The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, January 08, 1892, Image 4
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Fast Railroad Time.
It Is expected that the World's Fair
trill attract sucli vast crowds of visitors
that tho passenger tragic from the Atlantic
seaboard to Chicago will be unprecedented.
Tho railroad companies
are already preparing to meet the emergency
by repairing their roadbeds aud
increasing their rolling stock. Efforts
will bo made to make faster time for
long distances than has yet been accomplished.
It is alleged that soma of tho
roads expect to run through trains at
tho rate of a mile ? The New
tiler*
lately msffic ;r. , trip from
Now York to liuffalo for the purpose of
seeing what could be accomplished iu
this respect. The entire run of 110
miles was made in ld.'> minutes. This
experiment shows that, even in tlie preseut
condition of the roadbeds ami with
such locomotives as are now in use, a
h long distance can easily be covered at
a mile a minute, barring accidents.
When tire roadbed* shall be made perfect
and more powerful locomotives bo
brought into requisition, it is believed
that the entire distance from New York
to Chicago eau be run within seventeen
hours. Such phenomenal speed would
have a strong attraction for th6 great
majority of Americans, and be an additional
inducement for them to visit the
World's Fair.? Tin I.< >lj< r.
The Kansas State Hoard ot Agriculture
reported a total wiutcr crop of that State
of oti, l?o,t!rt I bushels, and of spring
wheat 2,d?rt,rt.ort bushels, making a
total aggregate for the Slate, winter and
sprin , of .aSl5.ai.),ti.'i.5 bushels.
IIott'h Thl? f
Wo ofTor One Hundred Dulhint reword fnp
mi > citM- "f intarrhtli.it <annul bo cured by
taking Hull's?'utarrh ('nr.*.
! . J. t'itt:\KY Ar Co., Prop..Tuliilo, O.
We, tln> tiiul>r>it:iii'il, ha\e known K J.
Cheney for tin- ln>t Hi >r:ir>, ami lielieve hlltl
ticrlVrllv honnrnhlo in nil litisinci-s transaction-.,
ntnl tinam hilly aide to carry out any ot>liktat
ion made l?> t heir lirni.
W i a Tiir.VJ, W holei-alo Druggists, Toledo,
< i.
Wai .!ono, Kinnvn ,v- Maiivin, Wholesale
I iruKuixIs. Toledo, O,
Hull'-, t a,art li?'tiro is taken internally, action
tll"e. < ly ii(H n the liloml IInil lliui'oiin surf'ln
-o! tln> >\ ?ti-iti. Testimonial.-, M'lit free,
i'rico ioi. per liojle. Sold hv all druggists.
TttsitB are over tiina hunvlroJ grain elava'o:s
in Norlb Dakota.
Foil Dyspepsia, Indigestion, nnd Stomach
disorder.-, n-e brown's Iron Hitlers. The Ite.-t
Ton ie. It reliur d- t lie system, r leans the li'ooil
and st rem;! hens t he muse lex. A splendid tonic
for weak a:ul debilitated persons.
< A sew excitement for Oklahoma 1? sup
plia l by the di.tcovery of gold-bearing quarts
at ("handler.
a-aivaagiu
Is the n lief I \ i - j i III ltl.lt!> W Xi'VCflNSiil
trouble , |?\ | IimhI'n Saiv.iparil In. PossesslM;; tliehest
known Mmiiku'Ii tmiies a? well as (lit* best alterative
rfiiH'.lh -. ijij^ hi me?li? iiie ^i\es thestouiaeli
tli?% str?'ii.;ni ri^iuin-1 u? ri'laiu au l ?liw?t nourishIns?
erentes
A Good Appetite
ami c?onll> vflTorlhrly assists to natural motion
the whole ma' liitn rx of tin* ImnI.v. Most gratifying
reports eomo from |?eople who have taken
Hood's Sarsaparilla
fur <l> i i > 11 -r < -1 f 11 ami simitar troubles.
11 anil's I'ills.?l-'or dm liver ami hmvcls, act easily
iiri promptly ami olllrlviitly. I'rlco,
FMOTTErsI
I FRIEND" j
I To Young S
1 i63>kMolhers ?
I Hakes SMi'J Biri'n Easy.:
* Shortens Labor, Z
t Lessens Pain,
Endorsed by the Leading Physicians.
Roots in *'Mothers" mailctl FKF!K. J
BRADFIZLO REGULATOR CO.
S ATLANTA, GA. 3
SOUD HY ALU OKUGGIST3. 2
DONALD KENNEDY,
Of Roxbury,Mass.iSays:
Stranigc ca ns earn| by my Weilicul Discovery
('Miiir to nu'rvcrv Here is one of l'aral\sls ?
)Ui*i?tn?'ss .1 ti< I I f m- ' irl|?. Now how i Iocs 111 \ Hnlicti
I Discovi*r> cun* all the?e? I ?1** i't know, miless
ii ||o|?| <i|' (Ih* fli'M -ti I'oixMi llial makes
nil Humor.
V||(Ol\|\ t'lTY. Vl \ \l?\. S. fif. ft//#, 1 >m|,
I>4'tnihf K> iiitriltj ihur s<V: I w ill slab* in,\ ?\is*>
to you \In?nt 111!? > ir- ;i i I \\ i*i |?uraly/e<| ill
nix It-ft > it *. ami tin* h?-*i <|?M*tors f.or in - i'i< relief
fop two yi'iirf u in I I w a ailvisnl t . try your Hisco\
!*>'? w I i? * 11 11 i I i(s ?1111 v. ami in a few inoiiilis I
was k >ioris| i?? IiimIHi. a I < 111 four years aim I Ins
cniiu* lillinl iii in> l<-i i eye I?> a |Mti(nl eitaraet.
I.nst March I was I ikni with l.a ? li | ?| m>. ami was
confined to li?\ bci| for Iliree Illoliths. \l llnM?|l?l of
that t ilia* a in I In* si ,rt, I Inn it st rmk me that \ our
lli-i im i \ v, |In : i.i . for iim*; I ot il Imttlo,
until i* ?r? i whall *. t, I was able iouot??iti>
Work iii iIII ii* inivs N a <n i ali- ia \ i \. . i I lost
III j 11 11 < n i iiii I hIn hi | *1 x inoiil lis a < 111 \ i lit rye
Ih-i'jimm* ni|?*rt?-i| with black -j?"h oxer the slight as
?li?l t lie h*f( <-\ |m i ha|>s miiih* t w ciit> of 11 m * ii i 'ml
since I have U*cn lemu your l>i>co\ery tliex all
left III v r it.'Ill r \ e bill one; . ?I * I. t hallk I oh|, I lie brii'ht
lb'lit of |i? u\eti i- once more iai.it*: in*.; ii . appeal .nice
III III\ t. tt eye. I am uomlerliilly .in-In .1 at it,
inul I hank i *i n| ami your tleilicnl llbrmi'i).
^ om - truly. M \ ?k \\ it. 11
UlCHt'lVZCf? tUCHRE PARTIES
1 Ml mill M'ilil ..I Hill'., til ,li.n\ \?TIAS, II. r.
It. (. \ l\ r. II.. ?*,|< ii., ri N < l .\I N. I.I >H.|.|IH,
1HT Ii.u k f? i I III-Mli-ki r.inlx >..u ever MmiIII.I. lor
$l.?i >on w ill receive fr.'C l?y ? i?r.?c ten pucks.
DO YOU INTEND TOBUILD A
U iTl S 9 P* ^ If I"IV > '"<< Snr.h. li.Mirs,
5 mimls, MotiMlnKS Itrnckotn.
Ily/lflllu B I ..iIiuIitk ..nil Jill kln.ln
of Turn** I .n?l KinMnil wooil work from us \Vi* urn ?
niamifiwfun-rs ami hivi* tin* l.-iiyrsl plant in Iho
Stafi*. .\?:t*iif.-? wanlril in ?*\ rv Town ami < anility In
I'rln* If,-fs fiiriit* In i|. Try us.
4 lis#?I .11 * Sn?ii, Moor tin ?l II11 ii #1 .11 for. t'o.?
(Jor. 9tii ami \ Mn i t <'?iaw?ottk. N. i*.
THE SMALLEST PILL INJHE WOULD! _
? TUTT'S I
? TINY LIVES Pllisw
have all th^Tirtur* of t he larRiToiimj a
equally efffcllvej purely ! ?l?lc. ^
Kno tnl*o uliown In f hi* f?or<lrr.
Ely's Cream Balm
Ifttlio best r- ?h?m|v for chihlrtn AR?J - q!
hii ITITIHK from J
COLOIMH&U
4111 tar^ i- rj ,/jfl
catarrhJI-^:,!
Apply Holm niiiH'.i'ii 11 xirii. j >22HU ( 0*^^
fcl.Y linos., Mi War ran St.. N. Y. faWST \ / ^ M)r|
Ki inii?i, anil rstnts wlitcii slain
tho hawls. ln|iiro IIid Iron, iinil Imrii ?>tf
Tlio Hlilii'/Sun Ktovo l' >llsh l< Hrllllnnt,fMnr
1??* PnmliliMi'iil tlio coiiuiiiirr pus lor no tin
or gl?vs pnrknift' wlihovriy pnrrlia c.
AT FIRST.
If I should fiilI asleep one day.
All overworn.
And should my spirit, front tho clay,
(iodmimiuK out tho heavenward way,
Or tlw-nco be softly borne,
I pray you, nugels, do not first
Assail initio ear
With that blest anthem, oft fehoarsed,
"Behold, tho bonds of Death are burstf
Lest I should faint with fear.
But lot somo happy bird, at hand,
The sileneo break: *
So shall I dimly understand
That dawn has touched a blossoming laud.
And sigh myself awake.
l'roin that deep rest emerging so.
To lift tho hea I
Ami see the Iwtli-Uower's boll of snow.
The pink arbutus, an I tho low
Spring beauty sfcr. aked with rod,
Will all suffice. No otherwhere
impelled to roam,
Till somo liiitiio wanderer, passing fair,
Will, smiling, pause?of mo aware?
An l murmur, "Welcome homo 1"
t'o sweetly greeted I shall rise
To kiss her cheek,
Then lightly soar In lovely guise,
As one familiar with the skies.
Who finds and need not seek.
?.I mmii/i: 'I', .'.'tics, in t/n'Centu) y.
ALICES STK AT AGE.\L
r.y hbi.ex kokkkst graves.
"I think it's the coldest mornin" of
the year!*'
Alice Austin liiul come in with cheeks
deep-dyed with crimson anil a thin shawl
twisted tightly around her slim, white
throat.
She had made haste with her simple
marketing, in order to get hack before
Hilly and Karl went to school, for Joscy,'
the poor, crippled sister, was ipiite helpless,
ami little Paula was not old or big,
enough to he of much use.
Josey looked up with a smile. Paula
brought a kitten, which she found ou
the tenement house stairway.
'May I keep it. Alice?" s!io pleaded.;
It's so little and it's so hungry, and it
does want to play with a piece ol string
so had !"
While Karl rati to peep into the
basket.
"Dread!" said he, dolefully, "and a
neck of mutton, and a bunch* of soupgreens.
Stew again! Oh, Alice, can't
we have something else? I'm so tired of
stew!"
"YouM he .'till more tired of being
hungry, wouldn't you, Karl? With live
mouths to feed, and so little money to
spare, 1 have to spend every cent to the
best advantage."
"Dill Harlow's folks had eoruc I beef
and cr.bbage for dinner yesterday," said
Karl. "Mv, but didn't it smell good!
And Henry J took has roast goose
every Sunday. Why don't we have roust
goose, Alice?"
The I'Mi r sister looked down upon
his curly head.
Mow could she (ell liiin th:it she had
emptied the worn leather pur.se that
morning, ami that the question of the
morrow's dinner remained to her an unsolved
prolilem?
' CJet your hooks together, Karl,"
raid she. "It's half-past eight. What
are you tumbling the bureau drawer over
for, Mill* i I laid out your elcan stockings."
#
llilly colored to the roots of his strong
growing, tow-linled hair.
"I was Inintiu' to see if there wasu't
a single siiirt waist there without a
patch," said lie. "Mat there ain't. I've
fought two fellows already lor calling
lue ' J ag, I Jag and liobtail.' "
"O'.i, Hilly, you shouldn't!" sighed
Alice. "What does il matter what tliey
call youf I'm sorry about the shirt
waists; ami some day I'll buy calico
enough for a new one. Make haste, now,
01 you hoys will bo late."
Not until the boys were gone, and
I'aula safely playing with her kitten by
the stove, did Alice Austin unfold her
budget of troubles ami trials to the sweet
face t sister who was a sort ol secouil
self to her.
'\foocy,"said she, "I've bad news for
\ on."
"1 knew something was wrong," said
Joscy, quietly. "I saw it iu your faco
last night."
"There's no more demand for the
worsted hoods you are knitting."
"Hut perhaps I can get some other
work to do," saiil Joscy, hopefully.
That's what 1 thought. Hut the foreman
says they have more women now than
they cam supply with work. I tried some
other places; hut it's no use. Thev'ro
all full. And that isn't the worst of it.
I've lost my place iu the factory!''
"Oh, Alice!"
"Mr. Sutton told me, la.t night, that
they wouldn't need me any more,"sighed
Alice. "Hut 1 couldn't luiug myself to
tell you just then, lie has never liked
me since I eoinplaine 1 to the firm about
his injustice to the i>o ! French ??irl vulu.
coiil'lli'l speak enough of our language
to defend herself. I knew tliis would
conic sooner or later. Only it's rather
hard to bo thi'jwu out of work in midwinter.
Awl I haven't one penny left.''
Alice's head drooped; a tear slipped
from the nut-brown fringe of her
lashes, and fell uniong the coarse locks
and carrots that she was shredding up
for the iniieh-despist'd stew. .Joscy
reached out to stroke her cheek.
"Don't /ret, dear,-' said he. "Something
is sure to turn up. We shall have
to take lolly out of school and put him
to work. Karl is a bright boy, and could
sell newspaper.-*. As for me? you know
I've always thought I should be better iu
a hospital than burdening you here."
"Never!" Alice sprang to her feet
so suddenly that the leeks and carrots
roiled all about tec floor. "You in a
hospital! ihlly losing Ins chance of education!
I.ittl Karl turned adrift in the
.streets! I'd sooner go out scrubbing l?y
i iii; u;iv ;
"At a 11 event*,'' soothed Joscy,
"you've enough broad and meat for the
next twenty-four hours; nn<l there's a
half hu licl of coal in the bjx, and rent
lav is two weeks oil*. Who knows what
may happen before then?''
Just at that moment, Mrs. Serge?the
woman who ha<l the down stairs back
room, and made jet trimmings to order
for dresnnaktrs?called up the stairway:
"You ain't "one yet, Miss Austin?"
said she. "I'm glad o* tint. I was goin'
to ask 3011 to leave a nolo (< ,' my niece,
Vuatba Atlee, at \o.- Fifth avenue,
on your way. S7ie had part promised to
;'o there to nurse a grippe patient, but
Dr. I)< nis wanted her somewhere eisc,
and she'd ruther go for Dr. Denis than
any one else. I s'posc they'll be disap
pointed, but Agalua Atlee*? one as wvn
always go her own gait, say what you
please."
Alice hesitated an instant.
"Yes," said she. "I'll take the note.
We've had to ask so many favors of Mrs.
Serge," she added, in a whisper to
Josey, "that it seems scllish to refuse
this little thing. It's bitterly cold, but
perhaps the fresh air will do me good.
I'm a lady of leisure just at present 1" she
added, bitterly.
She came buck in half an hour, eager
aud smiling.
"What do jon think, Josey?" said
she. "I've got a situation 1"
"A situation!" revested the lamo eirl
who was patiently daruiug the family
stockings.
"To act as nurse to tho younr lndv at
No. Fifth avenue, in Agatha Atlee'j
place?at fiftccu dollars a week! llcgular
trained-nurse price."
"It can't be possible, Alice!" breathed
Josey.
"If only you can manage with the boys
and Paula!" said Alice. "For you see,
1 can'tcome home nights."
"Oh, I'm sure they'll be good!" said
Josov.
"And I've pawned mother's wedding
ring?yes, I have, Josey. Don't
look so shocked. There win no thine
rise to be done. I shan't get my tlrst
week's wages until Mond iv, aud you aud
the children can't starve. Here's three
dollars, and if you need more, I'm sure
AT., a.? lit i ?i
nun. uuijju nui mini vim a llllIC, illU
rent, you know, is a fortnight off. Now
dou't go to questioning and reproaching
me, Josey. I've got to put vq? my things
as quick as possible, in toe most lespcotable
ljuncl le 1 can compass. And only .
think of it?fifteen ilollitr.su week!"
Louise Le verbal 1 hail uever had an attendant
who suited her to well as the
pretty dark-eyed girl, in the frilled cap
and apron, \;ho now moved about her
sick-room with such gentle uud noiseless
grace.
"1 thought all trained nurses were
such dragoncsscs," said she. Ml)ut Mi*s
Atlcc is quite, quite different from all
my ideas. Oh, mamma, I wish I could
keep her always!"
For Alio ; had not told Josoy the little
stratagem by which she had obtained
this pearl of situations.
"Of course uo one would take in an
incxpericuccd girl like Alice Austin,"
slie huii reasoned. "Ilut Agatha Atlco,
the trained nurse, could com maud her
own price. And it can do uo harm,
since the real Miss Atlco has gone to
Maryland, to tear up the note she wroto
and present myself in her stuul. I need
flic place so dreadfully, and I am sure,
bv careful vrateiiiug and .strictly followin
j the doctor's instruction';, 1 could do
everything tiiat Miss Atlee could have
done."
And thus trusting in her own eflieioucy,
Alice Austin dared everything and won
the day. The doctor took her for
granted?the relatives woro delighted
that their capricious darling deigned to
he pleased?and the first week's wages
purchased a new calico shirt waist, patterned
in whips and horseshoes, for
Hilly, a roast haef dinner for Karl, a
new doll for Pania, and a cashmere gown
for poor, patieut Josev.
But all the time Alice's conscience
stung her.
"Wbuiil Miss Lcvorhall love mo so
dearly," she askc 1 herself, again and
again, "if she knew that I was only an
miDostorf Would Doctor Lofton look
at mo with those pleasant eyes if ho
knew that I wasactiug a lie?''
One evening in early February Doctor
Sefton came in to the L .'verhull mansion,
and found Lis convalescent in tears anj
decidedly feverish.
"She has gone!" oriel Louise, tragically.
"They've turned her out of
doors?my poor, sweet little Miss Atlee!
No, that isn't her name at all. lint
they've turned horout, a'i the same."
Doctor Sefton looked curiously around.
" A here is she?" said lie. "What do
you mean, Miss Louise?"
Tito girl was an impostor, doctor,"
said Mrs. Lcvcrhall, trading her garnet
satin draperies over the lloor. "Nottjm
real Miss Atlee that the Jessingtons
reeoinmended, at all. Fa icy Mrs. Jessingtoti
coming in to day and meeting
her face to face as a stranger! Of course
the girl had to confess that she was pcrsonatiug
somebody else all the while ?
that she wasn't a trained nurse at all.
She began to cry?naturally enough?
and said she though sh; had bettor go.
I said 1 thought so, ton, and she
wouldn't even wait for her last week's
salary. And here's Louise fretting herself
to death about it."
"1?loved her!" sobbed the convalescent.
"I don't care whether her name
w;r> .vu?u(ir not. novo i ner. l won't
Imve the new nurse come near inc."
41 We must got her back a^ain," said
Dr. Hefton. "The patient must not he
made feverish. I should a I vise you to
j-end for her at oiieo.''
'lint I don't know where to seftd,"
complained Mrs. Leverhall. 44And how
van I he sure what sort of a character she
is? A girl who would deceive you in
one particular?"
44lint, mamma,'' waile I Louise, ,4slie
told you why she assumed the name?
that her brothers an I sisters were starving?and
she wa i out of work; that she
heard I hat Miss At lee had declined to
accept the place here;aiul that., all of a
sudden, the idea of coining in Miss AtIce's
stead Hashed into her mind. It was
so brave, so noble of her! And you let
her go, just as you would dismiss a |
ciiamoerinnui; ami urter savin g my life,
too! Oil, if I li:i 1 kuowu?if you nud
Aunt Imngoue hu<lu*t settle I it all while
I was asleep! Kie l Her, Dr. Heftou!
Tell her alio inu^t e ? nu back !"
And (lie new nurse?a poitly female
with elephantine tread and squeaking
shoes?was not even admitted into Miss
Leverb ill's presence.
Doctor Beftou did liis bjst to fiud iho
lost treasure, but the search was not unlike
the proverbial "needle in the haymow,"
until one day his spirited coujki
horse, in one of the plunges he freipiently
made, chanced to kuock dowu a
little schoolboy with a strap of books
across his shoulder.
"Hello!" said Doctor Sefton. "A
little hurt; a good deal frightened.
What's your name, my boy? And svhero
do you live? '
William Henry Austin,'' said the
lad. "I live nil 111" !<?i? llnnr r\t 1 I" IT
- """ y ?
Millikcn's How. I {"lies* I ain't hint
much, hut my slate's cracked and the
hook covers aro inn Idled."
Doctor HeftonV man oni ric I the hravo
little fellow ii|> the Ion# lli#hts of stairs,
and Doctor Hefton himself followed to
make sure, that 110 serious harm was
done.
And Alice opene I the door to him.
SVnc went hack to Mrs. Lever'naU's to
receive Louise's rapturous orcctin#* aud
>
lit I
Mrs. Lcverhnir? rather unwilling apolo- A
gies ami retraction?.
"I knew I did wroug," said Alice,
meekly, "bat I hnvo repented it?oh, T
so many tiinea! And 1 will uovor, never
deviate from the strict lino of truth
ajjiin." U
After that Louise Leverhall's recovery
wus rapid; and when the spring crocuses
tilled tho window boxes of the
Fifth avenuo mansion, the young nurse's u
services wero no longer uocessary. A
* . - d
'Is it you, Miss Ci
Alico had waited Tor So mo time for Ir
her turn to interview tho popular phy- 0
Htoiun. She had been just au hour and s|
a half seated iu tho waiting-room, look- <]
ing at tho two figures on Millet's >
"Angelus" and the comical pair of heads V\
in Landscer's "Dignity and Impudence." R,
"Yes, doctor," sai<l Alice, with her y
heart beating stormily. 4iI?I thought d
you could perhaps recommend rac to T
another place. I am poor, as you know, ft
aud have others dependent upou me. I c
must find something to do." p
Doctor Sefton looked thoughtfully at' si
her. c
"Are you in a hurry?" said lie. "Can p
you wait unii! these people are gone." (
And A'ice waited, full of vague fears
aud miss livings, until the waitiug-room f
was empty, and he came to her, in that *
brisk, business-like way of his. 1 s
"Soyou're out of work?" sain' lie. 41
" Yts, doctor." v
"Well, now, look here. I was think- 11
iug this morning that uiy house wasn't 8
half managed. Tho senvauts have their 8
own way; even my old butler lioodjviuks c
inc. Do you think you could take the v
helm?" ?
Alice's frank eyes inct his. She was 11
considering. s
"I could do anything, if I set my 11
mind to it," said she. "It is not oxuetly '
the occupation I was thinking of, but T
am willing to try it." {
"I liuvo observed you a good ileal,
Alice," snid Doctor Seflou, iu lii3 slow,
considerate way, "and I have come to
(he conclusion that you arc "loyal, sweetnnturcd
and genuine. The same qualities
that make you a perfect nurse and
a model house-keeper, would make you
a peerless wife. I w is thinking of you,
Alice, as my wife?my life's coiupaiou."
"Oh, doctor, but you are not iu
earnest?"
"Do I look like a man who is jesting,
Alice?"
Once more she raised her timid cye3
?aud all in a miunle, as it were, she
was engaged to Doctor Shefton, and he
was telling her of the pleasant south roo n
Jos-cy should have, and how the little
lads siiould he sent to n military school
up the Hudson, aud Paula be tenderly
cared for.
"I knew it all the time," said Louiso
Lc verbal I, when sin heard the news.
"Didn't I see the way Doetor Shefton
used to look at her, when I was sick, last
winter?"
"I don't deserve it!" murmured happy
Alice. "After that falsehood that I
acted too; but iudccI, indeed, I will
try all my life to be worthy of his love!"
Saturday Night.
An Unfinished l'ig.
Joseph Campbell, who lives at 183d
street and Amsterdam avenue, bus a natural
curiosity in the shape of a two-legged
pig. The pig manages its two legs perfectly
?p A r? I
"\[' ^ i
THE TWO-T.EGOED PIG.
and moves about, not by hops and jumps,
but by walking just as man. would. It
balances its clumsy body first on one foot
and then on the other. Its tail is carried
curled up and does not touch the ground.
When at rest the pig squats on its tail
on the ground, holding up the front part
of its body with its two legs. It i3 four
feet long and weighs 150 pound*. Its ,
bristles are about three inches h-hg and (
stand out like the quills on a porcupine. ,
It eats grass, seed and finely eut hay and
drinks milk.
Hunters chasing wild pigs on the j
coast of Spain captured the curiosity.
It was shipped to Savaunah, Cla., and
from there to this city.?New York World.
Bavaria's Kin ; Thinks He's a Stork.
Reference to this story may serve as an
excuse for alluding to the queer fad of
iiic present monarch of Bavaria, the mad
King Otto. His insanity appears to
Have taken the form of an illusion that
iie is a stork. In one oi the magnificent
apartments devote I to liis use at (ho
palace at h'ursteiiried he lias Iqboricusly
(instructed a gigautie nest, every stick
iml straw of which lie litis conveyed to
ilic spot in iiis mouth. In that uest he
squats almost the entire day with feathers
stuck in his long, thick hair nnd
heard, while lie chatters In imitation of
the "clappering" of a stork whenever
any one approaches. Occasionally, too,
he stuuds on one leg gazing vacantly
straight hefii " him, while at other tiine3
ho stalks gravely about just in the same
milliner that lie has seen the longbeaked,
long legged birds do.?iVcu>
Yoik Tribune.
TROOPS ~0N THB RIO GRANDE.
Thirty-three Carloads of Mexican
xroops Arrive at Laredo.
Lakh, no, Tkx., [Special. | -Thirtythroe
carloads of Mexican troops, comprising
about eight hundred mcu, arrived
iu New Laredo, Mexico, from Sultillo.
This seems to iudicate that the reports of
advnnt >gcs gained along the border by
Garza are not altogether wrong. Those
nearly nrrived troops will proceed down
the river at once.
Two more companies of United States
trotps ntc expected to arrive in this city.
They will leave at once for the lower
llio Grande to aid iu guarding the Texn9
frontier from invasion by the revolutionists.
Considerable uneasiness is expressed
for tiic company of United mates
c ivalry who left for some point down
the river without takings guide. Nothing
has been heard from them ainco their
departure.
7f your shoo* tronoioyotl"by sqiibaiting,
drive a p.g in the middle of the solo,
e'ear through both layers, aud it will
stop all the annoyance.
Wm
i CHINAMAN AT DINNER |
HE FOOD HE I3AT3 AND HOW HF ?
TAKES IT. j
1
Inner Begins tVith Tea?Favorite (
Vinmls?A CJreat Variety ot Voge j
tables?Unpleasant Dai titles. 3
A Chinese dinner begins, as wo would i
link, at the wrong cud first. As the i
rst course wo were served with tea in (|
aioty little China cutis." The second f
ourse c .isisted of suiull dishes of water- fi
lelou seeds. These are a favorite delincy
among the Chinese. Next catne <
liced oranges, served iu individual i
ishes. The oranges were tinall and
ery sweet and juicy. The fourth course
ras tho dinner proper and contained tlir
iihstautials. Hico was the principal
iand and was served in a large center Jjj
ish, each person being given a bowl. M
'here wore several smaller dishes of dif- jj
srent kinds of meats and vegetables to \\
nt with tlio rice, such as duck meat, "
ork, mutton and curry, beau curd,
Lringcd cocoauut, etc. This course
ompletcd bur diuncr, since we did not I
at take of the rice wine with which the
Hiiueso frcqucutly cud tlicir tneals. ri
Kico is the Chinaman's statf of life and ^
onus the principal article of diet i>
liroughout the country. It is cooked
teaming iu a basket or sieve suspended
iver a shallow iron .kettle partly filled
nth water. The other article? of food
to cooked in the same way and at the j
nmn t.inic. nn 111:111 v .-is four or five
tcamcra being lilted nicely over each ,
ither and covered to keep in the Htcain,
vhich tho water bc'ow supplies to all at
vuce. Baked bread is not used; neither ,,
8 milk, butter nor cheese. At tirst it </
ccmed strange to mo to sit down to a
ileal nt which these familiar dishes were j
ackitig. j
Perhaps the greatest variety in the ?
Chinese bill of fare is found in tho i
vegetables, and certainly much of their
igriculture cousists in raising them,
icau curd or bean jam, such as we had
it the hotel dinner, is made by
rniling and grinding black beans
md mixiug tho Hour with water,
jypsuni au?l turmeric. There are
wenty or more kinds of bcane an<l peasi
aised in China and they are prepared i
or food in many different ways. Cab-'
mgo, broccoli, kale, cauliflower, cress,;
olowort, lettuce, sow thistle, spinach,'
elery, dandelion, succoiy, sweet basil,j
linger, mustard, radishes, urtomisia.j
uiarantbus, tacca, pig weed, bnrslaue,)
hepherds' purse, clover, garlics, IccksJ
mions, sea!lions, ailanlus and chives arc
tine of the principal grcous, mauy of)
hem decidedly odoriferous duriug cook-j
ug and after eating. Carrots, gourds,!
quashes, cucumbers, watermelons, to-*
autoes, turnips, radishes, briujuls,'
nuupkins and okers may be named a^
nost common among tho score or more
pirdcu vegetables. Sweet potatoes aroj
very plentiful. Tho Irish potato has
leen grown for a good many years, but
uvs not coiue into general use among the
leople. Fruits of most varieties arts
ibundunt all the year, oranges being tlu?
nost common. j
The few puppies and kittens that arc)
iold for the table are fed on a diet ol rice
licforc-haud. Hats may be eaten in some
row eases; in fact L believe 1 saw astriugl
if dried rats liainriiiir in a market in
Dan too, but they arc neither common nor
cheap, and ought not to bo cousidcrud a
distinctive part of Chinese diet any moro
than frogs' logs and snails should be of
American diet. Birdsucst soup is eateu
occasionally by those who can afford it.
It is very expensive, costing a dollar nu
ounce. 1 was fortuuutc enough to tasto
some once, and thought it the mod delicious
soup L bad ever eaten. Sharks'
tins are also eaten now and then by
epicures.
At frequent intervals along the streets
in tbe city there are what might be
called restaurants, right out into tlio
street. The keeper may be seen squatting
011 the stone pavement 011 a low
Blool. lie lias a little earthen furnace,
or "fungolow," 011 which lie cooks
various kinds of food. On a low counter
by his side are trays of lood and in front
of the counter are stools for customers.
The Chinese generally have ouly two
meals a day, breakfast about nine or tea
o'clock in tbe morning and dinner at
four or live iu the afternoon. Husband
and wife seldom cat together, and never
ilo so when slranerers or truest* are pros
cnt. The female* eat by themselves,
nfter tlic men have finished. The rice is
l>laecil in a large dish in the centre of
the table .".ml each person helps himself,
filling his bowl by means of a ladle or
large spoon, lie then holds his bowl in
his left hand near the chin, an I pushes
the rice into his mouth by means of two
chop-sticks, both held between the
thumb and the fore and middto finger*
of the right hand. Knives au l forks are
not used at meals. Whenever a bit of
fish or vegetable is wanted, it is selected
from the common dish and conveyed to
the month by the use of the chop-sticks.
? The Voire.
Human f.'ioHtb, Weight and Height.
(Juaiiclct obtuiue some weight records
of note, but no reliance can be
placed in them in the light of modern
ousci vauou. lie cnnciuuuu ironi suon
statistics as lie coukl get that a new-born
mln.it was, on the average, one-twentieth
tIk; maximum weight in middle- life;
that during the tirst year afterbirth the
increment of weight is about one-teuth
of all that is added subsequently, and j
aud that between the liftccuth aud I
twentieth years more is added to the
weight than during any other five-year
period of life. However, individual instances
differ so widely that very little
reliance can he placed iu the results he
obtained.
That Quartclet's statistics of weight
were incomplete aud unsatisfactory is
shown by the fart that he did not detect
the interesting law recently recognized,
viv., that the weight increases slowly, 01
even diminishes, when the height is increasing
very rapidly, hut increases rapidly
when the height remains nearly
stationary.?Louis Jtyn.blic.
Rig rotators.
PrnfrKuior Root crime in vesterdav with
some samples of vegetation raised on his
funn on the Wynoonda, to open the eyes,
All the larder and make glad the lioart
of the printer. lie ha I a sackful of
Climux potatoes, which capped the climax,
as their average weight was lj
pounds each, and two monitor beets
which weighed 21J pounds. ? Canton
(1/y.) 1'rea.
The Minnesota luinocr seison is over,
and the cut reaches 417,7111,252 feet,
207,221,000 shingles anil 07,027,600
latb. This beats all iecords.
A Queer Volcano.
In the oxtromc eastern edge of Arizona,
tome forty miles southwest of the remote
uul interesting Indian pueblo of Zunf,
!few Mexico, is a strange natural phc*
lomenon?a great, shallow salt lake, at
,ho bottom of a bowl-liko depression
lomo hundreds of feet deep, and about
hrce miles across. The basin is dazzling
vliito with a crust of salt crystals. About
n tho center risos a small black volcauic
>cak; and if one will tako the trouble to
ord tho salt lake?which ho will find
i disagreeable, but not dangerous task
-and climb the peak, ho will find its
rater half filled by a lakelet of pure,
r sh water!?St. A'tcAolat.
TYm Oaty On* Brer Printed.
can tod riNO thi woud?
These Is a 3 Inch display advertisement In
its paper, this week, which lias no two worde
like except one word. Tho eaino is truo of
acb new one appearing each week, from The
ir. Hurler Modlei no I'o. This hou?e places a
Creeeent" on everything they make and on tosh.
l/ook for it. send them the name of the
ord and thoy wilt return you uook, ueautiUL
I.ITIIOUUAIUIM or DAMfl.tS ruKtc.
There is an epidomic of forgery and oolong
in Uernwnv.
For Impure of thin Blood, Weakness, Mslain
N> uruigin, Indigestion, and Biliousness,
ike Brow u's Iron Bitters?it gives strength,
inking old istwiiih feel young? and young
ersolis strong; pleasant to inke.
Amkhican-madk shotguns are greatly ta
lenmnd abroad.
For indigestion, constipation, s:ck head*
iche. weak stomach, disordered liver?take
iioccbaui's l'il.s. For mle by nil druggists.
Sir John Maodonaxjd'B estate la rained
<? Mil (xxl
For Throat Dihsaber and Couons use
Ikown'r Bronchial. Troches. I.ike nil
rally good tilings, they nre imitate*!. The
eniiine arc sold only in boxes.
FITS stopped free by Dr. Klin*'b Great
Serve Restorer. No fits after first day s
isa Mai veleua cures. Treatise and |3 trial
01 tie free. Dr. Kline, Ml ArrhSt.,Phila .Pa
SYftUP'fFlC*
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to tho taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the K idneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system
effectually, dispels colds, headaches
and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Byrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind eve* produced,
pleasing to the taste and aoceptable
to tho stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy' and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities oommend
it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup or Figs is for sale in 60o
and $1 bottles by all leading druggists.
Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will procure
it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it Do not accept
any substitute^
CALIFORNIA FIR STROP CO.
MAN FMAN0I80O. OAL.
uwnrnis. n new ros*. s r.
'August
Flower"
Mr. Lorenzo F. Sleeper is very
well known to the citizens of Appleton,
Me., and neighborhood. He
says: " Uight years ago I was taken
" sick, ami suffered as no one but a
" dyspeptic can. I then began taking
August Flower. At that time
" I was a great sufferer. Kvery"
thing I ate distressed me so that I
"had to throw it up. Then in a
" few moments that horrid distress
" would come 011 and I would have
" to eat and suffer
For that "again. I took a
" little of your medHorria
" icine, and felt much
Stomach "better, and after
" taking a little more
Feeling. " August Flower my
" Dyspepsia disap"pcared,
and since that time I
" have never had the first sign of it.
"lean cat anything without the
" least fear of distress. I wish all
" that are afflicted with that terrible
"disease or the troubles caused by
"it would try August Flower, as I
" am satisfied there is no medicine
"equal to it." 6$
BKUN
Colds
cf Coug
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HOARSENESS AND ALL AFFECT
TAYLOR'S CHER
SWEET GUI
IS THE BEST
A?k yonr druggist or werehaat
We are anxious
who wants a piano,
Are you one of the
address, with requc
to Ivers & Pond Pi
- ?
Full of trouble
?the ordinary pill. Trouble when
you take it, and troublo when you've '
got it down. Plenty of unpleasantness*,
but. mighty little good.
With Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets,
there's no trouble. They'ro made
to prevent it. They'ro the original
littlo Liver Pills, tiny, sugarcoated,
anti-bilious granules, purely
vegetable, perfectly harmless, vho
smallest, easiest and best to tnko.
They cleanse mid regulate the wholo
system, in a natural and easy way?
mildly anil gently, but thoroughly
and effectively. Ono littlo Pellet
for a laxative ? three for a cathartic.
Sick Headache, Bilious Headache,
Constipation", Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks, and all derangements
of the liver, stomach and bowels aro
prevented, relieved and cured. i'
They're tho cheapest pill you can
buy, for they'ro f/uarantccd to givo
satisfaction, or your money is returned.
You pay only for tho value reccivcd.
flan you ask moro?
PAtENTSK'-K?.
tOfinur bunk Ira* ^
AHIIIII Mnrphlnn Unblt Curod In lO
111*111 MS !<? ' !(? ilnyi. Niiimy till cured,
wl Dwifl DR. J.srtPHENS, Lebanon.Ohio.
A/xe. A MONTH f'irSlirlKUt Young Men or
ain't i.aillcM In riH'li county. Ail?lrvf? 1*. W.
ZIKtil.EU A. CO.. I'lliln., i'a. ^
fcTHIVn Frizes. Word Contest.
ft 0 Qfjfcia K<?r iIoIuIIh wml ae. rtoiup to W. 1L
VW Viit KKAJllilt & Co., Chanute, Kansas.
Pmvsiows - i?nf uti soi.nir.iMt
M dlnaliloil. p lee for liicri'asc. "J1 years c*?
pprlrnii*. Wrlln fcr I.awa. A.W. Mct'OUmicK
Hons. Washinutiin. i>. (!, .t: Cincinnati. Ol
RUT WRlPSM^FREE
IT Pi I II P. I 11 I S'-nct for KiiiinlD. Iir I ia-1.
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H9 I tlllil A-n||DCIlnn" fiiiiiuiuiuiroie
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PENSION
KING COTTON
Row mp eall van. Onifnn on TAUTia
" " ? "?" * y VliJaO
A'a ^ 5-Ton Cotton Scale.
W- tr fi ? NOT CHF*PEST ?UT BiST.
HA QH S H lor torim address
P 8 EM JONES OP BIITOnAMTOW,
V ^ ^ BINGHAM TON N. Y.
IDB^SBDaaJpa
Consumptive, mid people
who lisvo weak lungs or Aetb- H
ma, shooM use I'lso's Curo for fffi
Consumption. It baa cored HI
thomnnili. It has notlnjarml
ono. It Is not bad to take. H
It Is tbo host cough syrup. gg
Bold svorrwhero. 9Gc,. H| ? n-. i.
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GOLD MEDAL, PAHIS, 187a
W. BAKER & CO/S . 3
^Breakfast Cocoa
. _ from which tho exceseof oil
^S67 4)jR!3 lots boon removed,
BWjS** J? alixolutrli/ pure nud
it la auhiblr.
f/m No Chemicals
nn|i it'VV aro used In Its preparation. It
till H ni I.us more than three timet the
III I if Iflfi strength of Cocoa mixed with
DjrJ aj H|| Slntch, Arrowroot or Bugar,
Rjlj , I /] j) j 1 noiniriil, cutting /< 11 than on*
jmll I II ill U cent a cup. It iHilclirtouo.iiour*
^'"liinp, at l engthening, easily
i>Iuesti:i>, ami inimitably mlapU-tl for luvaliUs
oa well ns fur {tormina in Ituallli.
Aoltl l?jr (Irarrrs oerjrnltera.
W. B .iKEIt & CO., Dorchester, Mass.
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tiff LIVER
IjiJl PILLS
AVH nn unit nninv unit uimrvff
Bora ecrt for HICK IIKAD*
ACIIK. Impaired d!|j*?tloiJ,eoii?U,
patton,toi|>id Klitntla. Thejraronaa
!*i v.ul oii;a.iJ, remove nauaca, die
u Mtciril ellrct on Ki<t
~j \J ut'vAanill>!:i<til?r. Oomiwt
>BROS. biVluUH IM TVIMIH ill-*.
h A A outer*. bubliih naSa
H "V# uial Daily AirrtoK.
Koiuillff ronipli'ilnn by purifying
; blootl. 1'UKBI.Y VKOCT'AUI.K.
The dove la nicely nrtjtivl.d lo .nit rave, m on# pill ran
ever 1>? loo much. Each vial conlaiiia 4.', rained in veat
pocket, like bad pencil. litis!lie Ml luiiu'n great
convenience. Taken cavler titan auger. Sold every*
tahere. All genuine gou.lv bear "CiraceuL"
Saint S-aaut atauip. You get 32 pago book with a am pi o.
OH. HAIYEB MHO I CINE CO., St. Louis. Me.
Thorough, Practical Instruction.
I? Graduates assisted to positions.
Ul Catalogue free. Write to
NESS COLLEGE. LOUISVILLE. KY.
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IONS OF THE THROAT AND LUNQ3.
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to know every one
new or second-hand,
m? Then send your
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