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Mrtieot'gc W. llainmoiid of IUkh I'ost, U. A. It., of Syracuse, N. Y., Terribly W onnili rl at Gettysburg Anil nn Intense Sufferer until Cured by Hood's Sarsaparilla "C. I. Hood ft Co., Irowoll, Mass.: ' 1 was In tho Army of the Potomac, ami at (Icltyfr burg w as struck In the ankle t>.v a niinnle trail,which "? smashed the bone. My leg was amputated In tho tlchl hospital, and after a long time it healed. 1 was tllbehurgcd ami went homo. After & years My Wound Broke Open tfrcsli. Pr. 1V:?so amputated an im-li of the t?ono% mitl it lusili -d. Pour yours latrr it finv m? ro opoiu <1, find for <t lit yoirs II4>\\ I M ! I do not Ik'Im xo i: | f??r a litiinati living (oHtiUVr | worst* agony, Jmring this tlinv I had to tin oil vrutolir*. N*ing unaMv t?? woar a wooden log. Whfuewr |h-?iMi' I r? liovotl my MilTvrlngs by takitig opialv, but upon I w:i* obliged to go without it, 1 HiflVrvd ft arfully and thought I SI I til 1,1) t?0 CK \/,\ I trlotl ovory tiling I could got with my limited moans, riiysioiatissaid 1 would imvrr be any l ottor. 1-itially tny Blood Became Poisoned nnil it broke out all ovrr tny iat v and on s??im* parts of 111\ ImhI> mi that inv fatv Ik all ?? ?? ni. hoii I'm mm . 1 ?liv il.iy I ri a l of lloo-l'.-i Kar*a|iartlln Ia'UkIiI a boltlo ami Iioimii taklliK It- A work nr two lator. my wifo in dro sIiik my log, salil it sonuoit to l>o luipriix iiiK> ami afl< r taking Hood s Sarsaparilla n row month?, thank OimI (ami I say It rovorotillyV -yj. . tlio snros nil over my ImmI.v hail honloil, ami mm-, wc are u-^? w'licii <1.0 ,v - 1IT CaLO. 5f. TI\MSI0XP, iTj Muffin 'IM Klrcct, .Syracihi*, N. V. Col. C. A. Weaver Commamlor of llimt I'o-t, it. It., lum-olf a onrurinctl votoran fully ooutSrins Mr. Ilaiiiinomrs > tali- i lnout, ami J. I.. I'.oloi n.tlio |>liuriiiaoi*l, also omlorsos It a* |? rfoi'tly trno. Ilnmri. I'iMn ourt >iol? lleiiditolic. CH1LD~BIRTH MADE EASY! " Mothers' Friend " is a scientifically prepared Liniment, every ingre dient of recognized value and in constant use by the medical profession. These ingredients are combined in a manner hitherto unknown "MOTHERS' FRIEND" WILL DO all that is claimed for it AND MORE. It Shortens Labor, Lessens Pain, Diminishes Danger to Life of Mother and Child. Book to " Mothers "mailed FREE, containing valuable information and voluntary testimonials. Sent bv ezpresi on receipt of price JI .60 per be til* BRADf IELO REGULATOR CO.. Atlanta. 0*. SOLD ft Y ALL DRItautSTO. $ Reasons why ? i # you kuould ohdeu you i' a seeds! : from & 1 JT.W.WOOD &. SONS* < | R'CHMOND, VA. J t GARDEN SEEDS. \ ; ^ At l.Oixi jdiVs distance we nmk* U Just ^ V as easy for you to obtain Uie best anil 0 ' J moat Improved eurlctie* and lilt-^ I , rat iiovr'tlra. #.< w e I)|-1 1.1 V KIt W # I'OST l' \ 11) nnj tehero all tiurdcn A 1 I 0 Heeds m packer anil ounce rates, unit ^ e true jti eta. worth vitra pkt. heeds f.irfl r) each $1.00 wortb ordered. We iiIhu have y . , Special love rates on Seeds In hulk. 0 ' 2 Our GRASS, CLOVER, i , A * ?i i- infial rim vfn lnp y # pioof of our high gruilo K?l,i and rcu' A \ ^ eonulilu price#. 0 \N0 RISK t , # IN SK.NIHNO .MONEY through the i A iiiuiIh, ami wo giinruiileo tlio safe ^ e utrivul of all orders tilled by us. 0 0 Full Information and cultural directions A i A of all Farm and tiurdcn < ropn Is given In W # our Now Catalogue* w hich is the most In- 0 ' 0 strut; e ever issued. Mailed free. Bend for it. ^ JT.W.WOOD A.SONS5 0 SoRdsmon, RICHMOND, Va. A Kennedy's I MedicalOiscovery Takes hold in this order: Bowels, Liver, Kidneys, Inside Skin, Outside Skin, Driving over) thing before It that ought to he out. You know whether you need it or not. Sold by every druggist, and manufactured by DONALD KENNEDY, IHIVIII V * * 1 Ms Hair Dye fSnty hair or whisker* changed ton glossy hlmk l>y n single application of till* Dye. " I Dnpait* it natural color, act* instantaneous- I ly iiml contain*nothing injurious to tin- Imlr. Hold l?y ?l I-11 if Int H, or will In- (teuton rdi-ipt of price, tsl.oo. Oillc'c, -i'J i'ark i'lucc, M. V. j I Kverv lover and tireeder of . V*-- fimnt' Kotv In whonlil suliserllM1 for ' 'Tho Gamo Bird,' 1 n monthly Journal of sixteen i jEX / Wig* *, fl.iio per year. If you , .*'i- 1 have fowls for sale advertise III ' the same. A. IV 11(11 I.. I'liblinher, Vork. I'll. | ?????ewe HII nnMea?B?w? DO YOU INTEND TO BUILD A ' UnilCC*) " MO liuy your Vash. Doors, 11 lill.Yr 8 h H ii .1 s. It i .ii l?l t iiv s, Uraeketa, wP " ** llalustors, Newel and nil kind* of Turned and Finish* d wood work fr?.m u* \Ve ar. manufacturer* and nave the latin ?t (.lent In tlie Stair AKenta wanted In every Town mid l.nunty In the Mouth. 1'rlee ll-ts furnished Try u*. t/ksrlniir Nioh, D.ior mul ftilnil till, t'a., I Oor. *th anil A Street Oi? nixm*. N 0. k - s THE UTOPIAN FAHMER. { Come here, ray dear, I want ter say a won) or two ter you 'Bout what (t Link's tho proper thing for me 'n' you ter do. Ye've gave uiu mighty good advice senco wo was woJ that day Way back iti sixty-one, 'u' now I'd like to have yo say El you don't think I've got a right ter do others does, '.N' sell the crops before they grows, jest liko them Easterners. Why, Meg, a man out in Noo York hex sold | a lot o* corn Thel'.- several thousand bushels mora then wiiat the country's liorne? '.N' got his money too, I'm told, 'u' didn't have a peck Uf grain of any kiud in hand to back his lit- I to s{>ec. lie ch ared a hundrid thousand cash! 'H" Me/, that's more'ii we Have cleared at farmin' all our days, or over will, bvgee! 'N1 I can't say 1 sees the use o' workin' day by day 'N' only scllin' what we raise for mighty little pay. When them as hasn't any grain can soil up there in town A million pecks of wheat 'a* corn, 'u' git their money down. The 1110 lern plan's a dandy, Meg,'n' ef wo makes it go. I'll get you that piaiiuc:*, 'n' the trottiu'horse for Joe. We'll raise the mortgage off the roof, n" paint the old barn red, '.N' sen I the gals to J'aris, France, and huy a rosewood bed. We'll get new carpets for the floors, 'a' keep a lured man, i .i ?-itly 1 can go to town *n* learn to work tile plan. '>?' middle, Molt, lM in ike enough ter run lor < overnor. Or -ret .-out down to Wusbiu'ton a ful!Senator. I toll yer, ga't tlii- is a:i agethet beats croa t ion. Say, What would yer father'vo said, d'ye think, it h wuz here to- lay, Ter see folks sollin' wheat an 1 corn, and hull cars lull o* rye. '.N' leven-twelfths of all they sold uoivhero I lit in their eye? HpwJo> ivivjjj y.,11 ter thin't of ui a-:nikin el- kncw? Personally, a number of cases t o7a,P"m,'"n'" ' Mnannia 3' gold at sollin' fellers things we haven't ? 11 ally got! What's that ye say? It isn't straight to sell what ye don't own? N' if I goes into the spec, 1 goes it all alone' JT.e music on the nianuy ye think would drive yer mud. U it was ! ought from <clliu' things ye never rightly had? Wall, have yer way; I'll let it go; T didn't mean no har.n; Put what is straight in cities can't be crooked < n a farm. ? !i Im K. Hangs, in Harper's Magazine. ALICE (ilMLBLErOiWS CAT. 1JY W. .T. IIIONDKHSON. a i UCII iikc Brer HahL J bit was t he villaga W?-2jf Jfrfl ?f Qumbletown in \Jv m tliat 1 Jiy low. J > JSj |, But nevertheless it V . y\ Jay* K } boasted the proud J j/j possession of a ho* i; Yyvy s\ tel,scvoii churches.& J. Pi \\ wh desalc store m d Wj l\',j L a small steam lire ,!-jv / /M cngiDe of brilliant G \i appearance and uu\| tried ability. O j Stay, there was h also a high school, * the Gumblctown Free Academy as it was called, at which ..( youth ol both sexes applied their u'oy lips to the l'ierian Spring with ediryir g results. The school prospered ivilh i large and unctuous prosperity, md the number ol its scholars increased utd multiplied until it became necessary .o engage an additional professor. He tine troin?no matter where?it was ,\er the hills and far away. And he looked it. lie was a wonderfully handsome man, ,iit'i hi.- iimiiu was uuruinioincw PpunK. lie was a chemist by profession, aud he M, .te^9.i fei?er vas well nigh impossible to induce him ) communicate with anybpdy else; especially if anything else had long hair i id wore skirts. I'ro'essor Spunk had id fear of unmcuticnable chloride nor of indescribable oxides; but he was afraid >f woman, lovely woman. She was not afraid of him, however; but, so fur as she was of Gumblctowu extraction, she spent much of her time in endeavoring to get a good look at the Professor's eyes, which were said to be very hcautilul. ll irtholomew Spunk took up his abode in a mo?s-rovered boanding-house, where tl.e (lied steaks anil the coiree grounds sung together us morning stars, and the cold boiled ham caine out on the eastern horizon as tlie sun slipped down the west. The Professor came and went in silence, and he lived his daily life in his own solitary fashion. Every evening he went out in the garden beside the house and smoked his big briar wood pipe, a relic ol college days. The garden was pr' tlj, and jest on the other side of the fence was another still prettier. The Professor frequently peered through the fence at this garde.t and wondered who kept it in such exqu site order. If he 1 ad known that every time he peeped through that fence he was watched closely and by a young woman, he would have sunk through the earth, if he could. in tin; next hou-c lived the remnants of one of I ho primeval families of GumIdetowu. Even that isolated village had <>l i families and blue blood, and when >ld Jonathan Gumbleton,after whom the town was named, had died forty years before, he left two young sons, who hastened to marry and extend tho Tamil v. The widow of one of these sons lived in the house to which belonged the prct .i Kuiucu. pnu mm a uuugltiur, ninl hat daughter's name was Alice Mary Ihimhlcton. Blue blood frequently declines to associate with beauty, but in this case it did not. Alice Mary Gum hleton was as beautiful a creature as one, f>r even two, could wish to sec. Her hair was as black as the shades of night; her large eyes were a deep, soft brown, her complexion was like the bloom on s lily; and her mouth ? well, there is no way to describe Jier mouth except by saying it was one of the most enticing features on earth. Miss Alice Mary Gura'ulcton resembled Professor Hartholoraow Spunk iu one thing?sho was bashful. Not all the awkwardly expressed admiration which the swains ot Uumbletowu had laid so generously at her feet had ever beeu sufficient to inspire her with the smallest portion of that self-contideuce which usually auimates a belle. She was hopelessly's'hyf and her conversation was terribly mougsyllabic?except to her cat. Alice Mary Uuinblctou had a Maltose cat upon which she lavished the treasures of her heart and her intellect. Every oue who ever saw that cat said it was the wisest looking animal iu the world. And it ought to have been wise; for Alico Mary talked to it by the hour and gave it the choice results of her long periods ot silence and meditation. The name of the cat was Jane. And the cat was as beautiful as its naiue. Yet iu spite of Alice's devotion to this animal she was obliged oue day to speak to the Professor, or I should say that it was because of her devotion . A few doors away from the home of the fair Alice dwelt a hideous youth whoso favorite compauiou was a large bull-dog. Tins bull-dog was like unto the rest of his kind, lie loved not man nor beast, llis soul was tilled with perpetual gloom, and ho went about the world with a depressed ?I might say hang-dog?look which boded no oue good. One day Alice was aroused from a deep meditation by a series of heartrending shrieks followed by a dire discord of hissing and spitting, which sho at once recognized as being the product of the energies of Jaue. Hushing to tho window she beheld the dear cat mount| ing tiie fence with less dignity than haste. At the foot of the fence stoo 1 ll?> 1-.11 i-.- --I-: v..v WWUV.?IWM> -"m-viw-, iuu.viu'4 very aoijry. "Oli, my beautiful Juae!" screamed Miss Alice. She rushed from the house with :i broom in her hand prepared to meet death in the defense of her pet. But when the dog wheele 1 round and prepared to resist her nn-laught, she paused and chinked her tactics. "Go away, you nasty beast!" she said. But the dog failed to catch the idea, and remained where he was, still keeping a watchful eye on the cat. "Oh, dear!" said Alice, "what shall I do!" At that moment the Professor entered his garden by the front gate, having just iiey'i"'n'"V>-'r,*?iU--school. Jin eyes fell hat ;.?r near w7igh^s" vi&F ful I !!!'? ?f.*llc lvaJ "'? not be more .Han upon Alice, \vTiT>~\v*as^;T~lrtVTrry~,^rrtrri-r<-Ardespair, as she stood gazing at the ferocious dog and the unhappy cat. The Professor was speechless with admiration. lie stared at Alice as he had never look at a woman before. Then his scattered senses began to return to him, and lie felt the bloo I mounting to his forehead, while his heart was going like a steam lire engine, lie gaz id about him and finally perceived the cat, but not the dog, "Can I?shall f?that is?I beg pardon?but?but?do you want the cat?" he stammered. "Yes, sir; if you?if you?p- please, sir," was the reply. The Professor advanced slowly uad hesitatingly toward the feuce. Sud- | tloniy lie licard a low growl, lie paused and looked around; but, seeing nothing, again advanced. "Oil!" exclaimed Alice; "take care? there's a h-h-hole in the fence; he cau got throw ?!." The Professor stooped and peered between the pickets. Then he saw the hull-dog. The next moment the Professor had vanished into the house. "Ah-ii!" screamed Alice; "please to conic back and save Jane." She had miscaculated the Professor's gallantry. In another moment he reappeared, bearing in his hand a huge navy revolver. ( "Please go into?the house," he said; "I might hit you." But Alice remained trauslixed with breathless anticipation. The Professor advanced cautiously toward the fence. When he had reached a position from which he could see the dog, lie pointe I the pistol carefully, turned away his head, shut his eyes and pulled thoi trigger. There was a tremendous report;' splinters tlew in every direction and a cloud of smoke obscured the Professor's i view. The astonished dog laid back hist | ears and lied down the street as if ho thought the cud of the world had coinc.' | No sooner bad be gone tban Alice rushefl nr.. acf/,C:t tUO Utlll'.lppy cat, an 1, pressiug the animal convulsively to her bosom, rushed into the house. When the Professor got the smoke out of his eyes, and found that girl, cat and dog had all disappeared, he marveled greatly at the extent of his own prowess; and lia l he not caught a glimpse of Alice through the window, would certainly have gone and surrendered himself to the town constable The next day the Professor rose early and robbed his landlady. He stole a saucer of milk and went out to look for?for the gray cat, of course. Ho found Jane basking in 11iu ?uiiiij?iu. /\s a oniKer lu tlic sun light there was no cat that could surpass Juno. Tlic Professor stole through the opening in the fence and set the saucer of milk under Jane's whiskers. At that instant a window tlew open, a fair head popped out, and a timid voico said: " Thank you." Then the window shut with a bang, the Professor jumped clear over the fence and disappeared. When he returned from school that afternoon he found a note ou iiis table. It said : I meant 'Thank you" lor saving Jane, not for milk. That was all. Day after day the Pro d .1 1 * ? iv9?m ntuuii v.iiniy i'jr :iu opportunity to hoc thai ^irl aipiin; hut he ceuM not., lie lia<I vaj^uc suspicion-i that she watched, him from behind half-closed blinds and half drawn wiudo.v curtains; but he could not verify his suspicions. They were true enough. Poor Alice! She was in a miserable state of mind on account of her own dreadful forwardness in send* ino that note. Hut the damage was done now. The Professor sought consolation in the society of Jane. With stoleu sauccis of milk he onticc I the cat through the fence, and finally up to his room# There lie used to pick the purring animal up,( walk about the room with her in his irrms, nnd mumble ridiculous nonsenso ' her dun-colored ear, "She's tho mos' boofuh-st lady to world, Kitty. Yet, s'e is. Don' yo? waif VOIl' car All' naw v'n1? nni An* #.1 p'ofoHsor, ho jus' lulu her?um-m-m so much. Hut you mus'n't toll, Kitty."* And Jane didn't. She never said a w>rd about it. It's strange, too; because when she went home, her mistress used to seize her and embrace her, and say: "Ob, Jane, darling, you've been to seo him I And I'm sure he must have kissed you, because you're so lovely* J \ wonder where. Ob, It muit havo been right there on yotirtj)onutiful forehead! There, there, thcreP* V It wu strange mat Jane held her peace after that; tw sha was a wise cat, and knew that Ujafc^jfrrks wonders. Perhaps if Jane hadflnRrn what wonders time bad in for her?but no matter. One day Jus went to the Professor's rootu -wltcjc .o was out. Jane waited sometime, fcvd. then, becoming restless, she began to witpder about tlio room. Over in ni cop?rt!rsho saw a lot of bottle*. She decided to examine them. Sin: did so. Ono of them fell over against another. There wm a flash, -<i report, a yell of anguish; and Jano rushed from the house a sad and grcwsoinc sight. Hairless, black, and feeble, tko ouco glorious Jaue went home and lay down at her mistress's feet. A. quarter British horses were famous when Julius Ciusar invaded the country. He carried some of them to Uorne with him. An old well it) California which, for a ' number of yearn, has furnished excellent ! water, has suddenly turned into an oil i well. In the sleepy little town of Winhorne, 1 in Dorsetshire, England, is an ancient library in which all the books are chained to the selves. It is a common sight anion.; the Esquimaux, according to a traveler's story, to see a nursing infant with a quid of tobacco in its mouth. Judge Story was at Harvard College at fifteen, in Congress at twcuty-ninc and Judge sfT trro Jt*ii]areino Court of the United Btutes at tliiriy-two. Late tests prove that the strongest wood growing in the United States is the "nutmeg hickory" of Arkansas. The weakest is the yellow or West Indian ^>irch. In a recent libel suit in Detroit,Mich., there was a diversity of opinion as to tho verdict, raugi'" fro 11 six cents to $60,900. A. coaiprounsc was finally reached on $11,000. Martin Mohler, .Secretary of tho State Agricultural Department, has mide his final estimate of the amount of wheat raised in Kansas in 1891, and places the amount at 58,970,000 bushels. Seals when b uikiug place one of their number ou guard to give the alarm in case of danger. Tlio sigunl is a quick clap of the (Uppers ou a roclt. Rabbits signal with tli ir foro paws and hare regular sig ials an I calls. The 0!um|i make what is calloi. "Ohi? wati-hi." orgrivi eioc.i. fr j n the flbreoT tac common nettle. It is said to make a j splendid cloth for tents, awnings, etc. i When made into belting for machinery t is said to have twice the strength of leather. Colors have been made to produce sounds by being passed through a prism. Orton and rod lights produced the loudest noises and \5ll0w the faintest. How loud the noise-; were is not stated, but doubtless they were distiuclv audible to people who can hear the corn grow." WalterS. Cinpbefl, of Chicago, III., net his sister Alice at the general deliviry window in tie In liaaapolU (Ind.) postofflco the other day for tlio first lime in twelve years. Tho family lived 'ieokuk, Iowa, bnt Walter, at sixtaen years of ago, r m away, and had heard nothing of ins oltj bone until this mooting. In the language of the millions of 1 'Jhiuj.au ! t? no laim that. < jorresponds with our God. Every itudcut of missions knows well the ibiding dilHculty in China over the <pi as* tion of a term lor God. Both the nalive Christians and the foreign mission- . arte* arc divided among themselves over this perplexing question. I The oldest rose bush in fhc world is at ilildtrslieiin, in Hnnovcr, Germany. It was pleated more than one thousand years ago by Charlemagne in commemoration of a visit made to him by the ambassador of the Caliph Ilaroun alUaschid. The bush is now twenty-thrco feet high and covers thirty-two feet of flic wall. Tho stem is only two inches in diameter. Su*ppn<l"<l I 75 Feet High by Ms Mitten Nils Johnson, n workman at a Mon son slate quarry, had a closo call a few \ days or?r. Mis business is to swing tho \ boom (of one of the derricks. In swing' 1 ing out ovjr The pit with a chain at- | tnehed, .he hook of tho chain caught in 1 tho wrist of Ins buckskin mitten, drag- { giug him out over the pit, where he j hung by his Bitten over a depth of 175 j feet. Ho didf not dnro to try to grasp nuything with his other haud for fear tho bent iron shonlc slip from the chain or tho inittcn g.ve way, so he hung motionless till his fellow workmen camo to his rescue ami slowly and steadily swung the boofcn to a place of safety.? Eastern Htate. L i oi uja. uour imV| rroiessoiuarnioioine w Spunk, entering tho gate of liis plain and substantial bonling'-hotisc, fr.n confronted by tho tiguro of a i weeping maiden. "It's all your fault!" cxclaiiiod A'icc. "If you had let my darling Jitne alone, nud hadn't coaxed her into yjur house, it would have been all right; Now now?she'a gouc?and gout*? and got herself?all?all?blown up-iand she'll die?and, oh, ami oh?oh?u h-h-hate you!" / Bartholomew Spuuk turned deadly pale. "Alas!" he said; "and u .Jaue blown tip? But?but?what can I say? Perhaps?that i.s-^Iiit.^Alice?may be ? well?will voii take?mo instead of the eat?" She looked up into his eves. Then she decided that a gray cat was not the help that was meet for her.?PuckSELECT SIFTINliS. There are twenty-nine kinds of Methodists. Twelve average tea plants produce oue pound of tea. A pet dog iu l'aris, France, wears stockings and shoes. Two cunturios and seven diflurctit men claim the invention of gunpowder. A woman has begun business as a niuvuiaitKer in uunsuana, Norway. Butler County, l'ouu., has a genius who dreams the correct location of oil wells. j i*?~? Hie a:r? -j.iijr uVnd with specie or her relarTve. STrs/Sullie ri.on.Von. * ?1_ Our youngJju.aJ, ('. v Wu.a? i tacles free of charge by a Boston (Mass.) t society. I The proportion of puro Anglo-Saxon 1 words in tlio Bible is uinety-seveu per 1 ccut. of the whole. 1 A Curious Badge of Honor. Son after the Canadian Pacific Rail- . way had reduced the journey between t the far uorthwestcru provinces of the ^ Dominion and the capital from half a j year or so to a week, a Blackfoot Indian Chief, who hud been converted by uiis- ? sionaries, taught to s|>cak English aud K civilized oue or two degrees, was easily ^ induced to mukc n tour of the older provinces of the country about tho time the nnuual missionary collection was being B taken up in the churches. It was justly calculated that his appearance at mis- j siooary meetings in various churches of tho denomination which secured him would stimulate iuterest iu the work. The chief entered into tho idea with ? enthusiasm, lie set out from his far-off , reservation in his native costume, but ? befote he had been in the towns many j days he acquired an ambition to wear tho white man's clothes. Tho people ^ who had him iu chargo coaxed him to , retain his Iudian garb, fearing that th? picturcsquciicss of their chaugo would bo destroyed by tho change. But the t chief was stubborn and had his way. On 11 the night chosen for his appearance be- *' f?rc an Ottawa audience he came on tho platform dressed in a Prince Albert coat, t broadcloth trousers, prunella g(liters, 1 flowered waistcoat, white shirt, a gaudy haudkerchtcf around his neck and n hat- I tcred brass warming pan in his hand, ^ which ho carried with considerable pomp. 1 The audience enjoyed him and his 1 kettle immensely. At first nobody understood why he carried it. Then it was t explained in an interval during which J: the chief was got out of the hall into a dressing room. A Hudson Bay Company agent who had got into a tight ' place up in Rupert's Land, as the region j was called Ihcu, and had been rescued by this chief looked about his post for some- , thing with which to reward the Indian. \ lie had traded all his stuff for skins and j could tiud nothing left which he could spare, except his brass warming pan which had been sent out (o him by an * affectionate hut deluded maiden aunt in England. Arguing that it would please j the heathcu anyway, he polished it up ( and presented it with great formality, telling him that it was a mark of high distinction among white men to own such nu article, aud that few among them had attained that honor. The chief was delighted, lie carried it with him on all special occasions and any effort to expiaiu tho true circuruI merSWiW or, BUMr .&,..f"'The the Indian could not be persuaded that they were anything else bnt covetous attempts to get his badge of distiuctiou [rum liim.?New York Tribune. Presidential Beards. It is an interesting fact that President Van Burcn was the only President previous to Lincolawho wore liuir on his face, snd Andrew Johnson was the only President after Lincolu who wore a smooth face. Since the war beards have prcilomiuatcJ. They adorned the laces of Presidents Lincoln, Grant, llaycs, Garfield and Harrison. The element of whiskers, pure and simple was represented by President Arthur, while Grover Cleveland enjoys the distinction of being the only President who wore a mustache without beard or whiskers. Upon taking a summary the following ratio appears: Fifteen Presidents wore smooth faces, four wore heard and mustache, two wore side whiskcrtl, one wore heard and side growth and oucKvorc mm. tachc alone. Aside from the appearance of their faces, with or without a growth of hair, tho true embodiment of each nature can readily lie read from their countenances. Traits of character can readily be distinguished.?Philadelphia Record. M. Scrullnz, who went two years ago In search of the icosaudra guttapcicha tree in Malaysia, has discovered large forests of these trees, and has hit upon practical ways of collecting the gum without destroying the trees, which the natives inevitably do. DeaOieu Cuu't be Cured By local applications, as thoy ennnot roach th? diseased portion of the car. There is only on? way to cure deafness, anil that is l>y constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of th? Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflaincd you have a rumbling sound or imperfect heurlUK- ajad when it Is entirely closed, Amfiiiieii la Ilia roault. and unless the iutlammation can l>j taken out and this tube re- E itored to its normal condition, hearing will )> I destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten ar? caused by catarrh, which is nothing Imt an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. i We will give One Hundred Dollars for any I cam* of deafitet-a (caused by catarrh) that w? ' cannot cure by taking Hall's Catarrh Cur?. ' Bend for circulars, free. K. J. CiticMT* Co.,Toledo, Ol Bold by Druggists, Tic. Padkhkwsk t, tlie Polish virtuoso; says we msko the best pianos. The Only One Ever Printed. CAN >OI! VINO Til K WOltll? These is a 3 inch ilisplay advertisement In this paper, tliis week, which lias no two words alixe except one word. The same is true of each new one appearing each week, from The Dr. Darter Medicine Co. This house places a "Crescent" on everything they make and jiuhli-h. Look for it, send tlieiu (tie name of the word and they will return you hook, lif AUTirVL (.ITIlOUtt AHI1S or sami'I.ks VKKIS. The Denver (Col. clerks are fined fifty cents for smoking non-union oig-ir*. ( "Life has been a burden lo ms for tho past x ?0 years on account of great suffering from rery severe and freipient headaches. lSradyjtuliue.has 'iuiu: wonders lor iue. 1 a in now t new man, nnil slut'i proclaim Ilie merits of four medicine to all I ran reach." Oeorire P Fowler, Atlornoy-at-Law, 1'alatka, t'la. Fifty :ent? at drtttf utoroa. BwrrsaRLANn will have an International Labor Congress. "German Syrup" Mr. Albert Hartley ot Hudson, N. C., was taken with Pneumonia. His brother had just died from it. When he found his doctor could not rally him he took one bottle of Gernan Syrup and came out sound and m well. Mr. S. B. Gardiner, Clerk vith Druggist J. K. Barr, Aurora, j Texas, oreveti^fl a Ko/l ^ , t ?* WMV? U V l4*V,U V/4 >neumonia by taking German Syrup ^ n time. He was in the business tnd knew the clanger. He used the " jreat remedy?Boschee's German >yrup?for lung diseases. <? KING COTTON P Buy or sell your Cotton on JONES I ii iK/% 415-Ton Cotton 8cale. U* I" I NOT CHEAPEST BUT BEST. 1% I 1 For I.TIIIH fi.Mr.-n rail IIJONES OF BIlfGHAKTON. TT 81HGHAMTON, N, V, * wi r , - ,-gr ^Pv Always ou Time. - "Washington liad many admirable raits worthy of imitation, and one of hem was rigid punctuality. This was veil illustrated by an incident during lis visit to Boston, Mass., ouo hundred cars ago. Having appointed eight o'clock u the morning as the hour at which he liould set out for Saturn, ho mounted lis horse just us the Old South clock was triking that hour. Tho company of :avalry which was to escort hiin did not irrivc till after his departure, and did lot ovcrtako him till ho reached Charles liver Bridge.?New York Observer. 130,000 Pencil Tree* For Hale. Benidos (his wo have an enormous stock ot ?v? rjr variety of Krult ami Khade Troes.Vinos, t'lnnts, &u?best quality, in any quantity at trices thot defy competition. No Yellows, no :ontagious diseases. Catalogue and bent terms ree to all readers of thiH paper. Address b'icderic'i Nursery. Frederiok City, Md. Tiir steel rail makers of this oountry now lave orders ou hand for 000,000 tons of ails. Foil impure of thin Blood, Weakness, Malala Ni uraigio. Indigestion, and lilllousness, uke Brow n's Iron Hitlers-it Rives strength, nukin? old |tcrsons feel young?and young ersous btroug; ilcasout to take. Mai.k German glass workers got but twenty-four cents and the women eighteen L-eiits n day. Hkkciiam'h 1'ilias have been in popular use 11 Fit rope for 5'l years and are a mfe, sure and [Killle 1 emedy. -5 cents a box. In the beet su^ar district of Germany the men in summer earn but tbirty-tlvo cents a Jay aud board themselves. A si.taiiT coi.d, if neglected. often attacks he lungs. Buown's Huunciiiai. Thochbs [ivo sure and immediate relief. Sio'.il onlu in ores. 1'rices 25 c:a. Mkxican bricklayers can only lay 500 bricks 111 a day of cloven hours, while an \inerican can luj' *2500 ill a day of nino lours. Foil Dyspepsia, Indigestion, and Stomach Unorders, use Brow n's Iroti Hitlers. The Best Tonic, it rebuilds the system, cleans the Biood md strengthens the muscle*. A splendid touc tor weak and debilitated persons. Ir you would Ik) correct in pronouncing duuitoba accent the lust syllable. FITS stopped froo by Du. Ki.ink's Guat Jkiivk Hkntoiiku. No (Its after first day's us?, darvolous euros. Treatise and 22 trial bottle reo. I)r. Kline. t?l Arch 8U. Phtla.. l'o. j 1 ONn? ENJOYS Both the method and results when By r up of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Byrup of Figs is ths only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste ana acceptable to the stomach, prompt in Its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 60o and 81 bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA F/0 SYRUP C(L 8 AN FRANCtSOO, OAL, 10U18V1LLE, FY. NEW YORK. N.V. LVER6REENS, EVERUBEEN NUR33RIE3, Evergreen,Wis Ely's Cream Balm Children w^wi OKCATAItltll. A|i|>ly Italni Into each nostril. SI.Y HHPS.. M Warren St.. N.Y. jl .4 IB Csninapllvea and people fl Who hare weak lungs or Aslh-^8 IM| ma, should use 1'lso's Curo for Consumption. It has cared ^B 8 then sands. It has not injur- ^8 ad one. It Is not bad to take. ^B H It Is tba boat cough syrup. ^8 |H Bold everywhere. (Sc. K * a- a r* A IIONT11 for 3 Bright Young Men or CK*% IjiiIIch Iii racli couuty. Address I*. \V. VVW /iKtil.KII A CO., Chile., Pit. s N u. u. KHff iSolJ by till ilr?lrri. Jf you want any > send your address for our Cat ut a cent. WE TELL YOU what deal iano 011 approval ourselves, no OUR BARGAINS AND SE< itercsting to many. Drop us ? Ivers & Pone ' *' J.-k> 7** > ' rt * ' ' "*?- . . V;1 5 *v9jl .*' pr* \% r ; | I I g^wl! |^^Wy>v^v^AVXi i, i? " i r\. A picture of health? tho woman wlio has faithfully used Dr. Pierco'a^ Favorito Prescription. Sho feels well and? sho looks bo. It's a mcdicino that makes her well, whether she's overworked and " run-down," or afflicted with any of the distressing diseases' and disorders peculiar to her sex.; It builds up?and it cures. For, all chronic weaknesses, functional derangements, and "female com-! plaints" of every kind, it's an un-] failing remedy. Ami it's tho only one, among medicines for women, that's f/uaran teed. If it doesn't give satisfac-J tion, in any case, you liavo your( money back. * ,| Can anything elso bo "just as good?" , J( "They're about as bad as tho disease J" JNot all of tnem, though/ Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets ar& pleasant?both when they're taken* *> v and when they act. They cure permanently Sick and Nervous Head-' aches, Biliousness, Costiveness, and! all derangements of the Liver,! j^k Stomach and Bowels. PATENT^^^'8? 'I ll puipboiik lr?? ABIIIU Morplilno ITnliit Cliroil In lO clrlllM ' > <ln> m. No pity llll Mired. VI I Vm OR. J.8TEPHENS, Lebanon,Ohio. ? J Kino Illootloil CaUle, Sheep, IYmiItry, kixtmiik I'ok-i (or Sale, ('iitnlnKUen. tvitli I.-k) i"nt;ritvliiKM,frtf. N. I*. I toy or,!'ontcHVlIU', I'd. Mw&mm PXlIVSXOIVa - line nil Mtl.lt IF Ml M disabled. ?".! fee for liioroitui'. J1 years experience. Write for I,awn. A.W. MiHbKNinC Hons. Wakiiinoton. I>. C. A Cini innaTI. O. AflTGTfl MflVflP ano. per dor. by mail. Rend Cab. AiUwiU iflUlUu photo, for i-op> . A RjJW'j'S wantHAMI'I.K iiiiiI partlcul.iri f<?r 'J omit AWWrl a U oil. (tump. Address. itiiSK. lh?X I Tai.i.aiihiu. Ala. ^ ' I -| WETTINC CiJHtO. No othc. BT^S a, M Ciirn known. What wo Semi for$t ?3o W p uMiinlly in hiioiikIi. SEND SI.OO V to u* t mr IIah Nr.vKK KAii.r.n. L'uioii Cbotnicul V.orka, Minneapolis. Minn. F * I*' * VIP.A NS*T AVU L E 8* * * dltef _fg7r_:xN- 'ho stouiaoli, liver mill bowela.T , /PsSElk purify tho blood, nre nafe and cf-J o /(OljjtSKBft feetlial. Tho lust ponornl family] i/n> Kp^^ri/nirdli'liie known for Itiltourncm,] f I i?ot?<3ra1,\V3' Constipation . l>vn|M-u>la, Konll Brralli. ih-adnche, lleartbuni, Iorm ' wILmV Appetite, Mouliil 1H pioKalon.i I'alnrul Digest inn, I'lmplcs, Sallow f Complexion. Tired Seelluw, and# f every symptom or iIiw aao .vmihlnu from impure# z blood, or a failure by tlio rtomneli, liver or Intestine## xto perform their projicr function*. Persons clven to J Z overeat Inn nre benefited by takinfr a T AII I' I.K after5 aoaoh nn .al Price. by niiill.l press ti 11 bottle ISe. Ad-Z drom TH K lUPAliS Oil KM IOAI. CO.,10Hpruco St.N.Y. Z AfcnU Wantrdi KIUIITY per oent profit. Z w?th"1vi*?eV ^Knamebi. f tlin Intnl.*. injure the Iron, ami burn off. I v, The Kisliut Sun Htove l'olish U brilliant. Odor-1 . I?.|?. Durable, and tlio consumer puya tor tio tin I v?or Rloa* package with every purchase. I COLD MEDAL, PAHIS, 187a W. BAKER & CO.tt llBreakfast Cocoa feoff ? from which the excess of ofi V3yfftiwij baa been removed. It absolutely pure uitd 19 ?oii(Utr? No Chem icals are oaed In It* preparation. II hu more than three timet the ttrength of Cocoa mixed with Btarch, Arrowroot or Sugar* and la therefore far mora economical, catting lett than one cent a cup. It la delicious, nourishing, strengthening, KialLT DtocaTBD, and admirably adapted for Invalid* a* well aa for peraona In health. Bold by Oroeara everywhere W. BAKER & CO., Dorchester. Mas*. the rJk&3F*> ONLY TRUE fix: IRON ffTONIG ; disorder, build strength. renew aOU apnutlte. rcatoro health and vigor of y oil Ut. Dynpopnia, Indigestion, thattlrcffecU lug absolutely eradicated. Mind brightened, brain lucreaifld, I inifA bono*, ncrvet, tons. I fJIIILV dice, receive now force. m unoriDK irom conpiAinif LRU I Li) cullar lotliolr aox, ualug It, du4 a aafe. ipciilf euro. Rclnraa rote bloom oil cliceka, beautlllet Comploxloo. Bold everywhere. All genuine good* bow "Creeeont." bend n* 2 cent turnip for 32-pam Mmphlet. ? q SB. IIARTER MBOICINt CO.. SI. UaU. M*. ? ' <*! Accept no nubi.1 U-? ?. ' Piano the first step is .alogue. A safe step and cos^s * er can supply you, or we ship ^ risk to you. ^OND-HANDS offer facilities 1 Piano Co., ^ %