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XX W. liOBI-NLSON.
3FAS1IIOXARLE TAILOR,
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tnerous Customers nnd the Public generally,
?flmt having removed to a Central Position,
'handy and convenient to all, I am now pre
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(past, I respectfully, solicit its continuance.
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JOHN HAMILTON,
oct V?:jin Court House Store.
[From the "Chimney Corner."]
called at my office, aud anuounced that
he needed my immediate professional
services.
However, evincing no sign of my in
ward satisfaction, I bid him be seated,
assumed a professional air, and said:
"What can i do for you?"
"Hawthorne," he auswered, while I
noted his troubled, even wild look, UI
wish you to obtain my divorce from Mrs.
Stillingfleet without one moment's un
necessary delay."
Had the President of the United
States cutercd my office nnd tendered tnc
the Treasuryship, I could not have beeu
more astounded.
Opening his pocket-book, he handed
me a letter, saying calmly, although with
tho utmost exertion to appear composed :
"You, of course, need evidence; read
this letter, accidentally intercepted by
ute. Unhappily, I have but too much
reason to believe that it more than war
runts any legal steps you may take at
present. 1 will see you ngaiu to-monow;
for the present, good by."
But Ilia pride gave way as I, his old
friend, took his offered hand. He sat
duwu on a chair, aud laying his head on
tlie desk, svbbed and cried like a child.
As hooU as he was sufficiently competed,
I usked him wiierc he wus goiug.
"Not home, you tuny he sure; I have
no home now."
After some persuasion, I made him
promise to go to my bachelor home,
whither I would follow him as noon as
business hours would pcrtuit.
Left alone with this strung link in the
chain of evidence?this letter which hud
broken one of the best hearts in the
world, I asked myself, ''Can it be possi
hie that so young, so beautiful and ap
purcutly so devoted a wiie, could have
thus irrevocably disgraced herself?"
I looked at the letter with an unusual
beating at the heart : I would have given
much that it had not fallen to my lot to
opcu it, but it was to be dune. It was a
beautifully scented and tiny epistle, and
ran as follows :
"Dakmn? fjEBTRUDE.?Your letter
would have beeu more acceptable hud it
contained LetteT news of my Charlie.
Do you really thinks he mourns for me ?
I would have him here, but, alas! ho
might be discovered, aud Frederick, who
is oofsionnte, might shoot him. The last
time he was here, I almost feared o dis
covery. Yet 1 long to have hiiu with me
again, aud as soon as I know that Fred
will be away for a few days, he can come
up. But remember, you must keep this
secret, or you may guess the consequences
to me."
'Iben followed other and important
matters.
So it was true ! This Charlie Feuron,
this Juibis, who had pretended the elosc
cst friendship for poor Fred, had hi
his wile's ruin.
"Devil I" I exclaimed, as 1 paced my
office in a fever, "a bullet would be too
good for you."
Yet damning as this evidence ap
peared, it was not legally conclusive. I
could not believe that this fair and gen
tle wife could have been guilty of more
than indiscretion. SI;o had married, it
is true, more to please her parents than
tor ?1113- strong love she bore her husband,
yet I had every reason to believe that
she had learned to love Stillingflcet?an
excellent, though impetuous man?ex
ceedingly, if not passionately.
Yet again, woman is enigmatical, nnd
I was sorely puzzled; but, giving Airs.
Stillingfleet the benefit ?.?' 'he doubt, 1
determined, however unprofessional it
might appear, to visit the lady to whom
this letter had been addressed, and to
discover if she could, indeed, be party to
ho disgraceful an intrigue Being iuti
mutely acquainted with the lady, I should
find the task less difficult than if she had
beeu unknown to mo.
On my way to S-, nu hour by rail
from the city, I thought over and ma
turud my plans,
I was roooivod with evidont jrieunurc
aud we chatted for a short time on .fauii
ly matters. 'Presently she inquired :
"How nro tho Stillingflccts ?"
"Well, 1 believe. But 3ir. Stilling
fleet is away front home, ami will be ab
sent for some days," I nnsfrercd.
''Indeed," said Gertrude. 'Poor
Grace ! she will be lonely. I must take
this opportuuity of visiting her. Will
you stay and take dinner with us?"
I thauked her, but stated that I must
go otT by the next train.
"Then you will, at least, take a glas*
of wine."
And suiting the action tu the word,
she entered the next room, leaving the
door, partially open. I was looking over
ao album during her absence, when I
heard, td my surprise, Charlie Fearon's
voice?not distinctly, but t could have
sworn it was his. 1 listened. Silence
eusued for a few seconds, when I heard
Gertrude say, iu a merry voice :
"At last, Charlie, you shall make a
stolen visit to your Grace."
And then followed most unmistnkably
the sound of a kiss.
"Infamous young woman!" 1 mut
tcrec. '-Not only lost to a sense of
shame herself, but she endeavors to en
trap another !"
When she returned, it was witl. diffi
culty tbut I swallowed down tho wiue;
then bidding her a hasty adieu, I hur
ried nft' to meet the train.
This Charlie Fearon, a wealthy, hand
some, but indolent young man, was the
pet of the ladies, but I bad never, until
now, believed him to be one of those
scoundrels, who make business for the
divorce court.
My next move was to call on Mrs.
StsUiugfleci, nr.U inform hor that her
husband would be away for a few days.
She appeared grieved at the intelli
gence, but she answered that she sup
posed it was necessary, and that such ab
sences were tho common lot of wives.
She looked very beautiful and very in
uoceut in her elegant morning attire;
but I was too much a man ol the world
to be deceived by a v/on an's inauuer,
aud us I returned home, I utmost dread
ed to meet Stillingfleet, lest he should
read iu my (ace the almost conviction
that had forced itself on my mind, that
there was something wrong.
Poor Stillingfleet ! I had envied him
once, but now pity took the place of en
vy. It was a cruel blow. However, I
told hi in that I was investigating the
ii.alter, and, in spite of my doubts, en
couraged him at least to hope. At 12
o'clock the following day I dispatched a
messenger with a letter to Gcrtiudc, bid
ding him wait an answer.
As I had expected, he brought me
word that she had left by an early train
tor the city.
"Now," said I to Stillingfleet, "you
must return unexpectedly, i will ac
company j'ou. If your wife bo really
guilt)', there will be visible signs of agi
tation, aud attempt will be made to con
ceal this fellow, Fearon. You have al
ready promised me that you will in any
case forego a divorce, and arrange a sepa
ration ; therefore, the step we are about
to take is. I am convinced, the wisest,"
He had promised to control himself,
and I knew that ho would do so. Using
bis lateb-kcy. we entered the house, but
not before we had been perceived by
Gertrude. Without appearing in undue
baste, we opened the parlor-door, aud as
we did so, we saw that of an adjoining
close, and I heard Mrs. Stillingfleot say :
'?Charlie, we are discovered at last J"
Toor Stillingfleet hoard her also, and
as bis wife approached him, be seized
her by tho arm with one hand, and
pointing to the opposite door with the
other, exclaimed, while his face was
white with emotion :
"You are too late, noadame'. Whom
arc you concealing in that room '("
I shall never forget the momentary
look of horror' "- that .swoct face, nor the
delicious little laugh that followed it, as
she exclaimed :
"You darling old goose 1"
At tho same moment Gertrude opened
the awful door, and saying, "Hehold the
culprit 1 Charlie, como forth !" exhibited
to our astonished gaze, a beautiful littlo
dog?a veritable "King Charles."
"Thank Qod !" exclaimed Stillingfleet,
as ho pressed his dear little wife to his
heart; "I was a brute to doubt you I"
It was now necessary to explain all to
the ladies. How thankful were all par
tics concerned that I had not boon pre
cipitate !
I was now informed that Stillingfleet,
having been bitten 'by a dog when a boy,
had always evinced a mortal aversion to
the canine race. Grace had,'therefore,
during her engagement, cntruhted her
littlo pet, the gift of an absent brother,
to the tender mercies of Gortrude, aud
was only waiting the titnojrhen she could
ovorcouic her'* husb4?dJpprcjudicc to
have him with her. rJcuee the amtrc
If T had not commenced to prosper
from that time, I believe Stillingfleet
would have gone to law with his tailor or
grocer rather than allow me;to be with
out a client, so rejoiced 'was- he at my
friendly handling of my first divorce
King Solomon's Blacksmith.
And it came to pass tthcu Solomon,
the sou of David, had finished the Tem
ple of Jerusalem, that he called uuto
him the chief architects, flic head of ar
tificers, and cunning workers in silver
and gold, aud in wood and ivory, aud iu
stone?yeu, all who had aided iu rearing
the temple of the Lord, and said unto
unto them :
"Sit ye down at my tubjo; I have pro
pared a feast for all my jchicf workers
and artificers. Stretch folth your hands,
therefore and eat and drink aud be mer
ry. Is not the laborer trorthy of his
hire ? Is not the skillful artificer worthy
of honor? Muzzle not .the ox that
trcadeth out the corn." ^
Aud when Solomon, and tho chief
workers were seated, and the fatness of j
the land and oil thereof ATero set upon
the table, there came one who knocked
loudly at the door, and forced himself
even unto the festal chamber. Then
Solomon, the king, was wroth, and s:iid :
"What manner of "inn art thou?"
And the man answered and said :
"This fellow is no sculptor; neither
is he a workman iu fine ntctals ;" nad ho
who made the roof cried out : "He is
not cunuii' ; in cedar wood ; neither
knoweth I: ? the mystery of uniting
strange j.ieces of timber together."
'?Then said Solomon :
"What hast thou to *?\ Son of the
Forge, why I should not order thee to
be scourged, and stoned to death with ;
stone:
And when the Son of the Forge heard
this, he was iu no wise dismayed; but
advancing to the table snatched up and
swallowed a cup of wine, and said :
"O King, live forever ! The chief
men of the workers of wood and gold
and stone have said truly. I am their
master, and they arc my Bervauts." Aud
he said to the chief the carvers in stone,
'?Who mado the tool with which you
carve ?"
And he said : "The blacksmith."
And he said to tlie chief of the ma
sons :
'"Who made the chisel with which tho
stones of the tcinplu were squared ?"
And he said : 'The blacksmith."
And he said to the chief of the work
ers in wood : "Who made the tools
with which you hewed the trees on Le
banon, and formed them into the pillars
and roof of the temple ?"
And he said : "The blacksmith."
Then said be to the artificer in gold
and in silver and ivory: 'Who makes
your instruments by which you work
beautiful things for my lord the king ?"
And he said : "The blacksmith."
''Enough, enough, good fellow," paid
Solomon ; "thou hast proved that 1 in
vited thee, and thou art a chief artificer
in art. Sit thou beside us at the feast ;
aud be thou forever more honored among
men.*'
The Suiuter Watchman publishes the
following communication :
Mr. Editor :?I was present, with a
number of others, at Fleming's Shelter,
(Old Sardis,*) near tho swim mi ng i\ us.
iu this County on Sunday, Sc, einher
17, and heard Dev. W. K. Johnson, col
ored Senator, preach la bis sermon,
ha told the colored people that Christ
was an African, was born in Africa and
preached his sermon in Africa. That
Mary his mother, was a black woman,
and Joseph, his father, an African and a
black man. All this he said gravely
and positively. Rev. Joseph White was
present, I, Burrcll James another color
ed member of the Legislature, contra
dieted the statement, and demanded his
proof, lie persisted in his assertions.
May we not ask, "what manner of mau
is this?" W. JAM KS.
St .MTK.it. September 25, 18C9.
From the herd of Mr. Crcighton, now
in the West of Kansas, an ox was slaugh
tered in February last, whose net weight,
dressed, wus 10,000 pounds?more than
12,(100 groos ? This monster was fat
tened on the grasses of the Plains, and
never was fed o snoar of htiy or a grain
of corn.
The Ureat Flood.
V N I'll EC KDE N TED DAM AUK TO -RAIL
ROAD8 AND ALL KINDS UP PROPERTY.
(From the New York Star of Friday.]
The rain which fell so heavily on
Sunday and Monday seems to have
extended over a largo region of country,
and to have done vast, and in some
instnnens, irremediable damage to pur
sons and property. The damage in this
city was not very great, and the rain did
more good than harm. The city was
much iu want of water, and the Crotou
dam is now overflowed, so the reservoirs
will soon be full aud the supply bounti
ful. But the storm did great dutnage
for many miles on both sides of the
Hudson River.
ON THE Ht'DSON.
A large portion of the Hudson River
Railway at Cnstleton was carried away.
Many bridges on the Rensseluer aud
Saratoga, the Rutland und Washington,
and the Roundout and Oswego Rail
Roads were destroyed. There were a
number of breaks made iu the Krie
Canal. Much damage was done to
streets, rouds aud bridges iu and around
Saratoga.
At Albany, the hiss to the city alone
by. the bursting of sewers and damage to
public works is estimated at more than
850,000. Schenectadly, Poughkcepsic,
Roundout, Rhincbeck, Cutskill and other
towns on or near the river, all suffered
severe damage, and through travel was.
and is still, suspended on the Hudson
River Rail Road. Numbers of piers,
ducks, mills, boats, and other properties
aud roads bridges, houses, culverts, dauis,
<\.c , Wf re carried away or destroyed
throughout the regiou of flood.
PENNSYLVANIA.
The flood was equally severe iu
Pennsylvania. Jn Philadelphia many
streets were overflowed, and a large
amount of public aud private property
destroyed. The Schuylkill River rose
to such a height as to stop the water
works at Fiiirtuount, the water rushing
over the dam in a flood sixteen feet deep.
The Delaware and Lehigh Rivers also
rose many feet,and uuuibersof mill works,
bridges. &o., are swept away. The dam
age iu Manayuuk was especially severe,
the N orris town Railway was over-flowed,
and the Reading road also under water
in many places. The travel between this
city and Philadelphia was and is uninter
rupted, but the track between the latter
city und Wushington was submerged iu
several places, and the through trains
have been greatly delayed in COnscqucnO.
llarrisburg escaped the freshet, but
south aud north of that city much dam
age was done to the Pennsylvania Cen
tral and Philadelphia aud Reading Rail
ways by the destruction of bridges and
culverts, and tho rising of the Sus
quchanua River.
At Scrantou and Manch Chunk the
railway tracks wore much broken up by
the washing a way of embankments, and
twenty boats were carried over the dam
at the latter place. The Lucka wanna
Mills have been stopped by tho overflow.
The Delaware division canal was badly
broken, and two aqueducts^were carried
away.
Finally, three persons were drowned
at Norristown, but these arc the only
lives reported lost so far.
CONN KCT1CUT.
The storm was severe in several parts
of Connecticut. The dam at Harper's
paper mill was broken, and it is said
that great damage was done at Walling
ford, and along the Xaugatuck Valley,
but 110 details have been received, owing
to the interruption of telegraphic com
munication.
A break was made iu the Hartford.
Providence and Fish kill, Railway, near
Manchester. Several largo mills were
swept away, together with the new dam
at Prnttsvillo, and the damage was severe
in Mcridoil, Windsor, Locks. Talesvillc.
South Manchester, and other towns in
that region. In Moridcn alone the loss
is estimated at $30,000.
ELSEWHERE.
The District of Columbia had itssharo
of tin; flood, and Washington and George
town both Buffered considerably. Rridgea
woro carried away, the Chesapeake and
Ohio canal broken in. sewers caved iu,
houses undermined and the track of tho
Baltimore and Washington Rail Road
washed away iu ouc tu* two placos, caus
ing, however, only a temporary detention
of trains.
It. New Jersey there "'as several land
* alides nn the. Morris and Ksscx Railway,
several turnpike bridges were destroyed,
the Sussex Railway was submerged at
several poiuts, and the damage to the late
erups whs very great throughout the
Northern part of the State. A good
deal of public and privato property was
also destroyed or injured in Jersey city,
Lloboken, and their neighborhoods.
Josh Billings on Gongs.
"Josh Ridings rclatcth his first ex
perience with the gong thusly:
I can never eradicate holi from my
memory the souud of the first gong I
ever heard?I was s^tteu on the front
stupe of a tavern iu the sitty uv Bufferlo,
pensively smokiu. The sun was goin to
bed, aud the hev<nis fur and nere were
blushing at the performance. The Ery
Kanal, with its golden waters, was on its
way tu Albany, and I was perusin the
line uv Italy (where I used to live) and
and her goudolers. My entire sole, as
it were, wuz in a swet. 1 wanted to
klime, I felt grate, I nctuully grew.
There are things in this life tu big tu be
trifled with; there are times when a man
bruks luse from himself, when he sees
spirrits, when he can almost tuch the
mune, and feels as tho he cud fil both
bauds with the stars ov heven?almost
Bware ho was a batik president. That's
what ailed inc.
But the course ov true love never did
run smuth (this was Shakspcare's opinion
ton.) Just as I was doing my best?
dummer, dummer, spat, bang, heiler,
crash, roar, ram, dutumur, dummer, dum
?with one trcmenjus jump, I struc the
center of the sido-wok, with uuothcr I
stoud iu the middle of the street, snorting
like an Iujine pony at a band of musik.
Gnziu wild despair at the tavern stand,
tui hart swelled up as big as an out-door
oven, mi teeth were us luse as a string
of bedes. I thot all the crockery in the
tavern Bad foil down. T thot ov fi.no
uieuous, I thot of Ciabrcl nnd his horn.
I was juit on the pint ov thinkin ov
something else, when the landlord kum
out to the front stupe ov the tavern,
holding by a string the bottom of an
old brass kettle. He kawled me gently
with his hand, I went slola up to him,
he katnmed my feeris, he sed it wuz a
gong, I saw the cussed thing, he asked
me if I wud hav black or green tea. and
I sed I wud.
Wno to IStromzk.?P.T. Barnaul,
in his autobiography, while speaking of
advertising. s 's: "I never pntronize a
business that don't advertise, for the
reason, that 1 invariably get cheated if
I do. The penurious principle that
prevents a man from keeping^ie-^iffuncas
before the public, will prevent him from
selling cheap." And l'rontice "never
would buy goods of those who dou't
advertise, because those who do, sell
much more, aud as a cousequcuco sell
much cheaper."
A Catholic editor, iu answor to an
inquiry touehiug proper reading for
young Bomanists, says:
"As to that idol of a debauched
generation, Charles Dickons, in regard
alike to Christian faith, Christian morals,
tho deoencies of life and the proprieties
of our vernacular, he ought to be ex
cluded i n in all lists of books fit to bo
rend."
A Western editor asks tho following
question , "If a fellow has uothing when
he gets uu-ried, and tho girl has noth
iugj-are her things h' ?en or kixren hern ?
Wo maintain the negative.
Toledo, Ohio, has a society calling it
self the "Ho Sorosis."
There is a street in Charleston called
Secession street.
Charleston police are armed with 16 ?
shooting rifles.
Omaha is said to grow at rate of j30
houses per day.
Isabella occupies sixty rooms in .a big
hotel at Troville, and pays $20,000.?
mouth board.
Seventy women two years ago emigre -
ted from Massachusetts to Oregon. 8ia
ty-uiue arc now married.
The mind is like a truuk, and if well
packed, U will hold almost everything ;
if ill packed, next to nothing.
A horse-car conductor put off a pas
senger in Chicago, and now the latter
sues for $10,000 damages.
Prinoctou being its college year with
304 students, the largest at the begining
of any scholastic year
I n ?Paris the Alabama and Chattanoo
ga Kail Road is advertising a$3,000,000
loau at 88, being 10 per cent interest.
Boston, like other American cities,
is complaining of tho extravagance S?d
incompctoucy of its office holders.
A Ciuciunatiau has wagered $100 that
he cau carry an anvil, weight700 pounds,
seven miles without resting. Oh!
Iu New York a good restaurant is said
to be wanted, the present ones being
"greasy and dingy."
Boston is g"iug to try a new invention,
by which all the street lamps in the city
can bu lighted iu four minutes.
Rev. Dr. Joseph B. Felt, the Massa
chusetts antiquariau aud historian, died
at Salem lust Wednesday, aged 80.
Rev. James Durburrow, of Philadel
phia, on Sunday evening, solemnised his
1000th marriuge ceremony.
The Canadian ladles arc said to crowd
Prince Arthur's apartment, when he is
away to get a stgnt oi urn ctotues.
Robert Bonner sold 375,000 copies of
tho New York Ledger issued last week;
?the largest circulation in the word.
There is a Welsh Baptist Church at
Plymouth, Pa. All but three of the
male members ; crished in the Avondale
disaster.
Three individuals in Michigan got lost
in the woods. They told their dog to
"go home, "and got there themselves by
following him.
The doll for tho Sultan's daughter,
^bou^ht iu Paris by the Viceroy of
fcJgypt, cost, with its dresses, jewels, car
riage, &c., $47,000 in gold.
I Alexander Mitchell is described as the
"railway king" of the Northwest. Ha
lives at Milwaukie, and controls 2,000
miles of railway.
A New York paper says: "There is only
one thing that cannot be got in New
York?an excellent dinner at a low
price."
A doctor in Watcrford, Ireland, quar
relled with his wife about the name of
their unborn child, and after killing her
shot himself.
A reckless girl in Mississippi, named
Lucy Lee. advertises her willingness to
marry an editor. Lucy, take the advice
of a friend and some strychnine.
An illiterate correspondent, who ig
given to sporting, wants to know when
the "Anglo-Saxon race," so much talked
of, is to come off. ?
It takes the Tennessee editors a great
while to cnol down. One of them has
just charged another with "lying infa
mously, hellishly, and with forty-devil
power."
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"Well, Patrick," asked the doctor,
"how do you feel to-day ?"
"Och, doctor, dear, I enjoy very poor
health, entirely. The rumatica are very
distressing indade. Whon I go to slape,
I lay awake all night, and me toes is
swilled up as big as a goose hen's egg, so
whin I stand up I fall down immediate
ly " _
It is said that there are in the oaves
of Lookout Mountain, Tennessee, im
mense quantity of bat guano, which ana
lysis has proved to be superior to the
Peruvian. Those caves, of which there
are eleven in number, have been infested
for hundreds of years by millions of bats
which have hatched, lived and died there
without ever seeing tho light. The de
posits that have accumulated from them
are said to be almost inexhaustible. Qae
of these caves alone is twenty-five rnilaa
in length. The oaves are owned by five
Confederate sofc?k?, -he ps^&*??
' them for five hfpdrcd dollars.