The Orangeburg news. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, March 21, 1868, Image 3

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WiU Practice in Courts of the State, ?wid also of tho United States, especially, in the Courts of i u-.-BhA./N; K R U P T C Y . JAMES F. IZLAR. SAMUEL DIBBLE. ?t%$&r;xi ss * .... !iT SSS? V. LKGARE, Altoriioy at Itiw and Solicitor in ??,1 Jh?S e q u i t 1 t f (pffic? In Pttbliio lJ?iidings, li H T II OU 8 e SQUAB e . oraxgeburq C. ii., 80. Ca. " , P. J. MAL0NE, J'tTO B N E Y A T L A W . ?^.ha-.i.iwAiTEBUORO, 8. C. fvaatltiTLa' tho Courts of Orangoburg and JJ#8UAo*, oad aiWmd promptly to all business en l?W?t?k? ??re. - ^^Mljffit*" " tf e. e. dkjnta-XJx, jfTArOH MAKER AM) JEWELLER, ?' M* ^W?fk Neatly Rep*:*"* <"'<' warranted, hi kussel l street, (?rroom corhelson, krameu a co.) cmMM P* ' lr - ? ??_ ^COVILL, rsAGBNTS FOR TUB Bqnltfible Lifo Insurance Company ? m. .. OF NEW YORK, -a* policies . N0N-forfeitablh, IMfifiennBoclarcd Annually to Policy Holders MURRAY 30BINS0N, Sr., ;7,w^?i A^F ,^j9J.N?'^n & co ? doc Jl 8m 'y. ?. V. Jamison & Soil Oiler their Services as fc AUCTIONEERS .to.the citizens of Orangoburg Distriot. ' SQT* Sales attended to in any part of the Dis trict. *T. d. V. JAMISON. S. Q. JAMISON, ?''vjani tf EIRE! FIRE! FIRE! .mm uvSDUK YOUB I.IFK ? ^ AND PROPERTY. CQjrielson, Kramer & Co., ARE AGENTS FOR JEFFERSON FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY. Chartered Capital 8250,000. JAMES' RIVER INSURANCE ^, , COMPANY. : &, .'1 Chartered Capital 81,600,000. plcdhiout Hen* X&tnto Insurance COMPANY, n*m . FOR LIFE ONLY. ' Chrfrtorcd Capital 81,000,000. ALL SOUTHEBN COMPANIES. ocx ?v V POETRY. mu:? } "Marrow.', ...} ~~* . WVI tttl , B<[."6RoBaiAo,"?vinoii. itR-vKnsRq. . ' ? ? .irtVlb i Utile Id wear, of) And less to eat! Kjtf! Sum and substance and net receipt? ./ > Southorn side of tho balance-sheet: , f After tho burthen, And after the heat Of a cotton year, ' To the farmer, clear, ? Littlo to wear and less to eat? Picked aud sifted, compressed, COMPLBTB ! That's the weight of Ar* "elephant"? "NEAT!" fVjUtu- .-.;::?'{ f;r-;tjir 1 '?' ,'/fibij Little to wear AndlepBtpeat; . That s the paradox we meet And nt every corner of the street? It isn'lthc land? And tt ain't tho hand-i It isn't the sun A And it trttJwV tho stand? Only a madness, with nanght to match it; Hurling the handle after the- hatchet? Chasing sorrow, and sure?to "catch it !" r--j? 3it" ./ , ??> M'/i:-'->H'j-fVij] v. J i-J Little to wear ! From ^)olc to polo Not a cml or a savage aoul Out hides his nakedness or his dirt, Tuore or less, in a Georgia shirt I, Lesbtokat! When the "grass" wo sla}' Would \yity NcW England knee-deep in hay, And fatten tho "shirtcd" (above) in.mass, Fatter thab ever waB tlc3h from grass! Lord! Lord! By rljo longest odds, O ! the fools abhorred Bjf men and irods, The Hupcrfino ?M : , Iathef-lly'Wiuch Fights tho world with a ''single line," Without, a ditch? And "breaks" in eredit, in cash nnd spine, "A git tin' men!" "Salvation !" "How!" Scllnnucrc. i, And buy a?r-Low ! Horrow a shei'.p. And lieg a so\v! Kill King Cotton And crown your .. '" V ,:-C?wl ? , j-y/ Si'Vf f Another year, if wo live to soe't. Shall mako both ends nnd middle . . "Mket!" With enough to wear, and a . Plenty To Eat! SELECTED STORY. [From the Chamber's Journal, reprinted in the Eclectic Magaxine.] IN A CITY BUS. [Continued from our Last.] I hniled the first cab I could find, and we rattled off to my lodgings. No couversatiou took y;]aco while we were going over tho stones; but iu imagination I saw before mc a certain sweet tearful tncJ, auu I felt more determined than ever to go througfi the ."ohemo, wild and preposterous as it might u.^vc seemed any other time, which had suddenly Hauled across my brain while I was following tho ras cal by my side up St. Martin's Lane. Having instructed my landlady to put down another cutlet, aud to scud out for one or two extras, wc ascended to my rooms. "In the hope, my dear sir, that qpr friend ship will be a long and fiottrifthtug one," said my unwelcome guest, "allow mc, as a needful preliminary, to present you with my card." He handed me, as he spoke, a very limp, nnd rather dirtyjnece of pnstc-board, which ho had some difficulty in fiuding among his multifa rious pockets, and on which was inscribed the name of "Mr. Reginald Tracy." "Of course, J could do no less thau return the compliment. Din.Per wns served 0 f?w" minutes later; nnd while it wa*." *u ProKrc&-o the conversation be tween Mr.. Trat.v nn^ mys?lf was of the most irjtewnitteut .cburao.tL'r- 1 gathcrod enough, however, to enable mc to discover that he was a man of some education, and ijmst at .one time Uavo mixed in superior society. ?>J the ex ercise of what knavish arts he had contrived to forfeit the position he once held, I could not, of course, tell; therein no doubt, lay hidden the great Secret of his lifo. Poor wretch 1 it was cusy to sec, from the style in which be got through his food, that a plentiful and whole some meat was what he hud not p; rfakbn of for some time. At length, ho lay back in his chair in a stnto of happy ropletion. "Mot another morsel, my dear boy," he said with a benignant smilo. "Positively, I could not. 'Let good digestion wait on apctito'?you know the rest. A bountiful meal! Put'Providence tempers thp wind to the shorn lamb 1' And now for the pipe und tho tumbler. -? Ha, ha ! I hnvo not forgotteu." As soon as we were fairly under way with our first tumbler, Mr. Tracy broke ground on the subioff; that W" evidently upper m'ojBt in his 'thoughts: .?*If, sir," ho said, "you "would favor 'mo-with a hint an to tho speciul class of investment ? in. which yon; nro desirous of ?, laying ,out yotyr. capital, and would also furuitdi nie with somo idea as to the amount ul' the capital itself, I should then hayo some positive: data to work -upon, and could give you tho benefit of .my. experience in that particular lino .of procedure which your in clinations may lead you to prefer!*' "Capital three thousand ; line of investment not decided on," "I said'. "Something light and genteel wottld be preferred." "Such as an importer of wiucs arid' spirits, for iu8tauco said Mr. Tracy. "That would do capitally|l daresay, only I h?pp?trto kri'dw nothihg in the? world about "Quite unnecessary, my dear sir. that you should. Only Grid the "money, and T will en gage to find tlife brains, andihakeyour fortune into th'c'"bargain." Mr. Tracy sighed deeply, took a long pull at his tumbler, and then proceed ed to enlighten iriy ignorance as to the various methods by which extraordinary profits might be realized, without-the slightest ri*k of fail ure, by any one who, combining eapitnl with brains, might choose/ to appear ; before the world as an importer of wines ? and spirits-. That' some of the methods indicated by Mr. Tracy were-several degrees'on the shady side of honesty, might at Auce have been predicated from the chnrnotor of-the man; but he cer tainly had a very neat way of. wrapping uparid labelling his "tricks'of trade." so as to make thcrrt look ns much'iike a gonmno artiMo possible. His exhortation and his third tumbler 'come to an end together. "Have you ever boon in.the) United States ?" listuldonly asked. ? "Never, sir. ??' As a patriotic Englishman., my love of travel uover. took- iuo so far from home." I ? ! "Thou you ncvor tasted any of those deli cious drinks which, under various st:auge names, are ao popular among the Yankees If" "Onco more a uegativc must be my answer. But, my dear young friend, if you vill only decide to lay out your capital in accordance with-stfvtto ' J. ? "A moment, if you please," I raid, "Be fore going? iutc any further business details, what do i-yon say-in a-; chnbgo nf- tipplc ??? -;1 think v.'e have had cuough of this stuff. Let mc try whether I. cannot brow you one of those delightful American di inks of which I spoke juat now; I i had the recipes lor several of them from au undo of mine who is captain of a liner." "Just as you like, eher ami?juntas you like,"- ho said ; though I don't think much im? provemcut on this delicious toddy Id possible." "We can come back to it again, if the other does not prove to our liking," 1 s:iid. "And uut be flouted for our inconstancy," added Mr. Tracy, with a laugh. "So now fur this Yankee nectar of yours. I grow thirsty by anticipation." Two large tumblers aud tho various ingre dients required for uiy purpose were quickly got together; last o. all, 1 went into my btudy and after staying there about a couple of min utes, T went back, carrying with me a packet I containing half-a-dozen powders doue up in dttfoicntly-co!rrC<l papers. The dugrec of knowledge I had laid CSIU1 to concottcr of American drinks washy no .???s ficth>Mis; and I now proceeded to mix one afi.-.'? *Uc u,,l!"' approved fashion, and ended by opening one of the colored papers and pouring the contents of it into the tumbler, aud then oIV? red (he whole to Tracy. But the putting in of the powder hud evi dently roused his suspicions, and with a polite wave" of the hand, he refused the proffered tumbler. "After you, my dear sir," he said. "I must really insist on your imbibing the first tumbler yourself. Tho second one will do ex cellently well for mo." "As you please," T said, with a shrug. With that 1 proceeded to drain tho first tumbler, ex pressing by pantomime, as I did s>>, my appre ciation of its excellence. After this. 1 mixed a second tumblerful, into which, as before, I poured the eontents of ono of the colored pa pers, and then handed the whole to Tracy. His lips having onco touched the glass, stuck thprc till it was empty. Jle gave a sigh of intense satisfaction as he put dow '1 the glass. "Ambrosia, by Jupiter I" he exclaiinoJ- "The man who invented that tipple ought to he immortalized by a statue of tho whitest marble. 1 have no wish to be thought presumptuous, but 1 cannot resist ask ing you to mix me one moro potation." "One! half-a-dozen, if you like," I replied, "and all of them different. Unless yovr taste differs very much from mine, you will find No. 2 an improvement on No. 1." Ilo refilled his pipe while I was mixing tin second tumbler, but still kept a watchful vy? on my proceedings; not that be wu? any long er suspicious of my good faith, but because he was desirous of taking a lesson iu the art of concocting |?uch delicious drinks \\ hcii all ?.?]i)ti??,,';.' (>j {Mr? .;- , ? -????:?f=? tho otherjiigrediontfl were properly couibiocd, I opened one .of. the packets, ns.bcfpre, ..and shook the contents into the tumbler ; aud then having j^dj(ptjrrcd .the, wholp, I hundei} the glasH[lp,Tr.apy. . Jlut the ppwucr, in, tlds case, posap^pd properties, very, dijOfercnf. from that .of the innocent alkali of which I had made use; pr?vitttaW ntHm^ tl ad) *o*t*dm** ?2l A^cV'nj^tf^^liitH seemed glued to the tuihofc'r1 tilllieT had'drainedtnc; coutonts to the f last drop1. " " ;? that suit" your' tas.tc ?" 1 said. "Is' 'Quarto tt?e: first ?" "Sucn'aquoslion 'is hard to answer," ho re plied/ "The' beauties of both arc So evenly balanced, that' "Bacchus himself would fiml it difliculE'to tlHcide'beiifrcon the two. 1 have to thanlvyou, my donr young friend, for having opened up a new vista of pleasure undreamed ot bymebefbre:" W "I must give you one or two of my recipes, then .you-'ban1 mix f<r yourself. One more tumbler, i&tfd'th?n to husiuoss." Even while I was speaking, the pipe dropped from- hisdips, and his eyes began .to wander. Slowly ^pd deliberately, 1; proceeded with my preparations for.aunthor tumbler. Tracy, af ter glancing down reproachfully at his pjpc, tgok. no-further heed of it, but planting.b-jth his elbows firmly on tho lable, and taking fast hold ofkhis ;head between his hands, ho tried his utmost to bring his we.de. waveiing gaze t^ bcaryou my manipulating lingers., ( Hut the effort was top/much lor him. His-ryes closed, opened, t.lv^^d a^ainj_r.ud then..with a fv'.v iti ouhcront .worth*-of. apology, his head drooped forward on the bible; his nerveless arms lost all powers/of tension ; and in twenty seconds ho yras faster, asleep than he had ever been in his life before It ? was to this end that all my efforts had been directed. The powder put. by ,me into his cccoiid.tuuibler was a powerful Indian .nar cotic, which I had latterly had occasion to use in somu of my chemical, experiments. . Al though ^uccciolul so far, it was nut without a uiore.unequal heating of the heart than usual that I proceeded to cam Out tho remainder of I my design.-. However In.nest one's intentions may,- be. there is something nofarious In the act of feeling a man's pocket?comethlng ihatgm? utterly.agidnst the jjrain j yet dint was pi :e;-e ly wl)at |,,|?.ud uu>v gut to d o. lieforo p. .iceed m^SirJ' furtliGIS hbwuvur,,J t height it advisa ble to have u third person by me to act ;?s a witness of what might follow. Ho i vvent dowu-sUtrs to my landlady's room, with the in tention of gelling cither the wo:thy dame her self or her I usbuud to act the part pf chorus in my forthcoming littlo drama. Fortunately, I found the old lady's son, who is a strapping sergeant iu the Guards, and who made no diffi culty about going back with me. We round Tracy still soundly asleep, with his head on the table. Trum this posture I gently raised him, and laid him back in the easy-chair iu which he was sitting. My next proceeding was to insinuate my hand into each of his pockets, one after the other, in search of tho missing diamond 1 found the young lady's purse, but the rintr was not in it ; I also fuuud a number of pawnbroker's duplicates, but none of them having reference to the ob ject of which 1 was in search. Here, too, was my pencil-case, which, together with the stolew purse, I did not fait to appropriate. Ono after the other. 1 searched all the pocket.'. 1 could find, but .-till the ring wna not forthcoming, and I began to fear that he had already dis posed of it, in vine!: case it \y. ? probably lest [beyond recovery. My friend tue s?rgcisl, seeing my perplexity, suggested that the ring was perhaps sewn up inside the lining of his coat or waistcoat. Acting OU this hint, I fe.lt all over tho lining of his coat, but without success; but on coming to his waistcoat, j found something bard, over which a patch of wash-leather had beeu carefully fttiched. A few seconds sufficed to unrip the sewing, and there, wrapped up carefully in cotton wool and tissue-paper, was a lady's diamond ring. In silent triumph, 1 hold it up on the lip of my finger for the sergeant's inspection. "Hurrah! that's jolly, and no mistake!" I shouted the guardsman, with a wave of his pipe. "How will Mr. Slyboots feel when he wakes up'(" We wore not left long in doubt on that point. Mr. Tracy began to yawn and stretch. | and pull himself together. It was a peculiar! ty of the narcotic 1 had given him that its ef fect, ivhbu administered in small doses, was of very short duration, und i km w that Tnicy s stupor would not last above htilf-ail-hour at the most. To assist Iiis recovery. I held a vial of strong-;, inciting salts under his none, lie opened bis eyes, sat up. suet zed. and stared yacatltly around. '?I i nod-evening, governor," said the sergeant. VYou seem to have had quite a refreshing lit-I tic snooze." j Mr! Tracy did not I'cspoml to this friendly ! greeting. His lingers were busy fumbling it his wai.-tcoat, and next moment be started It] ! j with a tremendous oath, and declared that he ' had been lobbed. 1 "Of what hSvc'^??^b?'TOmrf*;*.?^ cy r J asked. "Of a valuable diauiund ring. wliich^Jor butteV^security, I hud stitched up iu tbi?'iuld? of Illy waistcoat." ?< "l'r?bably i'thid p?iseFuLs?ieloDgira&flpu?" I said, hbldiug up tho article iu question. 116 changed joolor at once-, and all tho'itfcfi anco scorned to .obz? ?titdf him 'us. I kc'pVmy I eyes fixed steadily pu his.., . "That, too, ip .my property^" \\o sfti.d^v^a. poor attempt at bravado j. *'und\I uiUBtiAbk,>ybu ut once to explain how it camo into yodr'pos session." ' . V"V '??A'U,,V "Let .me first tell you ho-.y it came . iii)^ yours," 1 t>aid. "You, tock,.it,, thJ^nWOruing, out of tho pocket of a ' young?ludy who -.but next you in an omnibus. At that time* it con-* j taiued, beside a small sum of mouoy, a diamond ring, now in my custody, and, which I mean to restore tolls ol\ tier to-morrow. Are you satis fied?" ""A'lie ! an inferual lie!" he said,;with an angry stamp of tho foot, i : i i ? oi ?A "You are not satisfied/'; .l^said.-.i'-'Sucdi being the cuse,-let ,us adjourn to the nearest police f tat ion. and each toll bis own story (to the inspector. Vpv lny part. T am quite will ing to bear the" brunt of such a proceeding. Arc you* ready fo?nccnhiptttvy nfc V* '-? ' ? "Sold !' most damnably sol4 l"' tribd Tracy? dinging up his vleP.chvd)>bauds;. * Then hu turned, and picked;up.his hat ai/i cane ; thcu facing me, he said : "You villain I You have tricked me this time. bu}. I'll be revenged on you yet. Next tliiVci it will'bo my turn', and 1 advise yon to beware.7 ? - .t.>;-i pu "If you aro not "out of -this?house ' in t-rfd utinules," I said, "1 ..will give.you in Charge O.f ] Lie turned ou mo with a, snarl, and made as though lie would have struck lue "across (he face'with his'enne': My'' friend, tKo 'sdrgpautl was on his feet in an instant. - ? ; "Now,'governor, you just book it quietly,, or it will be worse f.?r.you,'.': he said;- yd.,may as well light you to the street-door, or you, might perhaps fiud you: way by uccidonj into one oi' the other rooms. Nov.* just step out, wiil'yAu 1 called nest morning at the office'of* the 1 Secret.-iry of 'the Omnibus? 1 !onip-my, n od J louttd, cs JLtihad anticipated, t)ut% the >;)ouug lady had loft her adjlress there. To this address, which was in a certain went-cud square, I burned us i.;-t as a can could take me r fbiuid the 'yot:::g lady, and the old lady with whom-she Whs1' living as couipuuidu, terribly put about by too loss of the ring, and therefore proportionately pleased :.t its recovery. .That first vhdt was not the last, by any means; but all tbe rest merely concerns Minnie and myself, aud may remain left unwritten. VARI OTTS. Itfelf?f Order. The following important order ha* been is sued by tjrcnernl Canby : Cheryl Qrdcp X?. 23. Authority having been, conferred upon ])r vet Major-Ccncral 11. K., Scott, A.--istant Commissioner of the Bureau of * Refugees, Freedincri and Abandoned Lands for the Stite of South Carolina, to make advances in ?behalf of tho Government of tho United State s in aid 1 ? f ili.- depressed agriculture of the Suitujinow. therefore, to tho intent that proper securities I ??viy afforded for the repayment of such 1 dvauc it is ordered: I. Th:.: a!! advanced! ide ui afvrej.iMshall be and become a lien and charge upon tho produce of tlie? plantation toward and for the . use of which the : ime ma\ be advanced, prior j to all liens and claims of any kind whatsoycr, ? lithcV than such as have or may be entitled to ? priority under any act of Congress; hleo upon I all tho property^ re .l and personal^ of th person or persons to whom or for whoso benefit . ich udvauees may be made, subject to any right that may have Qxistcd prior to tho date of,tho tirst advance made hcrcunder. ? 2. The said Brevct> Major-Ccncral, R. Kj Scott shall have authority in behalf of the United Slates, at any time when in his judg ment said personal property or said crop cr produce is in danger of being destroyed; rc ! moved, wasted or i:i any other inahm r lost or injured, so as lo impair the sec'tirity of tlie United.States (b'creinj t;i take- into ctisfbdy sind [lOSK'eSsidn said personal prope-.ty, crops and j produce, and sell and ili-pos-- of the same for" the best terms that can be obtained thorel'or. or so much thereof as shall be suflieient to satisfy the claim of the L'nitod States on ac count of Mich advance. :;. Any person who shall, in violation of the rights of the United States iu th.- premie s. and with intone to defeat or impair tbe claims oi the United States iu .e-pect thy?e.d,secrete, rcniove, carry qwpy d-.-Hoy or injure any pro perty subject to such 'icii, .-hall be .-abject to the penalties provided b) l'.w iu the ease of I.irc? nv ?I. Th" t .'euer.il (\ :ii:nanding dcelus of the govorniueut will be eitopdedVW'lh^fe*' duct. air rennst ?tfipt^o*? IF ihVtttf'liavtfWo^HsAn** tfth*t?$t?o%Hlfhe aHVarrccs- n^-IUaeSviinjfe ? fecfjiifehts of "thfe aid wni'tfddre^tB^ril?f^ oar.iCHtly to the work of iimkirigHUcHpiroVuiioa1 for'^fc^fut'uro' as will 'relieVd CheWsel$9$fifl& ? : state of dependency upon ''the^gb'TOTfemotit,' pVlvuf^'ujdrvid?aB^'br eharit4B!3 inftftdB$M. mJ1 g rkv?ito iia1 ? -brt?^Wtofo?iift - except to the infirth'rind lielpleasl-'h?7pri5vi<ic<lJ ' foWjr 'cxTsdng-re^ #0en the loeal^toofili^aWtdiaVi^ to Wt^u%%F the obje?*ts;,oK^ under thcir carc.: "Trieissues* ?ntb^e^yfho government are made with tue so!e*'Vte%' trf enabling the labouring p>ob"ulntf6V^3>i^^ employment, and. by h?ucit^riaMti4y^toWO%ra a ''maintenance for th'emftilvctfun'^ arcr<Jc^crtdcn,l5 upon thpmjfSnd/^hiie tKe'li^u^ of -tho Bureau 'will in'hll caSes give'th?hfaio? fir"^ctir^ wi t h 6 u P 'i t ^nT'.Wtm tfjj ? th tf ber8trwngos^aCt^8n> bo obtained,,r"'atid m fa-o^o'elti^iKStPffiSIW^ by iho enft>rcbineitt of Hach'ctjntrabiySdififiy^ be made, thc'govcrumcnTwill^ r.pbb - those' 6/iry'wlw itlerit (i^lt?i^f'mS^ orrTerlv ?rmlluci pn^toti bed orf# ' ?tr;5: The ''abehtio'h "of all officers aud ogents: of'ir/c bVirkn1S%yp5fcja!1#jca11?#tfii Ktc&M Snd* msrructlor^^ OinnYnis.stonif;' rind it 'is' mtfdo therlPtifiry^fe c pft^RCYibod' I..-.''- H ? >ujtfj? aiatnxrT?fl? ?: &d=eJ . ii?^p.irftu ^feaaffiMe J Mamma.?"Charles, I was very uaoc prlscrd tVhertr' y*?4 ^singingMp?p '^ofeHhc: Weasch" in ehtrteV.***^ ko*1 ?V^?d fuoiil *4 Charles.?"Well mamma, I'saw 5 feVc^fody to ' sfng^ng^aud'^ ^?ST^fte '^nty^^? t knoto.*' rtdV) cvxtj j|i?dv5TMilptlv^^fel^^r5fi> sd - \ owl ed bljjow ?'F?inii^^ what's the most Christian news this mernimj: s;ji<l a pious gentleman to a..friend., { \ liavojusttought a barrel ?f' fiopr r?r at j*wo,uX..oil! #V V ^<:,,em t,?*u,r ".iust:i;ke y.,U,v>Wid (he othcV'f ^wlnp^n) Flint you have made Imppv by your charity thli time?" : -My wife.-:^" ? : ^ ' .??::?..??;'? ? ? w8 pea *a .:tj<i ?J v*r..: iv*- nvu.-^t :tl 67 bi'S?el Ways of Committing Suicide^ ,Wj Wearing thin shoes on damp nigh Us iurumy weather. . - ? . -. |qftp>h? tyaati ??Building on the -'air-tight" principle. ' V heading a life of enfeebling stupid laziness, ind keopiugi?ho-uwid iu a round of unnatural excitt meiitu by-readingitraahyf.nbv?ls.'' Going to balls in all sorts of weather in tho ihinnjst possible dross. 'Dancing till in-a' com pldtc perspiration, then g<iing hpiuo through, damp air. . \ i&fo IfcSleuping oP feather beds, in Heven by nin^ bedrooms, a .!? 9 boa .Itmioid V?a*>\ -btta Surfeiting on hot and very highly stimula ting suppers. ?? h :*!?. ''? d^JJl ? 'j ' ??aa8 Marryhvg in haste, getting an uncongenial companion, aud living the rest of life in mutual! dissatisfaction. Matins without, time to masticate the foodu? Allowing love of gain to 80 'absorb>>>our minds, as to leave no time to ut'iorid-*to* our: a ?li?iiatxMS Mtofurr lit,..!_' ? . Following an unhealthy occupation? b?ca?i??' money can he made by it. ' ' - ' ,V?*^ Tempting tlie appetite with' ntceitics when^ thO stOthach says no. Con'fHvJrig tp kep in a''continual worry' aboni sonu'thing or nothing. Retiring'iti tho nnall hours and rising at*" noon. ' '"i Neglecting to t;:ke proper care" of ourscltcs when a simple, disease first appears. .1.?im mmmm '>'* PobiTKNk?s in DunS'ino;?An bia gcntlc imin had owed a lirin for years; at last, aftc^ eveiyhody s patiiuice and temper were exhattfft' ed, a clerk named Frank, undertook to get the*' money. Frank called upon the gentleman, and met yvitli a p(dite rorep!ion aud the usual answer ?.1.1 J I .vi-'l.i ?? r.4''Ki?H With toe addition : '?Von need not t-noble yoursolf young raa?^ abiuit the matter; I will make it all right." ? Oh. no." replied Frank, "I could notthinif" for a 'moment of compelling you to call at the strive for a few dollars, tt will not be,; sligh.test inconvenience lor mc to step in, as I puss your place of business six times n'day, to*' and from meals, and I Van call every time I go j, ?? ?? -"J . >?? o'-'-v "iitds adl tiu '"llcr.V'snid the, old fellow to hr. book keeper, alarhicd at the prospect of being dunned six times a day for tho next six months, "pay this Impertinent rascal. Ife can' bettt nie in politeness, and if be want's a siturftioh ' 1 will give hitn two thousand dollar*"?'V?ir;"1"'"" ? I u ri b ,\-r\'M Vint: Vnnwor