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Sir. George IT. Hammond
of Hoot Post, O. A. It., of Syracuse, N. Y., Terribly
Woundi d ut
, Gettysburg
And an Intense Sufferer imtll
Cured by Hood's
Sarsaparilla
"C. I. flood ft Co., leiwoll, Mass.:
"I wnr In Iho Army of the Potomac, ami at OcHystinwas
struck In the ankle by n inlnnlc hull,which
* amnxhed the bone. My leg was amputated In the
flcht hospital, nml after n lonK time It healed. 1 was
(Jlschurncd mid went home. After A years
My Wound Broke Opon
afresh. Dr. lVnso ainpnlal>'<| an Inch of the lx.no,
und It healed. Knur years Inter It nin e nmronpeni d,
mid for rlKlit yenm HOW I Ml ll'lllt I'll I I
<lo not liellele II possible for a hlinian lalnu to suffer
worse nxony. Inirln.; this time I linil In uo on
crutches, lielm? iiualile to wear a wimnIcii Ick.
Win-never isisslhle I relieved my xnfferlliKS l>> Ink
IIIK opiate, but when I was obliged to ko without It,
] SUlTereil fearfiillv and tliollicllt I Slltlt 1,11 I.II
V. I Irlvil i-vi ry tiling I i-milil k<'I vvllli Inv
11 in 11 I inraiiM. I'liysli'liiUH null! I M'uiiM iiirv.r ho
mi) In'ltor. I'lmilly my
Blood Bocamo Poisoned
ami II broke nul all mvit my lui o nml ?ili xmix' |>mi*
of in) laxly mi that my fail1 la nil mi rri'il ?s il li
m?'ii I'm iitttt. nix'il i) I r?'i? I nf IIimmI'm Siirxii|?irllln
IkhikIiI 11 Ik it t li* iillil l?i: ill Ink Iiik II- A work or i >vi>
lulor, my w ilo in ilri-MliiK my log. iwilil II wi-meit lo
Imi Iii11>n n Iiik. ami afli r taking
Hood 8 Sarsaparilla
?? !!! % ? iid. .* * I?i!>.
Bin el, Kyiui'ilso, N. V.
Col. C. A. Weaver
Coinllialiili'r nf limit I'iikI, <!. V It , lilni-. ir a
nrinoil vi'loraii. fully 1'niiliriiiK Mr. 11 inn nn >in |^
mi'iit, nml J. I. Iti'lili'ii,!lin pi..ii iimi-IkI, alsii i'liilni
II ax |K'i*fri'll> Ii in'.
IIoimI'm I'IIIm I'll ri rtlili 11 riHlnilic.
CHILD BIRTH
MADE EASY
" Mothers' Primd " is a scientifically
piepared Liniment, every ingtedient
of recognized value and in
constant use by the medical piofession.
These ingredients are combined
in a manner hitherto unknown
"MOTHERS
. PDIFMn "
? i\iunu
WILL DO all tlut is claimed foi
It AND MORE. It Shortens Labor,
Lessens Pain, Diminishes Danger to
Life of Mother and Child. Hook
to "Motiibbs "mailed FRFP, containing
valuable information and
voluntary testimonials.
Iinthv(>|iitiiuii icreipl of |<i ice {I CO pet lie III
BKADHELO REGULATOR CO . Atlanta. Ga.
?oi.d hv all uaiiuuibta
JiReasons why *1
Vou HuoULD nuiiKit mh i' a
seeds!
V rnoM A
JT.W.WOOD 4. SONS?
Jl RH1HMOND, VA. J
Z GARDtN SEtDS. |
.1 At i iXW mi 'i s iltsinnre m y n...;,e It junl ^
RT u i-:isv for yotl t<i uliinlit tl><> IhmI iui.I m
^ DIIIMl ll???l ! ? : 1 '
^ eat ni?'r<ilrt, ?.? wn 1)1 'I.I* I it f
# I'flHTI* \ I I) ???> vvliera ?*'? ?lur?l"-n
. | Ht pa. k^: mul ouiho rnt.a, una ^
V K'w < *. woilli i 111? pkt. Statin fur 4 I
gk f|.,iO w.rtb urdcritl. We hIn.iIiuvo ^
p.'i'ial luv* rates on Sisals In bulk. W
t Our GRASS,
^ , mutt 11111 ii i mi i Tn tin y
y pi.inf i'f mir liiiili KruJo beetls anil rca p
p imnalilu prices. ^
l NO RISK t
# MOrSI'.Y through the ^
p liiulla. mill \\u CHiirillllco tliu aufe ^
W urrivul iif all orders Idled liy us. M
W l ull liifiiriiiatlon ami cultural directions ^
p of all I'uriii uial 41 urilcu ( 'ropa la given In W
W our New 4 'ii In Ion tie. w lllcll la tin- inuM In- p
p t-truu I'l'ViT Lsnued. Midled/rte. Send lot It. ^
5 T.W.WOOD &. SONS 5
f Bondsmen, RICHMOND, Va. >
Kennedys
MedicalDiscovery
Talus hold in tiiis oi'iler;
Bowels,
Liver,
Kidneys,
Inside Skin,
Outside Skin,
Prl\ Inn ever) thing before It lliut ought 4?? out.
You know whether
you need it or not.
Sold by every druggist, ami maiiiifiictureil by
DONALD KENNEDY,
It 4) \ It I ItV, MASS.
Tuft's Hair Huq
i W yiiUlii tJ'jjfy
(irny linir or \\ liUkrri rlititiKOil Ion kIo^hv
l?!at U l?y u stnjjlt* i?p|?li<Mt ionof litis Dyo. It
ft in p>i 11 -i ;i nut urn I nilnr, art* ha*t>iiif :iim'<iii???
ly it ml ton till nn not I?i 11 tc injurious I o t li?* linir.
NoM lay clrilK*'i*t s, or will l?r unit on i rn-ipl
of price, Hl.uo, Oillcc, utl i'iirk 1'lucc, N. V.
Kvcrv lovrr and l?ro^l? r ??f
>\ ^ ( >i 11 it * KowK>hoiiM,?iil,?,r!!j!'f?M'
'The Ganio Bird,'
a >111 III v .Inlirnal nf Kl x I < ??
-/ irtiK'-s, >I "i |h r year. If yu
flzjii: ?". J |ia>i' I'ihI" f?rsali' n<|v<>rllsa> in
the mtnic. A.I'. ?IOI l? I'iiIiImIiit, Viirk. I'll.
~Vou TSTeTTto build'a '
11 A 3 3 ?* y* If km I. iv vniir * nsli. Ilo'irn,
nuuan s i?iui?i*. M<mMim... im.k. ?.
**** " r.alnatiTs, NcwH an 1 all klnaif.
Of Turned ami I' luihli al ivai*nl wairli 11 inn* Wi- Ml
mniiiifui-ltir.rs ntnl maw the lana .1 |.lniil In tinStatr.
Aki'IIIh walili.l In i wry Tmvn ami ( nilmy In
the South. I'rlcc II Is furnished Try us
Clt h rl a?l f f Mia a>h. I).ml' anal rl.inal Ufa. Co.(
Oor. #ih and A Mrrrt < n/.i.i <>ttk, N ('.
THE UTOPIAN PAHMER, |
Come herr, my dear, I want tcr my a worO
or two tor you
'Bout what 1 think'* tho proper thing for mi
'n' you ter do.
xa roKU'o u??iniguty good advice aenco ws
win w?l thnt. iUv
Way backlu ?l*ty-one,'u' now I'd like to
have ye say
Ef you don't tlilnU I've got a right ter do ar<
others does,
'K' sell the crops before they grows, Jest like
them Korterners.
Why, Meg. a man out in Noo York boa sold
a lot o* com
TLi'tV several thouNnnd IjihIicJh more then
what the country's Itorne?
'N' got his money too, I'm tol?', 'i?' didn't
liavo a peek
Of grain of any kind in hand to back bis litt'o
H|)W.
He ch ared a hundrid tliousnii I castit 'N"
Mo/, t hut's moro'n we
Have denied at fnnnin' all our days, or over
will, by gee!
'S I can't say I sous the use o' workin' day
by day
'N'only sell In' what we raiso for mighty !ittlo
|?ay.
When thorn as hasn't uny grain can soil up
there in town
A million prcks of whoat "nl corn, 'n' git
their money down.
The mo lern plan'.; u dan ly, M<>/, 'n' cf wo
makes it go.
I'll get you that pianuor, 'n' the trottiu'florae
for Joe.
We'll raise the mortgage olT the roof, n"
paint the old barn rod,
W sen I the gals to Paris, Kruiuv, ami buy a
rose woo I IkkI.
We'll get new carpets for the floors, '11' keep
a lured iiiiiii,
j I '.i -uly I aii go to town 'n' Icnrn to work
tie; plan.
'V mchlii-, Meg, l'i| make enough ter run
lor iovernor,
Or get M'lit down to Washiii'toii a fullHedged
Senator.
I tell yer, git', thisi.sau agethet b.uils crca
tion. Say,
W h<i< weiihl yer fathor've said, d'ye think,
if let wa/, here t<>- lav,
Tee Ms- folks sollm' wheat an I corn, and hull
cars lull o' rye.
* K} w.iltflu i\f tall ?li..u I
.... uuvj nul l IIUWIIUI'O
mr ??mni 1 ? n, ,
of II |Mlt*
()'o??M at sol I hi' fullw. tliiti;i w? huv
, huI'V K"l'
1,1 What'- 11111 yf-.iv'' It isn't straight to
what \ < ilon't own'/
_ 11 I h<h'> into tin- I it all al
'I l.o music on 1 In* nianny yo think wi
Iriv? \ IT mail.
* ll :l was I oni;lit from svlliu' tilings ye n
ri^litlv In-lr
I Wall ti IV.- Vi-r way; I'll lot it n?t, I ili
111 an no liar.11,
I 'lit \\ ll-l t is t I' 11 'J, 111 III I'll .I'M' II l't ImO'I'III
11 a farm.
? li tin K". lianas, in Harper's Mil ;ii/. ii
, Ahicii (MMI iHiHr()N's <;/
1JV a. !. IIKNItKHHON.
yfcil like Rior I
bit was the vill
of (niiuihletoivi
that it lay l<
Jlut nuvcrthi'lesi
boasted tin; |>r<
possession of a
tel,seven elniroln
wholesale store i
, a small steam I
|;Ij 1 U engine of hrilli
1 I (y \| n|?|?f?r,,,ic.*c- ami
, V V) Hied ability.
> ( ^ J Stay, then*
, I also a hio'li seln
I V the (Himhlctc
1 ! Ft, \. .1 h inv as it was called at ?i.
t ? \ tint 11 ?>l liotli sexes appliel tli
ruhy lips t<? 1 lie l'ieriaa S|irino with o
f'.irif results. The M'hoitl |irosi>e
witli lar^e ami mietiimis piospiii
i mill I lie nu'iili r ol its scholars inereas
i iiml iniiiiijilieil until it heeame neecss ;
i to en'/:i"i' :ui :i*i?l11i?*ii:il professor,
i ?.tux liuiii -tin matter where?it \
i n\er 11.e hills ami lar awav. Ami
i h'i.ke.1 it.
i lie was a wonilerfully handsome ma
i Oil'I his name was haltholoinew Spun
lie was a ehemisl hy profession, ami
' h'M\. ilil'.'rH^ra^, i M^r^offlsTiat*
was wet! ni.uli impossible to induce hi
t i eoiiitiiunie ile with aiiyhpdv else; i
I iieeially li any thine, else hail loin; '>
a nl wore shirts. 1'io'essur Spunk lit
no ti n >1 iiiiaentiee.ahle chloride nor
iinle-i rili ili'e osiile-; hut he was afra
ot woman, lovely woman. She was n
afraid oi' him, however, Imi, so far
she was of (iumh'etown e\lraetion, s
si...nl inn it ot iter time in emleavorii
to eel a ?;no I look at the I'rofessoi
- ? \* which were >aid to Lie very beaul
I ul.
IS u tholoiut-w Spunk took up hisnboi
in i mo vciv ic 1 lii) indinn house, whet
tl.e Irie I st i xs ;im I the eulTee groom
miii ; together a- morning slurs, utiil til
i h >i|e I li.tui euine out on the ouster
iioM/ .n ns the mi slipped down tli
\ve>t. The I'roTessor euiiie uiul went i
silence, ami lie 11veil his ilaily life in h
own solitary fashion. Kvery evening h
went out in lliu joivden lii'siilr the hmm
ami smoked liis hriar>voo,l pipe,
relic o' eoUem* davs. The garden wi
I i 11 \, ami ' ' on I he other side of t It
Icium was another still prettier. 'I'll
l'io!i .-I r tlx <1111 111i\ peered through tli
'ill" at t lii - ar.'e i and w oiulei eil w li
U< | t i' in such i \ |u -it?* order. If li
lint known lia' eviiy time he pcope
throng.i that lenee he was watehe
i ioviy an I by a y nuig wo n in, l>
wouhl I. ivi sunk through the earth, i
lie could.
In tin- in xt lion c live l the reuitiaiit
of em' ol tli pnnii-val families of lium
Mi'liiwii. ia.iiiliial i~ol.it I village hai
o! i laaiiilcs ami lilue lil<i.> '
, .IIK I Ht'l
olii .loii.itii in ?itinii>lt-(<>11,:11*? i whom (lii
tow u w.is named, h;t'I died (oily year
hcfoic, lie left two \MUir4 soii<, win
li:i-1 cunt to many ami extend tin
!a nil 1 .
'J'i.e widow of one of these sons livca
in the house to which belonged the prct
t\ garden. She hud a daughter, nil*
tliitr dint .'liter's name was Alice Marj
Oumhletoii. Blue blood frequently le
dim s to associate w ith beauty, but ii
thi? ci't; it did not. Alice Mary < itm
b'cton win as beautiful ;< creature a.s one,
or even two, could wish to sec. 11< 1
hi,it was as black as the shades of night;
lie r I n re eyes were a deep, soft brown,
Iter Complexion Was like tile bloom oil 11
lily; and her mouth ?well, there is no
way to describe Jier month except by
saying it was one of the most enticing
fe.itutts on earth. Mis? Alice Mary
;r: W- ...>
' "M * ^ r
\ Qum'oleton resembled Professor Karthol- w
ornew Hpuuk iu one thing?she was *?
I bashful. Not all the awkwardly ex- *
pressed admiration which the swains of
Ctuinbletown had laid so generously at P
her feet had ever been unftirient to in* '
spire her with the smallest portion ol P
that self-confidence which usually alii- d
mates a belle. She was hopelessly'Shy, 11
and her conversation was terribly uioujf ^
syllabic?except to her cat. v
Alice Mary (Juiublctou hod a Maltese r(
rat upou which t^he lavished the treasures r<
of her heart and her intellect. Every *J
one who ever saw that cat said it was ^
t'he wisest looking animal iu the world* a
An?l It ought to have been wise; for r
Alico Mary talked to it by the hour and fi
gave it the choice results of her long po- s
rioda ol silence and meditation. The o
uaiue of the cat was Jane. And the eat d
was lis beautiful hs its name. Yet in o
spite of Alice's devotion to this animal f
she was obliged one duy to speak to the *
l'rofessor, or I should say that it was f
because of Iter devotion i
A few doors away from the home of
tin; fair Alice dwelt a hideous youth <
whoso favorite companion was a largo n
hull-dog. This hull-do" was like unto j
the rest of his kind. lie loved not man i
nor beast. His soul was tilled with per- li
pctual gloom, and bo went about the <1
world with a depressed ?I might say y
hang-dog?look which boded no ouu
good. One day Alice was aroused from p
u deep meditation by a series of heartrending
shrieks followed by a dire dU- 11
cord of hissing and spitting, which she ti
at .mice recognized as being the product v
cf the energies of Jnue. Hushing to tho c
window she beheld the dear cat mounting
the fence with less dignity than *
haste. At the fool of the fence stood 1
the obnoxious ball- log, looking very
aiigrv.
"Oh, my beautiful Jane I" screamed
Miss Alice. She rushed from the house
with a broom in her baud prepared tc
meet death in the defense of her pet. Hut
when the dog wlurch* I round and prepared
to resist, her on laught, slu* paused |
and chingcd her tactics.
"(Jo away, you nasty beast!" she said. i
ilut tiie dog Puled to catch the idea, and
remained where he was, still keeping a ,
watchful eye on the cat.
"Oil, dear!" raid Alice, "what shall
I do!"
At. that moment the Profc-.soi entered
m A>.. imluuVU
despair, as she st< o I gazing atlhe foro
ciouH dog mid the unhappy cat. 'I'll*
Professor was speechless with ad mi la
lion, lit* stared at Alice as he hal neve
look at a woman before. I lien his seal
?m>| to red .senses be gua to return to hint, and
lie felt the bloo I mounting to hi< fore|,v,'r
hea i, while lii.s heart was going like n
Hleant tile engine. Ilegi/.l about him
and finally perecive I the eat, but not tin
i|n;{,
' "t'an I?shall f?that is ? I beg pardon
-but?hut -do you want the catC
" lie stammered.
"Yes, sir; if you?if you?p--plca>o,
t'ji sir," was the reply.
* ' ' The Professor advanced slowly ami
hesitatingly toward the fence. Suddenly
he licanI a low growl, lie paused
and looked around; but, seeing nothing,
lab- again advanced.
lagu "O.i!" exclaimed Alice; "take care ?
1 10 thero's a h-h-hole in the fence; he can
OW. got throw *h."
' The Professor stooped and peered beIU"'
tweon the pickets. Then he saw the
',0' hull-dog. The next moment the Pro;'s.r
lessor had vanished into the house,
uid "Ah h!" screamed Alice; "please to
come haek and save Jane."
a"' She had miscacul ited the Professor's
"" gallantry. In atiother moment he reappeared,
hearing in his hand a huge
was imvy revolver.
iol, "Please go into?the house," he said;
nvii *?i might hit you."
,c'' but Alice remained transfixed with
ll'" breathless antieination. Tim Professor
l"' advanced cautiously toward tiic fence.
WIicii l?o hail rea died a position from
which he couhl see the do_f, he pointe I
''' the pistol carefully, turned a.vay his
" V heail, shut his eye* ami pullcil the
1 trioocr. There was a tremendous report;'
V:H splinters llew ia every direction and a
',l' clou I of smoke obscured the Professor's
view. Tiie astonished do%* laid hack hiS|
ears and thai down the street as if he
'k* thought the end of the world had coino.
'u: No sooncv had tic jjon- item .Mice rustled.
n?i "jmr/setT ' me unhappy cat,
ini :l" '? pressing the nuiniil cotvulsively to
,H. her bosom, rushed into the house.
tjr When the l'rorcs.-jv ^ot tie ,.at
l(j of his eve*, and found tint ijirl, e it and
0f doo had all disappear*' I, he marveled
I Hn-,r.iv at iue extent o! h;s o.vn prowess;
()j and ha I he not t .in ;lit a glimpse of
Alice t!u otioii tlio wni'lo.v, vvotihl eta-US
^ '
I t tinly have oone anil surrendered him||ir
self to the town constable The next tiny
the Professor rose early ami roithed his
* H .
landlady. lie stole a sauecr of milk ami
went out to ! ? >k for?for the i?ray eat,
, of course, lie fotiml Jane haskiui; in
'C
the sunlight. As a busker in the sun
ro
licjht there was no ea' that couhl surpass
Jane. The I'roies-or stole through
the opeeino in the fence ami set the
saucer of milk nailer Jane's whiskers.
At that instant a window flew open, a
fair heul popped out, and a timid voice
"e
" l'hnuk you.
Then the window shut with a ham',
II ,
hi? !rSr.ir ovrr tin* fence
an I disappeared. When lie roturue I
from school I hat afteruoiui he found a
note on his tsiblc. It said:
I ill"int "tleiiik you" lor sa\ in,* J ui >, not
0 for milk.
ie That was all. Day after day the Pro
d fessor lished v.iaily lor aa opportunity to
1 see thai oii J ayjain ; lnit. he eeul I n ?t. lie
e had v |oue sii-pi' lous t i ll s!c> watched
I liiin from h -'.liud leilf-t'losed Idinds and
half drawn windo.v curtain*; but lie
s could not verify his suspicious. Tiny
w i "
, I -O.ll' Allot'! She \\ II
ill a miserable state >t moid on account
i of her own ii:> i ll'ul forwardness in send
L- inot'mt note. I <it the dam t p* w is done
s now.
'I'll* Professor sou ;i?t cons >1 ition in
u the s.i -ii'ty oi' .lane. W itli stolen saueoiof
mill- lie co'.ii ? I the c it through the
' fence, ami finally up to his ro tin. There
) < ii e.l to pick the ptivrin^ animal up,
walk aliont. the room with her in his
' !?nw?, nti'l mumble ridiculous nonsense ;c
Iter iliin colored car.
1 ''She's the urns' lnofnh'st Imlv ki
world, Kitlv. V?o, s'e is. I)?n' yo* !
way; you' ear an' say s'e's not. An' olo I
p'ofessor, lie jus' lulu her ? nni-m-ui so i
1 nnieh. Hut you mufn't tell, Kitty." '
And Jane didn't. She never said a ?
wwd ahout if. It's strange, ton; b -causo I
1 when she went home, her mistress used t
to seize her and embrace lur, and say: ?
"')h, Jane, darling, you've been to 1
see him! And I'm suro ho must lia?e
kissed you, because you're so lovely* jj
k-? ) *
WB
onder whm. Cm it nittt have been
fbt there oo rourfbeentiful forehead! (
It wee strange ftst Jane held her
eeee after that; litihwu a wiae cat,
nd knew tiiat wondere.
erhape if Jane wnat won
ore time bad la iHr for her?but no
tatter. One day Jai ( weot to the Prorocmi-.wtttjf
! waa out. Jane
raited sometime, ln?i^ then, becoming
irstlcyv, abdoegap V' aripder about the
oom. <>ve: in a cOMtTsbeaaw a lot of
oU^we. She dvci^cH to examine tboin.
ho did no. One of thvin felt over
gainst another. There wu a flash. a
eport, u yell of anguish; and fane rushed
roni the hotitso a sad and grewsome
ight. Ifuirlese, blank, and feeble, tko
ucn glorious Jane went hon|e and lay
own at her mistress's feet. p. quarter
f ay. hour later, 1'rofessor Bartholomew
ipiink, entering the gate of hi'sjilnin nnd
ulxta'itia1 bordintf-home. kras con- I
runted by the tigure of a i weeping
uaideii.
'It's all your fault!" cxcluin c:l A'icc.
'If you had let my darling Jiuc a'.onc,
iud hadn't coaxed her into your house,
t would have been all right} Now?.
low?she's gone?and gouu?and got
tersclf?all?all?blown up-fand she'll
lie?and, oh, and oh?oh?>1 hh-hate
ou!" !
Bartholomew Spunk turned deadly
iale.
"Alas!" he said; "and is Jane blown
ip? But?hut?what can I say ? Pcrlaps?that
is-<?CVfu4.^A,lice?may be?
veil?will vou take?mo instead of the
at r
She looked up into his eves. Then
he decided that a gray cat was not the
iclp that was meet for her.?l'uckSELECT
S1FTINUS.
There are twenty-nine kinds of Metholists.
Twelve average tea plants produce one
pound of tea.
A pet dog in Paris, France, wears
stockings and shoes.
Two centuries and seven different men
rlaiin the invention of guupowder.
A woman has begun business as a
vatciunuker iu Christiana, Norway.
Butler County, I'eun., has a genius
vho dreams the correct location of oil
|,y u |jU3tOI1
The proportion of puro Atlglo-S.i
i" words in tho Bible is ninety-seven
cent, of the whole.
' British horses were famous w
Julius Ctcsur iuvadeil tho country.
' carried some of them to Home v
him.
An old well in California which, f(
number of years, has furnished excel
\ water, has suddenly turned into an
well.
In the sleepy little town of Witiboi
in Dorsetshire, Knglanl, is an unci
L library in which all the books are chui
to the selves.
It is a common sight among the
!)uiiuaux, according to a traveler's st?
to see a nursing infant with a quid
tobacco iu its mouth.
Judge Story was at Harvard Colleg
fifteen, in Congress at twenty-nine
Judge sit trio JSiipveuiy Court of
United Htutcs at thirty-two.
Late te3ts prove that the strong
wood growing in the United States
tho "nutmeg hickory" of Arkansas. '1
weakest is the yellow or West Ind
pircli.
Iu a recent libel suit in Detroit,Mic
there was a diversity of opinion ns to i
verdict, ranging fro u six cents to $tJi
000. A coaiprouiise was linally reach
on $11,001).
Martin Moliler, Secretary of tho St
Agricultural Department, has made
iii.it uabiuitliu ui lilt* IlinOUIlt Ot Wll
raised in Kansas in 1S91, ami places I
amount at f?S,1)70,000 bushels.
Seals when b.iskiug place one of tin
number ou gutted to give the alarm
ease of danger. The signal is a qui
clap of the dippers on a rock. Itabt
signal wit1 th ir fore paws and ha
regular signals an i calls.
The Chinese iaa\ .vli.it iscallod "CI
waU-lu." ctoX".?; fro u the ilbro
tan common nettle. It is said to make
splendid cloth for teats, awnings, el
When made into belting for machine
t is said to have twice the strength
leather.
Colors have been mile to pro.In
sounds by being passed through a prist
t?rteii and red lights produced the Ion
est noises and yellow the faintest, lb
loud the noises were is not stated, It
doubtless they were distinely audible
people who ran "hear tiie corn grow."
Walters. Ciaipbofl, of Chicago, III
net his sister Alice at the general deliv
jry window in t ic In linnipolis (fn.l.
postollieo the other day for the firs
time in twelve years. Toe family livci
veokuk, Iowa, bat Walter, at si.vteei
rears of ago, no away, and had hear.
10thitig of his old horn uutil this meet
ing.
In the language of the millions ol
China an ! J.ip?n v ?5 no term thai
corresponds with our God. Evert
undent of missions knows well th
ibiding diiHculty in China over the qu;s
tion of a term lor G >d. lloth the tin
avc Ciiristians ami the foreign mission
irics are divided a n > ?g themselves over
tiiis perplexing question.
i no ontesl rose 1 hiin the world i
:it Ilihh rshcitn, in Hanover, Germany
11 was planted more titan one thousam;
\ ears ago by Charle nagnu in commc.n
oratiou of a visit made to liinr by tlx
ambassador of the Caliph llaroun al
Ka?chi I. The b ash is now twenty-thrci
ti < t 1111?!? ami covers thirty-two feet o
the wail. The stem is only two inchc
in diameter.
Sn-petnl <! 175 Keel lllilt by Ills Miltei
Nils .loha-on, a workman al a Mon
son slate quarry, had a i lose call a fevM
days a."i, 11 is business is to swing tin
boom of one of the derricks. In swing,
ing out over the pit with a chain attached,
the hook of the chain caught in
the wrist of his buckskin mitten, dragtring
him out over the pit, where lie
hung i?y iiis mitten over a depth of 175
feet, lie did not dare to try to grnsp
tuything with his other hand for fear
he bent iron shoulc slip from the chain
>r the mitten give way, so lie hung moionlcss
till his fellow workmen eamo
i? ma nsiuc :in<i slowly :iti<l ily
iwuni; thr boom to ?i plucc of safety. ?
Sastcrn Stat*.
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A Curious Badge of Honor.
800 after tbo Canadian Pacific Railway
bad reduced the journey between
the far northwestern provinces of the
Dominion un<l the capital from hu'f a
JZZ.Z w iv vi>, a union loot. 1 UCiaa I
Chief, who bwl been coovertod by
sionuries, taught to s|>calc English and
civilised cue or two decrees, waa easily
induced to make a tour of tbe older proviuces
of tbe country id>out tbe time tbe
annual missionary collection wa? being
taken up in tbe churches. it waa justly
calculated that bia appearance at misskgrary
meetings in various churches of
tho denomination which secured him
would stimulate interest in the work.
The chief entered into the idea with
enthusiasm, lie set out froin bis far-off
reservation in his native costume, hut
befoie he had been in the towns many
days he acquired an ambition to wear
tbe white man's clothes. Tho people
who had him in charge coaxed him to
rctaiu his Indian garb, fearing that the
picturesqucticss of their change would
be destroyed by the change. But the
chief was stubborn and had liis way. Ou
the night chosen for his appearance before
au Ottawa audience he came on the
platform dressed in a I'rince Albert coat,
broadcloth trousers, prunella gliiters,
flowered waistcoat, white shirt, a gaudy
handkerchief around his ucck and a battered
brn69 wanning pan in bis hand,
which he carried with considerable
pomp.
The audience enjoyed him and his
kettle immensely. At first nobody understood
why he carried it. Then it was
explained in an interval during which
the chief was got out of the hall into a
dressing room. A Hudson Bay Company
agent who liad got into a tight
place up in Rupert's Land, us the region
was called then, and had been rescued by
this chief looked about his post for something
with which to reward the Indian.
He bad traded all bis stuff lor skins and
could Hud nothing left which ho could
spare, exee|?t his brass warming pan
which had been sent out to him by an
ullectionatc hut deluded maiden auut in
Kngland. Arguing that it would please
the heathen anyway, he polished it up
an 1 presented it with great formality,
telling him that it was a mark of high
distinction among white men to own such
an article, ami that few among them had
attained that honor.
The chief was delighted. He carried
it witit him on all special occasions and
Mufti*!" n iimi'in ihn ,-lrue circutu_?
the Indian could not. he persuaded th
son they were anything else hut covetous ;
per tempts to get his badge of disliucti
from him.? New York Tribune,
hen ?
llo Presidential Hoards,
ritli Tt is an interesting fact that Preside
Van iluren was the only President prt
>r n ious to Lincoln who wore hair on his far
lent and Andrew Johnson \v;es the only I 're.1
oil dent after Lincoln who wore a sinoo
face. Since the war beards have pr
ne dominated. Tiusy adorned the faces .
ctl? Presidents Lincoln, tfrant, 11 ayes, 4 S.-i
uc j Held and Harrison. The element
whiskers, pure and simple was rcpr
Rented by President Arthur, whi
' ' Hrover Cleveland enjoys liio distinetio
' of being the only President who wore
mustache without heard or whisker
Upon taking a summary the followii
ent ratio appears: Fifteen Presidents wo
nu<' smooth faces, four wore heard ami uit
the tache, two wore side whiskers*, one wo
heard and side growth and one wore luti
;o>t tactic alone. Aside from the appearau
is of their faces, with or without a growl
The of hair, the true embodiment of eae
ian nature can readily be read from the
couulenaiiccs. Traits of character ca
h readily he distinguished. ? Philadelphi
Record.
1 TW. Bcrullnz, who went two years at
in search of the ico-andra e,uUaj?cicl
tree in Malaysia, has discovered 1 an
forests of these trees, :\n<I has lot u;a
practical ways of collecting the j^irn wit!
the ovrh destroying the trees, which 'he 11
lives iuevitably do.
gir "
Dcafheaa C'uu't bit Cured
I,1 By local applications, as 'hey cannot reach th
clc diseased portion of t he ear. There is only on
j. way to euro deafness, ami that is l>y constiti
lies tioiial remedies. Deafness is caused by uu it
IVC flamed condition of the mucous lining of III
Eustachian Tube. When this tube geta ir
flamed you have a rumbling sound or impel
feci hearing. Mid when it is entirely closer!
dea.f !? > > in tbn result, nml uiilenH tint iiillttir
of matiou can Lj taken out and tbia tube rc
, .. stored to itn normal condition, heariiiK will h
destroyed forever; nine cases out or teuar
C. canned by catarrh, which is uulhini; but an in
rl, flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
Wo will ve tine ilumlrod Dollars for an;
of case of deafness (caused by catarrh) that wi
cannot cure b> taking Hull's Catarrh Cure
Bend for circulars, free.
cu K. .1. c 11 ln k v i Co., Toledo. O.
bold by Druggists, ,jc.
II.
il- Padkhkwski, the Polish virtiio->, snyswi
)vv make the be-t pianos.
lit The (Inly due Kvcr I'rluleil.
to l AN VOt! KINO Til K WOIIII?
These is aII inch display advertisement Ir
(his paper, I his ? eek, which lias no t wo worth
aliso except one word. The same is true ol
eacli new one appearing each week. fiomThr
Dr. Hurler Medicine < 'o. This house p'aces h
) "Crescent" on everylliimr they iiiukuuud publixli.
I.ook for it. semi thorn the nunc of the
& word and they will return vou u >ok, iii-'AUTIt
HI
, iiwuii.i OI" J* \ M I'I?I S tliKI!.
Thk Denver (Col. clerk* are fined fifty
cents for smoking non-union pinrs.
"Life lias been a burden I" ms fur tins past
5'' years on aeeiiimt of ^rent sulTerinu Irom
f very severe ami I rei|iiotil heudnvlu-s. Itrady>
crolilie has done wonders for me. I am iiovt
' anew man, ami slia'l pro 'aim the merits of
^ voiir one I o-i !:;* t.? a i i I ? a i? ;? .oil. t ieo I'ue I *
q i'owler, Altorne> -at-1,aw, I'alatka, 1'la. fifty
ecu Is at ilrttu stores.
BwiT7.Knr.ANn will have an International
Labor Congress.
' Svrun"
U ~ A"
f Mr. Albert Hartley ot Hudson,
s N. C., was taken with Pneumonia.
His brother had ju^t died from it. i
When he found his doctor could not
i rally him he took one bottle of German
Syrup and came out sound and
r well. Mr. S. B. Gardiner, Clerk
t with Druggist J. K. liarr, Aurora,
. Texas, prevented a bad attack of
pneumonia by taking German Syrup
i in time. He was in the business
and knew the danger. He used the
1 great remedy?Boschee's German I
Syrup?for lung diseases. (jp
KING COTTON
i Buy or soil your Cotton np JQj^JSS
/KftftS-Ton Cotton Scale.
k L: II not cHfa,>?;sT b,,t best*
^ A M n 8 For lornm imMpv
I] SB S3 JONES OF BINGKAMTON,
| WT U1N0HAMT0N, N. V.
Alvaji Tine.
? Wuhiogtou bod many admirable
traits worthy of imitation, and one of
tbern was rigid punctuality. This was
well illustrated by an incident during
fci? visit to Boston Mass.. one hmwlmd I
years ago. Having appointed eight o'clock
in the moruing as the hour at which he
should set out for Baletn, he mounted
his bono just as the Old South clock was
striking that hour. The company of
cavalry which was to escort hiiu did not
arrive till after his departure, and did
not overtake him till tie reached Charles 7
ltivcr Bridge.?New York Observer.
1.10.000 Peark Tree* K?r Mai*.
Besides this we have au enormous at nek o'
every variety of Krull and Shade Trw?,Vtn?*, j?(
Flniits, nuiility, in any guantity at .
prices that defy Competition. No Yellows, no 8U
contagious diseases. t'ulul>KUo and bent terms t?
tree to all readers of this paper. Address 7,1
Ftederic't Nursery. Frederick City, Md. \y<
Tiik steel rail makers of this country now
have orders on hand for 000,000 tons of U
rails. It
Kna ImnnM a! Ikln Mml U.k
ria Ni tiraigia, Indigcstiou. and Biliousness, d(
take Brown's Iroij Bitters- tl gives strength, ..i
making ol<l person-. fyoung? and young 1
I* r.niu.i strong; | leasuut to tuke. fa
Mai.k German ((lass worker* got but
twenty-four cents nut! the women eighteen ?
cents a day. Hi
i'.km iiam'h 1'iu* have Wen in popular use tl'
in Furope for 5 > years ami are a mfe.sure and ^
grillh-iciucdy. ;.5 cents a box.
In the beet sugar district of Germany the g<
men in summer earn but tbirty-Qvo cents a
day uud board themselves.
A ri.hiiit coi.n. If neglected, often attacks jj]
the lungs. Biiown's Bronchi ai. Troches t
give sure and iiiiinediato relief, No.'d unlu in U
bores. l'rices 35 c'.u. p]
Mexican brieklayers can only lay 500 al
bricks in a day of eleven hours, while an III
American can lay 3500 in a day of uiue ;p
hours.
a!
Koii Dyspepsia, Indigent ion, and Stomach
disorder.-, use linen's Iron Hitlers. The Heat
Tonic, il rebuild-1 lie system, cleans the Hiood "" "
mid stiengl liens the muscle-. A splendid tonic
for weak and debilitated persons. >
Ir you would lie correct In pronouncing
Manitoba accent the last syllable. U
FITS 8toptH*l freo bv Dr. Kmnb'h Brjbat
Nkiivk Hkmtorkk. No flt* after first day's use.
marvoiuuM ciircn. riwum< una ?3 trial oottlo 1 w
irco^^Jlr^JCHmOwi^Arci^SI^J^iua^^ 1 p.
t ' oNB ENJOYS
th Both the method and results when
c- Byrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
i?f and refreshing to the taste, and acta
ll' gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system
effectually, dispels colds headaches
and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Byrup of Figs is ths
1 only remedy of its kind ever pro?'r
duced, pleasing to the taste and aorg
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
ls. its action and truly beneficial in ita
rti effects, prepared only from the most
9. healthy and agreeable substances,
cc its many excellent qualities comh
mend it to all and have made it
U the most popular remedy known,
ir Byrup or Figs is for sale in 50o
!l and 91 bottles by all leading drug*
lil gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will procure
it promptly for any one who
,0 wishes to try it. Do not accept
Li any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
>n SAN FRANCISCO, GAL*
I). tOUISVILLE KV NEW YORK. N.Y.
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LVLiiuiilLiio, Kvery l<uua. Ifree.
J" EVEBGBEBN M0B33BIES, Evergreen,Wis
: Ely's Cream
: w...,.? ???
Children W' W&
OK 4 ATAICUII.
A|>|>l.\ Malm IiiIixMi'Ii niktrii ^H?U
i i.v i:i; is . MS Warren St., \ Y 5Cq
isisnmaanaMixMB
In Oanaumptl vea and puoplo H
I wot# TO IIVBB IUIIKB or AMD- |H|
ma, should uso 1'lao'a Curo for ^5
Consumption. It lias cured
thou (inula. It baa not Injuroil
ono. It Is not bad to take.
It is the boat cough syrup.
Hold ovorrwhorn. tSc. 8P
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"They'rO about as bad as tho1,
isease !" Not all of them, though.11
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B TBTfl BH flVflB 8?''- i"'r toy mall. send cab.
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Mental l)c |n i: olnil.i
r 1'alnrul Dilution, l'tipples, Hallow*
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fevery symptom or disease resulting from impure*
xblood, or n failure by IIk> stomach, liver or inlriilinnl
Tto perform their proper functions. Persons given to J
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Agent* Wanted l I'H.IITY per eenl profit. {
tv?(h"lM*Fes, 'jKoaiMt?5, am^'nlnt^whlc^etiilj^
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W. BAKER Si C0.*8
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- em from whlrh tlie excess of oil
V/jjSlir.s been removed,
Is absolutely jtstro uittl
JWWf it is soluble.
if/TttV Chemicals
fill I tin M? used in II* preparation. It
Iff * I ill, lias more than three times the
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f;1 4 | I II t Btnrch, Arrowroot or tiugar.
Erf? t I H ? 1 Rlul therefore far more eco
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strengthening, EASILY
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aa well n* for persons In health.
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