The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, July 03, 1891, Image 4

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the starry host. tor a lew ?77 . v svs Miss The countless stars which to our human eye },ic\ ( ]c st Ara fixed and steadfast, each in proper "Why . , ... know tha Forever bound to changeless points in n ra, space. Is it ! F.ush witn our sun and planets through , R rj(jp ^ 1 ? _ >|j |?" iii' "r ' As though God bade them win Infinity. Ab. whither, whither in their forward flight Through endless time and limitless expanse'. What power with unimaginable* might First hurled them forth to spin in tireless danaf? * What beauty lure* the n on through ? Bishop Spalding, ?? the Centuryt OLr H11NI>RE1X # AND I ?;S;ftE BICYCLE. 1 * ' *" ' by amos r. weh.8. Old Hundred's real name was P. T. ?iin*t P T " he always mSimrnons. ,4Ju*t t . i, "? /. _ listed "Thev don't stand for anything. Father and Mother ran out of names when they carte to me, and imtials." So the village ryag dubbed^hun uricd up. nftiemen who mighVbsTconsidered twenty if some inconvenient eld ladies did not remember holding them in their arras just forty years ago. He wore a dainty juvenile mustnche, walked with a smart swing, although one might notice that his heels came down rather stiffly, and played games among the mpst frivolous at the church socials. He was a tailor, an excellent odc, by the way, and his apprentices had by this time ceased to grin and chuckl? when their master sprang down from his cross legged position on the table every morning precisely at ten, as B. C. passed on her way to the postoffiee, after the mail. He would jump down, snatch up his hat in an absent minded, blushing way, and remark that the mail must be distributed by this time. If the apprentices had ceased to smile at this sort of thing, you may be sure that it had become an old story. ? Indeed* Old Hundred had been courting 11. C. for a long, long time. And 0|) r.rti..?^ one could tell when Susy Bennett was first called B. C. If one could have told that, jou see, it would have given some clue to her age. Susy was a dear old girl, however, with kind, laughing eyes. anfl a shrewd little brain of her own. It wasn't her fault if she was getting up stnrtlingiy near a very rheumatic forty without uetting Old Hundred. For wht n a man has gone through forty years with a sneaking desire for matrimony tilillatiug his heart all the while, without the grit and manliness to say so when given opportunity by the proper person once, twice, dai$y, (^ujfid despairs of him more than of fthcytidst uibid mysogynist in Bachelor lopi.^.Xhere. ? is such a thing, you know, rns a- Meact which is too soft for those dninly little_ darts, which merely nutfctfcOwlen* aWrf* feathev pillow would. .. ... ,, ? . which liAd beih 'pttfiiflelfl 'fi.b long'ago. She was smiling at hinx, > >btaVely and hopefully, and talking bright nothings, while his featlier-pjllow of a hearf. fluttered drowsily. -f Suducnly there flashed aroUqd-the corner and bote straight dowp ,i1poD;?thein Wiir Davis and' Lucy his young wjfe, on their brcjcles, off for a day's holiday together, if one might judge from their bundles. T'nright they were, noiseless, swiff, graceful and full of life in evjry movement and in every fluttering g"ar-* rnent,.glittering eyed, with ha&dsom'e, healthful faces. Old Hundred and B. C. turned togazt admiringly after them. ' How finely Mrs. Davis rides!'' murI inured Old Hundred. ' And how exceedingly gracefJhKTr/ Davis is!!'. responded B. ('. lather sjrarp -^WdWn fhdught that T shoulif^ikc a wheel," said Old Hundred, with, ol course, no perception of her annoyance. ?-?'-'And I should enjoy one very much,,! added B. C. "You!" Old Hundred blurted out, w tuuugm. ne took mental credit to himself for not finishing the sentence! ? i "You can-get tricycles nour-a-days-for almost nothing," said B. C. slyly, "and of course' that is the only wheel you woulc think of your time of life, Mr. Hi*n ' uions!" C "Hum. said Old Hundred, .apri "Hum!" said B. C. . ; t "' Now ilon't expect to t?e treated to a' lover's quarrel. Our sedate couple bad got far beyond that dangerous stage of courtship. Yet as they parted somewhat grimly, "I'll show him!" muttered B. C., and "I'll show her!" muttered Old Hundred. An 1 that very afternoon the f heart of the village bicycle agent was mude glad by an order for a lady's safety, and an order for a safetv for ?v?r That^tVs on a Slonday, and our narrative calmly skips' a month at this point, ? calmly and mercifully. I From time immemorial it had bceD r Old Hundred's habit to call on B. C. on -j Sunday evenings. At the beginning of his courtship, the band of the feather- q hearted tailor had quivered suspiciously ? in the operation ofishaving- fof this iuf^ n portant qcpnsiop. fri the adjustment : ? of his necktie his clum-iness had been tj phenomenal?for a tailor. His steps up w the broad walk which led to B. C.'s |,, fiont door had been nfitieenbl^ jjp?t?J(fly. hi B. C\ had coyly sent the servant to usher j,i him in, and oftep, with ^.affectation of, <>; careless indltfereWe, Vecctvtdf him with- ,)( out rising from her ptujip.., A r V"? ;? in! All that 'rhit.igirtl, Mtrf* j,J / this particular ryghj. sjj,e;i>,pJ tx> repeal the co experiences of old. ' Old Hundred's loi- ey le< ,sft? nccqvuplUibod, wUb .fcWwadeeieg up slowness. " And why doe*--the-odor of ov liniments follow the fiery lover from his to| rooin? Anft whv does he groan as he gate-latch? And Timh la I olfic of his brisk, swinging gait up fhe board walk? And why does .? ,.n? M o ...,v ... \j. receive mm, smiling, Ht tho door? Why docs she remain in that thickcrn padded arm-chair, and stretch her hand out to him so slowly? And what is the fHrl use of using cologne where arnica has ? been! q . "Jliss JJennet," said Old Hundred, af- / t',K . ^ ( v- * ? ~ " T i -1 * wandering remarks?(he dl- "My w! cd her)?"didn't I notico * '?8 to ' anding in the hall-way?" degree* Mr. Simmons! Didn't you "An t ! could ride?"' asked B. C. tailor, diaut smile. "Ian t possible! Why, we must have to go 1 icether I" cried the astonished Wit cylea t ?thcr, Mr. Simmons? Can you the to Cm WUU ICal these' - tnese "Of course I can! That is?iim?or in fuct, I'm learning. Aud I'm getting on well, excellently well, Mr. Spokelire says, fny a mjui of my?cr?I should eaV," excellentl'y well. But how did you hyarn so soon?" Old Hundred asked, admiringly. "Well, I can't say that I am thiough with my apprenticeship yet," confessed with a charming blush, '-but Mr, Spoketire says he hardly has to hold tht machine at all, and he thinks I'm doinj better tkau most girls do who are man; years youn? that is. that 1 am doinj very well. I need to be helped into th saddie." "So do 1," admitted the tailor, hoc cstly. . "But onee in, I have absolutely n trouble, provided the road is smooth an level, and Mr. Spoketire just keeps h hands on the machine, to kind of steac uie, you know." "1 still find it a rather difficult task A with-'!' letting the whe Spoketire helped me out he said I was ?nZeZLyy,m?*8irU "Miss Bennett, we must go out I get her-next week, and sooa a, nos We'll i f.w,ll,cr-1,,b?ut Saturday, e b? m mon?rl'h<><" sl'ok,-lfrc, Mr. Sii 70f ^ourse: What do we want wi that contemptible little daudy'" .. . ? C. smiled happily at the tai'lo. manifest jealousy, },? Li.cd rather J easily and fearfully. However 8] "gyd .with many a misgiving and t next Saturday afternoon was lixed f the adventure. Old1!?.' Vir,,l'rin?t,,? lowing wer Old Hundred and B. C. regretted the precipitancy. But 11. ('. was clear gri if $he- wa^ approaching that awful fo tietli birthday, and the little tailor ha been roused by the Spokotire hints ' , "f-??^bj? * *b "" Saturday dawned perversely fair, \vi roads outrageously perfect, and the aft* noon saw our hero and heroine truudlii their wheels through the village out the Middlcton Road. "IVo'll not rii through town,"' each eagerly agree "because people might laugh," whit wtjs very true. The Middleton Road was an cxcellci stretch for the purpose, in prime cond lion, and little frequented. Old Hui dretl and 15. walked out of sight i the village, chatting gaylv, avoiding n mentmr..oj the.wheel. At length it bi inine impassible to deny that the rigl %pot wtd- beetf rcacheih, and with a t faces ttoy p^ccd^their bicycles in pos Tien". " "Vau mn-jtjkelp nic on, you know Iflr it rather pale face, b' rte'^V. ykt'r tbi"^ j iqiiojq " look!a jiwkward arouhd'for something to leau JLiis bicyq agaitfst*nhd fit last laying it down elur sily in the middle of the road. Y, frffc 8?|H"g into the saddle with feint of girlish sprightliness, and tl -\VVnk muscles were unable I ^most portentous swaying of tl wheel.' ^MoVey ? 11 us?" shrieked B. C "Don t let me take a header before | etijff? jhd oh, Mr. Simmoiis, I shall I: so grateful, il you only hold on to th rtiadhiue for a few steps, just until T gc tftartejl!" "Certninjy," grunted Old Hundred jyhosp every muscle was taxed to lioli the 'whccV upright. B. C. started, the perspiring tailo trotting after, both hands clutchina th aaouie spring contributing so material 1 jjgjhis awkwardness to the difficulty o t^e steering that the agonized maid i; > front soon cried back to him, "This ; wHl do. Thanks. Now mount an catch up!" and away sailed IS. C., stag gering all over the road. Old Hundred trotted back to hi wheel, picked it up, anil glnncsd despair ingly after the retreating safety. Hoi could he ever catch up? But that quer was merged in a greater one. Could h ever mount? He made three attempts, each failur being hidden in a thicker cloud of dust and iifBcrilied in a deeper rent. Ku what were clothes to a tailor? Theh was Miss Bennett's uustcady form jusi disappearing over the edge of the tirsi little hill. He must catch up with her. or be her laughing-stock forever. Luck" ilv, a small boy just came sauntering by to whom he gave ten cents, with full di reetions, and whs assisted off in much bettci shape than poor B (' had been. 44?>h, that I were safe in mj^Shop, sit tipg cross-legged on the table 1" though' Oftd Hundred. "That 1 U/iiLugm* -?-. iinrviTTSs iTcnnctt were not ss fond of them! How smart shcisi Who would have thought it at her ago 1' But just here a rut upset the train o) l\is thoughts, and all but upset himself. The small boy. left behind, was chuck ing with amusement. II >w close th( litehes seemed, and how fearfully deep? i'he machine, to the tailor's apprcheni$n, seemed insanely bent on plunging vci the brink. His arms were pulled Imost out of theii sockets. Perspiraon blinded his eyes. More and more ildly with each rut swayed the crazy icyjele, and whirled Old Hundred dizzy rain. He ca'qie. to the brow of the little II, which seemed a fearful declivity, Id Hundred clinched his teeth ?r?d isn?a DHVk'Jmnl on tli? pedals, thrower on the? brake with till his might, istj then tie strut k a loose stone, lost., ntrol of the wheel, and with closed rs ran directly toward the side, and tft. n,<- toil,- tailor, rolled over and or down the hillside gully, nnr^ ota f? of his wheel at tlie bottom. Siowly Old lltindrod rose, and found his intense relief that he had broken bones. To bis equally great relief he covered that he bad broken the bioy- , One pedal projected from the ^ nk at a most astonishing angle. ( \ gay laugli rang out. a few yards (her down the ditch, and lo! thcroon bowldcry side sat the stout-hearted B. at. her feet her tricky wheel! '1 t happy light shone in her eyes, n \ m . ,w ? ? T*heel it broken 1" said she, point- fa M! i handle-bar bent back (omo forty d mine, too," taid the smiling showing the disaffected pedalit too bad! I'm afraid we'll hare j lome." Shot to h some toil they hoisted their bi- Upo ,o tho road again, and stft out for Stra wnr trundling them happily. n^e j i then it was that the tailor spoke executi, memorable words: young T "SMbyr1 .Miss Bennett's V brave old heart proaching. ' Susy, you see how vctj^ I unsteady these bicycles are, separate?" ! "Very," said B. C., tremblingly. "But suppose, Susy, one were to take two bicycle, like yours and mine, and j put a couple of axles across, and a box [ on top, with two seats and a cover, what would that be, Susy?" , _ "A family carriage," said B. C., lookj ing downward with a smile. j "Yes, Susy, and it wouldn't tip over, r but would run smoothly and safely, and e wouldn't it be nice, Susy?" and Old Hundred tried to trundle with one hand, that he might use the right arm for another purpose, but it wouldn't work. to "Wouldn't, it be much nicer, Susy?" l(j Yes, Susy thought it would. And so B. C. and Old Hundred walko< " happily back to town along that Middle ^ ton Road henceforth blessed to ther both, trundling the fateful bicycles *? which aloDe had been equal to the endini e of that long courtship. i '" '"our.M'.t sistiffirnicnT"' ir? How.;., T '1 'r?? '"-I out"' "00n "tralgl,t<m tha n' decided, 8usy?and i W* ,mv th rarriage."?. Yankss Blade. UP * ,am" r's Wooden Clothes. ;0 w^?o,is,cu'cuh,h?' , ?. ?? r bT,L"?r x * ot & ?c: ,r lo ^ne wood is ground between tw ^ ..? ?? oiuu , me lower nan of whici ' passes through water that washes awa ^ and absorbs the fibril matter. Tn l. later is dissolved through chemical sub , 'j ?nit Ckm. ? 1 1 * miMULW This product has justly beeu called " maid of all wortt.*" It pljnSTt'tlbnTpTcu ous part in the manufacture of paper; i ;r" has a hand in the making of jewelry; i aS is an ideal collar and culf material, be to sides being good for numerous othe \ purposes. 1 Chnrdonnet, the famous French chem ist, has succeeded in making from thj same material artificial silk, and the ncv it invention aroused widespread interes i- during the last international exposition n- The silk was turned out by means of i of patent apparratus which looked like i ill sausage mill. In the place where- thi 2 latter sends for^h the chopped meat Char tit donuet has applied a mouthpiece witl ct extremely fine apertures. Out of thesi i- tiny holes pours the silk in fine, fiossj threads. The winding, weaving auc dyeing was cone as heretofore. Tin ut artificial silk dyes much more easily tliar lyf txrnne^Tin vent ion inetwidwK^uccess, le for the reason that this artificial silk was n- .highly combustible;-but at tho present ' "day this evil has licen overcome bj a saturating the celluloid in a tire prool 10 solution so that perfect protection to against igniting M guaranteed, le We shall dress, therefore, in future in wood and wooden v material. ;Kvery., thing will be celluloid,, froin the hand I 6ome silk gown.. In which my iady >e promenades Broadway to the dainty ;o molar with which'ahe nibbles her bon't bons.?St. Lovi* I4iA a Drum Language of the Cnmeroons. Perhaps nothing niore remarkable has 0 been the subject of recent investigation ' than the "drum language" of the native?c of the Cameroons, on the West African D OowL Bjr tnaanvof tlxiia wonderful syet( tem of transmitting sounds the most comq plicated messages can be conveyed to r villages in the most distant parts. In ' practising this unique system of sound [, language a peculiarly shaped drum is used. By dividing the surface of tho ( drum-head into uneven portions, the inj strumcnt, upon being struck, may ba \ made to yield two distinct notes. By these and shortening or lengthening , the intervals between each note a codo is established with a regular scquonco of J staps, strokes and intervals cnpable of expressing every syllable in their primitive language. All of tho natives understand this code, and so elaborate is it that a chief can by its means summon to his presence any villager whom he desires to see, intimating to the latter at the same . time the purpose for which his presence is required. In this way, too, messages can be ?"jnt from village to village ov^t wide stretches of country, the drummer in one hatnlet transmitting to the next Ikv fiuaata lit, h?ac<i- u?il.. ?>?<? ?i' an" most extraordinary rapidity.?St. Louu lie public. , Keen are the Shafts of Ridicule. Brave Jfartpkhavc flashod out of lifo from the $f&bf many a tleld of battle, > the record of 'whose courage could never | 1 transcend the daily life of many a woman, , forced to keep a steady front turned to- i ward tho legion of annoyances that j marshal behind an inadequate income. A pretty woman, forced to go looking like a dowdy because she cannot afford, nr Sa in? suiucivmiy selfish to wear, fine and expensive clothes, is u sight to earn j( the plaudits of such as appreciate heroism of the unwept and unstoried kind. ^ It takes more strength of character to face rkliculcthnn it does to faco a battery ^ of QatKng guns. A sneer pierces deeper than a bullet. A blow that only roaches Q) a physical tierve center docs not tell like the blow that buries itself in the soul. 1 ' ran tlddg* a aboil, if (he Lord has given cj meal level head and a moment's time, jn but nothing is going to help me when my enemy rakes me with the light artillery R of scorn and contempt. If we but knew , the inside history of the man who goes 5J dressed in seedy clothes, or the woman' ^ who wears old shoes and rusty glr^cs, ' we should perhaps uncover, when/some ^ >f these shabby folk meet us on the way, is commoners do when royalty rides by. ?Chicago Herald. ii i wl Natural gas has been discovered three thi riles from Vallejo, Cal. -A? , tl lltMMup?T^^Cl^3 ^PUtOl I^?$?9P*"CC will lisiofc^^^SrJ?^n^?reI | "^tuftfcrfie ?hooUn^of^^RE9Swi second lieutenant of tt^Ie*i8?n Cavalry, vin the saddest that has or&r darkened the anunls of the St^te. it brief f history of the event whicli led tlo this rooming's execution* is netessana to a c proper understanding?! the rase V Last s December a company of th4Th*irteenth Regular Cavalry was ordfcretD to do v special duty at Cadereyta, a srfall town j on the Gulf road. The compwrfy was in t command of a first lieutenant rod the deceased. A dispute arose between the t officers, aad Lieutenant Estuj erron fear- ? ing, as his friends say, that hil life was in r danger, drew his pistol, but did not shoot at his superior. It is clliined that , * he snapped the pistol, but itMissed fire. . * For this offense he was places Under arQ rest aud tried by n generayxmrfc-martial 1 > and sentenced to death. / ? There were extenuntra circumstances 4 admitted, and the was carried to 1 ?? rFedysl^m't^ Pending a < d eel slon thehlWdl(pcet of THo~ cotnpany was shot dead itujjthe portals at Mon- \ terey by one of he soldiors, and the I soldier, while i it the smoke was i curling from 1 s weapon, was shot < down by the ca| ain of the company. ? Whether these di |ths affected the par- j 1 doning power { r uot will never be j c known, but the f iding of the court was j v approved, and p<fccrful personal appeals ( by persons intimately associated with j President "Diar. were unavailing. Tho death warrant was signed and carried in- j to execution. That tho officer was ad- j lt mired by the people and dearly loved in j c his regiment was Well known by the au- ( )t thorities, as the precautions taken by the , commandant of the department were k ample proof. 0 The time of the shooting was kept a j k profound secret until the nifht before the execution. The oathedrnl clock chimed j c four. There was aSahoip bugle call, a . hurrying of mus^rifcyZr'L Quick comr manila nnd.raqBttfrgrimrt in a few H moment^pio gandsbfcfofHnto line. The 1 I 8?^ "In ihe rear kXjcihe barracks was 1 it opened, nnd the .TUBfcenth Cavalry in it I full marching orderflfroot, issued forth. 1 " followed by their bi*kwith muffled in- 1 struments. The KiltMbavnlry followed, and then the FuQSlnfaatry. They i formed n square, thr<K?.Sides of which ! . consisted of the repfcrtRative regiments. i v The fourth was the wffx of the barracks. 1 ^ The general commanding the department < and staff took up a position in the centre. ' When the troons halt? the commanding ' officer called, "iftentiou?" "Fix | bayonets!" He then ?nounced the sen- \ tence. and added: /i ] ( "If any man moves in the ranks or | gives any expression of sympathy with j r the prisoner or fayli with the sentence ( j he shall bo cpmmmcd-tojprison from one | 0 to Ave years, defending Otitic gravity of , church bell toll^ltR^knell for the dy- ' ^ iug. The early sun just gilded the J mountain peaks that rise likssgiant senti . nels arouud the. historic city, aad one's r thoughts went back to the doll gray [ . morning long ago, when an American t - soldier knelt upon his coffin and met a j bloody death almost on the same spot. t Great white wreaths Circled the higher r hills. It is now 4:45. From out of the gate issued a company of the Thirteenth, at its head a prisoner", and by his side a priest. With a Ann trend and a proudly lifted head ho marchhd, never faltering * or halting, but with a bright smile upon ? his face, he looked the least concerned of the party. He malted at a small ? marked elevation twenty feet from the * bairacks wall. Hhaompauy filed past z and formed in frowk four lines deep. n Two lines ndvanc?[ halted, aud one * stiff advanced. The3) were ajjf men in ^ each line. The fiipSg party tttis con- , eisted of si*, jneu Jt?h#^tantr0ne within ? ten feettjf tlurpris3m;r, 1ma C1> second ? line within fifteen feet. The other two ^ .?mv? tuiuiou a unserve. ine deatn knell j 81 tolled and the clock struck 5. The offi- b ccr advauced to bandage the eyes of the f1 prisoner, but the latter waived the ofR- 1C ceraside and said: - c< 'I have looked too often Jn the face J( of death to fear him now/' *b "It shall be as you wish," said tho captain, as he took hts place at the left P( of the tiring party. Taking off his hat 111 tho prisoner surveyed tho assembled to troops, looked once at the sun-tipped ^ hills, and said to the firing party: a^ "Shoot straight for my heart, but do nu not strike iny face. Adieu," And bringing his hands to the position of to "attention," he awaited the end. There 803 was a slight flush of the captain's sword. The guns came to, "R'-aifyl" \nother flash., "Aim!" Tho blade drops. Si* sheets of flame dart tbward tho prisoner, cot n,lr,. thTTttil t.M|? TcTs In hrs heart. The surgeon took "ai his wrist. The captain gave a quick 'J'r command, a soldier stepped from the ''y ranks, and placing his rifle to tho pris- ^as oner's head, fired. Iu lew than (fifty 'M,t seconds from the drop of the sword exa Lieutenant Estupcrron was rtead. The fr*8' bugles sounded. The troops . f led past the body; it was put Into a..Coffin and "~ the grim tragedy was over- -and . as WMi oravo a man as ever buckled on a sword ind crossed to the "bivouat of the dead." j ^ Indestructible Tickets. ' An inventor, possessed by wiot many. r??n ong-suffering travelog will mgard a* ',r"n' erverted ingenuity, proposal to effect ,"*w' large annual saving on the elevated <.no<i, lilroads of New York City. He states. lat these railroads pay #40.000 a year : H >r printing tickets tha^?rwr loused only toi^. ~ <!l yis exhausted, he putrifj^^Rtob, the rTOTW .u^niris me nuu)bt9^^^ME4t* qfc icted ami t ho ticketfrl^^^Bd otfeP'. , j^c ain, ad infinitum.?Nit^BKXeomnur> ^fJJ{ U Advertiser. ?. *" ^2) Maud Evans, of Beaverfl K Paon., r Trim 10 is only sixteen jjreara ? ooanty ird set of natarul teeth. J-ySf \ rv - * SELECT SIFTINflS. Maine ami New Hampshire mako all fl< e world'a spools. y< A Hope (lad.) cow gives fifteen gol- fa as of milk a day. ?n The Commissioner of Ponsious disirses nowadays over $100,000,000' a ai a :ar- U A Pennsylvania town boasts of a pear ^ ce that is 150 years old and full of Lossoms. In average condition, a turuip seed lay increase its own weight fifteen times sland of Corfv/'is "saicT" to^Saw^K^fi* M >lanned by Russia. The English flag floats over one-sixth l if the population and one-eighth of the { urface of the habitable globe. It is announced that the State of Maine n vill present a solid silver tureen to the United State* cruiser which bears her t tame. i The people of this country use three \ imes as much writing paper us those of iny other nation, in proportion to their lumber. f During the past year there were over ?,000,000 pieces of matter withdrawn rom the mails because of incorrect or nsnflicient addresses. ' Pennsylvania makes fifty-two out of svery 100 tons of rolled iron in tlio i United States, and sixty-nine out of svery 100 tons of steel rails. ' The eldest college in North America .vas founded in 1531?the College of St. [Idcfonso, in the city of Mexico. Tho lext oldest is Laval College, Quebec, Uanada. A bride was arrayed in her wedding .1 O/Ill ... 1 1 Lll ... iuci jr nuu mm ll^SCmOHJU lil> Keyport, N. J., when she received 11 note j from the groom that he couldn't be present, as his wedding clothes didn't fit bitn. A large and curious fish wa3 caught in ;he creek near Calhoun, Oa., recently. It's head resembled that of a suake, and t had teeth lika a human being. It is if a variety unknown to the oldest fishcrncu. It is said that R. C. Duncan, the American who tried ?o kfil his wife in Wale3, aas n tnauia for discovering nucient ancestors, and that he wont to Wales to Ind proof of his descent from Rhys Funr, a Welsh ohi^ftain. The longest suit of hair in tho world is perhaps that which grows on tho head jf Miss Asenath Philpott, of Gainesville, Texas, hers trailing on tho ground when ihe stands nearly four feet, measuring in [ill ten feet seven inches. Tho field of the United Statd flag ou uid after July 4 of this year will have the stars arranged as follows: A horizontal row of eight stars, immediately below four horizontal rows of seven stars, and then another similar row of eight stars ?44 in all. There was recently exhibited in Dublin, Ireland, a new burner for lighthouse jse, possessing twice the illuminating power of the largest burners now employed. It is calculated that this uew Durner, in connection with a specially ievised system of lenses, will transmit a light equal to about eight millions of candles, which far exceeds the most pow erful light at present used. n liiU'iiiaii^ii Jr^Wdrt'd by General Miles in the recent Indian war, are among the best behaved members of his Wild iVest exhibition, wftich a touring through Europe. They are iaving their raouey and intend to settle lown and build ho:nc3 when they return o this countiy. Kicking Bear and Short 3ull, two of the worst hostiles, are paricularly economical. The Indians will cmnin abroad two years. Birds' Talis are Not Rud lerj. "It is popularly imagiue.l that birJj' ails serve tliera as rudders for steering urposes, but that is not true. If they ad beeu designed by nature with that biect in vIpW thon u/Aiil/1 !?- ? * . j nuuiu I1UVU UUl'll SCt rith their vanes vertical and not hori- > ontal. The appendage, in fact, i9 lerely intended for a balanc?, and yon ?; rill find that all birds which possess f; reat case in evolution through the air avo largely developed tails. Humming g Ird9 arc perhaps the most remarkable j, xamples known of the machinery of a ying. Their power of poising them- * slvea in the air while searching tlm ^ lossoms for insects, remaining absolutely , ationary, is extraordinary, depend- 1 ig not upon soaring but upon the incoa- e< sivably rapid motion of their wings, as _ >u may observe for yourself any summer ^ ly- . . , R "The smaller a bird's wings in proirtion to the weight of its body the S ore rapidly it must flap them in order sustain itself. The huge spread of fr e owl, with its soft and feathery plum- ,'o ;c, enables it to float through the night it r so noiselessly in pursuit of prey that [ u might not hear it if it passed close your head. On the other hand, the taller wings of the diving birds must f agitated with great rapidity to sustain j ' ?m, and they have so little power in A nting iu the atmosphere that they me into contact with th'? water, when 1 In. All the same it is the small winged H ds like the due'e and the pig3 > l that H the fastest. Tueir miximnm speed M i been estimated at 123 miles an hour, R I am inclined to thiuk that a largo IS jfggmtlon. (Jill it half that and it is H ? Vr'm'i in jton Stir. Teak and Weary early utimmSr tlx warmer wcathnr la r*p<>- TI weakening and enarvatln*, and "that tlr<?d | | Id" ll voir Tk- ??* * _ , . Un K.mi i>?n?nt whlo'i e M thin *ea?on derive from Hoot'* 8ir?tov provea that thin medicine "make* the weak j. ' It doe* not act like a itlmulant, Impart- Bft. Vtltlon* t.tren;th, hnt Hood'* Harsaparlllt ( i np In a perfectly natural way all the weak- R pari*, purine* the blool, create* an appetite. lood's Sarsaparilla C I'T"1 *?uta ,||; itiforll frtjnriloiij c j wrrel Hot day*, tilled. The train is a total wreck, I tome li lit the . I I rUMATK ?#(i ,--t Raaoonca* v ? KVOXVII.I.R KKNtlNRI., dnllr 1 mo., I I '*< .>? .; weekly I year. 9 I; Munplaa ,1o J ITT COLLEGE lt?*new but I'll nit*, I September I, 1891. I illege of I'blloeophy and Art*; A College of err*: A College of Iht) Science*; A JXVUttf 1 i A School of Technolof/t A Law School; A of Politic*! Science; A Medical School. JoWp*OROWTKLL, A. B.. P rv allien t. Trinity ColUg* 1. O..N. C. . !U?t School (Ffspars tor/) In Randolph I I i # Teeth of the Aadents. The cyclopedias tells us that "aril* cial teeth" camu into fashion about 150 oars ago, but in spite of cyclopedias the .ct remains, that skulls have been found i Etruscan tombs dating as far back as 90 years before Christ, in which there re most interesting and instructive specimens of dentistry in general ttnd-ftftiaeig] leth in particular.?San Erancize* Elminer. Brown's Iron Bitters cares Dyspepsia, Msmrls, Biliousness nnd General Debility. Gives trength, aides Digestion, ,r,ues the nerves? rentes sppetlto. The beet t. olo for Nursing lot hers, weak women and children. ffttaSn.tr'"' """ "* ?" FITS stoppeu irss by Da. runs'* oiuy 4bbvb Kkstoiikh. Mo Fits after llrst day's isa. Marvelous ourer* Treatise and trial wttlefreo. Dr. Kline. UT.I A rob <?., Phtin f. Kansas Crrr Is promised ioeat five cents a tnidro'l, as a result of competition. Mai.Ahia cured and eradicated from ths ystcm by Brown's Iron Bitters, which enriches tho blood, tones the norvos, aids digestion. Acts like a charm on persons in general >1) health, giving now energy and strength. . . 1 The shower of rice upon bride and groom t a prayer for copious prosperity sad fTmitulnees. How's Thief We offer One Hundred Dollars reward fot my case of catarrh that cannot be cured by aklngllall's Catarrh Our?. F. J. Chknky & Co., Props., Toledo, O. Wo, tho undersigned, have known F. J. Dhency for the last 16 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions, and financially nble to carry out any obligations made by their Arm. *v est & Tbuax, Wholcsalo Druggists, Toledo, O. wafcnino, Kinnan St Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's C atnrrn Cure is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c. per boltle. Bold by nil druggists. Sllrulnr In tho favorito wwiiHa* itav In Ill England. rr afflicted with aor? eyes UB? ^r.T?^lT^Plon's Eyc-water.Dniggl?ta sell at 880.per bottle 1 ON? ENJOY? Both the method and results when fiyrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts Esntly yet promptly on the Kidneys, iver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its Kind ever produced. pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. ByTup of Figs is for sale in 6O0 nd $1 bottles by all leading drugmay flot^iave"Tt ou 'fiand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIO SYRUP CO. 8AM F8AM0/8C0, OAL, WumtuE. kv mew romt M.V. "German Syrup" 1 " I have been a great \sthma. sufTerer from Asth- i ma and severe Colds J very Winter, and last Fall my rieuds as well as myself thought >ecause of my feeble condition, and ^rcat distress from constant eoughug, and inability to raise any of the ccumulated matter from my lungs, hat my time was close at hand. Vhen nearly worn out for want of leep and rest, a friend recommendrl ma ? 4 * 4 iu wy my vaiuaDie medicine, Boschee's German ientle, Syrup. I am confulent it saved my efroshing ,jfc Almost the6r/t leap. dose gave me great relief and a gentle reesliing sleep, such as I had not had r weeks. My cough began immediely to loo "ii and pass away, and found myseli rapidly gaining in ialth and weight. I am pleased inform thee?unsolicited?that I 11 in excellent health and do cerinly attribute it to thy Boschee's sriuan Syrup. C. B. Stickney, cton. Ontario." & -i -FOR THE GIVE IT TO | EETHING CHILDREN, I IT WILL SAVE THEIR LIVES. U vi in yeer irM|l*> w aenkul y*r? yo? ifcnt (oaxklaa *Ih trill Am m m wall, fer It WON'T. | free#, euel ereeferwli "'.xrerim?^V^I^^' STRICTLY HI8H QRA J&AMSftgT* V/.flu^/ r S?M*II cent. In .Um, BlejcU eiliM1fWEt I BtHet. Ilmlw joiin p. Lovi^^nMaj |r| Best Cough Medicine. Reoc H Cores where ell else fslle. Flee KM teste. Children teks It without The hand of time deals lightly with^wpman in perfect health. leave their mark.. Voif needrvv have them. Dr. Pierce's vorite Prescription corr\es to your rescue as no other medt* * cine can. It cures them. For periodical pains, prolapsus and other displacements, bearing- ? down sensations, and all "female complaints" and weaknesses, it is a positive remedy.. It is a powerful, restorative tonix and nervine, imparting strength to the whole system in general, and to the uterine organs and appendages in particular. It keeps years fronv your face and figure?but adds years to your life. It's guaranteed to give satisfaction in every case. 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(tegular and plurals of saniewsMLe-allowed. i The *ordi must bo iiuuMWfl, 2, 3, and mod. U faetlilate the awmdiiig o( piiRft^j. The list containing Ihe larS^^fcrjber of words wtl) get tlrrl prize, the in*t mnitu, and soon. Ka?h llsl inust be accotiipMiied hy $1 for six mouthY ruliaeri|iliim to Tilt. Can API AN Auiiloftl flttsT, one ot theliert illu-'rated Home Magazines In America. frVThis is NO I.OTrKltV- met it only will count, The repnlalinn lor fairness i. dried hy The Aiililct'LTUIlIirT in tiiv past is smple fu iianteo tli.it tins Comix titlon wilt be condueli d in lite in,inner Send Ce stauip for full iMirtieiilni*, to Tiie Canaihan Aohh i i.tuiuht, Peterborough, Canada il i Cut this adrcilUcwent out?it may not appear agatu. s ti.N~U727. I K.VKN HKK TO IKAI'IIY nnd make money .Photo! 'srsphy': rival. Hue .'iftspSe lie.Art Pasur, Lucas,O omil W?ak, Nkuvops, Wiiktciikp mortals got] \|I|K well nnd keep well. Health Helper setWlm tells how. Mi els. n year. Matnple oony free. Dr.J. 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