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OBANGKBtJIM*, H. C.
?AUGUSTES B. KNOWLTON,
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/ Mr. Knowltou will be at Lewisvillc EVEBY
?ATURBAY, and at Fort Motte on the 2d
%mi 4th FRIDAYS of every mouth.
jaly 28 tfi
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
OHA N G E B ERG, .S*. C.
Tfill atiasd is BUSINESS ?h any of
Ike STATE and the U. S. COURTS flit-the
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SEABROOK, "BROWNING.
ATTORN K YS AT LAW,
tomAXGFJBUUti C. II?? S?. <:?.
H. B. SBABROOK,
Acting Solicitor lat Circuit, j
MALCOLM I. BROWNING.
J. FELDER MEYERS,
Trial Justice.
aaajM ly
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ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Wm be at OBANGBBURO, an Meadsye,
Fridays and Saturdays.
As HWiaVILLK en the other aar? of the
Week.
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IZLAR & DIBBLE,"
ATTORNEYS AND SOLICITORS,
ORANGE BURG, S. G.
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TRIAL JUSTICE,
Residence In Fork of Kdltlo,
ALL BUSINESS ENTRUSTBI) will be
promptly and carefully attended to.
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notice.
\ The Subscriber respectfully informs the
CITIEEN8 of Orangeburg County that be
Wae on band and fur sale, all the* CHOICE
VARIETIES of GRAPES, FBA'E frtftn ROT.
Also the bsst Collection or Choice PEACH
BS, APPLE, PEAR, ROSE TREES and
B YE ll< J KEENS Address
A. JOURDAN, Poplar Club,
sept 10?if St.'Mntthews, 8 C.
1 St. albrecht,"
BOOT AND SHOE MAKER,
WRAXGEBVRG, 8. <,.
k)ESPECT FULLY INFORMS THE CITI
JL\j tens of Oraligeburg and Vicinity that
he has opened at hie NEW STORE on Ruh
sell Street, between Messrs. Briggmann k
Oo. add McNumaru A [tones, with a complete
Stock of LEATHER; fee., nnd that he has
auffioient Woi'ktuch tti fill ail Ordets n,m n
bd to htm.
Thanking the rtib'llt; P*t past patronage,
respectfully solicits a continuance of the
? .me. 'I ERMS CASH.
feb 3 oct 23 tf
! FftANK MELLETT,
BOOT AND SHOEMAKER,
TOOvKD TO
topi? Elite* Old Office,
oR*\oi;nrH?i s? c.
U pT'r'pafcd fo'df/nlf wofj> itf ?Ij< above
line as neatanfd cheapfc'r ttijitt any oHier man.
Please give me a* Irrfr: /:! vvV*k Granted
to give satisfaction.
FRANK AELLETT.
hot 12 . *tn
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The nature. us?b, nnd cslraordinay sani
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attempted, under similarity of name, to usurp
the confidence of the people and turn it t?
their own selfishncts and dishonesty, btil
their efforts have proved fruitless, while the
Pain Killer is still growing in public favor1:
HOW TO MAKE HOME ATTRACT!NK.?
Don't have your stairs without banisters, at
the risk of breaking your ceildreu's necks.
D?tt'f liavn wooden ceilings, that require a
coid of light wood to illuminate the room.
Don't hare windows without ulas?, IU that
whenever it rains you must shut out the
light of heaven. Don't have sashes without
blinds, so linit the summer sun will dazzle
your eyes, wrap your furniture and fade
your carpet. Rut order all the ncceftsnry
materials for finishing your house in comfort
able style from l\ V Tffale, Charleston, S.
('., the largest manufacturer of stich things
I iu tho Southern States.
METALIC CASES.
m
THE UNDERSIGNED 'HAS ON HAND
all of the various Sizes of the above Cases,
which can bo furnished immediately on ap
plication.
Also manufactures WOOD COFFINS as
usual, and at the fhtfrtcst notioe.
Apply to tt III0GS,
mar ft -ton Carriage Manufacturer.
M?TtCE
State of South Carolina.
ORANGEB?RO COUNTY.
In Tflt, ('i)VMtiN I'bKAS.
John C. l'ike, Trustee, S.c, 1
??? \
John MoMiphftcl, et. nl. J
By order of L'Gtfrt in thiacaso, the credi
tors of John MoMsohael nie required lo
present and prove their derrtaiide before mo,
within three months Iron this >lnte;
GEO. Bold'/ El>.
November 4, 1870 Referee.
Nov. 6 Sin
REEDER & DAYiS,
COTTON FACTORS
an a
Central Commission Mrrelmnls,
Arffjrr'*- Wharfs
<M1 ARIiKSTON, S. C.
Ofrfiii Rerdeb. Zimmkhmas Davis.
del \ "?> Otn
OFFICIAL.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
STATE TREASURY OFFICE,
Columbia, S. C, December 1, 1870.
THE ROOKS of tlic Treasury Office for
ibe Transfer and Conversion of STOCKS
anil RONDo be closed on and after the
ttlSth instant until tiic 1st proximo, for con
veience in preparing statomeiit of interest
duo to January 1, 1K71.
NILES 0. PARKER,
Treasurer State S. C.
(Ich 3 o
EXECUTIVE DEPABTEENT.
State TnKAstrr.T Orrics,
CoirMBIA, S C,December !, 1870.
rpriE INTEREST i vlling du* on the
J .Coupon IRjnda of the State of South
Lnrolinn lotho ist of January, 1871, will be
paid IN COLD on and aller that date at the
othce of 11. 11. Kimpton, Financial Agent of
tiie State, No. *.t, N*s?All Street, New York,
attd at this office.
The interest Inllinir due on the Registered
Stock oi' the State to January 1st, 1S71: vi-ill
be paid IN GOLD on und after tlial aRle at
ihe TrcasltrV nilice onlv
NILKS 0. PARKE?;
Treasurer .Mate South Carolina,
dec 3 c
AN ORDINANCE
To Prevent IFLK IT TRADF;
or Sit AS % IV wild tri (ho Cor
porate ILi mitts of Oriiiigelitirg,
Section 3. Thai front ami atttr the Gth
"' ?'???,'cr, l.-Tu. :.uv P;non or Persona
found Selling; INt-tcnn Exchanging, or
Disposing of Produce, Goods, Chattels or
Merchnntiiso of any character between the
hours of ? o'clock P. M. and ."> o'clock A. ??!.,
from the 1st ScptatJtbof ,M lilt March, and
between the hotirt of l'1 o'clock P. M. and
?t o'clock A. iM. Iroio tiiu 1st .March to 1st
September, shall subject the Offender to a
Penalty not exceeding Fifty (?O) Dollars.
See i!. Half of the Fines Collected shall
be given to the Informer when suHicicut
Pro ft' is given to Convict.
Sec. 3. Any Ordinance, or part thereof,
contrary to or repugnant to th.s OrdinaCe ia
Herebi repealed:
N. A. BULL, [t..i.j
Superintendent)
E. J. Olivkbus, Clerk.
dec 10 4t
AMENDMENT
TO OP.IHM.M K t<; Hltlfie Mil}*.
plica, stfto., for /lie Town of
Omnfgcuurg* :?-?. ?.'.
?"SKCTtoa 1. That any Itinerant Venler or
Trader who brings Horses, Mnlns, &c in
the Corporate I.units ot Oiungebut-g ii*iV.
forthwith make a Return 10 the tJlerk of
Council, 1 ho number of Stock on hsnd.
Hr.e. Any Stock, such us Horses, Mules.
&C, Sold or bargained for and Delivered
within :he Corporate Limits or Outside of
the Town o," CraHget'ttra during Iiis or their
slay. a>ler making his of their Returns to
The Clerk, shall be subject to the Tax of One
Hollar per Head.
Sue. 3. Any Violation to this Ordinape
shall subject the Offender to a Fine of not
Ie?3 tlntr! Five |6J Lollars nor more than
Twenty-Five [io) \)\J\HH.
Seo. 1. Any Ordinance, or part thorcof.
Contrary to or Repugnant to this Ordinance,
is hereby Repealed.
N. AUSTIN RULL, [l.s.]
Intendant.
K. j. Oi.ivkkos, Clcra.
>\<r 111 4l
WASHINGTON HOUSE
BY
Mrs. M. W, SHtfatton,
consr.a
? Ell V A IS A ASSEMBLY STREETS
COLUMBIA, S. C.
Convenient It* ihe Greenville aftfl Charleston
Railroad.^ arid tlic business portion of
the City. Rate of Transiont
Hoard?Two Dollars
jier Day.
Regular Boarders received "at Rcasnnablo
Unites
dec 10 If
FLORENCE!
THE BEST
Family Sewing Maehin?l
Unonualed for
SIMPLICITY AND DURABILITY OF CtHl
STRUCTION.
EXCELLING ALL OTHBRS in ita cu*ft?i
'y ror all kifds ft rffi'vk w-fthtfrft change 6'r
adjustment, and for Beauty and Klasticily ot
Stitch.
AGENCIES?50??.BROAUWAYj N: Y..
and in all the principal cities in the UfVhcd
S'atcs and Oreal Britain.
8HAFPER it BR0? Agente,
Charlesion, S: ?.
C. 11, HaLL, Aicnl, On.ugehurg, a. C:
sty! 86 ft
?
Tbc sim'e at reit 4nd twilight grey,
Steals softly froia afar ;
Night gently foldo her sable wing,
To greet the evening itar.
Sweet Luna comes from 'neuth the wave,
Hereilvery rays tossed,
Aud looks down oiviitke Weary aahti;
>'rom out her ctl.er b*'d.
At .his lone hour s tittle boat
Moves gently to the shore ;
Into it leaps a Maiden iVr,
Her lover plies t e oar.
And now 80ft streit? of music fio?t,
As down the stream they row ;
A light guitar the injUderi hftlds,
That breathes sweet r.QtcB or,love.
The one?a noble fcout Sa he,
His suit, Confederate gray,
A grittem! ft't-m of stately mien, j
In war's own proi?arta^r*'; ??
M _
And she, the faiteerof the land,
Deer Carolina's pride?
Has p"fsh!!?ed ere'uuolher ?1?,
To bo young Char?Vs bride.
Yes, that fond heart is all hi? own,
He clasps her wilting hand,
'Hound her fair forn| one arm entwines?
The boat floats lor thu laud.
But do they see those threatening clottds, -j
That hover o'er love's Bark ?
Ah ! no, life's but a'falry dream "
And sweetly sings the Inrk:"
'i V* '
The tempest's war is wildly loud,
Dark gathering shadows come;
Andlingef fle?.1- lliel- happy hearts,
In shroud of midnight gloom.
He pressed it kiss'upon Cue cheek
Or her he loved Stj well** ?
All vain he tried, ns .tnH he dashed,
? !!!?! rie?ng tlV'Hghl. to i'%11.
Far in the distance !? obh'the fia*3, m
The camp-fires burning bright;
The bugle, too. now ?}unda to horse,
. To battle for lb- r?jLii.
That little band who oft had faced
The frowning guns or death,
Now onward rode with shouts of pdicer,
When victory claimed her wreath.
"Our Charlie's (alien '." oiie*i tho V ii .?,
Of many a comrade now.
As they stand near his blooding torn,
With sorrow's lowering brow.
A s'dent tenr-drop gently falls,
Ffbtlt i!*anfr a flushing eye.
As vengeunce madly tdirieku aloud,
With wild and threat* ning cry,
The day is won, but Charlie lies,
Upon the battiu plain,
His silent heart eau ne'er more Ihr? b
Tb* pleasure, or to pain.
His pluine is trailing in the dust,
That eye once sparkling bright,
With mirth and joy, :ilas '. is diliunc '.
By cruel death's thu !.- Wight,
''Tell tier g?od bye;' WOS fitinllv breathe 1,
fire hle's last spark had fled,
Ere death's keen sword had pierced his heart
He sleeps on glory's bed
The trumpet s peal no more can roUic,
That slumber long and deep,
His steed by othei hands is reined,
Aud crowds are left to weep.
But better far for him who lies,
Beneath the clay void sod;
Than those who only lived to feel
Oppression's galling rod.
rWr heroes, rest ! tho strife 1.1 b'cf
Our banner's dFOOpiUg HOW ,
With which you nobly luugn/ to j.raco
Fair glory's queenly brow.
Rest! future days shall claim il yet,
As time's dark train moves on,
And place within its gilded folds,
Pannie's wreath so proudly won !
ANN IB AUGUSTA GLOVEft ?
[From Woodhull & Claflin's Weekly.J
Gossip for" Woim ii
TRUE LOVELINESS.
Site who thinks a noble haart
Better than a noble mien.
Honors virtue more I Ban art,
Though 'lis less in lasht /i seen;
Whatsoe'er her I. ..one !'e.
She's the bride?fife ?vife? for mo.
She who decraa that inward grace
Far surpasses outward show ;
She who values )c<s fhofact
Than thai ohnro"? the soul can snow ;
Whatsoe'er her f?rtum bo,
She's the bride - the wife?for me.
Slie who knows $0 heart .*?'rMiros
Something more than the lips of dew,
That whon love's brief roso expires,
Love itself dies wilS it too?
Whntsoe'er her fortune bo,
She's the bride?the w^'o frf fine.
A Sailor':* Lovo.
Ope littic oot-of 'politoBoaB/will "some
times "pave tho way to fortune and pro
ferracut.?THo ^following sketch illus
trate* this fact :
A sailor, roughly garbed) was stroll
ing through the streote of Now Orleans,
^heu in a rather damp cQ?dit:on ? from
recent mm und tho rise of thojide..
Tujmiug the corner of u much . freqttun
tod and narrow nlfey." ho* observed a
young lady standing in pdi plexity, appir
ently^ueasuf?ftifj'tbc lleptH of tho muddy
water between hot and the opposite tndo
walk with no very satisfied' countenance.
e aatlor paused, lor he was a great
sdmirer ?*f beauty, and certainly the fair
face that -peeped out from under the l
lftjle cjjjip hat, :uid tlic auburn curls1
j hanging" glossy and and uncoiifiticd over
pier mt&dip dross, wight tempt a curio
or an ndmiriug\ glance.?Perplesod the
j lady put forth on? little foot*, \i\en ?he
gttllaut Bui'or, with '"impulsiveness, eav
claimed: ^Thut pr.-tfy foot/Mady.
should not bo soiled with the filth of
this lane; watt {'or a moment only, and
attd I \yll make yon a path."
So springing ptlst^her into a carpen
ter's shop'opposite, he furgniucd fur a
plaR.k board that stood in tho doorway,
and coming back to the .S'oiliog girl,
j ft\io was. just coquetish cnotrgh to ncoepj
tlie services of tho handsoihc "vputll s;u
Hor he'bridged* tho. narrow but'ek stream,
and ajbc tripped across with n' merry
'Ijitauk you. and a roguish smile, * mak
ing ho?- es as dnsMing 'as they could
* 'Alas! our yodhjj sailor was perfectly
eharuied. What else would make htm
calch np and thoulder Ute plank, and
follow the little witch through tho slimy
strcrts to* her home she t.vice perform
ing tho ccriuiony of walking* the plank,
and each time thanking him with onu of
her eloquent smiles
i^scutlx iiUr b?^o jjaw tho young lady
trip up the mat Lie steps of ;? palace of a
? house and disappear within its rosewood
entrance. Fur a full minute he stjod
lodtvliig at thi- door, and thou with a
wonderful sigh, turned away, disposed of
his ?rawb'Hdge and wended lib path
ba.'k to liits h'.'ip.
The next day he wn'? astonished with
an onler of promotion Irotii the Captain.
I'oor Jack was specchll ?a with amaze
ment; he had im tlrbaiu of being exalted
to (lie dignity of a second mate's ofPoe
i>u hoard into of the most spl ndid t-liipa
that sailed out ol New Orleans. He
knew hi: was compcteut, fur instead of
spending his money for nmusetuctit,
visiting theatres and bowling alleys onl
his return from sea. he purchased books
altd had hocomo quite a stulent; hut In
expected y^ars to intervene before his
ambitious hopes would he rcaliz d.
His superior officers seemed to l""k
upiui him with considerable leniency,
ami ;..a\(' him many a lair opportunity
to gat lief marine knowledge; u.al in a
year the handsome, gentlemanly young
mate had acquired unusual favor in the
eyes of the portly commander, Captain
Hume, who had first take) the smart
little Ida-k eyed fellow'' with hi? lieai
Mirpauiio, nud lid) bund!'-. ;*.s his c.tbiu
boy I
Otic night tho y tig man with all the
other officers was invited to un entertain
inen I .it the Captain's h iusc. He wetit.
ami tu Iiis astonish incut mounted the
idcutical steps that, two v ats before the
brightest vision ho Lad evet sceti passed
over-?-a vision he had nover forgotten.
Thump, thump, went h.s brave henrt as
ho w is ushered iuto the parlor, and like
a sledgcdittinmcr it beat agate, when
Captain Humu brought forward his blue
eyed darfghter, and with a ploasaut smile;
said : ?
'This young lady was onci indebted to
your kindness for a sale aud dry walk
home.'
His eye-; were all ablaze, ami hi.*
brown cheek* Dashed hastily as the
noble Cuptaiu ssuutcred away, leaving
11 race Hume at his side. And in till
that assembly was not so handsome a
cotip'le an the gallant sailor and the
'pretty ladt.'
It was only a ydnf ffom that timothat
the second mate trod the quarter deck,
second only iu command, and part owner
with the Captain, not only in his vessel
but ill* the affections of bis daughter,
gentle Gra*6e Hume VTh'o had always
chortshed respect, to say nothing of love,
lor the bright i-yed sailor.
His homely but earnest r.ct of polite
rVess toward his child bad pleased the
Captain, and though the youth knew it
uut, w.t> the '"atfs'c of bla lir. t promotion,
ao that, now tho^?ld m:tn has retired
from business, Henry Wells is Captain,
und Gr%co Huniela nccfvJiH;i^ to polite,
?mcc, Mrs. Captain Well;?. Tu fact,
tho honest sailor is one of tho richest.
men in th'a Crescent City; and he o'w.
perhaps, the greater pait oMli? 'prosper
ity to his tuet rfnd politeur.33 in grossing
the street. *v.
S Why Woman Wois
Somo close observer of our ?otn*l rein-"
tinns, having looked about among his
married female acquaintances, ventures
to give ,he following list, witfi an at
tempt to Indicate the rcjl reasons which
i?fi?ence too'roany to marry:
MARRYING PAR A HOME.
Number otic baft marked for a h'o'mj.
Sbo has got tir^d of working in n facto
ry 'or teaching school. She thought
married life'911 earth was but moonlight
walks, buggy rides, AP^lmhnets and
nothing to do. Ttcll, sbifl has got her
home. ; whether or not she Is tired of the
inenmbranees tliW Ueportoift wnith qotj
inosiuuchsa Mils deponent does.uot posi
tively know.
CONSULTING FAMILY INTBRESTS.
Nanibcr-two married been use she, b?S
aoren young -sisters ' and a pnpa with a
narrow income. Sho consulted thevin
'-lerests of her family. Porhnp* she
would better have consulted her owru in
terests bj.takiug in- light washing or by
goii g out hy the day to work.
SHE L1KEE TtlE SOfJND OF ftllS; J
Number three married, becaiise Jlrs..
sounded bo much better than Miss, S*h.o
was tweuty-uiuc years a.id eleven months
.old, and another month would have trans
formed her into a reguluY old maid.
Think how awful that Wndld llaVc beoo !
WAITED"* SOMEBODY TO PAV IIER. BILLS.*
Number four married because i?ho
wanted.somebody t;> pay her bills. Her
husband manicd'^or precisely the satirT
j reason, so they arc both repenting at
i leisure.
NOT UOINO TO HF. LEFT BEAIND.
Number five married because. Fanny
White lind u uicJ new husband, and phe
WaSrt't going to be left behind. Pity it
ulio cOuldu't get married as Well as other
folks.
** (H? I ED FOa MONEY,
j Number six married beeau-o she was
' pour and wanted riches ! She never
counted on all the other things that were
' inseparable from those coveted riches.
SHE L1KKD TO TRA \ EL.
Number sever1 married because she
thought she should liitc to travel. Hut
Mr. Number Sovod ehangud his mind
ufteiNard, uf ! a!! tho travel 15 ig site has
done has beTt between the well and the
back kitchen door.
MARRYING OUT <>F SPITB.
Number eight married uutof spite bo
' cause her first lovo had taken to himself
a second love '. This piece of retaliation
i might have done her good at the time.
! but in the long run number cighl found
it did riot pay.
WANTED SYMPATHY.
Number nine married because she bad
re:ul novels and "wanted sympathy."
Sympathy is a fine thing, but it cools
down at a rapid rate if the domestic
kittle is not kept boiling, and the do-j
' mestic turkey is undone Novels ;::.d ;
j housekeeping don't run very well togeth
er in harness, to use a sporting term;
aud number nine's supply of sympathy
didn't bohl out very tefjg.
MARRIED FOR I.oyk.
Number ton married because she loved
her husband with all hor heart nnd
Boul And slie loves him still, und
will probably continue to love him aud
is tho happiest wife in the world?so1
she says.
We have nil tho right motive at last
ono which when sanctified by a desiro
tnd resolution to improve and elevate
each other, and to live true and holy
lives before God, cannot fail to call down
thu blessings of ffeaven. Hut sad is the
fute of thoso Who marry from Wrong inn
' tires, to escape their share of life's Work,
I or to get something for which they have
nothing to giv.: in return.
A Dutchman* in Dccntur, Illinois, mar
ried a second wife in about a Week after
tlto loss of No. I. Tlfo Sabbath follow
ing the wife listed Wer lord to take her '
out riding ami was duly 'out up' with
the foiling response: Yot. dinks I ricto
out mit anodor womau so soou after tha
death of mine freu ? Nein, nein !'
'. Quito ft number of odd 911?! xfnwung
scenes frcrjuet^^^ parties .-who
visit the Probate Court fur the purpose
cr* securing the ?c?a?tt^ iccuuzrst (o
legalize their roatriago. 2iut the other
day h young man, about- twcnty-onej ac?
coutpaniol bv c.c of thcopppatfte sct,
steps of the court house, aim then, on
being directed to the Probate Court, took
up the Uqq pf mure-h for its hallow pre
cfWeta. . 1 leaching, he rnfuaed to enter,
His hand dkl mtafce.
And,;trembling like, a IcrfT ot ?>pen pv
And troubled blood thro' his pale faee: wft
Kv.i^swfx' ? ?, *? ?.
Tocorffe and go^ with tiding* from the heart,
As It a running mcsscugor had been..
The rustic rhaidcu, who was extreme
ly anxious.to see the marriage programme
carried to a successful issue, looker"! upon
hift with -plcadidg eyes, and then, tak
ing him by the'handln the triost tender
tnanuoi', beseeched him to gjo the court
anil obtain tho license.- >
?Ohl coinc nlotfg Jake; what's the
backing ?out !* fell in dulcet tones
upon Jacob's car.
'Uclimlv. I can't. Tho old man will
give we jits'-if I marry yen*.' (
'Haven't yovurold tuna thousand times
that you would marry mc in spite of the
old man ?'
'Yes! yes! but there is-'
?Is. what?'
the farm.'
'Plague take the farm.',
?'.Yes, but, SfeTindy/ reasoned lier lov
er,'hadn't we better* wait till the old
man dics.'aud then I'll liavc the iaftn,
surety .
:Dod rot his old toul, he'll live ?ftf
j'eurs yetj* there's no die in him. fjomo
aloi?j? now anef git tb'at'xjfo- license ' I
't a-going To be put off any* more.'
TU tell von what I'll do, Moliudy.'
'Well, Kjp't her cut.'
?If the old man holds out ngiu mj.
having you till Christmas "I'll marry y-.u
then, firm or no farm.*
'Sure?'
'As sure as my tiamc'd Jacob.'
?Well, lei her ?j*o then till Christmas,
but if jfo? back out then, $n\:c, I00R
I sharp.'
LM too the scratch then, by jiugo, if
tho old man rutis?mc off the farm with a
I double-barreled shot-gun, certain.' And
Jillcc1 looRed as if he would.
Thus reassured ou being uiarri cd b y
Christmas, Mcliudy drew off with her
Jake.
A Strong Hint.?A little boy, who
bad been told that he must never ask for
anything to cat when away from home,,
went inti) n neighbor's house when tho
laJy chanced to ha frying doughnuts.
'Ah,' said b" 'you are cdoKircg.'
Aware that he bad* been well trained!
nil J anxious to see wh-.ther his apetitc
would get the better of his manners, the!
lady did uot give him any of tho dough'
11 tit p.
*\\ ell,' said he returning to the charge,
?your cukes look nice.'
?Oh, very nice,' said the lady, 'they
arc the best I overcooked.'
After playing w?tl< the cat a frtf miu
utcs, he remarked :
'And they smell nice.'
'Oh. yes, they sin-11 nice,' was the la
dy's tantalizing answer
'Well/ said the boy, I suppose if any
little child that was hungry should come
tu bore when you were cooking, you
wV.fld' give him something to cat P.
?W? 11. yes, I think I would.'
?Well,' said he, after another turn with
the cat, '1 gue*8 I must go home, for I
j am vc y hungry.'
It U needless to add tlia't he get at
Idouubn ui.
A Ol)ken Story.?The remarkable
phenomenon of a rain-shower of five
days duration, and confined to a cemete
ry lot at Mobile, Ala., in which thirteen
members of tVe same family have beert
interred, was witnessed by upWaftfs Of
200 persons. It continued night and
day. und at no time during its continu
ance did it rain any .Vhcro else in tho
neighborhood. Those who first witness
ed the phenomenon w to afraid to call
general rttteoUod to it, for fear they
might run the fisk of bciug considered"
insane.
?What do )ou mean by a cat aud dog
llifo 1" said a husbuud to au angry Wife.'
Tliook at Carlo and Kitty, asleep on the
Irug ; 1 wish men lived half as gracefully
IwkU their wives.' 'Stop.' said (he lady,
I tic them together, aud see h'oW they
|will agree.