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Orangeburg, S. C.
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RELIGIOUS.
Appointments.
Prcslnftcrinn.
Viu,Aor?Rkv. A. F. Diokson, every Sabbath nt'
U .A. M. and 4 P. M
Lecture every Thursday at 7J P. M.
Upiscopal.
Village?Rev. StylesMelltchamp,September 15th
and 20th, at; I OA A: M. ami 6 P. M.
B,?:v. Stvlk.s Mklmciiamt?At St. Matthews
Clinrch, (near Fort Motte,) September 8th and 22d,
morning and afternoon.
Lutheran.
? - Bbv.'W. A.V?I??cck?At Trinity 1st and 3d 8un
. daysv : 5 ? . .
?Br.y. P. Drubicr?At St. Matthews 1st add 8d
Sundays. At Lebanon 2d und 4th'SundnyM.
> Baptist. *
YitllAcr.?-Rky. Dn. I. D. Demi am, 1st Sunday of
each month at 7 P. M. aU(' ^ Sunday of each month,
*t id A. M. and 7 P. M.
fftttC Diw T- D. BvitiiAM?At Four Holes, 1st Sun
day afiQfteh moi^l'. .
Rltrj ft. J, EpwAn:,s-?A.t Brnnchvillc, 1st and Bd
Sundays Ly w?|f "month, Sentee, 2d and 4th Sun
days of aaieU amuth.
Ukv. W, F- CuAina?Ai EbenCxJ1". *?t Sunday of
/?/ucb fooaih, Canaan, 3d Sunday of <-ac" month.
BulfEwawp, 4th Sunday of each month.
Rhv. P. V. SfWKsa?At Antioeh. 2d and 4th
days (morning.) Corinth, 2d and -1th Sundayh (af- ,
Rernoon.) ' ' ,
Abt. W. j. S.sinxa?-At Glengary School House,
1st and 3d Sundays. Santee, (eolored Sunday
Sc&oplJL 2d. and -IOySundays.
^J^Ap^pM^tnicnts *jw 'Ornngchnrg Bis.
trh-i, 8, O. Con/effna:: 4th Quarter.
OpAtfPBBPiw^lBopfaniber 14, l?.
Urem* OpAMOB-^bcnczer, September 12,22
?fi ?KojWB'c^Imlia? Field*, September 28, 20.
' VflAHCHvihhr.*-Cattle Crook Camp MoMing, Octo
ber *i%J&, 6; !
'-St} Matthew??Jericho, Oofcobor 12, 18.
Un-sp Bt, Matthbw*?Camp Ground, October
X0, 20.
PnovinBKCK?Target Camp Meeting, Ootobor 24
to 2fi.
BlaOKv-illr?Pino Grove, November 2, 3.
Kasthuu OiiANOK.-rShiloh, November 0, 10. ,
B a oh well?November l?, 17.
Lr.mwqton?-Novombcr 28, 24.
Aiuhv amp GPANiTKVibLE?Novembor 30 and De
cember 1.
The District Meeting will be hold at Cattle Creek
Camp Ground, October 8d to 0th. Bishop Early is
expected to preside, i
?. A. M. CHRIETZBERO, P. E.
Villagk?Ri.v. W. G. Cosxr.n, every Sabbath nt
10J A. M., and every Wednesday evening nt 8
p*elb?k.
Rev. W. G. Conneu?At /ion, 1st and 8d Sun
BayV. (afternoon.) Prospect, 2d and 4th Sundays
'(afternoon,
, Rev. fc. fcoyvoa.?At Providence, 2d and 4th
Sundayn 10J A, M- AtGorizim, 2d and 4th Sun
days 3J P> M. At Target 1st and 3d Sundays 10J
A. M. At BeibjchenV, 1st and -id Sundays, M P.
M.
Rkv. Joiik InAniNRT.-^AbdrcW Chapel 1st Sun
day, Ebenosor and Gethsemane 2d Sunday, Trinity
3d Sunday, Calvary 4th Sunday,
Rxv. L. W, Rast.?Trinity 1st Sunday", Calvary
2d Sunday, Adrew Chapel 8d Sunday, EUcho?cr
And GothBcmane Ith Sunday,
Rkv, K. A. AusTlK'-At Davis Brldgo, 2d Sunday
iin each month at 11 A. M. Hopowell Church, 3d
Monday In each month, nl 11 A, M. Pine Grove
?Ch?rch, 40?Sunday iu eoeh month, at 11 A. M.
Rav. Twos, R a wo iL? 1 w i and 8d Sundays at New
Hope, 10} A. M., and BcOilehcm at 4 P. M, 2d and
4th Sundays at Sardis, (near Bruochvilli?,) 10^ A.
CpUle CrecTt, 4 P. M,
.4?* Wo will be glad to complete Ibis list, and re
?speotfully invite the Clergymen of various denomi
vnationa to send in their appointments, and they will
ipcinserted with pleasure among the above.
POETRY. _
[From the Charleston Daily Nora.
The Southern Cross.
We publish below a poem wbioh wo tinderstaiul in
written by a!yonng lady of this State. We think
our readers will find that she has clothed elevated
thouOht in happy and harmonious language.?[En.
Naws.]..
Among those fine old Greek imaginations,
Which wilt survive as long as thought shall last,
There aro none noblor than the constellation,
Those living memories of the buried past
Thoy looked for some unchangeable material,
In everlasting characters to write
Thoir grand old myths, and chose the vault ethereal,
And write in living hieroglyphs of light.
' . ' ? ' '' " ' ? i'': \_ ?:. j
'Tis as the heroes of the ancient story,
Whose valorous deeds those heavenly forms re
veal,
Still looked down on us from the heights of glory
With tbo calm pity thot immortals foci.
Oh [ bright reward of truth and bravo endenvor,
Beyond the sphere of earthly change and chance,
Caught up to live, among the stars forever,
Forever free to roam the blue expanse.
But vaguely drawn ore those celestial pictures,
Types of man's hope of immortality,
Ere yet the germ of truth had burst its strioturcs
Before the dawn of Christianity. ?
We, with the light of after revelation, .
Trace no uncertain figures on the sky;
Only one beauteous far-famed constellation,
A starry cross have Christians raised on hgh.
Symbol of well-borne suffering, self-submission
And brave endurance, raised to hciglhs sublime.
Of faith unknown to any superstition,
Of e'en the wisest, happiest heathen time.
Bcplctc with meaning, full of loftiest teaching,
That sign seemed chosen with phophctic eye
By those who, token of an aim far-reaching,
Fixed on our flag an emblem of the sky.
For in its form the key so long denied us
To life's dark mysteries and failures lies,
The clue through nature's*labriuth to guide us, -
Tho law of compensated sacrifice.
That law by which Uie vanquished prove victorious,
And o'er their haughty conquerors oft prevail,
Defeated, guin immortal honors glorious.
And win in Heaven,although on earth they fail.
For there they nro not asked, *&at trophies bear ye
From off ?ie field of your successful mightT
But on life's battle ground on which side were ye
In the great conflict between wrong and right t
Who steadfast keep life's purpose true and holy.
Who nobly live or nobly lay life down;
Whether in lofty station or in lowly,
Famed or forgotton, wear the victor crown.
Thereforeyc who thomnrlyr dead arc grieving,
That in our country's fallen cause were slain,
Grieve not despairing, but in hope believing
That they hnve neither lived nor died in vain.
But os the ensign of our warrior legions,
The Soatbern Cross, though hidden from our
;' view,
Still glows }a tQe dear sky of other regions.
Still wave alu/' m beaven's own banner blue.
So those true heroes, no.T Iu> ?liger lying
Low with their flag, but ?esting from their wars,
Have reached the land where Bti'1 H??1 t,nB ia n} 'lnS>
Yes, through defeat have mounlcu ,0 Hie stars.
Cn^glng for Heaven their hard, stern path of duly,
Tbetr etC*B for crowns with deathless glory bright,
And their tamo IiVPS, as shine in quenchless beauty,
The undying fires that form that ?ross of light.
SELECTED STORY.
"M. .A. H I A ,
T H E 13 E G G A It G I It L.
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During the "lteign of Terror" in Franco,
thoro wore many deeds of daring performed,
even by women, and many noble examples of
affection exhibited.
Tho very streets of l'aris wore deluged with
human blood, but near the guillotine it ran in
gushing torrents.
One durk morning an unusual number of the
aristocracy had been inarched forth, and count
less heads rolled from tho block.
A gaping multitutde stood by, and with
shouts rent the air as the aristocracy were thus
butchered.
Among the assembled multitude, that dreary
morning, were two females. One of them was
plainly clad, While a cloak was thrown around
her, with which she kept her features nearly
concealed
But a close observation would betray the
fact that the woman had been weeping.
Her eyes were inflamed and red, and she
gazccl eagerly upon tho platform, while a shud
der passed over her frame at ".::?! i .shock of the
glittering knife servcml the ho id from the
body of some one who had boon unfortunate
enough to fall under the ban of the lender/).
The face of the woman was very beatiful, nod
she was young?certainly not more than six
teen or eighteen years of age.
The other female was (juite dijlbrciit 111 ch?
r?cter. Her face waa fair, but there was(a
bra Ken. expression about it. She was clad in
rags, and as each head felt she would dance,
and in various ways express her delight, and
then exclaim:
"There falls another aristocrat, who refused
mc charity when I humbly sued to him I"
Each expression of tho kind would create a
laugh from those who heard her. But any
; thoughtful person must wonder' bow one so
young eould have become so depraved.
Tho first femalo watched this creature for a
few moments, and then pressing her way to her
sido, she laid her hand Upon the shoulder of
the wretch, and whispered :
"Would you like to become rich at once V*
Tho femalo iu rags turned about with a look
I of surprise, burst into a loud laugh, and re
plied :
"Of courso I would." . . 1
Follow me, and you shall be."
"Enough. Load on."
It wns with considerable difficulty that the
females extricated themselves from the crowd;
but they did so nt length, and then tlx; first
femalo askod of tho other: . *
"What shall 1 call you?"
"Oh! I'm called the Boggar-Girl, Marie."
"You live by begging?"
"Yes ; but what's your name, and what do
you want?"
"My name is Marie, tho name as your own."
"It does not matter. If you know whoro
we enn find a room, lead .me to it, and you
shall have gold."
The pauper led the way in a narrow and
filthy street, and then down into a cellar, aud
into a dark and filthy room. Tho other fe
male could not but feel a sickening sensation
creep over her, but she recovered herself.
After contemplating, for a time, tho apartment
and what it contained, she asked:
"Arc you known in Paris?"
"Yes. Everybody knows Marie, tho Bog
gar-Girl."
"Arc you known to Robespierre? If so, I
want to mnke a bargain with you!"
"I nm. What do you wish ?"
"You see my clothing is better than your
own and T wish to oxchnnge with you, I want
you to fonsenfe to remain. horo,-nnd rn^t tOAhoj*-,
yourself at all for a short time, or until T come
to you again. As a recompense for aiding mc
t will give you a thousand francs, and when I
come back I will give you a thousand more.
As security foT my return, take this.rj.ng.
The lad}' drew a diamond ring from her
linger, aud gave it the beggar girl. Thon she
banded her a purse containing gold.
Tbc girl appeared a little puzzled, and said :
"Well, what arc you going to do with un
dress?"
"I want to put it on and go where I first
met you." j
"Oh ! I understand now. You want to sec j
the chopping go on, and you are afraid you I
will be taken for an aristocrat if you wear that
dress. You wsnt to represent me ?"
"Yes, I want to look as near like you as pos
sible."
"Well, that wont he very difficult. Your
hair and eyes, and even your mouth, is like
mine. Your face is too white, though. But
j wc can alter that with a little dirt."
They exchanged dresses, and soon the youug,
riefi and noblo Marie dc Nantes was clad in the
rags ot" Marie, the Beggar-Girl of Paris.
The history of Marie dc Nantes was a sad
on?. -H?r father and two brothers bad fallen
viothns to *hc remorseless fiends of the Revo
lution, anil a [third and last brother bad been
seized. But of his fate s.V was ignorant, al
though sho expected it would be ?uuilar to that
of her other relatives. lie had been tori from
her bide but a few hours before.
After, tho exchange bad deen made tho pau
per looked on the bare fcot and ankles of the
lady, and said:
"That will never do. Your feet arc too
white and delicate. Let me arrange matters.
In a few moments Mario was prepared, and
in the filth and rags, she merged into the street.
She now took her course back towards the
guillotine, aud at length reached the square
whore the bloody work was still going on.
Gradually she forced her way through the
crowd, and nearer aiid nearer she came to the
scaffold.
She even forced a laugh nt several remarks
she heard around her, but those laughs sound
ed very strangely.
sflo now stood within a few feet of tho plat
form and Bwcpt it with her eyes, but her broth
er was not there.
The cry was now raised :
'?Here comes another batch."
Ilcr heart fluttered violently, and she felt a
faiuhicBS come over her as she beard the tramp
of flic doomed men approaching.
Jlor brother walked proudly ami fearlessly
forward, and ascended the very steps which '
' led to the bjock.
. Up to this moment the strength of poor
'"Tfji.'-. i -'i r;?i?~??;, .. ,? . . -r. .
Marie U&l failed. jhor, and she was unable to
put her jeaolve jmtd execution.
But new a sister's love swelled up in hor
breast, ajtid she recovered strength. '
She $prnng forward, bursting through tho
line of guards, and ran up the steps.
Grasping her brother by the' hand she cried :
? ''What does this mean ? It is only the aris
tocrats fJ^ai arc to die.','
"Awat, woman," exclaimed one of tho exe-1
out i oners.
"No j'l will not away until you tell me why
myjrbrother is here and thus bound."
"Your, brother ?" was the eoho.
"Yes, this is my brothor." 11 '
"Well, who are you?"
"Iain Marie; d.in't you know nie ?"
"Th? beggar girl ?"
"Ay."
"Butthis is not your brother?." i
It is': '1 Ask him?ask him."
'Young Antonio de Nantes had turned!>a
scornful gaze upon tho maiden,' but a light
passed 'across his face, and he murmured :
"Oh, my sister !"
"Is'this your brother ?" asked Robespierre
of the sapposcd beggar, advancing near hor.
"It.i^
? But his name is down difforontly."
"The? you are mistaken. He is my hrother.
Ask him.'"
"Does Marie speak the truth ?" asked Ro
bespierre^
"She aces," was the brother's reply.
"And you are not De Nantes?"
"if tell you I am her brother."
" Why did you not tell us this before ?"
"I attempted to speak but was silenced."
"But you might have declared yourself."
"Ifou. would not have believed me."
"ijut your dress f"
It belonged to an aristocrat. Porhaps to
him for whom I was taken."
Robespierre advanced close to young Nantes,
andrgazed earnestly into his face. Thou he
approached Marie, and looked steadily in her
eyes for a short time.
It;-was a moment of trial to the poor girl.
She/ trembled in spite of all her efforts to be
calm. ' She almost felt that sho was lost, when
the human fiend, whose, word was law, turned
?ppAiaxoX: .... " - '
"Release the man."
The chains woro instantly removed and An
tonio de Dantes walked down from the scaffold,
followed by his sister, while the shouts of those
around rent tho air, for they supposed that it j
was a commoner who had been saved.
. The young man worked his way through
the crowd as rapidly as possible, leading Marie.
They had scarcely escaped it before the poor
girl fainted from the intensity of her feelings.
The brother scarcely knew what to do, but a
baud was laid upon his arm, and a voice said :
"Bring hor to my room again. 8he will be
safe there."
The brother conveyed hor to the apartment
of the pauper, and asked of her:
"Havo you seetrithe female before ?"
"Yea, 1 know all about it," returned the
pauper. 4'She borrowed my clothes to save
her lover. She has done it nnd I am glad-"
Before the noble sister returned to conscious
ness the brother hud learned all.
When she did so they both sought secure
quarters, after rewarding the beggar?girl as had
been promised.
?'Do you really think Robespierre was really
deceived ?" asked Maria de Nantes.
"I think not," returned the brother, r
"Then why did he order your rcloaso?"
"He saw your plan. He admired your
courage. Could a fiend have done lese?"
??Perhaps this was the case. But if so,it
was a deed of mercy nnd the only one that
man ever did."
?;Vou are right."
Antonio do Nantes was not again arrested.
^;nl lived happily with that sister who had so
nobly periled her own life to save him by re
presenting tiiJ "Beggar-Girl of Paris."
VARIOUS."
Negro Jurors.
The following order was issued yesterday:
HEADQUARTERS,
Skcond Military District,
Charleston, S. C., Sept, 13, 1867.
Ociwrul Orden No. 8i?;
Paragraph II, of General Orders No, 32,
dated May 30, 1S(?7, is modified tut follows:
All citizens assessed for taxes, and who shall
have paid taxes for the current year, and who
are qualified, and have been, or may be, duly
registered as voters, arc hereby declared quali
fied in serve as jurors. 1
Jt shall be a sufficient ground of challenge
to the competency of any person drawn as a
juror, that he has not been duly registered a.s
a voter. Such right of challenge may be ex
ercised in behalf of the people, or of the ac
cused, rrt a'rl criminal proceedings, and by
either party in,all' civil' actions/ and; proceed*
ingri.
Anfjr ^|?juircinent df1 a property qualification
,for jurors, in additTon^^'lflie' qualiGcaOSfis'
herei n prescribed, is* hereby, ab rogated \\ [j f j"
The Governors of North and South Carolina,
respectively, are hereby authorized and em
powered to order, if it should bo necessary,
special terms of courts, to bo held for the pur
pose of revising and preparing jury lints, find
to provide for summoning and drawing, jurors'
in accordance with tho requirements of this
order.
By command of Brevet Jlnjor-Gcneral Kb'.
B. B: Canuy.
LOUIS. V. CAZIARC,
Adjutant-Genoral.
The following is paragraph II, of General
Orders No. 32 :
"All citizcns" nsscsscd-for taxes, -and who
shall have paid taxed'IbV the cnrTdnt year arc
qualified to serve bb jurors. It shall be the
duty of the proper oiv"il officers charged with
providing lists of jurors, to proceed ? within
their several jurisdictions, without dolay,. mid J
asccrtaiu the. names, of all qualified persons,
aud place them on tho jury lists, ami from
such revised lists all jurors shall be hereafter
summoned and drawn iti the manner required
by law."
Ordor No. 32 made every person who had
paid the carront taxes eligible as a juror;
Order No. 89 makes eligible only those who
bnve paid taxes and are qualified and registered j
voters. Every person, therefore, in this State,
who is disfranchised by law, or who docs not
register, will be ineligible to serve as a juror.
Charleston Mercury, 18t7?.
Congressional Appropriations.
Tho Albany (N\ Y.) Argus has been exam
ining some "Miscellaneous" Documents of Con
gress, which nffords a satisfactory explanation
of the manner in which that band of devoted
patriots appropriates public funds, From Sen
ate Miscellaneous Document No. 54, 39th Con
gross, 2d Session, which is a detailed statement
of payments made from the contingent fund of |
the Senate for the year ending December. 3,'
'IBbG, certified by J. W. Forney,* Secretary'of
the Senate, the Argus selects the following lit
tie items: u
For pocket-knives, 504 in number $1,118 30
For pen-kaives, 405 in number 1,204 60
Making 914 knives for these 52 gen
tlemen, in one year, about IS each;
average cost ?2.53; amounting to 2,322 90
703 pair of shacrs, about 14 pair
oach - - - - - - 325 00
Sponges - - ? - - 364 76
7,137 pair of scissors, about 22 pair
each a little over 81 a pair - 1,189 10
210 pairs of kid gloves, about 4 pairs
, each at $2.50 a pair - - 525 00
116 diaries - - - - 206 75
294 poiifolios, nearly 6 each, at $4 1,104 00
446 pocket-books, 8 each, at about
$2.50 ..... 1,019 50
309 brushes ??. , ? 324 35
556 pin cushion^' ?? - - ;/U 60 00
1,085 boxes of pens ? - 1,895 64
2,808 lead pencils - , - 725 33
Newspapers and magazines ? 3,266 60
2,876* roams paper - - 4,092 39
1,807,454 onvelopes - 10.904 97
Other items, such as paper weights, cork
screws, erasers, leather' dusters, chamois skins,
folders, pen wipors, blank-books, inkstands,
eyelet machines, pamphlet oases, copy books,
:paper files, pon racks, stationary cases,. gold
jpens, dies, key rings, niatvh eases, fluid silk taste,
memorandum books, combs, cologne, soap, poin
adfi, toilet powder and lemons, arc scattered
through the book in quantities sufficient to
srrppTy all their friends, or to set up varioty
.stores in the country. . .
A Second Ulysses;,
i ;f
An old man of very accurate physiognomy,
answering to the'name of " .Tfttf?b Witliiot, was
brought before tho police rourt. His clothes
looked as if they bad been bought in his youth
ful prime, for they had, suffered more from ,tbc
rubs of the world than the proprietor himspjf
"What business do you follow, WilmotZ". /
"Business ! None, I am a traveler."
"A vagabond I Suppose." ?
?''You are not fur froin right, tratcrers and
vagabonds are about the same thing. The dif
ference is. that the latter travel without monoy,
and the former" without brains."
"Whore h'nvc you traveled V
"All over the Continent."
"For what purpose ?"
"Observation."
?What have you observed ?"
"A little to commend, much to ccn'sirrc, and
very much to laugh at."
"Umph 1 what do you commend V
"A handsome woman that will stay at Homo,
an elegant preacher that will not write too
much*, and a fool that has seusfcfenough to hold
hit) tongue." ? ify.V*'
'"Whet do yv\i (^^h tv-i'>iif.'A .ro ir.lf \?# jf
*?"wA man who marries a girl for her fine cloth"-,,*. <
Iftg, o youth who studies law or medieino while , j,
he has use of his bauds, nud people who e|cclj>v
"W^atdofyouJaugh at . . . ,#
"I laugh at a man who expects his position 1
to command that respects which his personal '
quaiittea'ada q&llne?fclcrftf^^ QtyM
....H^Wa^di^'lBaMl.1 ?'?-rM' '-'"l ed) Wgi?ab m
i nil linifT fu 1 I m *i in-,,
I f M A> R G'U S' .v ! ,.i.
t?by ?t?ne once1 sard1:; -rTfaere? is cotton in
the cars of man,'&ad hope iwthe bosom- bfiiWQ- .
men. -Lucy made, a mistake and. S0fc,f^,,n?f'," /
ton in the wrong place. ?', ?? ^ jj )r'H,ir[
Wealc dose's of'Washboard" >arp i>now. rccom?
mended'.to ladies who complain iof rdyspdpsia.f.; ,
Yojung men troubled in the same way .'may be
cured hy- & .strong, preparation (of wood-saw^ ,.,.
"My'dcfnr boy/'*sniid a young lady to. a, prpr ,j.
rcociouayouth of sixfoon, AHWori your.fatheride?
sign you should troad the dnifjlcata and: thorny \\;
paths of the ministry, or revel amjjijthejfi.owery.j.
fiolds of literature?" "No, mann, c^atl feaj
he's goin' to spt mc.^q-work^q,^^.^^^^.^^
An exchange in noticing'tho presentation'of;,
a Bilver eup to the editor of. Another, paper,,
says : "He needs no, cup. . He can drink from ,
any vessel that contains liquor, whether;,iue> .
neck of a bottle, the mouth of a demijohn, t&o ^
spile of a keg, or the bung of a barrel."
' _ ,/V;ji._miiL i ? i ??'
An extravagant fellOWj who had borrowed ?1.
money of a Jew, kept promising' and postpom '!<?
ing payment, till the Jew lostipaticnce.iMic'^Mn?
"Voncc for all, vou vill you pay me?" saj^t"!
the enraged-Israolite..,. , ; (, ,.t ?,t (? ,,.?.***?
"On the day of Judgment,',' J^4.r&? wj^w**if'
"Vont do' i dav yjll he tpo busy A day/'.. gjpd u
the Hebrew. , . ..... :.. ..' Xnu ......
"Then let it be the day after," replie^)|(tl^q|{j
other
-??? ?I ? it
' UNRECONSTiircT.Ei).?A confirm^oidbacht '
clor used the following argument'
trimony :
"Muslin i* a
'young men wish to accomplish* ?tiytiitog1of mv*
roent, either with head, or handj they must
keep clear 6f the institution entirely. A pair^
of sweet lips, a small waist, a 'swelling ehest, a '
pressure' of two delicatn hands, will do as mueb
to unhinge a man as three fevers, the mchfilcsjf.
a large size whooping-chougH, a pair /<>f>loqkan
jaws, 'several' hydrophobias and a doctor's^
bill." . ) nil :h - . ? h yitifni ???.."?! dJioX
A Yankeo peddler, passiTg a solitary 'fiyose ?
among |the New Hamsnire hfils, noticed a
dozen less one, of faces sfariug from the' single
window looking out qn (he road, tb g|cta glance
at the stranger. Stopping his cart and calling '
to ? ?nsa standing at the dpor, jbnifl colloquy
ensttea:. . '." ff^mjm^,
Pcdler?i say," has there been a xoneral heire'
lately? -i biiaiO J * h.h'u'r orfT
] Man 'of the housc-^No't's-1 k now on. Why*?
, ? Pedler?Bbcnuse if'eoe'itfiq;reV <me* -yine<'V/
glass that hain't ;gWn?*fa&; to it.? 1' t?f'TiUa8
Man of the hotisc^TtdP "yb?! Vhntf><iP y??'
don't start along pretty dahied' uftf?ifc j ?tlttntf
will be a fiineral,'HiiA'yiMf\\-^-ictitfiim:^
.. ; Ml^^tii- ? mi*\ i '" ?T* -T ?if' I ? -i
I A fellow Whblihd ' robbed' -Hn1 'cditof 'dPhiV
poeket D?ok,Te??iW/e,d^ It'hexl' day witiy the'fbV
lowing Tiot'c 1 1 '? 1 "3 vtwtH'j biiaiy %ni
"You miserable skunk, licre's j-otr* ''.jb'cfcet1
book; I don't keep sieh. i .Vor n man .pressed
as well as you-wftB.t^gojreund^ wUh-.A .WAWfik
anctnxitfciug in i( bntja.Je.t Ojf.OftWsp^pr spj^ps?,
an -iWny-tiooth oojnh, tWft'prfO; scgnft.f^inps,,^
^ivsa fi)r;n,riiUroa,d|v?uduet4}r..an<l qoAntcrfeit
; 50 cent sbibplastejr,: i* a..eontcnipbiplc, ? iuiposiK
tion on the public. As I heern j'ou'er.. a.q4ii
tor I return your trash} 1 nevor robs aury ^pnly
gentlemen.'' , '.
? i-1? ? ???? -rrrffp ?! ?frr i ..l;,.'?
QouiiDN'x ]>EAit l,iuiHi'6)iA'j'Y.?Thevo-w >s
a singular illustration ol this in.the Now'Yorlfi
police court the other dny'^TA?good-for-noth
ing lootelng wrehehAtik bitwtght 'w^t cnaipHT'
with druukeuness*. It was n clear ease. The
to?fciinOrYy showing that he hall bcoh\on a stdrcc
for a week. He was asked what Wo* had to say
for himself. ; . ' . Hum
"Well, 3'onr honor,": snitl he' "mo- hud my
ofd Woman bover did livd easy gogethcr."- ; ,
,.rrL...i. _.- 4'. _ jfj.li|i{v?f? Jninl- " w/i
Aiinvn uu UAvtuO iuf EQCetng v......... ?v~ ?
turned the court.
"You're right, yer honor, and soitaint. We
used i<) fight light like oats and dogs together.*1
"Drinking oiily matte it worse,'" put in the
COUrt. ??' ' ' : ? '^''.'l'- ? ?
"That's firuo. She discouraged tfhe life out
of mo, and kept me poop,-, vuutil ."-last i-woek,
whon-" ' bii ' ,-.??.! b .,. b?.>frnjbii?o^rt
"Well, wHA' <h'd sho dtivlast wcqk'?'mn.! 1a
"She dfi?d-, ycr honor.'' oinljH drii.lo n??'t?n
"Antr you havo been drunk eveV since
,vY6s, yer honor ^ / nvuv^- vould btrir bros
1 pffili/." ' ' ' ' -4 "- M\\ liji