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SATURDAY MORNINU, JUNE 26, 1809.
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A Homo in the Ocean.
Let us yisit Minot Light House now.
While this storm is at full power. This
ledge im covered by water, except for a
short time at very low tide. It risos in
Boston bay, about twenty miles from
BostoW und one mile and a hit If from
Cohnssct. Iuto it are fitted and bolted
down tho stones of the tower, which are
dovetailed and bolted into each other in
euch u fashion that no stone can he moved
without lifting tower and ledge with it.
The tower, light and all, is 111 feet in
height; all over it, clean to the very
top, the waves arc dashing. Does not
their thunder make your very heart
tremble ? But these keepers tell you
there is no danger! For forty f et the
towers are built up solid, except the well,
which is in the centre, thirty-eight feet
deep. It holds a supply of water for one
year. The water keeps good and pure.
The well holds 2.000 gallons. It is
rather warm iu the summer, and in the
winter becomes as one the keepers says,
"a kind of porridge ice. Wo will sup
pose we enter the tower from a boat. To
do so wc should cither climb u ladder
forty feet long, fixed iuto the side of the
tower, or be swung up iu a chair. At
the top of the ladder are two sets of
oaken doors, against which are now beat
ing the hungry waves.
Between the other doors and the
inner is an entry about three feet long.
Kntciing this room (which is the cellar),
from the doors arc seen on the right
hand tho coal and the wood. There
stands also a Hour barrel, and over these,
suspended on hooks, hangs buckets of
various sizes, containing, doubtless, many
good things for food. On the left is the
oil pump for {umpiug oil iuto the tank
iu the oil room. Here are chests, ropes,
brooms, tubs, pork barrels, and a little of
everything needed for light keeping and
lnniso-keeping. It is dark and ? lo!K
here, mid we had better -i.-cend. All!
how goinl it smells here, in the room
tiext above the cellar. Kitchen and
dining-room and everything cosy, com
fortable and neat. A table well set ?
hut cakes and hot coffee and boiled fir.li,
"Of course we will." And down we -it.
lint waiting a second invitation. Well,
is not this a singular situation : It
seems like dining iu a wh le's belly.
Stormed about ami dashed about and
poured about by the remorseless sea. and
eating a relish In I meal tjuitc at our case.
It is certainly one "new thing under the
sun" to some of us Fach of the four
keepers is oft' one week and on three.
Communication with the land is oft n
dangerous and impossible. In the win
ter they cannot get home as often as
once in three or four weeks. They all
have families on shore; and here they
sit during storms that shake to its foun
dations their lonely tower and envelope
its crystal summit iu foam, and they
thiuk of wives and little ones wdio may
bo sick or dying without the possibility
of sending word to their beloved watch
men ou the sea.
'?Do you not take pleasure in the
sights you must behold during all these
isolated days and weeks!''" asked one.
Oh. yes 1 We have a very extended
prospect, and one which is never tw ice
the same. Both sea and sky are forever
changing, and everything that is on the
sea comes and goes. There is nothing
stationary but our tower. We see all
the vessels that go in and out of I los ton
harbor, and in the summer we are visited
by pleasant parties in sailing vessels and
steumors, the latter of which sometimes
bring out bauds of music, which play to
us. They approach close to u<. and give
thrco cheers for Miuot Ledge light
When visitors come into the Light we
sometimes find as much amusement as
they do. We have all sorts of visitors,
as you may suppose. They come from
China, California, ami from all parts of
the world. We have many famous and
some infamous names upon our visitor's
book. It may seem strange that so far
ns we are from shore we should be visit< d
by birds, insects, millers and butterflies
from the laud. Tho butterflies art; ol
huge dimensions. 1 have in the morn
ing swept off the walk that surrounds
tho lantern, thirty, forty, and fifty ol
t In sse little shore birds, which allured by
the bright light, have flown hither over
fhc waters to their death.
::Aj|d. hetp {* a bit of the glass front
HIJO of thp ?tpiares of the lantern broken
last wock by a large soa fowl, as wc gup*
?>o&>, for wc did no' tbu i*cni)emnn
This is the first accident of the kind
siucc the light Was creeled."
"How long was this tower ill build
ing ?"
'?Five years and four nioiitlis.
'?What do you men find to employ
your minds ami hands with, and keep
time from hanging too heavily upon
you ?"
"Oh, we mniiagc to keep busy. Wc
make almost everything, from an exten
sion table to a clothes pin. Then for
sport and to supply our table wc fish.
We don't have to go a fishing. Wc are
j already there. All we have to do is to
heave a line from the door, and in a
minute we have our dinner by the nose.
Then we have reading and writing and
sewing to do."
lify this time dinner is finished, and up
we go. The. next room is a bed room.
We notice that the rooms are all of one
size, twelve feet in diameter, aud six or
seven in height. Overhead in this first
bed room is a long piece of joist, which
can be put out of the. window and used
for raising up heavy objects. Here is
an iron bedstead, a table on which lies a
register lor the names of vistors, a ward
robe, a' marble wasu-bowl and a water
closet. I'p again, and wc come to the
oil room. There is one water tank in
this room, also a work bench and a box
of glass for the lantern There are here
an oil measure, a tool chest linden spare
lamp. Another of the stoop narrow
stairways brings us to the Watch-room?
sitting-room of tho tower. Here is a
table, an arm chair, a stove, books pa
pers, a few pictures, and the machine lor
I ringing the fog-boll. From this room wc
may now. since the storm has ceased to
send the waves so high, pass out on the
balcony that 8U rounds it. Well for us
that the iron railing is so str< ng. There !
UfiW you've no choice but to go homo
hare-beaded. Why did you not cling to
your hat and wig't This wind is enough
to lake hair out by too roots, even if it.
leaves the head itself. What a scene !
-v ?{%* :r ||pi:?e I- -Wo cannot dy^i-ibo it
hot us go on. Ouc more Right and we
are in the light room. Hero is the < b
jeet for whose elevation and colli ioilaio e
I all this masonry was made?all this skill
' and labor cnllod forth. "And tho light
I is the life ol men." 'I bus wo render it.
I At sunset the l.nup is lit, and till sunrise
? it {shims on in the darkmss?a beacon
ami a wai'liitl". to all ?Im sail on that
d ingerous sea. The lamp has throe con
j centric wicks, and is iu the centre of a
lens four feet in diameter and ten feet
' high. Step within an 1 look at your
friends through these prisms??how do
you like the looks of faces throe; feel
' long '{ This magnifies the power of the
light, and the g!a-s walls of this room
probably have the sann* effect. There is
another walk and balcony without, but
we will not try it. It is only on calm,
clear evenings that being out there is
agreeable. 1'nt within, not all the cold
and frost und storms of winter, at its
worst, can effect one's bodily comfort.
One is as thoroughly protected as if he
was iu bis tomb. Wonder if these keep
ers ever have a nervous fancy that they
arc entombed ! It would not be strange.
On tin- first balcony, about three feet
wide, wc should have scon the ibgbcll
could wo have scon anything for the
wind and spray. It weighs 1,500 pounds,
and is hung up against the wall of the
tower.?A*. V. Journal of Commerce.
<mm??? - imm?i. ? -
A Toueiii.NC Stoiiy.?Tho Hon. A
II. Stephens, of Gcoagia, ::t a mooting
at Alexandria, for the benefit of the
Orphans Asylum and free school of that
oily, related tin- following anecdote:
' A poor little boy on a C Id night,
with no paternal guardian or guide to
protect or direct him on his way. reach
ed at nightfall the home of a wealthy
planter, who took him in, fed and lodged
him. and sent him on his way w ith a
blessing. These kind attentions cheered
his heart and inspired him fresh courage
lo battle with the obstacles of life. Years
rolled round ; Providence led him on
and he reached the legal profession j his
ho>t. had died, tho cormorants that prey
en the substance of a man bad formed a
conspiracy to get from the widow her
i state. She sent lor the nearest counsel
to commit her cause to him, and that
counsel proved to be the orphan boy
long before welcomed and entertained
by her deceased husband. The stimulus
of a warm and tonacious gratitude was
now added to the ordinary motivo con
nected with the profession. He under
took her caUSO with a will not easy to be
resisted, he gained it; the widow's es
tates wore secured to her in perpetuity,"
and, Mr. Stephens added, with an cm
path ia of uUiotioi .'....( scut nn electric
thrill throughout the house, " That boy
stau Is before you "
Mormon Assassins.
The Salt Lako Jirjiorfir gives the
following account of Mrighum Young's
band of cut throats :
A certain number, Bnld to be twelve,
of the most desperate characters in the
Church, were selected from among the
Danites to commit such assassinations as
might be found necessary by the Prophet
for the ''welfare" and "advancement" of
his holy cause. The murder of (low
Boggs and many others was planned in
the secret conclave of the Danites, and I
executed by the chosen ' twelve." The
attempt to murder Governor Boggs for
tunately failed, and at least one of the
would-be murderers is now known to
live in Utah. Both of those secret socie
ties now exist iu Salt Lake City. The
discipline is more perfect under Brigham
Young than under doe Smith, and con
sequently the aims more sure, the objects
more certainly accomplished. No sooner
docs a (lentil;! enter .Salt Lake City than
he is placed under the surveilliancc of
the secret police. A member of the
Danite organization is deputed to watch
him from the time, he comes until he
leaves. His habits words, and careless
expressions of opinion are noted and
reported, that the Mormon authorities
may determine wluthcr he is a friend,
a secret enemy, or an open and avowed
opposcr of Mormon iniquity. The day ,
has been when expression of opinions
inimical to tin; Mormon leaders would
result in assassination to the hold de- |
fender, and sometimes even the mere '
suspicion that a Gentile was opposed to |
the Mormon rule would produce such a
result.
The true secret of Brigham's great
success iu controlling the discordant
: elements of which his Church is uom
1 posed is due to fears of the Dnuitcs. The
! Mormons know that certain death by
a.-.sa.-.-Miation awaits a violatiou of their
I bams, ami m.a atfltougii the u.i\ oHhTsrl
doom may be postponed, it is sure to
come witli the opportunity. It is true
that many apostates have escaped as
sassination, but this was owing to the
fact that thev used*subterllitre to nlacc
themselves beyond Brigham's p?wcr;
but even these instances arc not wanting
of Ifaniter- having followed apostates into
j different cities of the United States,
hoping for a faV< table opportunity to I
assassinate. Others escape, because for
1 the time it is deemed inexpedient to kill
them. Itcccuf mysterious death- of
C!entiles near Salt Lake City have fur
a -lent time excited comment, but finally
they have been forgot I uii. No coroner's
ini|uest* ha\e in\e.?t igated facts and
cireuinstauces, and no inquiry has been
i made by the authoriticsiutothceaii.se
of their deaths. But such a system
cannot be perpetuated. The Government
must sooner or latter throw her proteet
....
ing banner over her citizens in I tab.
and not allow it to he scoffed at and spit
on by a lewd ami let herons priesthood.
Ivvut.v lltsl.Nc.?A young farmer
found he was getting reduced in cireum
stances. He went tu a friend to a.?k his
advice. This friend, with a grave face,
said : "I know of a charm that will cure
that ; take this little cup, ami drink from
it every morning of the water you must
get from such a spring. Mut remember
you must draw it yourself at five o'clock
or the charm will be broken."
The next morning the farmer walked
across his fields, for the spring was at
the farther end of his estate, and spying
his neighbor's cow.- which had broken
through the fence, and were feeding on
his pasture, he turned them out and
mended the fence. The laborers were
not yet at work ; when they came loiter
ing along niter their proper time, they
were startled at seeing their master so
early.
"(Mi !" saul he. ul sec how it i.? ; it
comes of not getting up in time."
This early rising soon became ll pleas
ant habit ; his walk and cup of water
gave him ail appetite for breakfast; and
the people were, like him, early at work,
lie soon acknowledged that the advice
his friend, had given was as good a.- it was
simple.
A Frenchman who was afllicled with
the gout, being asked what difference
there was between that ami the rhuema
tism, "One-very gn at difference," he
replied. ? Suppose you take one vico,
you put your linger in, you turn dc
scrow till you hour him no longer?dat
is do rhuemalr/. ; dcu s'pose you givi
him one turn more, dal U de gout."
A Mad Hoksk.? Tine West Chaster,
Va. Republican of M-tgrduy-suyB:
'On Saturday lasttju horse owuod.by
Sewcll Chambers, a colored man living
in Thornbury township, was scired with
hydrophobia. Tho animal had boon con
fined in n field near l&rlltrglon's corner,
but by some means y.St out cd' the enclo
sure into the public.rond. It attacked
a team belonging to William Farrcll.
who was engaged in hauling stone to the
railroad. The driver oTthe team succeed
ed iu driving off the mad animal, aud it
is not believed that it injured any of the
horses attached to the team. When the
fit was off, the poor brute Would become
very weak, stagger, and fall. When tho
spasm returned it would again rise, ami
attack everything in its road. Several
persons w re chased to the tavern porch,
and one individual narrowly escaped
being bitten. Iu its vage to bite Its own
tongue w;:s nearly bitten off. The animal
was finally secured in a lot, where it died
during the night in great agony. It was
n valuable horse, and was used by Mr.
Chambers iu threshing grain, with a
machine, fhrntlgh the neighborhood.
What is still more terrible to contemplate
is the tact that this horse is supposed to
have been bitten by .1 dog belonging to
Mr. lOlias llakcr, that was thought to he
mad, and bit two persons some three
weeks sine??an account of which was
published in this paper. This supposi
tion is strengthened by the fact that Mr.
linker's dog bit tvfo other dogs o.s the
farm of Mr. George Faucett, when' the
horse was kept. The dogs of Mr. Faucet I
wore killed immediately after. The two
young men who'were bitten, as well as
their immediate friends, are much dis
tressed over these facts- but it is hoped
that the means resorted to in their ca.scs
will prove effectual again.-1 thin malady, j
In a Tiiiii r Vlaci:.?At J.-.on
Sunday evenim^j^igucd by his long
* 1'iurTi.y. A4- ijjo"r^^fSw ""J'.h. rflu .!\.hu
drove the team into a good range,, and
determined to pass the Sabbath enjoying
a season of worship \\i:h the good folks
of the village. When the time for
worship arrived John was set to watch
the tea ii. while the wagoner went inj
with the t- ?vd. The preacher had
hardly announced his subject In-fore the '
old man fell fast asleep. He sat against
( the partition in the centre of the body !
! slip, while just against him, separated
only by the very low partition, sat a
' fleshy lady, who seemed all absorbed iu
the sermon. She struggled haul with
her feelings, until, unable to control
them any longer, sin- burst out with a
loud .-??ream, and shouted at the top ol
her voice, rousing the old man hall awake,
who thrust his arm around her waist,
and cried very soothingly :
??Wo Nance! wo! Here John. < til ihe
hellv band and loose the breeching quit k
or she'll tear everything to pieces'!''
j It was all the work of a moment, but
the sister forgot to shout, the preacher
j lost the thread of his discourse, ami the
? meeting came prematurely to an end.
, while, deeply mortified, the old man
skulked away, determined nut to go to
meeting again until he could manage to
j keep his .-t ti-o- by remaining awake.
To-Hay Am. To Mnitnmw- -To .lay.
we gather bright and beautiful How :
? to morrow they are faded and d I
To-day a wreath of leaves -hades us?
, to morrow, .-< ro at d fallen, they crumble
: heiieat' our 11 o.ol
To-d:i'y the earth i- covered with a
I carpet of green?to-morrow it is brown
with the w ithi ri d grass.
To d y the vigorous stalk only bends
? before the gale to-moiTOW, leafless and
sapless, a child ma) break the brittle
stein.
To day ihe ripening fruit ami waving
grain?to-morrow, --the hind is taking its
rest after ihe toil."
To-day wo hear sweel songsters of
meadows and forests, the buy./ aud hum
of myraid insect!?to-morrow breathe
softly, all nature is hushed and silent.
To day a stately edifice, complete in
finish and surrounding, nttracts the
passcr-b) -to-morrow a heap of ruins mark
the site.
To day there are cattle upon a lllOUS
: aud bills- -to morrow they fall l>\ slaiigh
! tor.
i 'file fashion of tho World p.lSil til away
, lint ht Christ dwell within us, and
though we pass away like the faded leaf
aud shapeless stalk we shall arise to
now I1CSS of life.
??Whore everlasting spri .g abide,
And never withering Hov u
1 A TECHNICAL Sl itok.?Dove Tetter
from a Tailor to his Sweet-heart, a Man
illa, maker?"?Bemnant of* my hope*:
May I be ripped from the border of your
esteem and never be buttoned to the loop
ol' your kindness, but 1 am strongly
sc.mied to them by your beauty. May I
never loose a thimbleful of your fav?r,
but you have entangled the thread of my
understanding with that pretty outside
of yours. Odd bodkin ! L am surely
yours every inch of me?and my needle
follows you. Therefore blunt not the
endeavors, but. let me baste myself to
your kindness, that I may sit (hitherto
your affections. I love you beyond
measure, but its so hard to cabbage one
sweel look from you, that I almost de
spair of having uiiough to finish my suit.
Pray put a favorable construction on this,
and, lor the same shall always sit cross
legged for your sake, being my dearest
little flouncer, your.
CA BBAOF.."
A BkaUTIKUL INI'IDKXT. ? A naval
officer being at sea in a dreadful storm,
his wife, who was sitting iu the cabin
near him. and filled with alarm for the
safety oi the vessel, was so surprised with
his composure and serenity that she cried
(Otlt.
My dear, are you not afraid ! IToW
is it possible you can be s ? calm in such
a dreadful storm
He rose from his chair, lashed to the
.deck, .supporting himself by a pillar of
the hod-place, drew hisfcword ami point
ing it to the breast of his wife exclaim
ed":
?Are you afraid of that sword ?"
She instantly answered, "No."
''Why r' said the officer.
.... . I
"Because," rejoined the lady, "I j
know that it is in the hand- of my bus- <
band, and he loves me i< o well to hurt
me."
?Then."?said he. "remember, I know
in whom I believe, ami that he holds the
winds ill tils flsis iukI -,r..t. r in the
hollow of his hands.'
A \\'<>N i?vr.i't i. St?kv.? For a week
past the daughter of Mr. Wnlshuucr,
ag( 1 about three years, and residing at
the corner of Spain and Great mim streit
complained of an itching ache in the
stomach, which she attributed to her
parents, as being caused by ants. This
irritation lasted from that time until half
past seven o'clock Thursday night, when
he v. a- taken worse. 'flic father of the
child, s'.tj p.?>ing that worms was the
e tu> ? of her illness, administered a worm
p iwd ;i\ About midnight she was taken
seri usly ill. accompanied by a choking
sensation, and it Was feared she Would
? lie from the effects, when she suddeiih
vomited, throwing up. among other mat
ter, a ii\e mouse, about an inch ami a
h ill' long, not including the tail, which
Was m at the same length As soon as
' the young girl wa< relieved of the ani
mal, she immediately exclaimed to lur
anxious pi cut.-. "Oh. mother. look, this
; is the thin- that has been troubling me
so inn h." When wc saw the child.
I' i d i*, to ruing, slie was as well as could
be. ami romping about the streets as
1 happy as a "gaysunflower." The mouse
which was so mysteriously lodged iu the
child's stomach, was captured by Mr.
Albert \\ eilbacher, the druggist, corner
of Spain and CrcatuiCli streets, and prc
. serve 1 in alcohol, where the curious, as
j well a- skeptical, can examine it at their
1' ore How, when and where the ani
mal found its way down her throat, and
how it maintained life, is a matter of
j eonj- et ure.- ?.V. 1. Timm.
_
1 . A Bp.AVK CUM.. A little girl in a
Sunday school was asked by her teach
er:
"Mary, do you say your prayers morn
ing and night ?"
"No. Miss, 1 don't."
"Why. Mary, are you not afraid to go
i to sleep iu the dark without asking God
to take care of you and walch-ovcr you
until the morning V
"No, Miss. 1 ain't afraid, cause 1 sleep
iu the middle."
A young Cincinnati dentist was intro
duccd to a fashionable beauty the other
evening, and gracefully opened the con
versation In saying: "Miss-, \ hope
that I may consider that wo are not en
tirely unacquainted. I had tho pleasure
of pulling a tooth for your father only a
short time ago."
A highly educated coustablo some
where ?? the northwest exp- es for sale
a roan In ire. or so much thereof a* may
be necessary" to satisfy the judgment.
Dancinu Their Bags Ovr.?Ti?o
unsophisticated cpunjry lasses visited
NTblo's, in New York, during tho "ballet
season. WKch' tho skirted, gossainor
Clad nymphs made their appearance On
the stage, they became rostlcsa find j
fidgety.
"Ob, Annie I" exclaimed one, totfo
i'OCC.
"Well, Mary?"
"ft ain't nice; I don't like it."
"Hush !"
"I don'tcaro, it ain't nice; and I won
der why auut brought us to such, a
place !"
"Hush, Mary ! The folks will laugh at
you 1"
After one or two flings and a pirmuitt*,
the blushing Mary said :
"Oh, Annie, let's go; it ain't uicc,
and I don't leel comfortable !"
"Do hush, Mary," replied the sister,
whose own face was se.i-lct, though ii
wore an air of determination ; "it's the I
first time I ever was at a theatre, and 1 j
suppose it will be the last time ; so I am
just going to sec it out, if they dance
i every rag off their backs I"
Napoleon is building a villa at Homo
on the spot where the palace of the
Ctcsars once stood.
A London railway is asked to provide
cars lor the special accommodation of |
ladies with pet dogs.
GEronoble, in France, being in want of]
a hero, is about to erect a statute of Jou
vin, the glove-maker.
Mr. II. Odell Duncan, of Newborry.
has been appointed Consul of the United
States at Naples.
Chicago now has thirteen railways
connecting it with other places, and
seventeen more arc building.
Petroleum is said to have been dis
covered on the Hue of the Pacific rail
way.
During jubilee week Boston Instead of
being the -'hub of the universe," will be
?hu hub.Lulu ^
The Atlantic cable's receipts are over
$3,000 per day.
The New York Medical Society have
resolved that one day of rest in seven is
necessary for all men.
A Tennessee suicide carefully took off
his wooden leg before shooting himself.
A 830,000,000 embezzlement has just
been discovered in the Austriau War
j office.
I Ninety-eight lake vessels arrived or
departed from Chicago one day this
, week,
A man iu New Haven has invented a
machine by which one man can sew six
hundred pairs of shoes in a day.
The oat crop of Kast Tennessee will
be very short this season?about one
third of a crop. Corn looks badly, but
the wheat crop is fine.
The Unitarian Church in New Bed
ford. Mass., has voted to dispense with
the bread ami wine in Communion.
? lleinember who you are talking to,
sir!" said an indignant parent to tl
fractious boy; -I am your father, sir!"
"Well, who's to blame for that?" said
young impertinence; ??'taint me!"
A large number .Journeymen brick
layers of Cincinnati have refused to work
in consequence of an attempt of the
I bosses to reduce their pay from five to
four dollars per day.
A woman of 75 was married to a man
of 35, in Tiffin, Ohio, last week. The
i woman has been married twice before,
and has children older than her present
husband.
Horace W. Carpenter, of Oakland.
California, otters to give 800,000 for the
establishment of an orphan asylum in
that city, if five other citizens will do the
same.
An editor says, "our best things will
be found on the outside." That's the
way with the most of the world.
The Strongest Kind of'a Hint?A
young lady asking a gentleman to see if
one ol her rings would go ou his little
linger.
A landlady in Boston, it is said, makes
her biscuit so light that the lodgers oan
see to go to bed by thcm.1
Anything pito you dare?" inquired
one Dutchman of another, while engaged
in angling. No, nothing at all. Veil I
returned tho other, not'ing pito me too.
A preacher in Now Hampshire, dis
coursing On tho subject of Daniel in the
Lion's Den, said; "And thar he sot all
night lung, lookiug at the show for noth
ing, and it didn't cost him a cent."
The venerable Bishop Andrew of the
M. K. Church, South is in Augusta, litt-,
and lookiug well.
Morning gfejr MkHl^? sail
Wo arc in favor of ttarrl^^^SSS^
tig*.* Rethink every "oira**^tft
to be allowed to vote on M4> ^MfllMft?
iay representation, j ^ ;
"A man lecturing in Georgia,, asaerla,
that Adam was a yellow man.'' We"
know an incredulous fellow who says bo
wasn't any sueh Adam thing.* ^ l'nn ?,ir>
"Hains bare injured Kontucky corn."
Too much water has always had a bad
effect on Kentucky corn, bat the people.,
St'lll-USC it. mmmi?
"Sherman declines nothing." We
noticed that on his "march to tnesjal**''
"Chained lightening'? is the mos?
shocking of all.
"Victoria is to make a continent*!
trip this summer.'" Wo don't case a .
"continental" if she docs.
"A woman has died of 600 pounds
weight iu Philadelphia." Thia- proros
that "Time and tide weight for no man j
or woman either.
Being collared by a big fellow may bo
seizinablc advice ; but nobody likes it.
Those who imagine that one stream
cannot cross another, have neveT seels a
"stream" of cattle crossing a stream of
I water." i \K
Work has been commenced on the new
jail at Darlington.
Prof. Kcrr, finds a quantity of niarl
in the vicinity of Wilmington, North Car
olina.
i Bennett, Jr., has a new yacht Like
him, it is uncommonly fast.
Cuba appears to be pretty essentially
confused. It is difficult to tell which'
faction is uppermost.
There are 0,000 printing houses in the
United States, of which New York State
has 417.
Sir B. Cunard's property in England
was sworn at ?300,000- ? t. ,
Geo. W. Childs is to give a Fourth
of July diunec to his Ledger employees
at Atlantic City.
The Puke of Hamilton ataudssix feet
in his stockings, is purple in the face and
red of hair.
A publishing house and typ? foundry
have been started in Shanghai by enter?
i prising Chinese.
Cininnati claims a population of two
hundred and sixty-five thousand.
Reversible parasols, which close with
the lining outside, are the newest things
iu this article.
As late as the 5th instant, travellers in
northwestern Maine were delayed by'
deep snow drifts.
At the recent convention of the Ep?K^
copal Diocese of Pittsburg a new parish
of strong ritualistic tendencies wasre?
fused admission by an overwhslning
vote.
Miss CraIg gave the jury a splendid
banquet after the one hundred thousand *
dollar verdict.
Dennis Been, convicted at Cambridge,
Mass., of murder, ou Wednesday last
saved the State the trouble of carrying out
the sentence, by hanging himself.
A juryman was asked whether he had
been charged by the presiding Judge.
"Well, Squire," said he, "the follow
that sits upon the pulpit and kinder bos
scss it over the crowd, gin us a talk ? hut
l don't know whether he charges any*
thing or not."
During the first battle of Bull Run a
Brigadier-General discovered a soldier
concealed in a hole in the ground, and
ordered him to join his regiment. The
man looking him full iu the face, placed
bis thumb upon his in-;! and replied.:
"No, you don't, old fellow, you want
this hole yourself."
At a country town in New Jersey, a
little boy, who was jumping about and
bawling loudly, Was asked why he wept.
The following reply touched all hearts:
"1 want my mammy ; that's what's
the matter. I told the darned thing
she'd lose mo,"
Tho North-Gorman papors are telling
a wouderful story ubout a girl, a resident
of Hamburg, some twenty-three years
old, who after an illness of some weeks,
apparently died on the Tuesday before
Pentecost. Tho physioian, however,
farbade her to be buried, as he perceived
nono of tho positivo proofs of death. The
girl lay inanimate for nearly a fortnight,
until orders were finally given to prepare
for tho funeral, when, it being then
Saturday and seven o'clock in the morn
ing, she suddenly camo to life. Her
death-like swoon had lotted eleven day$\
j or the length of 80 average Atlanta
steam voyage. *