The Orangeburg news. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, January 08, 1870, Image 1

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Sa??a^mr-rif LU). IL..I. .,^1 r .-~ ?- ?: j _. .... .!-?ja?.?su.i j.i.,.uu_ 11J tt.: :vv 81 LJ TWO > ANNUM. > GOD iA-TSTX) OUR C(J?NTRY. { ALWAYS IN ADVANCE. git In SATURDAY MORNING!'- JANUARY 8, 1870. NUMBER 47. TH&QRANGEBURG NEWS d-.u.'-i Ll->A i ' PUBLISHED .AT ORANGEBURG, S. C. c. iEiery Satnrtlay Morning. -??? ' ?:o:? <<]Tas. rr. HALL* CO. P ? BL1 sn F.HS AND PROPRIETORS. ill ?' TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. One Copy for one yeor. $2.00 *~ " Six Months. 1.00 Any one Bonding TEN DOLLARS, for a Club of Sow Subscribers, will receive an EXTRA COPY for ONE YEAR, Tree of charge Any ono sending FIVE DOLLARS, /?r a Club of New Subscribers, will receive ?n EXTRA COPY for SIX MONTHS, free of ?karge. *? '' _-o-? rl'RATEB OF ADVERTISING. 1 Square 1st Insertion. $1.50 ?? ?? 2d ?.? . 1.00 A Square consists of 10 lines Brevier or ?oae Inch of Advertising spacek Administrator's Notiees, .$5.00 notices of Dismissal of Guardian*, Au ministratbrs, Executors, &c.$0 00 Contract Advertisemente inserted upor. the 'most liberal tennis. /u ? MARRIAGE and FUNERAL NOTICES, "not exceeding one. Square, inserted without ??karge. 9*mY- Terms Cash in Advance. "?a u . - _ LAW N OTIC JE. DeTreville & Sistruiik, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, ORAXGERURG, E. C. ^ff. J. DkTrkvii.le. F. 0. Sistrcsk. June i2 tf xjcauvs v juj.u vXi vIJLiVs V JLJJLL, -?lTTOI1>TI? Y S a'sfti C'OUNSKILCOKS AT I. AW, OKANGERURG C. II., 8. C. Thpb.-.W}-Gt-ov-tK. MouTtMCB Glovkr. j-2 ly KUTS O NS & LSG ARE, - XTT()I;NEXS_l5X\ SOLIOITORS. Win ?ti^n'l ihn Courts in Oninffehurcr. B?rnwell nnd Beaufort, und t!w United States Cear.s. -?jDf.FI?? AT OlUNflEBURO, S. c. "TT. it. But*os. W. F. uctsos. T. K Lm a r. k. J-? 2-1 c 1y IZLAR & DIBBLE, ATTORNKYS AND SOLICITORS, omaxckb l~RG, s. c. JxMKi F. Ir.i.Au. Samiki. DtnULK. fek 23 ; * ly MALCOLM I. BROWNING, ATWKNKV at law, ?BAS?EBUIUi C. H., So. tn aug 21 f} ly Augustus B. Knowlton, Attorney 4t Counsellor at Lnu. AT LEWIPVILLE.?Wednesday and Sat urday, Resides at "Oakland"' near For: Motte, S. C. dec 18 ,. 3m FRED. FERSNER, ?ESTIST. "^m";"be la Orangeburg every Thursday, Friday and'Saturday. Office la roaroPBULL, SCOYILL & PIKE, feb 20 tf ???JJB/E W. KENNERL Y, OHA N It K IS UKW, XTAVLNG. REMOVED TO THIS PLACE, I M Respectfully offers his Professional .bervtccs to the Ctiiions and Vicinity. Office on Russell Street, opposito Bull, ? Seovill A Pike's. mar 13 2m DR j\ R. TOOMER, ORANGEBURG), S. C. RESPECTFULLY INFORMS THE CITI ZENS of Orangcbiirg and Vicinity that he ?has resumed the Practice of Medicine, aiwl Scan be fonnd tit his Residence on Russell Street. jnn 10? ly x>. w. noTBijsLsoisr. ?o ?rfl le -i ITA Sil ION A111.K TA1XOK, I hami (lie pleasure io announce to rij nii Vmcrdns'CuBt/wera and tho Public generally, Hhat having ?v?tnn*ved to a Central Position. 'haMy tittd eonreaUat to all, ! am now pr& V-aH-ed Cut. Fit and make Up a GENTLE. "MAN'S tVARDlf<?BE with Neatness and \>espat6li. Tetws liberal and Wx.rk War Tonte.d. Thankful for the Patronage of the past, I respeetfaliy, solicit its coal in'iaHice. Next door to Messrs. Bull, Seovill & Pike, I can be <bund at all tiuine. Jin 9-1 j D. W. ROBINSON. G> D. KEITT, Lumber and Timber Factor, and Gene ral Commission Merchant, Prepared to Advance liberally oa Consign ments when in baud. Office West End llrond?6?trcct, CHARLESTON, S. tt dec 11 3m coa mission m arisen a-sth. CHARLESTON, s. c. Are prepared to make- LIBERAL AD NANCES on Consignments to tbern of COT TON, RICE. TIMBER, LUJMBEK, &c. oct l? wca 3m e. s. -buknha-m:, Succecsyr to R. IE. Durnhum, 421 King St., Sign Red Mortar, just below Culhoun St., Charleston, S. C, UKAl.KH in Drops, Medicines, Chemicals, Alcohol, Pure Wines ami Liquors for Medicinal Pur poses, Perfumery, Soaps, Brashes, Fancy and Toilet Articles, oct 2 ly Bollmaiiii Brothers, COMMISSION MERCHANTS. dkalkiis in Groceries, Wines, Liquors, Tobacco, Scgars, A"?. 88 Eait Uay. CHARLESTON, S. C. B. Boi.lmasx, H. Bollmanm: oct 2 ? 3m GEORGE S. HA-CKER, SASH BLIjSTD AND D O O K F A C T O It V . KING STREET, OPPOSITE CANNON. CHARLESTON, S. C. A large Stock of the above on hand. All orders for the saino promptly filled. sept IS * Cm WM. C. BEE & CO., FwelorH and COM MIS8K)N M CRCIIA NTS. 22 A DOER'S WHA RF, C U A Ii L ES TO N, S. C. W.m. 0. Bke. Tiikooorm D. Jbrvht Lilt ERA L ADVANCES made upon C..n j sisnuit-nls to th" al?u' f Mo..-?, tw <>i.... lostoti. NewYork" and l.ivei'iiool Mui-lcts. Apply to JAMES BROWNE, sept -I?tt* At 1). Lotus' Kturr. AN' M . M. LAAV TON, COTTON FACTOR, and C( )MMISSI?N M I: R t' 11A NT, CHARLESTON, S. ? Liberal advances made on consignments and produce shipped to Liverpool, &c. sept weo 4m REEDER & DAY IS, COTTON FACTORS -and <? E X E RAli CO .\3 MISSION At ER <'IIA X ts, ADGEIt'S NORTH WHARF, (.'HAUL E STOX, So. C a. CONSIGN JEXTS RESPECTFULLY, SO LICITED. Osv.t.i.i. Enr.nt.it. Zimai i.i.m.' n Davis aug 28 wee <3m "W H I T lE'S 91 A 11 IS U K W O II Ii S , 117 Mcdti'ntj-Street. Chorleaton, So. Ca. MONUMENTS, HEAD STONES, MAR ble and Stone Tile, Bine Flagging and Drown Stono Work, of every description. SCOTC II G R A NIT E M 0 N U M E N T S. Irou Iluiliiigg. B. 11. WHITE. K. D. tVIlJTR. may 1 o 12m ^;^i7Ai>Th pi/i-n^r J& U v t ^ jl: V 1 xja% XV X y 155 MELTING STREET, Opposite Chui'It'Kfon Hotel. CIL I R LES tox, S. s. DEALER IN SCHOOL, LAW and MED1 cal Rooks. LAW BLANKS, &c, BLANK BOOKS of all Styles on hand ami made to order. STATIONERY of all kinds. PRINTING of every description executed with promptness and at reasonable rates. PRINTING PAPERS and Wade I Co.'fl Book and Job PRINTING INK. ool - t?m Campsen Mills Flour REOKIVEfl Til E F I R S T I* R E M I U M At So. Ca. State Fair, Columbia. S. C, 1869. The undersigned oiler to their Country Friends and the Puhho in general a choice and pure article of I lour. They have on band and Qrinding Daily a lull supply o) Choice Family Extra an ' Rnpi ? I- LOI R. Also, Northern and Western Flour ul low est market prlecj CORN, OATS and HAY?oilOO bus. Prime White and Mixed Corn. 2QO0 bus. Prime o.its and 500 bale* Prime Eat tt rn and North River Hay. JN<>. OAWPSKN ? CO., dec I?:!m Charle-ton, S. C. \T ia.1. IM?r?l> and CIIAXA'JKIj [^|^ QYTERS supplied in quantities to suit purchasers. Ord'ira from all parts of the interior solicited. A?hlr<tSS THOMAS M.-CRAPi, W*nt, V. O Dax No. ;;::U Charleston. S. C. Kkvk.bkncks?da nies Adjrcr A Co.. Hon. J. B. Campbell. Dr. St. J. Ravenel, David Jen nings, McCrndy & Son, W, G. Dingle. John S. Kyan. nov 20? The New Code of Procedure. To the Editor of (he Orangvlnrg Neics. Sir : As the adoption of the Code of j Procedure recently submitted to the Ah sclubty, seems to be beyond a peradven turo, u low brief outlines of a practice so ' radically different from that which at present obtains, m:iy uot bo entirely un interesting to my brother members of the profession?probably not even to the public at lurgo, whose sight* will, by the now system, be rendered capable, in many und important respects, of more prompt, certain and effectual enforce ment. All distinct! ons between Ootumbn law and Equity, arc abolished, save us to the relief asked, and a slight difference In the form of the summons; anil all reme dies are to be Bought either by action or by special provccjtling. All actions are commenced by the ser vice of a summons; which is in all cases substantially the same. containing, alter the name of the court ami the title of the cause, simply a notice to the defendant, to answer the complaint, and to serve a copy thereof on the plaintiff's attorney, at his office, within twenty days slier the service of the summons] and that if he fail SO to do the plaintiff will either take judgment against him for the amount claimed, or apply to the court for the re lief demanded, as the cause uf action may require ; the former in case the ac tion is one on contract for the recovery of money only, the latter in all other eases. The' summons is subscribed by the plaintiff's attorney, ami requires no tettr.. The complaint, which corresponds to the present declaration, may be either served on the defendant, ur filed in the ? 'Hue of the Clerk of the Court, and cither at tho time of serving the sum mons, or within s;ii time thereafter us -*4r?**?ttttKta<.<. HH^u. tier service ov ap pdsrar.cr, ;.c;;;;.;;d .:y :; ;:; proper form. The plaintiff Iks twenty days after service of the answer (which corresponds to the ptevent fUca) within which to re ply, and thenceforth the pleadings arc designated as tit c immoii law. But as tho allegations in the reply arc to bo deemed traversed by the defendant, with out rejoinder, further pleading.is gene rally unnecessary to bring the panic.* to issue, After issue, joined, the date of which is that of the service of the last pleading, the cause may bo placed upon the calendar (or issue ?locket) by cither party, und be brought on lor trial upon it notice of trial served fourteen days be fore the first day of the term. The fine spun Cobwcbj <d' special plead ing are swept from their accustomed corners, and pleading, as a science, is no more; fortlto complaint,answer,and other pleadings are freed from all (he old tech nical rules. They must coutuin a '"plain, ami concise statement of the facts e n.-ti tutiuu a cause, of action," or defence? and nothing more. Demurrer lies where the facts are insufficient, OS Well as lor other reasons appearing on the lace of the pleading; a motion to strike out is tbe proper course where the allegations are uuueccesary or impouliuont. Alle ?.?*J comptaiut u d controverted My I" t answer?or in tho answer not o >u trorcrted by the reply?arc admitted. If the defendant fails to appear within tin twenty days, the plaintiff is entitled to judgment, which in many cases may be entered immediately, the ami.tint of damages being uduiittcd hy the tumult ; in others, after assessment of dam ages by the ( lutk, or Sheriff's Jury, qr upon proper application to the Court, If the plaintiff fails to reply within the limit d time the defendant is entitled to such judgtueut as ?? bis right, upon su?"h facts in the answer as required a reply ; e. g. in the case of a counter-claim ex ceeding the piaintiff'r claim, judgment for the amount of such excess, etc., etc. The provisions of the New York Code (of which. I am informed, the one now before the Assembly Is, with a few local (ilteratioi)s, an exact eopy) as to arrest nud hail, have ?Ire dy,become'law in this Yt?te, in their principal features, by vir tue of th6 act of September, 18(58, w hich provides, also, that thenceforth there shall be no arrest it) civil actions nave as friert in provided. l>ut as this act i& framed under the new system, while the practice in in nil other respects as }ct. unaltered, it w mid s-ein that air?ttempt tn e.ur\ out its provision.-, IUlgl/1, ?S tho law now stands, give rise lo soiuu troublesome question*. Any such difficulty, how - u -_*. - j-?.?......? . . ?' CVCI, Win uv uw.ucu, uuu iuc picsuui '?? congruity obviated, by the jSudptiou of the Code in tho proposed florin*' ? Tiie remedies afforded by ttie common law actions of trespass, rcplovin, trover and detinuo,-for tho recovery ol personal property or its value, are all 'Obtainable under tlx; new system in a sin^lo form of action and by a collateral '-proceeding' in that action, "to recover the possession of personal property." Tho^cdmpl.iint alleges the cause of action, nigl, If dam ages' only are desired, the case takes its usual course, but if the plaintiff seeks u specific recovery of tlie chattel, the Shoriff* upon being served with a sufli eient bond or undertaking, anl' with the proper affidavit on the part offthe pi lin tiH, endorsed with n requisition to that effect by the plaintiff's attorney, is re quired to taku the properly fmpi the de- , feiidaut and deliver it to tilt plaintiff, and the defendant may d.niaotf a re-de livery to iihiisell b;- <iiviug ^sufficient undertaking, to the effect thaLif the rc turu be finally adjudged to lu plaintiff, he will so return it. and lhattlje plaintiff shall he paid such .sum as mim for any cause, bo recovered ::gainst thf^dcfcmlant in the actiou. The tit I'endauMLj also ur restahh: lor wrongfully or unjuray taking, detaining, injtniug ..r cloignifqg, the pro perty which is the m bject of -the action. '1 his proceeding is alumst precisely similar to the practice in replevin which obtains in lVnns.) lvania, ofj?hlch the learned American editor of Stephens on I'le.iding. remarks (8th Am. p. exi ) ??iVnnsylvaiii.i alone. pwi Ii.:ps^aiu nig the ! tales of tliis Union, pos<esJK.thc most rational and effect u it m . l iiodjflt proceed ing i:i ac inus id' replc\in, that e.mhl possil \\ be dt v.- .1. It ineeW'iCVery p ?? 1 silde c.-e in which relief can^bc cNpO'-t ed from this f- rm of action; ?wiikou; any of the iueoiivrni'-nees, tin: icai'of which i;a* jeeveoteii it- c.\t<-u.do;i 'elsewhere '1 'his r. -tiun lie>. in that Stiteyin every case where tho right to the whether l.hl'V ll:iVil li.-r ,i lo^Hi'v t-tKMO or are otherwise diverted or kept away1 from their right owner. Nor d ?es the party in possession suffer any ineoiiveu ict.ee in ruuahyri.sk Iroui this proceeding * * ' llnw this practice came to be introduced in that state docs not appear, hut it has been found so beneficial t|,ui it may he considered tho cuiiiiuvu law o;' the Slate." 'I he provisions ol the Code as t i At* taehiuciits afford a remedy, as well as a preventive, in many instance* where the plaintiff is at present rciuodiloss, and. for an ngiieultur.il community, are, perhaps, quite as comprehensive as is necessary. They liavo given very general satisfac lion to the profession in New York, al though, in some canes, proving rather too strict and technical lor the sudden ami urgent necessities of a great commercial oily. tSpi'cittl i>y<*'/?'?(////.?/>? are all proceedings oihorlhaii actions?such as habeas corp us, rertiorari, proei i dings for the Sale ol in hint's estates, f/i lunuttcOj etc .?and are governed by the rules of the common law, or of the statutes to which they owe their origin, or of either as controlled or modified by the other. As my purpose was merely to give ti !>i!ci" ; sunt? of some of the more im p rUut features of practice under the proposed Code. 1 shall say nothing as the comparative merits of the two nya teius That the new method will, n't first, find many end bitter enemies, there i.-> little ?uiibt. Some atiiidcluviun fossils in New V? i!; cont i.me their sneers at it even to the present day, tin ugh it has been in operation there lor twenty-one years. And to the question, put coiiun drum ui.e, -Why D.ivid Dudley field, and the other members of the Practice commission were like an individual suf luring Irotn n scvo*"; attack of influen za '(" thoirreverent and shocking answer has been returned, that it was bceuuso they "had a had Code id their head-.'" Three resulto, however, will pretty c< rtainly follow the change, namely : 1st. Thai practitioticrs under tho old system will continue to prefer it until they forget it. 2d. 'lli.it thou they will continue to prefer the now system until thc\ m.der stand it. 3d. Tllttl the trades and handicrafts will lose mndy uii excellent workmun, to furnish the profession with that?of which it has already a sufficient supply ! Hoping that 1 shall not trespass on yOtir printor*b caiie (it 'cfth/l l)e done un der the Code !) Yours, fic. Al'til'STCS U. KNOWLTON. ?Oakland," near Tort Motto, Dec. 27, W>SL Winter Fiushioiis. Nk\V YottK January 1. Judging by the preparations made for it, the ball sotison, which will succeed the holidays, will be undsally brilliant. The toilettes already completed surpass in rich noes, variety and uniqueness', those of any season withiu the memory of society. Satins of the shiniest surfaces uud tho richest glow arc the distin guishing feature. Poucock-colored Boitin, train cut in points around the bottom, each point embroidered in a perfect semblance to a ]>( aeock's-tail feather, is a dress just completed lor an elderly lady. The lady's married daughter will appear du ri?g the winter in sevor.il floral cost nines, the dresses always short, as is deemed appropriate lor dancing. One of these costumes is culled, ??The Ulush Rose" and is a succession oi short salin roso colored skirts fulling over eaeh other like the pota's of the flower alter which it is named. Another is the l?glantiuc or yellow sweet-briar rose?the petals lew. No underskirts arc to be worn with this, as the "sfiinjnti/" look is vcr> much sought alter Generally, crape or tulle or some kiyd uf transparent tissue is worn over the satin, and S?ltens its brilliancy and gives it richness too, by giving it depth. It is imperative that this gauze be of the same color and shade as the satin botlCUlh it. Sometimes it is put ou puffi '1, or in the form of 11 unices, tho satin showing between thctu, but ofteucr by way oft? Ion?; tuiiic. which is , Variously draped by always forming a bunch at the back by way of .puuuier. ! Another style of dresses is quite dif i forciit ; these tiro called, ?Orientals" t he material is dark velvet, they are heavy with embroidery in various hiyh _ .1 ... . i . :;>. . i .. it: ... t i .. ? 1 i coioiou riiivo, i-iii.i in, aim in.too oi different widths. These are 'he richest mid most expensive Unking, especially kvlitui ..i, by tju, lfiuz.1 uf uv*i)ji.g;.is j.-ts I'... ?Huoy b ?.:?.>. < >?? ental nr.. s ! will be particularly effective. The form of loa king will be a Turkish jacket ami i skirt, with a while silk shirt, also em broidered, bot in silk only, showing at ; the wai>t u scarlet silk sash, embroidered ? and iringed at the ends, high embroidered body, and embroidered cup with tassal. ? And where are We to get all ibis cm ; broidery done, ami who's to do it? asks ? some uuiiiiti.itc 1 lady, w in) associates cni j broidery only with tho "patieut labor of ; the Hast." Wi would answer, that one of the busiest and most speculative ami ! prosperous industries ol this city, .s eui j bro deiy. W e .-a\ speculative, b cause ? the charge so high \'or it since the impress' visit t?> Kgypt has made it ! ultrj-fashioual lc. IJuf'ludius who have j in their families a Greyer and Ihtkcr ; Machine, not only make, but richly em broidcr these effective costumes at tin cost merely of material. Black bntinets arc no longer worn so much as formorly?the b ?t-.net must bo to match tili: dress ?in it!ur are white bonnets any longer worn, even fur opera. I by. those who follow fashion faithfully, The evening bonnet must he of satin velvet and flowers?pink, blue, lavender. I Nile green?any color except) white or I black. The street hi :itic* is, perhaps, ' Ir.'rgcr than it was last year. ai:J IS .???-.>t seen ;;i p.ui.v 1 olor. n deep red I culled luuifcr, a new and wonderful dark blue, a new gl'COU culled apricot, and a ; plum color. It is always trimmed with ; feathers of the s line shade, always has tvi i or more materials entering into its j composition, and often a vail of the same c dor. JaI'ONIOA. Our . ii(ure. Thai tho South *il! ultimately absorb a large purl of the cotton manufacturing interests is conclusively proved by the present state of affairs. Of the mills of New 1'higlutid many of them are now closed ; others arc runuiug ou short time; w. lie not one single corporation iu the North, so far as we know, is working up to its maximum pioductiou. The cause of this semi-prostration in one of our moSl important interests is plainly to be seen iu the diminished wants of tho people at high \ tiers, the falling off iu the amount of exports, und, consequently, the little, or iu most eases, no margin alli.nl- d in selling the goods at current rates. The cost ?d* producing a yard of cotton standard sheoting in Massachusetts ami iu Georgia exhibits a difference of fully twenty per cent, und over. This is accounted l'<-r in various ways; the siight ditto, encc in cost of the raw ma tcrial; the freight)Dg expenses ^whieh, of; course, in Georgia, a.e done away with ; the less expense of labor iu handling * A'o., are a few of tho most important. The result is that every Northern manu facturer is complaining that proc.nl rotes do not even afford interest on the capital invested in property, machinery, &e. Ueddes, the Northern water powers are all absorbed by monied corporations, which, of course, to benujl their xtock li doers, are forced to lovy and collect, as much as possible for rents, while the dense population of the North renders every foot of ground adjucout to these water-courses valuable for dwelling and business purposes. Thus the mill owner is dbligcd to contract his lintit.s for manipulating tho articles fabricated to the simtllest space possible, or else.absorb more space at a comparatively high price, which the prospective prolits do not warrant. In the South these water powers are altogether more numerous and, from the extent of the majority of them, capable of exerting more power than those of the North, while the prices at which eligible lands and sites arc now offered, compared to those of the North, are decidedly low. l?nglhlh capitalists arc therefore avfakiug tu tho excellency of the field thus offered for in vest incut, and many of tlmir agents are at this moment iu the .South p'r6spe?ttnjrj while iheir numbers arc nugi ioHt< 1 by almost every steamer. The ? (J dtou Supply Association" of London, Kiiglaud. came to the conclu.-ion this summer that India's proddction of the staple had reached iis maximum, unless efforts were made to itr'rprovo the cutdiiion .-f the land. "In that peninsula < India > there was an abundant Gold, for cultivation, and a cheap labor market. Bo for q the agricultural condition of India would roach the dcsiieu position great improve j nun's wcro necessary. Those improve I incuts, considering t'.io vast area of tho [country, und the want of means off am j muuicetian, v.mld not be ^????4.iff) private enterprise alone, TKe govern ment was paternal, and to it they must look for assistance." Rest unions were adopted fYctitiduing the government for some assistance, which,so iar\ have been of lilt le avail. The Htm SUecesi of their projects, and tho satisfactory accounts recuived iu tr> the condition o! the South, turned their attention to this new field of investment open to them, where private enterprises could bo uioit effectually and successfully employed. 'J ho con* sequence was tho despatching of an agent i" cnquiio into and report full ! particulars regarding the productiuu and .0 no:, inr : of cotton in the Southern' States. The gout I man (tiling this p-si tioii has arrived here, .bus visited the South, and is probably ere this on his way back to report his ex per h uces,which ivo are rather anxious to know, as pend ing this a< lion of tho ass iciutinn a lum ber of Knglish capitalists stand ready to pour their Wealth into the South, which must largely contribute to its i n-pciity and advancement. That the benefits lo acme froin such investments arc iin I incuse, is hey!:.! -ti in. and wc regret oxcet dinglj that this should bo u.a-le by foreigners, while liirgc nniouuis ofuu cinpl iyed cnpital nrch'c North sjb aid bo allow .d t ? remain idle. I ? ? rcro? ? - . -an?? Josh I'i?iugs" Feniulo Ut-mark?. Dear Gills, are yii in search ov a hn's , baml ? This iz a pumper, and yu are not re quired lew say '?Yes" out hoi.l, but are expekted tew throw your eye* down onto the earth, dz tho yu was looking f>r a pin, mid reply to the inlcrrogut o v with tl kind of dt'auliu.sigb, ax tho yu uaz eating an oyster, juice and all, off from the haK \,1! Not tew pre.-s so tender a theme un til it buk Ullis a thorn in the flesh, we will presume i tew avoid argument) that yu are on the lookout for siiinthing iu the male ihie lew boost yu in the np hill ov life, and t.- keep his eyesi ou the britch ing when yu begin tow "o down on the other side of the mountain. Let me give yu sum small chunks ov advico how tow spot yur? fester husband : 1. The man who is jolloilS ov ovary little attonshun which yu git Ffoiii sum other fellow, yu will find after yu are nuir ried to him. luvs himself more than he duz yu, and what ytt mistook for solissitude, yu will diskovcr has changed into imlif lercuco. JeUoufly isn't a' heart discasa( it ia a liver complaint. 2. A mustash is not indispensable; it is only a little more hair, and iz n good deai iiko moss and other excreipenees? often du? tlic best ou sile. that won t raise enny-thiug else. Don't forgit tlmt . thpse things which yu admire in a phellow before marriage yu will probably liav tew admire in a husband alter, arid '1 a inu4>tnsh will git tew be vory weak diet niter a long time. 3. If huebauds could be took on trial, n'z Irish . cooks arc, two-thirds'.ov them would probably be returned ; but theio don't seem tew be enny law for thi-. ! Tharetorc, girls, yu wiii soc thniaitur yu git n man, yu Lav got to.W keep hiuL/ even if yu loos ou bhn. Consequently, .. , if yu hav got ouny kold vi ties in the { haus. try him ou them, once in a while, during scouring season, and if he -wal lers thorn well, and sez he will take ?01110 ' J more, he iz a man who, when blue Monday cums, will wash well. 1. Don't marry a pbeller who is alwuz a telling how biz. mother duz things. It iz az hard tew suit those meu as it iz tew weau a young one. "?. I i n yutig man ken hoatyu playing on a piunncr. and kant hear a fish-horn playing in the street without turning a back summorsett ou account of tho mi> siek that iz iu him, I say ship hiuA ; be might answer tew tend babe, but it yu. set him hoeing out the gaideu, yon will Olid that you have got tew do it yurself-:m i A man whoze whole heft lies in 'uiusiclc fand not very hefty at that) aiu't no hotter lor a husband than scedlitiz pow der ; but if he luv? to listen while yu sing sum gentle ballad, yu will find him melloW ami no soft. But don't marry Gnnybo&dy for jist one virtevr, onny quicker dan yu would uup a instil 101 .jiii uuo fault. t . ,, ?f, ?1 It iz one uv the most tiwTest tliin;;si ? .rf.fliw for a f? male tew he an old ninid suceoixi lully. A grate mcuuy hez tried it nud made a bad j*;b ov it. Evryboddy seems i 1 look upon uiu maids iist ez ch=y do 11 dried yarbs?iu the garret, handy . : fur fciekiies??and therefore, girls, it uin't . a mistake th.?t yu should be williu to ;, ?w.op ym-se'f oph with some* trew rbef. luw fur a hnssbrtnd. The sirefHS^g 1 one, but don't swop for enny.oitti who ' iz respektud ji.->t bek?me his father i*. You hud better be au old maid for 4 ; ; thousand years, and then join the Sh:. I keis. thau tew buy repentance at this price. No woman over made this tr.ido 1 who didn't git cither a phool, a n:eau ' cuss, or a clown, fur a husband. 7. Ill digging dowu iuto this subject i find the digging grows harder the fur I thcr I git. It is mutch oasicr tew in form yu who not te.v marry than wLo 1 !W, for the reason thurc iz niorc of them. 1 don't think yu will fuller mi advise, if i . iv it; and, therefore, 1 will keep it, j for i look upon adviso us ido uj>on castor, ill ?a mea.u dose to give, und a mean dt.se to :ake. Hut i must say one thing, girls-, or spile. Tf yu can fiud a brlght-eywd, lualthy, and well-balloatcd. boy, who If iks upon poverty az sassy ns a chiid louks upon weabb?whs had ruther sit down on the curb stun, iu front of Um 5th avenue hotel, aud cut a ham Hun?" wiiit-li than tew go inside and run in debt for biz diuuer and toothpick?one j who if. armed with that kind oy 1 thi-.t misUtkei ft defeat for a victory, mi- , idvlse i?; tew take him, body and s.n:l?. snare him at uiibt, fur ho is a Stray trout, of a b cod very sknac iu our water.-, I Take him, I say, and bild out? him, aa. rnots bild onto a tree.?jfeib York Weekly* ; . ? 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If n young lady has a thousand ncrea of valuable laud, tho young men are apt to concludo that there are sufticut grounds for attachment.