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Follow each trifling f:irIiion or odd whim. <ft{ < j Aro thoso had times-when persons will profesfl ,. To follow fashions and delight in dress ? ' -No! times aro good, but people are to blame, - Who spend too much, and justly merit ahamd. i *'? . * ?"*-V 't'A^'Old poem/ ' I ? -i it<:t,in'i,,i11>-":1 j ' AlJ> J LITERARY. *U *! x& E L ' E ? T -E D . : i-^v 'THE.,,... \...." PHILANTHROPIST. .. ? ?_ I . '?-?.'; ??..-if .? -W '. . ? A JAli.OF AfitA MIXOH. . * ShRl. ? . ? " . [CfrnVnW.} ? Tho summer was .bcAutifuI.^hd the Bey oj ulted i?. the - success . of. his ^experiments,-] Wherever he had greeted .thV huskvjydr.y, all seemed to bo more luxuriant thhn in.the whole rauge'of the land beside. But, .one evening.'; the Bun plunged into a belt of clouds which j mounted i^pidry'frdtu the Mediterranean.,'The wind_rqee in wild gusts?flight, sudden, chill and- -Starless, povcrcd the mountain forests as with a pall, under which the' work of death rwa)j,f^ f Jused from thoir sleep by the. rotir of uudden j ' torrents, the thunderetorms sot their mosques j in a blare, the/ lightuing rifled and scat tared tho ancient trees'which'for centuries h d.lSoeri tho shelter of their cottages* all was' ruin. Whjn d.**y rosex sjow, sad', and'.Imperfect, tine landscape f'" and vT'de was one scene of dc so* lotion. * Jtf ut. if qii F*TO ^tfefe?. the ohiof havoc fell upon the unlucky exfCrimenff-itets jpf fjhc'Bey.;- A .new process by which the fend was to- bp pr. ^.f-.rccf for a tenfold harvest in the- ensuing year, had stripped the soil of its' usual 'autumnal covering of shrubs, weeds and copse.. The wind and raiti had taken full Ven geance on tho attempt to disturb the old plan. Thp soil was torn /uj) to Jho vory. bowels, and tho B?y was to find his-palace surroundod by j the multitude in a stato of insurrection,? charging him with their calamities, denoun cing his rashness as the cause ? of tho suf-| ferings which had fallen on the soif from angry heaven; and demanding bread.. The Bey was overwhelmed. -The cry of a multi tude wan not to be resisted. Yet how was he to remedy:, the' suferiii^ of th?usaod? ?' He gave them oilthat his palace contained. It fed m .fbw fora'tfa)*'. he sold iris jewels I all was'] but a drop in the sand. The popular ory was raised louder still, when it was discovered that .the Boy's liberality was increased in propor tion to tho clamor. He was embarrassed and turned to the young Scribe in his anxiety. "Stop !" was tlie' brief answer; but the spirit of Mustap'ha was not made to stop in anything. Liberal, eager and lofty, .ho deter mined to show himself-superior to this emergency. ? He now' proceeded to strip himself of all that could bo turned into value. Tho populace lived a week in hiiy luxury, and liked this style ?of life so well, that they determined to con tinue it as long-as (hoy wcro ablu. . Tiiey at length used threats* those-revolted the high mind of the Boy j ho < drove thorn from the palaco gates. That night ho .was roused by .a knopkiitg at his chamber door. As ho'opened' his oyea, a. broad glare of light burst across them. He looked out from the casement; a wiug of his palace was in flames-, and -some thousands of ? tho . peasantry wcro flinging lorohea and combustibles-on the remaining wing ; while a host, of women with children id their arms, wcro exclaiming against "tho ty rant who- had starved, them.!' JVlustnpha grasped hi? scymotor, and would havo rushed out among thq ingrates. He Was chooked by a gcntlo but firm hand. It was-.tho young Scribe's. . <? Your'-time..is not yet come to bo torn to pieces by'a'>rabblo," said'lo; "fellow mo.'' aAnd leave- those heartless wretches itnppn ?ishod?u.- was tho quick exclamation of the Bey, ' ' ? . ;.^t ? \ ^'Better lenVo ariythlrtg*, than'leave your own head on their pikes,'* was the calm answer, as the Bctibe 'lc'd liintj ahtioflt*ui?cofJseiointly, down * ti dark corridor itrhieh tipt'iK'd on' tho p.ilnco gardens,^ .^oshouiftxote again, and the fjj--^ j bbjtf triuwpnaotly.-oiirer? thp gilt eu$? mW*<** mSf. f^dmg?addlad- be r^^' ^^tm^f the Scribe,. .^- ;fr' ^ueTof fchVhoraes. The. Boy reluo mountm-- . " ' . ' ^ raeunted .tbe othbr. .The Scnbe gaVo tii charger therein. ^"Both were<instantly et* ; full speed, and rush,ing like the*wind towards the long and sandy shore of the Mediterranean Where it curves like a ring of gold, with Samoa, bluo and beautiful, n huge saphire, in tho rim. Jfrrtwo days they'wondored along the const until they reached - the town, of Scala Nova. The 'prosnoCt had the usual loveliness of the west^Of' Asia* Thd> bright stream, the hoble hillsr the brilliant sea, the magnificent forests of- toq1a,: wore before f his eyes'; ibut, he could sec- nothing but the flames* rising over his palace, and hear, nothing but the roar of the -ungrateful multitude.', -??J^ool that I wag 1" he exejuitned, as . ho dashed his hand'nguiust ' his .ample forehead ; "doubly fool, to expect that n. generation'of' those sqiiIs of- cloy could understand my intcn tjpns," , :t>.. _ . . . r. ] '?Time is thc ieacKcr/'faiQ the young Scribe; "the man who does in oho year what ho ought to. do in ten, must tiryc a. master of bis own, wh'oi-will tntikc iiim pay.tjear for his lessons. Try the world again.-' -But.the Bey scorned the world j and resolved on'turning-deryise" or fakeer, or hermit. -? "Let me" go,!J said the impatient ' exile, "where never sigh tor sound of man will reach mo. Or lot mp wander- where the earth will be all alike ' to me, wherein the length and breadth 1*f universal brotherhood.nit individu-; ality is forgotten;*or let mc be tho baudit of Rouhielhg the Arab of tho ZdSraj or tho Tar : tar of tho northern wilderness. Never will.I [ be "tlic friend,-the protector, or the prince, agnln." .* ?? ? ? . 'In. two days move, a Venetian ; ship was 'to sail for Egypt with pilgrims for$hp Holy House. " "Before you juniko.your trial of.soli .,tnd^/',ssiid?. the :young. <Scribe,.S&xy how. .->w. like the march to .Mecca/' Mustapha.was in "dijflcrcnt'to everything ;.ho would have marched to China, or the moan alike, if he could, "To Mecca then,"- was the answer. And the}' both wen^ on-board. - , ? : The passengers wore like the living cargoes, whioh uro yearly thrown ou Arabia, composed of. the sproduce of every nation, of the Mos-, ?lern, Turks, Tartars, Persians, Indians," be lievers in all the shades of creeds which make tii? .map.of Muhonietanispi as motley as the paw'hetj of a Jewish garboVdine.-- The season was loVel-cj*sea was- smooth, the wind was fair, aud with a llowing sheet the vessel glided from.the bay', ?n<i hV?ed along the chores of that richest landscape of the world. Mustapha was doiighteu with ihc.sccric. All to him was now, and novelty wa,' the food of his -eager spirit; but tho sense of boauty, of grandeur, and of the overwhelming power of nature, h?uria ted in the perpetual magnificence of tho sky, the mountains and tho ocean that now expanded on him for the first time. He hud never be fore seon the sea; the Propoiitis was but a lake and the Bosphorus but a rijcr; he now. saw -the majesty of the wateM-gfpreading without a -limit, sending forth the sun at dawn, as from some ..pearly * palace ' in the .depths of ocean, and at eve, opening thoir bosom for ins de scent among" pavilions of purplo and rose, and' closing over him with billows of molten gold. As'the vessel swept eastward from the G?lf of Macri, the mountain ranges, that make the rampart of the land from the violcnco of the winter storms, scorned to fly away behind him, light and rich colored as the clouds, and swift as the olouds themselves. All was wild, fan tastic and vivid: The -nutrhl? - range of the. Gulf of Macri was.followed by the promonto rios that'girdle the great Gulf of Satalia-. Jlustapha, without tho consciousness of a poet felt the.creativo thoughts of poetry and com pared the summits of tho mountains, in;.they sparkled with incessant fadiance, to crowns'of living jewels dropped on them from the skies; or to tho. thrones of spirits that stoop from the ?tars to keep watch ovor the world. The glo rious scene vanished,?only to bo followed by a hew. multitude of all the shapes of beauty, rising from the <] ist ant waters like floating pearls, aud constantly spreading and ascending, until they stood abovo him iri gigantic heights and 'forms; sohic frpwiiiilg in savago grandeur, some clothed .with sunshine jike sheets of gold, some winding . away bathed in twilight liko the figures of a long procession veiled in vestures of etornal purplo. During tho wholo voyage down tho coast between Rhodes and. Scandc roon, Mustapha and tho Soribo wero constantly on deck togcthor, enjoying the luxuries of this grcqt banquet of nature, but onoh according to his own fcclingB. Mustapha, with loud aud, eloquent delight; the Scribo, with deep and silont rupture* "YYheu tho tonguq.pf jthc no ble Bey loftily potirc<J out his w.ond?ryd.he eyes qf his young companion ?pole it in the quiet . tears of the soul. * Yet thhj d/ifloronce of their * jfownllte'-l?tt^^ to <tae1r;Frrenasb,ip>: ?^'W-gtfytf'O;-. fine.y^UfJe'tj to -their thoughts; ftn4 ^^tAphs^^tw^to .the .world, and newet' Ijlnl t^'hirasfllt^wfen turned away froth/til the eploildofs of eArth and heaven; to fix his eyes qp thecouilt^ was t#?pn1^**yJ ?Ahe ' moment, Rowing- with solemU;. orith-afeiasto,. and. alternately pale oud > trim so? ytfch jjhe high1 - d^vp$io/*.of a worship perof n^.^j;,, ? \ % Btuv. they were^nowto Tos?' *I*o ..eno'ljat.ted, shore ^anct ^he yeswl/leaylpg.ScoudJbrobnj rap iown|jB^. CX^t^-of, 3yrhi./ Wo change couMMbc more complete) all was the' barren jvilderriessj even the tOa sconied to: snare the ?melancholy monotony of the land, t All around was intole rable glare ; the horizon of tho waters had the look of a vast ' buckler of brass. The air was Btagntmt;, b^man .life soared in the universal qcorchJugX and as pilgrii?age Was the frieght, ^igOtry broke opt like a. pestilence on- board, .^l?staph? listened", first with- asWriishmaht^to the 'bitterness, of men'for opinions, and then with.'laughter at the absurdity 'of the.- opinions.' *lte saw the P?rsian teady to takV l?o T?rkV-by, ^e hoard, and iho Turlc ready to return the. .ijisultfby the poniard,- for the.question*-which qf two men who .had,died ? thousabd years, ago" was the. true ?'descendant of, the, prophet. ?May the prophet spurn them both out bf jparrt diso*,*' was his laughing exclamation'; for-'the Shiite and the Soniiitewohld quarrel about the number, of pearls in its pavement." . Even while he was speaking, a furious battle arose hi the fore .part of the ship. He was rushing, towards it; but the Scribe pulled his robe, and jje turned. VThoy," said . the youth, "arc two .doctors pf the mosque fighting;" Mustapha stopped nt once. He nnd no .possible desire to interfere botweon-such . slippery personages as; doctors of the mosque, and' die returned his half-drawn scymctar iuto its.sheath ? But he had not far to follow the combatants, for one of them, a huge Arab of Medina, came running to tho stern, draggiug the other along by the' ncokV;fo throw him* overboard. Mustapha's Kumftbity instinctively made him grasp'the de feated party, as lie was on the point of hoing ,?**fc-toHhe?^"?1' T-WMie - with ono hand ho held up the unlucky combatant,'and' with the other, kept his ^'vanquisher at* bay, he asked, what could have been the cause of this mortal hatred '? "Ask the villian whom- you have barely kept from*my murder," exclaimed the. defeated Mol lab. '-Does the.miscreant .dare to repeat his impious words," roared the man of Medina; "I call every true. Moslem to witness as I call heaven and earth to'avenge the crime that he dared, to doubt that the'sacred camel which carried the prophet in the Hegira was ? tehiteP'-' lie could utter no more; he stood choking with fury. "Dared to doubt it?" ex claimed his rescued antagonist; "f never doubt, cd for an instant on the subject. I said, and say, that the sacred camel was black. And' if that misbelieving slave's dagger were at my thront, I should say it still ;" the saying was unlucky, for iu the effort to second his demon stratio? by a blow of n knife hid in his sleeve, his foot slipped and ho fell under tho very heels P1* his enemy. The Arab instantly rushed upon him, Cn<1 before an arm could be raised for his protection, hau hung him over the ship's sidb. Even Mustapha now shrank from advancing, for the Arab swore by the holy stone of Mecca, that at his first step he should sec the heretic tossed into the Boa. ''put to show that I uriuOfstutiu justice,.' he exclaimed; "I shall give the wretch one chance more : A eh met Ben Saddai, son of an evil mother, do you acknowledge that the camel .was " white ?" "Black," was the outcry in answer; "ay, black as midnight!" .Then, down to Satauai 1" shouted the Arab, at tempting to fling him into the waves ; but the Mollah would not bo shaken off; he clung to him with the nerve of death; and tho struggle was fierce, until tho Arab uttered a scream of agony,* and both plunged out of sight together. On their rising to the surface, the Mollah was seen dead, strangled by tho grasp of his pow erful fellow disputant. The Arab was dying ; his broad ehest displayed a mortal wound, which the Mollah had contrived to give him, at tho close of tho struggle, as a final specimen of his skill iu tho art of controversy. A boat was ordered to be let down to rooovcr thoir re mains, \>\it tho sailorship of the Mediterranean is tardy, and in the mean time the disputants were taken possession of by more interested activity. A couple of sharks had continued eyeing tho' Struggle at the ship's side, in fair expectation of tho consequences. They now pounced on both the doctors, swept them through surges, whose foam they soon turned red, and left the merits of the black and white camels to bo sett led by posterity. "Well," said Mustapha, gravely, as the wrecks of those unfortunates disappeared;. "I ffibpc tho rest of our disputants will *1)C taught by their example ?" * "When," said the Scribe';, ?jwere.foots ctcf taught by example?" ( To he < <>ntinHed.\ Tii? Hoty.land in &07. : The* Chicago Joilrnal has ? correspondent' ?? with its present stato, whatever its past* may heye been:>"'fe;(B>yiir*-T*,h^ ' wagon-road iu Palestine. Even the Atones and timber for building the houses of Jerusalem | musllbe^^^ camels and donkeys j and tlie,roads over &ktyh Abraham, David* Christe?di*tee Apostles 6nceJ traveled are but paths winding over rocks and around thb.base of sterile mountains, In fact this, ijflteie land, said to have been ones" W beautiful; is. now but a rocky barren waste. ? think -Ihave^ttecu'i more", good land in ona squaro mile in Iowa ."or Illinois than in all "Pal estiue, . "Much/ bT~^ the Bedouin Arabs, and for the 'privilege" of .visiting HB^F^ Shiek requires 32.50 from each I person. Fo'r this amount he ponds a guard of Arabs'with y?u. 'The^?pAofatipn^?^^ how saifl to be but 14*000.'* The correspondent ^uppu^ ttiis fact, moralizes thus": "while looking' at tho city as it how1 stands;' ;w,ftfr tne narrow1-' Btrcets filled- With d?gV 'Arabs' and" filth/it is hard tor realize that it was once the homo, of: more than one million human beings, and.the. proud metropolis of a mighty nation. ^jVhile. looking out of the window at the Mosque of Omar, where the Turk bears rule, I can .but ask myself the question. Is it possible that on that spot stood the temple of -Solomon ?- Is it there that David held his court ! The pages of history answer, Yes. . That 'spot is Mount Moriah. Upon that ground, stopdjhat Temple' whoso'glory filled the whole, earth, . ^ ' ~ ?ut TBitf Ontr ' - The Mercantile - Tivits^ycB tho^^lovntxg se?sonablo rules for young men coinnieucing business: ? ?> . i ? . ? ?.. ? ? ? ?".?'>_???? ^? Tho world estimates men by their success in life?aridj by genera! consent,"success is Evi dence of superiority. Noyer, under nriy( circumstances,. assume ? responsibility you can avoid consistently with' your duty to yourself and bthers. ? Base all your, actions upon a principle of right; preserve your integrity of character, ?and in doing this, never reckon the'cost. Remember that self interest is more likely to Wafp your judgment than all other circum stances combined) theroforc, look well to your duty, when your interest is concerned. Never make money at - the oxponsc* of. your reputation*. ? Be neither lavish nor niggardly, of the two avoid the latter. A mean man is' universally despised, but public favor is a stepping stone to preferment^?therefore' generous feelings should be cultivated. Say but little?think much?and do more. Let your expenses be such as to leave a balance in your pocket. Beady money is a friend in need. Keep clear of the law; for even if you gain your case, you are generally loser of money. , '. Avoid borrowing and lending. .... Wine dunking and cigar ? smoking nro bad habits. They impair the mind and pocket,, and lead to a waste of time. Never relate, your misfortunes, and never grieve over what you cannot prevent. ' HUMOROUS. Yours is a rf fry hard case,' as tho monkey said to the oyster. Indulge in humor just as much as.you please, so'it isn't ill-humor. The only blusterer from w.iioui a brave man will take a blow is tho wiud- ,. . Present your wife with everything sho wants, and perhaps sho will bo quiet fsc tho pre'sont. tVh en is a wave like an army "doctor? Wh?n it is-a-surgin. . "Nover was ruined but twice," said a wit; ''once when 1 lost my law-suit, and onco when I gained one." '. ? . Tjio captain'of-p vessel is not governed by his mate, but a married * lahdsmjuf generally is; '"-' ! ? ?' *,? i-v. :\ ?v It is always excusatilc to ''put" the cart be fore the horse," if .your horse travefe.hack? ward, ' ?'? -'mm i ?W i ? ?? c ? . The following list of refreshments includes many individual drinks not found or the wine lists of the popular hotelu . For Bankers?Current Wiriev For Stockbrokers?Sharc-y Wfac. ' For Shipmaster*?Tho.Old Port:* ..For'.Mining.Operators?-Minerai Water* , -Fur (lytogemiviaus?^-KldciWjuc. Ftfl S.cautstrVsos?Sp-da AVatcr. . . . *A Itfij out \?th Har .KttiV ^%4l^|bJ|r . ? boug ht hini a rubber o*#tfo#n/^ ? hfttt,'attd^w^r^in^tW^^' i'Th^glHVsddiiigr.v^, f?eVtearB In bis.eyes, eaid,^Nevermind Ncd.dyfv, </ whcu Vou dieand<do to Heaven, you'll dit..-V A,&Wd,jrtoirfc^ ;o|d 4? #014 ^jrtjo^ vJaraff .^c^^^^nq^d^. by a habit ih? wayr ? in -all ^^^or^es,^ c^ou^#^$t, ., here abputB* to some extent,) orr^Bthtg their mi?l^ar?uda^yer^itra^e ^^c^y^'ft^/CK^ ?t, *d^]ln^ A^uWf^liMB^Iuit fcranu^rotfp^ jjfi- - .i.v t vr-i^ifi?-? \>s%? Wo?T*oflsfl^ the' annoyauo'e, the- old. tuaiv - \ "#x&\^gf4- you. coa^^voii.og your beada>- round: whenever the d??poponHv t aod^tfa ?rillJtecp ypur ajtontiou oti bu?? J- wi^l promise to tew yo? as I preaohVlwlfb itTsAuajt- ? VobcaW'' . V"/:V. ? AccbftRlrgfy W ^nt-on ?'witb4he <&?$f?A arid^p^etitly'toado a -stopus?uq qf ^o ao^r ., * c?jnfortt?f?d,- eaying : ' * ; ..^.-."v^'J t jV fj '*Th4t kr'fteacon tr-^i wiiakcer^ltb?, grecc-; ry dpposit?.'1- i; ?> -;~ .* . ' ; : . - ..; And then bo announced in turn the a^vent^.) of each, individual, proceeding the whiltywithd? thrab OYer^oa^-^flb^t know hih?4-you "cau** t&X* look, foj yourselves/*1 * . '.?'-? '''' ' '"' '"' ' .It isi hai-dly nectary fy*wild ? tliaV the" go?? ": uaan carried his point, atuK there' waabut neok-twisting seen in his congw^ati? aftcy: . that day. . .-. .' . / \ ' T ", MiVlfeins Enjoys Married Life: a nothing like.it this-side of Parpdiso, uor ;yjprt "^e-yfitet&pr^ And I've got thr> sweetest' giri f^'a'iiimf' too, that ever wore a waterfall, . Shp/.won't ?rit. n.ad, nor wnu't scold,- kick up tlie dcu?jet and sHug chairs about uohow; nO, wot a bit of it.. ? We've been married now more than i\ montb^. aud -not once has iny dear Suspu/" gpfc {iuto ?j bad 'temper?not once has she kicked the cut ?>ripf once has sho^ looked Black:?*nnr oriec has she slammed a door to. '' '* -? /? -r ' ? No, .sir; out my safty-valveyHf :she's dorn?--' one of these things ; and says J myself says I.' " "Tjunothy P.: Niggms,.yoiifre J'a '*4tiVky cuss, you are, to pojisfiss sich a wife, cad-you . should, thank your stars to tho day yott depart .thiir life for a better ?^. "'" ? If you wauf tO 'tnow what's sweet?'if yoir want to know .what's ecstoracioua?if yonAyanV to know what's elyjdumantic?if you want to know what's paradisetatie?and ..lastly"if you want to know what's trumps?married I Oh,' tho bliss of marked life>->i"^ .. J For then you always have a ivifcv Getting married generates poetry in a maifv head, because whenever a man git.s married, if he has ? inind aboye-a mud wasp, .ho goos. td. ?writing poetry. * ? . ? v ,1 cap write poetry now, but I never could do it before. . I kiicw there was something, wanting, but I couldn't tell what it was til! 1. maiTied my doar Susan; and soon nS. I <lfd, You've got it ip you; ?ud now. you've got a beautiful, sweet, dear, delighted, good natured? wife, and that will bring it out." ? Every Cuss, when he gits a dear "wife, wrilefc poetry about hterp Qr, to speak in poetical 'lan> guago, n?i^?SB the flower-crow tied heiglfts of lWnusS^gS* astride of. Pegasus, and give.* him n ^t@Jk out of the Casbdiau.-fpunUiiiv thereupon; .... ;?. , : :^ Thema big words, them arc; and? it's1-* big way to say, ."Write ?.ootry/'/ Wol,,tpreturn to>,my subject, IVm gpOig to' write poofcry about my wife, Kkp other chaps?- ? so here goes:: , Eaohlovoly stalk of bCantlf?d clove*' Which covers yon fields ail ovary ' ? Breathe8 i?1ks sweet doiigtut'ul odor? , ? . ? My. Ku.*n>v . ? Each skeoter^hmfxing in my room, *?. At night and morning,.cvc.nnd jmou, /Says iu its Soft, swvv'\humhdng tsb;-:-- ?" . - , My Kn<an. Each star that shine* in jOmler sty, ?. And looks from horo so-all-firoil higll, Makes mo thiuk'of th'oe and ?tgh? ... . ? * My Susan. Each note ?f yonder w'nrblrng frog, Wlio sits and singf ypon a log; boar's to my cur? from yonder bog? My Stwaf^ .This floating gi?xi?nf, filled wjlh love, . : jnenfs'but foV the's. tnj Rwcrtcstd?ve, '* :' And fc'h?j?0s*cfl Her 4iny glove *' - . - . . \|w .?tK?n?u