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T .A R I 0 U S.
[my hkqukst.]
A Southern Woman's Protest.
Wo publish by request, the following letter
From the pen of a gifted lady of this State.
In reproducing it from the Columbia Phoenix,
in which it first appeared, wo cannot do better
than remark, as docs that journal, that "any
objections which may be entertained against
her criticisms will be lost sight of. in admira
tion for the spirit displayed, and the Bo
man elevation of thought, which the writer
evinces:"
To Mm. D. II. If ill:
Sib :?? I havo road your eloquent nppenl to
patriots to rally to the rescue of their country
troni ruin and infamy. You appeal to tho wo
men of the South to arouso from their grief
stricken apathy, and toil for the South once
mure. You have not called in vain. In every
wmmnly heart y?.u have awakened a deep re
sponse; and being one with them in the great
sisterhood of sorrow, in their, name I speak.
We Itavc not been silent from insensibility to
the dishonor thrust upon us; but from a grief
too deep for words.
Sir, we do not deem ours'.dvcs equal to the
diseuwiou of State-craft and questions of po*>
Hi ic-iil import, but we do feel that on the sub- '.
jeet of personal honor und State pride wo arc
competent to give ait opinion. In our coun
try's cause we lost our all?friends, fortuues,
homes; yet wo felt that though?like Francis,
ut Paviu?"all was lost save honor," in that
wo had a priceless jewel still. To see dema
gogues, now in power, barter that jewel for a
mess of pottage, is a grief beyond endurance,
a humiliation hard to bear. We, the women
of the South, now speak. Wo take advan
tage of ynur courteous appeal thus to make our
protect?a protest ?gaiust threatened dishonor,
a protest against injustice done the dead, a
protest ngailitt nil roHvrntiont.
Ab tut ten months eince, several article.- ap
peared in tho Now York Jlerahf, and were
copied in the sovcrul Stute papers, purporting
to tditiW forth ''public opinion in South C.i?p
press of ^outh Carolina," they would have
becu nearer tho truth; for they were a truthful
exposition of the weathercock politics then
foisted upon public notice by the several Char
leston dailies, and which were void of interest
and represented nothing. To a paragraph in
one of these articles I call at tent ion. I have
waited for ublc, manly pens to give it tho lie,
which simple justice to the dead demanded?
but waited in vain. Defeated valor rinds no
champion now, and it is left to women to de
fend tho braves "who died for us."
Alter an unjust attack upon men whose mo
tives he could not penetrate, and whose ability
he could neither emulate nor understand, this
siandcrer?safe with the cold bars of the grave
between him and his victims?thus strikes the
dead: "The leaders in politics, our Senators,
members of Congress and Governors, goaded
the people to secession and war; and when the
wur came, what did these gontlemcu do,?rush
to tho front and load forlorn hopes t A few per
haps, may be found by tho diligent historian,
but the vast majority in this, and other. South
ern States, went to Congress, held other civil
offices, and becatuo Collectors of tax in kind."
This is not true-. The statesmen and Gov
ernors did not goad the people to secession and
war. The revolution wax a great popular up
heaval, a political and social necessity. It was
the bloody result of mental and moral antagon
ism, and the statesmen could uct have prevent
ed it. It was, iu truth, au irreprctaiblc con
flict?and secession was demanded alike by the
laws of nature and the necessities of political
oeouoiry. Tho statesmen of tho South, like
the priestess upou her tripod, but gave utte
rance to the mighty spirit that moved them; a
spirit greater than, though consonant with,
their own. Their prophecies and winnings,
threats and appeals, emanated from no more
personal source, and had no selfish aim. Moved
by inspired forebodings, as prophets they spoke
to the people. Lay not to their charge the
mighty woes that have befallen their country.
As well might the Jews condemn the prophets
of old for the downfall of Jerusalem; because
when the hand of inspiration lifted the veil of
the future, bla,"t;ug their sight with a vision
of the city's fell .destruction, their quivering
lips cried out. its prophecy! Who is "Cnro
linians," that he should sit in judgment upon
the patriotism of others'{ A man whose ve
nality is ho well known that men, having busi
ness of questionable legitimacy, invariably se
cure him as their pliant auent; and seldom
docs bis eminent chicanery fail them. He is
ono of those creatures that often creep into the
councils of kings and suggest vile craft, under
the name of State policy. Of the secession
ists that composed the rank and file of the
Confederate army, "Carolinians" could know
but little. Hy personal contact, he could not
know them ; having scoured a Bafc retreat,
whtirc bullet? never whistled, nor cannon thun
dered. Neither could ho know them all
through public print, for ninny of tho noblest
did bravo duty in common filo, and their names
were never placarded in capitals on tho walls.
The representative secessionists from this
State, . in Confederate service, were Moans,
Keitt, Gregg, Marshall and Jamison, and
where are they now ? At their posts they fell
?uiartyrn to the glorious causo thoy lived and
battled for.
On the other hand, tho men of Union pro
clivities?those who took counsel of their fears
und preached discretion upon Fulstaff princi
ples ; who, either as floating chaff or excited
sediment, only muddind th? current thoy could
not stem?during the war, where were they ?
With a voi nl allogianco, they paid tribute in
their hearts to tho flesh-pots of Egypt, yet
sought personal safety in the friendly tents of
Israeli While- war's conflict raged, and broth
ers and countryman battled for altar and home,
they. Cowered ill Cm (federate capita Is and quar
termaster's ware-houses, and, Under tbo refuge
of some fortunate disability, enjoyed the
warmth of hearth-stone. Where arc they
now Y Whining at tile doors of ucgro conven
tions, deploring pnst association with patriots
and gentlemen, denouncing dead heroes ns
criminals, repudiating the white race of which
they are degencrato off-shoots, nnd beggiug for
the crumbs that full irom the negro's table. A
thousand times better arc our dead linns, than
such living dogs ns these.
As WoUlcU of tho South, wo protest against
all conventions. Since the war, they have, in
every instance, bceu either abortive or produc
tive of disaster. The first,- composed of senile
paterfamilias and duiunmlizcd home guards, did
that in their fatuity that Congress would hot do
?bartered away the rights and property of a
people without their consent, or making them
compensation. The second wan a ghastly'
farce enacted-upou the boardsnt Philadelphia;
and we marvel that uo one has held up its de
precating servility and moral cowardice to tho
scorn of the world ; that there has been from
the South no indignant denunciation of its
pitiful weakness, fraudulent expedients, politi
cal!, perjury, personal and representative humili
ation. It te but tin net of simple justice to tho
T5uutu~i<nnaurfr-*Ag-fitg>rp-jrnHH fit n)} t\*f mitW,
but as yet unacknowledged by our people, that
these men, so forgetful of personal and State
pride, ho obsequious and acquiescent, wh< wont
over into a hostile country and shook in amity
the bloody hands of our enemies, were not
rrj)rc.<rn(iiffrn men. They wore trading politi
cians merely. They had no right to wrong us
so. A Mo ill majority, more tools of ambi
dextrous Governors then in power, scut them
there. Thoy could, iu politic forget fulness of
J the past, take New England Pharisees to board
and hearth stone, but they had no right to
I speak for tho State. For them to do so was an
act of usurpation, and sh ?mclcss wus their !
I abuse of the passing power. Iu the name of
.heir several States, they abandoned the pre
cious right of sovereignty ; they blackened tho
memories of their illustrious dead, by disclaim
ing tho principles for which they died; they
insulted the Lures and Penates of Southern
homes, by cheering that flag whose wake
through our land ws illumiuatcd by blazing
roof-trees. Southern dignity, Southern pride,
Southern honor, they trampled iu the dust.
With sacrilegious hinds, they tore theKC jewels
irom the crown of our State, and as propitia
tory offerings, laid them at the feet of a das
tard foe. At a holocaust so glittst ly, well
might Caroliua, like Agamemnon of old, veil
her sight from the blasting sacrifice. Massa
chusetts und South Carolina clasping hands in
fraternal love ! Southern women looked in scorn
on tho unholy alliance, nnd regarded tho actors
with tho feelings of Mtehal, Saul's daughter,
when, looking through her window, she saw
David) the King, leaping and dancing iu scan
ty gartnouts. (II Samuel, Chapter VI, Verse
10.) "Gentlemen of the Convention," what
did you accomplish '( The salvation of your
country ? Alas ! uo. Home, it is true, was
once saved by the cackling of gecsc, but suc
cess did not follow your imitation ol that illus
trous precedent. Tho South still bears her
burdens and hur chains. The Yankee, in all
his characteristic abominations, prowls every
where. 'J hey nro frogs in our kneading
troughs; they arc muggots in our country's
festering wounds. And here the Yankee will
remain; all tho proclivities of his nut uro im
pel him to it?"for '? is is not tho generous ra
pacity of the princely eagle, who snatches
away the living, struggling prey ; he is u vul
turoj who feeds upon the prostrate, the dying
and the dead." Laurence Keitt, the Patrick
Henry of secession, iu one of his impassioned
nppcala for timely resistance to encroaching ty
ranny, exclaimed, "O my countrymen ! crush
the s;rpent on your door-sill, before it coils on
your hearth-stone." Alas lor the women of
the South! the serpent is coiled there, nnd
spits his venom on our daily bread, and the
hands that sought to crush it arc folded and
cold:
The,third convention Was a failure. It "was
compo||(l of gentlemen quivering under a
senso <if coming disgrace?nlivo, but not equal
to the necessity of act ion. Its president was a
man more prone to sit in public judgment on
the discretion und valor of others, than display
nimihiv merits Of his own.
Of tliojast Convention, (so-called,) the un
Inwfui assembly at tho Club Houso, I cannot
speak. Wheu the Governor of a State nd
dresses,.,a caucus of negroes as "gentlemen of |
the Conventionthere is for . that State no
lower in Ian ly. Yes, there is one step further
?its (recognition aud ratification by tho peo
ple j
Sir, have we not cause to protest against
conventions ? Have thoy not been fruitful of |
disaster ? Is it not time that their dread work
should coaso ? ?.
Where is tho justice of tho South's punish
incut? A punishment, to be just, should com
mensurate with the magnitude of tho crime
committed. Tho South was no criminal. The
act of' secession was but a manifestation of her
right of "sovereignty, and by the act ehe but
sought to save her public chastity from the
corruption of Yankee ideas, and her domes
tic honor fropi the pollution of Yankee morals.
Did ihc sin, in that she sought with desperate
devotion to save her altar and hearth-stone from
desecration and defilement, and in drawing the
sword of State when her crown of sovereignty
was in danger, nnd giving her sons and her
substance to uphold tho cause of religious and
civil liberty '{ Aud, too, the self-devotion of
hcr jiaughtcrs ; the vulor of her sons ; the he
roism of soldier-boys, whoso "jackets of grey"
arc vestures of renown ; aro those things to be
ashamed of? acts to be repudiated ? sins to bo
atoijctl for!' 11? believe not. Rut if an incx
orublo Nemesis demands our punishment for
sins such as these, we are willing to suffer and
die' We have faith in the ultimate triumph
of Confederate principles, and to their cause
wc devote our activities. We have tho spirit
for-'tho work. Every want, privation and dis
aster wc lay at the door of the Yankee and his
pliant tool, the rencgrade Southerner. Wc
feelAhat their battle with us is not over. "The
bugle has sung truce, and uo more calls to
arms*;'! und Confederate valor no longer tri
unjplis or sinks b^rpowered on glorious buttlc
ti.ik,- lint t]]Q \vj^g^\t>.'< Ktill. They once
fought us with shot and shelTT^tTicy nowTSjlfrf-j
us. with wtuil au&'jaininc. As ire did not yield
to the former, we will not yield to the latter.
They desire to break the spirit of the South,
throiiith the craving activity of the senses, to
Undermine the heroic citadel of the soul.
Famine faces us, and it is a toe of the Yan
kee's evoking; therefore, in a spirit of defi
ance, meet it, fight it and defeat it. This
thought gives strcnghth. We will cheer our
fathers, encourage t he laborers, plant and hast
en to maturity tho bread-giving cereals ; aud,
with trusting hearts, pray Cod have mercy on
us all.
? Sir, you appeal to the women of the South
for aid. We have answered it, and we now
pledge ourselves, with dignity, to submit to the
ouforced rule of the sword, and patiently en
dure want aud famine, rather than our fathers
and husbands should plead our distress to jus
tify, on their part, an act of dishonor.
XI ORE.
Charleston District Meeting
? OY I'll K
H. E. CHURCH, SOUTH,
HELD AT
OlMXGBBUUa, 8. C. MAY 21st, 18r,R.
Dishop D. S. Doggctt, of Virginia, preeidod
at this meeting ; and it was a very interesting
assemblage of delegates from the various Cir
cuit* in this Church District,
Wc publish, Ky request, the Reports of the j
various Committees of the meeting:
KEI'OIIT OX MISSIONS:
The command of Christ to "preach the gos
pel, to every creature, ill the the world,"
will roivnin in full force until tho work u
accomplished. The declarations of the word
of God are many, clear and strong that Ills
kingdom shall encompass the eartli. It is
ovideut to the heart of faith that this will be
done sooner Ol' later. Human instrumentality
has been appointed to tho task, and this ap
pointment will stand fast, for Cod \h tint man
that He should change bis plans. The church,
as n lump of leaven, linn been placed in tho
world, and under thii warning influences of
the Holy Ghost, is Itffi to purmcato the mass
until the whole is leavened; When We rodect
that near twenty centuries Have passed away
since the. foundations of His kingdom were laid
anil three fourths of tho work still remain un
done, the lothnry of the church in alarming.
The question is appropriate, Why docs this
work progress so slowly? Is it because of the
want of men or of means '{ An empty treasu
ry says lliat it is nol the lohnet' for the tciu
poral necessities of the number whom Oed has
called to devote their time and talents to the
spreading of Holiness, have kept its funds ex
hausted. But mi limply treasury fhiys it is Hie
latter. Not that the arrangements or bounty
of Gods providence has failed, but that the
tithes tire withheld from tho storehouse. Tho
Jow was required by tho law of Clod to bestow
the tenth part of nil proceeds of his labor to
sustain religion in his own circumscribed land,
and the Christum is wont to confine his liberal
ity to the same law, when his duties nro en
larged oven to the ovnngolixation of the whole
World. And yet We- a?k tfllu gives tho tenth F
Tho church pleads its poverty as an excuse for
its stinted contributions. But wheroin is its
poverty evinced ? Do we see less of stylo, of
extravagant living) of expensive fashion, of
costly amusements, than in former and more
plethoric years '( Alas I alas ! this compara
tive povcrity begins, nnd ends its retrench
ments nt the house of God. And arc Ve in
deed poor ? Let us remember our Lord nnd
Master who though he was rich, yet for our
snkes he became poor that we through his
poverty might be rich. Bich in faith, rich in
goodworks and rich in eternal glory. We
have yet to learn that we arc not our
own, but have been bought with a price, and
should glorify God in our budicr, nnd 111 our
spirits which arc his. Wo should learn that
because he laid down his life for us wo ought
to lay down our lives for the brethren. "We
pray the church to awake to her duty toward
the perishing nations, and send forth tho
heralds of the cross to every land to hasten the
coming of our Redeemer's Kingdom, and cease
not her labors till the whole earth shall be fill
ed with his glory. Wc have two missions es
tablished in our own .district where the gospel
could not be preached, but for the aid of the
church.
The Lexington Missions is located, in the
poor sandy regions of that county, inhabited
by appreciative but indigent people. It is
served by Bcv. C. Scnn with acceptability.
The St. Georges Mission located in CollctOti
County and served by Rev. A. J. Green is .??
u promising field, and in a few years may be
come self sustaining.
Your committee offer tho following resolu
tion :
Resultat, That wo appreciate the impor
Jdjucu-of thej^issipuorv.^oij^^
urge its iutcrests upou the hearts and purstv.
of the people everywhere!
DEPORT ON CUUUCII PROI'KRTY.
The Committee on Church Property of tho
District, after giving the subject that conside
ration which their limited tlnie Would allow of,
Would respectfully submit the following report:
The title to all tho Church property in the
District wc believe to bo indisputable atld Un
disputed, except that of Old Bethel Church in
the city of Charleston, and the property willed
to the Methodist Church of Charleston Station
by Mr. McKco, which is now in litigation be
tween the Northern M. E. Church and the
Trustee. The Property is nil free from debt,
except Trinity Church in Charleston over
which there is n debt of about twelve hundred
dollars. Several of the Churches on the diffcr-r
out circuits, your committee arc sorry to learn
arc in a dilapidated condition, but we are glad
to hear that arrangements arc in progress to
have them repaired and some of them replaced
I by now houses. We Cud that by the reduction
j of several of tho largor Circuits into smaller
' ones, some are without Parsonages and on
account of the frequent changes, tccently made
in tho boundaries of tho circuits, they are
afraid to build others; and that one circuit
having some means has manifested some nnxic
ty to build, would not fur the reasons above
stated. Your committee arc of tho opinion, that
it would bo well for this meeting to take such
action ns in its judgment may be thought best
to arrest tho frcqueut changes in tho circuits;
then no excuse remaining we think each cir
cuit will soon be found with a comfortable
Parsonage for the accommodation of its Minis
ter nnd his family.
Your Committee arc of the opinion that it
would be well to have the proposed changes in
Circuit Boundaries invariably introduced nt tho
Third Quarterly Meetings unless such change
meet?! with favors by all the circtiit* that
would be effected thoreby.
ilfcWMlT ON RKI.HIIOUS iNTfcltESf OF THE
COLORED POPULATION.
Tlic Committee to whom wits referred "the
Religions interests of the coiorcd population,"
respectfully report.
That notwithstanding the general separation
from oitr cii?r?h of the coiorcd people, tliohgh
the efforts of certain strangers, to alienate tlieui
from us, yet wc are plcnscd to learn fr?nt the
reports of several of our delegates, that a Hunt
her in different parts of tins' Conference Dis
trict still attend upon dttr ministry, patronize
our Sabbath Schools and seem to realize our
truo feelings and sentiments towards them.
Wc assure these nnd all stleh of our Unaltera
ble inioroBt ill their rJ!?cn1 and religious wel
furo, and afl ministers Add layman pledge UUr
sclves to continue with ?nabatittg n-fddulUy ?llr
labors with fit em. A? their real friends wo
Will not ccaSd to ?feach to, pnly for, and in*
struct thorn iri tfttf religion "of t?d (jfOSS;
Therefore^
. ftrnbhed, Thai as a District CorifefcHl?j; fc?
feel it alike our duty nnd iiitcrest to encodrngb
and promH?i the spiritual intcrtiat of the colored
people in our midst.
Resohcd, With a view to this end, wp 5ffl
continue to preach the Gospel arid mgall l?? IH"
to Suclcticsnnd Sunday Schools nmorig them
according hi tile lutter and spirit of the Dis
cipline.
All bf which is respectfully ellbthitted.*
Item??
Open-air KerVlbte?police ditties;
The hardships of the oceatt? ironclads:
Tho spirit of the press?rieW elder:
Motto for an 0rigr"dVcr^=t5ttl arid C?W8 again.
When docs a tnaH tlavc id kceji Ills NVdrd??
When no one will take it.
Whttt dd yHU always do Before ydtt gO lH
' sleep ??ShUt yollr eyes.
A good temper; tt good Health; ritld a good
newspaper, are choice bleSSlrigS!
When docs a Wdnmn'B JttirigUc go tjuitkest ?
?When it is od h rnllrbad.
The way to gtit a good Wife?GUt a good
girl and go to the parsed.
A bride in Now York, last week, recbifbd
$300,001) as a wedding present from her fa
ther.
Brigilntu Voting hds tile* ctJHlrnct It) grade
tlic Uiiiort Pacific Railroad from the Head
of EchO Cation to Salt Lake; olid has Ue
gtltt wdrki
A git! itl Chicngtf died oh Wednesday fWlif
swnliuwtlig the point bf a ticcdle, which brukb
off whilo she was picking her teeth with it:
Two darkies tlUcd a slr'tilil tteilroad eUUi|idhy
for kicking ititiki OUt df the ears?asked ?3000
liariidges, got One rcur? dlfprceiutiurt of luyttf
ty surely:
A Mr. Day advertises the loss of his dbg.
We hope he will succetit! lit flbd&g liltli j for
if "every dog has Mis day," every tfay UUght
to have his ddg:
^An islanoV&NS" ?WfUiip^oVurte
in the lower bay of New- York for ihb HbW
Quarantine:
An ciclid?g? pW??ec? lll? ?tiUl? if "Ad
Interim" for tho new territory ?ooUt id bc br
ganited.
There are a couple of girls at I? Claire,
Iowa, who row across the Mississippi itt Port
Byrdn, Illinois, every morning in a skiff,
handling the oars in the most approved style,
teach a school of ninety scholars all day, and
roW back again in the evening.
tf , i nij T,"^*^- -?-'-^TT.
Huii? fto??,
? ? - a*
The high destiny for which Butler is
reserved?the gallows':
Josh Billing says^'Whcn d ttaiTti dog
deserts him on accot.ut df his poverty He burfi
get any lower in tho Wdrltl-=ddt tiy land:"
What is the difference between editors AH&
matrimonial experience ? Id the former the
devil cries for "cop." In the latter tile "fcbby
cries likes the devil."
Arc you neat- sighted, Miss ?" said ?? im
pudent fellow to a young lady wliri Hid hot
choose to' notice' him. "Yes; tit tills distallc?
I can hardly tell WliCtllbr you arc' u pig or a
puppy."
Three und sixpence: per gal;" exclaimed
Mrs. Partlugton, looklHg bVe.r the pH?*
curreilt. "tVhy bless me; vvllnt is the World
eomitig to when the gals tire tallied at only
three and sixpence V"
At a collcetiori lately malic at II charity fair,
a ydUlig lady offered the plate' to a rich :nan
who was noted for Iiis stitfglhcss. "I have
nothing," was his curt an SWfcr: "Thtlrt take
something, sir," sHo replied ; "yott know I am
hogging for the poor."
wm&i+* MsisiTi*'!''
A very ht.?aH fbg bnCe visited the Stet? of
Massachusetts, which probably surpassed tho
London fug?. A young matt was sent out into
a field to Hail on d fbw bourses of shingles up*
on a barti, the roof of Which wos nearly finish*
edi At about dlrincr time, continues rile far*
m?f, Who Is responsible for tho story, tflB
fellow came up, and says ho, "That's an
alarming long barn df yours."
"Not very lorig," said I.
"Well," says he, "I've been to work all this
forenoon, altd have hot got one course laid
yet."
"If that's the case';" says I "YOU^ ft
fellow.
"So after dirinhf ] \f.c,ui op^ to sco ?bat he.
hall l.ee.ti a^oijt; an a- I'll be thundered if be
had Hot shirtgleq morn thnn a hundred feet
right orit into the fog."