The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, June 15, 1894, Image 4
MINORCHORD.
The flowers have their bold beee to woo
them ;
The brooks have their fresh rains to feed
them ,
The nights have their stars to o'erst row
themt
The dnw^s hnvo their pure dews to bead
them ,
Yet my steps go darkling,
With but the dim sparkling
Of memory's lamp, !ov?, to lead iiieuaj
The sea hath its waves to mnae sheen with ;
The winds have their music to sigh with ;
The groves have their boughs to be green
with .
The KU.I? U tt-l- rt a ?I i- " *
AWO I'livn nrtvu uioir UWl wm^S \\J uy W U II ;
But I, In my lonely
Allngiaiu'O, linvo only
This deep-woundotl heart, love, to ilio
with !
?Edgar Fnwcott, in the Century.
UNCLE TEDDY'S MAVERICK.
UY LESTER KET<'IH'M,
AOEBRUSH anil
m w sand?sand and
ffl sagebrush?sagebrush
and sand
again, before, behind,
on either
wide, as far br the
i 1U\\\ ?-ve cou'^ roach.
/jjJjil All the afternoon
'JjjjjMjM the "overland"
had been creeps
^ ing across the
Band plains of the Great American
Desert, and to the passengers in the
Pnllmau cars ?especially to those who
disliked cards, were too nervous to
read, or who didn't care to drink?the
journey was growing very tiresome.
It really seemed to tho more imaginative
ones, that the refrain of the carwheels
was, ".Sagebrush and saud,
sagebrush and sand?"
The weary afternoon dragged slowi?
i... ?i ii.. 1?? . >
ij i>j, nun tut) i'uutiuuior oi iqo mning-car
came through to nunouuco
dinner?a diversion, at least.
"Ah ["remarked one tourist, suddenly,
in a gratified tone; "there's a
typical scene for you, me boy."
Against the red background made by
the rays of the settiug sun, a short
distance from the track s?t a solitary
horseman, motionless, one hand resting
ou the pommel of his saddle, the
other in the act of pushing back from
liis forehead his wide-brimmed white
hat. Then, just as the rear cars of the
train approached, he suddenly took
off the list, waved it, jammed his spurn
into his wiry little bronco, aud
started to race with the train, yelling
at the top of his lungs. At the eud
of a quarter-mile or so, he slowed up,
drew his revolver, and fired a parting
salute into the ftir, accompanying the
volley with more wild howls.
The occupants of the Pullmans woro
amused ; they had not seeu anything
ho interesting for a long time. The
tourist who had first observed the
horeman sighed, and declared he envied
the cowboy?he really did.
"How they must enjoy it, this wild,
free life of the plains, without a worry
or a care?nothing to do but commune-witli
nature?when they feel rest"?
t<- be able to indulge in a wild,
reckless gallop suitable to the mood
--and--and?er--all that, don't you
know?"
But it did not strike Teddy MacLennau,
cowboy, that?er?way at all,
don't you know? He was just thinking
how oppressively tiresome that
wild, free life of his was getting to bo
?with
"Nothing to do but work.
Nothing to eat but food -*
bud
"Nowhere to go but out.
Nowhere to eomo but in ?"
Aud, for the rest, nothing to do but
An,useoue'sself liken howling maniac,
as he had just been doing for the delectation
of the "tendorfoet."
"Hit's slio' tiresome," ho reflected,
as he continued beside the track, giving
the "bronc" a "breather"?"hit
sho' is, an' I'm good 'u' tired, I am;
but what t' do? Seems liko weall gits
shit'less, hit docs; jes' pluggiu' along
an' workin' hard an' playin' hard likewise
(ontell the stuff gives out), uu' no
nirthly reason t'r bein' alive ?
"Groat sacrificed VVash'n't'n!" lie
cjaculateil suddenly, jerkiug up his
horse, "I'll swaller a snake, I will!"
T heard the story from Jerry Madden,
Teddy's present partner in the
cattle business, a couplo of years ago,
as we sat in the shade of the ranchhouse
one afternoon.
"Why, Teddy don't drink, an' like
wise swciiro quite few? ho asked, in
response to a query of mine. "That 1
8ho\ lie hain't tuk nothin' f'r most
twelve r thirteen year, 'count o' his
kid. 'Married?' Oh, no, none whatever.
They hain't no gal gits Teddy,
not much. 'Why?' Give it up. Mebbe
you c'n tell me?
"Ted was ridin' along one day?'tis
thirteen year ago?ridin* elost by th'
railroad track one eveniu', feelin' kind
o' sore an' disgusted-like, when, all of
a suddent, ho sees sornethin' funny
trottin' along th* track. Ted stops 'u'
wipes 'is eyes aii' gazes a hull lot more,
'cause what he seen wa'n't nothin' like
what he finds 'round this yere patch
o' bresli; none whatever. Moreovermore,
Ted 'd be'n tankin* up quite
plenty that day, he had, an' was dead
leary o' what might be th' matter of
'is peeps. Hut 'e rubs 'em quite a lot
more, an* I liopo I may straddle th'
'ghost bron' ef there wa'n't th' purtiest
little maverick ve ever see?little
girl 'boat five year old, browsin' along
th' track, look in' lost.
"Course led rides up an' asts who
she is an' what she's doin' there, ell
alone, with 'or party face lian's
an' elegant cIo'vh ; but she couldn't
tVill Mm. bu'st out cryin' an' kep'
a eryiu', hu' 'twa'n't t'r a day r bo wo
c'tl even guess at Yr bein there,
'cMidf she was tongue tied r somethin'
an' eouhln't sav but a few words,
pore little thing. IJ.it we gits at it
tb't Vr name's Norali, we does, an'
th't she dr?]?s ofl strain jet." b'l'ore she
Siyhts Ted ( r him, her;.
'That little heifer was a beaut', she
ho' was, an' twa'n't. niore'n two days
'fore we-all was ready t' do 'most anything
t'r her ?me 'n'Ted, 'n' ol' ladv
Parry (tli* boss's wife), an' all th' rest ;
an', 'f I don't b'lievo we wa'n't real
glad, stead o" sorry, when we lin'soul
they don't seem t' be no one lookin
f'r sueh a maverick 'cause we advertised,
o* course, 't git Yr folks. But
we gits no word, uot a bloomin'shout,
po Ted jeb' brau'b th* kid i'r Uib'n, uu
pr'eeeds t' raise 'or (think o* Ted,
1 which th' Mime never raised nothiu'
but rows b'fore raisin that little, tender
gyurl!), Mrs. Parry tikin' cure of
'er f'r a while.
"Well, Ted was jesViu* funniest cow
hand t over bucks up ag'in. Ye
wouldn't 'a' kuowed 'iiu. Ted was u
howiin* wolf, ft reg'inr o* hyena b'fore
that, but after th* kid conies, he
braees light up an' gits good, none o'
th' gang objecting 'cause they savvies
why he does it.
"After th' kid was 'bout nine 'r ten
years old, wc-all don't get t' see much
of 'er, 'cause Ted, haviu' laid up some
dotigii, sends'er oft'V school. 'She's;
a sho' 'nougli tlior'ughbred, slio is,'
savs Teddy, 'an' sho gits no Bcrub
train in'. SabeV'
"That goes, course, an' th' kid
JiKowine goes t school, conim back
ouct h year, lookin' sweeter 'n' purtier
'n ever, nu' wc-all, mostly Teil, willin'
t' lay right down nil' let 'er tromp on
our measly ol' frames. Oh, she was
jes like Ted prognosticates on th'
jump?a slio' 'nougli thor-'ughbred.
"Tell ye what she does one time
'bout two year ago. They was liviu*
't Ih' station, her, '11' Ted, 'n' Mrs.
Bell, th' womau tli't give th' gvurl lessons,
an" one day some l'instcrn folks
gits oft' tli' train, lookin' l'r Mister
MneLennnn, which is Ted senco he gits
intuli business for 'isself. They was a
real nicc-lookin', fat ol' girl with
spectacles with handles to 'em, an* a
dood with oue o'those ycro foolish little
caps ye sees through th' winduhs
o' th' sleepin'-cars.
"Ted nil' Norah was at tli' dcepo
lookin' f'r some school-fren's o' the
gyurl'e, when these folks gits oft', an'
some one points Ted out, an' th' dood
braces 'ini.
" 'Aw, me good man, says he,
takiu' sight at Tod over tli' end of 'in
nose ?'aw, are you Mister MncLeunau
V
"Ted's a good man?no discount on
that -but e does sho' hate t' be called
one, moreover, by a dood, which critter'
is ?piite rousin' t' Ted's killin* iniustiue's?but
'e gives it out th't 'is
brand is sech, an' tli' dood springs 'is
game on 'ini, which is th't ho '11' th'
cT lady is lookin' f'r Norah Sometliiu''r-other,
which is th' name o' th' kid
th't falls oft a train one day ten years
'r so i.'fore? our Norah, sho' 'nougli.
"They was n su'i?rise all 'round,
they was. Then Norah takes a hand
au' llies 't th' ol' girl an' asts why she
dieln't find 'er then, an' they gives it
out th't they never saw Ted's advertisement,
an' all that, an' never learns
1 where she is oiitell thev latelv runs
otituli Mrs. Parry soinewhcros out
West. They likewise makes a. play
til l Ted had stele til' ki?l. Th* ol' lady
was go in' t' fall on Norah's neck an'
weep i l<?t, but N'orah don't like that
style o' plav, so she gives 'er a chill,
nil' moreover gives it out cold tli't she
don't move a step?tli't she stays with
Ted, th't's be'n a reg'lar dad to 'or.
"An* she stayed, you bet, an' Ted
was th' ticklcdest ol' stiff in th' country,
t' think she'd rather lloek with
him th'n t' train \v' them howliu'
swells. They makes 110 further play,
thinkin', mebbe, tli't Norah's temper's
pretty high up.
"Ev'rvthing's real lovely ontell n
a little while ago?last year it was.
Tilings got a little oxeitin' 'round yere
?real exeitiu' l'r some folks, I may
snv. They was a few gents in these
parts was gettiu' quite frisky with
bran 1 in'-irons, nu' was real careless
'bout drivin' off beef-critters. They
was real retirin', modest kind o' people,
they was, oven of they was talented
in tli' brandin' line, an' we was quite
anxious t' meet up with em, but they
lays pretty low; we gits two 'r throe
of 'em strayin' round ; but they keeps
savin' woo l an' makiu' us real tired,
so we goes t' work an' organizes a vigilance
e'lnuiittee, with Te I as chairman.
"They was a young feller't th' station
then, named linrwood. He'd
come fr'm somewheros, an' give it out
'e was a doctor, a little out o' health
'isself?he didn't look it, though, be
? 1 .* ? .1. . . If .
in ii iug, (iiiHuy sori o euup. no
hangs out 'is shingle un' gits a lectio
acquainted, au' then makes a dead
play f'r Norali, w'icli seems t' go all
right; Norali lettin' on t' liketli* duck
quite plenty. Oh, but ho was slio'
spoony on her. Th' wust was, we was
thinkiu' th' gyurl was stuck on hiin,
too, an' it did sho' give us a pain,
'cause we didn't want no bloomin'
chump friskiu' 'round Ted's corral cuttin'
out Norali. An' still, this yore
feller seems white an'decent, an' 'twas
square onpossiblo t' hate 'im, none
whatever. So, when he offers t' joiu
th' c'mmittee, wo says yes, o' course.
He wa'n't a real tenderfoot, ye know,
ami acted like 'e had sand.
"Well, we keeps up th' good work
an' ropes a few gents, an' they gits
quite a lot Careful, hut keeps on workin'.
Then, ono night, when Ted was
out yere, an' wo was settiu' up late,
we hears a noise among th' homobosses
in th'corral, an I says: 'Oho!
they're goin' intuh th' lioss business,
too, are tbey V' an' me n Ted breaks
f'r the corral.
"They was live of 'em ; but we was
out f'r business an' outs loose, an' tliey
don't wait t' pick up th' cuss we
drapped, an' I'll eat a rawhite of it
wa'n't Harwood !
"f was f'r killin' of 'iin clenn, right
there; hut Toil wouldn't have it, he
wouldn't, ho wo takes 'iin iiituh th'
houRe an' brings 'in 'r >und, not ho bad
hurt, after all. He wants us t' liniah
th' job, 'fruid, inobbo, we're savin' of
'im t' string up Rome; but Ted only
grins a little, sort o' sour, an' tells
him t' keep quiet.
"Next day me'n Ted hoi's a meetiu',
we does, an' settles th' case, an' that
night we goes t ' th' o'lnittee meet in'
at Jeb Harlow's, "here Ted gets up an
makes a game o' talk. Savs lie:
" ''Gents, . an' my pardiier, Mr.
Madden, has made a real tecliin' dis
eoverv. i hain't no great talk'-r, but
I jest wants t' say th t we timl th't Doe
Harwood, a member o' this vere lion'r'ble
bolv, is one o' th' gents we
wants mostesl, an'?'
"ltight vera thev gits excited, but
Ted calls 'oib down an goes 011, tellin'
I 'em how lie gits Doe an' so on. Then,
?av<i he
" '[ wants i' a id, right yere, th't
Doc Harwood is at iny house, hurt
bad, an' as long hi he's there I stands
over *iin an' keeps'iin fr'm harm. An'
I adds further th't I don't do tiiis !>'
cause I'm stuck on l>oe, but b'causa
him'n my little girl is stuck on each
other. Now, gents, I want t make h
offer. Yo can't have l>oc 'thout ^'ittiu i
me An' breakiu' little Norak's heart;
but I agrees t' peek tk' galoot off t' th'
State* an' guarantee he stay* there,
ef you all let'e 'im go. Does that go?'
,4It went O; K. after some rag-chawiu';
so, in a few days, Doe glides back
t' tli' State*.
"Nope. Norah didn't go ?not any.
Tod goes t' her an' gives it out th't
Doc's bo'n hurt by kosa-thieves an' has
got t' slide home?does she want t' gor
"JKight yero Norah gives 'i:a th'
merry 'ha-ha!' Not much, sho don'l
wau't t' go. 'Not with no hoss-thief,
?nvi??v. IJnole Teddv.' she savs.
" 'Hoss-ttiiofV says Tod. 'Whatd'ye
mean b' that?'
' 'Moan what I say/ says Norah.
'Never mind, Uilcle Toddy, I know*
what I'm 'Uudiu* at.'
Ted sees slio's on, an' it sort o
razzles'im. 'But, look yere,' says he,
'I be'n thiukin' you?you sort o'?
well, liked th' cuss a bull lot.'
'* rNono at alT, Undo Toddy/ sayi
Norah, real promp'; 'I was jcs' onlj
havin' a leetle fun with 'i;n?it's dull
out yere sometimes, yo know.'
'This yere makes Tod fool a hull lot
better, 'cause ? well, 'cause, ye see, th
id' fool was (ho tolls me all about it"
sort o' havin' aspirations 'isself.'
About a week after JJoG lelt,
Norah eomcs t' Teddy oaa moruiu',
Kmiliu', ami blushiu', and kerrviu' a
letter. Tod was settin* lookm' out th'
winder, real solemn an' sad, wonderin'.
jes* that minute, ef 'twas a squar'
deal, an' right an' straight, f'r t' ask
that leetle gyurl t' marry him. That
there proposition was wliat'd be'n
keepin' pore ol' Ted awake f'r nights
'u' nights, an' ho was sho' puzzled.
'oout yere Norah bounces iu on 'im
an' makes 'im jump.
* 'Oh, Uuclo Tcddv,' says she, 'I
wants ye t* do somethin' f'r Norah.'
'Ted looks at 'er real solemn a
minute, and then savs, more solemn:
* 'Ve know they hain't nothin' t'
ask fer tli't I won't do f'r ye," ho
says. 'W'y, see yore, Norah, darliu',
oan'l ye onderstaud th't I?'
" 'Oh, T know, ye dear ol' goose,'
says Norah, breakin' of 'is talk off
short, 4ihit hain't this great? I've
ju-t got a letter ir m Aiec?
"'Who's Aloe?' says Ted, 'most
broke up, nu' gittiu' out o' th' chair,
tremhliu'.
" 'W'y, Alec's?you know?Kalo
Clark's brother, an' I met 'im at New
V(irk when 1 was stay in' with Kate,
nn' lie says ho loves me an' wants mo
t' marry Tm, an', oh, Uncle Toddy,
ye hain't cross, bo ye?' And she falls
ton Ted's neck 'n' weeps a lot.
"J'ed stan's an' lets 'or weep quite
plenty, him ehokin' down a big swellin'
in 'is throat all th' time. Then,
says he, very quiet:
"'Didn't I toll ye, darlin', they
hain't nothin' ye can't have? T don't,
know this yore Alec chap, but of ye
wants 'im, ye alio' gits 'im, of I has t'
rope 'nn myself.'
" 'An' ho alio doos. Oli, them's
nothin' Ted wouldn't do f'r that there
jryurl."?Argonaut.
L
Losses in ureal Battles.
At Mollwitz the Prussians lost eight en
per cent., the Austrians twentyfight
per cent. At Koliti, Frederick's
orce sutlerod to tlie extent of thirty seven
percent., while his victory cost
iiis enemies only fourteen per cent.
Vt /0111 lorf, the bloo liest h.ittle of
vliich we liuve any record that we may
rely upon, the proportion of loss to
the totsl forces engaged rose to the
mo* nous total of from one-half te
one-third. Kunersvlorf was almost as
lesiructivo to human life, and Frjderiek
lost thirty-live per cent., ajaiust
twenty-six per cent, of the allies.
With the advent of Napoleon ami
the loosened formation of the Revolutionary
armies, losses were at first diminished
; hut at Aspern the Austrian^
left nearly twenty-eight per cent, of
their men on the battlefield, and the
French, although the bulletins denied
it, are said to have been weaker by
one-half after the battle. Borodino,
too, deprived the Russians of thirtysix
per cent, and the French of twentylive
per cent. During the later Napoleonic
wars we fin I the losses somewhat
Iowit, although after Liguy tho
Prussian were weaker by as many as
twenty per cent., an l the victory of
Waterloo eo.si us rauior more man
tlmt proportion.
Whoa, however, we turn to the camunions
which succeeded the lull of oxiinstioii
following the downfall of the
irtt empire, we are confronted with
10 such bloody records, in spite of the
11 vent ion of percussion caps, rifles and
veil rilled caution. The allios of tin
Vim i only lost some six per cout., an I
he Russians fourteen per cent. Inkern
inn, however, was as bloody as
Vaterloo, but it was a struggle in
.vliieli tactics ]?layo 1 a very small
sirt.
I'll3 losses at Magenta and Solferino
v to comparatively slight. Although
In c >m '(jueuces of KouiggraU were
in n -use, they were cheaply purchasod
?y the victors; while in 1870, not*
vithstan ling that both sides were
ir ii I with breech-loaders, the losses
i ver approashod the huge totals of
.? m of tin battles of th i early con*
try or of those of the Seven Years'
A'.tr. At Worth, it is true, one-sixth
?f t il i tot ?1 forces engage'! wore either
silled or wounded, hut at Oruvelotte
the proportion was only one eleventh,
ml at Weissenbnrg one-twelfth.?
Sou York Ledger.
I ,'ipseopic i.ensps.
Alvin ('larko, the great telescope
m'itu-, in a recent. lecture before tho
M i'Mitilic Society of Boston, gave koido
iitercsting facts about the manufaelure
of tho big lenses, which bring the
l.irs near us. lie said that it was
ilic invention of the nchroniatic lens,
; coinbination of a crown glass lens,
With a Hint glass lens, which male the
big telescope a possibility. Til? greatest
obstacle that the maker ot lenses
h\s t<> eonten 1 against is the varying
density of the glass in the .same piece,
lb sail tli it he thought it douhtful
whether a piece of glass could he male
n'even density. hut the kilfti! ivoik*
nan, if lie goes at it right, can s>
\ork the glass a-> < > get a perfect im.
g . He sii l that when tho great
iie'.< telescope was tir.st tested it
now,i I an image, which wa? neither
> in 1 ner oblong, but In 1 inor the
i ij.e of a horse's ii -.a I than anything
i c. ?-Se w (trie ins I bca v nne.
The firs great victory won by the
I'.ii; .sri i.iivy was the defeat of the
l ie iicn oil':?luys by the tliips of li l'
wura ILL i
KEnS AND NOTES FOR WOMEN.
The latest fad am)ng the pretty
girls is to talk woman suffrage.
Lilly Langtry, the Actress, claims
to be only forty-oho jears old;
Women gardeners nro in groat demand
in England aud Germany.
Butterfly very popujar thil
season, and aro so^-? in almost everything.
In Holland au attempt is being
made to pass a bill allowing women tc
be elected to Parliament.
Mrs. Cleveland, wife of the President,
dresses her h lir in tho stylo
known as the "Diana knot."
The Baroness Emma Sporri, of Nor
way, is saul to ne tuo uest known woman
painter in northern Europe.
Queen Victoria lion sixty pianos at
Osborne, Windsor and Buckingham
Palace. Many of them arc hired.
A useful noveliy in the way of a
powder puff is mounted on a long ivory
stick so as to enable one to powder the
back of the neck when without a maid.
Bos a Youuor, a direct descendant of
one of the Piteairu mutineers an 1 a
woman of more than usual intelligence,
is writing a history of the Piteairu
colony.
The first woman to be elected a
member of the Yacht, Racing Association
of Great Britain is Miss Mabel
Cot, of .SonliiftiiijlCou, who owns the
cutter Ficra.
Madam Mnrchesi. of Palis, is the
most famous vocal teacher in the world.
Biie lias trained nearly all the great
singers of this generation, inclu ling
Melba, Calve and Fames.
The jewels of Mine. Tetraz/.ine, the
most famous prima donua iu South j
America, were recently seized for
debt, when it was found that all the
gems were made of paste.
Toques ftre greater favorites with
the Parisicnnes than ever, but they ,
a'so are larger and sit down more
eloseVy on the head. Tko prettiest ,
are entirely covered with flowers.
Miss Baker, who is professor of |
Greek and Lint in at Simpson College, j
Indiana, is only thirl v-t'.vo, an 1 it is
said that, when she was fourteen she ,
translated one of the plays of ."Eichylus. j
Miss Charlotte M. Yonge, the En.j
iisii writer, is t tu an i ineiiir.M t ?
stoutness. ller hair is white?she is ^
now in her seventies?ami she his
large dark brown eves that are full of
expression.
Tt, is sai<l th it th? Kha live's mother
has picked out as a bride for her son
the Princess N'aiinc, daughter of the
Sultan of Turkey, who was born in ]
1870, and is said to be beautiful and !
highly cultured.
The new grades in swivel silks are
in great use for afternoon dresses for
the coming season. They are of handsome
quality, they quickly shed dust,
do not wrinkle, and are pronounced
absolutely fast color.
The Empress of Austria lias a pathetic
delusion. She fancies that her
unhappy son, the Crown Prince Rudolph,
iH still a baby. A big doll has
been given her, winch she fondles an I
keeps constantly by'her.
Satin ribbon, throe inches wide,
folded to the width of the ordinary
collar and fastened at the si le in a
saucy butterfly bow, is a change from
the shirred velvet collar, that has received
the approval of Mamado la Mode.
Miss Alice E. Havden, of Madison,
Wis., has distinguished herself au I
surprised her neighbors by shooting a
bitr wildcat. Mitn Havden. althou^li
a fragile Kistern girl, handles a rille
with the case au I skill of nti old liuaI
or.
The Princess Bcntriec closely follows
all the topic ?l songs, an l after
dinner at Balmoral the Queen frei|iiently
listens to a medley of popular
airs played l?y the Princess, who in
all theatrical matters is thoroughly up
to date.
The estate of "Princess" Kaiulani,
according tc a 1k P report of her trustee,
is not very e>:fe-uisive. It consists
of something lino a bushel of jewels,
some sugar sto'-k a little real estate
and a small interest in the property
left l>y her mother,
"A Coldest of Silence." is the novel
entertainment to be given by the members
of a woman's sewiug society in
Indianapolis. East year the first woman
to speak was <piiet for only three
minutes. The winner held her tongue
for nineteen miuutos an 1 twenty
seconds.
Mrs. Susan Stewart Fraekletou, of
Milwaukee, Wis., lias attaiuel great
distinction as a potter. Slio is President
of the National League of Mineral
Painters, ami is the author of a
work which 14 HNtsil us a text hook at
1 lie South Kensington Art Museum,
Jiowlon.
Tlie Empress Frederick lias induced
Berlin societies of amitotic photographers
to eo-opcr.ite in bringing
about an international exhibition of
photographs by amateurs in 183.">.
Her Majesty has undertaken t > bo a
patroness, and has requested Princess
Henry to act as her substitute 0:1 the
committee.
A blonde requires a softer shade of
green than the brunette. Too bright
a hue would give to the fair-Haired,
fair skinned woman a swallow washed
out look. But it is well to know that
this color, as well as all others, can bo
softened and rendered v/earablo by
either type of beauty if judiciously
combined with white.
Jjittb> Kitty blank, aged four,
painted her doll's ehecka with brick
dust and water and blackened dolly's
eyebrows with ink. An aunt in tho
family, who rouged her checks and
pencilled her eyebrows, believing that
jxntj ??n in icings i nj^ ii uanriiuirt!, ut'Ut
her cruelly. ljh<- people of Stillwater,
Mich.. y?iucT aunt
to leave town.
The woil(li',g cako of Princess Victoria
Melila w(is of a royal height. It
was niixed( baked, deeoratod and
shipped t ? Cohurg l?y Messrs. Oun*
tor. A pli ttograph is appended. It
stands five feet Bjx iuehes in height,
and weighs a hundred and fifty
pounds, b'.jng, therefore, a littlo bigger
and a little heavier than the bride
herself.
Twice as niAiiy women as men arc
ftillicled with ucuralgiu.
f t,
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SELECT SIFTINGS.
Greek honey ranks ahead of all
others.
December is the most fatal month
in the year for asthma.
Wheat was first exported from the
United States abont 1750.
Until the year 1800 the English
kiugs were also oalled kings of France./
A Liogansport (IucL) policeman was
held up the other night and robbed of
his star.
The world's coal flolds already
i i ........ ~i.
to last for a thousand years.
Goldfish are of Chinose origin. The
first seeu in Frauco wore brought as a
presont to Mine. Pompadour.
In a West Indian village there is a
sentinel whose sole duty is to strike
the hour of the day on a gong.
The cotton cloth made in Lowell,
Mass., every year would oxtend 145,000
miles, it is said, if stretched out
at length.
There aro in England and Wales
787,545 public paupers?that is, persons
who aro either inmates of the
alms houses or who receive outdoor assistance.
From 1781 to 1780 the Btylo of hairdressing
in Paris changed seventeen
times, aud went from the extreme ol
short curls aud a skull cap to a hit
three feet broad.
Pamphlets owe their nami to
Painphela, a Greok lady, who left bcliind
her a number of scrap books
containing notes, recipes, anecdotes
aud memorau la.
There is a vessel that was built o:i
the Clyde, is ownod in Boston, hails
1 from Honolulu, nul was nam i1 after
a Chinaman who lives in Hawaii. She
is the bark Fooling Suey.
Whilo Miss Lucy Atkiuson, of Farley,
Mo., was riiliugn young horse tin
auimal retired and fell on her. Tin
pommel of the saddle penetrate I her
breast. Sue died almost instantly.
| Sets of admission tickets to Iho late
lamento I World's Fair an now being
hawked about iu New York City by
street merchants us souvenirs, an 1 are
also sold in a goo 1 man}' small shops.
Princo Burhuned Eflfeudi, son of tho
1 Sultan of Tnrkoy, is a musician of no
mean part?. He lias recently coin
posed a march, which is to bo a bled
to the repertoire of the military bauds.
Sherman Bainsborger had his hand
nearly severed fro n the arm by a mill
saw, at Oarrollton, Ohio. He picked
up an axe, completed tho amputation
and walked three miles to see a sur!
gcou.
The daughter of 0. .T. Burwell, ?
| Kansas safe rohbor, got 50 ) signatures
to a petition for her father's pardon
and then raised money by washing
and scrubbing to pay railroal fare
! from her home iu Norton County to
Topeka. Thoro she saw the Governor
and secured his pardon. It is said
that Burwell will live honestly heroafter.
The red coral, which is used in jewelry
and which i3 known as precious
coral, is mostly obtained in the Mediterranean,
the ltarbary coast furnishing
the dark rod, Sardinia the yellow
or salmon color ami the coist of Itily
the rose pink. It is also found in th ?
lied Sea. None is found in American
waters.
George Brown, for thirty years
train bearer to the speaker of the
House of Commons, will retire next
month. He is seventy-two years of
age and was appointed to the position
iu 1801. The work is very hard now
and Mr. Browne confesses to having
frequently passed three whole davt
and nights without changing his
clothes.
Curiosities iu Plants.
TjinnnMiR had a ll over clock, n circular
plot planted with lloivera that
opened at dirt'-rent hours of tho day
The "Irish potato" grows wil-l in
tiio mountains of uiiiio and i'er<>,
whore it is uiiloubtodly iudigenous.
The English evening priinroso is n'
night llower ami opens its petals at
sunset with a snap like a vegetable
torpedo.
The tallest troe^ in the world grow
in Australia. They are a speeio.i of
marsh gum, ami home are sanl to exceed
1100 feet in height.
Over lifty speeies of plants are included
among the hrealfruit trees,
ami over 200 speeies of palms are
known to the botanist.
Jt is estimated that there are upward
of 70,000 different kinds of
plants, nnd additions nio constantly
being made to this number.
Names ol Fruits.
The very names of mauy of our fruits
at. once suggest their foreign origin.
Corinth was the sponsor of "currants,"
ami Damascus of "damsons;" wo have
borrowed the word "gooseberry" from
tho French "groseillc," "apricot." is
derived from Arabic, "peach" from
the French or the Italian, and ''to
inato" from the Mexican Aztec "toniotelwhile
the word "cauliflower" is
almost comically close in its derivation
from tho Spanish "col-y-llor,"
cabbago ami flower.--Loudon Telegraph.
Chronic Indigestion
Kept imp in vary poor health for flv years. I
Ix'Kua to take Hood's Kursaparill.i and my
digestion was helped l?y tin- llrsl fhreodos, < .
H ood's s
8 parillu
I have now taken over S ^ ^
four liottl) Hand I llrni- M | |i |
ly believe it Iiuh curi11
hip, and also saved my
life. Miim. IE. I'hinck, ltuslivilli*. N. V,
Hood's Pills ate purely vegetable.
Do Yoi
the Fine
and C
It is conceded. that the
the purest and strongest o
The purest baking povvd
est, most delicious food. 'I
der makes the lightest fooi
That baking powder v
strongest makes the most
food.
Why should not every
of the baking powder whi
food with the least trouble
Avoid all baking
or prize, or at a low
a 8 they invariably c<
phuric acid, and rend
Certain protection from
be had by declining to ac<
Royal, which is absolutely
Discovery ol Aztec Relics.
Moses Thatcher, a noted nud exceedingly
wealthy Mormon leader,
lias returned to Sail Francisco from
an exploring trip in Mexico.
Referring to a tract of country in
the Sierra Mad re Mountain district o"
the State of Chihuahua, where u
Mormon colony has recently been
established, Mr. Thatcher said :
"In a radius of 100 miles t'uere. is
enough masonry to build v.vo cities
the size of San Francisco, and this
tells the iale of a great civilization
that once flourished there. Near by
I purchased a tract of land. Oil part
of this land I discovered about half a
dozen caves. The out ranees were
walled up with cement two and a half
feet thick, with only port holes and a
narrow aperture lott sutlieieiitly wide
to allow one person to outer. These
caves were provided with oil is, in
which water and provisions were
stored, and were formed of long sacation
grass, mixed with cement, and
wore usually about twelve feet high
and eight or nine feet in width. One
was in per feet preservation.
"The caves were divided int.) apartments,
and 0110 of their, c.mtainc I
seventeen rooms. t'pon the walls arc
still fresh character writings of the
ancient inhabitants, of the same class
ns ?l?\\ riV>n,l in the *.Mexican Antiquities'
1 'V J.crd .Kingsbury. Thj caves
.in the lnuil referred to will accommodate
l'ully 1)0) persons, nud :i oelohr
ited J5el??iff:i scientist u ?t long ng-?
found m?>re relic. i:i t thmi he 11* I
in ii seiircli of 15 miles elsewu.io.
>.e'.Y York Advertiser.
A (Juoer Idiom.
The other day t heard a queer
idiom which I herewith present to collectors
of linguistic curiosities. The
speaker was one of the ladies in the
family of a Government official who
had been serving his country abroad
for a short time. "No," she said,
"We did not care for Europe; wo
thought it very dull. We were not
bunched once durin.; our whole stay
abroad." The expression was so uir
usual that an enterprising listener,
bolder than the others, asked what it
might moan. " What do 1 mean by
"bunched?" repented tho first speaker
in surprise. "Why, no one sent its
any flowers. What else could I mean?"
? l\ate Field's Washington.
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rfe=r)& There's no longyCJ^er
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SS cliattng Trunncs,
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ffjjUgg nt beat, never cure, but often
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WKjk Inlhunmation, Btrungulution
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rjf nH.JttDi 1A Rupture' no
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PILE TUMORS,
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without pain or resort to the knife.
RTHMTt1 ,n fhe Bladder, no matter how
D 1 V/Is ?J large, in crushed, pulverized,
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QrTvDTr,rTTTl)'I? Of urinary passago Is
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^ake?
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f all the baking powders.
!er makes the finest, sweet'he
strongest baking powd.
vhich is both purest and
digestible and wholesome
housekeeper avail herself
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j>
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It is said that the practioe of the
wife's assuming tho husband's name
at marriage originated from a Roman
custom, and became the common practice
after the Roman occupation.
Thus, Julia and Octavia, married to
Pompey and Cicero, were called by
the Romans Julia of Pompey, and
Octavia of Ciero, and in later times
married wonaeu in most European
countries signed their names in the
same manner, but ommittod the "of."
Against this view may be mentioned
that during the sixteenth and oven the
beginning of seventeenth century tho
usage seems doubtful, since we see
Katlierine Parr so signing herself after
she had been twice married, and wa
always hear of Lady Jane Grey (nui
Dudley) ami Arabella Stuart (not
Seymour). Some persons think that
the custom originated froui the Scriptural
teaching that husband and wife
are one. It was decided in the case ot
Ron vs. Smith, in the reign of Elizabeth,
that a woman by marriago loses
her former name and legally recoivoi
that of her husband.?New York Tolegram.
A Now Yorlc life savor, after a series
of observations extending over a
period of twenty years, says that the
superstition that a drowning person
rises to tiic surface three times is
entirely unfounded.
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PonTuoAi, asks Englan i's good offices in
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