The Orangeburg news. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, December 31, 1870, Image 2
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""KNOWLTON & BULL,
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OBANGKRlTItU, S. C.
AUGUSTUS B. KNOWLTON,
CHARLES S. BULL
Mr. Knowlton will be at Lewisville EVERY
SATURDAY, and at Fort Motte on the v,
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jaly 2? tf
COOK 1 s,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
OKA X G E B U A* (J, .S'. C.
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tae STATE and tho U. S. C??RT3 ft"-the
District of Soutli Cftronhai
T. H. COOKR. II. IV CHOKE..
T. II. CO?KE. trial Juk?co,
ViU 1TTBND PROMPTLY to all BUeiNHS8
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SEABROOK, BROWNING.
ATTO UN K Y S AT Ii A W,
?RAXGFJBaJllti C. It.? PH>. < a.
H. 1. SEABROOK,
Acting Solicitor 1st Circuit.
MALCOLM I. BROWNING.
J. FELDKR MEYERS,
Trinl Justice.
?ay 14 ly
* F. 11 WANNAMAKER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
aa at O&ANGEBURU. on Mond.ys,
Fridays and Saturdays.
As fclWIITlLLE on tha other days of the
Tfssk.
fab It tf
IZLAR & DIBBLE,
ATTORNEYS AND SOLICITORS,
ORANGEBUR6', S. C.
Jamss F. IsLaa. 8ahi:ki. DinnLK.
fob 28 * ly
^w7lTw. RILKV
TRIAL JUSTICE,
Residence Jn Fork of EdlftJo,
ALL BUSINESS ENTRUSTED will bo
promptly and carefully attended to.
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N O T i C E .
The Subscriber respectfully informs the
CITIZENS of Urangcburg County that be
has on hand and for sale, all Hot '.'HOICK
VARIETIES of GRAPES, FH/iE fri'if. ROT.
Also tho beat Collection of Choice PEACH
ES, APPLE, PEAR, ROSE TREES n?d
IVERGREENS Address
A. JOURDAN, Poplar Club,
Sept 10?tf St/Matthews, S C.
kALBRECHT,
BOOT AND SHOE MAKER,
ESPECTFULLY INFORMS THE CITl
J[\) sons of Oritllgohurg aud Vicinity th.it
he has opened nt his NEW STORK on Rus
sell Street, between Messrs. Briggmnnii Si
Oo. arid MeNuthnrit <*? ''rotes, with n complete
Stock of uJtATHKR) rVe., nnd tioit he has
sufficient Wofknictt til fHl ail Ordeir ritiu.?i
bd to him.
Thanking the Pithllr- fttt \ test patronage,
rcpectfidly solicits it titttilinunnco of the
s?me. TERMS CASH.
leb 3 oct 2? tf
FRANK MELLETT,
BOOT AND SHOEMAKElt,
movkd to
t^uirt BUie' Old Office,
ORAXGEBURG, S, < .
U pTr'pSfed ro'dtytffr *o;lV jn t||< .(hove
lino ** ucut a.-rd cheap* r" Witt any other man.
Please gi*e me * tr?*l. /?*? Mtk Warranted
to aivo satisfaction.
FRANK MEt LETT.
hot 1J . ?
nim:<iai, xotic:i:s.
THE GREAT PICTORIAL ANNUAL.?
Ilosteltcr'a United States Almanac for 1H71.
distribution, gratis, throughout all the United
j States, nnd all civilized countric1- oTtlie Was*
i trrn Hemisphere, will be puUlished about
the first of.January, and all who wish to
understand the true philosophy of health
should read and ponder the valuable sugges
tiona it contains. In addition lo tili admir
able medical treatise on the causes, preven
tion utld cure of a great variety of diseases,
il embracs u large amount of information
intereo'ing to the merchant, the mechanic,
the miner, the furnier, the planter, and pro- i
fessionnl men; ami tile calculations hare been '
made for such meridians and latitudes us are
must suitable lor n correct and cotnprchen- j
aiVe National C\t.r.Nt>An.
The nature, uses, nnd extraordinary sani
tary sffects "f llostcttcr's Stomach Ritters,
i the staple tonic and alterative of more than
half tho Christian world, are fully ?ist forth
in its pages, which are also interspersed with
pictorial illustrations, valuable r?,cij,?< for
the household and farm, humorousnnecdoles,
and other instructive and amusing read inj;
matter, original und selected. Among the
Annuals lo appear ">ith the opening of the
year, this will he one the most useful, and
may bt had far the asking. The proprietor.*.
McSSfa Hbstcttcr A Smith, on receipt bf ?
two cent stamp, will forward a copj by mtitl
to nur person who cannot procure one in his
neighborhood. The Ritters are sold in every
cily. town nnd village, and are cxtcnsiTCly
used throughout the cht ire civilised t*orld.
j
I ram is supposed :? be the lot of ?u poor
mortals, as inevitable as death itself a'id lia
ble at any time to come upon us Therefor*
it is important that reu.edi.ii agents should
he at hand lo be raised on an emergency,
! when t!i- se&inal | rincij )<? l?ii ? I ilt ili'c
j system shall develop its.v:', and \ye feel the
j excruciating ag hies of pain, <-r the depress
j ing influence of disease. Such r remedial
! agent exists in t!jcj 1'ai^ Khi.i k, whi?c fame
i has mndc ilie circuit lirThc glob .-. Alltid thti
; eternal ices of the polar regions or beneath
I the intolerable and burning sun of ttic trop
| ics Ps vii ii!i s .ix e known and appreciated:
Under all latitudes, from the one extreme to
the bibtirv sutfi ring humanity * luv found re
lief froni many of its ilia by iis uio. The
wide and broad ana which this i ediciue has
spread, aii-at* itt. value and potency, from
a small bi ginning, the Rain Killer lias i ugh
ed grndtia y along, making i s own highway,
solely by its tirtur*:
I Such unexampltl' aubcess r.nd popularity
has brought others ilitti tho field, wlio have
attempted, tinder similarity of name, to usurp
the confidence nl (tic people and tutu it t'1
their own seifishnct s and dishonesty, but
their efforts have proved fruitless, while the
! Rain Killer is still growing in public favoiv
J HOW TO MAKE HOME ATTRACT1NE.?
I Don'' have your stairs without banisters, at
I the risk of breaking j'our eeildrcu's necks.
Dc?!'! liairn wooden ceilings, that require a
cord of light wood to illuminate the room.
Don't have windows without ulas?, fy i Mat
whenever it rains you must shut out the
light bf heaven. Don't hare sashes without
| blinds, <*o tiiat the Hummer sun will dazzle
your eyes, wrap your furniture nnd fade
your carpet. Rut order all the necessary
materials for finishing your house in comfort -
able style from T\ V T?*iilfc Charleston, S.
('.. the largest manufacturer of such thing?
in the Southern States.
METALIC CASES.
UNtfEKSIft-XED 'IIAS ON HAND
all of tho various Sizes iff the above t'ases.
which can be furnished Immediately on ap
plication.
Also manufacture* WOOD COFFINS as
usual, and at tho fhfrtest notice
Apply to If. KlflGS,
mm- fl'.-Cm Carriage Manufacturer.
State of South Carolina.
ORANGEBUltG COUNTY.
In Tflfc CoMMiiN F'TiKAS.
John C. l'ike, Trtislee, &o., )
John MoMichai I, et. nl. J
By order of L'burt in liiiseaso, the credi
tors of John McMichael are rrquiri i to
present and prove their demands before me,
within three mouthy fro n thin d..io
OEO. M)i.'Vi fiH,
November 4, \b70 Ifeferoc.
Nov. ? out
REEDER & DAVIS,
COTTON PAOTO&S
a.n a
Hvm r?* Com mission Mtrclmnls,
Atfffer's' Wharf,
CHARLESTON, 8. C.
(lfitfiit Rr.r.nrs. Zimmkhmas Davis.
oc ?' l "> fitn
OFFICIAL.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
STATK TREASURY OFFICE,
Comimma, S. C, December 1, 1870.
THE HOOKS of the Treasury Office for
the Transfer and Conversion of STOCKS
and BONDo ?*?}].be closed on and after the
nl&ib iustnnl uii'ii the 1st proximo, for con
vcicttcc in preparing statcmeut of interest
due to January 1. i-s< 1.
PULES (i. PARKER,
Treiisurcr Slate S. C.
?cb 3 o
I :X E( L 1IVE DE I'AKT31ENT.
Statk Trrasurt Omca,
Cot.t'MiiiA. S C,December 1, 1 S7t>.
nplir. INTEREST nvlling ?lu- on the'
p Coupon itqnds ef the State of South I
I Ihm teilte 1st of January, lr'71. will be j
paid IN fi'OLI) on and after that date at the
office of II. II. Kimpton, Financial Agent of
tue State, No. Natfait Street, New Vork,
and at this office.
The interest fnllint! !<i<- on the Registered j
Stock of the Stale to Januar; 1st. 18T1| H'ill
be p ii 1 IN HOLD on urn ! r thai d?le at
the TreiistirV ?.tiice only
NILES t:. P VRKF.IV,
Treasurer :.ituie South Carolina,
dec 3 c
AN ORDINANCE
To Prevent 11.LICIT TRA DE
or Tit.4Ff-IC vriflliti (he( or*
porntc HjImiIIh of Oruiiscburg,
S. *'.
Skctio.n 1 Thai from and afttr the Gth
i ''"" ""'IT. i -7<?. any Person or Persons
fouiul Selling; I"-i??:.?.n. Exchanging, ?>r
[ Disposing id Produce, Hoods, Chattels or
Men linn ? of any character between the
i hours ot o'clock l\ M. and .'? oVloth A. M.,
from the ist Kept.?' ,M 1 *?t March, alid
between Ilm hour/ (if iil o'block l*. M. mid
?t o'clock A. M. from tlto Int March to 1st
September, MmII subject the Offender to a
: Penalty u >: exceeding Fifty (00) Dollars.
Sec. i!. Half of the Fines Collected shall
be given lo the Informer when sufficieut
Proll' is given to Convict.
Sue. Any Ordinance, or part thereof,
contrary t<i o?" re| ugnanl lo th s OrdiuaCc is
hchehj K?{?eitlcd:
Y ?. HULL, [i..*.J
.Superintendent;
K. .1. Oi.iVF.n is, Clerk.
dec 10 It
A MEN mi ENT
Tip Oni>I.\ aXC K Id *!lt!.Me sup
plies. Ac. let* /lie Town of
Om ngelt? rg. f=i. ?.'.
^. SKCfi'iK I. That any Itinerant Vealeror
'lender who brings Horses, Mules. Ac. iu
tin- Corporate I.units ol Dtungcburg IJ'il!
forthwith nuke m Hctr-rn to lEe Clerk of
? Council, ihr number ol Stock on hsud.
i Si:r. Any Stork, such us Horses. Mules.
a>?.. Seid or Bargained for and Delivered
within the Corporate Limits or Outside of
the Town Of ?*.*..r*f -?*'**-t? ihn mg his or thrir
slay, a^ter making hiscr tHnr Returus to
the Clevk, s!ml! bo subject lo ttic fax of One
Hollar per Head.
Sko. :;. Any Violation to t'.tis Ordinano
: shall subject the Offender lo a Fine of not
lefiS tl?ir! Five. (61 Hollars nor more than
: Twenty-Five (20*) UllHrs.
I Si r. 4. Any Ordinance, or part thereof.
Con rary to or Repugnant lo this Ordinance,
is hereby Repealed.
N. AUSTIN BULL, [t..s.]
tuiendant.
E. J. i ti.ivEtios, Clcra*.
dee I" fl
WASHINGTON HOUSE
BY
Mrs. M. W. ^ratton,
cornrr
CERVAIS.V ASSKMItLY STREETS
columbia, s. c.
Conveincrtl the Ureenvillc nfr l Charleston
Railroad:' lih'dthe Business portion of
the City. Rale of Transient
Hoard - i'wo Dollars
per |?ay.
Regular Boarders received nt Reasnuablo
dec 10 tf
FLORENCE!
the bkst
Family Sowing Machine!
Uncqualoil lor
SIMPLICITY MID BUK ABILITY t?F tttil
STfJUCTlON.
EXCELLING ALL OtHJ?RS in its cufrtAi
'v for al1 kiTd?t eff W'rK vvftll<rat change or
adjustment, im i for Boatlty ami Elasticity ol
Stitch.
AGENCIE -50(f.BROAUWAY, N. Y..
and in nil tho principal cities in lbs U/rftod
Slates und (Ircat Britain.
SHAFFER k BRO.. Agent*,
Charleston, 8. 0.
c fl, H \I.L, Agent, Orangeburg, S. 6:
i?,: Vi tf
The U?lM)l Scout.
The sun's at reit and twilight grey,
Steals .softly from afar ;
Night gently folds her sable wing,
To greet the evening star.
?JpjT ?>? t: ? ' ^fc'
Sweet Luna comes from 'neath the ware,
Her silvery ray a I? a^ed,
And looki down oi.-the weary earth}
From out her ciliar bod.
At this lone hour n lit tie boat
Moves gently to the eh ore ;
Into it leaps a warnen fa'.r,
Her lover plies tUa oar.*'* *
>
And now soft strairn of mnsic fldst,
As down the it ream they row ;
A light guitar tho maiden holds.
That breathes sweet notes of love.
V
The one?a noble scout is he,
His suit, Confederate gray,
A gftttertiJ fVlm of stately mien,
In war's own proud array*1' <?
k -
And she, the fairest of the land,
Deer Carolina's pride?
Has premised ere' another (wtttj
To he young Charlie's bride.
?
Yes, that fond heart' is all his own,
He clasps her wilting hand,
'ilouud her fair forna one arm entwines?
The boat floats l.jr thu laud. ,{
But do they see those threatening c.o'tda,
That hover o'er loto's b'aik *
Ah : no, life 'a but a fairy dr'efcm " if..
And sweetly sings the lark;'
The tempest's war is wildly loud,
Hark gathci inj sLaiiows come;
And lingef ?LR! lHal> bapjiy bonus,
In shrodd of midnight gluom.
He pressed it l.iss'upm the chcok
Or her he loved fib well,*
All vain he tried. Its on h*** dashed,
?!!!? risbi,;, ilv'Hghfc to ?i'ltll.
Far in ihn distauce h oni? the fiiws, i
The camp-tiros burning bright;
The bugle, too. now fouuda to horse,
To baitlo for t$p*-r<$bi0
That little bnn l who oft had faced
Tue frowning guns of death,
Now onward lo.le. with shouts of t'hoer,
W hen victory claimed iur wreath.
"Our <.".iarl o's fallen !" ej ies. tho V. '.? 0,
Ot many a c imrade now.
As tbey stand near his blooding form,
With sorrow's lowering brow.
A si'ent tenr-drop gently full"*,
From f'Hiit :. flashing eye,
At Tengeunce mailly shrieks aloud,
with wild and threat ning cry.
The day is .von, but Charlie lies,
J Upon the butt la plain.
His ?Heut heart can ne'er more Ihn b
Tb' pieasuru, or to p.m.
His piuine is tin.bug in the dust,
That eye once sparkling bright,
With mirth und joy, alas! ii dimmed,
Hy cruel death's dai - ttlij lit,
'?Tell uer gv?od bye;" wr.s fttir.ih i reat'ie I,
''?re life's last spai * had :!? ..
ti c death's keen swtfr i ha I pit . :o i his heart
lie sleeps on glory's h i
The trumpet's pea! no more can rotise,
That slumber long and deep,
His steed liy othvi Imii Is is reined,
And crowds are left to weep.
Hut better far f?r him who lies,
Iloneath the clay cold sod
Than those who only lived to feel
Oppression's galling ro I.
R?St! her?es, rrsi ! the strife M i'ci
Our banner's drooping now,
With which you nobly lough/ to grace
Fair glory's queenly brow.
Uest ! future days ?halt claim it yet,
As time's dark train moves on.
And place within its gilded folds,
Funnie's wreath so proudly won !
AN Nil: AI U?8TA (UA)\ i'l:
[From Woodhull & Clnflili's Wccklj ]
(Jossi]'; Ui*1 Women
fitLK LOVELINESS.
Slfr who thinks a noble hu nt
Heller than a noble luicu,
Honors viriiu- ino'f? llfati an,
Though 'ti^ i.'>s in fusiii ii seen;
Whatsoe'er her fortune b'e,
She's the brldo?ftfe ffrlfc for ma.
She who deems tli.it inward grace
Far surpasses outward show ;
She who vslnrs Je"?? tno/flr?
Than that churn tl> sVul can sl.' -n ;
Whatsoe'er her fortune be,
She's the bride tho wile?for inc.
She who knows let ''cart **,';*iircs
Something ni*>re tbafi the lips of dew,
That when lores Miof rose expires,
Love itself dies wit*- it too?
Whatsoe'er her fortune r/e,
She's the bride the sifr for :nc.
^ *vA Sailor'* Love.'
* ? >*? _ ?? it
Ope little not-of "p?litonoa*;will some
times 'pave the way toTortun? and' pre
ferment.?THo tfollowittg sketch illus
Uaies this fact :
r
A Bailor, foughty garbed} was stroll
ing through the street* ot* Now Orleans,
then in u rather damp CQtidit:on ? from
recent ram,unit the - rise of the ktid?
Ttnmiug the corner of a much , frequen
ted and uarfow alfoy', he'observed a
, 'young lady standing in perplexity, appir
ently^neasul'in^ '.'?e depth of the muddy
water between her and the opposite 8. e
wnlk with no very satisfied' countenance.
The sailor paused, lor bo . was a great
sdmirer of beauty, $ud certainly the fair
lace that peeped out from under the
little chip hat, and the auburn curia1
hanging glossy and and uncciifiucd over
?her mdVliji dress, might tempt a curioug,
or an admiring, glance.?Perplexed the
lady put forth one little foot', "W\cu the
gallant sailor, witb^ 'impulsivcucss, ex
claimed : Trhat pr:Wy foot, lady,
should not be soiled with the filth of
this lane; wait fo^- a moment only, nnd
and I \yjll make you a path."
So springing paet^her into a carpen
ter's shop" opposite, he tj-jrgaincd for a
pljfck board that stood in the doorway,
and coming bncfc to the sawling girl,
?Vho was.just coquet ishj;uotrgh to accept,
t no services of the handamhc youtl! s..ti
klor Jfo'britiged* tbo.narrow black stream,
and sjic tripped across w it'll u' merry
'i hank you/ and a roguish smi!?, ? mak
ing her tjyes as dnS'luig 'as they could
mo , *
p 'Alas ! our yo ing sailor was perfectly
charmed. What else would make him
retch, np nnd thoulder the plank, and
follow the" little witch through tho slimv
streets to her home she t.vieo perform
ing tho ceritnony of walking the plauk,
and each time thanking him with one of
j. her eloquent stnilce
j" J'j-cscutlx u?r hero jytw the young lady
j trip up the maiblo step* of a palace of a
; house and disappear within it.-, rosewood
entrance. For -i full minute he stood
' looking at the door, and then with a
wonderful sigh, turned away, disposed of
j Iiis dmwbridgo and wended lib path
j back t.. iiis slitp.
'J he next day he was astonished with
.:n ottlor of promotion frt Iii tlic Captain
IVoi .Jack wa> specclilt^s with amaze
meut; lie !i.i<l n<i dream 1 f. being exalted
' e> Hie dignity of a second mate's offne
? ?it Ij iard one of the most splendid ship
that sailed out 61 New Orleans He
knew In was competent, ft r instead of
spending his money I' r amusement,
visiting theatres and bowling alloys on
! his return from sea, he purchased I m ks
atid had become quite a stith*!it; but he
! expected y.?nrs to intervene before Iiis
ambit i< 11- hopes would he iv >'.'./ d.
1 His superior officers seemed to look
i upiiii him with considerable leniency,
and gave hi in many a lair < ] j 1 lunily
i" trathef murine knowledge; und in a
, year the handsome, gentleman]} young
: mate bad acquired unusual favt r in tlif
eye: <?! ll'v- portly (???11111 .tiller. (!apt;l i :i
: Hume, who bad f..it laket the smart
1 little bliiek eyed fellow, with \"r neat
: tiirpaiiliu, at.tl tut) butidl? ?s his cabin
I boy.
I One night the y iug man i\it:i all tbo
other < flit eia was i;i\ it 1 to mi entertain
' men! at the Captain's Ii use. He went,
und t'i Iii* tisti'tusli:iicnt iimniitcd the
j identic.il steps that, two yt us I t !' re the
' brightest vision In- had evci seen passt 1
over?a vision he bad never forgotten.
Thump, thump, went his bravo heart as
J he was ushered into tin- parlor, and like
:t sledge-hammer it beat air tin when
; Captain Humo brought for.\ tit I his blue
eyi I datrghti r. nnd wilh a pleasant suiile,'
said r , .
'This young lady was onci indebted to
1 vi'ttr kindness for a safe and dr\ walk
; home.'
His eyes were all iihlnze, and bis
brown cheeka" fl.ished hastily as the
11 ble t ;.plain sauutcrcd away, leaving
tiraco Hume at I.is ? 1.1? t. And in till
? that assembly was ti"t so han Isnmc a
i cotfplo nH tho gallant sailor ami the
'pretty lady.'
Ii was only a ycfaf ,r<>in that limolhat
i the second mate trod die quarter deck,
second only iu command, and part owner
! with the Captain, not only in his vessel
j but it? the affection* r>f Iiis daughter,
gentle Ortf?fl Hume ftho had always
cherished respect, to say nothing of love, !
lor the brigllt-cyod sailor.
His homely but earnest ret of polite
ness toward bis child had pleased the
Captain, and though the youth knew it
not, wan the Aat?s"r of Ida first promotion,'
no that, now t ho, rtUl man has" retired
frotn business, Henry Wells la Qaptain,
und Grace Humo >s according to polite
parltyice, Mrs. Captain Vf.clls.' In fact,
tho honest sailor is one of tho- richest
men in tho Cr'csoe-.t City; 'and he owes?
perhaps, the greater putt oT bis prosper
ity to his tact thid politeness in ?crossiog
thevjtrcet. ' ? *
? ** ? ,..'.
?-??????
Why Woman Weds
Somo close observer of our sotflal rela-"
tinns, having looked about among hin
married fcmnlo acquaiutanees. ventures
to give .he following list, witfi an at
tempt to Indicate the real seasons which
iufiience too many to marry:
MAIUIYINO rrtn A HOME.
' Nttmbcr one bas married for a home. |
Sho has got tirjeel of wording in a futto
ry or teaching school. Sho thought
married lifoo,n earth was but moohlipht
walkt?, b?ggy ride*, nfw.- bonnets and
nothing to do. Tv*cll, sho has got Kor
home.; whether or uot she is tired of the j
incumbrauccs this "Vcpoiietlt eiiith not,
inasmuch-an ttils depoucnt does nut posi
tively know. "
CONSULTING FAMILY INTBP.E3TS.
Nnnibcr two married beonuscphc ha3
seven young sisters ? pud a papa with a
narrow income. She consulted the. in
terests of her familv. Porhajw sue j
would better have consulted her own in
terests by, taking in light washing or by
goit g out by the day to work.
SHE I.IKEC THE SOUKD 6$ V.ttS.
Number three married: because Jlrs.
sounded so much better than Miss. S^ho
, was twenty-nine years a:id cloven months
old, and another month would have trans
formed her into a regulaY old maid.
Think how awful that Wottld have bcoe!
WAITED" 80M E!JOT)Y TO PAT HE2. niLL8.?
Number four married beennse she'
wanted.somebody to pay her bill?. Ilor
huKbnml married fbr precisely the sant^f
reason, so they arc both repenting at
ieisr.ro.
NOT ItOINCl 1" Hr. I.KI T BEAIXD.
Number five married because, Fanny
White lind a uicj new husband, and sho
wasn't going to be left behind. Pity if
.-he couldn't get married as well as other
folks.
** * itIKI? t ?>?{ M ?NEY.
Nun.' r six married because she w.;s
poor and wanted riches! She never
counted on all the other things that were
inseparable from those coveted riches.
SUE I.IK ED TO THAN El..
Number sever married Id-cause she
thought she shotfl'l jixc t i Havel. Hut
Mr. Number Scvctl changed his mind
alleiNard, a?U al! llio truvclHug she has
1 ino has ).??''?? between the well and the
i ack kitchen door.
MAttrtVINO 01 I OF SIM ."?:.
Number eight married t utof spite h.
au.se her first love had taken to himself
a see ml lovt ! T;.i> j i-.'cv <?!' retaliation
might have done her good at the time,
btti in the long run number eight found
it did Hot pay.
WAXI ED SY MpATH Y.
Numbt l nine married because she had
read novels and''wanted sympathy."
Sympathy i.- a line thing, 1 *? 11 it cools
tlown at a rapid rate it' the domestic
kittle is not ke.pt boilihg, and the do
mestic turkey is undone. Novels tt:;<l
housekeeping don't run wry well togeth
er in harness, to uso a sporting term;
; i. 1 number nine's supply of sympathy
didn't hold out vi ry ?yfj'g.
MAURI ED FOIt I.OYE.
Number ion married been use she loved
her husband with all her hear! and
soul Ami she loves him stili, ana
will probably continue to live him and
is the happiest wile in the world?so
she *a\s.
We have all the right motive at last
--one which when sanctified by a desire
?nd resolution to improve Mid elevate
each other, ami to live true and holy
lives beioro God, cunuot fail to call down
thu blessings of ffeavon. 15m sad i* the
fate of those Who marry from wrong mo
tives, t?> escapft their share of life's Work
or to get something lor which they have
nothing to irive i'? rctttru.
A Dutchman1 in I>ecntur, Illinois, mar
ried a seenml wife in about a Week after
thu loss of No. 1. The Sabbath follow
ing the wile rtsiVcd frcr lord to take her
out riding ami was duly 'cut up' with
the lolling rospon.se: 'You diuks I ride
out mit rtnodcr womau so soon after tha
death of mine fron '.' Ncirt. tviu "
Love and a Favui
? Quitt? ti number of odd and afntasing
scene* frequently occcur with parties who
visit the Probate Court for the ptsrpjsatj.
Bf teouring tho ricc-esa.ry dofenuJetrt to*
legalize their marriage. But tbn other
day a young man, about twenty-one, no
eompanie ^ by one of the opposite scr,
equally, of. yoUng, *3Ccodcd .ilje. main -
slcp? of tiie court house, and then, on '
being directed to the Probate Court, took
up the line of march fov its hejlow ppe
cfrtcts. . 1 teaching, he refused to enter.
, ? Iiis haad di?iptt&e,
Ami trembling like, a leaf ot aapen grcon
And troubled blood thro* his pale fa*S wft
8?eu ? i
;To coafc and go, will? tidings from the heart,
As It a runnibg messenger bad been.
The rustic r?aiden; trho was extreme
ly anxious to see the marriage programme
carrird to a successful issue, looked upon
hini with pleading eyes, and then, ink
ing him by the hand in the irioat tender
manner,.besceehed him to go the court
awl obtain the license'.
'Oh ! come nlorfg Jake j -what's the
uife backing .out!' fell in diilcct tones
i upon Jacob's car.
? 'Mclihdy. I can't.The old roan will
give mc fits'if I marry yotl.'
'Haven't you?told men thousand times
that yoh would marry me in spite of the ?
old man ?'
'Yes ! yes! but there is-'
?J*.whnt?'
the farm.'
'Plague take the far;n.'4
.'Yes, but, Molindy,' reasoned her lov
er, 'hadn't we better* wait till the old
liian di?s,*aud then I'll have the iaftn,
sure?' . .
?Dod rot his old Soul, he'll live ?ftjf
5'ears yet;* there's no die in him. Comd
:tloi*g now aucf git that efr license \ I
j.nin't o-going To be put off any more.'
'I'll tell you what I'll d'j, Mviiiudy.'
'Well, spit her out.'
'If the old uiau holds out agin my.
having you till Christmas I II marry y-,u
then, farm or no farm.'
'Sure?'
A sure as my name's Jacob.'
'Well lot her >io then till Christmas,
but it' yVni back out then, j\-t':e, lootf
sharp.'
I'd toe the scratch then, by jiugo, if
:hr> old man ruus?tno off the farm with a
d utble-barrelcd shot-gun, certain.' And
Ja!:; iodiccd as if he would.
Thus reassured ou being married by
Christmas, Molindy drew off with her
Jake.
A Stro.vo Hint.? A little boy, who
had been told that he must never ask for
anvthiug to cat when away from home,
wi :.; into a neighbor's house when the
lady chanced to bo frying doughnuts.
'Ah,' sao! ]<?' 'you arc cooking.'
Await; that lie Lad* been well trained!
ai ! anxious to sec whether his apctito
w -?! i gel the hotter of his manuers, tlt'e^
lady did ti t give him any of the dough
nut P.
?\\ ell,' said he rctumiog to the charge,
?your cakts look nice.'
'Oh, very nice.' said the lady, 'they
are the host I over cooked.'
After playing wall the eat u f?lW min
ufos. he remarked :
1A ml (hoy smell nice.'
'Oh, ? th v smell nice,' was the la
dy's tantalizing answej.
'Well,' stid the htiy, I suppose if any
little child that was hungry should conn
in here when y?>u were cooking, you
vfoifld give him something to cat V .
?Well, yes, I think I would.'
lW( 11,' said ho. after another turn with
the cat, '1 gucsa I must go home, fur I
am vc y hungry."
It Is needless to add that begot a*
doughnut.
A Ot KEN STORY.?The rcmarkablo
phenomenon of a rain-shower of five
days dural ion. and confined to a cemete
ry lot at Mobile, Ala., in which thirteen
members of the same family have been*
intoned, was witnessed by upwards ?l
200 persons, It continued night and
day, and at no time during its continu
ance did it rain anv .Vhcro else in tho
;igh bor hood. Those who fii:<t witness
ed tho phenomenon were afraid to call
genera! r.'itontioil to it, for fear they
might run the ftsk of being considered'
iu'sanc.
'What do you mean by a cat and dog
life '' said a husband to au angry wife.
Look at Carlo and Kitty, asleep on the
rug ; 1 wish men lived half as gracefully
w Lb their wives.' 'Stop.' said the lady,
die them together, und sco bow they
will agree.