's enough ! If they oau beat
that face I'm ready to pay.'
"Stebbins said it was no use, but we
led bim iu, in his normal condition, and
when they looked at him they .screamed.
Even their man, who had got all his
faces into one, and who stood there
workiug his cars beside, and looking like
a wagon full of scared monkeys, got n
glimpse of Stcbbins, and burst iuto a
roar. Tho judges said I had won, and
the ot het> siile gave it up and ?Said the
?uppor!" ' -
A man is said to be berfevolettt wheu
he holds an nabrolla ovjMsa duck's back
iu a shower of r%in.
Kicked by a Mule.
Jake .Johnson had a mule. There was
nothing romarkable in the mere faet of
his being the possessor of such an ani
mal, but there was something peculiar
about bis mule. He?the animal?'
could kick higher, hit harder on the
slightest provocation, aud act uglier than
any mule on record.
One morning, riding his property to
market. Juke met Jim Hoggs, against
whom ho had an old but concealed
grudge. He knew Hoggs' weakness lay
in bragging and betting ; therefore he
saluted him accordingly :
"How arc you, Jim ? Fine morn
ing."
"Hearty, squire," replied Jim. "Fine
weather. Nice mule that you have.
Will h? du to but on :'"
"Bet oq ? G ucss he will that. I tell
you, Jim Boggs, he's the- be?i. uiuio in
this couutry."
"Great smash ! Is that so ?" ejacula
ted Jim.
"Solid truth, every word of it. Tell
you confidentially, Jim, I'm taking him
down for betting purposes. I bet he can
kick a fly off from auy mau without its
hurting hiiu."
'?Now, look berc, squire," said Jim,
"I am not a letting character, "but I'll
bet you something oil that myself."
"Jim, there's no use; don't bet, I
dou't want to win your inouoy."
"Don't be ulaimcd, squire, I'll take
such bets as them every time."
"Well, if you arc determined to bet,
I will risk a small stake?say five dol
lars-"
"All right, squire, you're my man.
But who'll he kick ihn fly off? There
is 110 one here but you and I. You try
it."
j "No," says Johnson :' "I have tobe
by the mule's head to order him."
"Oh ! pas," says Jim. 'Tbeu p*rob
ubly I'm the man. Wu'ual, I'll do it j
j but you nre to bet ten agaiust my five, if
I risk it."
"All right," quoth tho squire. "Now
there is a fly on your shoulder. Stand
still." And Johnson adjusted the mule.
"Whist, Jervcy," said he.
The mule raised his heels with such
velocity and force that Boggs rose iu the
air like a bird, und alighted ou all fours
in a muddy ditch, bang up agniust a rail
fence.
ltisiug, in a towering rage, he ex
claimed : "Yuss, that in smart I I know
your darned mule couldn't do k. You
had that all put up. I wouldn't be
kicked like that for fifty dollars. You
i can just fork over them ere stakes for it
uny way."
"Not so fast, Jim j Jervcy did just
what I said he could) that is, kick a fly
off u mau without its hurting him. You
sec, tho mule is not injured by the
operatiou. However, if you arc not sat
isfied, wc will try it agaiu us often us you
wish."
"The deuce take you," growled Jim.
"I'd rather have a barn fall ou nio at
once than have that critter kick mc
again. Keep the stakes, but don't say
anything about it.''
And Boggs trudgod ou in bitterness of
soul, murmuring to himself, "Sold, by
thunder ; und kicked by a mule 1"
Twelve by the Clock.
I
About twenty years ago, when Frauk
1 i it Pierce aud tho present Senator Chirk
stood at the head of the IIiiUborough
bar, in >hn? HnuijjUilre, thcru was upon
'ihifyibcket a celebrated suit culled the
"horse case." The tujlitjii Whs bjjhight
by Sftiitn V6 fYonos, tho livery stable
keepert, ngaiust one White, to recover
the value of a pair of horses alleged to
have been killed by the defendant while
conveying au insane man to the nsylum
at Concord, There was plenty of proof
that the horses died soon alter their ar
rival there; but the defendant took the
ground that they died of disease, nud
not by being overheated, und that a suf
ficient time had becu allowed them to
travel thatdistauco aith uaso. Tiuu it
became necessary to show the jury the
time of starting aud the time of arrival.
Many ciliieus were brought forward,
among thotu a tall, bony, slab-sided,
lanky, aleopy-lookiug fellow, who oQioi-i
tod us hostler at the stable. The follow-'
i-ug is sbo substance of the coucludiug
portion of the examiuasion-:
"What time, sir, did 1 underttaud you
to say it was when the horses were dr.v
on up U the stable '("
^Juot as I was going to diutfi'."
% i
"What time won* wfeeo yaanttW
dinner ibmI dey?hy the etoei f
"Jost twelve."
"To a minute, air f
"Tea, eir." I
"What fim? was it wfceo ye* WOO* tO
dinner tire day before by Ifen dbd^r'
? "Just twelve."
,lTo a iniirate, ?i? V
"Yes, air."
"And -what fSore did? yon go Co dinner
a week previously?by the clock f
"Juat twelve "
"To a minutc,- sir ?"
"Yes, air."
"Now, sir, will yon be good cSvSgfe to
tell the jury what time you went to din
ner three months beforo tho laOt date?
by tho clock ?"
"At twelve."
"To a minute?"
"Yes, sir."
"That is all, sir," replied" the ccsseef,
w ith a gleam of satisfaction on hia ease
and a glance at the jury, as much eil 10?
say, that man has settled his tertieseoy,
gentlemen.
And so all thought till, just m k w
leaving the stand, he turned to* his once*
tioncr with a curious, comical expression
on his face, and drawled out j
"That "ere clock was onto' kilter, end
has stopped at twelve for tho last als
months."
There was a general roar. Mr. Clark
sat down, and the judge had to use bio
haudkerchiof just then.
Amateur Editors.?An amatrvr
who was editing a paper in tho abaaaoo
of a regular editor says : The last thing;
I have auy distinct recollection off Wao
gettiug off something ob the nanyor of
the town. He went by old 8/ken, tho
editor, on? evening without nodtljgfr
and I had no sooner entered tho oSco
than I heard :
"Go for Muggs, give it to him hot;
knock him all to pieces, and hove Ina
shattered soul hanging, to tho steeple of
the court house."
"Hot he-"I begaav waWotyaW
came close up to me, beeaakeng keodt,
and say a he :
Young man, go* for Mogga. I hajto
to part with you, hut Smith offers to 111
your occupation for a dollar leas.
So I sat down to do up Mngg*. Syke*
was going away, and ho left ana to say
judgment. I wrote an artieia thai I
thought would please tha old caaa for
positivenesa, and it went under a tri
ple 1 wading. I was jasi keening a%
paste pot in the burglar panes' aafrr to
keep it fireaa the* rata, and I heard e>
yelling on tho street*, and the case*
door came iir on me. I saw/ e&a-va, com*
eta, spots m the sun, new moo an, and
"came to" in the next town, when I
scut the f?Hewing dispatch to* tho old
man :
"If you cun pay your Board? ball, stay
where you are. The press- in reined,
the long primer is in Hardy's fcofee
pondc The mailing table, tho book
aud thn* new job rack wool ever tha
dam lust evening. Things- ain/t so thoy
was. We made ? big hit mm Muggs,
and he rctuliated powerfully. I have
hired out to a> quiet old farmer hero, and
I think I shan't pursue tho get off Ott?
siiiesss any further." In abowK Iran
months I gat a reply, Hero was-all that
was said : * Young man, always be pos
itive in your assertions
? --?<? ana ? ? ?
Julius, didycr belong to der last warf
In course I did.
And was ycr wounded ?
You'd better believe- it?three timec
Twice in my line and onea in my tobac
co-box.
A ud docs ye draw a preeiboY JaH?*? f
What d'ycr ax ckut ftaoliah question
forf Certainly I draw n yenaion?
three plugs of tobacco n year. I wish
com men niggers wouidVt inter fare in
matters so much shove their crentouMt,
A Fcso t% tttk Fxwir,v ??*WaJ I
guess there's a little row ever to one
house."
"What on nirth's the matter I
"Why, dud's got drunk, motkoro
wash in', the old cow's got n eadft, 8aJ'e
got ma l ied and run nway with the
spoons, Scth's swallowed n pie, and
Louis looked at the Aurora Aorix ?tili
hs'fgot tho delirious trUngsetv Thea
ain't all of it nether. Rose spilt tho
batter box and broke the pen cakes,
one of the Maltese kittins has g:t her
head.into the molasses cup and I eae/e
get it out,, aud oh, how hungry I an>?