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^ORK TKUIU THAN POETRY
? Oil
now Ajffrnuii ain'stox got
ms m#%
IiY JO A NN Eo.
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iiJAi rr.r: v:.
Aftei learning the Contents of Klizt's
J- tii r, A rtiui?- droppu 1 it from his h inds, j
aitrd fixe 1 his eyes i:i a vacancy which ]
t-pp > l ent ly ngimit 1 hin?. j
?over bis ?.face, and ho scorned fts one '
Si hose very life had forsaken hir.i.
"She. is lost !" he sighed.
It is id range how men Can be made to
<l -spair at I inii'S.
*Here Arthur had unmistakable and
unequivocal evid nco of the strong at- ,
tnehmont Eliza had formed towards him,
*"d yet up hi re;Alilg' the'letter which \
?hu .pt>rhaps wts forced to write,''? let
?do?pnudutit?y seise' ho d on every . rvc
Sii TM bMfy.
' Hut after awhile lus calmer judgment
alif^^APfitfSf83'0!! of him, nnd his bosom
became"again iuspired with hope ; and
after debating the question thoroughly
"with biniBelf, ho rcsolvod to write to
*J5lixa again
es aud months passed on weary
wings before the mail brought Arthur
the long looked for letter.
In it oar fair her-iuo betrayed signs
?ofrher womanly weakness agaiu.
She did not nc<[ui0;0e in any of Ar
?Kn/a^p^pTiSittoliI ei4^tcd lfinflo
try to forget her, aud not tempt her any
more to disregard tho wishes of her
father, lest hor. should heart fail her in
performing the duty which she owed to
Jtfm. t.
Arthur seized lipon this lust thought
with as m?ctiHoMuchy as a drowning
man would evince in catching at an ob
joct Qoating upon tho wator which ha
thought wonld save his lifo. So anoth
er and another letter wus written, until a
regular correspondence was established.
in thp meantime. Henry had recov
ered jljiit an* abeess that came upon hin
t^&HJbtf luid'lefl a hideous aud repul
se sear in its plsoo.
Henry had, hitherto, beautiful beard,
bul" there was a great placo left by the
tor wards, consequently he hud thorn all
ijjrtavo .off.
This added to KHz .'s other objc etions, '
.and prompted hy her increasing love for
Arthur, suo was emboldened to tell her
father that sho would.mver uiarry Hen
ry. "
Wie t,.!d old tVrUlJVer that if ho
would rcqniie any biher Bacrlfiec of her,
aW^auld mi ke it, but to mate an offer
ing ?./' ber.happiness just to gratify an
unreasonable notion ofhis, sho could not
As might be expceted, her lather said
ho wouldn't ask her. Bot after aW>ile,
when # bo sa w I ttfcd Ii/daughter m^ant'
<whafr she declared to hhto', he begab to^
think a different way. lie realized that
it would be a tolerably hard effort to niake
a resolute and determined woman Bttind
up nt the marriage altar and permit her
saif tobe legally joined to ? man whom
?ir> , ; , ?"??t"t;
she dcsp.BCJ.
Feeling this more forcibly than ever,
ono afternoon when Henry called for
Kliza to go riding with him and she re
fused, the old gentleman said to himself,
**j wonder what sort of * fellow that
Aioston s?y ho? 7
This shows that he had ot length des
paired of making Elisa niarry Henry.
t ..,<? . r. I :?' ? ? I I ?' A
Jj .'. ? , ? i, ,W?.:.A <1 > HAS* {
But let us hurry on, for wc havo now
spun out this story to throe times tho
length wc originally intended it to bo.
After Henry recovered entirely, Ar
thur's friends called upou him for tho
purpose of arranging matters for tho ad
justment of the difficulty which existed
between them. They were surprised to
find the former in a careless Snd_n kind
of don't-care mood.
To their inquiries, they wore told that
he?Henry ? had met with misfortunes,
and that he had abandoned the idea of
fighting for a Woman that hated him.
Of course Arthur's friends couldn't,
aud did not, persuade him to fh lit ; nud
upou his elating that !kj hud acted liastl
?ly and iu a manner f,.r which he was
sorry, the affair was dropped. >
But when Arthur's friends left him,
he swore to himself to he revenged.
Jt Sm lue that this miserable man, hav- ]
^jyi/rwut- .vvJAosij-A^e.^
tiied tw buy, was determined never to bo
?e one his wife; and that his rival was
not ii m in lo be trifled with, had thetefoie
resolved to drop Eliza, and neologize tf*1
our hero for live insult offered him. '
When this intelligence reached Ar
thur, his Suture ?coHtud brighter than
ever before.
. .. , . . . ? ? . ?? . ; ? ? H
He thotight that if he could only get
the old gentleman's consent that all
thingM would be right yet. But this
was a wild thong1t of his.' AH well
tlijuht he had hoped to stop tho ebbinir
i.,?A .xt^d .ejrwW /nyv9x*?>. .A 3
and flowing of the ocean as to try to
gaiu the approbation of old Mt. Uoyer
Ho had sworn mw thut as long as
Elr.a wouldn't marry Henry, she should
never marry.
But months passed on, and the cor
it i
respondcnce between Eliza and Arthur
continued.
Hoory had stopped viaitiug her en
tirely.
? So many tunes ho passed her vtpon the
sheets, without even recognizing hpr,
that she thought ho had lennit to hate
her.
At. last Arthur proposed to Eliza the
propriety of writing, to Mr. Boye'.'and
telling him everything.
.........
She said she knew her father belter
?hau he, iiuii Limb he would not cuter
tain the idea of their marrying.
Ho disregarded; however, her wishes
so much as to write to tho old gentleman
any how.
The reply to it, contained these words :
Mn. Ajnhton :
I (himnnd nit immediate suspension
of the correspondence between my
daughter .and'yourself.
J. L. Boyku .
This note didn't discourage Arthur,
?. i: iiivJJ v'la 'v-r- r?<ti;:O??di
however.
He enclosed it to Elisa, and urged,
thut as her father seemed immovable,
it would be best for them to take care
of theim-clvcs, aud appoint a day at
onco for their nuptials.
. .?'??-?'?'? *
After weighing the matter calmly iu
her mind, Elisa replied, leaving the
matter entirely with Arthur, who of
course immediately named the day that
he would visit f'laybnrn for the purposo
of 1 ringing Eliza nwaywith him.
' *TrTc Uaurriugo was io ba a clandcstiuu
affair, and not even old Mr; Boy or was
to know anything of it.
<* ?'But * through ?6me?,iSihaVcn?b"tablo
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medium bo got intelligence of it, aod it
Was thou that ho summoned El;** to
his room to watn^ior not to marry.
, He, tyU hor that ho would disown und
hisioherit her, if bIio throw herself j
"a*ay by. marrying Arthur Aiuston."
Eliza madi; uo ^uswer (t&his long Icc
t ure. .
Sho coulduT'if she had wished to, Hor
hesrt wns too full. For tho first time
iu her life hud hor father -shown him
self to.bp entirely given up to hi* feel
ings of hatred aud revengo.
With tears in her eyes she sat down
aud wrote Arthur all that he had said.
Hut the intelligence did not surprise
our hero Ilo bad previously formed a
o irrcct opinion of (ho old [gentleman's?
iro, when oneo aroused, aud could uot
therefore affect astonishment at anything
he did.
, However, for Eliza's sake he wrote
;) i.e. '
her a long letter in reply to her cjucs
tions, " What if her luthor did so and
so V and "What would become of thorn '
if he did ?"
Arthur answered th.se with satisfac
tion to Eliza's mind, and she became
more impatient than ever for the day to
arrive that would iinito her destiny with
Due whom she loved better than site didl
all rarthly beiogs.
Tw > years bed intervened between
Arthur's interview with Kliza, and the
night where we found him iu tho begin
iiig of our -fnry.
it will he re'*'dh eted that we loft bun
in Ch.yliuiu at the hotel, and that, lib
had visited that city for the p.irjnwe of
marrying Kdz i.
The unitivo which (ho in.juisltivo dri
ver had iu eying him so, was one of
K???S ?>a ?- U ' JT!
Old Mr. Buyer bad heard of the time
our hero was to visit CJayburu, and bad
employed every driver in thy pi ieo to
.; j ,, l ',{1 t J ?
watch out for hi tu.
It was bis iutnntioti to thwtrt tho
t\yo Iovjis' plans by asrj-jrt liuiug when
Arthur arrived and remove his daugh
ter to au uncle's in ?'?. ? country* ?
Put happily foe our hero, ho eluded
Ho had made arrangements with a
minister to tnarry thoui, and everything
wasnll ^httTW?l?'Vjto gnLa xoft-M>\
Kliza informing her of bin presence.
Hut a strange' impulse, it will be remem
bered,'.; took possession of him directly
after his arrival iu Cluyburu.
Although he knew that Mr. ' Buyer'
would never consent to-his Union with
Kliza, yet he resolved to go to him next
morning aud tell hint of his purpose
If Arthur made any blunder throughout
the whole affair, it seems that this must
have been it.
11 UrO "lie hflll ^nnnn ,1 "1 :
the hotel, from which he could easily
communicate with Eliza, aud keep her
father in profound ignorance of it, and
he Jiad fa ^llow bis jdanslo u;idUjrgn
siMXll^A*! 'tin
Hut let in follow him.
On tho right side of (hnnnicroo street,
iu Clnyburil. stands a large brick build
ing with the sign
??BOYKUV DRY (JOOI)S STOKE'
painted in large hitters on its front. It
was to this store that Arthur went.
As lie entered tlia^&nl^u^or,1 a cold
,aud mysterioiH f ( ling involuntarily
crept oVer htm.
"Anything 1 caudo for you V was ad
dressed to him by an anxious clerk the
,lnontint?e had made #>0d u^A^cS
"No Sir," was thereof. * ?tyffho pro
prictor in V
"Yes, sir. You will find him back iu
n? ,'Kvii ' t tr! >dV'><5 >*u ?T? *.
the eouuting room," was tho clerk's ?re
sponse, pointing Arthur to where tho
room was'sitdafed.'
He started, but before he had pioccod
cd ton paces another clerk accosted him
with, "What can wc sell you to-day ?"
"Nothing," Arthur r^popded. some
what peevishly, and passed right on.
Before he got lo the- counting room,
he was assailed again, this time by a fat
Dutchman, who, before ^ our hero could
say a word, had him by the arm.
"I am not purchasing to-day," Ar
ihur said, pulling his arm loco, aud suc
ceeded in escaping further interruption.
When he got to tho door, old Mr.'
Buyer's keen eyes fell upon him.
A sharp phlegmatic <:Coaio in, sir,"
was the only iuvilatiou given Arthur.
"This is Mr. Buyer, f rircsunic," he
said, "my name is Ainstoti."
[oontinukd in ()i:tl .NKXT ISSUE.]
CUB.KD hkr CuuiosffY.?The follow
ing iucidcut was related to us by a friend
who, though not an eyeywituess, yet was
only pit vented f rom being so by a thiu
board partition. At a Certain watering
pluoe, n few counties uhW6 Montgomery,
the bathing accommodations Tor ladies
are very poor, and the 'fair sex are com
pcllud to put up with al pougiug in their
own rooms. But for oie sterner sex,
things are different, i ruouiug brook
has been damned up, a fd over tho.pent
up waters a house withi two rums' has
b ! u built, thus am>rdfrrg thorn a limi
ted -pace wherein to di?o;t themselves.
A mar.o.l torn id'this it ity (one of the
heaulii'ul leiined and fcduca'cd d m-h -
?er, who is ?oigagid to JwJ married to .-.
very j I if book k ..vjerr. in on.- of .eir
;..l .: .-: i ..-)'.? : - esia'-ii .' -. w .*
i ". .'
ill" h..th. Tie: k. i ?? .hi:: iiltui
iho door of the hath i-{t.M\. :>. d lie ...oh- '
HO secret of it. Iiis ':? j .;:i.'ul daughter, j
buving surfeited h o ' in all th: pVa
'-.gl'. ^ ".,I< S% .?W4>l'.wi.ied t* j
liaxo u new excitement iu the way of a
?bath i i the gentlemen's bathing house.
. . ' . 1
j Shu noticed immediately after dinner ,
! that the gent lemon woru all inclined to I
bo dhpisid to lake ti little nap. rind m>
she si lo, ted all hour juK after the noon '
mc.l. to take u swim. Arm d with her '
fit hers key. she uprjfUnehod the hath '
! hou-e in u timid, shy maiiner, as if n'ru'd
! some doe would see her. She pul ped
I thrnu-.li the key hole, saw no one, heard j
no one.. In went the key, the bolt was ;
turned, and she Was in the mysterious)
iuelosure. with a door shut between her '
I and tho outside world. Imagine her
j horroa when ? he hoard directly under
the plutform upou which she was stand
a voice?whoso tone hid so often s=e;it
her blood thrilling aud tingling through .
her veins add her dear little heart to
beat as if determined to escape its fleshy
confines?exclaim, ' What in tho hell
do you want here ? tjct out, and that
damned quick, or you'll get your head
broke 1" Instantly from under that
yhit form emerged a mniily form, i i.-i.ij:
up from water only two feet deep, and
confroutvl h#tj intruder. She. stricke.,
with terror and shame, Could not open
the door. lie slid back under the. plat
form am; "unry a word said."
< >peti the door camo, and down the
phitfopiii she flow, nor d'd she stop until
safe iu her father's hou^o and in the
confines of her own room. Some weeks
elapsed before the "cus.sist" could mus
ter courage lo approach her, but up to
this time bhe still "lights shv
'?No, 1 Thank Spat !"?At n recent
spiritual sitting iu this city, there was
present a woman who mourned the loss
of her consort, and, as the iiiiinifcSta
lions began to appc 'r, the spirit of the
deputed Benedict appeared Upon the
scene. Of course, tho widow w is pow
.anxious tt> enwug ? iu Culivors.itioij With
the absent Otic, and the following fji i
loguc ensued:
Wid.-w : "Arc. you iu the spit it world!."
Tho Luiimuted : "1 am.
Willow : "iloa loug have you been
thcro'f"
'J'hc l.um utcd : "O, some time!"
Widow: "Bon't you v/mit to dome
hack and bo with your lopuly wife '("
Tho Lamented: "Not if I km w my
self 1 It's 'hot' enough lure 1"
As my wife und 1 at the window, one
day,nlood watching a man w ith a monkey,
a cart camo by w ith a "broth of a hoy,"
who was driving a stout little donkey.
To my wife 1 then spoke, by way <T a
joke, "there's a relation of yours in that
carriage !" To which she replied, as
tho donkey she spied, "Ah, yes; a re
lation?by marriage!"
Josh Billing* on Korn.
?irrVr^Mj Uhti y/iT?ld*>.^ ????* .?>?? ( r><
. , .K!oro is a serial.; ? am glad ?v U. rr?i j
It got. its name from Series, a primi
tifF wojimu, and in her day the goddess
ov oats^jwl.sich liko.^ >...-...
Koro iz Hunuimes called maize, and it
grows in sich parts ov the Western coun
try very ainaizeuly.
1 liavo seen it out thnro 18 foot hi j (i
don't mean the aktual korn itsolf, hut
the tree on which it grows.)
n Koro has oars, but never haz but oue
oar, which iz as deff nz an adder.
? Injun meal iz made out ov korn, and
korn dodgers iz made out ov injun meal,
and korn dodgers are tho tuffost chunks,
ov the bread purswashun, known tew
man.
Korn dodgors are made out ov water,
rvith Injun meal mixt into it, and then
baked ou a'"hard board, in tho presence
ov ali?rfirgr- ? * -
When you can drive a 10 peony nail
into them, with a sledge-hammer, they
arc scd, bi good judges, to bo well done
and are ready tew be chawed upon.
They will keep five yeurs iu a damp
place aud not gro tender, und a dog hit
with one ol them will yell for u week,
nnd then cmwl under the barn and. mut
ter for two days moro.
I have k mi wed two hours misclf on
(me side ov a korn'dodger without pro
dnsing ertny result, nnd think i could
starve to dcatjl twice before 1 could re
duce a korn dodger.
They ;; .t the name dodger from the
i:i.megi:;to necessity of dodgeiug if oUe
iz hov ? h-irix mtally at yu iu ungor ?,
It iz far belter tew be smote bi a 3
year old steer, than a lorn dodger that
12 >nly three hours old.
Wbj>kbo (noble whiskee) is made out
ov hoi ii, and whiskeo is ouo ov tho
rcatest blessings known tew man.
Wo beyer should have bin uble tew
!iil our bt.it'.- ]):i/.oiis with eiiergeiiek
men. and our poor-houses with good cat
ers; if it want lor noble uhitAcc.
Wo in '., r tiiotild hav had enny tempc
rauec sons or. society, nor duuokratik
politicians, u <r fites, uor good murder
ers, nor pbrttt aldermen, nor whiskey
rings. nor, nothing, If it want roc blessed
whi-skee
li it Avant f>r koru how could - cony
body yet korucd I
.And if it want for getting horned,
what would life be worth '(
We should all sink down to the level
ov the brutes if it Want fur gcttiug
U.-.uM.
The brutes don't git korticd ; thoy
ha in t gut enny reason or soul.
We often hear of "draukca brutes;"
this is a compliment to oxen which dou'l.
belong tew them
Korn also haz knrnehi, aud kurncls
are often horned, so arc brigadee;'-gcne
ruls.
Johnny kake is mado out ov korn, so
iz hasty pud din.
Llasty puddiu aud milk is quick tew
eat.
All you hav got to do iz to gap and
swallo, and that iz tho last of tho i ud
din.
Korn was familiar tew antiquity. Jo
seph waz sent down iuto Kgipt alter soui
korn, but his brothers didn't want him to
go, so they took putty on him and pitted
him in a pit.
When his brothers got back bu n, and
were asked wbare Joe waz, they didn't
acknowledge tne turn, but iied suih.j
It hash en proved that it it wicked to
lie nbout, korn, or cuny oi tho other veg
etables.
1 Thare ie a difference, between being
Hid sawing wik'id, it ii easier to Ii?, cs
peshly in the shade.
Korn has one thing'that tiuboddy else
bus g<>t, and that iz a kob.
'i Iiis Kob runs thru the middle ov the
korn, and iz az phull ov korn as Job was
ov biles.
i uiwavs Jeei sorry When I think ov
.!..!>. and wonder how be utuuagcd t^u
set down in a chair.
Knowing how lev, Bet down iquare on
a bile, without hurting li e (hair, iz one
ov the loot arts.
Job w.u a card; he had in no pa
shinico, and bliss, tew tho square inch,
than iz usual.
I One hundred and twenty five ukois ov
korn tew the bushel i/. konsidcred a goad
hi- p, but 1 have seen moro.
1 have seen korn for 10 cents a bush
el, and iu mihi parts ov lLo Western
country it i/. so much that thare ain't no
guod law against stealing it.
Iu koiiklushuu, if yu want tow git a
muu krop ov koru, aud n good piice fur
ib krop, food, about 4 quarts ov, it tew
?hangln rooster, then murder the roos-j
tor immojb'vcly, nnd sell him for 17 eta
? pound, krop aud all.
Mow Stil Disgraced the Family.
c - .K ?? tfcfr?' Jfc if' '.'?O^WX i ,
A traveler in tho State of Illinois,
some years ago. otm? to a, Jog cabin on
the prairie, near'Cario, and there baited?
He wont into the house of logs. It was
a Wretched nffuir, with an empty pack
ing box for u table, while two or three
old chairs and a disabled stool graced the
reception room; tho dark walls of which
were further ornamented by a display Of {
dirty-tin ware, a broken half article or
two.
Tho woman wa3 crying iu one corner J
and tho man, with tears in his eyes and
a pipe iu his mouth, sat on a stool with
his dirty arms resting ou his knees, and
his sorrowful locking head supported by
tho p-ilm of his bands. Not a word
greeted the interloper.
"Well," said he, "you seem tobe in
awful trouble hero what's up t"
"Oh wc are most cruzy, neighbor,*'
said the woman, "and wo ain't got no
patience to sec folks now."
"That's allright," said tho visitor not
much taken aback by this polite rebuff j
"but can I bo of any service to you in
all this trouble 7"
"Well, we've rust our gil ; our Sal is
gone off and left us," said the man in
tones of despair.
"Ah; do you know what induced her
to leave you?" remarked the new ar
rival.
"Well, we Can't say, stranger as how
she's so far lost us to be induced but then
file's gone and disgraced us," remarked |
tho afflicted father.
'?Vcs, neighbor, aud notes I should
say it as is her mother, but thcro warn't
a pootier gal in tho West than my Sal :
She's gon? and brought ruin on us, and
o.i her own head now," followed 4be
stricken mother.
"Who has she gone with ?" asked the
vibiur.
"Well, there's the trouble. The gal
could have done well and might have mar
ried Martin Kohoe; u capital shoemaker,
who although he's got but one eye, plays
the ilule in a lively manner, earns a good
living. Then look what a home amd
what a life she has deserted. The gal
whs surrounded by all the luxury in the
country," said the father.
"Yes, and who kuows what poor Sal
will have to cat, drink or wer, norf,"
groaued the old woman.
"And who is the fellow that has taken
her from jou to load her into euch mise
ry," quoth the stranger.
"Why, d--n him; she's gone off and
got married to a critter called a lawyer,
as lives iu the viilago and the dovil only
knows how they are to earn a living."
Ca.nai, Tka VEt.iNi!?"Hallo, there,
captain 1" said a Brother Jonathau to
tho CSytaio of a cauul packet on the
Erie Canal, "What do you chargo ior
passage ?" , >
"Three cents per milo and boarding,"
said the caplaiu.
"Waal. I guess 1 11 take passage, cap
ting, .\eeiu, as how I'm kinder gin out
Walking so far."
Accordingly ho got on board as the
steward was ringing for dinner. Jona
than fat down and began deuaoli.hiug
of the captain, until ho had cleared the
tables, when he got up aud went on
deck, picking hi.s teeth very comfortably.
"How far is it, capting, from here to
where 1 got on board
"Nearly cue and a half miles," said
the captain.
"Bet's see," said Jou than, "that
would be j."t four and a half cents ; but
never mind, capting, 1 wou't be str.all ;
hero's five cents, which pays my fare to
hero ; I'm kinder rested now."
"I keep the best bread," said a cer
tain baker the other day to a poor fel
low who complained of tho inferior
iiuulitj of tho article bo had puiohatou
of hint the day before. "I don't doubt
it," replied the. c-.i.-lbtner. "Then why
do you complain V abked the baker.
??Because I would suggest that you sell
the belt broad and keep the bad," was
the reply.
"0, grandma ?" cried a mischievous
little urchin, "I cheated the hens so
nicely just now. I threw them your
gold beads, and they thought it was
corn and they cat them up as fust as
they could !"
Routm ?*. , Boss.?r-Out on-the
Union Paci?c'Railroad, officials put ou a,
good ?ffir^lfS^^ one
of the dWwion- > ?rjaiT%M'tt^oWI # the
most airy roosters that rfa' known at the
West. Ho is, noted chioflyw fo*^ two
things, his overbearing disposition and
hia cuoriuous firH. One day he was
standing near a turn- mit ^?ore iotne
meVwcre at W6rlr, when Jimro^^Uffy,
an Iristrwig, irec&%i4><^"tii?*>#asi,
approached him and .the- following dia
logue took place: . .
"Can ye give me the titse^Mr.
Shrcve?" \ ? :*i
"Thd'Huty ?$)V ifnyt?t?^ckll" '
exclain^d^hfeYerviewit.g IHiinf^rn
fuily. "What business have you to oak
qucs^ious of ypur superior '{" ;?
"I beg your pardon, sir," eaid. Jjmmy,
but seeing your worship, wore a watch,
aud'wishiug to know the tuno I thought
it no harrum to ii^ulfifc* *?
- Shrove was ^dlKfied - fcy Jimniey's
flattery , add drew, out? .hi?"*tatdbjmni to
the astonishment of all present, who^had
oxpectcd./tO.^ PolJjLj^POtit>gd down for
his teme>Hy, WWitfito jjitfffcrroganb
that it wanted two minutes oi twelve
o'clock.
"Thank you, sir," said Duffy; addjog
vi
hi$
S breve,
table, I will move around your hiwfS zo
yo can go to dinner."
, . At lost aoqouota Jimmy was out *f a
situation, aud wa3 on the lookout for
some oue who would lend him sufficient
money to "get across the ft^\ ?n
Tl6uto for homo.
lit Hiust Nkwsoaver.?An in
genious physician of Puris?Rcnaudot
by name?more than two hundred years
ago, hit upon a good idea for "cutting
out" his tuoni learned brethren, which,
he was not long*in putting into execu
tio^fcp hie owii no :
the great chugriu of his- brother profes
sionals. JI is plau was an extremely sim
ple one, for he obtained bis popularity
by the very iuooccnt expedient of col
lecting information, and then circula
ting uows sheets among his patients, for
their especial delectation and amusement.
But iuaamueh as the seasons wera uot
always sickly, and ho found ; he had
pleuty of time on his bauds, he was en
couraged by his success to devote his
utteutiou more exclusively to the busi
ness journalism, by providing the pub
lic at large with uews; and nccordiogfy,
iu 1031, be succeeded in obtaiuing for
hiue elf and family tlu privilege.of^fc
lishing a newspapjj; .o^llod^ljps. Gazette
,(c Franc*. Such, ut least, is the ac
count of the origin of "newspapers given
by De Saint Foix.
- in? .?.as? If ? '
Sin?ui,ab Oase?The. Pottstewn
Pu.) Ijtdijn relates a singular" case of
the death of a boy, twelvo years of ago,
uamed Charles Hartranft, a sou of Wm.
Hartranft, of Pine Iron "Works. The
boy had been going without, his shoes
for some time, and when ho put thew oil
again, on tho 14th of July, he said they
pinched him, and then cotnplapfrtMV ttf
severe paiu iu one of his great toes. On,
examination, nothing, except a small
blister, could be socu to cause tho pain;
but it was thought b^sfc^'feiiii!^
which was done for days, vfhkn it broke
opeu in three places. This, however.
1... ...... ?-.iUhii.titi, IU JUCt, IIIS .Vuifofr
?ings increased, and his foot und log com
menced swelling, extending, finally, to
the body. Three physicians were called
in, but nothing could be done to cheek
his di<eu5'j or save tbo lad's iifo. Ho
lingered iu great agony until .Tuesday;
when dc..;h iutervencd.
Not long since an elderly lady c-utcr
ed a railway cur and disturbed tho pas
sengers a good deal With complaints
about a 'V<\ioat.dreadful - rhenmatta" tb*??
she Mas troubled with. A gontlema?
j.?<?>. ut, who had himself been a severs
suffcrev from the tame complaint, said
to her: "Did you ever try electricity,
madam? Itrh.ii', and in the bourse
of a short time It cured rue." "Kloo,
tiioiiyi" oxolaimed the old lady, "yes,
1 have tried it to my satisfaction. /
iru? utrvclr by UijhtuiuQ a year ago, but
it didn't do mo :i single morsel of good,
"You haw a considerable fatting
population in this villago, haven't ymt V*
asked a stranger of ono of tho citistina
of a village on tho Mississippi, "*Wcll,
yes, rather," was tho reply; "aboqt half
the year the water ia up to the second
Story window."