The Orangeburg news. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, January 07, 1871, Image 1

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THE OEAJSftEiBCfEG NEWS pvnrJsnf!? at Urfcry Saturday, Mofliitigf? riY tht: ??fijMfflt?JEWS C?Jl#i?Y ?:<>:?*?" . ? ? > * of subscription. J*?y for ?uc yw... $2.00 Six Months.-...'. 1.00 , aendiug TEN DOLL A KS, for a CUb of New Subscriber*, Will receive an EXTRA copy fov one YEAR, fro* of : -Any one send!** FIVE DOLLARS, Vor m. ?jCtub of NcW Subscribers, will r*coivef ?anTSXTRA COPY foYoIX MONTH8; frse of ?karg*.' ?:o:? RATkS OF ADVERTISING". - 1 gqnara. let taserilc'n.. Si.r-0 2<5 " . 'l.OO A Square consists ot-41) ItH^* Brevier or *n* ino* of Advertising Space. AJmim?tr?l*i"* ?otice?,..$5 00 Notices of Dismissal of OuardWus, Ad minieiin.lb??: fiiShutbr?, &?.$9 00 Contract Advertia ::.cnt? inserted Upon the inost Ubolal 'terms; , MARRIAGE and FUNERAL NOTICES, fiat ?x-:*ediag on* ?quaVe, IrlseRcd ?it&??t ?Uir je. . ?;o:_ jpar TernwCdrih in Advance. KNOWLTON BULL ATTORNEYS AN D COUNSPLUHlS ORAN(JERVRU, S. C. AUGUSTUS B. KNOWLTON,"^ CHARLES S. RULL Kr/Khowlion will be at Lewisvillo EVERY SATURDAY, and at Fort Motte on the 2d und 4th FRIDAYS of every month. : july 28 if COOK IE & G??Kte, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, o li a .v a k ?, u n a, s. c. Will ?Mond to BUSINESS in any of *h*?TATi; ant the U. S, COURTS for the Dill riot oT South Carolin?. T. H. C?OKE. H. P. COOKK. T. IJT. COOK?, Trial Jn*l??:c, ?Minutcd to his ear*. ja?* 20 tf 6eabr??k, browning; AMD ATTORNEYS AT LAW, ^RA.\<2ERIiR(j C? 0., So. Cm X. *. *f abrook, Jpj , Acting Solicitor lit Cireuil. Malcolm i. browning. j. felder meyeps, Trial Justice. Ma/ 14 1y ITm. wannamaber; ATTORNEY AT LAW, tl AI O?A^IJBBURO, oa Mondays, Pi 'aay I and Sat til-day a. At tfiWUYlLLE *n the other days of the U Week. fcfcn_*r_ W. L. W. RILEY TRIAL JUSTICE, Residence in Fork of Edisto, ALL BUSINESS ENTRUSTED will be promptly and carefully attended to. july 2i 1 j NOTICE. The Subscriber respectfully informs the CITIZENS of Orsngeburg County that he has on band and for sale, all the CHOICE VARIETIES of QRAPES, FRA*e from rot. Also the beat Collection of Choice PEACH. ?8, APPLE, PEAR, ROSE trees and BVERQRBHNS Address A. JOtJRDAN, Poplar Club, nepi 10?tf St. Matthews, 8 C. M. ALflREOHT, boot and SHOE MAKER, ;0RA1KQEBVR04 8. C,. T>ESPECTFULLY informs the citi Jrv ztns of Orangoburg nhd "Vicinity that hshi= ops.n*d ??t blu NKW store hh Ilm. sell Street, between Messrs. Brlggmtttlh & Oo. and McNnmarii &. Joric?, with n complete Stick of leather, ko., and that he has .nift alent Workmen to fill all Ordne tnvitai ?d jo him. Thanking the Public for past patronage, respectfully solicits a continuance of the same TERMS CASH. fob 5 oet 23 tf BOOT AND SHOEMAKER, MoVBD TO Squirt Ellis' Old Office, ORANGE*?VUG, H. C. . i.- gWSjSfcSSfl to do all work in Iht Above line as neat and oheaper than any other man. Pleas* give me a (rial. All work warranted to give satisfaction. frank mrllett. nov 12 3m riminiftlrutor's Noiicc.?All persons having CLAIMS against the J?TATK of Benjamin Golsoo, df M, must hand them, properly vouched, to Judge ef j IMrebat* in or beforo tho 25tb day of Febru ary nc*t, *r payment will be debarrod. SAMUEL OOLSON, dc?2<?td Adutiaittrator. The Other Side of the Picture. BT AHO? CAST. They may ?*lk of old*age And Us pl*?*urc"a who plenso, Of the ro?y-ch<tekcd lad on The f rartdfather'S knees ; Of the granddaughter, too, With her soft golden hair Hinging otor.the back of ' I?B great easy-ehair; {But 1 don't quite relish My time of the day, Silting hero in my night-cap Rheumatic and gray ! My grandson is surely A. nice little elf, But then I would rather He bey for myself I And I lovo my granddaughloj^ Stt swoct dud :<b shy, . But I'd i-Mtlier have gold bair Than g*ay, wouldn't IT 1 can't m?kelt ?eero any way But jui^ueer; That I skoulcLhavo taken on Year after yom. ,lfcfil my broad shoulders Bent under tho strain, And I bad to prop up my Ww^t legs with n cane I Arid take to Soft crusts, And meal gruel and milk; And go in a jacket Of wool, not of silk, And carefully garter ? 5 ly ffeecy-linad hof??; Arid kbeti B ?harp eye" to* Tile end df my nose! When I.think of the time M't> wore mkrrlcd; my denV'i It seema to me somcthing That happened last year, An<l 1 fairly dii>tn?st both My Bona?; and my eight} Vilirn I lo8k up and see That \ uuv haaS Id ?o white! And tpile esauranoe, 1 can't think it's trUfl That I Hliould be % and That you shtouhl lie you ! 'Tit Imiu to receive it* And make il sm^iu The u uy that ws r.rc ; But rather as if an EsceptibH ?holiid Ue Made out ami extended To you and to n?<S Ah if we had come t? , The closa ef the day Without cTcr iiaVing KHd Open, fair play ! I know I am wrong here, But when all is done. The shadow will not bo sa sweet As the sun. So, let the otd people Talk fine as they please About lives lived OTer In holiday ?aae ; I say, what is case worth, Laid up high and dry, With a great gouty toe And a rheum in the eye? And think, if 'twera all iW*\ the iatne to the sholvaa, The old fulls Would rather Stand up for theaseltel! Arid rufl in the race with THb sturdy icg^ed Hoys, And share with the gay girls Their frollbstirtie joys; And, bravely denatif Of all gouty pairld. Tear off the red fiannele AHcigbUrh tip the canes I Arid put on the shining* AHd beautiful gear, And cease to look querul?us Crooked and quoer. But I, after all, am not So set at strife With the wonderful order And wisdom of life, As dare, if I might, *o *>?rh TTp and tarn back The looks*thin and gray, To tho aide, thick and black; Or boldly to take the Responsible part Of saying, If life were To live from the atari, I'd render up cleanor Account of my trust, Or deal with my neighbor More honest and just. 3o let tie, my darling, QiTc praise to His.name. Who bas kept us from tlippiag In pitfalls of shane ; And, Wrapt from the chill Of the ruitgU wintsf weather, Oo down the Ute hill As we came up. together 1 And wnen wen > ?>>jigor Can brave th' rough ?'.orroV, Jtiit sleep in thu shc.tcr Of each other's arms. A Pufisfaii lady recaotly railed < . ) ? : milliner to fenquiro into thu oliuracter of titrviiia Ttfc morality of the latter was bcy-md (jweitioiiii^. ? I in" is sh ? hones?? fttied* ttft htdy, am nut so ccrialu ot that," rofi od thu milliner j. ' I have sent her tu JTo? With my bill 1 ubout a dosen times, aud aho rievcr yet has gieeo me the money." JA/DK HIUGENS, AND H?W H? ?Attk .TO BE MARRItt), It may be funny, but Fvo done iy^^ I've got ?*y"rib ?ad a baby. Shadows MR parted?oyster stews.' brandy cocktnifs, cigar boxes, bdot-baoks, ?baooinding >hirt-button?,j whist . apd 4smijohn. Shadows pVestht?hoopskirta, band box es, rikoriS} garter*, loug ?tockiug?,? juvu tiHe dresses, tin .^tr limpets, little willow ebairs. cradles,, bibs, adgar-ttnta, pare goric, ir.ve-syriip, rhubarb, 'o^Ba, Sulla, s<juille, ;od doctor's bilje. I'll tell yoit how I got eaugbt. 1 was^aKvaya. the darndest, moslHiea-eustnrd bashful fellow you ever did see; it was kinder in tny Hoc to bo taken with ibg/ shakes every time I saw a pretty^gal approaching mo, | and: I'd cross the Htreot any time rather ' than faconne; twS!?u't because. I didn't like tho critters, for if I was "fctmind the fence lor king througir^a knothdlo I could hot look long--p6?g#--Weli. my sister ? hit gav*o.a;pi*j>Ty onft ni'jbt. ajnd Tatar led array f$P>ji) home Kceao^e T #ok too ?b?sbfui "to face the musical "hung (tnVuod whistling '-'did Da; Rocker," dancing to keep my feet warm, watching tho hcaj|a bobhiryup and down bchincF tho wiud> w enrtaim, and wishing tho thun dering party would break up so I could iret to my room.?I smoked up a bunch of cigars, and it was getting lato and mighty ?incnuft^frtab.le. so T concluded to shirj^up the door.., post. Sp> :a?6hcr said thsn dotic, and I soon Jound myself snug in bed. ' Now/' pays T, "j^t, h?r rip ! Dance rill your wind givet? out." A$d cuddling down M?der the qittlfa, ? Morpheus grab bed nur' * Taty ? ..; oi >'\ si .--dl crabs* and r.tcweo ti ipu. and having u good time, ! when somebody knocked 'it my doo> und [wok* tub Up '? 1<a 1? again." I .daid low. ' Rap. rap rap!" Jhen I heard whispering, and t k iow there was u t Jack, arc you there?" '.'Yea,'" said I. Ihon eaattj a roar of laughter. ??J t l us in," *jid she. ,!I won't," said I. "Can't yon let n fellow kVoce ?" -'Are you 0 bed V1 Eaid she. l'I am," say* I Then come another laugh. By thunder ! 1 began to got riled "Get out, you pctticonted scarecrows," cried I "Han't you jet a beau without hauling a fellow out of bod/ I won't so you may all clear out. Ar.d throwing a boot 111 the door. I felt better. Hut presently I heard a ?till small voice, very thlicn like lister Lib's, and it said : "Jack! you'll have to get up, for all the girl's things are there." 'Oh, mercy ! what it.plckle 1 think of me. in bod, all covered with n.tills, ahuwl, bonnets and cloaks, and twenty girls outside tho door waiting to get in ! If 1 had stooped to /hink, I should have pancaked ua the spot: Ad it waa, 1 rolled out among tho botinot waru and ribbons in a hurry. I had to dress in tho dark?for there was a crack in the door, and girls will peep?-atrd the way I fumbled about was on straw bats. I opened the door and found tnysjlf right rmong the women. "Oh, my leghorn !" cried one. "My de.ar, .'ai ling winter velvet V4 cried an* ??her, ?nd they pitched in?they pulled me this way and that, boxed my ears, and one bright eyed little piece?Sal waa her rtamc?p?t her arm? around my neek und kissed mo right ou the Hps.? Human nature could not stand lliut, and 1 gave her as good as shu sent. It whs tun first time 1 ever got. the taste, and it was powerlul good. I believe 1 could have kissed that gal from Julius Cmsor to the Fourth of July. ??Jack," said she, "wo aro sorry to disturb you, but wont you t>cc me home!'" "Yes 1 will," satd I. 1 did do it and hud another smack at tho Kate Attei ?u.it, {c >. took a kinder turtle dote 'Miaffikering .'tier each other, both pi us > gii g like a bairel of hew eider when ?e wee away iroui each other. 'Twus a( tho close of a glotious stim me! day, the sun was setlit/g behiud a distant ben u>.?st. null irogs Wero Aui indu ing theil evening uongs. nnd pol lywogs in their native mud puddle were preparing toetn.selves lor the shudos of night, and Sol' und myself sat upon a utitjuated back-log listening to the music of nature, such as treetoads, roosters and gr?tstiiig p'-gs, ??d So-!? and thirf the muaic ofSpSfiEjras waited to our ei by the -+jkfii taLipvaniiioi ? the muH?$-T*|fa?ftV^ with the d^icious odort^hottfao*. ??Uli pig atya.fe?Jferi^--** pf thol setting suq, glancingJ?PR^vj[ of a solitary lr?tW??l^?WM?* **'T1i'w lcoot hole ffi a liog-peo?^iff iq^ll*a i?< dying hrir.hiiirw'l?B^V^f'N^^] showing off my threadbare coat to n bad adviintnce.'l Ontnof my>ir*r*mr*vnw;aTQ&nd Sal's waistjttiy band rwMSag on the small' of her batk ; she was toying with my tubura loqft* .0$, jet b^k^buo*w*S"**\ almost <:<me and I was: almost ditto.?She looked liko r grasshopper dying with tht> hiccups, aud I felt tike a mud turtle ciioJtfc'uwhn a o.nlrVh t?alL " ^ : "Sal," 1$* l,.in a voice a? m-awt*.!** tho uotca it dy ipgi e?fftiU rwill yeuj have mo V Shu rui*jd hev eyes heiiveuwurd, an? clasped mi by tho baud, fiad in attack OF the biffes att?! b'i.ul sluggers, arid with a sigh that drew her shoe-strings to hor p-il 'ic, said, ??XifcJ-V i *v..*i ;?v She gute clean put then squaM<?i4* snf iap. 1 hugged her Uli I broke my auspeudcijy mid her breath smelt of on-* ionB she had eaten two weeks betoro. Well, to make a long ?tory short, sho Bet the Gay, nnd we practiced for four weeks, every night, how wo would enter tho room.to be married, nil we got. so we could walk aft gracefully as a eonple of Muscovy iTudks The bight, the compa ny and tili mi trister cjj'tnrt, the signal wrus givou. r.nd arm in nrra wc Went thr?tlgTl the hall, i We were ju-jt entering tho parlor d<;>;r, when, down J went kerslap on the niloioth, pulling Bal alter rue. Some bui*e ?eltow had dropped a banana ekiu on h> Ho ??!? and it floored inc. It split an ciifful'lfblei itr my cnsiniers, right under my dre^b coat tail.?Tt waB too ljtc to Lack out, bo nlapplug my haud over it, ve muri hed in, wero spliced nnd took "n ? ut. 1 watched the kissing the bride operation. My groomsman was , OVht, and lie kissed hvr till I jumped up i f-.> f-.k, . J!-jwhen, oh h<?rrrtrsj a little Six year old itup had erawled behind rne and pull I inv shirt through the hole in my pants, and {tinned it to the chilli', so that wlion 1 jumped up I displaced to tho astonished multitude u trifle more muslin than was plcaHuut. The women gigied, the tuon roared, and 1 got mnd, but was finally put to bed and thero my troubles ended. Good night. The Local Paper. It is n nice thing to have a newspaper published in a town It is -handy" us u medium fur various announcements of in ioFesr. Id ilie geiifcral public? It is pleas ant as a means of heralding to the world the happy fact that you are married, or the more joyful event that au heir is born to the house of Smith or Brown ; uud it is do lesd an agreeable reflection, albeit the event is not longed for, that your demise will be duly chronicled in the local paper and perhaps your many virtues set 1'ortlt IWr tttti ndmlralirjn and e??r?plo of those uot yet translated. Ali very line, this thing*' of a local paper. Hut do you ever think that it is a little like the air you breathe?not apprccia preciated unless you happen to be sud' denly deprived of it?^-arld for that reason no thought is taken as to how the sup ply is kept up. It costs money to print a paper, as well as to do any th-iig else, type and presses, and p iper aud ink, and Workmen, etc., ail have lu be paid lor, j and somebody's got to do it. Do you ; take the paper and pay lor it prompt ly ? ^ '?No. I?well, you see neighbor, done? takes it, und 1 enn borrow from luul" . ? J usi bo I spbngC your way. Ol all tho people in tho world, those human sponges are tbo moat contemptible. Jlut perhaps the answer is, "I take the Cincinnati paper, aud a religious and ? well, really, you know I take so uiuuy pjlper.*. JJeside5, I get ho much more fuadiug in tho Cincinnati paper." Yes?but do you ever think that the sisu "I the town and ita vicinity, have Olu< ii io do with the vise aud value ol the paper? My dear sir ! no one ihiug so eupples and di&couragcs the local pa pur, as these people who art so misara Ibly poor that they can't pay $2.00 a year tor tho local paper, whil? thoy take two or three foreign papers?that bate bo interest in common with ibetn, in which they don't.-- ? tho name of their town printed o-uco iu five years, aud in wh.:,>h if they did the fact would not beau nonnced without first being paid for it. Komo people have finn ho*f*ai. or stores. or far .,'.8, bet thoy are too poor to pay 83 or $10 a ye*$'*jj#^vito tho people to buy of them. Tht pepcr in ft good thing. Yes, It Ik expected tho ?d it or will siog jLka praises of their towi?,lo*ftftnd lotrfv A*d^rj out tp all people to come Aero and boy, and sell aud make fat the pock ets of the business men thereof. But Who buys the materials for the printing office, the bread and meat, and shoes aud stockings, eto, for printer's wife and ba $rfcee* ^ui]o hp is thus spending bis ttmo j^^.CWU-gj in aid of the commou good. j^gft'h tell yoa a word. Some busi ness men hdvortise liberally, and pay for ?ft?~!raVt ^mftti thore tukes and pays for tho paper, and his better off neighbor borrows and reads it before it in cold from the carrier's hand, or the man who pays for it bus. read a line. This a repeated in all .part* of tbo town and ct'rrouudicg county, uud the *prjn*';r gathers a meagre support here und thore, us be best can. Aud there are many uien even counting themselves wealthy and influential cltiseos, who do not and never bate aided one peuny toward the suppjrt of a local pape& Yet the home paper 1$ all the time aiding thorn?and they expect it, too^in thafc it advocates the interest of the;%own; and encourages its prosperity. It is all vary proper and right that tho home paper should lca--e nothing unsaid that may benefit the community iii which it Is printed, in setting forth its advan tages, etc., but it is uo less right that the community should sse to it that ihe printer receives a liberal reward for his luborjjulasteed of pleading various ex* euses why they aro uuablc to become subscriber^ t?r. advertisers', or trying to screw down thSi prin'or'u charge* below a living rate, when they get a little printing done, every business man in the town ought to be ?illi?g to pay a liberal price for advertising hi* burinesa.or call ing ; and not only take the paper himself but use bis influence io induce his friends add edstouiora to become sub H^*?' Vi"r ^tfiilstiffro wishes his towu to prosper, that he may prosper with it, should jealously foster aud support the home paper as a great lever to be used for that purpose. If the paper bus a good support, no fear but the printer will do his share with in terest in pushing forward tho town nod tho business of its people; show him that bis labors are appreciated, and you will be surprised at the impetus and vigor of your eucouragement will give to tho columns of the paper. As' you relieve his mind from the cares of "mak ing both eade meet" financially, he will have more time to bestow on his paper of which every citizen may feel proud, no matter wiicre he picks it up. Suppose you give the hints thrown out in this at tide a little earnest consideration and sec how the matter stands. Perhaps the home paper is not all you eeuld wish to have it. Try tho effect of a little prac tical support, and you may be astonished ut tbo result: How ttie Train froni hotter IUU CHiue In on Time. ltY Harry wir.n. Mr. 3 rh Ubers looked east. i'hc train from 'Tater Ilill tVaa almost clue, but as Mr. Smithors looked he only saw the line of the track stretching off in toward tho canon on the down grade, and com ing dp passing him with its two lines of rails, until liaifa mill! b?yi nd It la?nehad into two tracks, one heeding off up into tho mountains to tho "lumber section," where were cut the cfb'ss-tle? for tile road, and tho other, the old tract on the tip grade, disappearing with its two lines ol converging rails, in the far distance. "W'a'ul," tnid Smithcrs, "she's a-cotu iug on this?-her who 1 haven't seen for 'most a year?aud the babby, who I aint seen at all. I wonder does it look much like her !" Mr. Smithcrs was not a handsome man, neither a courtly, ns bo stood on the track,'looking-for the coming train; but with his old felt hat, his sutiburnt face, and bis rusty looking old rifle, and what the Coming train was bringing him, bo was more than those can ever give bo was happy. "Wa'al," seid Smithois again, after ft while, "all's ready." lie turned and looked. Stretching out before him was his "dlggiris"?Smithera* Crossing," as it was called. A neat oottage among iuu i'ocki, with some trees, ft few rough attempts at ornamoutal ehubbery, and a hrge field of corf). Iu the far distance the peak of efttnk mountain, looking ba^ Woxj r', a etrcam ran brawling aud foain thrdugt th?-^ ?f-Tatc*Jiill oan on, making mutio trith Iba song* ?: the birds ana the gentle signing of the a?. torna brio**, *nd b> rfei* ^?|ke?' Crossing," long got ready in as of "her" and the "babby." -That tbar train from ?T?ter Hi!! must be iao?gUty near on time." and Mr. Smithors looked east. Nothing E&t?&] long line of track disappearing behind the bills in tho canon. Aal"?Jfjd Sm ithers lonkAd ??tt mountains he saw a wreath of amoke, which be knew wfcs the moniing'sup lumber train coining beck, and bo watched it as it rapidly came niorfc in view. Mr. Smithcre, as he leaked; t^csglii (one can see very far in those clear, mountainous regions) he saw sometbiug Unusual about tho train, and, as it came nearer in view, bo. saw thai the long lino of cars loaded with lumber had be come detached in some manner from the j locomotive, and were rushing with all the speed-their momentum could give on tho down grade. Bounding from side to t-ido, the immense cars, loaded with lum ber, eomelinics' almost seemed- to leap -from the track, followed by tho i?toni?vc at full speed. -feft?^I Suddenly Mr. Smithors turned whiii;: "Tbi train from 'Tartar Hill is due on time, and they will run icto each other, and hor and tho baby are on tho train." Mr. Smiluera Was a man of action,.MR words. About a mile on, where tho two tracks mot, was a brake to the turn the cars ffdn pae track to ihe other, and Mr. Smithors knew triat if he eouid get there in time be could stop the train and save "her" and tho "baby." So he sfartcd at full speed, never pausing or heeding, even when ho heard the passenger train from 'Tarter Hill blow its, "whistle to land her nop the baby," thought Smythers, as he arniw breathless at the brake. . This ha ssiaeu j with bot. and beid with nil hi* Btrength, but he found he could do noth ing except by standing on the track, right in front of tho descending train which came thundering on. fir. Smith eis could see the men, with, blanched facer, waving their hands to him on the track, and throwing off thn rails to lighten the cars. Mr. Smithors looked cast and saw tho train froth ;TKr ter Hill coming round the curve "for her and tho baby." The ground trembled?there came a flash ?a roar?a bright light, with a sudden darkness, and an inanimate mass hurled from the track, aud the cars rau off into the switch and stopped, as the train from "later Hill came in safe on time. * #* * * * * Mr. Lmitber seemed to himself to be asleep, and to hear, as we sometimes' do in our thoughts of odr far-off cflildrfb'od,' long dead, voices os of people talking vague aud indistinct as in a dream?and He tlwotc. "Is she and the baby safe : God bless them!" Ho felt a pressuro of a soft hand in his, and then hot tears '?.Jennie, is that you? God bless you !'? "I heard a man ores say is cur sec. tion?be waa a preacher?that 'God loved little children.' " "Was it true ?" "Tel, Ic'tS.*' "Well, he will take oaro of yoa both, then?lst's^?let's? see the baby." Mr. Sciithbrt saw a large pair of eu rioua biuo syca look wondonngly into his, a. chubby little face and fair hair. "So iifee her,*' said Sntithers. "Jean nie, if that preacher man said true, he must take ear* of you both." "Hold my hands, darliug?are you there ? I can't sec you ! I might have lived, but you see the train from 'Tater Hill came in too near on time. Kiss me, you and the baby." And so the traiti for the other world having arrived before time, Mr. Smith ?rs took the through ticket on it. Pointed Puzzle.?Hero is some thing worth studying. If any of onr readers can solvo it and sco tho point, they are at perfect liberty to do so; I FY ?UO tVEFO RYOUK PAPE RPA YU P The Kobe de Jo>h^'SS|wfe *?nMid that a change c? scone might briag a Oliair*e ? f luck. So b* *??Htts*e-I tw ?tor he bad hluwsfrdned ?al ft* *eTi possible and taken home, that he had to MUwftukee Tor a da? or , so cu jess, Mrs. Joshua cooseotod nobly . ?!illja$^;a eatahe. ot clothes, "hiss to be Bare and ?** &rget hi* W*ea lie e*n*e back, a* H wan one of a half ^* cffi fcwia^tWL ?nffla4*?4??*?**?-? One* win- dt ehe had made, him in the early days their affectica?thoy bad now be* married two months?adding ehe dU not went the ?et sf ailed.' Joel) promised, swearing that hm would ratbej Us His h;M hls B.*#.i^-' II o took the train foT Milwaukee, stopped at the Peeking***. Tlouse. . met some hie old ehnms, who got a game of draw poker for him?the 01 innocent amusement there is in M: waukee?spent a very pleasant cveuu went to bed decorously, as lie tell* aud came back ae/st morning. - The first thing which Mrs. Josl did, aaer the affectionate greeting, to tako. Joshua'* satchel ?nd pu* clothe* away* "There ' ' she exclaimed, Ml kaei \70uicl be just that way." What's the l??tter ?" "Why, you've loR your ntght , . said to you about it." f?5 that* s so yon what Ii! do, aay Bat rili dear. I'll graph to tho clerk, who is an old fr I^PpHne, and heil send it right dowi express. lic il find it under thejSJ my bed, where the chambermaid Mb tb pul it. I'll t?ttb '.: , once." Josh ua was us good aa bi?*word, j the clerk faithful to hi* old fri Joshua got tho package, from t press office, carried it Up to the without opening it, and threw U b< f his wife" cxultiugly. "There, I told you thoy w . back on me up there. There's tt uight-shirt, safe aq* sound." H "6, I'm so glacf," exclaimed Mr Joshua, and she was In earnest. She proceeded to open the bundle jo, ' fully. She did open it, and found - woman's night-gown ! It is charitable to draw the curtain tlie aceno that followed. Joshua swea that "them cusses wjijfa playing a infernal joke Oti I'lfej" out lie has n yet succeeded in co'ti^rltiJg hi* wife the theory. It is im possible to forete what the result will be. Govmrnor Scott ENDottaau.?Tin Hon. A. P. Aldrich having addressed some inquiries to an Ohio Democrat, ii regard to Gov. Scott, he* Meeived th following reply: '^?pOLtoM, Onto. DejjwaUwt 12, 1870? "A. P. Au>aicu?DftAft Sir : Youi line to mo of 2d instant has been recoil ed. In reply, I have to say that I han been intimately acquainted with Gj Scott for over t w e ? t y years, m having all that time boen a c\\ sen of our town and County, and have, all that thus, and do How., <?::?? wilt him in polities; yet 1 mu.;' say Cbi the statement &'*de by Dot \YiV.s, his printed statement you Ser.t me. ij substantially correct. Got: fcrott is high-toned, honorable gtio'tiemau: is man of truth and integrity; aud be if withal, ? **r~ i-;s-4-h?ss*o? scan; and i you shall have any business with him you. will find him sll I have stated Tha I is the way he is estimated here by ua Democrats. "I wish you and other Democrats o Sonth Carolina could aee and make th acquaintance of Gov. $cb'u- I am sali fied you wo?la feel differently tower' him from what you do now. Very trut^, yours, JAM KS O ItALY." In communicating this letter to th Barnwoll Sentinel for publication, Ju< Aldrich remarks: "As I certainly would have published Mr. Ilsly's resnoTtfe* Wad ^t been unfa voreble to Got. Sce-'tl it is but simpl Tustice to give him this benefit, of th very complimentary notice " A company of ladies hauled a hool< and ladder truck to ft fire recently, i Iowa, aud excited the eevy of the mal firemen by their heroic efforts "to extin guish the flames. At ft recetil faau1?'a'?D% ball in N York, a m'ld-mannered ni^u approashc ail elaborately dressed lady, anri f'aid "Will you please tsdl ass what you ha An ? A fashio-? ?opor**t v..dl; te -uc-.