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kALCOLM I. BROWNING.
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NOTICE.
The Subscriber respectfully informs the
CITTERNS of Orangcburg County that he
ass on hand and for sale, all tbtf CHOICE
VARIETIES of GRAPES, FEA'E ft?tb ROT.
Also tho best Collection of Choice PEACH
18, APPLE, PEAR, ROSE TREES nnd
EVERGREENS Address
A. JOURDAN, Poplar Club, -
Mpt 10?tf St.'Matthews, 8 C.
Ma A.LBREC3EIT,
ROOT AND SHOE MAKER,
IQStAXGnttVBG, B. ?,.
jfj RSPECT FULLY INFORMS THE CITI
11, sens of Ornllgoburg and V>oinity that
he has opened at Iiis NEW STORE on Rus
Sell Street, betttcbtl M< ?srs. llriggmapn &
Co. and MeNnmaru ft (tones, with a complete
Stock of LBATHEH? he, and tbat he haa
sufficient WoPrfmbtt tit fill all Ordeir nmui
6d to him.
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FRANK MELLETT,
BOOT AN? SHOEMAKKlt,
WOVBD TO
figure Elite' Old Offi
ORAXCtfiBfJStG,' ?4 C.
U pffpated to'dViflt f-offc Itf flit Above
line as neat and eheaiVe?'fWff anV other mau.
Please give me a" trW!: /ft V(Mt ^strrantcd
to five satisfaction.
FRANfc*!?tLETT.
nov 12 Bra
NOTICES.
THE GREAT PICTORIAL ANNUAL.?
Hosteller's United Statea Almanac for 1871,
distribution, gratis, throughout ?II the United
States, nnd ?11 civilized countries ofthe Wes
tern Hemisphere, will be pulitirhcd about
ttio Iii-:-t of January, nnd all who ,wish to
understand the true philosophy of health
shouM read and ponder the valuable sugges
tiotiB it contains. In addition ?0 tin aeiniir
aVi*i medical treatise on the causes, preven
tion atld cure of a grcnt variety of diseases,
it embraces a Inrge amount of information
interesting to the merchant, the mechanic,
tlto miner, the former, the planter, and pro
fessionnl men: ?tiei t!ie calculations have been
made for such meridians nnd latitudes as are
most suitable for n correct and comprehen
sive NxyIoxai r.\tnxi>An.
Tho nature, uses, nnd extraordinay .-sani
tary bffect-s of llostclter's Stomach* llitiers,
the staple tonic and alterative of more than
half the Christinn world, aro fully set forth
in lie pages, which are also interspersed with
pictorial illustrations, valuable reciprR for
the household and farm, humorousanccdoles,
and other instructive and amusing reading
matter, original and selected. Among the
Annuals to nppea.f with the opening of the
year, this will be one iif the most useful, nnd
man be had for the atkiag. Tho proprietor.*.
Messrs Hbatettcr & Smith, op receipt cf n
two cent stamp, will forward a copy by mail
to any person who cannot procure one in his
neighborhood. Tbc Hitters arc sold in every
cily, lown nnd village, and arc extensively
used throughout the-entire civilMed world.
Pain is supposed to be the lot of ua poor
mortals, as inevitable na death itself and lia
ble at any time to come upon ns. Therefore
it is imperiant thnt remedial agent? should
be at hand to bo raised on an emergency,
when the set?inal principle lougi'tl lb' ilie
system shall develop itself, und w;c feel the
excruciating og nies of pain, or tho depress
ing intie.eucc of disease. Such r remedial
agent K11.1.1 k. \.?u?e !
has made "he circuit of the globe. Amid the
eternal ices of the polar regions or beneath
the intolerable and burning suu of the trop
ics i's yiftliil are known and appreciated:
Under all latitudes, from the one extreme to
the other,!suffering humtinityha-' found re
lief from many of Its ilia by its use. The
wide and broad area which this v cdiciuo has
spread, attest* itt> value and potency. From
a small beginning, the Pain Killer lins push
ed grndually along, making l:u own highway,
solely by its virtue's:
Such unexamplel! sttrccss .tad popularity
has brought others ihlU tho field, who have
attempted, under similarity of name, to usurp
the confidence of the people and turn it to*
their own selfishness nnd dishonesty, but
their efforts have proved fruitless, while the
Pain Killer is still growing in public favor:
HOW TO MAKE HOME ATTRACTIVE.?
Don't have your stairs without banisters, at
the risk of breaking your ceildrcu's necks.
DtJti'l havo wooden ceilings, that require a
coid of light wood to illuminate the room.
Don't have windows witltoul glass, Co* ttlat
whenever it rains you must shut, out the
light of heaven. Don't have sashes without
biinds, co that the summer sun will daxzlc
your eyes, wrap your furniture and fade
your carpet. Hut order all the necessary
matcrialsfor finishing your house in comfort
able style from P. P Teal*, Charleston, S.
C, the largest manufacturer of stich things
in the Southern States.
METALIC CASES.
? HE I'NDP.RSIONED 'HAS ON HAND
ali ot tho various Sizes <ff the above Cases,
which can bo furnished Immediately on ap
plication.
Also manufactures WOOD COFFINS as
UBiml, and at tho shortest notice.
Apply' to U, KIOO.K,
mat- S?Gin Carriage Manufacturer.
N?tice
State of South Carolina.
OltAN'GKBUUG COUNTY.
In rut Common I'lkas.
John C. Piko, Trastee, &0? )
vs.- I
John MoMicnnrl, et. al. J
Hy order of Court in this ease, Hie creel i
lors of John Mo'diohael are required lp
present and prove their demands before me,
within three month:. fron this dntoi
OEO. BObtjpb,
November 4, 1870 Ksl'eroe.
Nov. 6 8m
REEDER & DAVIS,
COTTON FACTORS
a>?
GciHTftl Corn mission Mtrcliants,
Affffer't' Wharf,
<"llAKIiHSTON, 8. C.
OrfvfsV.i Rkrdbr. ZtMMan>tAX Davis.
cpt'15 Otn
OFFICIAL.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
STATE TREASURY OFFICE,
Columbia, S. C, December 1, 1870.
THE ROOKS of ?1ie Treasury Office for
lite Transfer and Conversion of STOCKS
and BOND3 *!??))..be closed on and after tbo
ul?th instant tin*il tlie 1st proximo, for con
veiencc in preparing statenicut of interest
due to January 1, JX71.
NILES 0. TARKER.
Treasurer Stato S. C.
deb 3 0
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
State TnsAaor.T Orrics,
Colpmbia. S C,"December 1, 1870.
THE INTEREST filling due on the
Coupon Ihjnds ff the State of South
Carolina to tlio ist ?f January, lbTl, will he
paid IN* 6'OLD on and after that date at the
office of II. H. Kimpton, Financial Agent of )
tiie State, No. H, Nassau Street, New York,
and at this office.
The interest falling due on the Registered
Stock of the State to Januar* 1st, 1871t will
be paid IN COLD on und after thai ?lte at
the TrcnsttrV office onlv
Nl W\S G. PARKER;
Treasurer State South Carolina,
dec 3 o
_?_?
AN ORDINANCE
To Prevent ILLICIT TRAUE
or TU A FI U uiihiri the Cor*
porutc LtuillB of (fruiiscburg,
t*. C.
Sr.cTtos 1. That from and nfr.r the Gth
[ December, IH1<). any 1'ertnn or Persona
I ound Soiling; li!iit<-;ni?i Kxchanging, or
Disposing of Produce, Goods, Chattels or
Merchandise of any character between the
hours of 'J o'clock P. M. and 5 o'clock A. M.,
from the Ist Beplanket ** Iii March, and
between tlic beers Hf 10 o'block P. M. and
4 o'clock A. M. from tlio lat March to 1st
September, shall subject the Offender to a
Penalty not exceeding Fifty (?U) Dollars.
8tb. il. Half or the r*iues Collected shall
be given to the Informer when sufficient
Protf is given to Convict.
Bsc. it. Any Ordinance, or part thereof,
(???ntriTv to c- repugnant to this OrdinaCe is
r?cr>bj f-o|ie*ied\
N; A. BELL,
Superintendent!
E. J. O1.1vF.nt1s, Clerk.
dec 10 It
AMENDMENT
TO OKl)I\ 4 \EE id illllle hH$
plica. sic, for 'he Town of
Ornngcbnrg. H. C
J"J*Fectiox 1. That any Itinerant Vealer or
Trader who brings Horses, Mules, Ac. in
the Corporate Limits ol Oiwngcbarg iHil!
forthwith make a 11 CUT" to tlie Clerk of
Council, the number ol Stock on hand.
8bi\ Any Stork, such as Horses, Mules.
&c, Sold or Bargained' for and Dolivered
within the Corporate Limits or Outside of
the Town of OraHgo^tlfa during his or their
stay, n^ter making hit of iHeir Roturnt to
I'the Clerk, shall be subject to the Tax of One
Dollar per Head.
8kc. j. Any Violation to this Ordinane
shall subject the Offender to a Fine of not
lefiS thrt'! Five ffi) Dollars nor more than
Twenty-Five (2oJ iJolHrs:
Sec. 4. Any Ordinance, or part thereof.
Contrary to or Repugnant to this Ordinanoe,
is hereby Rcpcale?k
N. AUSTIN BULL, [l.s.]
Iutendant.
E. J. Omveros, Oer?,
dee 10 41
WASHINGTON HOUSE
BY
Mrs. M. W. I^tr'atton,
consr.h
GERVAIS & ASSBMHUY STREETS
COLUMBIA, S. C,
Conveincrif t^ the Greenville and Charleston
Rai I road arid the Business portion of
the City. Rate of Tranaiont
Board?Two Dollars
per Day.
Regular Boarders received "at Reasonable
Rates
dec 10 tf
FLORENCE!
THE It EST
Family Sewing MaGhin?l
Unorpuded lor
SIMPLICITY A'ND DURABILITY OF CON
STRUCTION.
EXCELLING ALL OTHV'MS in Its OsffBl
tf) ror all kiffds 6t HflrW without change 6'r
adjustment, and lor lieauty and Elasticity of
BtltOh.
AGENCTEv??Off.BROAFWAT; N, Y.,
and in all the principal cities ift the tJ/rrtcd
States and Great Britain.
SHAFFER & BRO., Agent??
Charleston, 8; %}.'
C. n. HALL/ Agtut, Orangeburg, 8. t:
rfplSO ff
The wb'? et rett
Staats aoftly freMaafsr j
Night gently folee h#r ??bin wing,
To greet the tverfpfg s;nr.
Sweet Lun? comeeftem 'neuth the w
Her ?ilvery rayaSijjp-l,
And looks down : ary earth;
From out her AMT 'bed.
At this lone hour ft^frtlt boat
Mores gently toKt shore ;
Into it leaps a maitzgK f?;r,
Her lurer plies t
And now ?oft BtraiigNK*-.
As down the si
A light guitar th
1 hat breathe?
The one?a noble
Hit suit, Confcd
A gfaSRIUt ftrtu o!
In war's own p:
And she. the fairagtp
Dear Carolina's
Mas ferahiiAed en
? Tobe young Churl's bride.
Tea, that fond hear&is all his own,
Uo olaapa her wlujfog hand,
'Round her fair fortn ^nc arm entwines?
The boat floats for tho laud, .i
But do they uee those threatening clottdsj
That borer o'er lore's bkt k ?
Ah ! no, life 'a but- a'fairy drsam
And sweetly sings Uie lark:'
The tempest's war is wildly loud,
Dark gathering ?Ho<ui come
And lingef fl'oHl- I life!
In shrodfcl bf ? Boom.
He pressed ? klsiUM^^Ekchcck
Of her be loved ?. rll.r
All Vain he tried, Ks ?i
t!M rising tlu\
Far in the distaveeSB
The camp-fir sa bltns
The bugle, too, nur o
I. To battle for
That little band who oft' had faced
The frowniug guns of death,
Now onward rode with shouts of tflieer;
Whcu victory claimed her wreath.
'?Our Charlio's fallen '." crich tho toioo,'
Of mauy u comrade now,
As tbey stand near his blcoding form,
With sorrow's lowering brow.
A ailcnt tear-drop gently falls,
Fr'bnt many a tlusliing cyo,
/ ? vengeance madly shriek* aloud,
With wild and threatening cry.
The day ia won, but Charlie liea,
Upon the battle plain,
Hii silent heart can ne'er moro throb
TH pleasure, or to pain.
Ilia plume is trailing in the dust,
That eye once sparkling bright,
With mirth and joy, adns ! is dimmed,
By cruel death's dark blight,
''Tell her gvod bye;" was faintly breathed,
fire li'e's last spark had tied,
Ere death's keen sword had pierced his heart
He sleeps on glory's bed
The trumpet's peal no more can rouse,
That slumber long und deep,
His steed by other lunds is reined,
And crowds are left to weep.
But better far for hhn who liea,
Beneath the clay -cold sod,
Than thoso who only lived to feel
Oppreasion's galling rod.
R?3f ? hef?es, rest! the strife M o'er
Our banner's drooping now,
With which you nobly tough; to grace
Fair glory's queenly brow-.
Rest! future days shall claim it yet,
As time's dark train moves on,
And place within its gilded folds,
Funnie's wreath so proudly won !
ANNIE AL'UUSTA GLOVER
[From Woodbull & Clnfliti's Weekly.]
Gosslji to? Women
~w
TU?E LOVELINESS.
Site who thinks a noble heart /
Better than a noblo raien,
Hemers virtue moretlran art,
Though 'tis less in fnshii'/i seen;
Whatsoe'er her fortune b'o;
She's the bride?ftfc ftifc?for trie.
She who deems that inward graoe
Fay aurpasses outward show ;
8bo who values less tne/ar*
Than that charm1 the' sVul can slow ;
*1 hatsoe'er her fortune be,
She's the bride?the wife?for ine.
She who knows ffVc h'eart Jef/uires
Something more thaft the lips of dew,
That wbea lov? S brief roso expires,
Love itself die? with it too?
Whatsoe'er her fortune' be,
Sbc'a the bYldr-the wi/c -for me.
Sailor** Lovo.
0uc littlfr'dotof *pr/fhoiio**;wiU 'some-1
times \>ave the way to fortune and' pre
ferment.?THV $folloVri?g sketch illus
iratei this i'uci : ?
A sailor, rooghty garbcdj wa8 stroll
ing through the street* ol' Now Orleans,
i lie-ii in a.rather damp ?cabdit:on ? fron?
recent ram .atiif tlie rise of tho %tule.
Tu$uiug the corner ol'. u much ? frcqueu
tedf and -narrow a!fry. In; nbv.-rvcd a
young lady'slanding in perplexity, appie
eiuly^jeasuWifj t''e Uepth of tho muddy
water betwecu .ty&ajnl the opposite fl
walk with no very satisfied' coup.'
sdiuirer of beauty, wid certainly the Fair
face that.-peeped out from under the |
little chip hat, and the auburn curls
1tangimr~glo^,ntid anrl uncoisfined over
her in^lj^;ana% might tempt a curioug,,
or an admiring*, glhnce.?Perplexed tho
^?iy put forth ouo little foot, -il'oii
;4.:!!::!St sailor. v. V.h in ;???'.! ?!??
claWJ : ^Thttt ^prilry : f\w6^hy\y.
should uot ha soiled with the filth of
this lane; wait fqp a moment only, and
and I \pll make y^u. a path.''
So springing pist^Iicr into a carpen
ter's shop* opposite, ho fc-jrgnincd for
plaink board that stood in too doonv:-.]
! nnd coming back to the .smiling girl,
who was. just coquettehj^iiQtrgh t? nccepj
I tlie serviocs of the handsmhc youti! a>t
|Mor ^?'*4>riagc(t tho.narrow bTa'ck stream,
j nnd. fjfte tripped across vAritti u" merry
J 'lykauk you. and n roguish smile, ? thnk
I ing hor^yos as daSffiug 'as they could
?o? : a. ?'
*AI:is! our young sailor wits perfectly
charmed. What else would mako htm
catch np nnd thouldcr tho plank, and
follow th#l ittle witcli through tho ?liniy
etrerts tif he* home sh- twice perform-"^
ing tbo ccrinfonyof walking tlie piauk,|"
and each time thanking' him with onu of
her eloquent smiles
ir hero s?nv tho young ],idy
J trip up the maible steps of a palaco of a
hou.-c and disappear within its rosewood
entrance. For a full minute ho stood
1<>..Nog at the door, and then with
wonderful ligb, turned sway, disposed offl
his drawbridge bud wended ItiS patb^
baek to Iiis ship.
j he next day he was astonished with
ai| order of promotion from the Captain.
1*001 Jack was? speechllWfl with amaze
ment; be had no ft roam of being exalted
to (lie dignity of a second mate's offoe
on board one of the most splendid Ships
that sailed out ol New Orleans. H<
knew be was competent, for instead of
?pending his money for amusement,
visiting theatres and bowling alleys ou|
bis return front sea. he purchased booksl
add had become quite a stulent; but bei
expeeted years to intervene before his|
ambitious hopes would be realty, d.
His superior officers seemed to look|
upon him with considerable leniency
and uave him many a lair opportunity]
in gat lief marine knowledge; und in
year the handsome, gentlemanly youin:
mate hau acquired unusual favor in thel
eyes of the portly comm.mlcr, Captain]
Hume, who had fust taken tho Bmari
little blaek-eyod fellow, with his tical
tarpaulin, and tidy bundle, cs bis cabiu|
boy.
One night the youg man with all tbe|
other officofa was invited to an entertain
ment fit the Captain's b nisc. Ho went,
and to Iiis astonishment mounted tho|
ideutieal steps that, two years before the
brightest vision he had ever seen .passed
over?a vision he had never forgotten.
Thump, thump, went Ilia brave heart as
be was ushered into the parlor, and like
a sludge-hammer it beat again when
Captain Humo brought forward hut blue
oyed daughter, and with a pleasant smile;
said 5 ?
'This young lady was once indebted toI
your kindness for a safe aud dry walk
home.'
His eyes wero all ablaze, and bis
brown check.* flushed hastily ds the
noble Captain sauntered away, leaving
(trace Hume nt his side. And in all
that assembly was not so handsome a
cotiple a" the gallant sailor aud the
'pretty lady.'
It was only a year from that timo that]
the second mnte trod the quarter deck,
se'eoud only iu command, and part owner
with the Captain, not only in his vessel
but iif the affection-* of his duughtor,
gentlo Ora*6e Humo who had always
cherished respect, to say nothing of love,
for the bright eyed sailor.
His homely but earnest net of polite
ness toward his child bad pleased the
Captain, and though tho youth' kucW it
uot, Waa the ^actfe of bis first promof m,
from biis'nata, Henry W?lls 5* Qaptaux. I
w * j
uod Grace Httmols.ftcconftttg to polite t
parhujc-e, "Mrs..{Captain .,V?cll*. 1*1 facty j
the honest sailor ia one of the ric!.. ;! \
nivin in the Crr?oe:.t City; 'And he owes I
perhaps, the greater pult or Vis 'projper- j
ii v to hia tuet shiil politeness in crossing
the?*tre.et. * "V !
> W hS Woman Wods 1
Seme close observer of our sopsl rola-i
tions, having looked about among his
married fcmnlo Acquaintances, ventures
?toaHjBhg. fullowing list, with an
tempi tv indicate the real Reasons whieh
inrnence too inanyio mn'rrj" I
MAftftYIKft T.Ttl A HOME;. j
Number Otfe Tia'a married for a Ifomf.
She ha? got tiffid of wording in a facto- |
ry or teaching school. She thor . 1
married lifo on etrth washftt motnii:
walks, 'boggy vi d ?.???=. ndw bonnt"..
nnuiing to do. Well, she. lias pot Ju
jaonie ; whether or not she is tired of the,;
incumbraucca this \?cporterrtf ctii'l' aof.
inasmuch-?? ttils deponent doeauiot \>
tively know.
COXS?LTIKG FA MII.Y I N T T.\\ V. I .
Nnmbcr two married beouus^-shc haB
soven yonog ?ftifitors > und d pnjia with:*
narrow income. She CQnauhed tho |n
ftcrests of bef family. Peihn?? she
would bettor nave consulted hor o>?h in
terests b&'tafciug in Tight washing or by
gpj.rg out by the day to work.
SilE UK EC TtIB SOtlHD OF ?!nS.
Number three married* because JIvS.
sounded so much batter than Mijus. ^he
? '4L i 1 u * v
wa s twenty-mno years a:iu sloven mouths
old, and another month would have trans
formed, her into a regulaY old maid.
TlunV how awful that vrodld lta*e bceti \
t?iTJ^'So'MEiiOL'V to pay ii irr; FULLS:
Number four married because she
wanted-somebody to pay her bills. Ilet
hnsbarid married f<?: i,-,;". . !:e sanrr
reason, eo they are both repenting nt|
leisure.
NOT GOING TO HE I.EET BEAINP.
Number five married because. Fanny
While Had a uicj new husband, and she
wasn't going to be left behind. Pity ii
hho couldn't get married as well as other
folks.
*' (Uqibd roa MONEY.
Number aix married because she w-js|
poor and wanted riches ! She never]
counted on all the other thing*thai wort
inseparable 1 Vom those coveted riches.
SHE LIKED TO TRAVEL.
Number seven married because she
thought she shoutu lue It travel. But
Mr. Number Seven changed his mind
afteiNurd, atfd ul! iho traveling she h:
done bns born between the well and tho]
back kitchen door:
MAnnviNo out op smth.
NuuiLcr eight married out of spite be
cause her fir>t love bad taken to himself
a second love ! This piece of retaliation
might have douo her good at the time,
but in the long run number eight found
it did Hot pay.
wanted SYMPATHY.
Number nine married because site had
read novels and "wanted sympathy."
Sympathy is a Cue thing, but it coob
down at a rapid rato if the domestic|
kittle, is not kept boilihg, and the do
mestic turkey is undone. Novels ntial
housekeeping don't run very well togeth
er iu harness, to use a spoiling torm;|
and number nine's supply of sympathy
didn't hold out very Hft'g.
MAHRIED FOR LOVE.
Number ten married because she loved
her husband with all hor heart and
soul And sh'o loves him still, and
will probably continue to love him and
is tho happiest wife in' the world?so
she s?)s.
We htnt: all tho right motive at last
?ono which when sanctified by a desire
and resolution to improvo and clcvute
each other, and to live true and holy
lives bolero God, cannot fail to call down
tho blcssiugs of Ileavor.. But sad is the
fete of thoso wii'o marry front Wrong mo
tives, to escape their share of life's work,
or to get something for which they have
nothing to give in rcturu.
A Dutchman* in Dcoatnr, Illinois, mar
ried a second wife in about ti treck after
. tho loss of No. 1. Trfo Sabbath folloi
ing the wife nslfei! ffcr Ford to tako her
out riding and was duly 'cut op* w- h
the foiling response : You diuks I ride
out mit nnodcr woman so soon aftof <he
death of niioc frau ? Nein, nein T
aving you tili Christina's I'll marry y^u
then, farm or no farm.'
'Sura?'
'As sure as my name's Jacob.'
'Well, lot hor ?io then till Christmas,
but if you back but then, dStfeej 'ltfaR
sharp.' ? -<?-' tia^iv^rf
IM too the scratch then, by jingo, if
the old man runs?mo off the farm with a
double-barreled shot-gun, certain.' And
' Juice' looked oc if be would.
Thus reassured ou being married iv?
Christina;;. Mclindy drew off with her
Juko.
A Stro.no Hint.?A little boy, who
had boon told that be mutt never ask for
anything to eat when away from home,,
went into a neighbor's. bouse when the
iaJy chanced to bo frying doughnuts.
?Ah/ said We?' 'you are coo'k'li'g.'
Aware that lio L'ad* been veil trainei
mid anxious to sec whether bis npetito
would get tho better of bis manners, th'tr
lady did not givo him any of the dough -
nut!".
'Well,' said he returning to the charge,
?your cakes look nice'
'Oh, very nice,' said the lady, 'they
are the best I ever cooked.'
After playing vrhlf lite cat a f?*w miu
utts, he remarked :
'And they smell nice.'
'Ob, yes, they smell nice,* wt$ the la
dy's tantalizing answej.
'Well,' said the boy, I suppose if any
little cbiid that was hungry should come
in here when you were cookiu'j, you
r/otfld1 give him something to eft'tr d
'Well, yes, I think I would.*
'Well,' said bo, after another (urn with,
the cat, 'I gucjs I must go home, for I
am ve y hungry.'
It is needle's? to ado? th'a't lfe gel ni
doughnut.
A Ovf.en Story .-?The remarkable
phenomenon of a rain-shower of five
days duratiou, and confined to a cemete
ry lot at Mobile, Ala., in which thirteen
members of the same family bavo boerjV
interred, was witnessed by upwards of
200 persons. It continued night and
day. and at no time during its continu
ants did it rain any .vbero elso in tho
neighborhood. Those who first witness*
ed tho phenomenon wore afraid to call
general attention to it, for fear they
might run tho ftsk of bciug considered*
insane.
?Whut do you mcuu by a cat and dog
life?' said a husband to au angry wife.
?Look at Carlo and Kitty, asleep on the
rug ; I wish men lived half as gracefully
w?tU tboir wives.' 'Stop.' said the lady,
< tic thorn together, and see bow they
will agree. .,.;-.?>